Hacks in the Bag

So, do you share Mike's love for Kirsten Dunst as Kiki and Matthew Lawrence as Tombo? Or is his taste in women as shit as his nostalgiafaggotry?

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Just make the Plinkett review already no one cares about your stupid webshow

The Plinkett reviews aren't that great either.

The only videos they make that have any value whatsoever are the Best of the Worst ones and even then it's a very very small amount of value that comes primarily from the possibility that they might showcase a movie you've not seen that seems like it might be interesting to watch.

fuck off with your shilling

So basiclly these art school dropouts are making reaction videos and you guys keep clicking on their shit? smhtbqhf

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If I were shilling I wouldn't be mocking his nostalgiafaggotry. Even That Fag With the Glasses didn't let nostalgia blind him from making one of the few reviews that were critical of SWVII.

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I liked Kirsten Dunst, particularly in Spider-man 2. Spider-man 1 her hair is ridiculously red and fake looking.

RLM are a bunch of faggots though and I have refused to watch any of their shit since they sold out to Disney, which was obvious as fuck that they did.

Someone said that AIDSmoby let it slip that Mike actually did sell out to Disney. I don't doubt it but I want to see the stream. It's in one of the many Previously Recorded streams.

OP here. I have to admit… I've been horribly attracted to Kirsten Dunst since I was young mostly because of embed-related…

I totally didn't recognize her from Jumanji. For the longest time I thought that was some random girl but it turned out it was her.

Isn't Kirsten Dunst the original "manic pixie dream girl"

You keep giving these fucks attention. Therefore you are shilling.

The feminist butthurt over that character archetype never fails to amuse me.

I can't wait until the Plinkett review drops and it's okay to like rlm again. Also Kirsten Dunst is cute.


I'd be interested in seeing that although I can't imagine him just blurting something like that out.

Cry more bitch nigger

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Stop being so naive.

Really? It fits with AIDSmoby's character. Going by his reviewing style of blurting out cringeworthy simplistic observations, he seems like the type of person who blurts out information he doesn't realize might be private.
Also there's way too many comments on their latest jewtube videos with people saying that it's in a pre-rec stream and AIDSmoby confirmed it.

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oh boy I guess every thread on this board that isn't orsonposting, desertposting, or a template thread for some stale reddit-tier meme is shilling

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Hey go to 4chan and reddit and fuck up their threads over there. We don't get enough traffic here to help them at all. Seriously dude . go fuck them up. Godspeed sperglord. >>>>>

Does the fat one have brain damage? A person with a career making and watching movies that knows fuck all about movies, offers little to no insight into the process of making them, or is able to form a coherent thought while discussing them

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Where did it all go so wrong? Why did they have to sell out to Disney and their nostalgia?

Nobody is ever paid to shill.

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The killing was hot shit and the women behind the show (for the us version) was a fucking cunt who cried about bad reviews

Reddit Letter Mediumas used to be fun.

Now it's just washed up hacks trying too hard to be funny for attention.

They're still fun to watch now, but I see where it's going. It started after Max came around, when Mike started laughing more freely.

Fuck em

I really only liked the plinket reviews


get fucked rlm

Most of them were terrible anyway. Prequels were enjoyable, as was when he made fun of some dumb kids movies, but Titanic was boring as fuck outside of a few cool facts about how it was originally supposed to be an action movie before (((someone))) made it a shitty love story, and all the Star Trek ones were about as interesting as some autistic nerd talking in monotone for hours on end about some dumb bullshit nobody gives a fuck about.

The Plinkett reviews only work when he has a passion for them. They were hinting at doing the Matrix a long time ago weren't they?

RLM was always pleb, just watch Half in the Bag where the latest competent Blockbuster shat out of Hollywood's factories gets a positive review.

Do y'all think that the "It was everything I wanted it to be." was a line that he was required to say in order to collect those delicious MouseBucks?

Who are those 2 Bitches

Rich is a pirate though.

sauce is in the bottom left and right corners bruh


come on guy

what do you really say about the matrix sequels though? they're badly written and they don't have any tension? they wrote themselves into a corner with the first one? I mean, they're action movies, the fundamental problem is that neo already completed his arc in the beginning and the science fiction "real world" wasn't the appeal to begin with, what more could they say?

It seemed really strange the way Mike said it. Never before has he used that tone in any of his movie reviews. He always manages to maintain a sarcastic or emotionless tone of speech, yet that one line felt so alien compared to how he performed on reviews before.

They became irredeemable garbage long before the Farce Awakens ass kissing.


They've been chugging jizz for a while. Those are just a few of many examples of them defending garbage and that's not even going into their pandering like everything involving Rich Evans with his forced laughter that always gets a million upvotes on Reddit and his desperate attempts to stay relevant by being more contrarian than clickbait articles with his whining about anything not Bioware and AIDSMoby with his whining about how problematic and sexist comics are.

Their Farce Awakens review was just one of many examples of them being retarded, this one just happened to be so noticeable that it finally made some of their fanboys realize how shit they are.

yeah half in the bag went downhill when they started trying to make impersonal recommendations and not be overly critical

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Bitch please. At least bother to know what it is you're being a contrarian about.

I still enjoy RLM's output. I think Mike's a standup guy, I think Jack is an albatross on Rich's neck, but at the same time his solo gamestation effort was terrible, and clearly he needs to interact with someone else for the format to work. I think Pre_Rec really hit it's stride with that review that absolutely tore to shreds that 18o4(?) game, they should focus on putting out more reviews like those as they're their best.

I think Mike has good taste in ladies, but they need to have that chubby Lara Story chick and her great big rack on again. And it's a shame creeps like myself seem to have scared off every other female to appear on the show.

I think his TFA opinion was the first time I ever disagreed with Mike in the show's history. I'm anxiously awaiting their Civil War review. I think HitB should alternate between dedicated episodes to huge blockbuster films, and split episodes where they cover two films, one obscure and one major release. I like those episodes.

I honestly hope for some redemption with the Civil War review.

honestly none of the girls on the show have ever contributed anything, they're less annoying than jack and tits are a big plus I guess, on balance it's a wash?

Brandi is the most popular person on Storage Wars and kept the show afloat after Barry quit, and solely for two big reasons. And that's despite her husband being one of the most annoying people on the show.

Plus as you said, none of the women they've had on have been annoying, which for an internet review show is no small feat.

testing

Kirsten Dunst was a hot JB grill

you're blinded by lust son
mike's girlfriend is irritating as fuck and has nothing useful to say about movies, if she was a dude she'd be wizard-tier

That's nothing of credit to them. Those are the kinds of trainwrecks that are easy for any hack jewtube personality to get an easy score. When a bad movie comes out, at least brainless morons like Doug knows how to use it to his advantage. Conversely, Rich and AIDSmoby knew how to tear it apart. It compliments the person reviewing it because the jokes are already there to be made. It was an easy target for them.

redditledditmemia has never been more successful, you're all just mad that they pander to the reddit/youtube audience to do it.

lately I've been impressed that they're not pandering as much, seems like they're getting back to their roots with inappropriate rape jokes and non-sequitur violence

Orsonposting was top tier but to >imply anything that isn't like it is shilling

I want to sniff Kirsten Dunst's ass

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I would gas myself by inhaling Kirsten Dunst's farts

oh i get it. you make an easy bad joke and you say "haha see how bad this joke is" and it becomes funny
10/10 writingn comedy gold

AIDSMoby is a fucking limp wristed pearl clutching idiot and Wizard is too sensitive for his own good especially when they start cringing at anything non-PC said but christ stop chimping out every five seconds about it

90% of Burger humour is this

sup leftist
stop sperging out.

apparently Jessi wasn't on the show because of creeps but because she had real life stuff to deal with and couldn't be on the show, apparently Rich brought it up on stream or something.


I think we both agree that Adam Sandler comedies are shit, so how would them tearing those films be an example of them defending garbage? or are you talking about their methods of criticism.
agreed with the rest of the post, they've always had shitty taste, back in 2011 or 2012 they recommended Battleship and Jack and the giant bean killer film, they've always ate up garbage.
especially your point about pandering to Reddit and Rich and AIDSMoby being faggots, every time I see a Pre-Rec thumbnail I wince because they're so shit.

Mike, while he has shit taste and gargles up any garbage hollywood blockbuster like Jurassic World, Cuck Awakens, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles etc, is the only one of the crew who is funny and has made me laugh on Best of the Worst, the rest of them spend the whole time just recapping the story and then saying "lol," especially Beardfat, I think he's only there because they feel they have to fill 4 seats. If its an episode without Cucklasa I probably won't watch it. One of the best episodes was probably the wheel of the worst episode (6 I think?) where it Mike and Jessi and the two Canadians, the 3 on the panel besides Mike were basically blank slates in terms of personality and Mike could just make them crack up laughing the whole time and tell good jokes throughout, it was great because you didn't have to suffer through the rest of them trying to be funny and failing.

What did he mean by this?