We may have never asked for it, but Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is getting a sequel. Thing is...

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Irritating. But I'm sad to say I'm going to see this shit because of my love for the 80s turtles… I hate myself. I truly do.

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You're a disgrace to the wine.

Goyim, crime transcends race!

you and me both user

i wouldn't see it if it wasn't coming out right around my birthday

That Bebop and Rocksteady scene got me hook line and sinker. I am truly weak. I just wish the turtles weren't so damn hideous or sounded so awful or that April was a red head in a sexy yellow jumpsuit.

At least Megan Fox is getting work. I would go see it just to have my male gaze pandered to once again.

Her mutant thumbs haunt me to this day.

Also, she's more plastic than human.

She's more plastic than woman now

Isn't Michael Bay finally being recognized as a misunderstood genius ?

really? the turtle van did it for me.

but everything else

- bebop & rocksteady
- casey jones
- baxter stockman/tgri
- fucking krang

definitely solidified my decision

he's only a producer

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I said I was sorry…

I'm going to overlook her imperfections and appreciate her as the last of the hollywood sex symbols whos specialty is making men hard. She may be the last of a dying breed.

Megan never showed her tits. If she really wanted people to care about her to make men hard, she'd show us those tits.

it's unanimous that she looked better before the surgery

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is this legit

cuz it's a damn good shop otherwise

She was specifically chosen to be anything but a sex icon. Can't have that misogyny rearing its ugly head, now can we?

It's obviously a fake

It's a fake. She has weird half-thumbs or something.

Hol up Uncle Phil

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