Tumblrbusters suicide watch thread

Soon.

July 2016

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Why did they think any of this was a good idea?

They didn't, this is a measured and well planned marketing thing. See just by this being posted here it's proven to work. Whether some retard actually thinks they're good or not doesn't matter, what matters is that people talk about it.

Well the problem is that we are just about the only people who cannot stop talking about this movie. Unless we got the internet to explode and trickle out into reality, then it is not exactly working like they want it to.

Is this real?

twitter.com/Ghostbusters/status/722891129494999042
twitter.com/Ghostbusters/status/722137985458769920
twitter.com/Ghostbusters/status/719670904519692288

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Eh, I think it's made a fair amount of ruckus.

Not all niggers look like monkeys like the sheboon they've casted does. #NotAllNiggers

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lel, someone's triggered.

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I would let my stuff get in every crack of her

Agree anons, she looks like a fucking gorilla. Who let her escape from the zoo?

Btw I'm not racist.

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lel

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It's honestly not that terrible. I was expecting The Room tier stuff, but it's not on that level at all.

I guess people got waay too hyped and disappointed from it since it was a long term project.

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ghost busters has always been jew shit.

le any publicity amirite

==GET OUT Holla Forums==.

Comes down to how much pleb taste the general public has.
Most of the public knows how good the original Ghostbusters are and how much this sequel with its feminist shit is doomed.

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I genuinely thought they were edits some user made taking the worse quotes in the trailers. Jesus… these people man.

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oh man now I want there to be a tie-in comic of some sort so there can be assigned male edits.

obviously Dan Aykroyd is the one they have the most dirt on. is he a ped?

Wait. This is actual advertising and not someone memeing how terrible it is. Even with the original marketer for the movie leaving, it still continues the trend of terrible marketing.

I guess I finally know what compels patty. I couldn't even tell that she even said patty at all in at scene.

>Rowan is allegedly a convicted murderer who turns into a ghost after his execution is hit by a supercharged electrical storm. This gives him the power to raise an army of other ghosts, which could be made up of famous villains throughout history.

WE WUZ SPOOKZ AN SHEEET

People are hating on this movie since it was announced as a all-female Ghostbusters.

FTFY.

>>>/reddit/

>>>/tumblr/

>>>/normies/

>>>/suicide/

>>>/cuteboys/

>>>/autism/

No, the hate exists since it was announced.

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I don't believe you.

I can taste the salt from here.

The age of man is over. the time of the boon has come.

Your post sounds like a excuse to deflect criticism. It would be much easier to get money making a movie for boys.

Am I wrong? I'm don't understand why people struggle to admit they hate the movie because the all-female cast. Would you like a Charlie Angels with male characters? Exactly.

It's ok to admit, nobody here will crucify you.

and you base this on what exactly?
have you ever heard of the term "market saturation"?

what can men do against such reckless niggertry?

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Because this movie is too risky.

Also boys like action toys more.

I'm not racist, I actually have a black friend mah silver niggas'

At first I thought it was just some fag tossing out low effort b8, but it seems like we have an honest to god trigger whale ITT.

I freely admit I wouldn't watch the movie because it has an all female cast, but that has less to do with it being all females than it being a Ghostbuster's reboot that was made all female merely for feminism. This isn't a necessary or even a sane change. They used the Ghostbuster's IP to try and sell more feminism during a time when a lot of us are fed up with any amount of feminism.

That it is a horrible trainwreck of a film just makes it that much funnier worse. That one of them is a shaved and trained gorilla is the cherry on the shit sundae.

This is the kind of shitty PG13-friendly racism SJWs like to spam so they can screencap the thread and post it on twitter with a link to their patreon for victimbux

Because god forbid someone says 'nigger', they can't repost that shit else they'll be accused of racism

I'm not raysist, I have a friend chimpanzee.

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nigger, if you have your adblock on, they're not getting any money

The views still count nigger, I would still be helping them get higher ratings

Just give me a breakdown of the bullshit there

Watch it if you want to know. I ain't spoonfeeding you.

Who gives a fuck about the views faggot. Your one view or even 50 views of this entire board are irrelevant because normies will view everything in hundreds of thousands regardless. So grow a pair and go watch it.

Kill yourself my man

>>>/oven/

Breakdown of the bullshit:
The Sony hack revealed the original Ghostbusters 3 cast was to be 3 dudes and 1 chick.

Amy Pascal is an incompetent executive that SENDS EMAILS IN ALL CAPS. She also wanted more movies to be made with girls as leads. One of the working titles of a planned all female superhero cast "The Glass Ceiling"

Ivan Reitman got jewed out of Ghostbusters 3 by Amy Pascal and Paul Feig. LOL

Jonah Hill, Zack Galifianakis, Jesse Eisenberg or Adam Pally to be considered for the dude Ghostbusters.
Anne Hathaway or Brie Larson to be casted for the chick Ghostbuster.

Villain was originally to be Sacha Baron Cohen by Reitman.
Pascal wanted Will Ferrell for the movie.

Paul Feig is a butthurt mangina that was bullied as a kid and grew up to be a faggot.

Also, they wanted to do a Ghostbusters sequel, but Feig only agreed to do it if he did it his way without any restrictions to previous movies.

I know it will be fucking awful, but I don't think it will be that bad.

The word normie gives it all away mate

Go back to Holla Forums stormweenie.

Wow I bet you don't even visit any site besides this one and stay here like the basement dweller that you are.

But user, THIS IS Holla Forums!

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there will be room in the oven for you chiam

You're awfully confident about managing to make a fat fuck like him fit in an oven. I guess you could starve him first.

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yes, since it was announced as an unispired cash grab that has 4 womyn leads to defect criticism
what's your point?

Who is this handsome semen demon

oy vey goyim, didn't you read my grandfathers book!

The massive ovens with rollercoasters going into them, the masturbation machines…

It was all

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oy vey

more like /fringe/ lunatics. There was a massive thread about some retarded shit to do with Saturn a while back. it was like reading one of smiley's rants from /meta/.

>>>Holla Forums

Go be a gentleman on reddit.

You must be new here, so I'll give your bait a quick bite.

Throwing accusations of sexism and racism at people really doesn't mean anything on Holla Forums, since the website operates outside of mainstream bubble of social pressure.

The movie you're trying to shill is just shit, and shit for many reasons - including the overtly hamfisted decision to cast of C-list comedians based not on talent but instead on a desire by the creators to stroke their political egos in an attempt at virtue signalling to the whole world. There's no imagination or creativity behind any of this, it's just point scoring, and it's trampling the legacy of a beloved movie franchise in the process.

Here's a tip for your future work here: calling critics racist and sexist won't make the movie any better, and will just get you laughed out of the room here.

>>>/tumblr/

that's good place to write blog posts.

You don't know what a blogpost is do you?

yes, it's whining about your feelings cause someone hurt them lol

do you know what it is?

Nothing about was about himself, and all of it was true. The one thing I'd hold against him was trying to educate a faggot when all it deserved was point & laugh if the post he way replying to wasn't an obvious bait.

ayy

So you think accusations of sexism and racism are taken seriously here and not treated as laughable?

fresh from cuckchan eh?
what about you go back there?

Clearly they are taken seriously if you stupid god damn faggots really cannot resist derailing threads by replying to obvious b8.

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thanks fam, i'm glad someon realizes i'm doing what should be done.

Holla Forums isn't all about you - the cripplekike himself

don't send that shit to /cuteboys/ you monster.

But I am both racist and sexist.

why? /cuteboys/ already has a bunch of unbearable faggots.

Doing it in shit threads is all well and good, but we all know god damn well it isn't contained to just shit threads.

You were only pretending to be a retard am i right?

check 'em

You could have just said she's a woman.

>>>/fail/

the only reason anyone comes here is to shitpost, don't lie.

for people who pride themselves on being highly intelligent, Holla Forums is really easy to bait. Holla Forums is pretty easy too though. people into politics must just be dumb tbh. guaranteed replies.

Yes because some people aren't stupid, the second I heard it it was clear as day what they're trying to do…"move over boys, the girls are gona show ya how its done" this idea has been rammed down our throats for about the past 25 years, change the fuckin record

People like you always get hanged first for good reason.

And yet, they still fail, time and again, and have to whine to sugar daddy Uncle Sam to enact laws and allocate budgets to cover up for their endless ineptitude. Kind of like with niggers.

But genders aren't yet equal shitlord, women aren't still the most privileged demographic in the West. Those are Jews BTW.

Are you ready for more cringe?

When did I ever claim not to be racist or sexist? Besides, her being black isn't what I hate about this movie. I liked the original, and that had Ernie Hudson. The fact that she looks like Koko the gorilla is just a cherry on top of an already shitty looking film.

Nice try though. It might have worked on reddit.

Oh my

how isn't this parody?

That was uncalled for. Koko hasn't done anything to deserve the comparison.

read it as sub-human

wasn't even wrong

At least slimer seems happy with how the movie turned out.

Amy Pascal looks like a puppet from Team America.

Yes, and?

They are more terrifying than the ghosts.

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The Diversity Train.

This is how the world ends.

Oh boy! He appears as a random cab driver! I better go sit through the whole movie for that.

Yikes

If you want to pretend you're from here Sequoia, say fag like everyone else. That or kill yourself.

Damn. The Japs need to step in and clean house. Hollywood is jewish, but Sony can at least hire good jews that aren't full retard SJWs and faggots.

That really doesn't sound any better. Three fat guys and Jesse Eisenberg.

Well that would be even worse. I find myself hating him more and more every film of his that I see.

Ah, Joss Whedon Syndrome.

It's amazing how they financed and staffed all of that during the largest war the world has ever seen. It's almost unbelievable!

can i get a functioning link to jews claiming the nazis masturbated jews to death? i tried googling it and all i got was one dead link, and porn.

Jesus I didn't know there were people this autistic.

ahahahahahahahahaha

>>>/oven/

I think a sequel would be bad either way, but this bitch's ideas are absolute poison. She is the epitome of the "People seem to like this, just do this" Hollywood producer. She wanted to make Superbad go ghost hunting with Mugatu as the villain. Fucking hell.

Have fun dissipating after death you silly mundane

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Is a jew with "wood" in his ass good enough?

FYI, that guy, Pierre Seel, wasn't Jewish.

He was a fudgepacker, though, hence the whole "wood up my ass" thing.

Koko also had a pet cat and taught other more aggressive gorillas to sign and even paint.

It sounded like a shitty elevator pitch from the word go and the Sony leaks made it sound horrible. Nothing since has come along to challenge that perception.

No amount of shilling will save this movie. Tell your employers that if they want us to like a movie, they should make a good movie instead of trying to guilt us into liking it because it has a female cast.

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If this is true, then I cannot wait until the rage I will feel from the "villains" they choose, who are just those people they feel oppress them.

You're fucking retarded.

What I think:
-He got a shilling cheat sheet
-It told him we dislike Tumblr
-He Googles Tumblr and sees that "it's a microblogging platform"
-He thinks, "Ah they must dislike blogging"
-Having completely misunderstood why Tumblr is disliked he makes a poorly thought out attack on a longer-than-average post

That or he's just pretending to be retarded.

In b4 "Shills aren't real, you're paranoid

Shills aren't real, you are paranoid. Now back to your hugbox gaymergate.

>>>Holla Forums

Get a load of this kike

Let me give you a list of things I don't like:
1.Shit
Now let me describe this new movie to you, its shit.
No wonder 99% of the population doesn't like it

Isn't he a kebab now?

Moronic shitposter or idiotic leftist fucktard? You decide!

I used to hold the mistaken assumption that a Diversity Hire would still value meritocracy. Totally wrong. Meritocracy undermines the legitimacy of their own position, so they don't value it.
Instead they pay it forward with more Diversity Hires (the true ladder to success) and no second thoughts.

i don't understand gamergate anymore
is it about ethics in journalism? is it about e-celebs? is it about sjws? i don't know anymore, it used to be so fucking simple

So the gorilla did more for the human race than all of niggerdom combined.

Equality of outcome is the stated goal of the left. Quality never entered into the equation.

That is one ugly woman.

Are we sure this isn't a porn remake?
You know an efukt production or something?
This feels to be the tier of the robocop dick shooting short.

That is one hideous gorilla.

FTFY

at least that was funny

What are you talking about? I bet you Sony's CEO himself appreciate what their western division is doing.

Japan hate Sony. Japanese would rather buy Korean TVs, that's how bad it is. This shit company once paid 2ch moderators and ex-co-owner who is now in charge of 4chan to freely shill their garbage products, I doubt they stopped shilling since then though.

West right now is Sony's priority for a reason and it's not surprising at all, especially when Bone is banished thanks to Microshit themselves.

Unfortunately, not even this cunt can kill Sony. They're just like MS.

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At last! Now I know who the hell that is

Thank you!

Lmao where the fuck do you think we are you nigger?! Fuck off to Reddit.

Go back

>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/reddit/

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No one was claiming not to be sexist or racist, no one cares if some faggots and nogs are triggered because, gasp, someone might be discriminating based on race (oh, btw, it's super awesome for the police to discriminate based on age and sex but omg if they discriminate by race that's like totally evil)

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lol. well, i mean, if by fence sitting you mean not partaking in /fringepol/ than sure.

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oy dis is offenzive

ima get da boyz an wez gunna stomp u humie

I thought it couldn't get any worse

Chris Hemsworth is 'clueless' assistant in new 'Ghostbusters' featurette

upi.com/Entertainment_News/Movies/2016/04/26/Chris-Hemsworth-is-clueless-assistant-in-new-Ghostbusters-featurette/2451461688538/

Sony released a new featurette covering the character Tuesday, in which the Australian actor described Kevin as "a big dumb puppy dog," following a clip of his debut in the film.

I'm not clicking on that link

youtube.com/watch?v=4cCqOZDu2-w

Oh come on. It's like they were trying to make the most sexist character possible to try to prove the point that "you can't be sexist towards men."

This movie is hypocrisy taken form.

If this is true there's no way there's not ghost Hitler in the movie

probably a self insert of the director honestly

I doubt it. It seems like this kind of thing is exclusively done to cater to the fantasies of undesirable women who think they're entitled to the best of men. There's this comic book that's been coming out recently with a fat hambeast as a superheroine who has an absurdly handsome male love interest, and IMO Hemsworth's secretary character fits the wish fulfillment role aimed at by that to a T.

This is what happens when you give ugly/fat/menopausal women creative control.

Sony is losing money, so if this flops, and it will, they might cancel some of the raping they plan.

archive.is/bzyz3

I do feel bad for japs tho who think "wtf those gaijins are doing".

Well, I just started reading the June Empire Uk issue that features Ghostbusters. I'd probably extract scans but it doesn't work for my current setup. I could get the images but the words for those pages are not on it.

There's 10 pages for the new ghostbusters and 4 pages for Dan Aykroyd to remember the old days of youth and ghostbusters. These page numbers includes the fact that there is a 2 page spread for both.

Here's one interesting fact. The third ghostbuster movie that was in the works before was called Hellbent and its villain was based on Donald Trump played by Alec Baldwin.

I'm going to read the new ghostbusters article next and see if any interesting details pop up.

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Should've been Donald Trump played by Donald Trump tbh.

It was long before the election, he would have just been an evil generic real estate tycoon type of character.

ABSOLUTE CRINGE

Hey guys. Finally back after going through this 8 page article. So many juicy lines. I tried to condense all the important information as well as the funny quotes everyone had to say. There are just too many that I didn't want to keep out. This is going to be a long one so multiple posts incoming.

Channing Tatum & Chris Pratt movie that was leak is on hold.
Another live action film that is “coming along really well.”
An animated feature that Reitman is co-directing.
A TV show in the works that’ll go global ghostbusters. Will explore other ghost traditions and folklore like in Japan, China and Korea.
If this movie doesn’t succeed, you might not be getting many more ghostbusters stuff like the ones listed above.

Much of the shots for the new Ghostbusters movie were in a former rebook warehouse.
Feig has a walking stick with a skull on it, a medical student’s cane over 100 years old because he’s a cane collector. He was obsessed with Ghostbusters that he built his own robot. He doesn’t like reunion shows and prefers origin stories.

He was struck with the brilliant idea to knock the cast sideways and cast it with all the funny women he loves working with because that’s what he knows how to work with. An all female cast isn’t a gimmick but an organic twist to the formula.
He’s done more to put “funny women” in the spotlight. (This was in actual quotes in the article).
“Whatever haters we have, this was hatched right in the middle of their enclave.” Said by I think Feig for Comic Con.

Clearly the haters hate this film because Bill Murray isn’t at the centre of the film and of its all female cast. He quotes twitter responses that he remembers like someone hoping he gets a mild flu or that he and Katie get run over by a truck and choke on their own blood. He responds to those who want Venkman and not Venkwoman. This is no girl version and no more a chick flick like Gravity. It’s normal that they’re ghostbusters and scientist.

Disconnecting their internet, they begin to craft this reboot and not make it a sequel because they wanted a clean slate. Wiig is the everyscientist (that’s how it appears in the article), McCarthy is ghost enthusiast, Kate is zany nuclear scientist, Jones as 48 year old subway employee newcomer and Hemsworth as dimwitted but enthusiastic secretary.

We got nostalgia beats like Slimer being back and Mr. Stay Puft but not in the form you expect. (I think the figures posted before already spoil this already.) Dippold was pressured by working on this but once she got a copy of Dan Akyroyd’s Dad’s book about ghost in the mail with Dan Akryod’s note attached she was fine. “Dear Katie, I’m here if you need any help, but most of all just enjoy yourself” is the message that Dan Akryod left to her and was reminded that ghostbusters should be fun.

The ghostbusters in this movie are in pursuit of a personcalled Rowan. They follow a script but the female casts also throw in their own variations into it too.

Here’s a line with post-it notes they did:

“Eat my steam, a-hole!”
“Eat my proton!”
“Show yourself, you little troll…”
“Come out, Rowan. There’s a toilet that needs unclogging.”
“Rowan, collect your virginity from the lost and found.”
“I can do this all day, Rowan. Busting makes me feel good.”
“I actually feel kind of terrible. My knees be clicking, my biceps are on fire and my hands are cramping up…”

Wiig had trouble with her proton face. The original one didn’t look good for the big screen.

Some lines from Jones who lost 50lbs during the shoot. (Not literal but she could use it). “Hey, I’m a comedian. I’m not a fucking stunt person! What the fuck, yo?” She was encouraged by Feig to keep going and do this “Van Damme shit”.

Slime comes back when you add water (in all the cracks). There’s a possession scene (we’ve seen this before). Hand to ghost-hand comat in time square (also seen in the trailers). McKinnon’s bizarre-looking, fingerless gloves-wearing character is fast becoming an internet favorite. Her inspiration drew from her little bank vault of weirdness where she took apart electronics and pretended each circuit board was its own world.

Whenver possible, the ghosts were played by actors. Some even on stilts. “In the original they were kind of cartoony, which he liked,” Feig says, “but I want everything in this movie to be as real as a movie based on fake stuff can be.” McCarthy was legitimately scared by the first ghost they saw. Chase by a ghost through a subway tunnel and it turned out to be Dave that she worked with for 15 years.

Ecto-1 is a ’93 Caddy Fleetwood hearse. Proton Packs have been jazzed up (like the psychokinetic energy sink!). The jumpsuit has hot-orange piping. And everyone’s favorite ghost is back and uglier. There are six effect houses working on the movie and they all demanded to work on slimer. They added random bits of hair in weird places and having slime drip from his arms. The new slimer combines old and new technology. Rick Lazzarini works the fully articulated slimer with added effects by cgi. Slimer is a “loose cannon” and “not mentally there, he’s crazy” says Travers.

To shake up the formula, the primary villain is actually a human. Rowan is a super smart, better equipped scientist (played by Neil Casey) up to paranormal mischief. Feig says Rowan is “the ultimate loner, a regular New Yorker that wants to bring some things back to the world. He’s trapping ghost for a different purpose but Feig doesn’t disclose any information.

Feig is worried, paddling like a desperate duck. Each day he wakes up thinking, “Did he get enough stuff. Get the right performances. Don’t let this be the day he screws up.” March 2016 comes and he still got the fears even with Ghostbusters in post-production.
At Feigco the quirkiness continues with an enormous 20 pound note by artist Paul Rousso and nameplate that reads “Chief Businessman Gentleman”at Feigs room.

Feig still has the jitters as pushback intensifies. “I had this guy send me a picture of a Nazi shooting a black woman in the head” says Jones. “I can’t believe some of this stuff. It’s just a movie. It’s literally just a movie. We’re not writing a true story about people killing ghosts, you know? Minions ain’t real either!” Feig is standing vigilant about his passion because the “moment you relax, the chances of it going in the toilet are very high.”

Time will tell whether ghostbusters is a hit that launches a thousand spin-offs or if a mob of misogynists are about to have a great summer. Feigs achievements for this movie are: redesigning the proton packs which are called synchrotron now, making Boston look like New York, directing slimer, obtaining the blessings of the original cast (Reitman and Aykroyd contributed some lines of technical dialogue.) Harold Ramis’s wife and children drop by the set and Murray, Weaver, Hudson agreed to do cameos but not as their original self.

Hemsworth has a cool meeting with Bill Murray and talk about the outfits. Feig’s wife managed Joel Murray but he never met Bill before until the 40th anniversary party of SNL. He mustered up the courage to talk to Murray. He talked about the film and Murray said “Oh yeah” and darted off. He was worried he wouldn’t show up but he did. And that's all for that article.

nice to know as this will bomb legendarily

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>Not calling it for what it is
It's a negro.

It's not just about philosophy, webms are easier to download for archival and, due to Holla Forums's limit, weight less, when youtube picks the bestest quality by default and starts downloading right away, before you tell it to use shit quality. And even then videos are about double-digits in the MB, while webms here are at most 8MB.
There's also the fact that youtube comes with bloat in the page, in the form of comments and user avatars and shit tracking javascript that checks for likes, favorites, etc.
In a shit, third world-tier connection like mine, with a download cap, it helps that you put a webm.

The way of use of a youtube video, for me, is if you have a long, long video or when the video is so downscaled that it's just visual noise if under the 8MB limit, so you have to look at the thing in big or you lose so much, or when the video is that long that the page bloat is just a minuscule fraction of content.

Hotwheels fix your shit

The leak about Wiig talking shit must be true because clearly she doesn't want to be there. She's the only one who tries to look like what a normal human being would about to fight ghosts on that cover.

Isn't some of the charm of ghostbusters that they played it straight? For them to be hamming it up about how cool and funny they are seems to ruin it a bit? not like it hasn't been ruined already

you mean a lot

How is Mr. Stay Puft back when it was Gozer's new form and was destroyed when they crossed the streams into the other dimension? Stay Puft wasn't it's own entity, it was just the new form for The Destroyer.

because

DUDE STAY PUFT LMAO

I am almost 100% certain they will screw this up. Ghosts in Japan are not at all the same as American ghosts.

100 TO 1 THIS MOVIE WILL HAVE MINIMUM 90% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES LIKE FURY LOAD BECAUSE MUH FEMINISM.

Who's with me?

Not really. It's probably because the negative reception bends in the director's favor since it forces the audience to have very low standards for it.

When the movie comes out, it'll likely be average, but it might appear great to everyone because they were expecting to see an awful Room-tier failure. It's what happened to Star Wars: TFA. Deadpool, and Fury Road.

no it's gonna be 20%

Bill Murray cameos in this film?

He can't dissapoint me, but I am a little shocked.

I don't understand why everyone hates this movie before it even comes out. You're all assuming it'll be full of vagina jokes and terrible characters but I mean, three of the four are pretty solid SNL ex cast members.

fuck off redditor shill faggot

Apparently you didn't understand the point behind the parable in Dr' Suess's "Green Eggs and Ham"

kys.

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Your childhood memes are not culture. You need education, son.

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It took a successful movie and raped it, and made it feminist and added a cuck director.

You're defending this culture appropriated lazy piece of shit? fuck you. So what if it has SNL they've almost never been funny, and even if they were it wouldn't make up for the disgusting feminist pandering.

Kill yourself.

It's a culture war against sjws, ridding progressive bullshit in gaming and burning the media whenever they do a slant on gamers and the industry.

Get with the current year program.

When you have idiotic feminists like Feig and Pascal subscribing to the "all men are oppressing women" you have shitshows like this fucking mess.

It's about as subtle as baseball bat to face.
Men cocky stupid women insecure smart sexism progressiveness misogyny.

Not relevant, i don't have any nostalgia for this series, but it's shameless what it's doing.

Go beat off if you need to feel manly.

TAKE THAT WHITE CIS SCUM

r/drama sums it up well.

I'm actually really hopping for a GG reference in the movie.

You need to see the movie before you can decide whether it is "culture appropriation" or "feminist idiocy"

What if it turns out to be just another mediocre remake, with no political or idealogical undertones at all?

At this point, before you have even seen 5 full minutes of the finished movie, the only politics and ideaology injected into the subject are coming from you.

But did Total Recall do a gender swap and have white men in cheesecake or villain roles?

Does it matter? Would it have been better or worse either way? Why aren't you complaining about Austin Powers having a bald fat stupid white man as the cheesecake villain?

I'll give you a hint, it's because you don't object to that stereotype unless it has some perceived 'feminist quality' to it, such as the director, or casting choices.

COLIN FARRELL vs ARNOLD

OF COURSE THEY DID A GENDER SWAP

Producer wanted to force female empowerment, director is a feminist faggot, and they made the entire team women. The message is clear, and the quality of what has been seen is shit in addition to those facts.

I want all female empowerment shit to die and I'm glad this movie is bad enough that normalfags aren't even going to want to see it.

Because in Hollywood, white men are usually chosen for their ability, women and minorities are usually chosen for what they are

BTW did that Total Recall remake have any hot scenes with Kate Beckinsalle and Jessica Biel?

Actually the Total Recall remake is a perfect example of feminist shit being pushed. In the original Melina was a competent fighter, but in the remake the character filling that roll is basically a super agent. Douglas Quaid was also played by Arnold and was a badass who kicked ass for half the film before teaming up with her. In the remake his barely a "badass" and she practically holds his hand the whole movie. His wife character was also upgraded from semi-realistic in the original to another super agent.

You mean it was Mad Max: Furiosa Road?

Nah, there was still a semblance of a plot to be found in there.

I'm not even going to disagree with you, there's legitimate reasons why you shouldn't reboot a franchise like this with an all female cast.

INB4 MUH BRIDESMAIDS

Shit film. Commercial success doesn't mean shit.

And yet even just a short while ago the reviewers were willing to mock it.

What

Please

tbf both bombed horribly. HD remaster of the original trilogy sold more than a new hip tumbl reboot. And when they re-released it as a definitive edition it bombed even harder again. All the sjws and normalfags didn't even bother to buy, and therefore play, the game they were so adamant to defend. Sweet irony.

who is that angel?

what Kate Beckinsale or her daughter?

the glowing one of course

the ugly pig face?

pig face? nigga that face has been splattered by the cum of the holy spirit

whatever you say pigfucker

You got some shit tier taste user

well she'll be 18 in jan

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If your seed was involved then perfection is out the window.

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this shit has no fans and sjws never watch, buy or participate in anything they advocate.

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It's gonna be like the Powerpuff Girls Reboot and it is gonna get massacred by viewers. This is gonna be glorious.

Look at how overblown the second image is. Their proton streams are like 3-4 times as big and intense looking as the originals and their busting a ghost during a concert. I bet the band just keeps playing the whole time they are busting the ghost too.

they're*

Some people don't understand that by watching someone you don't give them money. You have to click on an add while watching their video to give them change.

1) They get money just from showing ads. You don't have to click on them

2) Even if you block the ads, the people who make the video can use the high view count as a selling point to get them better and more lucrative advertising contracts,

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Looks like Spoony.

And some youtubers put ads in the video and get paid by views.

Err, no. Ad contracts aren't based on views alone. It's subs, up votes, comments and views. You have to be a good abiding normie.

So basically if you're avoiding jewtube videos you're retarded or Holla Forums, which is even worse.

You don't get any ads with adblock. Who the fuck isn't using adblock in [[CURRENT YEAR]] to even know about ads. I learn about them from you paranoids.

One can only dream.

He means that the guy doing the video interrupts himself to say something like "So, guys watch this movie!" or "eat this dorito!", like TV does.

Adblock doesn't work when in the video itself the person tells you to go try some service.

Product placement bby

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But views are a big part of it, dumbass

I was wondering the sauce behind that gif

why live?

the streams look like a shitty photoshop job

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Yep. His father worked himself to death so that Feig and his mother could live effortless, privileged lives. He grew up to hate men, because during his limited time at home, his father wanted to play catch; not ask him about his feelings.

He literally said he considers male bonding a bad thing.

>it is fine and proper for the plain female protag to feel entitled to him
>it is fine and proper to humiliate and shame him for his entitlement

Why are the streams parallel? Unless they're aiming at four separate ghosts, shouldn't the streams be angling toward one target?

disgusting imo

People c'mon!

Why not both?

Okay… Are they seriously trying to make these their catchphrases or something? They can't be fucking serious…

trips and hitler dubs of why Feig career must be destroyed

What a time to be alive!

She'll make a fine baby popper for the orc boys in the stronghold.

/thread

OH MY FUCK I NEVER THOUGHT THIS LEVEL OF RAGE WAS POSSIBLE

Coalburning is a terrible sin.

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I honestly hope this movie backfires on Sony so horribly that they'll cancel everything they've been planning. Considering how much they've invested into the franchise, such as toys, tv shows, cartoons, sequels, spinoffs, merch, I can only be positively hopeful that this will fuck them out of the movie industry.

WE

It will bomb like nothing has bombed before. The gorilla is reason enough for pretty much everyone to avoid this shitpile.

NOW HOL' UP

Wait wha-
These women are fucking pathetic.

I think the only reason he and the other actors from the original movies are doing cameos is because Sony was planning to sue them if they didn't.

They literally have one "badass" expression they're supposed to make when using their proton packs. Jesus.

In the original movie, the characters' expressions were situational, and context sensitive, but I guess here, we have to use cartoonish expressions to communicate the characters' personalities, amirite?

They can do that? On what grounds?

Except Holla Forums won't be getting gay about it like the Holla Forumsfags.

wouldnt matter in the end, the point is that they are being threatened with having to spend exorbitant legal fees for years on end.

Damn.

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HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN'
WE WUZ TOKEN CHARACTERS N SHIT?
I swear, you could fill up an indian casino with these tokens.

It's not gay unless balls are touching

t. Holla Forums

Retards

I find it kind of humorous that they chose the most jiggliest jungle bunny they could find to play her role yet they call the critics racist.

I sure have the sudden urge to buy a Marshall cabinet.

I have a sudden urge to just crawl in my bed and not wake up… unless of course Sony bombs.

holy shit thats an ugly nigger animal

Because he could put all his slime in all the cracks of the redhead. I would be happy too

That's a qt autistic girl
I would love torape her mine in front of her and let her think I've helped relieve a ghost and make sweet love to her

What's the bump limit?

default is 300

Then we are almost there

I remember it being over 400 last time.

let's check

When savages are frightened they always resort to babbling out their mumbo-jumbo curse words, hoping to cast a spell that drives the bad, bad things away.

But we're not going anywhere.

is that really supposed to be considered funny?

they paid for this?

fuck this movie