ITT: Shit Democrats Say or stupidest things you've heard from liberals

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See, this is why I developed a fetish for people with different political views. Lib girls are top-tier hatefuck material.

It really is that bad.
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Is this really what using tinder is like?

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Yes it is

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These aren't all Democrats but whatever still liberals…

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It's ok but a leftist gf to do couple shit with would be much better than fucking an endless line of liberal slags. Though watching a nazi getting raped by a anarcho-futa is oddly arousing.

Not in most cases, most times politics doesn't come up. But if you use it enough you will likely encounter a feminist who is part of a bullshit group and talks about consent and female ceos or white cispatriarchy or whatever. If they're on tinder they're looking for dick or retarded so just fuck em and don't talk to them again. It's easy enough if you like in the metropolitan area of a big city.

I meant the sex and choking as well, tinder in general. I speak as an innocent loser who knows nothing about modern hookup culture. In my head people still go to bars and chat up sloots as their main way of getting sex.

Choking unfortunately no but sex yes. Tinder has replaced trying to pick up girls at bars or parties because it's cheaper and easier for a population with less time and money. I'm 25 and it is amazing on how much easier it is to fuck using my phone than it was when I was 20 and having to talk to a lot more people.

Am I off base for feeling like its something horrific you'd read about in a dystopic cyberpunk novel or am I just overreacting?

absolutely lmao

what

No, I've thought the same. Like we've reduced sexual relationships to ordering off a menu. Truly the wonders of capitalist efficiency I suppose.

just nuke this gay earth tbh fam

That makes me feel really really bad in a way I can't deacribe. I'd watch a gritty documentary on tinder tbh.

Just kill me fam

Why don't you find a lefty gf to fight capitilism with? Love can bloom in even really terrible conditions imo.

Because I'm so awkward to the point where my family seems to legitimately believe I have autism

Also years of cartoon porn has destroyed my preference towards women

Like you're seeing human relationships dissolving to make way for more capitalism? It feels like a creeping doom you can't escape.
I've considered making one but I don't have the money or faggy documentary cred to get money for it. Maybe if my short film goes ok I'll look into it, always seemed sad a lot of film makers never did documentary.

Because finding a girl I would want to date is seemingly impossible. I fear it's going to be a string of hookups until I die tbh.

Really? I've had a lot of girls that like to be choked from tinder/bumble, maybe I just attract that type of woman.

You're god damn right, bucko

My own fucking mother used to tell my siblings and I that "School is your job."

"School is your job."

That sentence LITERALLY breeds classcuckoldry. Good thing I didn't listen.

It's definitely more rare than a vanilla girl, though now that I think on it I find it is the most common fetish. Unfortunately I'd like to go a little further and I don't feel very comfortable getting too rough with someone when I don't know their soft limits.

I don't want to derail this thread, but what's your secret to getting laid on Tinder? I'll post some libshit out of courtesy.

here, really it's about taking a decent picture and knowing how to text. The picture doesn't require you to be 10/10, but get a decent haircut, dress ok, keep decently fit and don't take an awkward selfie, if you can get someone to take it for you. Knowing how to text is harder to teach, but jut go with it when they message you while not giving too much but keeping engaged. When you message them don't pull some bullshit lines, just ask how they're doing and if they're interested would they like to meet up. You'll be matched with them so there's some interest shown and you don't have to over do it.

wut

Texas democrats may be the most retarded politicial operatives in america

I don't think it's just one thing so I'll just give a list:

This might not work for everyone and not all girls are willing to fuck on the first date, but this is how most of my dates go and they usually end up in the bedroom. Also, be sure to tip your waiters/waitresses.

That sounds like my favorite, most pervasive piece of liberal thought, "I'm about as left as they come but communists are stupid for fighting capitalism instead of working with it"

And people say you can't gulag your way out of a problem

NO GOD DAMN IT, THE PROBLEM ISN'T THE FUCKING TEST (even though it has flaws, that's not the major point here) IT'S THE FUCKING POVERTY.

That Democrat is an unaware race realist!

It was an entire college class having an open discussion about how to make I.Q. tests fair to non-white people. I kept trying to think of something to say but I was thunderstruck by the totally blase and unconscious racism where they kept suggesting stereotypical shit like sports and familiarity with rappers and so on. I can't imagine what it would have been like if there was a black person in there.

Honestly that shit was as eye-opening as when I was in private with a bunch of white liberals and some of them realized they could get away with saying "nigger".

So it's true that american get offended by that word? Jesus

Woah woah woah

COLLEGE?

I thought the JEWS were in COLLEGE. Are you sure you are not a JEWISH sockpuppet trying to fool me? Don't test me!

(immediately after Trump was announced president)
"I can't wait to hear Bill Maher's take on this!"

Fam if you say that shit in the wrong context you could get your ass beat. The fucked up thing is it's really just a matter of (some) white people who are entranced by the forbidden fucking fruit. You tell them not to say it (which is to say don't be an insensitive cocksucker more than "never say the word"), and now they want to say it. And it's this thing where even if you say "look it's not that it's inherently bad and you can never say it, it's just that it's a complex and upsetting topic with a lasting legacy to this day and maybe you should try to understand the issue instead of acting like a five year old with the cookie jar" they will take that as having "n-word muh privileges" and go "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER etc." And then they get told to knock it off and they bitch about how it's not fair that they don't get to say the word.

Again, this is a minority of (liberal) white people, but some really don't get it or don't care. At least conservatives will just flat out say nigger.

Yeah obviously it was a bunch of Jews scheming about how to better integrate the rapey apeys by raising their Autism Levels.

heard this from a friend and i wanted to shoot myself

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"cartoons are people"

I actually told mine this because she wanted me to work while going to school.

Could you fuck off back to Reddit and take your cancerous thread with you? Thank you.

It wasn't socialism at all.

Or would you like to explain how the workers control the means of production in those countries?

I don't know why people use Tinder.

I can jerk off in the privacy and comfort of my own home, I don't need someone else to assist me.

huh, maybe I should really try tinder sometimes

It's a hell of a lot better than

You have to be really attractive if you're a guy.

Actually fucking off yourself

But there are more poor whites than total blacks in the US and theres a 15 point difference?

By percentage no, more Blacks are poor relevant to the Black population in burgerland. And the 15-point gap has shrunk to 10, possibly even lower.

Poverty isn't a uniform circumstance you dim bulb

What the fuck is that picture? Are these people mentally ill?

Poverty is a misleading shortcut to describe wider material conditions imo.
Rural life with healthy food and stable family is not the same thing than urban life with pollution and broken families, even with similar incomes.

No. But I like complaining.

That's how it is in my experience. Poor whites tend to still live around their extended family to some degree or another, so there's at least a semblance of a social support network. For urban blacks it doesn't seem to be so much the case.

Fair, though that would mean that poverty has an impact of intelligence of more than 15 Autism Level points, the flynn effect of decent nutrition as a child increasing Autism Level by 10 points is already in effect on African Americans. If the difference between adequate nutrition and starvation is 10 points at most then why would wealth affect Autism Level by 15 points or more? Also wouldn't Autism Level be a factor that determines wealth rather than wealth determining Autism Level? Not everyone who is poor has an Autism Level of 85 but I doubt many low Autism Level individuals could be doctors or lawyers.
Source?

Go on then, make a case.

Poverty doesn't make fathers abandon their children or mothers abuse their children. Have you anything to show the impact of pollution on intelligence?

So poverty affects blacks and whites differently for family and support networks, how could that be if the factor in determining intelligence is poverty?

That is the case you stupid fucking retard. Do you think being poor in Compton or Harlem or Atlanta is the same as being poor in some fucking corn hole like Sheboygan or Owasso or Hicksville? If you're so smart why can't you use your brain?

No you dumb fucker, it affects rural and urban populations differently.
Try and use your brain. I know it's difficult, but you've got to work through the pain. If early life influences like access to child care, diet, being read to, etc, correlate strongly with intellectual development, how might it effect the development of intelligence if one working family has a relative to care for a toddler or young child, versus a family that has no relatives to care for them and can't afford to pay for childcare? Come on, put your superior Aryan intelligence to work. Anyone with Atlantian blood should be able to figure this out.

breh you cant make it that obvious if you want to shitpost

jesus christ youre fucking retarded and you probably live in a cul-de-sac

I'm serious, I was even coerced into watching an episode of Girls.

are you wearing a pantsuit

No my friend, I'm wearing shorts and a tshirt.

Why do you guys think Democrats say stupid things? Surely you realize it is the only second ruling party and the only one with collectivist big government policies. If they said stupid things they wouldn't be in that position.

Did you just start your HRT or are you done with it?

I'm not a tranny fam. If you've never encountered a liberal who likes Dunham I assume you've never met college feminists.

What are you talking about? The Republicans are highly collectivist as well. They're both collectivist, since they both are pro-capitalist parties, and support collectivist corporations against the individual worker and state intervention to help the capitalist (right-to-work laws, bailouts, subsidies, tax breaks, IP laws, defense of property, etc).

So youre not even with her and are stealing pantsuit valor, wew, I bet you dont even make woke rap music videos

What the other user said is absolutely correct.

Context fucking matters big time,

I have a friends and coworkers that are from rougher areas. Some white. Some Hispanic. Some black.
Regardless You hear a guy say "niggas this" nigga" that" and it gets inside your head.

I started saying "dead ass" unironically at one point

But Everyone in awhile when a friend offers to buy you a beer a genial "my nigga" is going to slip out.

I do make a point of trying not to to use it.
I am a baby faced suburban raised white boy.