theguardian.com
Bloodstained ice axe used to kill Trotsky emerges after decades in the shadows
Ryder Nelson
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Ryder Martin
It's a sign.
We have to kill Trotsky again!
Hudson Robinson
Stalinstache was banned twice today in other thread. As bad as you may think of Trotsky, he has been cut some slack today.
Aiden Murphy
Because if he'd used a pistol or a knife then he couldn't say "ICE to see you." I mean, yeah, he could have, but it wouldn't make any sense.
Ian Wood
just wanted to post this
Anthony Garcia
Well he was killed by a Mexican so he would have been saying 'hielo para conocerte' anyway. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Joshua Anderson
Will this be put in a Russian museum?
Good.
Joseph Miller
Hey, at least we showed those god damned brocialists!
James Jackson
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Blake Howard
So are there any hugely elaborate "Trotsky isn't dead" conspiracy theories? Because the whole "the murder weapon disappeared and was under some chick's mattress for 40 years"-thing seems like fertile ground.
Alexander Baker
Becomes irrelevant once his new followers start splitting harder than his skull that one time
Joseph Hill
It seems its job is not yet finished
Easton Flores
IMAGINE THE SPLITTING
Tyler Bennett
Imagine the deforestation that would result from increase is general Trot paper production.
Wyatt King
It would set up a chain reaction and release so much revolutionary potential that capitalism would just collapse on its own.
Liam Sanchez
Will finbol use it to kill muke?
Levi Russell
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Nolan Fisher
We need to bury the axe with the Trotskyists though.
Noah Flores
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Xavier Hughes
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Liam Nelson
Trotsky was a crypto fascist
Jayden Allen
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Alexander Williams
no
Nolan Carter
I keep imagining just a thousand bigbangs
Tyler Foster
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Alexander Gray
He was killed by an spaniard actually; en.wikipedia.org
Aaron Hill
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Robert Brooks
really makes you think
Kayden Mitchell
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