Can Holla Forums explain their autismal hate-boner for this guy?

Can Holla Forums explain their autismal hate-boner for this guy?

He's a charlatan whose business model is nearly identical to Edison, and who spends an unknown amount of cash making his underperforming businesses and himself seem superhuman. Most of his money comes from the multiple hundreds of billions in public funding he has got, and the credit that should go to the hundreds of engineers, programmers and laborers who created "his" inventions go to feeding his egomania. On top of that, he mistreats the staff and blames it on "union spies." What's not to hate about him?

He's not the ayylmaos that we were promised.

He's hardcore anti-union and is a stealth uggo.

In addition to this, several of his projects, like the giant multi billion dollar hole for nothing and the hyperloop, reek of tax scam.

is he /ourguy/ now?

SolarCity is beaten by coops
Telsa is beaten by GM
SpaceX is a waste of ressources - Space Exploration should be a stricly public adventure
Hyperloop just doesn't work
He knows fuckall about AI and infrastructure yet act aq omniscient on them

He cannot make a profit and survives on public money which could go elsewhere
The working conditions in his companies are a fucking nightmare - so much that people usually left said companies after 3 months. Telsa gigafactory has an absurd amount of work-related injuries he doesn't care about.

Telsa for that matter is the only car manufacturer without a Union - thanks to Musky.

If something bad happens in his companies, he (and his drones) ignore it. If something good happens, he (and he alone) takes full credit.

Last but not least, despite failing repeatly and starting 1000 impossible projects at once, he's hailed as Capitalism Innovator Space Jesus. He's the epitome of porky memes.

well, he is capitalist piece of shit for oneā€¦

just wanted to post this pic

being rich makes you more attractive in more ways than one

Has he had work done on his jaw or is that just because of the angle?

I am shocked

Yeah, being rich can get you cosmetic surgery. I've heard of this.

Tesla SAVES AUSTRALIA by building a Dyson sphere out of triple AAA batteries.

Based!

Unless that angle makes light curve, looks like surgery to me.

Both in all likelihood.

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for proving Stallman right with Tesla.

This

He's the archetype of the bloodless, union-hating, out of touch, corporate welfare-drinking Silicon Valley capitalist that gets idolized by places like Reddit. He's the Peter Molyneux of engineering.

Extremely apt.

Don't you mean Todd Howard?

Todd doesn't even come close to Peter in his prime.
Todd is the farce to Molyneux's tragedy.

This. Todd is such a meme because he's active in a time where everything's on camera.