It is professor Noam Chomsky's birthday today Holla Forums (December 7th), let us celebrate such a wondrous occasion by writing him a letter one post at a time. I'll start.
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Dear Professor Chomsky,
It is professor Noam Chomsky's birthday today Holla Forums (December 7th)...
Grayson Jones
Camden Hughes
so now that you're old
Liam Hill
do you still think that memes are spicy?
Nolan Martin
And was Lenin really a right-wing deviation?
Isaiah Bennett
scratch that;
Nathan Jones
are traps gay
Liam Young
and if they are
Wyatt Miller
What does gay even mean
Jack Murphy
for this, we must rethink the concept of gayness, must we not?
Kayden Gray
For if traps are not gay, then what is the definition of a trap?