Brit/pol/: dont care, am eating *Edition

>>257413094is COVID ever gonna turn into a happening? I want blood

>>257413456I've never had one, never had any reason to

>>257413572My mate has never been in a punch up not even at school, my cousin the same.

>>257413316PROTECT ISRAEL

>>257413456Never.Regret it sometimes, but it's also nice to know I've never made anybody want to swing at me.

>>257413690The best fights are where you get the red mist. One second youre arguing with some cunt, the next hes on his arse, and its like "fuck, i hit him".

>>257413811>red mistThat's just something violent people make up to absolve themselves of responsibility.

>>257413094Could be some non-corona news todaybriefingsforbritain.co.uk/derivatives-markets-withdrawal-treaty/

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>>257413921>That's just something violent people make up to absolve themselves of responsibility.no, you are thinking of Nigger Moments. Nigger Moments are when all logical thinking goes out the window, a nigger moment tends to start with a load of nonsensical shit talking before the violence starts. red mist happens in a fight or flight situation, and is basically just adrenaline fueled flow of punches. its not controllable and has nothing to do with "being violent"

it's worth checking this out if they ever upload it to bitchute. seeing a clever man literally rant himself into a corner seething really makes you think. that booby bloke is either a kike or the product of kike indoctrination it's an eye opener whatever he is

>>257414202*this

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>>257413921Its really not. If its never happened to you you dont know. You go from normal to fighting rage in an instant, like the caveman part of your brain takes over, you move without thinking, can get smacked and not feel it. And its addictive. Keats:Know that when all words are saidAnd a man is fighting mad,Something drops from eyes long blind,He completes his partial mind,For an instant stands at ease,

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>>257413749Had a fight with this lad at school, we were so evenly matched neither could win.A lot of fights you ended up as friends afterwards, its strange how it goes.

>>257414191Now your blaming niggers for your own past mistakes. This kind of deflection will only harm you in the long run.

Imagine being a pommy cunt in 2020.

>>257413665the virus has infected less than 0.5% of the UK population so far and we've already had 60k+ deaths. 99.5%+ to go. imagine what the final body count from the first wave will look like.

>>257414191>fight or flightExactly. When almost without volition the body says fuck it, fight.

>>257414347This time Winston was startled into self-forgetfulness. “YOU here!” he said

>>257414347wave?, user that implys its going to come and go, no no, this is here for good

>>257414347Get gassed mate. You're fucking boring

Bald and Bankrupt is actually a top shagger

>>257414287>Now your blaming niggers for your own past mistakes.no lol i was just having bants by reffering to it as a "nigger moment"clearly you don't understand what we ( >>257414270 ) are talking about. you said>That's just something violent people make up to absolve themselves of responsibility.which suggest conscious decisions to carry out violence but redmist refers to a state of mind that occurs when you are in a fighting situation and tends to no be promoted by conscious decision but rather the release of adrenaline and that primate part of the brain deciding its time to get bloody

>>257414347most people have had it, didn't notice it and are now immune. this is why they are fucking around with the testing kits to keep you in fear. they like a frightened populace. look at what they can get us to do when we are frightened.

>>257414572>tends to no be promotedto not be****

>>257414572>>257414639lolto not be prompted*****

>>257414627>most people have had it, didn't notice it and are now immunethere is absolutely no evidence of any of these statements.

>>257414627>look at what they can get us to do when we are frightened.Anything they bloody want to it seems, neighbour Vs neighbour being a really bad thing and example , as if our communities aren't broken enough.

>>257414347

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ffs, the more I read this Adams judgement, the more my brain hurts.It's now common law that the importance of a decision and how much it affects individuals determines whether a Minister needs to exercise powers personally or can designate them to officials.Under this reading the Home Sec will have to personally sign every immigration detention order or deportation order, tasks that currently sit with Grade 7 civil servants. This is impossible.Combined with the recent ruling about there needing to be an acceptable standard of healthcare in the receiving country, the Supreme court has, in one week, essentially fucked the immigration enforcement system so hard it's going to prolapse any day now.

>>257413572Same, not had a fight in ten years. Too scared of being tagged tbqh

>>257415142the healthcare part is arbitrary. they could equally have stated there needed to be enough coffee shops or access to live music performances. absolute fucking state. >fucked the immigration enforcement systemthe intention was precisely this they don't even try to hide it it's like America

Are we going to get UBI or what?

>>257415545no

I own this place, about 4 acres of land with a bungalow. Want to become self-sufficient but know fuck all about it.

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>>257415545UBI is racist and anti semitic

>>257415142Goodbye Britain.

>>257414347My gfs sister works in a carehome and tested positive for it and never even knew she had it.

>>257413456Most recent one was on NYE

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>>257415604That's nice mate.

>>257415558We've almost effectively got it.It's going to have to be part of the discussion going forward.

>>257415399part mud obviously

>>257415545it won't pay my mortgage if i don't get a job i will lose everything

>>257415604Find a book called Practical Self Sufficiency by Dick Strawbridge (yeah the guy from tv), it's a great starting point.

>>257415142They will just have a stamp for it, they won't literally have to sign every one.

>>257415142>It's now common law that the importance of a decision and how much it affects individuals determines whether a Minister needs to exercise powers personally or can designate them to officials.Is that what the ruling says? From what I understand this was specific to detention of Terrorists Order 1972, not applicable to every detention/deportation case.

>>257415756You still get UBI if you get a job.

>>257415142>the more I read this Adams judgement, the more my brain hurts.got a link to it, lad?sounds utter shite

>>257415716Neither of his parents are foreign according to wiki

>>257415604theres some self sufficient UK videos on youtube

>>257414961 Yeah this is the biggest cope line I have ever heard.No one has antibody testing yet, so how can you remotely say "YEAH WELL EVERYONES ALREADY HAD IT OR GOT IT"Source please?

>>257413456in highschool i punches some fat kid in the face for fucking with my friend and he dropped to the floor and started shouting about how hes seeing only white spots

>>257415678What happened lad

>>257415941>replying to Doommong

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>>257415997Have you got a source then please?

>>257415142That isn't how it worksThere's a .pdf signature that gets applied to the document. Various civil servants have the power to use the signature. Or are you one of the people that rings the court demanding to speak to the chief justice, because you think he personally signed your speeding summons?

>>257415604Watch the good life, and I believe there's a YouTube star called vargon or something that does self sufficiency videos

>>257415678It's Raul Joseph Watson

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>>257416031There's no source because the schizo spastic made it up.

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>>257413456Fucktons, easily into the triple digits.My little 18 year old brother and 13 year old son have never been in a fight though. Maybe its because they didnt have to grow up with my dad, and that i never hit them growing up

>>257415957Ran into some cunts on my way back home>>257416087That's the most offensive thing anyone ever said to me.

Today in history:>1097 – The Siege of Nicaea begins during the First Crusade>1264 – Battle of Lewes: Henry III of England is captured and forced to sign the Mise of Lewes, making Simon de Montfort the effective ruler of England>1607 – Jamestown, Virginia is settled as an English colony>1610 – Henry IV of France is assassinated by Catholic zealot François Ravaillac, and Louis XIII ascends the throne>1643 – Four-year-old Louis XIV becomes King of France upon the death of his father, Louis XIII>1747 – War of the Austrian Succession: A British fleet under Admiral George Anson defeats the French at the First Battle of Cape Finisterre>1796 – Edward Jenner administers the first smallpox inoculation>1870 – The first game of rugby in New Zealand is played in Nelson between Nelson College and the Nelson Rugby Football Club>1878 – The last witchcraft trial held in the United States begins in Salem, Massachusetts, after Lucretia Brown, an adherent of Christian Science, accused Daniel Spofford of attempting to harm her through his mental powers>1939 – Lina Medina becomes the youngest confirmed mother in medical history at the age of five>1955 – Cold War: Eight Communist bloc countries, including the Soviet Union, sign a mutual defence treaty called the Warsaw Pact

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>>257416111>needing sources

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>>257416047>are you one of the people that rings the court demanding to speak to the chief justice, because you think he personally signed your speeding summons?I'm a free man of the land and I do as I please

>>257415794That's what we have now. Civil servants sign and then underneath it says something like "by Authority of the Secretary of State" Since the legislation says the Minister makes the decision, but the Carltona Doctrine means officials can act for the Minister in the course of their duties without specifically asking them each time.This ruling means "important" decisions or those "greatly affecting individuals" must be done by the Minister in person. And as they have to answer to Parliament, a Minister will never personally sign something without being assured of the legality first.>>257416047Again, that's the Carltona Doctrine in action. This ruling changes that presumption, because it declared that the decision was "too important" for a hjunior to make on the Minister's behalf. Because the Sec of State didn't personally sign the detention order, it was not valid; ergo he was never under arrest and therefore couldn't be convicted of trying to escape. >>257415825It changes the test for Carltona is the point. Immigration was an example as deprivation of liberty is one of the biggest factor in determining whether a rule impacts individuals. Take best interests of the child instead, another primary consideration in policy and legal challenges; is cutting child benefit now too important a decision to be made by officials since it impacts their best interests?>>257415841supremecourt.uk/cases/docs/uksc-2018-0104-judgment.pdf

>>257416279>Lucretia Brown, an adherent of Christian Science, accused Daniel Spofford of attempting to harm her through his mental powersWhat was the result?

>>257416341ive seen this image many times but ive never realised it was Varg that commented that lmao

>>257415678you cute

>>257416456judge dismissed it. funny enough, one of the reasons was that he said even if they were to imprison Spofford for mentally controlling Brown, they could not guarantee he wouldn't continue to do it from inside his prison cell.

>>257415787>>257415914>>257416062Thanks, I'll have a look in to it. I'm a bit wary of jumping right in, I've got a bit of a fucked up back so not sure if I'll be able to even do it.

>>257416456>Judge Gray dismissed the case, noting the claim was vague and the complaint "framed without a knowledge of the law of equity."[38][42] The court ruled it was not clear how it could prevent such mental control, even if it were to imprison Spofford.[23] Brown appealed the court's ruling, but the appeal was dismissed in November 1878.>Lucretia Brown was a 50-year-old spinster who lived in Ipswich, Massachusettskek

reminder that we're going to hit 200k active cases today.

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>>257416687Lol excellent. Basically admitting his mental powers are so strong there's nothing they can do to stop him.

>>257416111So you have no claims to sources, just quoting doom mong as your counter argument.Interesting tactic

>>257417026IPSWITCH MENTIONED

>>257416514u gay

>>257416497Yeah, who knew the retard could be funny

fucking hate caribbean food. they make out it's the tastiest thing ever but it's actually really fucking bland.

Just done a liquid poo lads. Did CVG predict this? Was doom mong right?

>>257417326Get some of those anti-diarrhoea tablets lad, solids them right up.

>>257417326>>257417363This, take the imodiumpill. They've got me out of many a tricky situation.

>>257417326Keep drinking lots of water too, or you'll die like an African baby.>>257417246Fine, you're fucking ugly then.

you're farting out of the wrong hole do it properly

>>257413921Faggot.

>>257417289urban spices man.

>>257417326Diarrhea is a sign of covid. If you was up to date on the /cvg/ pastebin you would know this.You have a 29% chance of drowning in your own blood, good luck to you.

>>257416258>Ran into some cunts on my way back homeElaborate some more lad

>>257417289Why so racist?

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>>257417289Its not the best cuisine but its far from bland, you are obviously eating shit carribean foodMake it yourself

>>257413921“No plague has cost the human race more dear: you will see slaughterings and poisonings, accusations and counter-accusations, sacking of cities, ruin of whole peoples, the persons of princes sold into slavery by auction, torches applied to roofs, and fires not merely confined within city-walls but making whole tracts of country glow with hostile flame.” —Seneca

>>257417893>those handsI'll steer clear thanks.

>>257417901>Make it yourselflol no

>>257417035reminder you are a monotonous fool

>>257416258>>257417878Reason I ask is because I was also recently attacked because I told someone I voted tory at the pub. Some cunts overheard and started trying to assault me. This was in a pub smoking area on the evening after the election.

>>257413456I've been in a couple of fights as a lad, and I have also been beaten up by a bouncer. Actually laid out. I didn't even anything to the guy, it was my mate who was mouthing off, but he was a big lad, so I got the whack instead. Fucking cunt.

Reminder to do your hand exercises today in preparation for the main event.

>>257416111digits confirm it.

>>257414347>60k+ deathsWHEREIS THISWRITTEN?It was 50k yesterday according to you mong

Ring a Jim's Glory-hole van. One of the latest Jims franchies. If you are on NDIS I'm pretty sure they do a Medicare rebate on their services if your GP approves it. Pretty sweet, they open the side awning up like a coffee van, but have a range of dildos and clown heads with dyson vacuum mouths, there's random hols on the side of the van to stick your cawk in, where it gets sucked by fuck knows what. Maybe an Ape. They also have a range of hydraulic jackhammer tools, with your choice of attachment, or can just stick the high pressure cleaner up your arse and bore you out with 15000psi. You have to pay extra to be dragged up the road on chains though. Flagellation and beatings are free.

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>sitting here, not making any noise>neighbour starts banging on the ceiling calling me an animal for the 100th timefucking hate this spic bitch

Need to remove me meme flag

These liberal cunts begging for the lockdown to be extended are going to be crying into their Twitter profiles once they're fucked with no job instead of their cushy working from home, fuck everyone who isn't mentality.

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>>257417878Was walking home with a girl from uni, ran into some faggots trying the old "can I use your phone" trick, said no and carried on walking, they kept following us then asked the girl to use her phone, I knew shit was going down so I just told them to fuck off and we fought before someone walked out from one of the houses and said he was calling the police then they left. Sorry I'm not good at greentexting so I just typed everything like that.

twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1260555502100140034As of 9am 13 May, there have been 2,094,209 tests, with 87,063 tests on 12 May. 1,522,258 people have been tested of which 229,705 tested positive. As of 5pm on 12 May, of those tested positive for coronavirus, across all settings, 33,186 have sadly died.

>>257418428You mean they tried to steal your phone?

>>257418448>yesterday's numbers

>>257418497Yeah but they didn't pull a knife or anything just asked to "use it" which is a common thing they do for some reason.

>>257418536Well we haven't had 30k deaths overnight

When was the last time you lads saw a thalidomide? I ain't seen one in years. Are they all dead?

>>257418625that famous one was on the telly not long ago.arms like a t rex

>>257418621>COVID-19 results in around 60,000 excess deathstheactuary.com/2020/05/14/covid-19-results-around-60000-excess-deaths

>>257413456Yes. Used to fight with my brother all the time.When i lived in sweden i went to court three times for abh/gbh. All against swedes. I didnt get them at all. They wouldnt fight muslims, probably because they are pack animals but quite happy to egg a friend on to try their luck against a 6ft 2 angry English man. They never succeeded because im hard nosed and grew up in pubs and took my gentle demeanor as a weakness. 1st one destroyed a guys nose with a running right to the nose. Thing just disappeared. Big pile up ensued a got a cracked tooth, knackered knee thats ok now, broken rib and broken nose that i cracked straight again. Still beautiful. I made my way home on the train and bus, traffic police stopped and asked if all ok thats about it. Other chap went to hospital. Fucking faggot.2nd time in a restaurant, got boxed in by a group of four lads whilst sitting down having drinks watching the world cup on tv. Four said they were going to kill me. I kicked a table to block two of them and did a combination 3 punch on one guy, and immediately squared to the next one whilst giving the kicked table a second nudge to block the other two. Punched the guy clean in the stomach as charging, swung my left that skimmed the top of his head because he folded. He put his arms out gasping no no. The other two ran away as i turned to them with my best Wade Belak (rip bro) fight grin on. Ambulance came. Police came for me. Spent the night in helsingborg nick. Let out at 5am, admitted all. A fucking larf. Walk in to McDonalds from across where the station is. Got a coffee, felt the dogs bollocks. No muslim or black loitering wanted to know a thing.

>>257418796ContdThird time my wife called the neighbour a pedo when i was at work because he was enticing the kid the other side to hop the 50cm picket fence, across our garden into his. He came out with a knife and she called me at work. I came home, kicked the picket fence down, forced open his veranda door that was ajar, he reached for the knife. I grabbed his arm, twisted, wrist back and gave him a juicy uppercut. He went down like a sack of spuds and my right steel capped boot chiseled a few teeth out. Stood there over him and you could smell his wifes wet pussy.1st one got 5000kr and two year suspended.2nd one, that was three years after, got 15000kr despite judges being split 2-3. And suspended two years.3rd one got off because he had a knife and it was deemed reasonable for e even though they wanted to throw the book at me for essentially breaking and entering.Been other scrapes. Dont suffer fools gladly but it has to be a physical threat thing for me to attack. Never instigated a fight in my life. Would much rather have a larf and throw a few arrows.

>>257418783>theactuaryAnd I should believe them over DHSC because?

>>257418796>>257418838This isn’t your blog you doss cunt.

>>257418880the government has already been caught lying about the death rate once.

really craving some greasy pizza from a paki shop

>>257415831lol ok

>>257418796Just so you know, I read all of this in Julian Clary's voice, not Ray Winstone's you stupid prick.

>>257415142>Hurr durr immigants badwhat a backwards looking troglodyte you are, Britain is an nation of immigrants built by immigrants, learn to adapt to this and your blood pressure may improve.

>Shouldn't he have known better? Boris ignores framed No10 warning and fails to cover up a memo urging him to 'dodge' meeting with Tory backbench leader amid rising backlash from MPs over coronavirus responsedailymail.co.uk/news/article-8318411/No10-memo-urges-Boris-Johnson-dodge-meeting-Tory-backbench-chief.html

>>257418607How many of them were there? Did they look dodgy or relatively normal? Were they drunk students too?

>>257418783>>257418988Why do you post unofficial death numbers but stick resolutely to the official number of active cases? Why don't you then accept that there are hundreds of thousands, maybe millions more cases undetected that resulted in absolutely fuck all in the wider community?>inb4 there's no evidence for that

>>257419291I don't care about legal immigrants. But not being able to send Mboko the rapist back to Ghana because they don't have an NHS is fucked

>>257419224Its your head voice mate. Cant you have it seen to or is like that so convincing yourself that sucking dick is normal.

>>257414961what evidence do you want?>test everyonefine>b-b-bu-inb4 buts

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>>257419390we have evidence for the excess deaths. there is absolutely no evidence of there being millions of "recovered" people in the UK.

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>>2574193452 of them, none of us were drunk, they weren't students just roadmen.

>>257419291>nation of immigrants built by immigrantsCan this meme stop now? It's not funny anymore

>>257419505But by official statistics we know that the overwhelming majority of people recover, even with your retarded implication of a CFR rate of over 20 per cent. You're pretending that every single case in the wider community results in death and sticking your fingers in your ears, rather than using them as a guide to work out the recovery rate in the wider community.

>>257419291David Lammy is not an immigrant therefor your assertion is BTFO

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Body in suitcase.Names not given.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/forest-dean-murder-suitcase-body-torso-police-coleford-wales-england-a9513886.html

>>257419892>Birmingham and Wolverhampton100% pakis

>>257419845>But by official statistics we know that the overwhelming majority of people recover, even with your retarded implication of a CFR rate of over 20 per centgoing by the official statistics, the IFR is at least 15%. we can't calculate the CFR because they're hiding "recoveries" from us, but it's undoubtedly significantly higher than the IFR, just look at italy or sweden for proof of this.

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>>257419848

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>>257420027>because they're hiding "recoveries" from usYou sound paranoid

>>257419574Were they black? I'm surprised you didn't get stabbedDid you still get to fuck the girl?

>People still trying to reason with doommong

>>257420027Didn't answer my question. Avoided the point.

>>257419420>All Africans are rapistsWow, just wow>>257419641It's an island how do you think people got here?>>257419848I don't understand what you are trying to say?

>>257420027I've likely had covid, no symptoms. Am I 'recovered'?I certainly won't be on a statistic figure, is it being hidden from you?

>>257419892>Birmingham>Wolverhamptona traditionally English honour killing by the diversity enrichers of peace. memory holed and forgotten unless they are white after all, even better if the body is black there will be a statue erected in every white persons garden like pic related. never forget the 6 gababliion

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>>257420147Yes they were black, I knew they weren't going to stab me because if they were they'd just pull a knife and ask for the phone. And yes I got to fuck her so at least the night wasn't a complete failure.

>>257417155I really don't get what your argument's supposed to be. Doommong is an imbecile. I'm not claiming anything about sources at all.

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>>257420225hurr durr a nation is just a geographical location

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>>257416430>supremecourt.uk/cases/docs/uksc-2018-0104-judgment.pdfThanks, lad.

>>257420225how can Britain be a nation of immigrants if the most English of Englishmen, the quintessentially David of Lammy, is not a migrant himself. he can trace his ancestry back literally years

>>257415604start by aiming to be self sufficient for a reasonable target of say 2 weeks a yeareasier in summer when you don't need heating / hot water / lighting as muchbut 4 acres is plenty to live off.you can do a campsite to get some bucks, not many but you'll be able to run infrastructure in easier for planning permission (eg/ standing water taps etc.) which can then be yours once you cancel the campsite.you'll want at least 1 crop of animals. chickens are good to start with, eats scraps, give eggs, fertilise the soil, eat pestsalso start composting early to build it up for seasons to come.also self-sufficient and alone is hard. if you've got any cool neighbours etc. they're invaluable, to lend you a strimmer, local knowledge, oh there used to be a well here? also to look out for you if you get buggers trying to nick shit, as well as for the inevitable planning permission debates etc.consider chucking n a young orchard, it will pay off in many years' time, and only needs mowing / scything down once a year. also can be a cash crop. consider a mix of apple / plum + pear / quince. top tipsmixing crops is good, look up companion plantsdon't invest tons of money, invest time. often expensive things that go against nature wil get wrecked by nature. [look up root cellars on that note, free refrigeration for your veg crops]ponds are great for the local ecosystem, will take a year to establish - make it low mantenance, frogs will eat many pestskeep wild areas, wildflowers etc. as they attract pollinators and harbour many species for your balanced ecosystemalso look into your wood supply, as wood burning / charcoal is top tier self sufficiency fuel (PV solar panels cost more than they pay off)and hot water in summer is as easy as a long black hose on the roof.so much to say but you're a lucky bugger mate. I hope you make the most of itPS: this sowing season is nearly over so get some shit in the ground soon!captcha : tractors

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>>257419892Nana wanted to see the ducks on the pond one last time.The conversation with the police though.Walking through a park with a suitcase."Oi where you going with that suitcase""What do you mean Allahu Akbaar ali Schakaram""You cant go on holiday its lockdown""Im a travelling salesman, Im not going on holiday Allahu Akbaar ali Schakaram""Have you got a loicense for that m8""God dammit, fucking Britain, Allahu Akbaar ali Schakaram"

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>>257420790So just because my parents were born in Islamabad you'd have me deported? Even though I was born in the Blackburn Royal and I've lived here most my life? Fucking bigoted moron.

>>257420459What did she say/think about the incident?

>>257421122Can I be brown

>>257421122is this post unironic?

>>257421177She was just screaming and crying the whole time, obviously not a pleasant experience. Took her a while to calm down after we got home but she was unharmed.

>>257421122Blackburn royal.What royal was born there? Maybe a royal opened it but theyve also opened a Cattery and a KFC.Fuck off paki. Poor mans poor indian.

>>257415604start simple, grow some potatoes, bit late now but next year you can get some in.get some comfrey going you can turn that into your own fertiliser, (same with your urine and even your faeces) ((needs to rot down well first))tomatoes in pots,peppers, shallots store better than onions, there so much you can grow.

>>257420225>it's an islandit hasn't always been an island ya flipping fanny

>>257421406It has always been an island for as long as we've had the concept of nation states

Still don't know a single person that has caught it or died from it.My mate's mum died of what was said to be coronavirus but she was in her 90s, in a care home, had dementia and has been at death's door for years so I don't believe it was the virus - especially when nobody in her immediate circle or even he contracted it when visiting her.

>>257421492You can contract it and be asymptomatic, but still be a spreader. My stepdad had it but they let him out after a couple of weeks.

>>257418042Spoken like a true nigger

>>257421369How did you transition from her screaming and crying and panicking at home to fucking her? Seems like it would be a total mood killer for the night

>>257421373Ok cracker go burn in the sunshine you weak ass vampire

>>257421122Yes, fuck off now please

>>257421492Likelihood of dying is nearly non-existent for most age groups, so most of us won't know anyone.

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>>257421465so what? the point is there were people here that fit any reasonable definition of 'native'. they didn't arrive by boat or plane from halfway round the world

>>257421492convinced i got it going through heathrow in feb desu

>>257421624im a nigger because i don't want to make nigger food at home? how did you work that one out bigbrain?

>>257421122Ugh the utter fucking state. Why’d I peek in here.

>>257421122if you are on this handy home office chart of historical English skin tones you can stay and have a free house

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How do you not know you're being trolled? Jeez.

>>257413456been in quite a few in my late teens lost more than i won. One fight i had a tooth go through my lip and needed stitches and had concussion.

>>257421492There was an article yesterday, in the Guardian I believe (shocking) saying 80% of deaths at home were from people with other conditions who were too afraid or discouraged from going to the hospital. It's downright criminal what the NHS did to this country. They created a false narrative of overwhelmed hospitals and people died as a result of that. >>257421631It wasn't an immediate thing mate, took a while, we talked, ate, watched netflix, cuddled etc. Didn't get to fuck her until a few hours later. Can't let something negative ruin your plans.

>>257420104other countries are releasing "recovery" data. what do we have to hide? our CFR must be embarassingly high.

>>257421492I heard of some friends of a friend whose dad died and was in in his 80's stories.My grans friend died she was 75 & dementia, was in care home too for the last five years.>>257421569This is the same as normal flu though,.>As many as 50% of infections with 'normal seasonal flu' may be asymptomatic, which may in part be due to pre-existing partial immunityI imagined at the start that this was some kind of killer flu but now, nope it was nothing & they tricked us like idiots.

>>257421668Cracker. As in cheese and biscuits or the guy that cracks the whip.How is that an insult you fucking tree ornament.

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>>257421960>It's downright criminal what the NHS did to this country. They created a false narrative of overwhelmed hospitals and people died as a result of that.clapclapclapits evil what they did to the old boys.

A vaccine seems to be their plan then.

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>>257422028>As many as 50% of infections with 'normal seasonal flu' may be asymptomatic, which may in part be due to pre-existing partial immunitythis is one of the big differences between influenza and SARS-CoV-2. you can gain some immunity to influenza after recovery, but the same thing doesn't happen after you "recover" from a SARS-CoV-2 infection.

>>257413690i don't care fag

>spent two hours trying to help my tech illiterate mother>she told me the wrong information from the very beginning and things that had nothing to do with the issue as if they we're>the whole situation was fixed just by sending off an email and changing a password>she's till adamant that I haven't fixed her issue because she has no idea what the fuck paypal and thinks gmail and email are different thingsI think I almost broke down by the end, why the fuck are boomers this bad with tech. Did they just not engage with any form of technology for the past 20 years?

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>>257422028>I imagined at the start that this was some kind of killer flu but now, nope it was nothing & they tricked us like idiots.Lockdown was never about stopping it, it was about stopping people all running to A&E when they get a cough and causing the NHS to implode. Hence, "flattening the curve".

>>257421894I'm actually white Pakistani>>257422080Ok Billy, just make sure to take good care of your family of house pets lol.

>>257422224it's a bad plan. you can't make a vaccine for any coronavirus that infects humans.

>>257422269sorry lad but I don't believe a word of it.

>>257422322My nan was great on computers, your mum is just thick

>>257422224mandatory. this will be the opportunity for mass civil unrest, or just bend over and take it like a modern european man

>>257422333They're moving the goalposts now >257422224>>257422380Well, obviously, you fucking retard. How stupid are you?

>>257422380that is exactly what they are doing have you been in a coma?

>>257422269I think the evidence is pointing to reinfection not being a thing. There were fears of that happening when the outbreak first began but most recent studies are saying immunity really is possible.

>>257422333>it was about stopping people all running to A&E when they get a cough and causing the NHS to implode. Hence, "flattening the curve".nobody goes to A&E with a cough, you go to your GP.try going to A&E with a cough (before this) they will tell you politely to piss off and go to your GP.

>>257422551>>nobody goes to A&E with a cough, you go to your GP.Except when they think they have killer superflu

>>257422477they spent 18 years working on a SARS vaccine and it went nowhere because of ADE. this is SARS + HIV. it's impossible.

>>257422414Yeah, this is the point where people either resist or submit. If submit wins then we could well be fucked forever. Their "vaccine" with whatever tracking technology they implement alongside it appears to be the end goal.

>>257422336Funny way of saying Mirpuri.

>>257422589Exactly. before they hyped it up via the media.A&E is for accidents and emergencies not the flu.

twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1260919297288933376>3446 new cases>428+ new deathsso much for "being past the peak". deaths are higher than they were a few days ago and the number of new cases isn't going down.

>>257415604Plant squash, sweetcorn and runner beans together, in square blocks, not rows, like the native Americans did. The squash leaves prevent weeds, and the runner beans grow up the sweetcorn stems. The square blocks aid pollination.Plant a budlea globosa to en XV our as he bees, and consider a hive or two for honey and pollination.I recommend two books: the half hour allotment, by lia leendertz, and self sufficiency by john Seymour, which goes seriously hardcore, slaughtering pigs, the lot

>>257422322>having a thicko for a mammy

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>>257422336so you are a migrant then. i'm 100% English, me on the right

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>>257422322i'll let you in on a secret lad, she's being deliberately stupid to garner your attention

>>257422701pic related is me with my boyfriends

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>Psychosis may be another symptom of COVID-19: Study suggests some people suffer HALLUCINATIONS after contracting coronavirusdailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8319247/Small-number-people-develop-PSYCHOSIS-contracting-coronavirus.htmlis the virus mutating again? we already knew that it was neuroinvasive, but this is a new development.

>>257422836>Plant squash, sweetcorn and runner beans together, in square blocks, not rows, like the native Americans did. The squash leaves prevent weeds, and the runner beans grow up the sweetcorn stems.I'm going to try this, cheers.

>>257422322my dad is like this my mum is pretty tech savvy because of her job, she loses it trying to explain anything like that to my dad lol

end the boredown. open everything up and see how it goes.give the fatties a months notice to start doing daily cardio in preparation.

Went out today, feels like a pretty normal thursday, lots of people and cars around. Has the lockdown ended?

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