/got/ general

first for Maisie best actress in the show

fucking rekt

someone should tweet this to GRRM

If it keeps you occupied, please, go right ahead and waste your time.

I used to think that he wasn't really comfortable with all this "american Tolkien" shit, but now I think he actually believes it.

why is this supposed to be a good thing? even the dumbest negro can get someone pregnant.

Cool meme, is it trending on Reddit yet? What's "iconic" about that and why should we miss it? Seems like average fantasy writing to me, honestly. Also it's from different context, we haven't heard Euron's Kingsmoot speech yet, it could be much better than what happened in the books.

You're spot on here, user, it isn't. That line provides all the characterisation and atmosphere needed in the particular scene of Euron's introduction.

because real men can actually produce offspring unlike beta feminist cucks like GRRM.

I really don't get why people are whining about show Euron. He was already a reddit tier character in the books.

Now Victarion on the other hand…

This.

Some stupid niggers around here actually think being a bookfag is a good thing.

I'd rather not, please. Have a halfchan Stannis GET instead.

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Oscar when?

WE

That Bitch Looks hella Dumb

It felt really satisfying when Victarion came out of the ship's cabin with his smoking hand and the monkeys jumped right into the sea

wew lad, that's a lot of feminist cucks in the history of our species

Well that shit ain't gonna happen!
You don't think D&D would let a strong womyn like Yara get her hand injured, do you?

Never

look at these butthurt virgins lmao

Hey, reading the ASOIAF novels isn't bad either, it provides more insight into the world and you can compare the original material and what it got adapted into. Being an ASOIAF fanboy though, haha…

>>>/reddit/

Woha! Little Arya grew up it seems!

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Except the world is just your run of the mill fantasy setting.

He'll spend 5 pages describing the scenery leading up to some castle and 2 lines introducing or killing off another character or fuck up the delivery of some plotline.

Instead we got strong wymmins

No, they'll only let her get killed, so D&D can have their favorite character Theon man up and kill Euron. Prepare for more Tumblr death threats.

No, they'll only let her get killed, so D&D can have their favorite character Theon man up and kill Euron. Prepare for more Tumblr death threats.

Why does Theon want to go to the Iron Isles anyway? How is it "home" to him if he just showed up, got embarrassed by everyone, and sent off on a useless mission?

He's not going to the iron isles. He's going back to winterfell to kill ramsay

reminder that in ADWD when he thinks about his family he thinks about the Starks. Says a lot about what place he would call "home".

And what does that say about GRRM when he can't?

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He can, he just isn't dumb enough to do it.
Look through history at all the men who never fathered any children.

Don't forget the food!

this is reddit-tier criticism

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>>>/cuck/

If the ASOIAF plot is driven by characters, then how come he keeps introducing useless characters this late in the game yet plot barely progresses? He almost got to the point of a fanfic writer who just enjoys new characters but doesn't have any ending in mind.

Thanks Moshe.

you would know

It makes more sense not much though for him to go to Winterfell, but the director made it clear as day he meant Pyke.

Name one.

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Ebin ruse, m8.

I remember reading the books. my favorite parts were when the fat fuck would start thinking about food and waste an entire page on describing the culinary aspects of some feast in excruciating detail, or when he would run out of ideas and start making shit up about some irrelevant minor house in bumfuck nowhere whose members met someone who knew someone that was in the general vicinity of a POV character's ancestors when they did some shit that has no real bearing on the current story.

That's interesting, never thought of that, but as user says →

He's obviously going to the Iron Islands in the show, not arguing that. However, I was just pointing out how simplified his character is in the show. When he is at the godswood in Winterfell he reflects about everything he did, realizing that his real family were the Starks instead of his shitty father and whore of a sister. It's easy to come to the conclusion that Winterfell was what he would call "home" instead of Pyke. But it doesn't matter since D&D forgot about that.

Aegon, Penny, basically everyone new in ADWD

/rude/!

No, no - keep having children, user - and be sure to marry the woman you knock up as well.

settle down, they cant fit every fucking book thing into the series, jesus

just finish the godamn books, fat fuck

Does anyone care anymore? Could the Sparrow guy just bash in the king's little head without anybody giving a shit?

You don't understand user, we need 400 hours of detailed, faithful, literal adaptation of ASOIAF with all the food, feces and cheesy lines. And it needs to be anime.

kek

I only read the first two a long time ago but you're bringing back memories of how painfully shit they were.

You don't have to tell me about shit D&D forgot.

Introduced as early as ACOK where Dany has visions of the mummer's dragon, just how Beric Dondarrion was mentioned in the background of AGOT before he showed up in the next book. There's been a fake Targaryan in the works since 1999. As for Penny, she was in ASOS, even if she wasn't named, because who gives a shit about dwarves? She would be useless in the show, since her whole point is to be a foil to Tyrion, who should be spiralling into a deep depression after murdering his father, lover, discovering his brother has lied to him his whole life, and losing his Lannister status on top of all that. But show Tyrion is a jolly old fellow, so she's pointless now.

Try again.

fuck did you say about the rightful king, bitch?

How does that make them any less useless and waste of time? Just because he "foreshadowed" them earlier they suddenly become worthwhile characters of literature? Please. He probably "foreshadowed" plenty of stuff in the same manner and later dropped it or forgot about it altogether.

Reminder this is """canon"""" according to bookfriends :)

Yeah, I guess the kid who's about to take King's Landing by storm and unify what's left of southern Westeros to fight Dany is useless, right? And the little dwarf woman who was Tyrion's only tether to life, the person whose optimism offended him because of how suicidal he was, is also useless, right?
Okay, whatever.

Tyrion takes a ride on Maisie?

Mummer!
Apologies though, JonCon alone is interesting enough, gotta give Gurm that.

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Seeing that there's no way he'll be able to finish the last book before he dies who would you want to write it?

Stephen King

Bryan Cogman

The man who's most famously known for not being able to write endings for shit? I like your style.

anyone but Linda & Cuckio

You know, capable writer wouldn't need some irrelevant pretender doing something Dany should have been doing at this point in the story.
This is understandable theme, but the execution was embarrassing.

Look again Anons, and stop this rudeness.

No one.

Screenwriters can't write books.

But they know the lore, user!

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Well, chances are the ending would be shit if GRRM wrote it as well, so I doubt King would make it any worse.

Also, it could do with some more horror. And King wouldn't let Dany get away alive.

okay, I have to know the story behind that pic

King would probably do a pretty good job with the white walkers and stuff but since he's pozzed he'd introduce some sort of magic negro that solves everything in the end.

go back to reddit, cuckold

Williams family gathering

Mayonnaise cloned herself.

I just can't wait until the Christfaggots and their Sparrow get their shit pushed in

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The faith of the seven isn't much like Christianity at all, fedorafag.

Voulez vou Maisie avec moi?

it's very similar to catholicism, m8

Do these niggers speak at all? Do they fuck? Do they eat? Do they even have currency?

I just don't see what they have to gain by invading the south since they don't seem to have many human interests. Do they need more undead for some reason? Are they butthurt about something? They make no sense to me.

The new Dothraki design

I think they just hate warm-blooded things.

dream on, faggot

They're just evil dude. Roll with it.

nope. they're straight up LotR orcs, despite what GRRM said at some point in the early years of the series

Actually, wait a minute, what if the only way they reproduce is by stealing human babies?

the jap who writes the Berserk manga :^)

They wouldn't need to conquer the entirety of Westeros if that was the case though, just keep fertile human women and some males as breeding stock somewhere as we keep livestock.

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Good evening, Lord Commander. It's good to have you back.
← (You)

Okay, but… why bother? They don't need to, but I doubt they really give a fuck what humans think.

*tips fedora*

Not really.

What do zombies in any series have to gain from killing humans? They're just intended to be monsters that antagonize people.

Kjøss mæ i ræva din forpulte soparjævel :^)

epic hat meme

They purge the world of humans so humans cant use magic to kill humans, this cycle will repeat itself forever.

the redditweens aren't even trying

mmm, epic meme

Faith of the Seven:

Catholicism:

It's from a lovely photoshoot from like two years back, where she posed with various food :) Not gonna dump the whole set, but if I find link to it you'll get it as a (You) later. Or maybe Sir Gifmaker has the link.

The zombies are controlled by the white walkers, aren't they?

Try again euphoric

Yes, they are. The zombies and the Others aren't the same thing.

ok, but why is there an entire pig's head?

Because it is her spirit animal, silly!

epeck hat meme

Kike-Stick

Serious question now, is the Blackfyre backstory described as relevant enough in ASOIAF? I always felt like it was just glossed over, like Gurm could come back to it later if he ran out of ideas, but maybe not. But that's just my subjective opinion.

This, show managed to confuse a lot of people because the white walkers look like zombies too. Not everything has to look super evil to come across as menacing. In fact im pretty sure if they looked like how the book described them it would be much more eerie

I don't know what you would consider "relevant enough".

smh fam

I mean, the white walkers in the show do look different from the wights, but not enough for viewers not to lump them all together as "ice zombies".

What is every organized religion ever.
Faith of the seven is polytheistic and catholicism/Christianity is monotheistic.
user, pls, you can't make your fedora any more obvious.

It's a art :) Like fashion, we just don't have to understand.

Maisie's spiritual animal is a tortoise, silly user.

As in "why should I even care about this sh*t"

I love coming to these generals and talking about the show with you guys, so last night I made a song for everyone. Please enjoy!

soundcloud.com/whatsgoodscully/bad-pussy-final-mix

stay madd, Christ-Cuck

inb4 epeck hat meme

they are just as polytheistic/monotheistic, because the seven are aspects of one god just like the trinity

also, not every organized religion has one leader on top of everyone else. see, for example, eastern orthodox christianity

Hello! Thanks for the sweet OC

Én no szpik finnish

Because they are both kinda slow?

this show is quickly turning into trainwreck

Mercy, have mercy my lord!

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Thoughts on Ep2?

Nice song, user, great work!

I loved it, good job user! Can we repost the link in future /got/ threads?

Fuck off Google shill

How were they depicted in the books?

you sicken me

Ser Robert Volcano is awesome. I want an action figure of him.
Meera is hot
The dragons were really badass
Poor Blindrya got beaten again and I forgot to release my Aryas from their boxes again
Ser Thorne is actually a great villain

It was nice overall

Yeah, that's why the commandments explicitly mention other gods. The Abrahamic religions being monotheist is a retcon.

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We are on fedora overload

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epeck hat meme, hat meme wins all arguments

Sir Gifmaker is Central European, so of course he bows down to Lady Stark.

Amen, brother

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Mentions the worship of other gods, not other gods by themselves.

Why is his head on fire?

wut the fug

Ach du scheiße!

so why did willis turn into hodor?
brain damage?

Doesn't Hodor have a scar on his head?

Satan is here!

Straight up Ice Fae. Let's look:

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I don't know how to read: the post

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How do you feel about Euron so far? I remember you were worried about his description from the books.
This isn't a coincidence anymore, you're holding them captive intentionally!

Why were people excited about this actor again? He seemed pretty tame.

Attracted.

good, you meme faggots need to suffer

Oh, nevermind, I take that question back.

Just look what the #LIVE thread turned into in its last 100 posts - Holla Forums, kikes, cuckporn and gayporn

Too late :3
What is done is done.

Nice, I suppose they made them wrinkled lich lookalikes since many showfags would have been confused if graceful ice elves were evil necromancers who stole children.

stay assmad, meme filth

I don't know if you noticed, but D&D assume rightfully that showfags are completely retarded.

Just like your father
Just like your mother
What sort of example do you think you're setting?
Do you talk that way to your sister?
Does cunt talk that way to your sister?
So why'd you say that?
You know you can't get away with that
You know what's coming to you now, don't you?
Coming to cunt
I just can't believe you did that
You cunt, you fucking cunt
Who do you think you are?
Who the hell do you think you are?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You stupid fucking cunt
Do you talk that way to your sister?
Would you talk that way to your momma? Eh?
Come on, cunt, do you talk that way to your momma?
Do you talk that way to your momma?
Didn't she teach you any manners?
Look at me and say you're sorry, cunt
Cunt says sorry
Cunt's gonna say sorry

You're nothing
Cunt's nothing
Zero
Just remind yourself
Remember you're fat
Remember you're stupid
Remember you're ugly
Just like your fucking mother
Just like your fucking father
Have you got a good view?
Fat, stupid and ugly
A fat, stupid, ugly cunt
Are you remembering that?
You fucking cunt
I really can't believe you did that
You vulgar, common, coarse piece of shit
Your hanging and sick wobbly meat flab
Flabby folds your flesh
You're a disgrace
You're a total disgrace
And where's your fucking decorum?
Yes, decorum, where is your fucking decorum?
Cunt's fucking decorum
You fucking cunt
Just like your fucking mother
And just like your fucking father

Ugly ass Girl

into the trash it goes

I don't care. His speech was so "forced cool"
Something like that sounded better from the mouth of Davy Jones from POTC, because he was a bloody octopusman.
I was busy with some shit and forgot about them… But they can see it from their shelf. Except for the biggest one

I'm not suffering from pol, it just feels weird here

Why are you so Obsessed with this Ugly Little Girl?

I feel your pain

Why do you hate fun?!
Don't you know that we are the ones who keep this filthy board alive?!
Show some fucking respect!

I liked his performance in one Danish and one Icelandic movie I saw in artfilm festivals some years ago, but yeah, he hasn't shown anything in GoT yet. Balon actor completely stole the scene, he was great.

I want to marry Maisie!

I think she looks adorable. I want to brush her eyebrows with a tiny brush

Sorry, friendo. I don't use DDG on my computer, but I haven't switched on my phone yet.

Thank you! Feel free to post it or use it whenever.

It's more about culture than location, scandinavians were historically raiders and bongland was the entire inspiration for asoiaf but the Lannisters fit in really well there.

That's what Euron believes he's too though, haha. What about Jon's resurrection? Was your family surprised by the big unexpected tweeest?

Aren't Lannisters based on some English historical clan/family too? Something similiar sounding, even.

I honestly enjoyed it, will repost it sometime so we can share the lovely /snek/ tunes with Anons.

confirmed, maisie faggots are Holla Forums shills

My mom fall asleep during it.
She said nothing. Oh wait, she said
So my 58 year old mother did missed Dany, while her absence doesn't bothered me at all

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That guy isn't one of us. He is a shitposter who wants to punish us for posting Maisie…

I am you - you are me.

fuck off

>tfw my mom hates S6 so far, keeps saying it's nothing like S1 anymore so she would fit right in /got/
Aren't you interested in more Dany/Dothraki plotline? How dare you?! It's the most popular character, just ask random girl on street!

wew

If you're so desperate to become a Maisiefriend, you can - just build up a collection of at least 500 Maisies, make some OC and we will welcome you in Maisieclub gladly. It depends on Sir Gifmaker though, he's the Lord Commander of MW.

I'd rather Kill Myself!!

My Standards are way Higher than THAT

I'd rather join the Night Watch and die side by side with Alliser & Ollie than save a single "maisie" on my HD.

Maize looks retarded, why do you guys keep posting her?

It's almost like they knew it in advance…

That Bitch looks Retarded

I would guess a combination of severe autism and low standards.

Think about it - this tards come here each and every day to do the same thing over and over. If anyone tries to speak up against their faggotry they get butthurt.
Tell me that is not a textbook example of autism.

His heart is full of hate and dark
He wants to choke this board
He wants to rule and
Throw us overboard

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9/10

Not only would I throw you overboard, I would keelhaul you sons of bitches.

Wow! In some pictures she looks average instead of ugly. Didn't quite expect that.

We're all autists here, and every single one of us is better than you

Do I look butthurt to you? I don't care. Some people shit up these threads with 100% pol-related and 100% unrelated posts. Those doesn't bother you, but 2 guys who dare to like something not stricktly only GoT-related makes you people so angry that you'd execute us on sight if you could…

Don't quit school just yet, mate.

I meant to write these tards, and a fixation with details fits right in there with my diagnosis for you.

Here's a little gift for you guys

Hownew.ru

Fuck I hate it when Fedorafags ruin a good thread.

Fuck'em

Haha

Do you just come to these threads to get angry?

You don't understand, Sir Gifmaker, by saying that we're butthurt over and over again he's somehow becomming less butthurt himself. Just let him do his thing, it's not like we'll stop Maisieing :)

Such an ugly girl

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Fantastic, these are even better than the last time.
Didn't even notice these before, haha. You really should stay up next week.

That's what Euron believes he's too though, haha.
Wrong.
I can buy that Euron believes he is a god, but not that he believes he is the drowned god.

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Please.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Haha! You're a funny guy. I'll kill you last.

What's so hard to understand? You need to distinguish between your interpretention of character's beliefs and facts.

You're a big shitposter

(Me)

My interpretations of a character's belief?
Eruon doesn't give a fuck about Ironborn culture, nigger, that's not up for interpretation. Unless we're just going off of this shit ass poser who calls himself Euron.

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So maybe he said it to offend Balon? He probably did.

Thanks. I have a talent for finding and preserving funny shit from everywhere around the web

I'm not sure I'd be conscious at that time, or that I could pay attention to anything at all…

Why does that make you angry? That means you made awesome posts

iktf

It makes me angry because I was angry during the episode and I'm still angry and I'm probably going to be angry next Sunday, too.

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What's so gay about it, user?

I'm sorry user… I didn't meant to open your wounds…

Your contribution of compilating the Best Of #LIVE is appreciated very much, but you should try the experience yourself too. Ok, going to bed now, have a good night!
*Maisiekiss*

Sweet Maisie dreams for you, my friend!

looks like her eyebrows are trying to escape her face, though I'm more confused by the DC villain make-up.

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Her eyebrows are fucking scary

Well lads, now that we know that resurrecting people is super easy and can be done without any training or kings blood,who do you think they're gonna bring back next?

Maybe Melly will find Ned Starks rotten head and revive him.
Maybe she'll travel to Essos and resurrect Danny's dead baby and then he can grow up to be the stallion that mounts the world.

Oh,oh I know maybe she'll revive Ygritte and Cat and Robb and everyone ever.

I mean,it sure is fucking convenient that Melisandre developed this power out of nowhere with no apparent limits or downsides.

It revived a day old cadaver with 40 stab wounds,the possibilities are endless.

They had plenty of king's blood. Or did you miss how long it took to wipe the body clean?

The longer someone is dead the more they change, it also takes a heavier toll. As far as we know only red priests are able to do it and it has a price. It never needed training or kings blood

She didn't even do the kiss of flames which red priests are supposed to do as a last rite, so yeah, I guess it really does take absolutely nothing.

It still requires the kiss, though.

Yea that bit is retarded but eh fuck consistency. If it didnt happen the past 2-3 episodes its not canon.

Shereen, because she was smart and cute

Eh, fuck it, why not?

Or both Shireen and Stannis were sacrificed to bring him back because he's somehow more important than both of them (and the army).

GET OUT

mein neger

Feels bad man

What the fuck were they thinking?

So McShane didn't bring back Jon Snow…

Why is he looking at his mom's tits?

No Gifmaker, It will stop for you until you accept your deserved exile on /waifuist/

maisiefags BTFO

Probably instinct user

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Not in the show where he's implied to be something like 15 or 16. He already did the nasty with Queen Weirdface, remember?

When do you have to go back and never return?

Is eternal /got/ still banned on Half/tv/?

In the books it was implied that he has fucked the smirk bitch. She really likes his kittens.

Cant have these stronk wymmin raping little boys now can we?

But that's exactly what I fap to.

Oops, forgot my image.

I want neckbeards to leave.

I liked it when magic was this rare and dreadful to be feared like when the Shadow demon appeared. It should have been like Jon wakes up but he relives his death but his wounds are "undone".

That scene would have been perfect if Euron just said the last part in that scene, although the "I am the Drowned god" part wasn't bad
And during that Euron's little speech there could have been a cutaway showing his ship sailing and his fucked up crew members. and maybe have Euron signal one of his wizards do a blood sacrifice to cause a lightning bolt to hit Balon in the face, sending him tumbling into the sea. and little bit of casual badassery to hype him up

ANYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN INTRODUCING HIM LIKE THAT
For fuck's sake, 3 kinslayers in 2 episodes. What a wonder. I liked it more when it was implied he hired an assassin to do the job for him.

I bet she can do wonders with it on dick

No one, it's his story, you disgusting parasites.

t. grrm

When someone dies do you think you have a right to fuck their wife or adopt their children?

Harlan Ellison

yes

lel

SHIT. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SHIT SINCE I BEGAN TO RULE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION ACRES OF LAND FROM THE WESTERLANDS TO ASSHAI THAT I RULE. IF A TURD WAS TO BE PLACED ON EACH SUN-TOUCHED DIRT CLOD OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ACRES IT WOULD NOT MATCH A MINUTE'S WORTH OF THE WATERY BROWN SHITS I RELEASED ON MY THRONE WHEN I STARTED TO POO. SHIT. SHIT.

they have designated shitting streets in westeros?

I HAVE FAT MAST AND I MUST PINK

What do you think Flea Bottom is?

We've been through this

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So that family only brought designated shitting streets to westeros?

So in other words the war of 5 kings was only because of shitting wherever you wanted?

It makes sense now, the whole book series is about shitting streets.

The Lannisters are based on the House of Lancaster from the War of the Roses. The Westerlands is Lancashire. Lancashire is where Preston, Blackburn, Manchester and Liverpool are.

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That is literally what inspired me

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You're pretty great, user.

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If I were going to do Theon going to the Iron Isles, I would simply have Theon saying he has to go 'home', aka back to Winterfell to kill Ramsay on a suicide mission he knows will probably not be very successful.

On the way, Yara is fleeing Euron, who has force married her to an old, fat man as in the books. She flees to the North, also to rally Ironborn to her cause in the Kingsmoot. By chance, she comes across Theon on the way, and kidnaps him, realising he is her ticket to invalidating her claim and making him promise to abdicate if he is elected. Make it less of a plothole, say Theon is close to where the stragglers at Deepwood Motte have begun to depart.

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NEW LINDA REVIEW!

Let me guess.

"Bitch, bitch, bitch, Lord Celtigar's eye colour wasn't mention this episode, bitch, bitch, bitch."

U T
A I
S M

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Linda is a babe.

Hey nigger, I'm watching it, aren't I?

Radical, she makes some good points in it.

I just want her to get the stick out of her arse for just a little bit and say one genuinely positive thing about the show (since the Stannis and Shireen scene, which is the ONLY thing I can remember her liking) without some veiled passive aggressive negativity.

Her points are fine, it's just the sheer volume of them. She treats GRRM's plots like they don't have any holes in them.

Not to mention you just KNOW that if GRRM referenced Odysseus in ASOIAF the way the show did last episode, she wouldn't even need lube to slide GRRM's circumcised chode into her grandma muff.

Does that look like the face of a woman who can get sticks out of her ass?

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Lyanna is hot

Does she still get a credit?

:D

Fuck off with this tired meme already.

It's a 19 y/o, isn't it?

Is that cuckchan?

Can the migraters from cuckchan FUCK off?

wait what the fuck? I was just listening to this, not the link directs me to a cannot find thing. Did soundcloud remove it or is it just me?

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I uploaded a new version. Should be back up. Forgot to turn on the sub-bass before I uploaded the first time.

New thread

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