Greetings...

Greetings, I've just come back from a board meeting! We reached a consensus that your little political forum is of interest to me and my fellow Job Creators™. I'll get straight to the point:

Have you been dreaming of a communist revolution lately, but having troubles reaching to working class folks?

We have a SoluTion™ for you! Offering 1 million dollars for purchase this community, we shall employ a number of paid staff dedicated to improve the functionality, popularity as well as modernize this place. There will be SocialMedia™ like and share buttons beneath each post, as well as upvote buttons. We also implement a large-scale advertisement campaign that our marketing team will take care of. We will also be hiring regulars within this community to recommend a Book of the Month™ that will be promoted at -20% off Deal™ and a Full Package Deal™ of Lefty Pol Required Reading™ with a cheap prize of 500 dollars, containing 15 paperback books + 5 e-books of your choice. For those in the working class who can not afford, we offer Flexible Payment Schedules. We also plan opening a communism-themed Revolutionary™ Merchandise E-Store to offer action figures based off of your favourite communist heroes, such as Carl Markson, Frederick Angel and Bernard Sanders! But wait, there's more! We will also plan to quickstart a music label called rEVOLutionary Records™' that will give a much-needed platform for your most beloved communist hip-hop and punk-rock musicians! Neat, huh? I bet the "normals" will love this!

I would like the manager of this place to contact me by e-mail, and the regular visitors to offer feedback on potential interest in the SoluTion™ we have to promote your lovely tight-knit community! Say, have we reached a deal, folks?

WOULD YOU SEIZE THE Business Opportunity™ MEANS OF PRODUCTION
OR JUST LET IT SLIP?

Well I'd be a fool to pass this up, Mr. Goldberg.

sold

Excellent! Looking forward to Future that our Community™ holds.

You can ban me now(as you wish)

now this is the kind of shitpost I look forward to.

"Shitpost"? No, just an Honest Deal™!

you can't fool me, porky!

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10/10 shitpost mate continue the great work.