*blocks you're path*
KEEP YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR WITH YOUR ELBOWS AND KNEES TOUCHING THE SMALL OF YOUR BACK AND CRAWL FORWARD USING YOUR TIBIALIS ANTERIOR WHILE KEEPING YOUR PALMS ON YOUR TORSO
SIR I SAID USING YOUR TIBIALIS ANTERIOR NOT YOUR GASTROCNEMIUS
SIR YOU WILL NEED TO COMPLY OR I WILL SHOOT
BANG BANG BANG
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Shut up and obey! If you make a mistake it is very likely you will not survive! Left hand, yellow.
Sam Hyde has some surprisingly good skits about cops.
Petty bourg in America tend to dislike cops when they aren't beating protesters, rioters, or shoplifters.
idk if Sam is petty bourg, he's more just a piece of shit
Flip a coin. Heads I shoot you in the head, tails I let you go. Don't blame me if it turns up heads, it's the coin's fault and your fault for being within my state sanctioned murder spree safe space.
He comes from a rich family.
His house didn't look that great in all the videos of him bitching at his mom.
Oh, by the way, you're fucked.