Reactionaries in America are destroying their Keurigs after Keurig removed advertisements from Hannity's show (because...

shit i was gonna post the 'whoa, thats based' webm but i cant find it now.

He's been all over the news because he's been accused of raping kids, and lots of other stories have come out related to that (like his approval ratings have gone up with Alabama evangelicals since the accusations, his son being an utter piece of shit, and so on).

The definitive Keurig thread

twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/929978976738660352

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Keurigs are shit and pollute the environment with more waste, tbh.
They're still acting like Luddites and we should laugh at them, though.

Conservative America doesn't produce enough wealth to justify that to shareholders.

Texan here. Conservatives have plenty of money here.

Hipster coffee machine? The fuck? I've seen it in offices and suburban homes. It's mainstream.

Yeah. A 'hipster' coffee machine would be a coffee press or some shit. The word has lost all it's meaning.

Why is consent in there?

Roy Moore was outed as a pedophile and the family values crowd has decided that's ok because he hates faggots and niggers. As bad as burger liberals are, their mild-reactionary counterparts are much worse. supporting either is a dead end and you shouldn't support liberals against conservatives

Good, these little shits make horrible coffee while being super wastef-
Mein gott.

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What do they possibly hope to achieve here

nothing, its virtue signaling for the right. If liberals and leftists don't like something, that something must be supported no matter the cost.
kinda like ☭TANKIE☭s tbh

TRIGGERED LIBCUCK??

SWINE

Hipster basically is mainstream now.
definition has changed.

A modern hipster would be a leftist who actually reads books and avoids social media and corporate nonsense (eg. everything).

Grats on them for giving their targets free publicity.

Just in time to buy the brand new Nespresso (tm) model!

The Roy Moore drama is like a week old already, you can take off your tinfoil.

Turkish coffee is the fucking shit. So good, it just takes to long to make sometimes

So I can understand why he's destroying it but what's the point of leaving the full cup of coffee there while doing it?

this unfortunately

this fucking guy

I disagree a modern hipster would be someone who tries to mix radical leftism and poptimism imo

Kurags deserved it.

lmfao fucking based

They're idiots for having bought one in the first place. The worst part is that they'll get tired of not having coffee (because they're too lazy to brew their own) and buy another one. Seriously, this is retardation on a whole new level.

It's just so easy. It's not even fair to call him a skilled troll. He's fighting mentally retarded children.

Grandpa had to buy the coffee maker in order to destroy it.
That'll show them.

I once had a one night stand with a woman who traveled with her Keurig so in the morning we had good coffee instead of hotel coffee.

Unrelated, I just like telling that story.

Meme the keurig thing into some sort of anticapitalist crusade against big business

God, you love that video, huh? It's ok, we know you're closeted.

Even porkies just have the fancy brand of Keurig.
Also why would these people be ok with scalding water in plastic but worried about poor quality water?

dropped

Pedos get the bullet.

Porky pls.

the whole issue was about defending a creep porking 14 year olds, he actually did a splendid job bringing up the absurdity and immorality of the Keurig boycott.

I don't understand. I thought Socialists were the only people who ever drank coffee.

Good, even the inventor said his invention was a polluting piece of shit.

I hate what "based" became. I genuinely love lil B

So these people are insisting nothing is real in a carefully research story with four on the record statements from victims but do believe Hillary Clinton was part of a child cannibalism and sex ring in a pizza restaurant.

Amazing.

Who the fuck knows? Reminds of when they burned NFL memorabilia because of the Kaepernick thing or when they went to Starbucks just to ask the staff member to write "Trump" on their cups (which had to be the worst one because they were actually giving business to the company they disliked).

Maybe it's my utilitarian bias here but I have no understanding whatsoever of why someone would do these things because they are actually hurting the cause they're trying to defend because they make the right look fucking retarded.