ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

kidnap her, gag her with the panties, post pics of her bleeding cunt here when you're finished with her

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GENIUS

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Truly sinister…

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are you this guy?

I never piss on the walls tho. That's just pointless. I do occasionally piss in the sinks.

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I call bullshit.

completely true

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Make a false statement.
Follow it with a true one.

More like the Riddler actually

Pretty evil.

is that you

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_no

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Blockbuster deserved it, fuck those late fee jews.

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Fuck you, Steven.

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Are you me?

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Reported to the FBI.

What are the Romans, Greeks, Sumerians, Japanese etc?

kill yourself faggot

TWISTED

Come on man, I'll only pour one flavor at a time from now on, honest.

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ant any rate, a few exceptions do not disprove the rule.

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Oh, you think historical revisionism is your ally, you merely adopted the revisionism. I was born in it, molded by it.

Hows them capeshit posters coming along?

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Most ancient cultures were not pro fag. Faggotry doesn't produce babies. Even the Sibyline oracles condemned homosexuality.

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You're a very nice man and a true friend. Caffeine is a terrible substance.

>Told him "yeah I did, I knew it was wrong" Used Hunter S Thompson Logic

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At least let the bank robbery guy do his first. He doesn't look homicidal.

Now that is just fucking twisted man.

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Pleb.

So any stories here from when you shits were still in college/highschool?

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That's actually pretty spooky.

so you didn't eat anything?

don't worry man, I've sent a report out too

You guys are in Big Trouble, okay? Enjoy Prison you Fucks!!… :P

What is that a sheep? Seriously what is that horrifying creature?

I have done this several times

This picture was part of an article Written by the Daily Mail (UK).. Suposubly some kids in Central America killed this thing after it emerged from a cave they were playing by.. And they later came back to take pictures of it.. It's probably Fake though…

This second creature washed up on shore on the East Coast by the East Coast I think.. It was found near a Animal Testing facility used by the government.. If you look closely it has a Beak, yet the body of a creature who walked on Land.. Supposubly it Disappeared & no one seen it again.. Ohwell though

There's a Article on Wikipedia about it

It's obviously a decomposing sloth.

snopes.com/photos/animals/montauk.asp

I've hold hands with a girl without her consent

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Thank you.

Yep. Just noticed the claws in the picture. Still it seems awfully clean shaven. Good chance someone raped it.

REPORTED

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I drove backwards through a drive through once

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*last class

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Reminds me of the time I got a Sonic shut down (the fast food place not the vidya).

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Paul?

Now that is unspeakably evil. The most evil thing in this entire thread.

L O N D O N
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You should have taken the rape you sinister bitch

I swear on me mum, right proper nasty that is.

Why would I let some nerd rape me? Gross.
I did have sex with John from the football team tho.

John had herpes though

Post the recording fag

I second this.

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Tits or it didn't happen

Seconded.

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I don't see why not…

Is what I would say if I could actually see anything.

You're an asshole
Just an asshole
What an asshole

I think you got the posts confused there friend

in my country you get beaten up with iron bars for that

your time will come

I had a boner last night

There's no telling what I'll do next!

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reminds me of a guy i knew in high school who used to go hiking on state trails a lot. he would carry a set of spray paint and cardboard marker templates with him on camping trips to make a bunch of wrong trails hoping someone would get lost and die

pretty sure they phased out painted trail markers like that by the late 90s

told my dad to go fuck himself

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YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN.

holy shit

Devious.

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Tell more, provide images if possible.

Did you DP her, condoms, how hot was she?

consensual missionary for reproductive purposes

I'm Dan Schneider.

Catch me if you can sucker.

Absolutely wicked!

time to fap

Tell the fucking story you gay nigger.

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Basically it was 1992, Me and a friend were at a Sonic where I ordered a milk shake. I brought along a dead roach and put it in my drink after I drank it halfway. I then pretended I tasted something funny in my drink. I made huge scene and people started freaking out when I "suddenly found" the dead roach in my drink. One woman even started puking horribly. There were a lot of girls there and they were all freaking out. Some demanded their money back or got the hell out of there. About a month later the place closed down.

Millennials are the worst scum on the planet right now.

I would marry those girls.

She sounds fat.

shouldn't be too hard

well shit

MADMAN

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Greentext the story

Is this shitty movie out yet?

wew checked

WEW
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In junior high I was a "problem" child, some of my friends told me after I "chilled out/normalized" in high school. that they had a "codeword" for when they felt I would shoot up the school. now I have some stories that I still shudder in trying to imagine how I got away with some of the shit I did.

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That wasn't you, get real.

nigger detected

Whenever im in a restaurant I make sure to unscrew the salt and pepper bottles

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DIABOLICAL

jesus christ how did you let this happen user

Kek
More stories like this?

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I rarely leave the apartment so during winter I pour water on the stairs in the middle of the night so they ice over hoping my shitty neighbors will fall down a flight and break their necks.

I thought I was the only one.

They say all people have the capacity for both good and evil. People who are truly "good" or truly "evil" are a rarity, making up the smaller portions of society respectively. I used to think I was "good" when I was younger, but eventually came to consider that this was no longer the case. I was one of those "neutral" people in the middle.

But threads like these? They make me understand the thought process behind the average person. I guess I really was raised to have a Lawful Good alignment.

That being said, I made a kid kiss my shoes in middle school.

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That was the last time we invited him to a mario party party

dude if you're going to sink that low at LEAST get her to bring a girl over first

The point isn't to discuss actual bad shit you've done, the point is to discuss mild annoyances that Leto Joker would do.

You give us all a reason to live.

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mad
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you brute!

ABSOLUTELY INSIDIOUS

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That is truly devious, user.

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You absolute madman…
You've gone too far this time.

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Neighbors spoiled daughter received a pink jeep for her sweet 16
had 10pm curfew, left windows down
inserted old mayo into 7 condoms and threw them in the back floorboard
found a couple of McDonald name-tags in apt when i moved in.
tyrone and levan….
flicked them back there too.
8 am parents let her drive them to breakfast
mom scream mp3.
all hell breaks loose
hear the number 7 thrown around
dad finds name tags
blacked.com
I had to leave for work, so missed fireworks
off work early, find jeep being towed
she's gone
found out later she was sent to live with uncles family in middle of nowhere, Utah.

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but not really, because that would be silly!

They're adorable.

Damn at first I thought that was pretty bad but then I realized you probably saved her from actually getting blacked

Devilish!

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ABSOLUTELY CRAZY

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If someone was talking about the front window, I would think windows for the front seat, without specifying driver or passenger side. A windshield is a windshield, and everyone would call it that.

I have more stories it makes me feel fuzzy inside posting them

now these stories will have some inaccuracies I tried for a while to forget a lot about a few of these stories. believe in them if you want, or don't I don't really care.

More importantly
So he already got under the hood and sabotaged the car, and only now when he's breaking a window do his friends question their actions.

truly DASTARDLY.

I honestly don't know why I told him to leave. I think he farted or something, I don't know.

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I don't care if it's fake, I love this kind of shit.

Good shit. It's a shame that talk radio these days has a 3 minute buffer before their talking goes on air. Best way to beat it is to exhaust it and then they run out of time. Talk radio can't afford downtime.

I thought I was the only one. I love annoyed sigh and sarastic thank you they give as they speedwalk towards the building. Once they're within a safe distance, I enter and close the door behind me.

It is fake and we all know you love shit.

I was an asshole, but damn, it was great.

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Oh no

Better yet

the teacher was the better joker in this situation, your just a faggot

The gift that kept on giving. The salt that kept on flowing.

Yeah most people understood it. A few dipshits didn't.

This.

i'll never get why people are so mad at this, if you feel so god damn disgusted about it, just use toilet paper to fix it, christ

i feel you user, i fucking hate people who sit in my spot
i make sure to get the least desirable spots so there's a lower chance of anyone taking them from me later

Why do I care what some 16-year-old thinks of me?

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good for you tbh

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>They were the disgusting oily corn snack kind that leaves your fingers and teeth covered in shit

what country? in the US late night study classes would be totally forbidden. it is hard enough to get buses to service after school sports

Studying is illegal goyim.

Ireland. We had study from 6:30 to 9:30 half of the year, 6:30 to 10:00 when we got close to finals.

i honestly would have made extensive use of a late study after school program when i was in high school. i literally had nothing better to do and being forced to go home just drove me to run away

sweet man

Just like in that Community episode.

Hello, fellow potato nigger. I recognised those shitty meanies immediately.

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You're not like the Joker when you deal justice like that. That would be more like some hardcore Punisher vigilantism.
Well done though.

Classic. Bronze, you could say.

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>feel guilty that I might have gotten someone fired

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And that's how I made an underpaid teenager walk a little more than his minimum wage is worth for.

MAD

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really? I thought the fish was one of their most popular things.

he doesnt know what he's talking about, the filet o fish is one of the most popular items on the menu. whenever i go there i see tens of burgers and chicken sandwiches under the heat lamp but no fish sandwich, so they obviously sell them out fast

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They just don't take them out until someone orders them because it's fish.

I worked at one a few years ago for a few days before the fat female manager fired most of us because she overhired and can't into management.
She'd have done the most Joker thing here if she did it on purpose.

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Does he use condom, or is that just for you?

Funny thing is that was in a Pearls Before Swine comic.

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DIABOLICAL

Oh I never had sex with her,
The relationship was only for a year or two anyway

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deliciuos

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When someone asks me for directions I start of pointing them in the right direction only to slightly alter where to go in the end

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Ghastly!

What an edgy faggot

I cringed reading your story

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heinous.

I wish I had your balls.

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Sometimes I go to the bottom of the catalog and pick a thread that seems extremely shitty and bump it

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Wew lad, mental illness is fun to look and laugh at, especially same sex couples.

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Fuck you, Victoria Secret

My two favorites.

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Am I the only one who likes to do this?

172 games, half of them I didn't buy.

wew

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And then I bump it anyway a few hours later

MADMAN

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