Antifa text adventure

Here's the basic concept: You write in a command, and I'll reply with the result.

– > You are ANTEEFA JACKSON, chairman and CEO of the CHICAGO ANTIFA LTD. You have just PUNCHED a NAZI in the FACE. What will you do now?

call the alt right nazis to make me feel like I did something

Go read a book and stop being an anarkiddie.

Call the supreme leader of the Black Block Society and tell them to send in the ninjas to escort me.

You have just CALLED the ALT-RIGHT by the moniker NAZIS. The NAZI lies down on the ground, in severe, yet completely justified PAIN.
You are correct in your assessment, and receive 2 XP for your efforts.

You produce a BOOK from your satchel and proceed to READ it. This book turns out to be THE CONQUEST OF BREAD by PETER KROPOTKIN. Your IDEOLOGY and COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE both gain 7 points each.

I CALL UP THE DISNEY CORPORATION AND FORCE THEM TO INSERT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN THEIR MOVIES THAT WILL DETROY WHITE BABIES.

You produce your OFFICIAL ANTIFAMOBILE™, paid for in full by your benefactor GEORGE SOROS, call up the BLACK BLOCK SOCIETY to escort and ensure the safety of ANONYMOUS. They successfully do so, and you receive 700 credits for your efforts.

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You produce your OFFICIAL ANTIFAMOBILE™, paid for in full by your benefactor GEORGE SOROS, call up his parter company THE DISNEY CORPORATION, decreeing by force that they insert the SUBLINIMAL MESSAGE modifier into their MOVIES, eventually destroying all WHITE BABIES. Following the release of their next smash hit, FROZEN 2: THE SOCIAL MOBILITY OF THE WORKING CLASS, all WHITE BABIES spontaneously COMBUST when exposed to the film. You receive 7 xp for your efforts.

I call in the antifa super soldiers to kill all white parents and behead all the small business owners

You don't get to bring comrades.

I spend the 700 credits on hard drugs like marijuana that I give away at Christian schools.

You produce your OFFICIAL ANTIFAMOBILE™, paid for in full by your benefactor GEORGE SOROS, call up your local ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIER CELL, and utter the CODEWORD, starting their campaign to UTTERLY DEMOLISH AND COMMIT HOMICIDE on all WHITE PARENTS, along with the brutal BEHEADING of all the SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS. They successfully do so, and you get 9 xp for your efforts.

Read something not idiotic.

That's what they just did

You produce a NON-IDIOTIC BOOK from your SATCHEL. it is the same BOOK as before, THE CONQUEST OF BREAD by PETER KROPOTKIN. You read it in full once again. Your IDEOLOGY and COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE meters both gain 7 points each.

They are #notmycomrades

Kill myself, because I'm obviously too retarded to look at coherent theory and stop my anarkiddie phase.

Don't worry, no labour vouchers for them

You attempt to KILL YOURSELF. You fail, for you are the EMBODIMENT OF THE UPCOMING PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION, THE RESISTANCE 'GAINST ALL FORCES OF HATRED AND OPPRESSION, as well as the HARBINGER OF THE UPCOMING UPHEAVAL OF THE OPPRESSIVE SOCIAL ORDER, and are thus IMMORTAL. You gain 2 xp for your efforts.

suck his cock

Drive home. On the way home stop at the library and check out the complete works of Marx and read it. Then read Bordiga.

Why would I want them?

You attempt to begin the process of SUCKING the currently INCAPACITATED and KEELING NAZI. You lower his PANTS, only to discover an ENDLESS, DARK AND UNKNOWABLE VOID, emanating with INCOMPREHENSIBLE, yet UTTERLY HORRIFYING ENERGY where his COCK should be. Surprised, you put his pants back on, and receive 5 xp for your efforts.

drive my dodge challenger into a crowd out of excitement and blame it on some fat ass

you DRIVE in your ANTIFARRARI, paid for in full by your benefactor GEORGE SOROS to the LIBRARY, funded with TAX DOLLARS to ensure free and equal access to a wealth of KNOWLEDGE and EDUCATION. You loan the complete works of KARL MARX and BORDIGA, and proceed to read them all at once. Your IDEOLOGY, INTELLIGENCE, CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS and COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE meters all gain 400 points each. LEVEL UP!

You drive your DODGE CHALLENGER, paid for in full by your benefactor GEORGE SOROS, into a crowd due to your high EXCITEMENT meter. The crowd of NAZIS all receive severe INJURIES from your DODGE CHALLENGER, paid for in full by your benefactor GEORGE SOROS, and you gain 2 xp for each injured NAZI for your troubles, totalling about 8 xp. It was not a large CROWD.

Start the organic centralist workers party and recruit as many people as I can.

I suck my own cock and upload it to facebook, zootube, twitter, vk.com, and pinterest

You SUCK your own COCK. You RECORD the SUCK, and proceed to UPLOAD it to all VIDEO-SHARING and SOCIAL MEDIA SITES OF RECORD. They all gain 3 MILLION VIEWS each on every platform, and you earn 60 QUADRILLION DANISH KRONER for your efforts.

can I suck his cock now?

You COMMENCE the ORGANISATION of the ORGANIC CENTRALIST WORKERS' PARTY, recruiting as many POTENTIAL PROLETARIAT SUPERSOLDIERS as you can. You later use these in your war to PUNCH every single NAZI in existence, with great success. You receive 50 xp for your troubles.

You attempt again, but the ENDLESS, DARK AND UNKNOWABLE VOID is still there. You put his pants back on, not surprised. You receive 3 xp for your troubles.

They were trying to grab your private property. The work for the SJW, the man with blu hair

Soros?

aye

How many members do I have?

Get em on board I'll call it in!

After I punch him I say "That's for not killing the kikes, niggers and spics fast enough"

The peaceful ethnic cleasing I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Zizek here. But only one honorary aryan.

First one to squeal gets to stay on my ship!

So…WHO PAID YOU TO LEAK THOSE EMAILS?!

WHO PAID YOU TO BREAK THAT STARBUCKS WINDOW

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

What determines the failure or success of an action in this game?

Yes.

the OP posting traps or not

If you wake up with a black cock in our your mom mouth we won, If you wake up in a proto cyber punk dystopia where people are take photos of them self for everything, where you can't live without a smart phone, where every single thing gets commodified, where 13 years old want to be like kim kardashian, where monuments in your city are full of advertising, where we are prioritize civil freedom over political and economical freedom, where 10 people own all the wealth in the world, where workers get fucked in the ass by people who don't work, where you feel alienated from the fruits of your labor and your mom is sucking a black cock in the other room, they won…But somehow because of the last thing it's our faukt

Start watching Sargon Of Akkad Videos.

Embrace Center Left Sargonism

start my own business selling my ass to inmates

He proceeds to cry, realizing you guy were the TRUE NAZIS all along. And he was only a PRETENDER.

Start a dolphin sanctuary and research human-dolphin communication.

Get Ye Flask

Immediately infiltrate the U.S government as an accelerationist, and go full posadist and have good ol George fund Nasa for me. Also I kidnap George Bezos and do disgusting things with his bald heart.

Bring him over!
Tell me about ray why does he wear the mask?

lotta loyalty for a union of egoists

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Who are you quoting?

You currently have 800.000 ANTIFA supersoldiers, evolved from 780.000 POTENTIAL PROLETARIAT SUPERSOLDIERS. A logistical error in the ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIER DEVELOPMENT FACILITY resulted in an increase of 20.000, the phenomena is yet to be explained.

You attempt to UTTER the UTTERANCE, but it contradicts your MORAL CODE and would be UTTERLY REPULSIVE for anyone within their line of sight. You must also not forget your black husband only 20 meters away from you, who is also PUNCHING the NAZIS. You receive 2 xp for your efforts.

You enter YOUTUBE to watch the latest VIDEO made by SARGON OF AKKAD. You are repulsed. You receive 2 xp for your troubles, and an extra 7 points to your REPULSION meter.

TRAPS are as of yet not a feature in this game, but the DEVELOPER nevertheless strongly holds belief that enjoying TRAPS makes you gay.

You get YE FLASK, and you drink from YE FLASK. It is utterly disgusting CHEAP WHISKEY, and you enjoy every drop. You receive 60 xp for your efforts, and gain 8 points to your STRENGTH meter.

You successfully dispense hard DRUGS like MARIJUANA to various CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS around the country. 700 new ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIERS have been added to your party. You receive 4 xp for your efforts.

You LOOK at this POST with utter CONFUSION. It must be the world of an EDGELORD. You receive 1 xp for your efforts.

Strom Soros's house with my anti-fa super soldiers.

You SUCCEED by EXISTING, for your EXISTENCE is RESISTANCE against FASCISM.

you STROM into the GEORGE SOROS ESTATE with your ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIERS. Your benefactor GEORGE SOROS is not home, but a pair of WHITE PARTENTS are. The ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIERS go into a frenzy, and rip the WHITE PARENTS to shreds.

Storm the whitehouse

you STORM the WHITE HOUSE, and your ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIERS rip the PRESIDENT and entire CABINET into shreds. This ACT is HEROIC, and a new era of FREEDOM, EQUALITY and SOLIDARY are soon to come into reality. You receive 7 xp for your efforts.

FULL COMMMUNISM™ NOT AVAILABLE
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You INFILTRATE the U. S. GOVERNMENT and lie undercover for several years with the goals of ACCELERATIONISM in mind. After DECADES of hard work, your plan is put into action and the USA becomes a POSADIST UTOPIA. The entire BUDGET is allocated to bread production, and your benefactor GEORGE SOROS gives 500 QUADRILLION EUROS to the NASA SPACE PROGRAM. FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM has been achieved, and JEFF BEZOS is suffering severely for his sins.

Initiate REALLY EXISTING SOCIALISM.

This STATEMENT is INCORRECT. COMMUNISM is all about FREE STUFF, and thus is also FREE.

ERROR: SOCIALISM already exists.

FULLY AUTOMATE the EXISTING SOCIALISM

ERROR: COMMAND UNKNOWN
INITIATING ANARCHO-PRIMITIVISM
SEARCHING FOR BERRIES…
DESTRUCTING MATERIAL CIRCUMSTANCES

Wtf is going on

NUKE the ENTIRE PLANET

SOCIALISM is already FULLY AUTOMATED. Read the previous posts.

Gather my Antifa supersoldiers and storm NORAD, then initiate a nuclear strike on all the world's nuclear powers.

I go home to shitpost on leftpol.

Lmao retard literally learn some fucking history

Homestuck is shit though

You should create a role-playing manual so that the folks who aren't you can play on any image board that does dice throws.