Zizek is dying

This is from a lecture from a few weeks ago. Zizek nearly had a heart attack on stage as you can clearly see. Only if you post "Drop weight, comrade!" can you extend his life expectancy by 1 week. Dubs with the same message add a month.

You are not allowed to post "Dr*p dead, Zizek!" ITT! That would have the opposite effect.

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Drop weight, comrade.

God, what the fuck do we after Zizek drops dead?

Drop weight, comrade!

Drop dead, Zizek!

Don't do coke kids.

Drop dead, Zizek

is this loss?

Drop weight, Zizek! Please I need your Lacanian analysis as the world goes into the absurd toilet of Rick and Morty riots.

Oh shit.

What's the difference between listening to Zizek and watching Rick and Morty, like honestly

Well R&M fans are just a bit smarter.

I can listen to Zizek when I mow the lawn, can't do that with Rick and Morty.

Unlike Zizek, Rick & Morty requires a high Autism Level.

Fisting.

Forgive me lord, for I have sinned.

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Go back ta Holla Forums uwu

holy shit

das it mane

leftypol pornhub channel when?

I'm not Holla Forums. I just don't know what can be gained from listening to Zizek.

You can't fool me

This should be spread around in porn boards and websites lmao Imagine a guy jacking off to this thinking it's a woman but it's Zizek panting

Mods can back me up.

I refuse to believe you

That's fine.

I don't get it.

Good. Glad we got that straightened out then.

Yeah, I'm glad we both agree you like the Rick and Morty of theorists.

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Rick and Morty is petit bourgeois liberal shite.

And you're still Holla Forums.

Sounds like Zizek

Getting your documentary hosted by Netflix for at least a year and a half is actually the sign you're doing something right not wrong. Disagree with me and I'll spam an entire thread with pictures of Richard Spencer.

Sounds like you should go back to Holla Forums.

Can you two nerds just shut the hell up

fucking dis, my got

He's going to accuse you of being Holla Forums now

I'm actually horrified that someone has that many spencer pics saved.

No you.


You got what? AIDS from Dickie Spencer?


>>>Holla Forums

Drop weight, comrade!


Are there any young people worthy of replacing Zizek & Chomsky?

To be fair, you have to have a very high Autism Level to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ricks existential catchphrase Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmons genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 Autism Level points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

It could always be (You)

No all we have are Youtuber E-celebs who are more intent on giving their audience SMUG so they can compete with JOHN OLIVER and Stephen Colbert.

Drop weight, comrade!
Jesus Christ, please do.

To be fair, you have to have a very high Autism Level to understand Zizek. The sniffing is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Lacanian psychoanalysis most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Zizeks dialectical outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Zizek truly ARE the ones eating from the trash can of ideology- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zizeks existential catchphrase My gott, pure ideology, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as his genius wit unfolds itself on the pages of his books. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Zizek tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 Autism Level points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

this REALLY made me think

4/10

Refuah sheleimah!!!

Fuck off Anal Water.

Drop weight, comrade!

Drop weight, comrade!

Drop wieght, comrade

Fucking disgraceful.

Angela Negal, and whatever communalist shit comes out of Rojava.

noice

Drop weight, comrade!

OP explained that is the wrong thing to say, user!

He's probably a Chomsky fan, that's why.

To be fair, you have to have a very high Autism Level to understand Hegel. His explanation of the evolution of consciousness and dialectics is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of metaphysics most of the concepts will go over a typical reader's head. Theres also Hegel's outlook on idealism, which is deftly woven into his personality- his philosophy draws heavily from Kant's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these concepts, to realise that theyre not just theories- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hegel truly are idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the truth in Hegel's humourous quote "If facts contradict to my theory, the worse for the facts", which is a cryptic reference to when Hegel had demonstrated that the number of planets cannot exceed seven in his docent thesis "Dissertatio philosophica de orbitis planetarum" which happened in the same years as when the astronomer Piazzi discovered a new planet. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as his genius wit unfolds itself on the pages of his books. What fools.. how I pity them.

Drop the dead weight, comrades!

Drop weight comrade!

8/10

Drop weight, comrade!

DROP WEIGHT, COMRADE!

I knew all that cheese dip was gonna catch up to him eventually

Hapastalin

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sup Holla Forums

I wish Roo actually wrote this.

Speaking of which, where has that faggot gone? I kinda miss him

Mein gott…

"Drop weight, comrade!"

I'll try comrade!

He was remembering when he got btfo at 37:42
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Finally, a porn channel I can FAP to!

This was thoroughly enjoyable, thank you.

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Man that guy was bullying the hell out of Sniffer.

I think Zizek is in somewhat decent shape for a guy his age. Putting on a little extra weight is natural and even healthy at that age. It's Wolff that needs to get fit.

Drop dead, meatcuck.

Absolute STATE of Self

drop weight fist man

Sample more Zizek and put them in videos of girls masturbating. Name them like "Pure White Aryan Squirts" and such. Goldmine.

Zizek has type 2 diabetes & some heart problems so no unfortunately he is not healthy

smacked out jew>>>>>>>>>>>>>coked up croats

That lecture was pretty funny because at the end during the QandA some chick basically called Zizek out for being afraid of the very lacanian theory he puts forward.

fuck off

That was nothing. But he needs to lose weight.


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Kys

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My Gott

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