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Look, it's not my fault you fell in love with me. I'll do my best not to break your heart.
Just got home from work. Burning a spliff on my back porch with my laptop. Doing some research into making some money on the side.
Sucks you work nights.
hai bard desu
A rare picture of sinni
Please don't fantasize about my dick.
george wishes his cock was as big as a black dudes
I have no interest in you beyond your taste for c++, or in long penises. So you're safe.
penis size is inversely proportional to brain size :')
If that's how you justify your tiny wiener, then more power to you
You only like short penises?
I spent an hour the other day compiling Qt in a Docker image, it was pretty hot.
it's not that small..........
loafie on suicide watch
just called us gay a second ago
Loafie is some kinda suicide squad
no thank you
I am not
I am only one man, I cannot be a squad of any kind
Sounds like a sexy time
Using the term "man" very liberally there.
well I'm not a woman and I'm not an inanimate object
My right ear is deaf and ringing and my left is on the blink
I hope this is just a wax buildup
So many union jacks
GOD SAVE THE BLOODY QUEEN
Time to pull a Van Gogh and hope it makes you a successful artist.
Because you have one or your SO has one? :^)
I kept changing the ./configure flags though so I wasted a lot of time rebuilding.
Holy shit. 3 more quests and I'm done with FF14's base game.
Sup with you guys?
Sounds like hot foreplay
Would I also be barred entry from the UK for saying Allah is gay?
i HOPE SO, WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR WHITE TRASSH SHITBAGS LIKE U
56% PIGGU GO HOME
Doesn't mean that I'm not at least partially homosex. I'm no hypocrite.
Well you're no fun.
You should try to get blood vessels moving to your head to swell your eardrums. Go for a jog, or straight up hang upside down off your bed for a few minutes.
If it persists, you might have serious tinnitus or something else wrong.
What about me? Can I be a britbong? I have friends with fucked up teeth. I'm like honorary britbong
Yes, we can trade citizenship. I want to be Freedom and die from not being able to afford medical care in the wake of a totally preventalbe gun related "mental health" attack.
If only I fought for ISIS and let in.
I actually lied
it is "that small"
You have a very media-influenced view of Burgerland, huh?
I mean, the dying from lack of medcare is pretty on point, but our gun violence isn't THAT much of an epidemic. Only in the primarily black cities. Not even being racist.
I would like to apply to be American because I want some of yuh freedom
Well NOW clearly we need pics
the no thank you was entirely truthful though
I can assure you with 100% certainty it is indeed not a micropenis
Not like the worn out, beating a dead horse, tooth joke. I mean. No. Sorry. That is totally original. Good thinking. I can see why you teach.
You keep making claims and offering no proof. I'm imagining like, an outie belly button in place of a dick.
This country is fucked and SJWs are still trying to fuck its corpse.
My jokes are childish because I'm surrounded by minors. Your statements are retarded because, well..
is the idea that my penis isn't so small that it's a medical condition really so difficult to believe
statistically the chances of me having one is far far lower than those of me not having one
The lack of aggression or ability to assert any form of dominance hints at a severely depleted testosterone reserve pumping in Loafie's body. This would indicate either a micro penis or a vagina.
Wish, you did this
DONTCHU TALKA BOUTTA MA GUN VIOLENCE LIKE DAT!!!!!!!!
He could be a really hairy woman! Ohhhh shit! Plot twist of the fucking century!
No, you see, your penis is so small that you have trouble finding it cause it's so greatly influenced by one mechanical fluctuation in the fabric of space-time. And, when you're having intercourse with a woman, she can only know where your penis is or how fast it's moving because it's small enough and light enough to be fully-governed by the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
you make an excellent point scoots
how should I go about obtaining more testosterone?
Like, I'm left leaning politically but you guys are at levels of full retard.
Give me personal information and factoids about Soto
We now know da sekrets
You aren't eligible for a working visa without a job offer. Your employer must demonstrate the job you are being offered cannot be performed by a US citizen. You can only stay in the US for 90 days without a visa.
alternatively if I take off my clothes and look between my legs I can see my penis
Is prostitution still a profession?
IMPLYING EVERYONE ON THE LEFT HERE IS AN SJW OBESE DYKE WHO HATES MEN
Oh, you're both females?
WHAT DID I DO?
He's a Guatemalan that does coke and fucks traps.
About it, really.
Gets soto's spic'ness correct
Finally, someone has learned. Good job. Everyone always calls him a mexican. SMH
I need personality traits if you want this fanfiction to be chuckle worthy all the way through. You offered.
Suck a couple dicks.
Tsuchi pls help the UK is a fucking joke now. ;~;
Does being a special snowflake count as a job?
Sorry to disappoint, no, we are both males.
For men? only in red states.
I live in a red state
You want a job?
I politely decline your offer
Also, Loco, did you look into that Summer camp thing? It's like your easiest in to the states and you get 30(?) days of travel time after the camp lets out
With full on 7.8s?
pls help the UK is a fucking joke now
wants to move the USA
Let us be honest though, Shetlands aren't a real part of Great Britain. So what would Amy know.
Wait. Where did I offer anything?
He basically tries to hump anything with a pulse with really bad pickup lines that seems to work on con traps. He's an alcoholic, a weeb and says "lmao" at the end of literally everything.
Churchill is rolling in his grave.
The one shop on the island hired a fag
BRITAIN IS IN DECLINE
moves to the US
goodnight my friends
Thinking the UK is fucked
Buying into alt-right propaganda
"The UK is full of SJW" after an ignorant right-wing population voted out of the EU
Since you insist, we are both average, he's a bit bigger.
say it back
be named after SHIT
be called shetland because that is how you pronounce SHIT LAND by the locals
The fuck is yurt?
This is about more than SHITland. It's about Count Dankula nit being allowed to make shit jokes about Nazis.
Does that make you more submissive than him?
Forms a cult of outrage in response to THE cult of outrage
My bad. G names.
Now why would you think that.
Aomeome has literally been convicted of veing "grossly offensive" because he made a poor joke about Nazis. I don't think it is alt-right propaganda when even left leaning "comediennes" are calling out that it's bull.
>>>>>confusing me with a closeted street shitter
I am legitimately offended.
You made it up.
You mean "fenian" slang
What this country needs is a good, hard, gulag'ing.
I have the attention span of a trouble child on track. It's not like it was intentional.
I need to fucking sleep more.
No NO NO NO then even more jokes will be
Jesus ScooT don't do this to me. ;~;
Yeah pretty much all of the UK is rallying behind him. The law is the law, filming yourself saying "gas the jews" is technically a hate crime and I'm sure his sentence will be super minimal. This is being blown out of proportion because everything is politicized nowadays. He made a dumb mistake and was called out on it by justice because he was quite literally breaking the law. End of story. This isn't the new gestapo or anything stupid like that.
Do you mean "on crack"?
Please kill me for I am not well
Just a guess and such.
Except that in relation to speech and especially comedy/satire the intent is important. This was a pretty blatant example of thought crime, to the point that the prosecution just said they think he was actually racist so he must be.
A judge made a dumb decision and now a man will be fined 150 squid for a facebook video.
Meanwhile in the US
came into class expecting my test results from monday
but professor was like "haha you get those next week...also you have another test next week too. get fucked retards lmao"
I can't watch Samurai Jack without hearing Uncle Iroh anymore.
I swear I'm an adult
Meanwhile in the US: you don't get a criminal conviction for making poorly thought out jokes.
Meanwhile, in the US, a man gets shot with his trousers down. And no one cares becasue he is a black
Meanwhile in the US at least we're still part of NATO
with all due respect maybe the dumb nigger should've learned how to wear a pair of trousers
Also, like, do you not get how legal precedents work?
I tohught youw ere going to bed.
nobody said goodnight to me, even when I specifically asked for it :(
because brexit means out of NATO
BREXIT MEANS BREAKFAST!!!!!
I hope a Mexican murders your wife in front of you tomorrow.
Just reported you to the feelings police so you can expect to be arrested in the next 48 hours. :^)
blech i don't feel good today
someone give me a hug
what is going on here????
This won't set a precedent. You're being reactionary and dumb because you have nothing better to do with your time. Stop.
You knew exactly what I was implying you goon.
Did I really offend you so?
Hate speech laws make the line to walk quite thin, because hate speech and incitation to violence being forbidden supersede your right to express yourself - and that's worldwide, and plain common sense.
I don't even agree with the ruling, I don't think he's guilty, but hey it happens, I won't assume what the legal technicalities are that caused him to be found guilty but my point is taking little stuff like that and making it into a much, much broader "WOW THI COUNTRY IS FUCKED!!!" is completely unreasonable, especially when, again, a *vast* majority of people support the guy.
STFU and expel those diplomats niggerfaggot, we are false flagging the heck!
Fine. So how's it going, anyhow? I heard something about museums and the Mona Lisa's holiday getting cancelled.
I don't even know if you have a special somebody, wishie.
Yeah well... uh... you smell! Naw I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
We are due a great and terrible Capitalist War!
Only if you don't like the sweet smell of my potions.
Do they smell like chocolate?
Aw fuck yes!
Are you that guy what was called qt?
Calling anyone Grim would be the gravest of offenses.
Oh was... was the Mona Lisa going to... oh.
People have callled me qt, I don't think I am who you think though
Isn't it kamuu?
Hrm. You seem at home here and i can't think of any Britbongs I haven't seen in a while...
Sorry. Won't make that mistake twice. Was a mental Freudian slip
having a spine
or an S/O
Let's be realistic here, DooP
Yan calls me Sucy-Q so I guess if you wanna name me that'll do
No one is ever REALLY new.
They make me work 10 hour shifts at work. We're so busy I'm running around all the time. I want to quit.
DOI I remember him saying earlier. Holy Hell I am so forgetful.
You should get into prostitution. You could make mad bucks for bad fucks.
Gonna smoke the lettuce and go for a walk.
It's some old ponyfag that showed back up and did the "teehee guess who i am guise xd" thing.
I still hope Mexicans murder your wife.
thank fucking god
new people suck
Imagine, having to actually get to know someone you never met before on the internet? ew
Fuck you. I fuck well.
Can confirm, loco is bad fuck.
God that is so annoying. Where's the fun even in realising nobody knows or remembers who you are?
I meant bad like naughty.
I do that daily because this isn't the only place I go too
but just image more Loafies and Hutpaz
I would leave
New blood is necessary sometimes. But. There needs to be quantity.
Hutpaz just reminds me of a less literate WuMa.
No one remembers you Amy but me.
And all I do is tell you to kill yourself.
It's how I know you care. <3
Unlike what snarky assholes might say, I never asked for this, and I care very little to play any sort of game. I hate it when people get curious and had you not brought this up, I wouldn't have.
Thats how you get HIV
Fling yourself from the shitland cliffs.
You can only catch HIV once.
You didn't have to answer it though!
I do, yes.
Tell me more
The Pones will inherit the thread.
and then its all over
Bitch, this is furry land.
I'm okay with being a furry from now on.
a single furry
Museum date with Loco cancelled.
Me army grows.
I dethroned admins before.
I'll do it again. Even if I must seduce this one.
Better dead than a furry.
Yiff me daddy
Bow before your new daddy.
Ive tanked communities before, I will do it again.
Their name is [REDACTED]
They like [REDACTED] with their [REDACTED] and whenever I [REDACTED] they get really [REDACTED].
How long has it been now?
I don't think I am who you think though
"xd guess who i am because im not going to say it"
Darwin is here
Time to leave.
Wow, I answer *your* questions!
I have a collar on my tail and neck
You've completely misunderstood the interaction. I was saying I'm not whatever other user they think I am.
I have become erect.
But no one has a leash :(
Yeah, when you showed up, kept referencing how you were an old poster and past events then refusing even the most basic questions of who you are/were was totally not trying for some autistic charade where you wanted people to know you were some oldfag and try and guess who you were. If you intentions where anything else, you wouldn't have referenced past things constantly.
Well I originally only showed up here thinking i'd pop in and see how some people were doing. Had I known I'd stick around, I would have done things differently. Either way I genuinely am uncomfortable regarding that topic, and I have no interest in bringing it up, which is why I haven't brought it up in months.
But how will I know if I'm still relevant if I don't make people guess who I am to see if they still remember me?
it's that fucker loco
The gay nigger cuckold faggot
Mmn, 2 years and 5 months I guess.
You didn't ask a question!
You said "tell me more"
is it a boy or are you normie
GUESS WHO I AM
I would have done things differently.
There's legitimately nothing stopping you from doing it differently now. You simply wish to perpetuate what autistic charade there is.
Either way I genuinely am uncomfortable regarding that topic, and I have no interest in bringing it up, which is why I haven't brought it up in months.
If you're uncomfortable with it, you would still always reference whatever past or chime in on random conversations about that past. You just want people to try and make you feel like you had a mark.
Guess who I am?
a dog fucker?
Squash, are you okay?
Are you OK Squash?
NP, I know how much you lvoe that tidbit.
Sorry but you're making no sense to me. I am uncomfortable with it, so I don't bring it up,and I don't reference past things or whatever. I don't want people to try anything, as evidenced by the fact that no one brought this up until you did.
I don't know who I am anymore.
Oh my god.
Just tell us who you are and be done with it so we can pretend we missed you.
I, too, engaged in bestiality.
I fucked a Mexican.
It's 2018; inter-species romances like mine should be legalized.
It is obviously Erin
Where did the Mexican thing come from?
Erin died of a shark overdose.
She's a boy, yeah.
Oh, I was speaking as myself, not you.
I just used your name to make it (somehow) even more obvious.
Holy gay, how long's it been.
Mmn, 2 years and 5 months I guess.
I mean, I have fucked MExicans before.
Nice about the same as me, a bit more even. Is it an irl thing
As long as it's not an actual monkey.
Fucking is gay
Maybe it's you and we don't know it yet :^)
Loco is gay
Oh, god. You have.
pls not you too .-.
Awesome, how often do you fags meet up
WHO IS THIS BRITISH user?
WHAT IS THEIR PREVIOUS ALIAS?
They used to have an American tag.
They aren't interesting now.
They probably weren't interesting before.
It matters to me.
well, it doesnt, but may as well know
I vaguely remember the slut cow.
They posted ass that one time
So it matters to nobody.
It really doesn't. Hi TB, what's up.
Useless facts and all.
Almost everyone has posted ass.
Work's pissing me off.
Looking for a fight, punk?
How boring, not being remembered. Must be a useless poster.
This is a wholesome UK thread, no guns.
Time for Sleeps.
Give me my ration of Ni Ni, please.
It has been a long time since I posted cow-girls, though.
Woah, that's like, double illegal.
New management even worse?
No plans to do so ever? After 2 years that sounds a bit difficult
Not in yet. Just bullshit meetings. Culminating to "Don't do anything to make me work harder or you're fired"
GIMME NI NI
Sounds as awful as usual
Sorry, night qt
I have no idea really.
I'm done with school now so I'm more open to traveling though so /shrug
There are youtube videos that were posted 11 years ago
Should! Holding hands and kissing is comfy.
You're being really gay right now.
I have this animation
1. It IS really great, I don't think I'd still be with my SO if we didn't meet up from time to time.
2. I just saw the movie after finishing the show. It was underwhelming
I get what you mean.
Haruhi? It's pretty meh tbh.
gosh i could go for some boy kissin right now
maybe even girl kissin
Peegirl is gonna go nuts when they start taking hrt
i taste of drink
When are you starting HRT, Ban?
I found it a bit better than meh, but not by much.
I'm a girl already.
Because it'll kill their sex drive and they'll be depressed more?
i dont like that taste
Whatever happens its always fun to watch.
All non-original anime movies are bad.
I thought you want to be a boy?
One word: Madoka
You're already going insane
i'm not even real
I've though about it
the way they make a fake penis is gross
If I could have a robotic one though
I don't like you so.
You'll regret it later if you don't
how does blood flow into a trans penis ?
Are they just always hard ?
Are they just always flaccid ?
Dinner is being made right now.
I have to wait.
Don't worry. I'll hydrate myself with Lili's pee.
g r o s e
Also my foot is asleep.
the way they make a fake penis is gross
I mean they're better than the series but they're certainly not good :^)
As I understand it, they only have one state, and it's that freaky kind of hard thing that they got going on
Thats pretty shitty
also pretty gross
while also being pretty funny
real boy btw
I would say booyah when busting a nut
That's quite ignorant of you :<
I should sleep, seeya wishie.
Having a penis can be pretty shitty
I had an infection in my scrotum
Like literally inside it
You can do literally nothing about it
you can have much worse things as a woman i'm sure
Being a girl must suck
Please have sex with me ladies
I understand you
i'm a nice guy btw
i love woman
Just looking out for you
I'm assuming it would be akin to having an infection in your Fallopian tubes
Beep boop booyah
Pls no hate :c
u could poop out a baby as a girl
Big blue cyborg cock
That's not how pregnancy works
But the Chads always get the girls
no love for nice guys anymore
Have you not seen teentitans porn yet ?
I can't hold your hand on everything
You kiss a boy and then he pees in you r butt
the pee was stored in your balls and it makes babies
the pee was stored in your balls and it makes babies
Can't argue with this
Its common knoledge
I have not, no.
I thought you were talking like, Black Mirror shit
I fell asleep during sex ed tbh
i fale sesopl
I have SEX
ALL THE TIME
with real womens
hi wosh! how u?
would you be the one in the kitchen?
I have sex
With no one
I've been in the kitchen before
I make M'lady a sandwich
its legal in a lot of places
I don't... I don't think I want to click that.
I can't complain.
How about yourself?
sweet. did she reward you?
Can't sleep, but other than that nothing new. How's your new job treating you?
I have little interest in intercourse
And it's not here
I don't start it until the 9th of April!
I'm out of whiskey. What do.
dRINK SOMETHING ELSE
Drink something else
Its a big black cybord with a blue robo cock
a chad slapped her ass and fucked her right in front of me
thats a pretty common excuse for Incels
K I T T Y !!!!!!!!!!
But I don't own anything else. I'm house sitting and everything here isn't mine.
Never heard that term before
Drink it and replace it
What am I, made it money?!?
I'll be okay, I have no responsibilities tomorrow apart from a bit of thesis writing ^^
Oooh I thought you were already going strong. Is it a small/medium business you're joining?
Sounds like enough reward for you
I can't get to a store though.
I don't know
I don't even know who you are
No... I'm not...
look it up
I would have one of those
its like a super soaker
its been awhile since i've seen you !! :o
It's not involuntary, I've had opportunities arise in the past
Well that sucks but it don't fix my problem
Hmmn? I see..
No sir, waiting on a bunch of stuff to go through and such. It's pretty huge I think.
Do you have to reload it though?
You've never let me pet you before.....
Have you tried not being broke? I hear it works wonders for having money
But who are you?
I'm not sober and they frown on my mind driving.
black pilled super hard
no I have human balls still
my previous name was (liliana)
I no longer like you.
Such a covetous thing.
Ah I remember you ^~^
How have you been?
Why not use something like Postmates or Drizly?
Human balls and a vagina?
How so? I don't wish to own peegirl.
Let me know if you figure out how to make it work, I'm still trying to figure it out
I've always been black pilled
Because I'm American. And to get liquor delivered costs more than an arm and a leg and some balls.
i refrained from using the c word tho
Yeah if it's a larger company there's typically some paperwork. Did you have to do those logical thinking/personal tests too? I've had to do them a couple of times, kinda silly.
No, your approval.
I like new blood....
It would help if I knew who you were
But your other option is to go without.
That's pretty impressive.
Would PREFER if they weren't there.
I don't think so? What are they?
wait you didnt realize that was me ?
even when people still sometimes call me lili still
getting things done
making steps towards improving
keeping busy !!!!
No, I think not.
I'm a bit shallow.
I bet you're jealous
Short people problems.
Well I mean, I guess. I'm only 6'1"
Just been working and trying to keep this house together
It's been a struggle.
I know. I'm a manlet....
Which is clearly the worse option of the two.
Why would I be jealous? Vaginas are gross.
sounds tuff ;w;
i believe in you !!!
you can do it >;3
Flat is good too.
They're just some tests to see how you reason. You've probably seen them before where you have to select the next figure in a sequence that has a pattern or something like that
Chad is a country
It's alright. At least you're not 6'
Yeah I'll live
But I can't help it.
That's true, I guess. Small pleasures.
Stop telling people what my codes mean
Is it really ?
Small pleasures indeed.
Flat is good too.
Pedophile/trap lover alert.
Ahh, I see. Just a fairly standard interview and some paperwork afterwards for me.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
Sorry, I'll stop.
tell me what this one means
does being a kat make it harder ?
I can't, I said I'd stop.
Only when I do not receive my daily head pats.
Yeah. Wanna go?
It does get tiresome having to listen to their insecurities, women constantly worry that their tits aren't big enough.
They're just for show I think. Dumb stuff.
But I guess they can be a convincing thing if you ace them, along with a good interview.
I went to work today only to realize that everybody had taken the rest of the week off for Easter holidays so I turned up the music and drank coffee for 5 hours then I went home. Wish I could do that more often^^
I gotta fly somewhere this year
Switch over to posting traps
You should try becoming the trap instead.
I'm a god at those kinds of things anyways tbh :^)
That's a pretty sweet gig tbh. You get to do that the next two days too?
what the fuck
Anything that isn't the Republic of Chad in mind?
I got a few of the popular pink haired one somewhere
Nah, I'm hired for 15 hours a week. Small place that can't afford having me around much more than that so.
fly out to me >:3
Shieet, that's kinda unlucky.
The bulged probably
loli is breaking the law in canada though
It's okay, she's wearing clothes.
It's enough for me, pay is good but I'm not really in it for the money anyways :3
I'm calling the police.
I heard they had a big battle on it
Buy me things.
What are they going to do?
They can't unrape you.
how 2 become a kit ?
so i can smooch ya and take u out to a nice ice cream shop >:3
My husband probably wouldn't like that.
I'm literally married btw
Okay lets do it
Get fucked idiot.
I'm saving up for an apartment!
You got lesbian married though. You have a wife.
please don't bully me
I got a fat tip
like someone hit it with a hammer
Wives with penises
Can I live there too?
They got mad robux
This anime is killing my boner
let me give you a tip
I could house you for a while probably
Quite a ways you're gonna have to work tho. Can't help you there.
Mail me loli hentai
okay i'm waiting
Just get a job that pays more.
I have none of that.
don't mess with me, kid
You get that. I got the apartment.
i have robux too !!!!!
what anime ?
thats a lie
Not as much
Get a Canadian apartment.
I PROMISE YOU
i got insane robux
robux i need to buy a whole new house to store it in
Yeah it's really weird
you showed me it
Not as much though
how much do you have ?
What would I do in Canada^^
omg im too tired to respond
love u both
bye for now
Sounds like a whole lot of not proof.
Bang Canadian girls?
Who dat is?
Eh, sex is not worth moving for!
God I love that artist.
Then what about me? :^)
Then we're back at you coming here!
I gotta head to bed. I'll let you know when I buy an apartment.
Vids not working
I'm on a phone right meow
But why would I go there, you could come here.
Just another virtual YouTuber.
She's so boring tho
Like Kizuna Ai
Nah that shit Wish posted
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