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SO LAY DOWWWWWWWWWWWN
THE THREAT IS REEEEEEEEEEEAL
WHEN HIS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
GOES RED AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
I'm kinda quickly reading it as I get caps of Haru.
Mmmh... I do love me big tiddies.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEEING RED AGAIN * ad infinitum
CONSUME BUD LIGHT
this man
has excellent taste
Don't I always though?
WHY EVERYONE SCREAMS?
Rellim reeb! Rellim reeb!
nekenieh
Shunning alcohol and rembracing the Lord God has worked wonders for my self esteem.
that would fill that mouth up.
BC, pls, stop
when you accidentally drop a AA battery out of your hoody pocket because you forget you put it in there and then spend like an hour and a half looking fro it because you feel like an asshole for just dropping a AA battery on the ground
putside mind you, and while on a bike
outside*
nani the fuck facebook
Hu at least say hi
This thread is a Trainwreck already
toof
YEET
This shit is so scary.
I finded "Art of war" in my library, cool
lol Fagbook
facebook.com
what kinda shit fb got on u?
++++
Youtube what the fuck are you doing.
Hu lemme see your smile
Oh Jesus Christ...
abandon ship
It asks me to log in
*pat*
Maybe when you get a better taste in beer
NO SHIT CUZ U DONT USE IT
Oh, Hutzpa want to search for a substring in an SQL query.
% is like matching one or more characters so you can do like %hi% for any string containing hi
I've seen Hu's smile
Your hand is too hairy, shave it
I find this humorous. We can buy a gun and ammo in what is essentially a cornerstore in most states with 1 form of ID and no waiting period but we actively censor firearm safety and instructional videos because muh sensitive content.
'Murrica.
I've seen Hu's- uh...
...well.
What did Kyon-kun mean by this?
his hairy ass?
LOL
the internet is huge and it is free
if you really wanna learn how to use a gun via the internet, NOTHING will stop you.
big hands for a big guy
...
...
:3
:3
lol
Everything?
ya so?
Gross.
BOY I CAN FEEL THAT FROM HERE
tfw hu's gooch has been examined by spec
:sob:
which one in thread wants it?
I hate hairs which grow not on the head
Just don't think of me when you inevitably fap to it.
Kay thanks
It's only a sign of good blood circulation
You're so fucked.
bloodchan probably
No, it's literally means that you monkey
I'm also a dude, what's your point? :^)
Hu don't tell me you shave your chest
sure you are
I are the niggest
I shave nothing. I only trim my beard now and then
bc loves giving bj?
damn those tiddies on topleft tho
I wonder if you're hairier than colbs
supposedly
Hoowee, sure do love whipping out my dick and doing dick things with it
Chest and tummy aren't too hairy tbh
I see what you're trying to do here.
And let me tell you something.
It won't work.
colbs is probs the hairiest then
that nigga got hair running up from his asscrack lol
poor guy
I can smell her breath from here
As you say, Mahmud
brb, moving to burgerland
YEET
GET THAT SHIT
Huh?
I want tattoos like that...
huh??
I don't have the papers yet on any of it though, or industry experience!
Basically worthless
Photoshop was a mistake...
hi ^^
Hmmn? What am I trying to do?
you workin in a company. if you did the projects and you have them in your portfoilio that counts as exp.
be confident.
sell yourself.
don't let impostor syndrome get you down. When you get recruited you will be shadowing someone for a good while to get your feet wet.
All will be ok.
BELIEVE IN THE ME
THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
Just the tattoos?
huehuehuehuehue
sup
this whole I'm a dude jabooty shit
aint gonna fly
He also would like to suck someones dick
I don't. Just helping out one. Not the first time either.
What do you take me for, a whore?
I mean if the shoe fits...
with the glasses on too?
You mean, telling the truth?
shut it, slut
Experience nevertheless.
You have experience with the whore stuff too it looks like ;)
Until you prove it, I'm not going to believe otherwise.
Neither whatsoever. I'm shit
smelly...
the fucking snow
I feel u
gonna make a snowman?
you need an internship boy
:sob:
0.0 -pounces and squeaks hello!-
OwO what's this?
can't you people take your porn sharing elsewhere
no
But I mentioned my dick so it has to be true
Why won't you share your porn with me?
I need to jerk-off with my right hand
I don't want to be attacked for my fetishes
also I deleted the folder about a week ago so it's only about 4 pictures
You use your left for that, 'eh?
tf, why?
Y....yes
because my fetishes aren't particularly 'normal'
i'm skipping class today
#badboynezi
i woke up when class started and we're just reviewing for test anyway
Tell us
interesting
tell me more
too cool for school?
please don't make me
eh I got a 91 on my last test
math is ez clap
Are you normally left handed, or just well practiced in that area?
Oh? Tell me tell me!
please stop
nobody's gonna do that
share if you want
it's the actual worst thing ever
You're all basic bitches stacked up to me.
yeah that's a good point
why are my fetishes so much more interesting than the furry's
I'm right handed.....
Left bizeps is 38cm in range, right is only 36.5cm
TELL
sweet and salty?
it's pretty dumb yeah but at least it's not too difficult
P:ro tip.
They aren't.
I like to bust fat nuts in the girl im fuckin when possible
I think I have the most vanilla fetish there is
Tell meeee!
Also Squash is totally right anyway, so you can't really set the bar any lower.
I should show you some of my darker shit.
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
if you want to know so much then ask me a question you unregistered sex offenders
What
post it so I can lick my screen and dream of sucking it
squash will show you all sorts of poops if you let them
*Teleports behind you and notices your bulge*
Owo wHAts ThiS?
*Unshetes katana and cuts you in half*
"Nothing personnel, kid"
BUT IT WAS A HOLOGRAM!
And absolute shit ton. If you will.
oh lord
the trim around her crotch looks freaky
Uh huh, uh huh...
What eye dominant?
Do I have to say please, or something?
What gets you off Loafie?
Butt loads even.
My friend knows this artist
fucking LIT
say it
fuck math
unsheathe my bulge
Nigga that ain't no katana.
That's a tanto at best.
lots of things do senpai, so many I couldn't list them all if I tried I imagine
give me some guidance will you please
Here's a water bottle cause damn you thirsty.
Why are you staring at her vagina?
He's either a pedophile or his fetishes are basic as fuck and he wants to seems special and mysterious.
This is actually boring... never mind.
I'm so sorry... someday we'll have a cure for such flawed individuals, I'm sure.
now what's the next step of your master plan
First of all that insult could use some work. Secondly, the pain and humiliation I feel daily are immense, so for someone like you to cut someone like me deeper, well... I just can't understand why.
because thats the freakiest lookin part wish
wait who
flawed?
just need to switch sides for everything, no problema
It's official, guys.
Loafie is the new thread pedo.
Because I love you.
So I hurt you.
Loafie.
I miss eating food.
you know for some reason I don't believe that
I am not a pedophile
I am an okkacon, in fact
*Chu*
So a weeb and a pedo.
Nice.
i too am hungry
nothing good to eat so id rather just be hungry
need to go to grocery soon
im trying to out bc bc
Squashie you're doing that thing again
Even for things like a mouse/keyboard? Or are you just well practiced enough with that?
Shooting is hard left handed, it's rare to find most arms to have left handed versions.
You'd have an advantage in swords, knives, and hand to hand though.
The cosmos demands tribute and sacrifice.
You're hungry because you don't want to eat.
I'm hungry because I can't.
Live is jank.
does pedo have a new meaning now
I thought it meant a person with a sexual attraction to children, which as I have made clear, is not a statement that applies to me
K pedo.
Yeah, I used to just use right or ambi mice but honestly the first time I laid hands on a deathadder lefty it was like a whole new world had opened up
what does that even mean?
look it up lazy boy
Come on, tell us genre
What do you mean by that?
SAY IT, PUSSY
Fun fact.
Googling okkacon brings up furry shit.
why can't you eat
Just makes me feel sick.
I need to see a gastro doctor.
at least I'm not crossdominant
that would be a bit hairy
there are lots of genres I like
A sexual attraction towards older women in anime
I think that's tailored to you friend
when I search it, it defaults to either thinking I spelled occasion wrong, and if I search specifically for okkacon I get 0 results
look at something across the room
point at it
while keeping ur finger pointed, close one eye with your other hand keeping other eye open, then repeat with other eye
if the object seems to move when you close that eye you are that eye dominant
aww :(
im sorry
ye see doctor so you can feel better soon dear
you're such a normie, Loafie.
cuz it shows results for oklacon
ok pedo
I bet...
Your dominant eye, much like your dominant hand you have a dominant eye. This is usually only applicable when it comes to firearms and bows and the like, or if you're going to be looking through any kind of monocular device.
I got nothin...
So he made a word up. Typical pedo.
we're the same age fuckface
loafie post your tummy
okkacon
okasan
means mother
so you're into milfs?
but I gave the definition of the word in that comment
what does it matter
no thank you
Yeah that would suck, but usually people with that just force one or the other to "work" with their dominant eye.
see I didn't know that you can use alt+esc to focus out of games
i always used alt+tab
lame.
oh older women
I got it right :D
look man
It's not my fault you like dusty cooch
same
you can use ctrl shit esc to bring task manager up too
God you really are basic.
don't kinkshame >:(
I too use weeb words to seem special when talking about what I'm into instead of just saying I like milfs.
THEN DON'T SHAME ME FOR LIKING WOMEN MY AGE
TELL 2 OR 3
Tnx
I suppose it's my right eye
Congrats, you're not wrong eyed or handed.
Go on me, daddy.
I do not have mummy issues
sorry pal I think we just got off on the wrong foot
given the reaction over something as basic as older women, I don't think I'd particularly want to
none of this debacle would have begun if you people had just kept your porn where it belonged
Sure you don't.
Pedo.
You trying to say, that left part of body dominates only in communists?
Dude.....eww
you're getting shamed for being too normal
I love this place
Maybe I'll post my F-List.
Show you normies what a real man fucks to.
what's wrong with that
is this some strategy of yours to get me reveal the fetishes which aren't particularly normal
because it's not working
This is about how you claim to have wild fetishes worth being embarrassed over when you really just have a basic bitch fetish.
But he was specifically talking anime milfs so the weeb words make sense.
Yes, only dirty communists are left handed. They shall be summarily shot and expunged.
squash has lost it
not at all
I'm offended you assumed I would do something like that
if I wanted to know I would ask
can we please change the subject
We should all be proud of our fetishes.
Life is short.
Make it weird.
We can not.
You are todays sacrifice.
To the gods we give you.
Blood, piss, mid-coitus murder and lesbians being gentle/ loving.
ye I knew that one
but i was playing mw2 and you can't use alt+tab or task manager to focus out of the game
only alt+esc works for some reason
but yes ctrl+shift+esc is another good one most people don't know
Sign of pretty bad childhood and mental disease as result of it
++++
Inflation porn, baby.
That's not normal, dude.
DID SOMEBODY SAY;
MID COITUS MURDER VORE????
Eh, close enough.
I was about to post traps to have you point out the freakiest lookin part.
Nobody did
those things are present, but I think that the sexual attraction to older women came as a result of the mental problems, not the other way around
I'm going to bed, goodnight
I put myself out there for you.
And you hurt me.
On this. The day of my daughters quinceanera.
More people should say it...
Oh, I... I never meant to... damn it.
I would never even imagine hurting you
and yet you choose to hurt me
Never understood vore, actually. Do people not get how unsexy stomach acid is?
*Dabs*
McFucking Killyourself
Do people realize how unsexy furries are? Yet there seems to be... a lot of that... filth around.
speak for yourself
LOL
evening thread :3
Y-yeah....vore is icky...
Don't speak to me you 10 piece chicken McNobody.
you know i've said it a lot but i'd easily kiss like 65% of posters
Don't make me post actual dog dick, Scoots.
I have it in the butt loads.
With furries I can at least kind of get it. But vore makes literally no sense.
why
we're exposing our dirty laundry today
I've fucked like 65% of you.
I'm 65% of posters!
Glad to be part of the 35%
stop posting porn here please
Stop trying to understand furries!!!! Degenerate!
Come at me
please stop this immediately
I bet Loafie is into cuck porn.
Seems the type.
I have it in the butt loads.
No, you've had dog dick loads in your butt. Silly goose.
I wish.
I haven't fucked a dog in ages.
...
Forgot my greentext. Oh well.
Would you have difficulty with the other 35% because of your standards or theirs?
I always got the feeling BD was slightly sticky, but from a non sexual substance.
what do u mean
good pic
i like it
no
D-do it! If you d-dare OwO
NO RAGRATS
Yes. Do not lie.
do what !!
brb, grabbing more pics of /yaoi/
...so like honey, then?
I am not lying
Sure.
So is Loafie a new guy or something?
Dang it.
I do not exist.
You one of those queermosexuals, son?
/yay/
wait whatd you say
also thats not my name.
yes u do sweetheart
mwah
stop bullying me please
scoots don't be mean you're a nice chap
you can spend your time doing things other than finding yaoi hentai and renaming the filename to 'Loafie'
when you really think about it, the #metoo campaign is read like "pound me too"
I bet he likes the abuse.
not quite
we're kinkshaming loafie
fuck
We should get a group call going.
I don't recall. Something hilarious, no doubt.
What's new across the pond?
Yes....
Cute boys.......
why do people always assume this about me
just because I experience a lot of abuse by you people doesn't mean I like it
its p funny tbh
LOL
its such low hanging fruit and its SO good
alright kid
go back to algebra class
get out of the hallway
he needs to quit being so bully-able LOL
just meme with the rest of the kids @loafie
got home from work
uhhh
day off tomorrow
cool
tb h i would kiss a boy
Days off are Hella good. I got one tomorrow too.
On the l-lips?
damn I forgot to ignore the bullies again
I'll get you all back for this one day
DO NOT COME TO THREAD TOMORROW
That was a wee bit gay
Some of you are okay, don't come to Holla Forums tomorrow.
wow what are you gonna do with it
on the lips
on the cheek
on the head
on the neck
on the
can i get a smooch or no
i can't stand "produced" porn
any kind of lewd that involves people being paid is usually shit
Masturbate angrily! Or sleep. Probably just sleep to be honest.
porn is lame AND GAY
2-3 second clips of each occurrence of intercourse would have been good to drive the point.
both options are subpar tbh
do something else
What...about the...uh... hips?
I just trimmed down there, check snapchat ;)
id kiss some hips yeah
Uhhh, I dunno post here and play vidyagames?
Alas, Asuka is best girl.
rip in pipper
like, 65%? owo
Boys are not for kissing. Except Clemps but he's my husbando. Boys are for tough stuff like fights and slapping each other on the butt!
no only gay porn is gay
hmmm
maybe
watch some FILM idk
go out and play some ddr or see a band play :p
more than likely
and for kissing on the lips passionately
tasting their lips
Nooo kisses are yucky.
Boys are FOR kissing, and romancing and.... sharing a bed with when it is a cold night....
Well then, this sounds... like, something profitable!
Now! Before I over heat, how was your day?
see thats where ur wrong
everyones turnin gay bc theres so much porn out there now
everyday its sex !! sex !!
all over everything
its turning everyone gay
wait are you a boy or a girl
i need to know if kissing u is gay or not
then i'll ask for a smooch
not too bad
had a busy rush twice but
other than that okay
what you guys don't kiss your guy friends casually on the lips? I thought that was a normal thing
ye I don't follow you here mate
I have a dick.
porn is
GAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats not what i asked you doof
A guy, usually.
There is a good girl. Now it is time to do a big ol goof and relax!
I was heterosexual before I came to these threads.
Once, I was so straight that I wanted to kill myself.
I was straight before going on 4chan. I'm still mostly straight...ish.
What could be straighter than wanting to put your throbbing member inside the vbody oif a feminine man/"Man"
It could be not a man for one thing.
no it's cold...
waah
What is more manly;
Putting your penis in a woman... a feminine act...
OR
Putting your dick in a man as an act of male domination.
I will elave that to sink in...
usually ?
sometimes youre a girl yeah ?
sick
either way kissing you is gay
sadly
only bc kissing is inherently gay
no straight man or woman kisses
can i pwease have a smooch
;w;
cant believe u got reverse shock therapied
bein straight stinks
good thing im a girl >:3
what's the matter are you leaving
You know it, why would you want to be a stinky stinky normie? I think heterosexual people are such toxic degenerates.
You know what is up.
no i just want a smooch
cutie
-pecks you gently on the forehead-
normies are gay
but not actually gay
theyre just
"gay"
;//////;
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thanks~~
The gayest of the gay without being "gay".
Didn't the ancient Romans or someone think that way?
alright you can have your smooch then
-smooches-
Perhaps, but I know that it was less frowned upon by The Greek/Ancient romans.
Sooo... PeeGirl is Blood-chan?
There was sodomy etc everywhere back then, so "frowned upon" is probably an understatement.
And like everyone likes watching 300 or Spartacus or Hercules etc. Interesting.
such a cuute dress
hehehehehe
ezpz
got that soft boy lips ON LOCK baby
smooches anytime i want ^w^
the one and only :3
ELMAAAAA!
Hihi.
how'd you do it
nobody's even smooched me before how'd you manage to get them anytime you want
what are your trade secrets
How's it going?
i have a natural charm about me :p
boys cannot hold themselves back when i'm arond ;D
pretty sick ability tbh
I'm home from work; I'm alive.
Whassup with you?
Well, jsut becasue it wasnt so frowned upon does not make those ultra hetero movies GAY!
Right? It is delightful. Dresses, and accessories.
Hey, lily. Howd you get your lips so soft and kissable? hm?
charm huh
sounds like a really neat ability to have
give me cookies grrrrrrrrrrrr
howd they become like this uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lots of water
and sometimes tea
thats about it :p
sometimes i'll use chapstick
yes it is now come over here and snuggle with me im cold
The persian guy was p gay ;^)
They said "Jupiter's COCK!" a lot in Spartacus too, p sure they had a few gay scenes too, so instantly at least the bad cgi was made up for.
lmao "Starz"
i just finished a box of pocky :p
close enough to cookies hehehehe
was TASTY
How've you been?
Playing NMS. I am very very very bad at it.
-making notes-
So... plenty of hydration... and some chappie stick? What flavour?
I mean, men like to curse alot... so...
lol you bought it??
omg did you start in Euclid? Get through the story quests so you can farm^^
I'm not even on that point anymore Scooots.
Kinda turned into watch Spartacus.
Uhhh... I... Yeah, I bought it. I'll never save enough money now. ;~;
pretty good
soon i will hab enuf money to start downing those sweet delicious fairy pills
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
burt's bee's peppermint
strawberry pocky is nice
bibi time to cook dinner
/patpat
burt's bee's mango reporting in^^
-snuggles-
Boy. Better get spaghetti.
Huh, that would explain why you are always so fresh
Now I'll never get to be ur owner! ;~;
Nuuu! You watch it and get spag'd out. I've seent it before.
hab fun bubber
tbh i've literally only tried peppermint but like
ITS SO GOOD
theres no need for me to switch
i love all things minty ;w; (pepperminty mostly)
you're warm
soft skin too
-runs your run behind your ear-
THATS RIGHT BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEVER! I HATE SPAGHETTI!
You are an unrepentant tease.
fettuccine?
Penne!
you sure love talking about my skin and how soft it is
what's your fascination with skin all about senpai
F-fairy pills?
She likes to wear it, Bufflo Bill style.
that sounds very worrisome
I hope she has the courtesy to not skin me
hehehehehehehe >:3
i love to touch it and squeeze it and just feel it
soofffffffftttttttt
i could fall asleep on it....
H
R
T
girl pills
booby skittles
uhhh
force femming candies
This might be the best name for anything ever.
A compromise. I guess.
Tormenting boys so...
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
congrats and good luck
is that safe?