Kill them all, let them fall, God will sort them out
Kill them all, let them fall, God will sort them out
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Wow, you know how to create thread
I've been creating threads since /aneki/
WAKE UP AMERICANS
I don't know what is /aneki/
Don't do that......
5 hours of work..... is wasted.....
Its Saturday, we don't wake up until 1PM, it's 8AM now...
Actually I've been making threads even before /aneki/
....there's nothing else to do on weekends
I love my computer.... bunch of useless iron
Someone go to the previous thread and tell Squash that Blood-chan made a new thread, please
but without americans who am I supposed to talk to ;-;
why do you want to talk to silly americans
they aren't exactly optimal but without them there aren't a great deal of people I can talk to
Is illegal to kill people.........
You'll go to jail............
Why don't you invite your silly friends to come here?
But I'm not in jail now, so it's not illegal :x
Oh. The tard made it.
Graci for the link. I have them filtered so I missed it.
You have earned one day of no bully.
Did he just say "Graci"?
what silly friends
the only ones I have are from here and discord and I don't feel like they would fit in very well here
Ask Squish why she blocked me, but don't say I asked...
Good morning friends
I don't know where else you'd be?
I have george after all
You want me to revoke that?
why'd you block blood-chan anyway desu
what's she done wrong
smooches for my cuties
luv ya girls >:3
kyle I bought myself ni no kuni 2 for my birthday
I'm ready to GAME
morno! I told my dad about original doom and he wants to play it together so I'm waitin for him 2 get up and stuff
OH AND CERAS !!!! didnt see u :3
He's just a moron and his text walls are annoying.
Oh yeah, I forgot...
What about your internet friends? I'm sure they'll like this place too
good luck at work!
thanks dear :3
I'm not a girl
well that's good I suppose
I forgot to mention multiplayer sourceports, with Zandronum being my personal choice, but I think that even something like 50ms of lag can make a very big difference in a game like doom
unless you're playing over LAN or something
maybe I should some time
sometimes it being small like this isn't so bad
What's a good job for a shut-in like me?
ah you like comfy threads.
I like big threads because it's easier to hide and lay my eggs
Why does she have the Rinnegan?
Fucking weeb, i don't watch naruto
what do you mean by lay your eggs
oh and in case you had that person filtered as well he said "He's just a moron and his text walls are annoying."
Ok, now i must develop a new form))0
Naruto is fucking great, I've been watching since I was like 10 years old. Now I'm watching Boruto~
I don't have her filtered, I can see all her posts.
I don't know why she complains about everything and anything
Wonderful story, tell me more of it
But it's not nice..........
What if someone kill you or the mom??
what do you mean
I have yet to see you lay an egg anywhere
Man who are all these faggots
what's the deal with the new kitkats
they taste like trash
Moments prior to Naruto Uzumaki's birth, a huge demon known as the Kyuubi, the Nine-Tailed Fox, attacked Konohagakure, the Hidden Leaf Village, and wreaked havoc. In order to put an end to the Kyuubi's rampage, the leader of the village, the Fourth Hokage, sacrificed his life and sealed the monstrous beast inside the newborn Naruto.
Now, Naruto is a hyperactive and knuckle-headed ninja still living in Konohagakure. Shunned because of the Kyuubi inside him, Naruto struggles to find his place in the village, while his burning desire to become the Hokage of Konohagakure leads him not only to some great new friends, but also some deadly foes
Why would I care if someone killed my mom?
If they try to kill me they will regret it
I haven't been here for a year
and what are you going to deal once you've laid an egg, that's a pretty big responsibility don't you think
Let's start from chapter 1
Are you stronger than Ceras.......?
How strong are you?
True that. good post
I rate your post 15/10
ANYONE LEFT I LOVE
I hope blood-chan protects me from scoots...
The egg lives and grows on them after it hatches
Its a parasite
Go watch the first 3 episodes, if you don't like it you can drop it.
I'm in great physical shape... but Iunno...
I made blood-chan. Top secret.
well in that case
I hope I don't get killed by either of them
especially not scoots I don't want him getting the gratification of killing me
I once lifted a goat..........
I can fight with swords..........
I could set loose my beloved blood hound knife maniac. That would be quite the show. Blood-chan can be rather... manic.
How tall? How big wa sgoat?
I'm sure blood-chan and I could negotiate a deal of some sort
I imagine she's got some diplomacy lurking underneath that violent nature of hers
Blood-chan is my greatest creation. One day. She will find and kill me. Its how it is meant to be. She is a good girl.
hey scoots how does this sound
you can continue bullying me for as long as you like
in exchange you don't kill me or order anyone else to
Sounds terrible. How about I continue to do both. Sounds fantastic to me.
It got mad and kicked me.........
I'm too young to die...
Stupid goat. Do you live in rural Holland, or are you a city boy with aspirations to Goat wrestling glory?
Soon, loafie. Soon. Actually. Why even kill you? A lifetime of suffering and bullying would be worse
you see, my offering isn't so bad after all
My grandfather stole a goat and it was in his yard.............
I'm from Denmark............
Huh, inthought so. Must be using a proxy then.
And that is, well itbis something
My parent internet say from Dutchland......
All this talk about me...
I'm not even here...
That's really cool, what swords can you use?
You're never too young to die...
Oh I will, I have to wait for Scoots to give me the okay~
This is the end...
I'll take good care of your body, do no worry
alright thank you for that
you're a very nice person considering your murderous tendencies and all
my coworker gabe me a piza slice :3
that's so nice of you to think that~
So how do you want to die?
What are the toppings?
in my sleep
you're the professional killer here surely you know a painless way
gunshot or knife wound should be sufficient I imagine
And you're just gonna sit there and be bullied!
I'm going to die pretty soon so why not
she said she will, and I am not in any position to doubt her
Bloodchan is all talk and no action. Scoots is pretty much the same. In fact anybody from the UK seems to be.
How's your near noon going?
The sound of first of many coins diving into the coinslot.
not all of us
I, for one, am no talk, no action
I got so drunk last night that I went to bed and woke up still a little tipsy
I don't think thats ever happened to me before
Been there. It's a pretty incredible feeling.
Make sure to get some fats in ya.
I had steak and mashed potatoes with some green beans when I woke up.
I want to have a nice surf and turf at a classic steakhouse, but I've gone well over my eating out budget for March. Maybe next month
It's still 3 hours off. I slept for like 12. Was very nice.
Exactly my point.
I really want some thai food or maybe some curry right now
I think it might make me throw up later tonight when i start drinking again though
good stuff. Any plans for the day? I have work in 4h
Why are you drinking so much?
I got to go over my bike and I've been pushing it off.
Also a girl named Kathy wants a little of my time.
doin it with friends
Epee, foil, maybe katana???
Solid, is it just a friend thing or maybe more?
Don't murder your liver
I wish it was a non existing thing.
why, is she just a tease or wha
I had a gallon of fire ball
Now I got a half gallon
Why in Murrica everything is so oversized?
Also I think I might have said some gay stuff to someone last night but I can't remember.
walmart tends to sell things in packs or a little bulked to make more profit
if you go to any local grocery store its of more smaller servings/sizes
More a drain.
Could you imagine if they walked into a Costco?
Well you always find a way out of things so I'm sure youll be fine
or make it to your benefit
the hot food they serve up there is so cheap but you get so much and its so good
but maybe thats cuz as someone from nyc im used to really high food prices
I had that stuff in the west
do you feel compelled to hang out w/her
Americans have existentialist value in materialism.......
I doubt they've ever seen that much food in one place before.
I think they are pretty cute
they started asking me if I've seen their selfies and stuff
I'm not sure if that was a good sign or not
because the people are
it is a good sign
I can't remember any of the context or what I even replied with.
This trend is only in Walmart?
I think this way too
Jokes about fat
were they drunk too?
you could also check your history, ban.
most of the super chain stores - big names that are universal across state lines
check out the newest 2hu
they plan on drinking with me tonight though
It was a conversation I had with my voice
why are you posting with so many periods?
to see if you checked the selfies, boy.
dont overdo it tn
Oh yeah I have the pictures
I knew I saw them I just don't remember what I said about them
boot head s
well shit, better edge it out of the guy tonight
I'll just ignore it and let whatever happens happen
There were people who actually accomplished animating a food orgy in that sausage party movie.
I saw that movie with my boss and co-workers
if all else fails go w the flow
I need to shave
I've usually been just buzzing my face cuz I never put aside time to properly shave but now I have time
got a platinum blade and my good ol parker 99r
did not watch
I actually saw a few movies with my boss
thats kinda weird
I just finished watching it and now I'm not sure what to think
i'm sure I can handle anything that happens.
Is that the one like in that pic?
new 2hus are nutty
I just finished brushing my teeth so I'm going to get into bed. Also saving that pic.
Is that her power ?
save it, It's all yours my friend :)
Yo what's the sauce for that? Reverse searching is unhelpful :/
thats the power of those 2
they are the servants of the big kahuna which can basically create doors on the back of anything, even something alive and create yokai from those doors with the dancers' help
Are you trying to find loli porn ?
I don't help pedophiles
fu fu fu
why do you have this link Grim????????
I reverse searched it
A likely story...........................................
Ban, give me your meme folder.
That wasn't even the right link
I'll let you download a virus if you want
It wouldn't do anything.
just a sonic fightin game
Why can't I just have pretty pictures?
The one on Dreamcast?
I like that one
Another boring day. I hate the weekend, I got nothing to do. ;-;
Sonic gather battle.
Its a good game.
This is why you'll never have a lasting relationship!
Hey, at least you're not dead, right
At least i'll have a bunch of really short ones
its all the fun with zero the commitment
The only time I ever got a computer virus was from custom mouse cursors
i was 11
Pokemon roms are p good for getting viruses
emuparadise never gave me no static
At least I got my legs. I guess that's a positive.
At least I'm not in the looney bin. ;w;
I got a virus from a fire red rom once
I needed it for pokemonMMO though
it was worth
I was the ICE master
Did you have something to eat this morning? Nother positive
Count ur blessings friend
What like, the immigration dudes?
Sounds pretty big
I'm cooking chips right now, and going to have beef in gravy too/.
I'm not clicking that
You're gonna get me a virus
Cooking chips like french fries or what?
Yeah, french fries.
French fries, beef n gravy.
How does that sound?
I wish I was into the xboxone. ;w;
goblin Slayer Pv came out today.
You should get ready
Sounds pretty good!
Also the xboxone has like no games.
If I was to get a console I'd probably get ps4. it's still a boner to own a console but at least ps4 is a pretty solid experience.
I dunno enough about the switch.
I still need to read the manga. I've only read like the first chapter uwu
forgets image in autistic fashion
thats one more than me
i'm just in it for the memes
But I would fuck a goblin. I don't want the goblin slayer to kill me before I have the chance.
I really like the colours in this pic. Her eyes especially.
Ye it's nice
Tis a pretty pokemon
Korean dramas are for fat chicks
I don't have a Meloetta yet and that makes me sad. ;~;
I just walked outside my house and got a meloetta
It's that easy!
I get a sadpanda on this comp when I try to open exh links
I think I grown out of videogames. I don't even like them that much anymore.
I got Monster Hunter World, Metal Gear Solid the Phantom Pain, GTAV and more... I just miss my gaming PC. ;-;
I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and stop me from trading my gaming laptop in
I sure didn't
I thought it was a picture of Ian
none of them are
At least, that looks like it's from a Korean drama.
Why did you trade it in?
I'm just fairly familiar with how Korean people look. And there are a lot of memes surrounding their dramas.
If you're referring to one of those Gamestop (GAME in the UK) promotions I ought to mention I live on a tiny island in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
maybe urls changed
ill keep looking
Food time. Brb.
I'm not actually referring to anything. I was literally saying I walked out of my house, picked up a meloetta, and brought it back in. But now the illusion is shattered. You killed my fake meloetta.
I wish I lived on an island though.
am I racist ?
asian people all look the same to me except for the chinese
They have the prettiest women
find the loli porn pls
Island life is shit don't do it.
not the chinese
they aren't the prettiest
Well hey there Grim, what's crackin'?
oh shit i'm racist but I want to fuck them
Me when wish buys me games on steam
No it's probably just this
So like, ignorant, at best.
You can't stop me. I'm gonna become a coconut farmer.
did wish actually buy you something last night?
I don't even have them added on anything lol
Fret no longer!
Your Lord has returned.
Better put my cuck proof goggles on then
ASIAN POWER RANKINGS
Is that so you can see yourself Ban?
YUou fucking cucked to death little bitch
Well there's my cue to go be somewhere else.
Ta-ta, all*. ♥
*Except Grim he's shit.
Hopefully it stays that way.
Wish is a thot
if she breathe she a thot
IF SHE HANG NAILS, SHES A THOOOOOOOOOOOT
Dude hangs dong
I probably missed your reply. I'm sorry.
Relaxing. Had a proper shave for the first time in probably half a year. Feels nice. Baby smooth.
As Jesus once said, if it breaths its a thot.
I did the same about a month ago, the absolute worst thing I did for 3 years. Beard/facial hair is nearly back so thank god.
How am I to be a proper princess without my beard?
The crossover everyone demanded.
lol..idk if its weird but I want to be able to earn my beard. Don't feel like I'm at that point yet. Probably imposter syndrome but idk
That image is the funniest shit I've seen in a while
THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID
it has a dick tho
Well, I am a fokkon legend in Gin Alley, so I have my Beard license. Just incase.
I might take up shaving again in a decades time. Shaving knocks off about a decade on my face. I looked like a teen again. Shit is nuts.
That is the dick of the lap boi baka
on further inspection. grim was right
BUT WHO SAYS ONLY GIRLS CAN BE MAIDS! ALSO THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A FEMININE PENIS
WAIT, I CANT TELL IF IT IS LIZARD DICK OR LAP DICK? LLOYD HELP CLARIFY
why the fuck is colored just like the maid then
looking young feels good
1. It's a Kobold, not an Argonian
2. It's the dude's dick
All lizard scum look the same to me. Fucking scalies and their furry cousins. Gas them all.
Oooooooooooooooh like im twennie two OOOOOH~O O
u postin some DUM SHI
tfw out of budget but want to eat steak
Scalies have no fur
I would say no u
but YOU WANT THAT
SCALY THESAURUS ASS MOFO
The best way to get a kobold girlfriend is to not call her a dragon, friend.
Knowledge is power
ill keep that in mind in case I ever run across one
this is the best meme in a long time
No you won't
You already have a gf
Back, grim news guys, I think I could be a normie.
I don't like videogames as I used to do. I don't know what to do with myself.
I don't know how that makes you any different from the average Holla Forums poster.
eat beef welly
killed by my cat
Oh yeah, Holla Forums hates videogames.
I'd kill for a gaming rig. Maybe I just don't like consoles. ;-;
id have to make that myself D:
all gfs are ephemeral tho
you either marry them or break up w them
wish in general? yeah
look at all the good 2hu shit im saving
quarter of it is porn LOL
Why go on?
Do you think you'd be more likely to wife a Kobold?
They're pretty loyal.
Rip you for like... the next year and a half then.
no fuckin clue honestly
would def wife someone divine or of that nature if I could tho
how is ya
Someone divine? Like Tenshi or something?
or Yukari yeah
im offsetting it lol
Yeah, that's probably how long it is gonna take for me to save up for a gaming pc.
May I rest in piss. What do people do without videogames? T.V. is shit.
Hi rroyd what's happening?
Got my kitty back this morning
I'd only do that if I get to be in heaven.
I don't wanna be Yukari's gopher, though.
I'm doing math homework and it's awful.
I'm glad your kitty is okay :3
Where'd he turn up?
Poppy has huge tits but she wears a breastplate
He was on the porch meowing when I woke up. Now he's being all snuggly and cute for pets
I have not noticed that in her other skins.
Oh, so he left and came back. That's good that he's familiar and didn't just run away.
Yes, that too
As I guy that owns all her legendary skins I THINK I know what I'm talking about, good sir.
What was that emote Neru used to always use?
My thoughts exactly.
What do you do in your spare time?
I dunno =w=
Pretty sure that's it.
I saw him last night but couldn't catch him. I don't think they go very far.
Duh that's why I did that :P
You must be a great owner for him to stick around.
Forgive me. I'm very short.
As in jokes go over your head?
Of course. Kitty cats love me
Gonna try and play Monster Hunter World now.
Wish me luck.
Read, play role-playing games, target shooting.
know when to fold em scanner
there's no shame in running for your life
it's called a tactical retreat
I love you too, dude
Which Granblue is that
Do you, though?
Dorafs a best.
oi m8 you got a license for that shitpost?
you can't really control a woman like that so the best you can do is have them respect you as a partner not as someone below
Licenses are made by corporate fat cats. By lack of one and refusal to buy one endear me as a heroic Communist idealog.
Oh god I didn't even realize kms
Tak who is your favorite 2hu
Y-yeah, I do.
Do not question me any further, knave.
Slowly I'm becoming more familiar with them.
They are fantastic.
How do you gain an OP goddess' respect?
they're going to throw you in jail right next to the guy who taught his dog to do the nazi salute.
I don't have one
I know nothing about it
tHEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
B-but that's gay!
Because I am going to use your word as fact, and if I find out it is wrong and I appeared foolish as a consequence, heads will fucking roll.
They're all great.
I was actually playing the mobile game for a while till they banned people for trying to play it outside of its region lock.
a rabbithole I recommend descending into
I started w the music
by getting her to like you, first
then using your own mortality to anchor her to you emotionally
that's the spirit, scoots.
but I can't into anything that's not shounen
try my friend
here is one of better songs
The furor I will create when I slay them with an unlicensed serving spoon!
It's not gay if we don't tell anyone about it
Are you going to talk about yordle tits at your next shindig?
I think you'll look foolish anyway
But I know a couple of people that play the mobile game now that are in NA. how come they're not banned?
But I bet that works. Hopefully she makes me immortal, though.
that fuckin grin
immortality seems nice @first but you may not want it in the end
My acquaintances and I partake in sophisticated conversations.
I mean this is pretty nice but I don't think I'd listen to this on my own.
I expect you to be painted red and yellow, as well.
they make covers in every genre imaginable
just search "x genere" touhou
youll find something to your fancy
Maybe they didn't get hit with it, I don't know.
I just remember that a good portion of the /vg/general did, or said they did. I haven't tried to long into my mobage account in a while to play it and see, so.
A note left behind saying Cyka!
you made your bed, now lie in it.
I think I would want it. It'd allow me to be as lazy as I want. Pretty great
Can I come to the party?
I have dip
You should try it, maybe it'll work eh
I kinda wanna try the game.
touhou smooth jazz
"shutup cyka" written in blood
Absolutely. Wear something fabulous.
IS IT THE JAZZ CLUB?
IT HAS EVERYTHING
I will wear a wife beater and a men's sarong.
wifebeaters are FINE.
I was kidding Grim
what the fuck
Thanks, bud. My wife tends to disagree, but that's also part of the reason I do what I do to begin with.
I SWEAR TO GOD MANDY
I guess I better pray a group of terrorists takes us all hostage at Nakatomi Plaza.
I prefer it when my boyfriends fight back, makes it more of a sport.
Darwin what kind of clothes do you wear
Why would you want to swear to my Da? Well just be careful. He can have a very small temper sometimes and can be a huge dick.
Just know that it's really kinda boring, and everything you want is locked behind paywalls, massive grind, or gacha.
probably turtlenecks and cardigans
T-shirts and jeans for the public. Privately...
I own a sshitload of white ones.
I want black ones.
We're nowhere near christmas, though.
That decreases the chances by about 80%
Aw that sucks.
I just want to get draph waifus
I got them in every grayscale color incl black
My father. The one that sired me. God. The one you want to swear at.
ooh your pappy
Sure, but I've never called him that. Not sure how he would react.
Function over form.
that's the bitch that shows up in my jojo tags
because she likes to throw knives
like lord Dio
try it lol
unlike your superfluous banter
she throws knives
AND SHE CAN STOP TIME.
you have to have seen this tak
Style over substance.
I'd rather not and say I did.
I actually had a dream a couple nights back where me and him got in a really epic fight. The human race was thrown to the winds. Some plants were blown up. Shit hey the galactic fan.
I dreamt about yan and I having a long talk
Depending on how well you roll you can get Carmelina right off the bat like I did.
And on that note, I'm going to get a glass of the Irish and go back to bed.
Bros before hoes.
dio's a bitch anyway fam
Perfect girl height.
I can't read scribble.
As if the writing is important.
Too many clothes.