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i ask is there a faster mammal than sonic the heghgehog? i mean my gott he musht be the fastest hegeghhog around and so on

…They skate in big circles with flips that intensify head go back and forth inside anus pleasure that was made more intense by the physics of the momentum achieve by skating velocity and they came

Yuuri finished smearing vasoline all over his naked head. "Viktor, are you absolutely positive that this is safe for either of us?" he asked as Viktor finished smearing KY jelly over his own head.
"Yes, Yuuri, I have calculated that this is the maximum training effort for the most pleasure as well" said Viktor with logical certinaty. "Then we have to be extra careful that we do no injure" said Yuuri. They both were naked except they had ice skates on. "Who will go first" "I will say Viktor. "Then I will begin phase one" and he begin to prepare anus of Viktor for penetration elasticity by finger it with thumb. Viktor moan giddy and was in pleasure too and he said "Now I am ready, prepare for phase two" and then Yuuri insertion entire hand into Viktor anus and make it back and forth motion. "uunnnnnhrhhghgh, YUURI" say Viktor. "Now I will enter the final phase" said Yuuri and Yuuri take head and insert entire head into Viktor Anus. Yuuri begin rapid thrusting entire head in and out of Viktor anal cavity anmd then Yuuri say "I am ready, now do me!" so they got in a circle and Viktor insert fast entire head into Yuuri anus so they were in each others' anuses with each others heads inside and they were moving and thrusting heads inside each others anuses. "Now we SKATE" said Viktor muffled voice inside Yuuri colon and they begin synchronized ice skating while still heads inside each others anus. They skate in big circles with flips that intensify head go back and forth inside anus pleasure that was made more intense by the physics of the momentum achieve by skating velocity and they came on ice.

all i wanna be is ___

I am so ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ . so fucking ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ . why do you have to do this to me. you made me ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ and i cant control myself. if i wasnt so fucking ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ iwould be living the life. but no, im am fucking ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ and i have to live in this shithole. which doesn't help because im so fucking ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ. no one has come to help me so far. that is also making me ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ. everyone is so shit and it makes me so ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ i just cant contain my ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ self. i just need help to deal with my ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚƋ self. please anyone help me. i am still so fucking ṬŘƗǤĠɆ҉ṜḚ

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Ah..finally finish my last wank, I remember that when I was little in primary school, one day I walk with my friend then he said "fuck"! I ask him what does fuck mean? he said its a swearing word but also it means sex then he show me the sex action. When it was 9 o'clock I opened my Android tablet and search "Fuck" then it comes up Xnxx, Pornhub, Xvideos😂😂, I go in the Xnxx website then I saw the sex videos, my face was red, I opened my mouth😳 and my dick is shaking😂😂, I though that I was gonna dead😨, I go to the toilet and hit, punch my dick😂😂, I was very scared😨 next day I open the tablet again and search "fuck", I feel exciting when my dick is shaking😂😂, after a year I learn how to wank, I wank about 3 and half years, my body is getting bad, my kidney feel tired😞, I don't wanna wank anymore, not because that I'm the weakness because I'm so tired, good bye wank, I want to have the girls body not just wanking at home like a faggot😊 For my learning and my kidney, good bye wank, I will remember you, the new of user will coming in next year😊 "Say no to wank from me and you start😃" (True story from my life)
NO! I wank again, again and again, ahhhhhh….so high and relaxing, NO WTF! My kidney feel hurt again, my heart feels so disappoint, when the people in school ask me hows your last wank bro?😒, I always said no I don't wank anymore cunt😝, but the fact is I wank again and again😒, the crazy thing is that I wank about 16+ times on last weeks😒 So tired, I feel the life is boring😒, I want to go to sleep and keep dreaming my beautiful future life😊, bye bye hopefully today is my last wanking😊 'Ah….it actually is so high asf I just wanna wank one more time, NO WTF! Say no to wank from me and you start😉'

My bf and I have been dating for about a year, both seniors in college. His dream was to go into an extremely competitive field after graduation and he had been interviewing with a company in this field since October. He went through several rounds of interviews, but was rejected in the final round at the very beginning of February.
He has no other offers lined up and virtually all the jobs in his chosen field are gone, so he must now apply for jobs in other fields.
He has completely SNAPPED.
Before he was a goofy, somewhat anxious, yet sweet and funny Chinese guy. After his rejection he has turned into like…a parody of a gangster rapper.
He has started sleeping through all his classes and just being irresponsible in general, and I understand that he is feeling the sting of rejection and might be a bit depressed, but it goes further than that.
He spends 80% of the day in bed watching Lil Wayne videos on YouTube. He googles the lyrics and 'raps' along. When he's not watching the videos, he's 'freestyling'. Basically he says the following phrases over and over again for 20+ minutes at a time
Get bitches, get moneyI slay niggasI get all the pussyThese hoes on my dickBitches love my dickI make every pussy wetIma kill a nigga
Basically, variations of that over and over again. I'M NOT JOKING.
Sometimes he will look out our apartment window and if he sees girls walking by, he'll turn to me and say "WOW, those bitches are fine. I bet they want my dick" and stuff like that. He never used to say anything like that.
He has started referring to me as "bitch"…in a not nice way.
I am really upset and confused because he never acted this way before. I have asked him to stop, told him it's making me sad, breaking my heart and he just won't stop.
He had begun to see a therapist(at my urging) a few weeks ago and stopped going after 2 sessions and called his therapist a "nigger faggot".
Tonight we went out to dinner and he leaned into his drink and made a slurping noise and said "This is what it sounds like when I'm eating all those other bitches' pussies".
WTF. I can't do this for much longer.
Is this relationship salvageable? Was this the kind of guy he was all along and now he is just showing this side because he's stressed/upset about the job?
I'm so sad and I can't take this anymore….

BRIGHT NOAH CRHORNICLES 2: THE JOHN gundam

CHAPTER 1: THE CREATIN OF THE JOHN GUNDAM


Meanwhile Johnny noah who was birght nowahs brother was at the anaheim making the john gundam. "Johnny Noah you are fired for making a too powerful weapon for the wrong hands" "No you are wrong, the john gundam's guns will make peace by stopping war." "No, it will fall into the wrong hands because I am the wrong hands!" and the Anahem ceo shot johny with gun and said "Now I will steal this gundam and take over the neo zong, not even brigh noah can stop me." And then nina purplton who was old now said "NO, THE GUNDAM IS STOLEN, WE MUST ALArM" and she hit the alarm. The alarm was going off because the gundam was being stolen and there was panic from the alarm. "What is the alarm going for" said old Keith who was fifty years old and then Kou who was also old said "I think it is the gundam being stolen, it is time" and he ran to the hagner where the gundam was being stolen "I have dealth beore, I can stop the gundam stolen again." and he got into a nother cgundam called the kou gundam becauser nina named it after him.

CHPTER 2: THE BRIGHT ESCAPE


Birght noah was in the noe zeon prisoner cell when he realized tht the guard had moe crush on him with his ripple muscles. "I can use this girl" and then he took off his pants and said "Yoo hoo~" and showed his butt. the guard said "BRIGHT SAMAAAA~" and she walked towards the bars but then he took her head by putthing his arm through between the bars and then he hit her haid againts the bards until she was uncosncious. "Sorry baby, next time maybe we can have sex with you new hole." and then he took the keys and got out.

CHAPTER 3: THE POOL ATTACK

But then Bright Noah was running with his new guns and he ran into the neo-zeon bases pool. "I can't run across water" thoguht birght as he then looked at the water. but then the guards came and said "BRIGHT NOWAH IS HERE, HE MUST BE DEAD BY US THROUGH KILLING" and so they came out with grenade launchers and shot grenades at him. "Looks like I have to use my secret skill!" and bright noah jumped into the pool and then dolphin flipped up back out and then kicked all the grenades back to the neo zoen soldiers in the mouth and they exploded, which made hole in pool that made the water drain. "good, I can walk through this hole in the pool and tunnel to escape." and he went into the hole.

CHAPTER 4: THE TUNNEL OF FATE

Birght noah took grenades from exploded guards and said "no, the hole tunnel does not have room to lead to a room, I must make room to get to a room" because it would collapse and he would again face severe death. Bright Noah then took grenade and then pulled pin and hit it with his slap hand like tennis racket and the speed and the blowing up made more room for tunnel. "Good, like this I can tunnel to the other more lower basement rooms." so he kept making room with his new tennis grenade technique. But thne he got to secret door and he said "That is ood, what is a room door doing here" and he got there and there was experiment room! There was test tubes with people that were dead in it because they were mutants. "I think this is the work of mad scientists" said bright noah and he walked through.

CHAPTER 5: THE DANGER ROOM

Suddnely there was birght light. "HAHAHA, you have fallen into my trap, now there is trap for you!" and Bright said "FUCK YOU HAAMMAAAAN" with his anger. and then the newtype supersoldiers that were robot and big large muscles came into teh room that was the experiment chamber room and started hitting him with their fists. But bright fought back wit his hands and said "I will show you how a real man fights with his fists!!!" and he started bright slaping them with his hands that were more efecticve because he had the force of justice with them. "HAHAHA, you only have two hands!!!" and more came with more hands that he could not block them "Is this the end of birhgt noah" said bright noah, but suddnely there was explosion as Haman left. a black cloaked figur came and helped bright "Let me help you bright, i am your only hope" the black figure said with his confiedendce and he started bright slapping them too, and the two of them started fightign them with bright. Bright had two grenads left and and pulled the pin and threw it at the black figur and he said "Quickly!" and then the black figur nodded and birhgt noah kicked the grenade and then the black figure kciked the grenade again and it hit more of hte newtpe superdoldiers and more of them exploded. They did it again, but then bright said " Ihave no more granads, what do i do!" and then the figur said "Dont worry I have mine!" and he used his grenades and they uysed their combo double tennis grenade kicks to beat them all until they were all dead. "Thanks friend, but I don't know who you are" bright said with thanks. the figure turned to birght and said "I'm Batman."

CHAPTER 6: THE REVALING

But then batman was sad and frowned. "But that is only my mask that reveals who I really am. I owe you the truth because you were once my partner in justice." and batman took off his mask and it was char. "CHAARRRRRRRRRRR" Bright said with his surprise and anger and cunfousion. "Yes, Batman is my new mask, the newtype nanomachines from aumro made me see how I had betrayed my legacy as char by being evil and dropping the asteroid." "But how did you live" "The newtype magic made my pod re-enter earth. Kamille tried to be the current batman but he was too brain damaged to do it so I am now batman, I am now back to quattro justice to atone for my evil sins." "Okay but how do we get out" and then char batman put his maks back on. "I have been able to sneak into the base with my stealth, I will show you how to get out but you must stealth with me" and birght said "A noah must always learn how to stealth, it is the ancient manhood way of the noah family." and bright followed char batman through teh ceiling hole with stealth climbign.

CHAPTER 7: THE JOHN GUNDAM STRIKES!

The john gundam had 100 funnels that were all deadly like the newtype force of murder. The ceo man said "Now there is no way to stop my plans" and he laughed and pushed the funnel button that made them go on. Teh funnels were a lot so they protected the john gundam with the funnel shields while his 100 vulcans shot at all the jegans with their invincible bullets. "Hahaha, nothing can stop my plans now!!!" and he shot at them with more of his 1000 vulcans that were on the john gundam. then he said "what can this do" and then he used the space flamethrower that made the jegans melt with damage. Then Char Batman sensed the John Cgundam with his bat newtype sense That was accurate. "Bright noah I sense that there is a big murdering comeing to add to the murder. But I sense help nearby." so they went fuarther to the end of the base where they could get out with stealth walking. but then there were more guards, and char batman said "No, we must stealth more" "Now is not hte time for stealth, now is the time to determine the victor of justice." so they both fight the guards. The guards were smarter because they were the more elite guards but they were no match for birght and char batman because they had the pure spirit of burning justice with them.

Its time for some Game Theory.

Jesus PLEASE SUCK MY DICK.

This is now a Tiny Warlock Education thread

The only thing Knuckles is good for is shitty memes.

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it–you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now…Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.