Theresa May

What are Holla Forumss thoughts on mumm- i mean Theresa May?

A few months ago she brought in the most draconian internet surveillance measures in the history of the west: the Snooper's Charter. She also outlawed facesitting.

Just recently she's been trying to bring in a law to take away voting rights from 'trolls' that are abusive towards politicians online. This is a worrying development - will the government expand the definition to mere insults or just criticism of politicians? Do you think if some sick person was, just for example, writing erotic fanfiction about a politician they could lose the right to vote?

she's setting up all the precedents we need.

Do you think if some sick person was, just for example, writing erotic fanfiction about a politician they could lose the right to vote?
This has actually been a way to get imprisoned for years, something about the Spice Girls.

Not if they use a VPN

She's really rocking that iron lady vibe she obviously is trying to go for

She's the confirmation that brits shouldn't ever let a woman to power

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lads…

I dream of my prime minister keeping me in a dungeon where she takes out her frustration on me after work.

Barking orders at me to disrobe or else. Forcing me to service her cunt with my tongue, sitting on my face and crushing my balls with her heels while calling me a filthy peasant. I imagine she stands above me, squats down and handles my erect penis into her cunt, then begins aggressively gyrating while looking down at me with a cold ruthless stare.

At this point I've developed stockholm syndrome and I start pleading "mummy please horsey" over and over again until one day she finally relents. She lies face down with her backside presented to me and reaches back with her hands so I can do horsey and I savour the feeling of getting to hold mummies hands tight. As I mount her I am overcome with lust and go berserk.

I make whimpering noises as I near completion and scream 'mummy' as I cum. I hear a change of tone in mummy may's voice - she sounds kinder, gentler and asks me if I'd like a nightcap. She unbuttons her shirt and reveals her breast and lets me suckle her while she strokes my hair. I feel a warm glow, knowing I have finally earned mummies love.