i will kiss every poster and then i will disappear forever
my quest is important to me and i will do anything to fulfill it
I will kiss every poster and then i will disappear forever
Joseph Collins
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Liam Jackson
Sure.
Adrian Nelson
pretend i didnt post this in last thread idk why i didnt just wait to link this new one and then post it o well
so youre saying
i can poke your tummy but if i do
i should be careful around you outside of public eye :o
i'll keep that in mind >:3
Leo Diaz
nevermind
Jayden White
You're not going to ever kiss me.
Jaxson Phillips
...
Daniel Butler
Mmn, Subtle I think?
Connor Parker
anyways
we better hurry up and use that free movie thing
i got a job interview for a valet service at a nearby hospital !
hopefully i can end up working there :p
thats what you think
P U N K !!
Cameron Butler
Good luck.
Lucas Gutierrez
Ryan Clark
Thank you and send him my gratitude too!
Julian Murphy
yes i know i said nevermind reeeeeeeeeee
thanks dear
can i get a forehead smooch
or a headpat
or any kind of text based physical appreciation uwu
Austin Rodriguez
Come and try it!
Yea it just don't feel right. In the heat of the moment it is hard to make today kind of choices. I don't trust myself, and I trust myself much more than anybody else.
Jonathan White
oh wow
on one hand I want to find that offensive, but on the other its FUKIN HILARIOUS DOOD
It was a good time but also instantly the end of the threesome lmao
idk one of my work friensd just hit me up for more drinks so idk lol
I know, I know, but that's why implementing that into your sexual life is that much more rewarding imo
Kevin Powell
If you meet with pee dude, do the world a favor and give him a swift end.
Justin Fisher
Say yes and go. So in a you don't have to drive.
Ryder Morris
Sure thing, who dis anyways?
Henry Watson
You guys are like the Cockney of America.
Thomas Lee
*teleports behind yo*
heh.
*grabs you from behind and spins you around, then pulling your face to mine*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
what a way to end it
oh my gosh i'd love that tbh
Josiah Brooks
No.
Good man. Best to know ones limits to not go over the edge.
Well, God speed. First step is anal.
Swift? I thought you were more of a 'gunshot wound to the stomach' kind of guy.
Jaxon Barnes
Oh, that was unexpectedly lewd
Jonathan Thompson
why not >.>
please
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jaxson Sullivan
Jokes on you, I'm lying in a bed!
I've gone beyond my limits enough to know that I should just stay in them.
Jayden Ward
At least you didn't accidentally post your own anime dick
Eli Gutierrez
nah not with this guy. I'd rather the first work guy option tbh.
Brandon Johnson
jokes on you
I AM THE BED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blake Gray
That's just giving him what he wants. He wants the painful drawn out suicide via HRT.
Andrew King
I only give positive reinforcement to people I've known for years.
Wise, then.
First work guy?
Ah, so, crotchshot.
Lincoln Carter
You're awful comfortable. I'm sorry my two dogs don't treat you well. And sorry that they pissed on you....
Henry Fisher
SONATA
PeeGirl
I'm going to chop you to pieces
Also what should I call you?
Isaac Jenkins
There's another guy I work with who wants to give me the d but he has a kid and a girl and I don't wanna be that person.
Colton Myers
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thats fine
and fair
thanks !!
and its okay
i can be washed >:3
you keep saying it but you still havent done it >.>
what should you call me...
hm..
peegal peegirl pg peepee
LOL idk
whatever you want except for the name i used when i first got here
Jacob Sanchez
Don't be.
Cheaters are terrible people.
Daniel Garcia
good call
Connor Fisher
M O N O G A M Y I S S A C R E D
Thomas Murphy
Glad it's settled.
Nolan Campbell
Good thing I don't keep pictures of my own anime dick around.
Carson Butler
I don't want to sound like I'm being mean here but does your particular situation make it better or worse? Seems like it'd end up even worse of a cheating situation if the wife finds out.
Jose Russell
I'm nobody here *~* I just like stealing the anime pics
Cooper Hernandez
You don't have one on hand to send to anime girls?
Tyler Lopez
okay i gotta roleplay
shower
and then stream
i'll probably not be replying to anyone much more
so
GOODNIGHT ALL !! wuv u
John Parker
Good night everybody, before I pass out.
Go have fun, Maddie, or I swear I'm going to have my way with you in cuffs.
Elijah Adams
i wonder if Rin finally got a job
Haven't seen that nigga post in ages
Bentley Sullivan
NEETbux probably ran out.
Grayson Nguyen
hey add me on discord
Kaiyote#8517
or not but
you could
the option is there
Asher Cooper
But it seems like you know me somehow.
Well no, I just take a fresh one every time and then instantly delete it.
Maybe that's why I get so much more anime pussy than you.
Ayden Ross
I wonder if he's back at McDonalds
Dude must be miserable
I wonder if they hire traps there
Hudson Brooks
dont dissapear
Asher Peterson
He's Canadian; by definition, they're miserable.
Lincoln Evans
I lurk occasionally but this is the first time I've messaged you.
Ian Price
Don't lie, you're out there looking for more anime dicks
Jayden Rodriguez
Calling Pee Girl seems so rude... Are you okay with that?
awh...
Aiden Edwards
okay after this one im really dipping LOL
we'll see
:p
well it is what i chose to display as "me"
so yeah im fine with it
Justin Anderson
Hmmn, I see.
Well in any case enjoy the folder.
Well, I suppose I can't deny that.
Thomas Harris
YOU seem familiar to someone.
I just don't know who...
Joseph Miller
wish post vag or cock.
Julian Adams
Morning.
Logan Lee
SQUASHIE BOY
John Morris
Alexander White
Howdy, Tak.
I just woke up. It's the equivalent of my morning.
Ethan Lewis
vag or cock.
Jose Murphy
not text. a pic of yours.
James Lewis
how's it hanging?
Luis Young
NOt bad. I slept on the floor with the window open. It was nice.
Leo Martin
I don't have one
Jayden Wood
Your dog roleplaying is getting out of hand.
Luke Brown
ha
because you're a dog
want to play vidya games?
Aaron Smith
;~;
Jacob Young
The guy next door has a disorder and just sings really loud all day so I sleep in the living room on the floor most days. The couch is too small for me and it's the only place that's quiet and not in the way.
What games?
Kayden Hall
-hugs you tight. Still misses Maggie. Has been 2 years this month. But is also her "birthday"! She followed him home from the ditch across town after he pulled her from the mud, meowing the whole way. Is such a wonderful memory and knows you will have memories like this to keep you warm through life too!-
Jose Harris
dark souls?
hide the sausage?
Christopher Bailey
Maybe this weekend.
Landon Hughes
oof
time to build a broken twink character
Noah Lewis
Is he like retarded or something? Why isn't he in an assisted living home?
Lucas Mitchell
Sorry. I promised someone I'd play FF14 when I woke up.
DOn't know.
Jaxson Wilson
I heard that game is an erp fuckfest
Kevin Wright
I haven't had an issue with it.
Jace Gomez
Bump
Random Free car video game: humblebundle.com
Caleb Hernandez
not necessarily a bad thing
well thanks
I wish it was a good game
Parker Morales
We can move to the server call if you want to join us and chat.
Lincoln Turner
Eli Green
;~;
Benjamin Foster
thanks but I'll pass
I wouldn't handle that well
I appreciate the effort, though.
Liam Baker
I cut it off to become a real girl uwu
Matthew Martin
cool. show it.
Kevin Morgan
I punched my dog in the face and throw my boot at her
Cameron Carter
All good.
Caleb White
I can't, I ate it
Kevin Long
What's leftover. I know you didn't eat your hard drive or cell phone.
Matthew Lopez
You're thinking of TERA, probably
Ayden James
perhaps both
Xavier Fisher
hewwo friends
it's too hot here
Leo Myers
I went to the TERA general on /vg/ once and it's almost entirely "any sluts on [region/server] right now?" and people talking about how sexy or not sexy a custom character is
Elijah Fisher
tfw kno that feel
Ryan Adams
-thinks it would be better next time if you just pet doggie X_X. Gives you pears and snugs up against you happily-
Angel Phillips
It's not like there's any taste for originality in TERA anymore.
Everyone just uses the same cash shop items.
Alexander Long
wow that's
too autistic for even me
David White
I was fucking SWEATING DUDE, I'm a winter baby I miss the snow and shit.
I had to take layers off, no more cozy cold. it's suffering
Henry Gonzalez
Oh. THought that was Tak.
Grayson Myers
Turned on the AC here finally, in spring. Feels bad.
Parker Walker
Jayden Miller
gotta find the remote for mine then it's gonna blast 62 until the snow starts up again
gonna need to clean my room
Juan Hill
*hug*
Jose Moore
I dunno I saw a lot of dudes using nude mods and shit
does that count
It was also overrun with Elin ERP
which are llike the lolis of that game
Aha.
Andrew King
Wait what?
Gavin Sanchez
you said you ate it. i doubt you at those which stored your pics.
Jayden Scott
I don't store pics of that though.
Colton Watson
sounds like you'll definitely want to take fresh pics and post then.
Luke Baker
she look cute in the hoodie ^_^
Jaxon Watson
I'm sorry for the late replies! Lemme just go... goodnight, love
Luke Gonzalez
But I ate it so how can I take pics of it?
She also looks pretty cute when doing indecent things too.
Aaron Lewis
hey!
how did your test go?
Jayden Peterson
of what's left over.
Parker Williams
cease this
Brandon Murphy
Kissing is for gays
Ryan Robinson
HECK YEAH IT IS
Kevin King
Go to bed.
Jonathan Edwards
-kisses back and makes sure the kitty night light is plugged in for you-
Samuel Williams
i stream (a short one today) in about 20 minutes as per scheduled :p
sleep not until like 4 am
Asher Moore
Hah, fuck that.
Jason Bell
-thinks kissies are for anyone who cares about each other!-
William Martin
Grim'll do it.
Justin Wood
do wha
Cooper Harris
Do me.
Jeremiah Lee
Squash.
Daniel Howard
i got up at 2 pm
im going to bed early by that :p
u doof !!
Colton Morris
Gay.
Samuel Thomas
ya no
bye
Nathaniel Sanchez
:(
Jonathan Nguyen
Bye idiot
Sebastian Clark
What faggotry is going on now?
Jonathan Morris
Playing FF14.
Anthony Ross
Playing FF14.
Adrian Gonzalez
I haven't played in a couple of years. Will MMO's ever be enjoyable again? FFXIV was neat and all for a level-cap run on a couple of characters, but the endgame was boring.. again. I miss XI.
Do you two play together, or have a guild or something? Or is it primarily PUG's for dungeons?
Dylan Mitchell
not playing ff14
;~;
Caleb Allen
pewdiepie is the hero this internet needs, but not the hero this internet wants
Alexander Robinson
Playing FF1. On nintendo
Austin Jenkins
I find the endgame to be pretty fun. Savage raids are a bunch of fun at least.
Just once you get your gear and all that it can be pretty boring until the next patch. So I'm just working on my anima and leveling other jobs.
Squashie hates me tbh.
Anthony Parker
hangin
Jordan Johnson
Same
Dominic Sullivan
I play with a mutual friend of Fuji's.
Michael Reyes
I figure it would be more enjoyable to play with other people you know, as are most online games. Maybe I resub when the summer comes around and I don't have to go to work for ten weeks.
This is news. Enlighten me to more thred drama
Hey Kunta
Sebastian Stewart
Are you privileged enough to be F I L T E R E D though?
Owen Turner
Leech?
Liam Young
Party with me and let me leech your xp
Matthew Rodriguez
A suh, Dunk?
I don't believe so, no.
You're more powerful than I, then.
Carter Long
Joshua Rogers
I'm only level 52. Still in the base game on the last chunk.
Xavier Gutierrez
Well Subtle and I both play on Faerie, but that pretty much means you can play on any Aether server and you can do instanced content with us.
Uhh, I'm an insufferable cunt and all I do is say shit like "I'm a girl btw" non-stop.
I think 🤔
Get fukt idiot.
Aaron Lee
I ghosted my weed dealer today. I haven't felt so guilty in years.
Do you ever respond with more than "Post-ironic" a e s t h e t i c memes?
Oh...
WISH LEECH ME
How're you liking it so far? I played on release (Hot Garbage) and Heavensward, capped at 60, did the endgame stuff and unsubbed. Haven't gone back. I hope the new content is worth exploring.
Guess I can character transfer.
Or I may as well grind a new one from the start. I heard there's new classes and a ton of balance/content changes. Guide me, oh wise e-slut
Hunter Young
I'm on Leviathan.
I could not say.
I am just enjoying playing White Mage.
Ayden Clark
You're a heal slut, aren't you?
Lucas Flores
actual substance is difficult for me
Leo Mitchell
I always play support classes.
Carson Price
Have you ever tried not being emotionally guarded?
Is it presumptuous for me to believe the reason for that is rooted somewhere in a tendency for submissive behavior?
Nolan Clark
Instant party matches.
Liam Turner
...
Joseph Hall
Why the fuck are you on an EU server?
Yeah, Red Mage and Samurai exist now.
Most classes got a bunch of skills removed because they had to add more for Stormblood and didn't want the number of skills to become too many.
My main is a Ninja, but I do have a healer.
So kinda? :^)
Jayden Hall
i dont think i am
Parker Collins
Sighhhhhh. I thought it meant something else. Like something really subby.
Michael Campbell
*guards my emotions*
Asher Brown
But what if I want to kiss my friends
Jose Nguyen
This makes sense.
Friends. It wasn't an optimal experience but it was that or play solo, and I really don't enjoy MMO's without out-of-game friends or a genuinely active and enjoyable guild.
Is Red mage as terrible as it is in every other Final Fantasy game? Samurai could be fun. DPS tank or Self-heal tank?
Have you met you?
Christian Wright
Plus I enjoy being able to sustain myself in a fight.
It takes longer to kill things, but I never really have to worry about dying.
Hunter Green
Oh lmao, just means playing a healer in mmo :^)
Yeah, but why did you expect me to be on an EU server? :^)
Kinda yeah, they're really good at self sustain so they can solo a lot of shit easier (if they don't get 1 shot) but their DPS isn't the greatest.
Samurai is pretty busted, they do a ton of damage. They're a DPS not a tank though.
Ayden King
is such a thing possible
Bentley Martinez
This was my biggest problem with Priests in WoW. I always play as much PvE content as I can in any MMO I pick up because the game shouldn't have to be carried by the people that populate it. Healer-dedicated classes are generally much less efficient at doing PvE stuff so I tend to stray from them. I usually play Tanks or Casters. If the game has decent stealth mechanics, that's usually a good contender too.
I played Paladin in WoW for the same reason you play healers. Self-Sustain. I can be efficient and not rely on people. How are white mages for PvE content?
Healslut? It does. At least in the context I was using it in. Healsluts are people who follow around high-DPS players literally getting off on being a submissive entity that's only responsibility is keeping the DPS alive and happy. There was a huge deposition of these people coming out of the woodwork when Overwatch was new.
Let's do shrooms, dood.
Julian Martinez
whoops, missed you.
I didn't. Hopefulness or something. Samurai is really a DPS class? I figured they'd stay more faithful to their console entries. Samurais have always been capable of damage but usually acted as primary tanks. Shame about the Red mage. Neat concept, but fundamentally flawed.
Lincoln Flores
Ok, admittedly I thought in a sexual way though.
Eli Williams
I don't really have much trouble.
I just drop regen and medica 2 for Hots and spam shit.
Luis Sanchez
fuck lets do it
Noah Lewis
Maybe I'll give it a shot. I like low queue times, but Tanking usually gets me a solid spot without too much wait time in most games. Have you hit any of the core endgame raids yet?
Kek would you really? In the event we ever crossed paths, would you eat a handful of psilocybic mushrooms and go camping with me? Don't tease shit like this.
Owen Stewart
Nah. I'm in the second half of the base game.
So like, mission 76/101. I beat the main guy from the first part of the base game.
David Green
Well they added AST and DRK in Heavensward, so they probably wouldn't want to add another tank without adding a 4th healer too.
So they wanted to keep a good balance by adding one melee DPS and one ranged DPS.
Jace Foster
are you going to do it for me?
What does that mean?
ghosting your weed dealer
Nathaniel Brooks
ive been waiting for the opportunity to do them for awhile
Eli Watson
Oh, right, the mission progression system. The story wasn't very captivating from what I remember.
I remember the Astrofuck being a really strange class, and I never did roll a Dark Knight. I think that's what I want to try this time around. How are they relative to the other tank classes? Which tank class do you enjoy having in a party the most?
He delivers to my house, which is an awesome favor on his end, so I usually hit him up, he sends me a menu of strains, I make my pick and quantity and he delivers it later. I asked him earlier if he'd come through for a delivery and made my selection. Wife came home from work and I got distracted and didn't notice my phone die in my pocket. He came by, called twice, and left. I charged my phone and called him back and apologized left and right and he laughed and told me it's cool but I've been a dealer before. That would have annoyed the shit out of me. He's a nice guy but I can't help but feel guilty.
Are you content with who you are as a person? Both outwardly and internally?
Luis Bell
A rock tells me to kill for her.
I obey.
Joseph Morris
no
Cooper Jackson
Yeah that sounds familiar. And stupid. Wtf Square.
I can tell you, with a wealth of experience on the subject, both personally and via first person observation, that it would be a really bad idea for you to try psilocybin.
Listen to this.. It explains it better than I probably can: youtube.com
Isaiah Carter
A friend of mine actually grows shrooms.
I was considering getting some.
Sebastian Baker
well this wouldnt be anything too soon anyway
Isaac King
When are we doing shrooms while holding each other?
Ryan Fisher
Idk
Isaac Collins
Uhhh, yeah totally dude :^)
AST isn't all that bad, rolling for cards kinda sucks though.
I don't think they're used much in the meta though.
DRK is actually hot garbage. I enjoy having a WAR the most, but PLD should always be the main tank if there's two. WAR just crank out the DPS :^)
Muh census rankings.cactpot.xyz
Robert Rodriguez
I'll be the first person in the world to attest to their value if you're the kind of person who can handle those types of feelings. It can be really overwhelming if you're not prepared for it, or if you find something about yourself or your immediate environment that even remotely discomforts you.
My only advice on this subject that I ever feel comfortable giving, because everyone is different, is: Don't fuck with psychotropic substances if you're not willing to accept every part of yourself, good and bad. You may also benefit from the song that I posted.
This is true. You should work on being okay with yourself beforehand. I don't "handle," people who lose their skulls tripping with me. I'll sit there, watch the stars and trees dance and let you go mad for eight hours. I won't let you injure yourself, but I'm not a guru, I'm a confidant.
I already played a warrior and it was okay.. nothing special. I think I'll try a PLD. Thanks, Leaffriend
Aiden Perry
would be fun
the clothes on the floor and us on the ceiling
Owen Adams
ill probably be fine.
Colton Nelson
Who would win
Lola Rabbit or Judy Hopps
Elijah Myers
in a fight to the death?
Anthony Watson
In general
Easton Ortiz
I gotchu babe.
John Fisher
Lola because she seems less furry
I don't know
Hunter Sanders
Lola would scrub the floor with Hops' limp corpse and fingerfuck the eye sockets when she was done
Cooper Stewart
Noted
Gabriel Peterson
Oh, okay, you left him hanging, more like
I thought "ghosted" meant like you stalked him around to someplace >.>
thank you wish, I appreciate you.
Lincoln Barnes
I'd take Lola
But Judy is a very very very close second
Then again Judy would be more convenient to tote around
Leo Bell
...
David Scott
uwu
Gabriel Morgan
ugu
Kevin Gomez
Benjamin Price
in the name of owo, uwu, and the holy uguu, amen
Jack Watson
Caleb Taylor
yes brother
Eli Barnes
that's the face I make when I remember your debt to subway
Lincoln Ward
Xavier Hernandez
that's onii chan to you
Liam Foster
I have a story about "I'll probably be fine."
Scratch. Two.
>wanna hear?
I like stalking my weed dealer occasionally. You know, seeing his clientele, their economic status, notable entry points and alarm system stickers.
..It's for a school project.
Charles Wood
maybe but I'm probably older than you
yo nig are you free next weekend?
Dylan Lopez
sure
Samuel Sanchez
new fone who dis?
Discord. Personal details and ish
James Robinson
LI'm going to beat you upenko
Zachary Ramirez
Josiah Smith
Like a school project you're giving to you're students?
I don't think you should teach kids stalking.
I'm a 400 year old vampire
Hello, hugh
Christian Edwards
Colton Powell
hi hi
*boop*
Lincoln King
Taken a knife in the hand
Justin Price
what's up with the what's down, cool cat
Chase Roberts
what, why?
uni soon, then parents. Don't want the latter.
How's you?
Gavin Scott
I'm good.
I'm playing AM2R (metroid 2 fan remake) and watching netflix. I should have gone to bed but now I'm too invested in these things so I'll just wait until I pass out.
Why not your parents?
Christopher Hall
I don't know what is "boop" mean, but i think it something bad
Elijah Hughes
Good~ *pat*
Sounds like you're enjoying both. And nah, need sleep too. Might want to see if there's a point where you can close it without being in the middle of something, then relax a bit and head to bed.
Celebrating birthdays and so. Don't feel like being social
Colton Long
This is *boop*
Grayson Myers
Levi Brown
I've gotten so used to just passing out at night, it's a bad habit.
I don't even know what it's like to relax before falling asleep anymore. I dunno why, I just don't do it.
Even if you don't like being social, don't you like cake!?
Me personally I don't like cake I prefer pie but yknow.
Nathaniel Sullivan
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
Xavier Foster
Cameron Thomas
do you just have this ready somewhere my dude
Dylan Davis
Fok
Charles Jones
I refuse to answer that.
Kevin Watson
You will be hung if you don't
Jacob Stewart
i dont remember
Jaxon Diaz
*boop*
I guess it's good that you're able to fall asleep then.. I can't fall asleep at all if I don't relax and do nothing for like an hour before bed.
Cake is nice. As is food, and wine. That's about all the good there is to it~
Food pie is better too. Not too much of a fan of sweet things
Josiah Sullivan
you're going to make my dick bigger, too?
thanks buddy!
remember harder
it's in there somewhere
Carter Kelly
Henry Anderson
I'm also not big on sweet things, aside from you, I guess
Is it a good idea to get drunk on wine in front of family though?
Me I never drink with my dad, I'd say some wild shit that he'd disown me for tbh
Winkity wink
It's the least I could do fam
David Thompson
Hi Lenko. Next weekend I'm celebrating my Birthday with my Family on Friday and going up to Prescott Saturday through Sunday morning to see some old friends. The weekend after is... the 8th? I should be free then. What's up?
I'm teaching kids "Asset Reposession." Totally different.
Josiah Reed
Hey Lolyd
Austin Morales
Jace Myers
where
Eli Sanchez
Remind me not to leave my kids with you
Not that I would anyway
you'd feed them shrooms
Hi Clocks
What goes on?
Grayson Rivera
Just dropping in to say hi real quick. Have to leave the house for exercise tyme
Levi Green
hi
am about to sleep
just wanted to pop in and say hi/bye to my favowite posters uwu
Grayson White
Copy kat.
Brody Reed
i didnt know you were an fit :o
lean muscle or big muscle ??
or just
cardio muscle
Liam Anderson
Oh okay word
Have fun
Michael Russell
reeeeeeeeee !!!!
i am really going to bed and i did really wanna just say hi :(
Bentley Foster
cardio, I think.
ttyl, doll.
Julian Nelson
if youre answering with "i think" then its more than likely cardio :p
stuff like running, jumping jacks, jump rope, stair stepping, elliptical
cardio stuffs :3
Parker Miller
also gn and bye bubber !! have a fun time :3
Gabriel Wood
I have never given psychedelic drugs to anybody under the age of 9
...17. That's the truth
Zachary Hughes
Was this a girl you were giving the statutory to?
Scandalous!
Jacob Turner
If you think I'm sweet, then you definitely aren't into sweet things at all, as I'm quite bitter~
I dislike getting drunk. I just have it for meals. It's tasty.
I know how you feel... If I spoke my mind, some parts of my family wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore either.
I'm sorry
*pat*
Daniel Sullivan
Mm, bitter things are great too!
I like green apples, although those are more sour
same realm, tho
I don't often have wine with meals, maybe I should and I'll enjoy it more.
Lol don't apologize, pretty sure everyone has shit they can't say in front of their parents. Especially our generation. We fucked
Asher Adams
The only people I've ever slept with were people who were
1) In a monogamous relationship with me
or
2) Were mutual intermittent fwb's
I have never paid for sex, be it cash, drugs or fine furs
Rape is for Greeks, Kid Rock fans and Van Owners
Lucas Nguyen
Like coffee~
Green apples are the best, I agree.
Red does go well with steak. Highly recommend.
Hehe, probably.
Luke Sullivan
meow!
Kevin James
Why do I do this to myself?
Isaiah Allen
What have you paid for in fine furs?
Box seat broadway tickets?
You yuppie trash fuck
Just kidding dunk I know you're a hippie.
Ooh, coffee I'm actually not so keen on. The amount of caffeine isn't very appealing to me.
Did you mean red wine, or red apples with steak?
Aiden Brooks
Because you've been hurt.
Jayden Jones
I suppose it's an acquired taste, too. Can get some coffee with less caffeine. If the beans are processed right, it'll still be good coffee, even without most of the caffeine.
Oh. Red wine, not red apples~
Jack Martin
Hippie isn't quite what I'd call it, but I'm okay with it.
I don't know, like two coyote pelts and maybe a mountain lion? That's like three garments, minimum. If a half-decent new outfit nowadays is worth like $100, then that's .. fair? I don't know how much hookers charge in this economy.
Samuel Fisher
What's the conversion rate of rabbit pelts to snizz?
Ian Young
That doesn't explain why I keep breaking my own heart.
Kevin Rogers
Wanna talk about it?
Benjamin Parker
You pretty much have to keep trying anyway.
The alternative is much, much worse.
Nathaniel Watson
Woah Black Betty
Luke Baker
uni time.
Have a good one
Christian Price
I have a thing for Elma and I know it can't go anywhere so I keep a distance but I can't help getting jelly because I'm a fucking idiot.
Hudson Richardson
I uhh
I mean, if you're comfortable talking about it here
I meant discord or something..
Why do you believe it cant' go anywhere?
Drunky#1844
Colton Martin
Woke up and head didn't hurt........
Lucas Johnson
Is Starbucks coffee viable or should I not go for that? I imagine that have that or something similar in Denmark right
I knew what you meant, just being cheeky
Maybe red apple wine, though.
Do you really wear furs?
Sheesh man.
Aw bye hugh
Dominic King
I'll note you down and speak after work or some such. I gotta go. Toodles~
Isaac Anderson
The animal's already dead, isn't it. Not wearing the coat isn't going to bring him back.
Nah fur is pointless and excessive nowadays
Jonathan Smith
Smile, Amy.
Nothing is as impossible as it seems.
Ethan Peterson
Five hours until work and still not tired even thred is asleep oh god help
Cameron Morales
B
Caleb Nelson
A
Leo Ortiz
S
Mason Ross
E
Thomas Fisher
D
Isaiah Peterson
I don't want to interrupt are you done
Ethan Foster
I was hoping someone would
Luke Nguyen
my *dick* is done
Julian Sullivan
What did you fap to
Noah Cooper
meow
Jonathan Reyes
Life tip: When nothing goes right, go to sleep
Sebastian Harris
Life tip: If you ever need validation, add "Tell me I'm pretty" to the comments box of the pizza delivery app. Odds are they'll do it.
Connor Long
nothing it was just an empty meme
Brayden Jackson
Life tip: If you're under 18, get away with robbing a bank by doing it naked. They can't admit the surveillance footage as evidence, as it's child pornography.
Grayson Baker
go to bed
Anthony Taylor
I FUCKING CANT
Wyatt Davis
You know, I'm pretty sure they can admit it. Otherwise they couldn't submit child pornography as evidence *for child pornography*.
Joshua Martin
I cant fap to empty memes
Evan Smith
Life tip: Buy shoes three sizes too big. People will think you have a huge wang
Jonathan Wilson
Mason Wood
Ryan Williams
To make sure you get the right
Carter Sullivan
...
Robert Ortiz
Connor Smith
FUCK
contacts in the right eyes, take a sharpie and label them L and R
Jaxon Parker
Hi cat
Justin Edwards
Genius.
uwot
O gawd was it just on repeat?
Juan Gonzalez
Turn any regular old sofa into a sofa bed by forgetting your wifes birthday
Cameron Murphy
Okay I'm done. Sorry for shitting up your board.
Charles Sanders
what
Kayden Cruz
it's so cold nezi is gonna freeze to death T-T
Gabriel Ramirez
I'd try e-cuddling but I don't think that's going to cut it
David Clark
That empty meme you fapped to
Jeremiah Martin
seek blankets
Colton Butler
Seek warm and comfy, Lest this land swallow you whole... As it has so many others.
Charles Lopez
*cough* *cough*
I don't think I'm gonna make it boys
Leo Davis
Wandering out into the night in search for tobacco. If I'm stabbed, I leave my Heating unit to Nezi
Carter Carter
sum1 needs 2 giv u mouth 2 mouth
Alexander Wood
can i get that statement in an official document
im really cold
c-could you do that for me?
John Ross
...
Robert Jones
cute
*snuggles*
i win!
Landon Edwards
don't do it luka
Robert Lewis
do what?
Angel Lee
Sorry dude, didn't get stabbed. There's always next time.
David Morgan
IT
Jonathan Peterson
...
Kevin Bennett
nice five fives you got there
Gavin Wilson
i can feel the hypothermia setting in
i feel warm
does this mean im dying
Jason Carter
NEIN
Jaxson Howard
yes
rip
Camden Gutierrez
yey
9 ?
Nine?
The nine divines of tamriel ?
Aiden Cook
Theres only 8 divines you imperial scum
Jose Williams
Y'all better be praising Talos
Brayden Hernandez
nord
is white
what he do?
Jordan Diaz
i see a bright light
i'm gonna go towards it...
Jackson Green
Talos mastered the power of the Voice, and with it he united the lands of men into a great Empire. In southern lands, he was known by the name Tiber Septim. Here in Holla Forums, we honor him by his proper Nord name. So great was his reign in life, when he ascended to the heavens he was made lord of the Divines.
Angel Adams
Evening
Eli Cook
oh so he's that old Septim guy i meet at the start of Oblivion in the prison?
Zachary Price
Talos was never a divine from the beginning, he became one so he's not really one of the divines hes a different kind of being of power.
Getout nord fags
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Isaiah Gomez
Brandon Barnes
no that's Uriel Septim the Emporer
Dylan Evans
morning herpy how arey ou? I' very tired
Wyatt Fisher
BARD
no, that's Uriel Septim
he's 21 generations later or something like that
Eli Cruz
hhey big boi
Alexander Martin
is he that knight looking guy i think?
that you meet in the clouds over the sky of the whole oblivion map? looking down on it?
lol Uriel sounds lewd ewww
xD
21 is a lot!!!
Ethan Morris
Getting angry at filthy nordling, talos worshipers.
a little stoned
Got plans for shiz today?
Gavin Jones
I was at the gym for 3 hours today
I ache, bard
so many.
that's like 400 years
Evan Long
uuu my day is already over
it's 4 a,,m here
I rolled some with my brother for a few hours and crashed out early then I had to run quick to my mates place to sing him some weedu
It's been about a week since we were to rolling cause I messed up my knee and have been resting it better but it was fun to get back to it
I didnt get any taps this time though because it was an easy day ;~ ;
m-me too
Come crawl into my restoration pod with my
it's warm
Jack Lee
is it gooey too
Lucas Robinson
I dont think so
He became a dragon or something and the divines let him sit by their side. So he's not a divine, he's just some cunt sitting next to them to look cool.
I did absolutely nothing all day, hooray!
Brayden Long
honestly that sounds just terrible LOL
Lazy boi
that's the best way to spend a day really
Matthew Jenkins
when is skyrim?
;~; rip he's just for show.
Nathan Peterson
it does
what's bard going to do with the rest of his day?
200 years after oblivion
dragons and stuff
Camden Robinson
ugg my day is pretty much over
I just gotta stall until I can go to sleep around like noon ish now
Was thinking of pplaying some sea of tieves with either my brother or some sft friends
busy listenn to musics rn though and kinda wanna shmoke again
Jackson Hughes
I sat down at the beach for a while which was nice.
Julian Russell
Dominic Hill
Ill give him credit, he at least got somewhere.
Just dont call him a divine, its outlawed now. Nordic scum.
Elijah Ward
You live by the beach? That's cool
Do you have to worry about Lionfish there?
Brody Ward
then you must smoketh
youtube.com
he made a bunch of lizard and cat people
wowee
Christopher Rivera
James Barnes
Angel Richardson
Nah the waters here are enclosed so not even a chance of a shark attack.
Levi Edwards
i miss playing those games
who do u liek?
Isaac Fisher
that made me physically ill
why would you post that
Liam Hernandez
He made everyone, just so you're aware
But is based because Gave up mortality and deigns over life and death just to spend more time with a book
Matthew Clark
that sounds pretty awesome
I like the beach but I dont like how salty the water is or the sand
it's rough and coarse and irritating and it gets everywehere
Brayden Gray
haha whoops i meant this one
Alexander Harris
I prefer fallout
I like shooting and eatinggiant scorpions in the desert more than epic fantasy adventure
he's probably best bros with Talos so
everything checks out here
Michael Cooper
Opinions on 3 v nv 4 ?
Nolan Cruz
All will fall to the dominion
Arkay seems like a nice guy. He's misunderstood!
I am a sand hater too.
Also the water is too cold to swim.
Nicholas Parker
I mean they're all breddy good
New Vegas is my favorite for sure
I got to be the rootinest tootinest gunslinger in the west
Angel Cruz
i like using vats
how?
Ryan Phillips
Nv > 1 > 3 > 2 > 4
Lucas Young
I miss those times when I would max out my guns skills first and be able to headshot raiders with a hunting rifle from so far away their friends might think they were struck down by god himself
Aiden Evans
that ain't even close to true
Also who the heck gives a feck about arkay when akatosh is around?
Jeremiah Martinez
"Arkay is the great spirit who brought every man and woman, Nede, Mer, Khajiit, and Argonian into the world"
Austin Morgan
Shame about NV's setting and story. Mechanically, it was GOAT
Pulled from wikis but can find the in game source in morrowind.
Xavier Harris
99%
1AP
Headshot
on like... uh... ten+ people in VATS
:O
it's almost like i'm playing McReee !!
Brandon Allen
I quite like the setting
muh big iron
IIIIIT'S HIGH NOON
Henry Hall
But Mer are descended from Aedra. Men are some bizarre descendants/creation of/who the fuck even knows of Lorkhan which are never really given a clear origin. The Argonians were made as servants to fucking space trees that are older than the world.
I mean, I guess in the vague, he is the god of births way he is...?
Chase Morales
talking about elder scrolls at 4 am on an imageboard
real gang shit
Tyler Rogers
I've spent most of my life in the high desert and lemme tell you, they nailed it. Lots of fucking nothing anywhere.
The factions were half decent, but much in the way of Skyrim, their questlines (Or lack thereof) were way too simple to justify the story exposition and character importance they wrote in.
Pick one
Also nigger, your response to me wasn't comprehensible.
I'm convinced I'm not sleeping tonight. It's a good thing I don't work late.
Ayden Butler
real anime stoner gang shit
Joseph Davis
RIP sleep
do you ever wonder if people can smell it on you when you go outside?
muh anxiety
Robert Morris
iuse a vaporiser soIlike to think it smells a little different but even so I dontmindmuch
I mean I def get anxiety outside but itsnotreally from worrying ifnayoneknowsI weed::P
Adam Turner
are you having a stroke
Nolan Stewart
Hollywood really painted a negative image of bats
those little fuckers aren't nothing but bird puppies
Adrian Young
Gabriel Sullivan
Why would anyone care if you do the weeds?
Why do you care that they care?
I've indulged in wax fewer times than I have fingers. I also have never used a vaporizer. Did you start with flower?
Nathan Reed
I am this close to coming over there and eating your ass
because my irrational fear of people looking down on me for what I choose to do
that's why
Julian Stewart
yea nig
They're consistent, at least in Elder Scrolls. The problem is that almost everything *in* universe isn't consistent. Everything is an unreliable narrator, lots of people say shit that isn't true.
Nolan Morales
wow bard weeds?
gonna look down on him now
Jordan Ward
the one thing we can be sure of
the khajiit are not to be trusted
Jack Diaz
yes i use an herbal tabletob vape for bud I dont use wax or anything
It's cool because you can do stuffwith your avb
goals
ssquiddy;~ :
Camden Wood
Don't be mean to Bard......
He did nothing wrong...........
David Scott
protect me cewas.........
Justin Phillips
You should learn to think you're better than everyone else. It's an unhealthy delusion, but any outward validation becomes irrelevant.
Oh, yeah
He's the god of birth and virtue, death and frailty, he's duality. None of his shrines offer blessings to passerby because his domain is effectively balance.
I don't care for the character synergy in The Elder Scrolls series (Or Fallout, for that matter) Because you're right, one NPC can say one thing about the gods, and from a meta standpoint, it becomes fact because it's in the game, but another character can say exactly contradictory information or history and it's just as viable because, fuck you, it's in the game.
I've seen those things. Haven't used one either. Kind of traditional with bongs, joints and pipes. I figured when you said vaporizer, you meant one of those little wax cartridge pens that I've seen med patients carrying fucking everywhere. Do you simply prefer the vaporizer to a pipe?
Kevin Scott
how are you all doing, btw?
Jaxson Gutierrez
That's WHY its fun to be mean to him
Lucas Wright
my friend is into those
I like the buzz better, the taste and the longevity of the bowl i feel is superior too
Xavier Sanders
just say the word
that sounds nigh impossible
how would you do something like that?
oh hey
welcome back to the land of the living
Brayden Young
Painful things happen and we have to smile and pretend everything is okay or we can't live where we live anymore.
Life's a joke.
I imagine you don't indulge in tobacco to any capacity.
wh-...
what does?
Brody Johnson
'Being duality' I'd probably keep for akatosh, who is literally fucking everything in the setting because being both sides of something is so much his thing, but then I think arkay was supposed to be akatosh's son, so fair enough.
That's part of it, but additionally the lore loves to set up vague stuff that has different people asserting different things. Like what happened at Red Mountain, or who the fuck exactly *is* Talos, or the Underking.
Nathan Lewis
learning to think I'm better than everyone else
how do?
Angel Gray
nah tobacco tastes gross and doesnt give a very fulfilling effect
Jackson Scott
Elijah White
gimme
Ryan White
Ayden Parker
{searching}
Brody Moore
lewd
Bentley Harris
Yeah, I think that, as the son of Akatosh, he took on the more specific domains of Life, Death and Balance in all mortal things and his dad was kind of just "Yeah, okay. Can focus on bigger shit now and my son's part of the family business. Win-win."
I haven't touched TESO because I fucking hate retcon which is why I'm scared for TES6, as it'll be, lorewise, probably in line with TESO
Be better than everyone else.
Shame. You've never had a spliff?
Holy niche batman. Magic has come so far.
Jason Adams
i just got 2 nukes in one game of domination lol
i gave a bj to a necromancer and they resurrected me
idk I'm pretty happy ^^
Joshua Hill
yes I've had a tobaccoed spliff and lso joints and blunts but I'm not afan of tobacco mixes just because I feel tobacco is pointless and harsh and after vaporising blunts taste very bad
joints are still alright but niot preferred and pipes are gross
Isaac Hill
:(
pls
nuuuuu
Chase Rogers
still working on getting over all the self hate
one thing at a time
I have no magic, but I'll take one of those
Okay, if you say so.
Jose Brooks
Oh, yeah, TESO is a fucking travesty.
I think some of the people at Bethesda Game Studios said they're not letting it overwrite the main series' lore back when TESO came out and hopefully they'll stay with that.
Zachary Reyes
I am too. (Screaming Internally)
Smoke in general doesn't usually taste good, but there's a comfort in the harshness. I think I'm past nicotine addiction and just enjoy the act. I've never been a fan of blunts. Tobacco leaves are for cigars.
Like, all glass in general, or just pipes?
You just have to hate everyone else even more than you hate you.
I know this sounds like nonsense, but you'd be surprised. most of it is. I'm just as lost on this planet as you are
I'm waiting for the final tieover that confirms TES and FO are in the same universe, and one is a prequel to another.
Did you know there's a nirnroot in Fallout 4?
Fucking nonsense.
Isaiah Powell
I have no idea why good was spoilered. I didn't do that.
Carter Anderson
I used to have some bubblers and external percolators of glass I used to run my vape through and eventually learned how to make the mouthpiece into a bong for water filtered hits
glass pipes are good
but after vaporising smoking anything I can taste combustion and it tastes god awful
Anthony Evans
I was like that for a while
it worked out pretty well at the time
I hope Fallout is actually the prequel to TES.
Let's get real fuckin crazy with this lore.
Andrew Diaz
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Jayden Morris
Ok.....
Because you are so nice...........