Are you growing a quarantine mustache?

>>257399309CHAD

>>257399309Rule of thumb: If you can't grow facial hair, don't grow facial hair.

>>257399309I shaved my beard in February to seal my respirator.

>>257399309Nice face you dont mind if I do a little cum tribute do you?

>>257399309ok ngl this is based

>>257399719Atleast I fit into a phenotype unlike the genetic horror show you see in the mirror every day

>>257399309faces of Holla Forums threads are very blackpilling

>>257400595He looks like he just COOMED

>>257399309You look like you play rough sports like rugby or yankee football. Maybe MMA?

>>257399732im 12 and what is this

Yeah user im growing a beard as well but you cant see it while im wearing this mask

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>>257399592This, they’re a parody of humans.

>>257399687This normallyBut haven’t shaved since before Christmas. I got laid looking like young gandalf two weeks ago. Masks cover it so I took advantage of that and I’m thinking of trimming it today, want to try to get laid again this weekend, got a grand to waste. This was the months ago, it’s three times longer and getting on my nerves. I was going through my purple stage back then.

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>>257400595>Faces of Holla Forums >Dosen't have sauce installed Oh yeah totally original picture my guy.

>>257399309No wonder you’re on Holla Forums

>>257399309You look like the shirtless guy with the shotgun meme.

no because i'm a man, i have a beard.i look nordic as fuck. ango-saxon ethnicity

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>>257401317ew

>>257400969are abomericans really human?

>>257401317You look like a hipster who is on a walk back from starbucks.

>>257401317> no because I'm a manYou say that as you have a juul pod in your mouth you pathetic faggot

>>257401317>>257401518in short: fag

>>257401049Corona Chan was confirmed to destroy your fertility(balls), even if asymptomatic.

>>257401317you look like a massive fucking faggot

It's been 7 weeks. How the fuck do you all not have full beards already. I look like a crazed homeless man.

>>257399309Yes

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>>257399371I had to shave it yesterday after 2 months. I really can’t stand it. My shit looks like a hobo. Went for a tasteful scruff instead.

>>257400969Can’t believe it took this long to get posted

>>257401857Beards look bad at that stage. You gotta push through it.

>>257401746Why is your photo linking to deleted "male feminity" 4chan threads?

Yes

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>>257399309How long does it take for the average /pol user to grow facial hair?

>>257399687I usually let mine grow for weeks before buzzing it, but some chicka said I looked best with a short beard, so I'm doing that now.

>>257401317You look good just try wearing contact lenses

>>257401374>>257401518>>257401555>>257401594>>257401682Why does no one check the fucking filename

>>257401857Mine is really good but I'll probably end up shaving it anyway because it's easier to be clean shaven and I doubt I'll ever get the Edwardian look I so strongly desire. It'd probably only take another month or two to get a mustache like pic related

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>>257399309What quarantine?

>>257401984>thin ass neck>femenine cheek>no cheek bones>3rd gen mexican>beard pattern of a virgin basedboy >havent seen the sun in 2 weeks, only light he sees is the computer screen flashing

>>257406076post face Sven

>>257400007You sure? Mine grows like Depp's and I like it.

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>>257399309yes.

>>257399309Yes.

Already have and not sure if I should keep it

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>>257401984>>257406076>>257407509youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

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>>257399309Growing a mustache so you can tickle your boyfriend’s anus.

>>257399309I did for a while and thought about styling it into handlebars like my great grandpa but then it got annoying as fuck so i shaved it. The end

Yes

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>>257403837Because this board is full of massive fucking retards, no wonder we lose to Jews so badly.

>>257403869GOD DAMMIT NICHOLAS! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCK THINGS UP!?

>>257399309was.

>>257399309>>257401317>>257401984>>257407509>>257408147COVID-Cucks

>>257399309looks like someone took the crackerbanger pill

>>257401317Fuckin hipsters you all look the same

No, but you guys ARE wearing your anti-EMF caps though right?! Just me? What if all the other posters here are just plants and these threads are just ploys to get the select few to post themselves on here. If so, congratulations!! It worked!

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>>257399309I grow a beard between my ass cheeks.

>>257399309N o, I'm still practicing hygiene you disgusting fuck.

>>257412526Based dangleberryanon

>>2573993091/4” beard makes the women wet. Just the right length for that rugged yet clean look.

>>257399309DIOS MIO EL CUCARACHA

REDDIT THREADfaggots

>>257399309lose weight, mutt

>>257399592god biggest mistake living for gods chosen people

>>2574013171000% soi

I've had a mustache since 1995. It only gets more majestic every year, no you can't see it.

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>>257401317built for bbc

Yep

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>>257417163La creatura....

>>257399309Yes.

>>257401317That's a tranny

>>257399309A mix of Clooney and the fat guy from full metal jacket

>>257417186I'm the perfected goyim

>>257400007I can it's just that I have to look homeless for 2 months to get it right because it grows in patches. And because I work in corrections, grooming standard senpai

>>257399309I haven't shaved in over a year, probably won't for at least another

>>257399309>>257401317>>257401984>>257417163>These are the guys saying "I hate niggers"

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>>257418886Thats right you fucking nigger.

>>257417163Ahi Ahi Ahi yo onions la creatura de las america, llaman el guapo

>>257418666>I work in correctionsKill yourself faggot

>>257399309Basado

>>257399637

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>>257419216Why?

>>257401317I see that you are sucking on a blowjob simulator

>>257417771lol

>>257399309Dios mio. Fat mutt #128,395,373

>>257417163Ah, El creatura es muy marron. Dios mio.

>>257399637But then cries about it after

>>257407509What's it like having an extremely feminine jaw? Basically a pubescent girl with some facial hair.

>>257401317Yeah dude you look gay as fuck lmao

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>>257401317Nordics don't look like fat, ugly hipsters.

>>257418886NIgger.

>>257399309>mustacheI wish it was that simple, I look like fucking Duncan Trussel