new thread when
New thread when
i don't have discord
It's called "Chemistry." I have it with everybody.
Then I'll just do it here. Mandy is right, you know. Amy's really into you and doesn't think you have a shred of interest.
I appreciate you, Mandy.
all you guys shipping this x_x
I have much more than a shred wat do
nice image OP
Aww... If I wasn't drunk I might tear up
Also I can't copy paste so my last reply block is on the last thtread. Sorry.
Talk. Share your hopes and dreams. Know each other as people. Be together intimately through shared photographs.
And if you can stand each other over the computer long enough to establish a connection you feel is compassionate and full of care, meet one another. See if you can be as enthralled with one another face to face. Experiment and explore. Enjoy each other physically.
And if it's so worth it to you, you'll find a way to be together. Whatever that means for either of you.
But you'll never know until you try.
Ok maybe not. But that hits me in the feels tracer. I like you too.
...you have strange ideas of femininity
Soto post the one with Ian shouting Nigger in a crowded motel
I like you too, whoever you are.
It's anything that is less manly than me. Hey colbs, want to go for a drink??
Ahhh. My heart....
Well excuse me I can't be some kind of masculine Adonis like some people
Sure, you gonna be in socal anytime soon?
btw, not that anyone was wondering im sure, but the reason i made a cross-thread link so early is because i made this thread hours ago and just forgot to cross=link before someone else made a new thread
Na I'm stuck in PHX. Work is awful needy.
Thanks for the good advice like always, baka <3
Same, but I'm stuck in CA
n-not in public
"Oh shit I remember Elma
Tell them I said hi back"
And if you don't....poems ..
I got a couple weeks vacation, but I don't have a vehicle I trust to take me that far.
You rip my soul.
the goat fag is here now, he'll be watching us
It's ok. Just between us.
You can fly into LAX for about $100, shit's cheap
Better that then something tangible.
Maddie.. If you think you could enjoy Amy's company, take a chance. A leap. Nobody sits on their death bed contemplating what they did. They're thinking of the things they didn't do, and whether or not those are regretful decisions. Live, Elms... Live.
i'm going to kill every single one of you
Heh that's actually not bad. Round trip to
DO IT YOU FUCKING SLUT YOU WONT
DONT MAKE FUCKING PROMISES YOU CANT KEEP
sorry something more urgent is going on that concerns my loins, im checking out metal gear solid 3 again
this user only wants the sweet release of death
Yeah it ain't bad at all, and I'd pick you up. You'd have to sort out hotels and whatnot tho.
Shut up, slut.
I should sleep.
insulted. You know me, fool.
Weather report was infinitely superior to pucci as a character, prove me wrong pro tip you can't
but are some of us allright, should we not come to Holla Forums tomorrow?
I'd have to think about it. I can't really even afford that at the moment.
i do know you and thats why im referring to you as an user
Go to bed, bud. And dream of me.
If we're going there, FF > everyone else
Don't know what you look like.
Shit's scary tho lol
I'm running short on my 9 lives as it is :p
Foo Fighters was my favorite character in part 6, it found out what it was to be human and did the ultimate human thing
I look like Paul bunyan.
I'd rather not, then.
Maddie. If you don't, I will. This is a good opportunity for you.
also Gyro is one of my favorite Jojo characters in all the parts
"So, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure, hun. What's up?"
"So.. Mandy and Drunky were talking. They were being pretty forward about it, too.."
"Yeah.. Uhm. I just wanted to let you know... that..."
"I like you, Amy. I like your personality, and I want to know it more."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean I want to know if you feel the same way."
".... Elma, I've been lowkey into you for a while. It's been eating me up. It even spilled into the threads and I had to talk about it. I've had a huge crush on you.."
"Oh! I mean, I wish I could say I didn't know, but people talk."
"So what do you think...?"
"I think that we can try to get to know each other a lot better than we already do. If that's something you want."
And they lived Happily Ever After
Are you threatening to take Amy?
That's a pretty bold and true statement, but almost every character in part 7 is on his level of being great characters.
I don't really think that's the wording that would happen, but 10/10 of the spirit.
If you don't!
It's fun creating narratives
What other coupling narratives do you got?
I could ship ColbsXsoto Mad hard
Dear god no.
I leave for ten fucking minutes
Apparently I forgot years ago, too
3balls x cancer dick OTP
A match truly made in hell.
Try leaving for longer.
It also reminds me that some certain people have actually gone to live together from /b/ threads
WHY DO I ONLY GET THE SOTO SHIP
PICK SOMEONE ELSE TOO AT LEAST
I'm in way too many of those options.
Oh god this is going to be fucking hilarious
soto x colbs otp
I'm not reading this shit.
I genuinely wanted to do Mandy X Elma or Maddy X Amy but there's so much potential for hilarity here.
Are you hoping for somebody to say 'Ship with me, baby?'
I tried but this fuck keeps messaging me.
Who voted for me and Maddie?!?
i'm gonna lay down
I'm not delusional enough for me to believe anyone would want to be shipped with me
YOU WERE NOT EVEN HERE
You're a dick lol
I'd e-suck Colbs 3 balls.
why is that a dick move?
Just because he has been fantasizing about it since you said you were moving here.
I can't, they have blackmail.
Oh shut up, you're cute.
I'd say you don't have to be modest, but self-depreciation really sells around here unless you're one of those 'pimp' types.
I couldn't ship Mandy with anyone so I can keep them in reserve.
oh, right lol
The fuck you give them that for.
Not that I wouldn't ravage your ass and leave you handcuffed to my bed
Colored easter eggs w my bestie.
Haven't done this shit since I was 7. Jfc.
it's not easter, is it? wut
What? You can't ship me with someboy? Am I destined to be alone??!
next week ho
It's on my fucking to do notepad
It's getting done
Oh boy, haven't had a good e-sucking in a while
APPARENTLY I'M NOT MASCULINE ENOUGH ACCORDING TO MANDY
You were like a
I was young and foolish once upon a time and didn't understand love
how do you want me to give this to you?
would you like to?
What am I meeting you for on Sunday at Broadway and 14th?
zip it and up it to mega
Oh fuck right off
... I'm legit an uncle...
If you want me to be honest, I really wish you could be there, but it's a private residence and the owner probably wouldn't like me bringing anyone or people showing up.
It's the length I'm prepared to commit to. I would push for more content, but I don't know much about Soto so I'm probably going to run out of steam.
i really gotta get better about knowing when I am.
okay let me just uhh
figure that out
get the suck
Oh, sure why not
hmu on discord ill give u plenty of info
if all else fails put it on google drive
Meh she won't complain once she sees me.
Sounds about right.
This has been a productive 45 minutes
see you tomorrow.
... Well now I'm sad
you have disgraced me for the last time colb
I'll slob on your knob like it's my job
Poopoo to you too
Hey, that's not necessarily bad!
Right on uh... Rob
how was work
You don't have to live with a kid that isn't your own.
Not girly enough to be a trap but not manly enough to be a bear.
Guess you just gotta suck dicks like a regular guy.
Awful. One of my coworkers was out today and another got promoted so we've got a gap for him too so I have way too many files and spend way too much time on the phone
I'm just an ugly duckling ;~;
so are we fuckin or what?
I'm working on it now
shit man. Should have been you moving up that ladder.
I can't contain myself
Eh, he moved somewhere I really would not have wanted to go. Also he had a lot of seniority on me.
Unfortunately my family is too good to have any sorts of issues like that. I guess.
I'm just a lucky bastard in general, so I can't empathize but I can at least sympathize.
We're all ugly in some way. What matters is that most of us don't care and the people that sound like they care are just dicks.
How zen of you.
damn, can I grill you for deet in prv?
I hope you're happy at your current spot tho
you should get a promotion, colbs
Grill away. And I don't think I'd be happy in most spots in my current industry, really I'm just working long enough to get sufficient experience to move into a different area
I'm actually retarded
It makes me sound intelligent when really it's just verbal procrastination.
Good night, fags. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Maddie if Amy isn't yours by tomorrow, he is mine.
Don't get them pregnant until after the wedding.
Without making me cum? /slap
I'm like procrastination personified sometimes
I value my mental health more than that
Colbs, literally fly up the ladder of success.
took you long enough to crack that one
you're going to have to get used to that if we're going to be together.
So anyway what's with the Soraka is it for the horsedick?
Hmmm.... I guess I'll have to then
I'm a sucker for healers.
I'm a sucker for healers.
post ffiv rosa :3
Only because I care
She's got the Samus thing going on, think that's more up your alley
that's actually sweet
Sucker for healers
Suck off the healers
playing mercy is fun
I can surprise people sometimes
Blond with strong features
One REAL G I R L GAMERS play Mercy.
I've got a surprise for you right here my dude
both samus and soraka have light hair and chins sharp enough to cut glass
they're practically the same person.
having a pocket healer for that good succ is great
ITT everybody here does this activity that's designed to give adrenaline in place of activities such as sports but instead of playing out a power fantasy as a big smashing ape they choose to play the girly sexualized healsluts and heal other people playing big smashing apes
kinky shit is best shit
big smashing ape
Soraka's chin is not sharp lmao
worse than filth
Maddie name a song for me to sing
She's not an ape?
you may be disappointed with the size
I'll be the judge of that
idk what genre?
Something kinda slowish. Any genre
That was explicitly what this was
what is wrong with me....
prolly some frankie
You like a certain visual aesthetic? Oh no you monster
I don't know what that means
You probably just wanna talk with me though, huh?
Frank Sinatra, dum dum
yeah, samus is real homo
yeah but its scary how deep its burrowed into my subconscious
I don't mind doing that.
Lemme just do a quick profile
You're attracted to those kinda women because they're strong personalities, yet still super feminine. You like their femininity more than you like how strong they are, but the combination of strength and femininity in a fantasy context is alluring to you
But unfortunately I'm no good for talking. I mean, I don't play all these MLG games like everybody else.
You'd have to be silly to do anything for me
Vinny got a key to Farcry 5 and is streaming it
damn that's p spot on
I dont even fucking play OW.
more of a monster hunter guy
Thank you, I'll be here all week
All I'm really doing right now is abusing crossout's market and trying to make fusion mecha. And Granblue.
eugh, that framerate
I needs a beer
Sorry. That's the best I can do. My phone has shit for audio recording
but you're so charming
It's a webm made for 4chan's filesize, so.
Don't drink too much.
g a y
just gonna have one since I need to be up early tom
it's free real estate
wonder where lukas been
I shit you not I once whispered the whole its free real estate meme to my gf and she fucking lost it
we do it to each other all the time now
You got a good thing going there buddy
I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR YOU
where tf him at
I'm gonna post my smuggest gayest character response to that
I will do nothing but sabotage that
I am the gayest and the smuggest
I'll kick your ass for your own good
What if Luka actually got a job?
is that a succubus thing
they would die before that
maybe vr w ban
nou more like
Do it then
idk ask the artist
I want to fuck some anime women in VR
it's obviously myself
k e r m i t
do you think it will find it if i space the letters like that?
You mean this isn't a gaybar?
its a trend ive noticed
it wont feel good unless your dick is in something irl
plus if its not synced itll feel super fucking off
this is some spooky shit boi
report to my bedroom right away
you right, you right.
i would say bide your time and get a atenga or fleshlight or something till u get a (wo)man but tbh those things will spoil you because often times they feel better than a pussy
idk about assholes tho
the sheer suction and stimulation
its toe curling
but nothing beats being balls deep in a woman from behind
he uses search functions to look for his name or something i dont know
I do too
I also search for modifications of my name too x:
this a good 1 :D
new cell form confirmed
had a laugh
I... can't tell how sincere you are being
found a #rare ranko piece
lowcost cosplay is lit
don't I seem the guy that prefers to know the airs around him in terms of other people?
can i be lit
whenever we are in each others presence
im p lit rn
That's not kicking
People like a lot of wings I guess
ill light you up welma
I'm feeling it.
are you feeling it now?
I woudn't want to hurt you
havent even cracked open a cold one yet smh
lmao yeah right
all day bb
I'm been smonking for hours
catch up, grim
I'm like a christmas tree
he returns from the grave
I have someone else on my mind ^~^
you're a good boy.
This is a bold faced lie
eships r dum
but I hope u find happiness
Yoghurt truly was the best of us all. A man so far in the closet he'd put Narnia to shame.
shut the fuck up
why are you so insecure you're great AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he made a lot of fun buzzwords
I really do miss yoghurt
he said I had a nice dick, no lie.
Why did you give him a picture of your dick?
I show up sometimes. Just maybe not when you are here.
as long as you have yoghurt's approval~
I didn't, though.
he was like a suspicious uncle to me, you know?
I just don't think I have a ton of value is all I guess
I'm glad to have caught you tonight.
What's been going on.
I had his approval too
as a person tho
this isnt even my final form
now you're the silly boi
nobody in this world actually has any value
therefore everyone does
besides, what's wrong with you?
W-What?! This power!
What a silly transformation, your hair changed color, so what?
that doesn't make it less creepy lmao
Not terribly much. On the job search, found one promising one that I might get but we shall know by the end of the week. How about you?
it always creepy
I was just memeing
Didn't he move to Sweden?
nothing you can think of
shut your fucking self doubting mouth start thinking about how great you really are
I moved in with your mom
Me shutting my self-doubting mouth just ends up with me thinking about my self-doubt
frieza not goku!
but gokus is ebin
threw my back out on monday
was not a good time
big life decisions for me to take very soon
its nerve wracking
good morning my dear hu
Make the right choice.
I believe in you.
How'd you throw your back out?
then I can fill it with something else
greetings fellow human
how was your human day today on earth?
Fill what with huh?
Hello fellow = *e*k off tumblrtale== poster
I was talking about Yoghurt, not your gay viking ass.
fill your mouth, my guy.
I would say something like it's gone in a way that makes me glad I have any determination.
But that'd be a bit too on the nose given the avatar. lol
Are we lewding the hippy goats from it now? Hey though user.
tilting my body while carrying a heavy weight probably set it up
bending to grab a basket of groceries set it off the next day lol
hows it been?
/lightning strikes everywhere but on us
what, am I some whore to you?
Top yes. If they are from that game and their name ends with 'iel' it's all good.
It's been, at least. How has it been for you?
not for sexual
Aren't everyone who posts here?
I hope it feels better. Back injuries are a huge pain.
I am glad to have mostly avoided them.
it would be on the nose
what's the matter?
your stand can't be edgier than my stand, 「The Razor」
why long blue face?
why long blue face?
Soraka is a horse.
meeting new ppl
all that jazz
im gonna introduce u to the back of my hand if u do that again
only took 3 days to heal which is surprising
what would my stand even be
Goat mom and trap goat
Not for lood
This sort of blasphemy is why the genocide route was made. :c
Melancholy? Existential crisis? Just hard hitting depression mixed with a few shitty things to pile on it.
Not too sure what I should call it, self diagnosing is pretty iffy as it stands.
choose a song, band, or an ablum and I'll figure it out
my autism will provide
if I was green maybe someone would pay attention to me
I don't remember the last time I had a conversation with someone who didn't work at the store/gas station
The heck did you manage to do to your back?
The other stuff sounds good though.
I'm not green and we're having a conversation
Oh alright. That is good, must not have hurt it too terribly then. What else have you been up to? Any games or shows or anything?
ouch I'm really sorry to hear that, it seems no one is safe from these feelings
all I can tell you is that it will pass eventually
I mean IRL
I would have assumed we weren't talking irl because we live in different places and irl isn't really a consideration
you will not even allow me self pity
you are truly a cruel man
Thank you. ♥
I know it's really just a passing thing, just the way it hits sometimes. Just wew.
You've seen his thighs.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
How can I see someone's thighs if they're not real?
there are times when it hits me like a truck too
I feel you
aiite I gotchu
band is Five Finger Death Punch
I dun goof'd ;;
it hurt awfully. couldnt even straighten back the first day.
shows, rewatching aot with gf
games, lots of monster hunter world <:
With your eyes, cause them pixels don't lie.
It sucks, a ton.
But ignoring my stupid melodramatic self.Been up to anything fun?
Always avoid the goof route.
how big is her penis?
I have also been playing a lot of MHW
I love it
you wish she had a dick kissy
I hopeyou have it for the ps4
not really seeing it
I joke, I joke
what's going on, colbs?
your stand can store kinetic force from it's movements and enemy attacks, releasing it from it's hand into powerful blasts
basically whatever you catch you can throw back, literally.
truth be told I've done nothing except work out and smoke trees for a week
Always a good way to go about things!
Playing Bloodborne and about to go to bed I think
it's all to improve my appearance
what is vanity?
I eagerly await your return
Well not right now
A good way to pass time, to make future time easier a time.
Time, time, time, time. Time.
Figured I didn't say time enough in the first line. But ye, looking better is never that bad a thing.
oh, you're going to stay with me?
the future scares me
but I keep on living out of simple fear of dying
it's always what's driving
I know all of that feel. The future is a cruel bitch.
I mean, if you want
I don't fish for stuff, if you tell me then I will
but skeletons don't bleed
what are we fishing for?
Obviously it was ketchup.
he probably would carry ketchup packets
I'm not fishing for anything
I guess I was a bit unclear there.. Basically I was just saying that I'm not really gonna take the initiative in much but I'll go along with it
I think he wears clothes to hide that he filled his body with an array of hotdogs in buns and packets/containers of ketchup.
I mostly think this because skeletons wearing clothes is odd.
Papyrus is full of already cooked pasta.
Technically I don't, but my mom does. I play while she is not playing.
nice talking with ya tn
I wonder how old she is
She is 58
She is terrible at the game.
I play during the day mostly since that is when she is at work.
just sit back and relax
want to talk about bloodborne?
I know a lot about it for a guy who doesn't own a ps4
I wish I was full of pasta
1200 calories a day isn't much fun
But then you might spill some from your pockets...
Yes, I would. I enjoy the lore quite a lot and the game is fun for me
not if I put it all in my stomach!
my favorite bits of lore are as follows
every important human that turns into a beasts turns into something really unique and similar to the great ones
fucking moons and shit, bro I swear
Ehhh... I dunno about that. Every human that embraced the blood became a beast. Willem didn't, for example. The beast/Great One dynamic is cool tbh
eat the spaghetti
he was awfully close to a great one without using the blood, so does that mean Willem was right all along?
Somebody toucha muh spoghet
I should probably try to get some sleep.
Most of Brygenwerth didn't "use" the blood. The Healing Church and Vilebloods that spawned from it, did. The scholars still became beasts without blood ministration, just slimes.
but master Willem has the luminous fungus looking growth on his back
the same growths both Rom and Ebrietas have
Who was awfully close?
I think the blood users and the insight seekers were polar opposites. Lawrence/Ludwig were one side, Willem/Mensis on the other. And yeah, the church/vilebloods split from Byrgenwerth early on
today I talked with someone who talks as much as me.
except he was smarter and knew more.
it was exhausting. felt bad.
Willem was sitting just a few feet away from Rom, wasn't he?
Rom and Ebrietas are both kin so.. yeah. They ascended thru insight, not blood
Yeah, but Rom was a kin and Willem wasn't
today I saw a leaf try and sexual the goat
it was awful
It's the stuff that's used in chalice rituals.
It's a mold that grows on blood. The older/more "great one" the blood, the better it grows.
Basically, yeah. The school was about learning of the great ones through dubious experimentation and observation, not outright becoming them through their blood infusion.
did goat have hearts for eyes?
just spitballing here
it's not too far fetched to say a human could become a great one
that means it definitely shouldn't have been growing on willem, who we assume was a pureblood human
Willem was on his way to becoming kin, possessing a lot of arcane knowledge. In Bloodborne, possessing knowledge of the Great Ones innately puts you on their path. How far you get is based on your ability to comprehend it and stay sane.
Willem isn't human anymore. He's not a beast but a kin, a human on the path of arcane knowledge through either learning or blood infusion.
Don't even get me started on the schism between the choir and the school of Mensis
They could and they have.
so lining your brain with eyes was to be taken literally?
ya'll Byrgenwerth niggas nasty
-posts Revy- ^-^
Yes, they took it quite literally
They had jars full of eyes in Byrgenwerth
Also the brain of Mensis
Also the Accursed Brew in the fishing hamlet DLC
what Willem meant by "line your brain with eyes" was to gain inhuman knowledge, aka insight.
Everyone else took it literally and goofed up pretty hard.
HE WARNED EM ABOUT THE BLOOD BRO
But the thing is, he wasn't quite sure himself whether it was literal or figurative
The dream/nightmare realms were pseudo-realities, and the brain of Mensis had eyes on the inside of itself. Soooo.... everyone is fucked basically
It's kind of sad when the Choir can be seen as morally superior to literally anyone.
Eyes are conduits to the soul and knowledge in that universe. They are what every bit of madness passes through. So the more eyes your head is "lined with", the more you're able to discern cosmic truths.
Bloodborne relies on a lot of literal metaphors where something is meant as a metaphor but physical to differentiate who has achieved what or is what.
micolash was a cunt and got what he deserved, ay.
while we're talking about being morally superior
what's up with those hunters that wear the rags and kidnap people?
Those are part of the ritual of Mensis: they kidnap people to make a human amalgamation to reach the moon.
is that what causes the one reborn?
-likes the episode of Top Cat where they meet the Maharaja of Pookajee.-
Eh, not really. I mean, they worship Ebrietas for fuck's sake. A failed great one who was left behind
He sacrificed everyone for a bastardization of a great one, so... yeah. He kinda did.
never seen it
who's your favorite boss tho
Orphan of Kos
The game doesn't really say anything about what the One Reborn truly is or why but the most that can be ascertained is that it's meant to be an attempt to "make" a great one from humans, just assuming the little bit of Cosmic knowledge inside the people could combine into something meaningful.
Yeah but the School of Mensis sits in a town where the entire architecture is made from petrified corpses after being intentionally exposed to a Great One.
OH MY GOD COLBS WHY
was it meaningful?
because it shit all over the floor multiple times
Lore wise, the orphan of Kos is the best boss.
How do you know Great Ones fear humanity? It birthed a humanoid to be its ascension, something better than she was.
Well yeah I mean they're both shit but I'd argue that the School of Mensis got closer to their goal, as fucked as it was
They summoned Mergo at the very least
He was the most challenging and engaging boss in the game, soo....
Fear humanity and yet long for a surrogate
but he has yet to produce even a single meme
^-^ -brings you tea-
The true mark of quality.
They didn't really "summon" Mergo. All of the dreams/nightmares have to be anchored by a Great One. They more found their way to reach it. Similar to the Hunter's Dream and Nightmare: you find your way to them, not summon the Moon or Kos.
Oedon is the one looking for a surrogate.