Wil Wheaton strawmans about Star Wars

wise man once say "if you're watching it, it's for you"

this

i hate wil hweaton but i want to see what this jewry is about

Cancer.

SHUT UP WESLEY

He's even worse than Wesley Crusher. How is that possible?

i still don't get how he thinks being on tng gives him some form of credibility

You not saging this thread is what gives him credibility.

fuck, you're right. my bad, user.

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I know the Big Bang Theory is shit, but I still can't help but find this scene funny.

That just doesn't work on any level.

I swear to god you people are the only people who actually care about him

oh boy its whilly wheeten the ultimate trash faggot of being an egotistical pathetic celery who thinks he's hot shit.

man oh man what could whilly be talking about now well i dont know and really i wont know cause im not clicking on that nosiree for one i dont want to give it a singular view and for another fuck whilly wheatbag and his stupid words. i mean its not like i need to watch whily whickfuck's visual vomit to understand its some cancerous bullshit about jarjarwars.

is there anyone that actually and i mean actually gives a damn what whilkey whorton has to say cos i sure as hell dont and i see not reason why anyone else should
i mean i get what this guy
is saying but then i gotta wonder if whag whilterson is even worth getting mad at

ZIMBABWE

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didn't mean that as a reply

I'm not.

But then I've never watched any of his shit, you cock swallowing faggot.

Third attempt now. Cripplekike gave me an error the last two times I tried to post, but hopefully decreasing the video size will work.

You have to be pretty pathetic to imitate the look of Peter Coffin.

The video didn't attach.

Wow, he's cucking harder than ever.

this is pretty funny tbh, sounds like every faggot gamergayter on this site

umm, but i'm black? aren't we worth the same wil?

No. You're incapable of achivement.

Who let you out of the ovens?

Nice beard faggot
Nice beard and haircut faggot
Nice beard and haircut and tattoos faggot

let's start with wil.

Remember when Gene Roddenberry predicted he'd be a six foot tall lantern-jawed man?

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!!!!

this faggot is such a waste of space it's actually funny. seriously, what has he done in his entire life to justify his existence? he's a living, breathing civilizational disease.

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Shut up Wesley

I fucking hate his face so much.

I would ask to stop posting shit about this attention whore suck up, but I know that would only encourage you faggots.

You know what the worst part is? That's not even the most obnoxious I've seen him act.

I remember way back in 2012 or something like that this guy I knew kept sending me videos of Wil Wheaton and the Penny Arcade guys playing DnD on stage at PAX and Wil just kept making weird fucking noises and shrieking at the top of his lungs for no reason and everybody else playing looked really uncomfortable with him being there.

It's amazing what a fucking spaz this boy is.

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how does this man get laid?

I remember watching that. He tried so hard to be the funniest guy at the table and when it didn't work, he just pouted like a bitch for the rest of the multi-hour long event.

He sits on a stool and watches guys fuck his 'wife.'

That poorly kept beard makes his head look even more like a melon.

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Anybody have that picture that shows that the set of his board game show is also used for porn?

holy shit is this true?

And it's got almost equal parts likes and dislikes. Most of the likes are probably just Nerdist fanboys who upvote anything the Nerdist puts out. The comments are almost all negative.

Oh I guess Leiah wasn't a strong enough womyn…

Also what's with this shit meme that little kids can only look up to people of the same race and gender they are? I can't have a black lady as my hero because I'm a white dude? That's the real fucking racism and sexism.

Right? Leia was one of the 3 protagonist the original trilogy followed, but Mr. Celebrity Nerd knows better than us.

So you not only want to act like a fucking dyke but look like a fucking dyke too. Makes sense I guess.

It is true, but I don't have the picture.

is this ironic or serious?

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Can someone shoop it so that the guy she's fucking is a Negro at least?

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His retard waifu who called the cops over the Navy Seals pasta already had her child before marrying Wil. So to answer your question, he doesn't.

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here's the sauce if you're curious
hellporno.com/videos/samantha-saint-hardcore-porn-with-hot-lean-body/

alright, someone in this thread definitely is the guy responsible for this video, and i just want to say

you fuckin nailed it, man. nevermind the fact that you enjoyed diversity wars, but you're spot on about wil hweaton.

Holy shit he really did dye his hair. Can't wait till he shaves half his head then dyes the rest

christ I thought he only cut it like an emo, didn't know he actually dyed it like a cuck.

It's in the negative now.

IT'S LIKE POTTERY

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I'm the video fag from the Channel Autism threads, here's a gift.

Noice but can you upload a higher quality version somewhere?

If you know of any that would allow this kind of video besides pornhub

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I forgot to mention that the women in the second pic is Will Wheaton's wife for those who do not know.

Will Wheaton is Carl the Cuck all grown up and "famous". Wife's son and everything.

I would honestly be surprised if he doesn't let other people fuck his wife.

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Then upload it too a porn site.

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That's the most punchable face I've ever seen.

Dear god.

reeeeeeeee

He's like 40 years old. He clearly never developed mentally beyond a teenager which is both sad and hilarious at the same time. Normally it's not nice to pick on retards but he's such a fucking cunt he deserves all of it.

> 67 persons disagreed with brutally raped her via mansplaining

im a nerd unlike those other grills XD

Can someone paraphrase so I don't have to give that faggot money by watching that?

there's a fucking webm ten posts down you ignorant twat

He beats up a strawman and acts smug about it cuz he's a twat there you go

Just watch

whats it like dating his mother?

Holy shit, he is a cuck. Not the buzzword "cuck" that gets used alot around here, but actually a cuckold.

Oh man you can tell Nathan has fucked her multiple times. His face says it all

That look on Nathan's face says that he plows that bitch on the regular. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Will Wheaton is into financial dom and all he does is maintain his wife's lifestyle.

daily reminder that all "nerd culture" e-celebs are infiltrators backed by academic and political institutions.

One sarcastic douchebag using sarcasm to debate another sarcastic douchebag. Grown men need to stop talking like teenage bitches.

I will keep posting this until I find out what it means.

We live in the age of the manchild, user. Grown men don't exist anymore, at least not outside of the blue collar world.

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When will this meme die?

It's funny because SJWs still haven't figured out the differences between capitalism and corporatism.

When women are barefoot and pregnant again.

TV needs to start meme'ing RWDS with /pol to make this happen.

Fuck Wesley Crusher.

Fuck Wil Wheaton

He somehow managed to be more annoying than Gene's Space Communism Wunderkind™. Perhaps he should take some advice from Jake Lloyd.

Fuck you Kike Oliver, I won't do what you tell me!

SHOO SHOO SLIMY LIMEY

It's not surprising seeing as he personally was half the reason Wesley Crusher was so annoying to begin with. He's the most hated character in all of Star Trek for a good reason

Hey my comment got hundreds of upvotes.

Too bad there's a typo in it.

When tumblr and Patreon dies?

ENTRYISTS GET OUT

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he's too thirsty for felicia day

Lack of shame

I'd like to see him clarify what exactly her 'contributions' are

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"Nerd culture" is the stupidest concept. Is there a TV watching culture, or a music listening culture?

No it wasn't m8, star wars is anti-white.

I heard Gates McFadden had to change her phone number because Wheaton wouldn't stop fucking calling her up, trying to catch.

For fucks sake, what the fuck is wrong with him?

He's disgustingly pathetic.

his 'wife' looks old enough to be his mother

His wife is old enough to be his mother

That's just because he looks like an overgrown toddler with an apemask.

Any source on this?

sad

That man is so fucking disgusting I don't know enouth words in english to express my disgust.

There is so strawmanning arround I could make a scarecrow shield arround my fields.

For a femtosecond I felt bad for that cuck. How can someone be such a beta and literal cuckold?

it's beautiful, it really fucking is. i may jerk off alone every night, but at least my non-existant wife isn't getting fucked by someone else and i don't fucking hoverhand.

also, running a jewgle image search, there are legitimately no pictures of cuckboy touching his wife unless they're like sitting next to each other or he's kissing her on the cheek. beta to the absolute fucking maximum. also, any picture with cuckboy, wife and other men, she is touching another man.

oh wil…

shut up oc

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Anne Wheaton gets plowed by Nathan Fillion and Will Wheaton gets plowed by this guy? I do not understand these pictures. Very weird and unsettling.

Man, I love that he's shitting on Wheaton…but I can't believe he enjoyed Cuck Wars:The Bull Awakens.

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Of all the times a Will Wheaton thread is up I'm missing that screenshot that goes along with that second image.

Wheaton's wife gives Nathan Fillon her number, he goes on twitter and asks who's number is (her number). She responds back and says it was hers. Wheaton gets cucked by her, raises her kids from another marriage, and still thinks he's god's gift to women.

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Child actors are always fucked up as adults. Home Alone, Phantom Menace, Terminator 2 are all examples of this- you could find more if you looked.

Most people change as they grow older. Child actors are sort of denied that opportunity.

That's not really a thing you should worry about.

Fixed

That's what I mean. Post-Season 3 is when the shark jumping happened.

That's how most of this site would react…

What, something can't be made worse than it already is? What a moron.

I enjoyed Episodes II and III

you are what's wrong with pop culture

Autists like you that get triggered hard are what's wrong with pop-culture.

i literally dont care what you think of me, when you make a point of posting in a will wheaton thread

What do these three women have in common?

None of them has slept with Wil Wheaton

he probably has slept with his wife.

just saying

That's probably the worst Star Wars movie after The Cuckold Awakens. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I find that statement could be easily challenged.

well we will never know until anne goes mental and starts diarhea of the brain alzhiemers

until that happens i am going to assume that he has actually fucked the woman he is married to

why am i even defending wesley crusher?

oh yeah - because you guys are way more retarded than he was ever on the show

oh user, so naive

HO HO HO KNOCK KNOCK SHOOT ME IN THE NECK

The piss-poor bait attempt becomes self-aware

butt you replied

Big Bang Theory has always been shit.

At best we could generously say it was mediocre to begin with.

Generally you know for sure a married couple has had sex because they have children together.

Wheaton has no children of his own.

Like you just did, genius?

Spotted the Jar Jar apologist.

well at least someone is smart enough to get the joke

Because chan culture memed it so.

no, its actually shit.

How many dank MS Paint comics and "funny" redditor-tier anons shouting "Zimbabwe" ad nauseum did it take for you to form this opinion?

How can you meme something into being shit?

Futhermore, if it were Seinfeld-tier to begin with, no amount of dank maymays could ever realistically make anyone think of it as being less than Seinfeld-tier.

No, anons just used hyperbole and "hilarious" MS paint comics to force a chan(circlejerk)-approved hive opinion on a show.

zero - i just had to watch a single episode without the laugh track

sienfeld was actually occasionally funny

That's what I'm saying.

Seinfeld was good. No amount of memes could ever make someone reasonably think it was bad.

The only way people think Big Bazinga Theory is shit is because it is shit.

Ah yes, the videos that cherrypick scenes from Post-Season 3 or dud episodes and fail to edit out the parts where there's no laughter, which leaves awkwards pauses.

Fun fact, someone did that for Friends and it has the same effect.

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its really bad though. its not even memeworthy bad, its just a legitimately bad show

dude - there are hudnreds of channels where you can see the entire show uncut without the laughtrack

Friends is also shit, although not nearly as bad as Bazinga Theory

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i liked friends but then again i was like 19 when it was at its peak, there really is no accounting for taste

Damn it OP. But still the shit suddenly thinks he's all that and a bag of chips because he has a minor recurring role on the Big Bazinga Theory. I miss the days when nerd fandoms (back before they were infected by normalfags and tumblrfags) hated his guts for TNG.

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That show owed its popularity to the hotness of Jen Aniston and Courteney Cox, as well as the multitude of celebrity guest stars

He's worthy of being right up there with the rest of his peers.

That's not what I'm referring to.

This honestly. It was like the Seinfeld for college students and millennials. Only reason it got by was because of the hot actress and the occasional political themes and cameos.

It was always shit. Seasons 1 and 2 were just actually watchable and a good waste of time that had little to no real understanding of nerd culture other than some generic shit people think being a nerd was all about, and thanks to it, nerdom is basically more dead than it ever was and infested with normies and LGBTQIABBQ betas. Everything else starting with season 3 is just pure garbage.

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kys

Yes, we must crush this wrongthink! All hail the glorious hive mind!

I said they were watchable. Not good in any sense of the word. Its like watching a fat guy climb a ladder. Sure its boring, but part of you wonders if it will break under his weight.

Big Bang Theory is a shit show, plain and simple. Just because a large percentage of people (non gays) think this doesn't make it a conspiracy or propaganda.

v/ is one person….

wait where am I again?

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its not even as good as how i met your mother which is not really a high bar to achieve

kekles

Also is that their definition of trolling?

after the term "trolling" became mainstream, people think it just means "talking shit on the internet".

That's too generous a definition from their perspective. Mainstream "trolling" is intentionally rubbing your opinion in someone's face in the most obnoxious way possible. The reason why it's done that way is because you can hide the fact that it was your genuine opinion by falling back on the typical damage control excuse, i.e. I was merely pretending! Then you can claim you were an epic troll and everyone just got trolled and you can proclaim victory.

These days no one ever actually trolls the way trolling used to be done.

Sounds about right

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That's an ironic hoverhand

Hi Willy

Welcome to the League of Betas.

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he probably offered her a roll in his big bang theory if you know what i mean

yeah he's a bit stupid, he's been on this rant for the past few days on twitter (because of the video) defending his position on rey not being a mary sue, he doesn't even like acknowledge the term as being correct or existing, some dumb shit like that.

but he does make fun of feminism and is fairly on point about a lot of the shit he makes videos on.

no such thing m80

Alex only has eyes for his twin sister.

shit show written for cocksucking retards

how long until the blue hair becomes pink

and wil hweaton becomes transgender?

Funny thing, Barrowman's gay.

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wil wheaton is a less-interesting, less-talented male equivalent of felicia day. even knowing his name significantly reduces your intelligence and potential to contribute to any civilized society.

It's weird that Wil Wheaton is still allowed to be in Youtube videos after these travesties.

Warning this video contains strong cancer and loud girly noises, watch at your own risk.You will also be giving views to a video involving at least one horrible person.

Only to call you out.

I need to find a board that isn't full of starving fish that snatch up unbaited hooks.

is there like a 5 minute version of this? no way am i watching a 43 yo cuckold play d&d for an hour.

Probably but I don't have any links to such a thing.

Try searching for something like "Wil Wheaton being a cunt in D&D" and you might find a compilation or something.

i think there's one like that

iirc it's called "shut up wesley"

Tell me captain, if the federation is so great why does it employ Wil Wheaton?

apparently he's real bad at it

Is that Pig and Bald?

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That just made me ill. I never knew how a white knight could have so much self loathing, this faggot did it.
I need a drink.

The Phantom Menace had the podracing scene and the Darth Maul fight

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You named the only two good parts of the movie.

JUST
SHUT
MY
WESLEY
==UP

Maybe, but they have distinct personalities.

thats what you're supposed to think goyim.

I enjoy the political stuff

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guy thinks he's david lynch ayyy

lol he can't be serious. What does he think he is? A 15 year old?

DS9 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everything else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TNG

If that was true then it'd be right up your alley.

ZIMBABWE

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We get it sir, you're a filthy plebian casual who watched that shit thinking it was lol so nerdy when it was just a trash-tier sitcom riddled with mindless references.

Well done memelord.

There's your problem.

Does Will have a twitter? Has he had a breakdown yet?

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Please tell me how to really troll user-sensei.

Superb taste, Captain.

For once we agree.

He does
Frequently. Just tell him 'Shut up, Wesley'

2/10 apply yourself

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Enterprise actually gets better in season 3 and 4.

But trust me, TNG has aged like milk at times. TOS on the other hand has actually aged more gracefully.

Even Pig & Bald are disgusted with Wil, holy shit.

Well said newfriend.

You can't ruin what is already fucking stupid.

Wesley is not just a terrible character played by a terrible actor who's one of the oldest living betacucks and a scourge upon life itself, he's a mary sue self-insert character. Ironically, Star Trek fanfiction is what gave us the archetypical mary sue and upon that irony its first sequel series gave us a mary sue brought to us by the series creator.

Roddenberry dying not only saved TNG but saved its audience from having to endure more of that faggot.

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This. Every second Roddenberry was alive during TNG was the worst of TNG. You could just feel his smug pouring into his work.

I find it funny that the very year Roddenberry died is also the year they did that episode where they put Wesley in his place.

Which episode? I'd like to watch that, but every time I watch Star Trek the hard political signaling in it turns me the Hell off. Pretty fucking easy to be a "share everything" progressive when you can literally hand wave away resource scarcity.

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Tell me how much you enjoyed Triumph of the Will.

Triumph of the Will is a 10/10 film, it was so good that kikes like to steal from it even to this day.

That was only notably prevalent during Roddenberry's time on the show thankfully.

that was over a generation ago. what you are talking about is more akin to a lefty refusing to enjoy reruns of the dukes of hazzard because of how tight enus was with boss hog

Alright. Fair enough.

My issue with Star Trek (from what I've seen, and I'll admit that's pretty limited), seems more like Rodenberry's wish fulfillment.

DS9 isn't, although there isn't very much trekking in it. but who needs strange new worlds when you have a Ferengi and a Cardassian discussing how the Federation is like Root Beer?

You can schedule your viewing of TNG around the wiki. There's a reason why Star Trek nerds are known for their precise cataloging of information and trivia.

>memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/TNG_Season_4

I think the reason why "The Game" is so significant is because Roddenberry was trying to worm his self-insert back into the show after viewers had to suffer through "Final Mission," an agonizing episode that acts like a threshold test in pain. It's famously symbolic for how viewers saw Wesley and had to deal with him throughout the show. It's laughably true to the viewers' experience. I can totally see how the writers would try to make a deal with Roddenberry; have a whole episode devoted to Wesley and then remove him from the show, in this case they only won the rest of Season 4 to be Wesley-free.

But with "The Game" it aired 4 days after Roddenberry died and 6 episodes into the season. It's a cringeworthy episode, literally a writer made a video game into a mind-controlling drug. In this case the deal was a writer got his retarded take on video games and Roddenberry got his self-insert back into the show. Meanwhile, the next episodes Unification I and II were made to promote the latest Star Trek movie with the old cast and we get to see Spock again. This couldn't be avoided; no Wesley, all promotion, but more importantly it was what the viewers wanted to see. Roddenberry dies and we don't see Wesley again until later in the season for one throwaway episode, then again in the final season for two episodes. The last time we see Wesley he's taken out of the show to become the apprentice of an interdimensional being, something heavily foreshadowed from the first season so it was probably the last thing on Roddenberry's to-do list and the writers went fulfilled it. Overall

You can minimize your exposure to Wesley but within the first and second season his appearance is unavoidable from key episodes. Otherwise episodes devoted to him are completely avoidable.

The First Duty in season 5.

Basically, Wesley and his flight training team try to show off and pull a flight manoeuvre during training that hasn't been attempted in something like 100 years. Manoeuvre goes wrong and one of their team gets killed and Wesley tries to help cover it up. Wesley eventually fesses up, after Picard gives him a kick in the ass, and Wesley is set back a year in Starfleet Academy, while the team leader gets expelled.

WHAT IS THIS? THE FIFTIES?!?!?!? IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR

yeah that's why misogynists hate big-titted anime ninja girls. oh wait

yeah that's why misogynists hate movies starring a white hetero male protagonist. oh wait

wil plz

lol

wow what a controversial statement tell me more

maybe you should have hired a tranny gook midget to give this rant you white supremacist

all in all 10/10 would watch again while my wife fucked nathan fillion

Wheton has absolutely no confidence. He can't even muster courage to touch a woman that gets naked for money, probably because he is afraid of offending her. Doesn't he know girls of this sort are pretty hard to offend? Or that humans in general don't mind a little physical contract in context such as taking a picture together?

Then there is a faggy "hip" haircut with a blue streak, his head getting bigger, those "I can be self depreciating, so I'm not insecure, r-right?" photos, and he is nearly 40, but still acting like a manchild.

Cucking thing might actually be 100% true in his case.

Well, he probably did fall asleep in the same bed his wife did at some point.

What a sad existence.

Wil's a twat and the rest of your points are spot on, but literally the only reason guys like big-titted animu girls is because fapbait.

You could always do the tried and true method of saying something blatantly false and sticking with it no matter what.

TOS and DS9 have aged like a fine wine with lovely ideals of their own that didn't come off as pretentious shit while TNG has aged like moldy bread.

I think Will would love the new James Bond movie.

Someone can't read. I don't even watch Star Trek.

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He's 43

Go back to reddit you gay cunt

43, clearly cucked, and one purple toothbrush moustache removed from becoming hipster Hitler.

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That's just cruel, user.

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FAT WESLEY

You know, it's great that I can feel shit about myself, then see crap like this and remember that at the very least I'm not a fucking cuck, don't hoverhand, and I can still attract girls despite living at home.

Fucking hell, Wheaton gets to meet Playboy models. If I were in his position, I'd be swimming in pussy.

It was merely to indicate that Wheaton has a type.

that and he's projecting his TV mom lust all over felicia

who wouldnt project their lust all over felicia

She's not aging nicely.

She didn't look that great to begin with

Maybe not great but hey I like redheads, but her skin is drying faster than her cunt.

I doubt she's a natural redhead. Even if she was, red hair and blue eyes wouldn't be enough to make me overlook her rat face, thin lips, snaggle tooth and man jaw. Not to mention her personality.

Eh, even if Wheaton wasn't a hoverhanding beta cucklord faggot, they probably wouldn't fuck him. Firstly because look at him and secondly because the only thing he's known for is being on Star Trek, and not even one of the good characters. He's known for being the annoying kid that everyone hated.

If you want to bang a rat, bang rato.

And if I had been that kid I'd be swimming in pussy.

hello rato

That's also the case for Justin Bieber and many other male celebrities who are drowning in pussy.

you make a decent point, but show me one star from the 90's who is drowning in pussy… i'll wait

Will Smith

george clooney
leo dicaprio

dude stop. stop looking through my post history. this is supposed to be anonymous it doesnt fucking work if you use the hash ip as an index

what? I don't even know how to do that

liar, just a day ago i had a huge argument with some asshole Holla Forumstard about will smith

there is no evidence to suggest he is anything more than a devoted father and husband, using his fairly won hollywood influence to give his shitty kids a head start in the family business

meanwhile i was greeted with accusations of another person, not even me or my race or anything whatsoever to do with me, that he is a pedophile enabler for letting his daughter make a music video

i find it hard to believe this is a coincidence

I have no idea if will smith is actually drowning in pussy, but he could be if he wanted to

so could any other famous actor from the 90's

my point is most of them, who are still employed, dont. they're pretty much the last bastion of actual family values in the world but they dont have a twatter account so nobody pays attention to them

okay
so look at

two 90s stars who are world-renowned playboys
if you really want my opinion I think today's stars and media by and large are more domestic than those of the 90s. Justin Bieber is an exception and he gets a lot of shit for it. In pop music especially more and more acts eschew the "rock star" attitude

That's some Holla Forums tier paranoia you got there user.

is there even a way to view the IP hash through the site?

that's a fair enough point. i can only say they are exception and not the rule, and clooney has even been married

one funny thing though, i viscerally hated justin bieber for about a decade until i heard him perform on snl one time. i forget the song i think it was something like "say that you love me"

assuming he's not lip syncing like ashley whateverthefuckhername is, he's a very gifted sub-tenor. this shit doesnt come around very often. i was very disappointed to find out that he makes no use of this gift.

for volunteers and mods, yes

found it -" as long as you love me"

youtube.com/watch?v=ncoBXg9cmGg

this is potentially the next pavarotti, forgive me for thinking he should make use of his gift rather than pop music

He's a pop star. Why would he bother working at a talent when he can literally just stand on a stage for a few minutes and halfass everything then get paid millions for it?

thats a sad commentary on our history tbh fam smh

yeah I'm listening to it already
I don't know singing, what sticks out to you about that performance? I notice some imprecision of intonation (some of the la la la las) and I know that it's a lot easier to sing like that if you're miked because you don't have to project. It also sounds like maybe there is some post-processing of his vocals, like some mild autotune or smoothing or something after the mike but maybe that's just echo, idk
I do know for sure that opera requires skills that he's not showcasing here at all, serious diaphragm stuff and control

*working on a talent

Well it's true.
Maybe when tween girls start paying attention to some other cute face he'll have to actually work to stay in the limelight.

well - like i said you cant be sure any more, after ashley hokey dokey wilson proved that live performances are not always live

what sticks out is that he's a voice. there is nothing worthwhile to humanity other than that he is a voice. he is a tenor and if i were to believe, a sub tenor

that hasnt happened for like 200 years

he;'s still young, he could be trained

the fact that shit is on the same tier as some retard kardashian

that's what really got me

make no mistake i fucking hated justin bieber forever

but he has some actual latent talent

listen ron swanson, everything you are naturally good at just gets your foot in thye door easily.

you dont automatically assume the mantle of master of the universe without refining your gift

yeah okay after watching this I have to admit he's got an unusual voice

keep making fun of our culture,

falsetto is barely good

but he doesnt sing in falsetto as an artist - like what could he possibly benefit now? he's already retardedly rich

he's got a gift and he's squandering it on popular culture nigger songs

tl;dw please?

*but still not a voice that would be useful for opera afaik

by subtenor do you mean countertenor?

I wasn't insulting his sound. is he singing falsetto in that video? it sounds kind of thin to me

the first half of the video of him as a toddler? sure, that's falsetto and terrible.

by subtenor i mean a very specific voce

its fucking rare.

yeah but what specific voice? I have never heard that term and google search turns up nothing.
I didn't mean the terrible stuff when he was a kid, I meant the later stuff. I think it's just that his voice is light though

dude go see a show, even once.

you will know what i mean if your exposure to the liberal arts consists of cats or rent

I know what his voice sounds like. I am asking if you can give a dictionary definition of the word "subtenor"

no i cant

that's a fair point

he just sounds so much better than nigger asswads who ask "who you came wth"

They deleted my comment.

I just called Wesley a cuck. It was the first time a comment I made got upboated as much. I am a bit sad.

oh
by subtenor did you mean "almost as good as a tenor"? because I assumed the "sub" referred to vocal range
he's better than chris brown for sure, but I'm not sure even an aspiring opera tenor would be impressed
the thing with opera in particular is those guys have powerful, rich voices that fill a room

Do you know what those male celebrities have that Wheaton doesn't?

Looks and money

no and only a dickweed useless fuck would even ask that

you want our culture to survive over millenia you need to get used to the idea that some are better than others

a sub tenor is quite clearly one who can hit high notes and low notes in the same performance

don't get so defensive I was only trying to understand what you meant

the fucking tenor is spinning his fat ass around in his grave because of this post

i don't disagree that the little shithead has wasted talent, but don't you ever fucking try and compare him, or any modern recording bullshit artist, to any goddamn opera singer, let alone luciano motherfucking pavarotti.

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talent? dare I throw that in?

getting hordes of people even more unattractive than yourself to buy your shit is a talent

Well, they've certainly got more than Wheaton anyway.

I don't get it. He sounds like any other pop-music singing faggot, except possibly even worse, because his voice keeps breaking and he alternates between "just faggot" and "ultra-high-pitched super faggot" without even meaning to. Dude has absolutely zero tonal control and can't project his voice that well either.

You know how some people just look sad and you wanna help them?

Wheaton is the opposite - you look at him when he's sad, and want nothing more than to beat his pansy ass while cackling like a maniac and rubbing it in even more.

he's not that great but he's nowhere near as bad as you're implying