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Trump

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ikr

huh?

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"Our Nation was founded by farmers. Our independence was won by farmers. And our continent was tamed by farmers. Our farmers always lead the way -- we are PROUD of them, and we are DELIVERING for them!" - The President on Farmers

"@seanhannity on @foxandfriends now! Great! 8:18 A.M."

his love for Fox News is an SNL meme for a reason

"The Mueller probe should never have been started in that there was no collusion and there was no crime. It was based on fraudulent activities and a Fake Dossier paid for by Crooked Hillary and the DNC, and improperly used in FISA COURT for surveillance of my campaign. WITCH HUNT!"

100k people liked this comment

how many of them trust this man?

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Farmers are the Old Republican Jeffersonian Ideal.
Hard working. Freedom loving. Nation loving. Patriotic men. No poisonous machinations or treasons in their nature.
The cities and city dwellers... the politicians and urban centers, the create the lying, loathesome corrupt man who is in it only for themselves.
FARMERS.
The Libertarian ideal.

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Blame the proletariat. Works every time.

The roads were perilous but the omelette was worth it

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I havent cooked an omelette in ages.
Im jelly.

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I just went to a diner ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't you have diners in cuntland?

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Farmers do not equal Proletariat. In fact, Marxism/Marx never thought of Russia as a place where the Communist revolution would/should spring up. Being a agrarian heavy society. He felt Great Britain, Germany were the most like to rise up in Worker's rebellion. Peasants are not made of the same stuff as inner city factory workers.
According to Marxist theory, Russia would have had to first industrialize and THEN ferment.
Something the early Revolutionaries found difficult and labourious to solve. Hence the Stalinist collectivizations and priority on Heavy Industry.

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how many fucking farmers are there in America.

in order of the what the Average American's career is, here's the list:

1. retail salesperson
2. cashier
3. office clerk
4. food service
5. nurses
6. waiters
7. customer service
8. janitors
9. people who handle packages and stuff
10. secretaries
11. stock clerks
12. general operation maangers
13. bookkeepers and auditing clerks
14. elementary school teachers
15. truck drivers (the largest employer of white men in America)
16. nursing aides and orderlies
17. sales reps

not one of the top 100 most common jobs in America in the modern day are farmers.

it's mostly people just serving each other shit.

do you think Trump knows this?

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Nosir.

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This is a lot to read

Are Kanra and Scoots arguing with each other, tag teaming, or just individually going on about separate things

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Start one then

There'd be no competition

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The latter, but both are tangentially related.

Just lending a Comrade some worthwhile knowledge. What is the use of being a learned man if you do not share with those less learned, or in need of additional factoids.

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Did You Know: The President of the United States has his own actual, no-joke, proapganda media company?

it's a show hosted by his daughter

she speaks slowly and like her father, in small words, except from a script written by a team of propagandists.

it's called "The Real News"

and those words seem embarassingly a lot like "The Ministry of Truth"

straight up Orwellian

I only partake in "Pews News", the only worthwhile news and media outlet in the system.

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idktf scoots is on about

joking about being a communist

here's some straight up transparent brainwashing

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Ive heard of two diners, been to one and I couldnt even tell if thats what it really was.

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I blame the proletariat.

here's the trailer for Donald Trump 2020

how the feck do these videos get less than a thousand views

I felt like I was watching a parody, but I knew deep down it wasn't.

pew pew

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Because YouTube video suggestion and trending algorithm decided that late night TV show hosts, and a really lame metaphor for gun control involving cats, was more pertinent.

Thanks Limes


Is this the RPing as a serious person that u mentioned that u might do with that avatar


He's trying to roleplay as that dumb bitch Mei


Idk, I think it's kind of a loose word, really

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she talks slowly

with small, easy to understand words

about how quick, how brave, how hard working, how honourable, how just the President of the United States is

and how all other media must be feared

and how they're all out to get him.

that isn't implied. it's stated outright. directly. and repeatedly.

What's a Limes?

BREAKING NEWS

Kanra is a subby femboi

More at 11

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Probably u

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It's almost like Project Veritas caught them admitting that they are after him- oh wait, that's probably just propaganda too.

sigh


Erio no.

Well it was called a diner. So sure I've been to one, they didnt make omelettes though. All they made were burgers.

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It isn't really RP, Kanra/Chiri made some off the cuff remark about Trump/Presidency and farmers.
Figured it would be a useful tidbit to inform them of why Farmers are so prized in some sections of US life from my readings on the topic.
ALSO; Herp had made a remark, most likely a meme, about the proletariat that I felt was a bit misguided and decided to drop some knowledge on the relationships between farmers and communism in relation to the "proletariat".
So. Some of one, and some of the other.

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;~; scary polotics

It will be okay luka, no scary political/House of Cards back stabbings going on.

-pet pet-

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I took in no information at all.

That does not surprise me.

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Oh Jesus Christ save me.

We await the Yuzu~

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I fail to see how the president making youtube videos is brainwashing.

It's called outreach

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Happy babooka

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I am too simple for surprises anyway.

Cherub already posts Yuzu, but he's hardly around.
Fuck, I should just start building a Harumi folder...

it's like an ASMR for people who like Trump

listen to her

watch her

read the text

watch her

listen to her

"Americans should be so proud of their President..."

He is merely doing what FDR did, and embracing new media. FDR embraced the radio scene and it carried him to the Oval Office.

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Do it! Haru is bae tier.

Kanra suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

wat is yuzu

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Blonde girl on the right in this picture is Yuzu

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She is. I'll do it later today.


Character from Citrus.

Out for now, see you Scoots, Erio, Luka.

who is he reaching out to

what kind of mindless sheep does he think Americans are?

who writes these scripts that these people read from?

Later

i want them both~ ^////^


bye bye mysterious user

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Cute drama show.


Its super good, have you not watched?

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youtube.com/watch?v=p93_cxHaYfc

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"I know President Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and our entire family will have you and your family in our thoughts and prayers throughout this holiday."

bullshit.

i haven't watched anything in a while
u_u

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Soon, then, maybe. It is good.

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I think Limes is the only American user who talks like you tho

Or maybe you're just Spectre without a name for some reason


Weird, breakfast food is kind of a staple of diners here

Are things like omelettes just not common in Australia at all


I'm glad I only post-ironically care about politics


Nothing sounds sweeter than the song of desperate anguish, that call to the heavens that goes ignored. That's precisely the aria I was waiting for, my gifted singing ape. And now your audience demands an even more heartrending encore.


Good thing Tsuchi won't let you make Youtube videos to brainwash people : ^ )


Byebye ♥

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I've been waiting to use that Frieza quote

*pets her lovingly*

i wonder what i should do now?

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Nah, theres just a shitload of cafes

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Hm, me too, no nap? No snack?

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i finally after... a whole month of waiting get paid!!!!
imma eat gud today

u_u too bad McD's isn't open for a whole nother hour...
then i get to eat yummy breakfast!!!

i wonder what i should buy... kewl games? or uh... i dunno

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sorry. it's not like how the world works has changed.

propaganda like this shouldn't be allowed to work.

it should be repulsive to anyone who watches it.

but the fact bald faced, straight up propaganda, that calls itself "The Real News" exists, and it's officially approved by The President of the United States, should mean something if anything means anything anymore.

Treat yourself if you can. That would be nice. Nice food nice things.

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what will u play?

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A friendo is here playing PUBG

Might PUBG later, maybe OW

omg. what the fuck.

:O reinhart?!

The President... of the United States...

Yep! attack rein!

;~;
i canary spamming weird trump junk????

i tried briggette!

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oh, in case nobody clicks on that

it's The President of the United States pretending to be someone else, talking about how popular he is, how amazing he is, and how good he is:

"Have you met him? He’s a good guy and he’s not going to hurt anybody. The one article said he was going to throw her out of the apartment is total nonsense. He is going to always treat her well as he treated his wife well. I mean, he paid his wife a great deal of money. He did it in a very bad period of time and, ultimately, that was settled. There were those that say that that was even put that way. I don’t know if you heard that but that Trump became poor until he got his divorce. And then all of a sudden, he’s been doing very well and I guess you probably heard that, too.

But he treated his wife well and he treated -- and he will treat Marla well. He’s somebody that has a lot of options, and, frankly, he gets called by everybody. He gets called by everybody in the book, in terms of women."

Whats he liek?

...

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excellent question. habit, I suppose.

she is cute
and whips people and sheilds and healz


;~; it doesn't look nice.

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Donald Trump, talking about his ex-wife:

No, he didn’t leave, no. See, that’s the biggest misconception of this whole thing. The second question I asked about after the ring was the biggest misconception is he left. He didn’t leave for Marla. He really left for himself. He didn’t leave for Marla. He never left for Marla. He was going to leave anyway. Marla was there, but he was going to leave anyway. Whether there was a Marla or not he was going to leave anyway.

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The smell arrived when you did

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millions of people can have an opinion on pewdiepie saying the n word

less than a fraction give a fuck about the recorded history of the so-called "most powerful man in the world"

and maybe I don't either. maybe I'm lying to myself, and I don't actually care. if that's true, what is this thing I'm feeling?

maybe I don't actually care. maybe I don't actually care about a lot of the things I think I care about.

I smell like a weird mix of aluminum, paint thinner, denatured alcohol, oil, and sweat

It's pretty far off from semen

Now you on the other hand...

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I'd rather smell like semen than that tbh

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Or maybe you just shouldn't.

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but what of the future

sue me i forgot the S

:3

time 2 work bubberz

see ya in 7/8 hours
maybe :p

cute boys who smell of semen

what of the people what come up with this shit

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eww

It aint super strong tbh
But I do change once I get home

My hands are the ones that take most of the damage tho lol

Semen smells so gross tho
Why would you ever

Denatured alcohol smells nice tbh

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how do I stop caring about this

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Kanra show me the face where you stfu

Good, should shower as well.

It's not that bad, you get used to it, as you do with everything

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soto you're a bit trumpish

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that was flimsy. I'm only judging by years of what you say and how you talk. which, for all I know, isn't enough.

was it all ironic memes? not actually indicative of the sort of person you are?

nah. probably not.

Good morn friends!

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Good morning

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good night

morni!
how are you doin?

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I'm alright. Short day too.
Feeling well yourself?

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I always shower before bed cause it's so gross going to bed all oily

You seem pretty used to it.


Tell me more about Grand Slams

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ye, just woke up a few minutes ago!
ready to uwu the day away

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Yeah, I believe it.

Maybe I just try to seem that way to not make people realize just how fucking sad my life is and how pathetic I am.


Hope you slept well.
w-what does that mean?

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idk

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so silly

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I just hate how I can't really see with my hair down after I shower and I'm too lazy to comb it again

Damn, where'd all that self deprecation come from?

Nah, you're fine dude I'm pretty sure there's way worse people out there than you

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Showering before sleep is the perfect time then. No reason to see then~

Maybe I'm also partially joking, although it's still kind of sad.
Thanks though

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I also fap while in the shower
Best sleep ever lol

Yeah, at least you don't unironically enjoy mlp then that'd be pretty sad lmao

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Sup

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It's comfier when lying down in bed though.

I actually don't enjoy watching things, so nope, don't enjoy that either.
Don't really enjoy that many things


The sky

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What sky?

It really is, but that easy clean up in the shower

Its spooky when you cum so hard your knees almost give out and you almost fall in the shower
My heart was throbbing as fast as my dick lmao

What do you enjoy?

You know what I enjoy?

seeing you smile ^W^

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The one that looks blue


It depends how much hair you got I suppose. Else it'll just attach itself to it all and won't leave the drain, requiring you to clean up more than you would have if you just came on a paper towel you put on your tummy beforehand.

WOW, lewd!

Coffee. Coffee is pretty nice.
And runescape. Makes time fly and makes me forget about reality.

w-woah, my my. Why are you flirting?

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But it's white

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I don't have much hair down there or anywhere tbh

Why do you get it all over yourself anyways?
That's so unsanitary lol

You're the one talking about cumming on tummies

Milk or creamer does not belong in coffee
Change my opinion

Never played Runescape, isnt it p old though?

Just trying a different approach

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Best colour~


Lucky. I'm basically a monkey. Hair everywhere, even hands and feet. Not too much on head though cause I got a haircut not even a week ago.

You don't if you put a towel there :3

Fine, both lewd then.

Why should I change your opinion? Your opinion is the right one.
Coffee is best black. And the darker the beans, the better the coffee.

Is a game that gets weekly updates really "old"? Is WoW old?
I do play OSRS though, which is based on a 2007 version of it, so in that way it's old, but it does get weekly updates still.
It's a good game. Very grindy, but good

You're so silly

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ohayou

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*pat*


Then what would you be?

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not much can beat the delectability of a rich chocolate draped donut washed down with a mug of milk

like 700 cals though loool

its blizzarding so everything is fucking closed so im off today

sup wichu

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Purple probably

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A cold glass of milk can be fucking delicious, that I agree with.

Damn. Oh well, being home is nice too~
Eh, am fine. Just barb fishing.
Other than blizzard and your lunch being a doughnut, how's you?


Is someone choking you?

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Hu I'll flirt with you some other time, I have to go buy some more beer

oishiii

Dark beer is best beer.
Recently stumbled upon Grimbergen. Their beer is pretty damn good.
Take care, buy something nice

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No, why you think this way?

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Man he totally wants my dick now lmao

That was my breakfast btw way, I woke up at like 10am :D
My back only hurts when I apply torsion to it. So gonna keep resting up.

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Usually people turn purple if they're getting choked


You wish


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Doughnut for breakfast sounds better~
I hope your backpain passes soon

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lmao

danke


now what to do in my free time being snowed in?

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Purple is my favourite color probably

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Boys cumming

Get WC to 99 ofc!


Wow, how gay

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boy I dont have membs anymore

lent my friend my sgs and tassets until I get it again

Why?

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willow is good too
Your sgs?


It's a girl's colour

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sara godsword
its an amazing spec weapon for slayer

lmao willows fuck outta here

might hunt some monsters

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And how you decided, that purple is only for girls?

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oh, right. Could have just said that rather than a fancy acronym~

Hmm, could do maple too, though don't think it's as effective as willow without the diary bonus

Heh, that's an option too. Just enjoy


I didn't. It just is, like pink

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its a basic acronym nibba
guy is so ironman he doesnt even into godswords

smh

yeah I would go for either suilesceps or my home grown teaks

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And how is pink color, become color which exist only for girls?

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not to one who can't into them.
Yeah, that's true. Although I never attempted to take down any of the bosses.
Most powerful creatures I've taken down are Marple gargoyles and Skotizo.

Another acronym I didn't know what meant for the longest time

Teak is only good if you tick manipulate. Don't be such a nerd

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Culture!

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Whose culture?

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Hey Grim that thing I wanted to show you on the SyFy Channel was the Leprechaun Movie Marathon since it was St. Paddy's.
Also SyFy is going to make their own sequel reboot so more Leprechaun. :^)
I know it doesn't really bother you but I wanted to share.

Kids believe that here anyway. Might be different in Ukraine

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So you are kid?

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nice

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Yeah it's not Warwick Davis tho
At least it isn't fucking Leprechaun Origins.

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good afternoon friends

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ive only seen one and yeah........
did you see Annihilation?

Had so much potential imo but it flopped so hard


hola

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Origins was a shit show
He was played by some midget wrestler and looked like this and didn't even talk, he was just some shitty goblin jumpscare monster.
Yeah. I liked it but they tried way too hard to be symbolic and deep and intellectual.
that bear was cool as fuck though.

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Sup

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If you want me to be, bby


*pat*

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You are child only in physical case

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I'm sorry, what?

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hello frens

I just found a tenner in a pocket of my trousers that I hadn't work for weeks, so that's pretty nice
doesn't usually happen seeing as I default to having my hands in my pockets

*worn

I did not read the part about hair's, chimpanzee

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Definitely not a kid

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You should spend this money on alcohol

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bear legit gave me chills with the audio work, props to whoever handled that


good afternoon

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Does someone call you a refugee?

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I think I'll just keep hold of it for the time being

afternoon how you doing

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comf.

you?

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Nobody knows just how hairy I am though. I never reveal my body.
And nah, why would they? I'm white

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Alcohol is still better

You never were on a beach?

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Many years ago now

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You afraid of being naked on public?

Fok

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yeah I suppose
each day is the same for me ultimately

alcohol can wait
too much may inhibit your decision making ability

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No, I just don't go out, lol

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Lol, hikka looser

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why's that?
what do you do every day

Guess who threw up today!

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2much drinking?

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Nah. Sick at work.

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rancid oil smell or what

I play vidya and watch anime and browse imageboards
sometimes I do shit of consequence but not usually

what a life

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Sick.

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2much stress my boy

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God. Sci really was a sub human mess.

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I hope he is better off.
For his sake.

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as bad as it look sci was nice to me no matter what silly matter i went through.

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it's a wonderful life, or so I'm told

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he needed friends.

you were a friend to him.


not when you realize how much else there is out there.

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Dead maybe.

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his fault was telling other people taste is bad just because he dont like it

so rude

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:/


a living meme that one

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did he post any "good bye i quit thread" post?

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Nah. He got perma banned for pedo porn.

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what squash said lmao

he does come by every now and then tho

so he could be lurking now writing our names in his deathnote

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with vpn?

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Shame he doesn't just fuck off for good.


That kid probably lacks the mental capacity to write his ABCs.

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probably.

its snowing so much here.
I have you on snap right? Let me show you

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Anyway I'm going to bed.

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feel better

it's pretty, are public school closed if it snows?


gut nicht squisch

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Needs less queers.

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around here in less populated areas yup


everyone is welcome except hyper spastics. those need srs help

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do children play on the snow sliding down a hill with toboggan or that's just movie thing

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they do

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send snap of that if you find one

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id have to go to a park

nty

why are you anti-park

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Дед провёл хуем по ляшкам

cuz its brick outside

blyat

And this, yes

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I cant get over how good yetsimple this is

I'll give it a listen

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you ever watch draggo meido?

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Bear maids

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F*t

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ofc I have!


??

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That's me

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such a good anime

That's isn't the thing what you should be proud of

U

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yee! Lucoa is my favorite aesthetically but I hate cow tiddies.


false

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ROOD

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take a closer look at them UDDERS

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I'm sleepy and grumpy but still have energy

Someone fite me

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If girl don't want to tell her weight, she is fat for sure

Absolutely same

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I already assaulted a black man on Discord because of it

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Good thing I'm not a proud individual then


*fites*

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come at me

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asdfsdasdasdas captcha


we need to renew that photo of me wearing helmet because i got a new one

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You better hide your property now

#@$%&*

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-bites-


Grim believe it or not I'M A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I missed you and I'm glad you're back u bitch

Take that


He's an upstanding African American gentleman

He'd only steal the finest of bikes

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*assaults you*

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I don't like people who have hairs is not on the head

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I also got a beard

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Mahmud pls

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I'm not a terrorist

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I was just meme-ing :3


Lewd

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Nope. There are too many queers in this community. We ought to purge them.

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Stop self-hating

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I'm not saying that you terrorist, Mahmud

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There is only one guy I would screw and he's moderately popular on YouTube so I don't think it even counts.

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oh I'll assault you real hard with this dick, bby


Yeah, you are!

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Yeah I guess liking dickgirls doesn't count as gay


I'm kind of wondering if I'll get in subby moods anymore now that I quit weed

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Weed can be used as like, a gateway to fetishes in general in my experience

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Fucking Danish gay-muslim

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Depends on the dick in question I bet


Deus Vult

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You ever open your mind too far?

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AVE MARIA

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why do you like dicks so much hu

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I've never even kissed a dickgirl. I mean I would. But I haven't.

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He spends 7 years in pony threads, that's why

silly


I was just stating Erio would still get in subby moods because it's not necessarily the weed that does it.
Though to answer your question; I'm gay.
Makes sense

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If I was in a relationship with a boi I'd probably be willing to sub sometimes


What is "too far"?

Well, if we're talking about the general opinion of most people in the world, definitely

I never feel shame after masturbating though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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K one of you can kill me now I'm done with life.

a pussy beard? yummy.

Not even false


That's a good girl

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I see
how comes you don't get bullied for being gay but I do

That too

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When we would conquer Jerusalem?

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You respond to it.

Because he freely admits to being a fruit.

Because you aren't, and because you react the way you do.
And because the "people" who do are assholes. If you completely ignore it, the bullying will eventually stop.
Bullying is boring as fuck if the one you bully don't give a fuck


Maybe this century


This indeed

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well I can't let people spread slander about me can I

wish I could say the same
I'm disgusted with myself 50% of the time

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Lili is a peach.

Too slow

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Why not? It's not like anyone here knows who you are IRL, nor do people care what gender turns you on the most

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Hi Amy I should let you know I started working on artwork and remembered I'm terrible at everything creative so I gave up in a dejected huff. Sorry.


I'm not gay but thread folk insinuate my sexuality all the time. I feed into it. Rejecting it only makes it stronger.

I'm disgusted with you all the time.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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It's fine, I genuinely appreciate that you even tried. ♥

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thanks loco
love ya

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I think gayness is usually defined by desire, not necessarily doing things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But yeah I wouldn't call liking dickgirls gay


What's wrong gurl


Do u even lift

I could prob beat u in a sexual wrestle for dominance


You just have to get mad at the concept of shame in general

Strike it down with your hate

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I've zero reason not to be

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;_;

then why has attempting to not respond to bullies in the past not prevented them from bullying me

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You easily could. I'm lightweight as fuck, anybody could beat me.
But at the end of the day, you're still the one who'll be riding


Cause you gave in, in the first place. Just keep at it.
Although you've mentioned it now, so they'll pick up on that too. Perhaps if you don't give a fuck for a few months, it'll stop and they'll move on to someone else they can bully

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You need to stop caring so much, or at least stop showing that you care

Sharks smell blood in the water :3

And if you can learn to effectively stand up for yourself and fight back, that would be even better

Barring that, just ignore it

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Well, I'm supposed to be in a tattoo chair right now. It's my birthday, and every year I call off work because I'm a model employee, I don't call out, I'm never late, I take pride in my job but one day a year I reserve to be selfish. My wife paid for a 7 hour tattoo appointment. Got there about an hour ago, got started and I had an allergic reaction to the ink so my artist stopped, refunded me, and told me he'd reschedule me when he picked up a different ink.

Now I have some barely started linework in the center of my back and what could effectively be called a tramp stamp made of hives.

I'm ready to die now.

Hi Hu

my hatred of what, though?

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why am I still here
just to suffer?

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Nah it's cause you know we like you BECAUSE you're a gregarious faggot

Bought any good beer?


Suffering is part of life

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lets get it


I believe u 4m

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every night
I feel my leg

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Because you love man's company

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uh... cool, glad we can agree on that.


Because he's clearly pretending to be offended and/or straight for attention?

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Is that how it is now? I thought people pretended to be gay for attention

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Maybe we could take turns :3


Idk much about hives but I think aloe vera helps

Aesthetically it won't be a problem though; just keep your shirt on when you're in public until you get the tattoo finished ^^


The concept of shame because it limits your freedom


U didn't even put up a fight

A pitiful display


imo it's kind of a matter of opinion

How u

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It's more novel now to be "bullied" about how gay you are even though you're "totally not gay".

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I have seen the male form of 4m

I'm more upset that I can't seem to catch a break at all in the last, like, month. Just one big fuck you after another.


Whatever. I still have my weed.

don't talk about me in that way

Well enough. My desire to play games that fit a very specific niche is causing some agitation, though.

How're things on your end?


Woah, where did you find that spine?

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Sure thing, if you can handle it


That's how it's always been in the pony threads. Nobody are actually gay there.
Every time


And what if they actually aren't?

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well, you're not wrong
I will consider your teachings

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Well then he's doing a good job of being as convincing as a pair of Groucho glasses.

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sorry yams
I forgot to say please my bad

always remember to uphold values of courtesy lads

U r a homosex and am berating u for being so.
You r sad now.

I cannot possibly bully a lad with such good manners... truly I have been a monster. Can you ever forgive me?

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Yeah, well...

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Have you seen the baby birthing hips picture?


Makes sense

And yeah, just get really high and you'll probably feel better ^^


What niche?

I'm kind of sleep deprived but I'm trying to get on normal sleep habits so I'm staying up for now


Okay maybe some time

I'm sleepy right now tho


You just have to find a fire inside, gurl


Why did u user post

Of course Limes would never be helpful and would only implicitly accuse me of things

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Sleep then!

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not a problem my friend

Because it was 4 in the morning and I was getting ready to leave.

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I'm attempting to achieve consistent diurnal sleep habits

Even though I might get a night job or something anyway, when the weed's out of my system

It's more about training myself to actually have consistent sleep habits at all I guess


Cute avatar, I guess Citrus grew on you? :3

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BIG
BOY
COCK

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Hu, you know MySql?

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It would seem we have a couple of unruly students here. Hm.

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CAWK

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Oh God no, it's still infinitely triggering, but Harumi is the best character in the show, and now even Scoots posts Mei, so I figured what the hell, I'll make a Harumi folder.

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Is Bud Light Platinum a good beer?

First-person party-based turn-based dungeon crawling RPGs. Things like Demon Gaze, Wizardry, Etrian Odyssey etc.


*totally platonic hug* No homo tho.

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Hah.

That sounds easy though! Just go to bed at the same time every day, and wake up at the same time every day.
Easy peasy


Haven't touched it that much.. What's the problem?

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Looks like fucking piss to me

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I need to find a row which contains keyword in one field, i can't find how to do this

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Tastes terrible
But a relatively cheap 6 with like 1% more abv

yeah no homo it's all just platonic

Whenever I see roleplay, part of me expects it to escalate into ERP


I thought you liked Matsuri? ^^

Apparently you're pretty fond of at least two of the characters, I guess


I'm not really familiar with those, but you should just do it if you want to :3

If you need to find people for it, I'm sure you can probably find people here who would like it


I always kind of had insomnia

But I figure if I just force myself to wake up at a certain time every day, my body will get used to falling asleep at the right time

I should also stop looking at screens like an hour before bed too, probably

Just part of trying to get my shit together

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SELECT * FROM Table WHERE field = "value"
?
I'm not sure what you mean... Do you mean the field contains a value that is a string, and which the keyword is a substring of?

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What an unbecoming mindset to have.

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If Loafie and I slept together I would let him be on top, at least the first few times.

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Initially I liked Matsuri's character design, and her voice actress is Shiori Izawa. But then she turned out to be a manipulative CUNT despite being slightly smarter than Mei, and infinitely smarter than Yuzu. So now it's make to Harumi being the best, most stable bitch of the bunch. ...for now.

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They do say the blue light keeps you awake, but I don't know. I tend to stop doing anything that requires too work an hour before bed to make my brain relax before bed. Makes it easier to fall asleep.

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This.
I tried LIKE, but it just compare strings

I think so

why would I sleep on top of you
I can't imagine that'd be very comfortable for either of us

You need % in your like string

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Wow Hu pls

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nah but fr light beers are shit unless its a super hot summer day

ratebeer.com/beer/bud-light-platinum/162526/

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Hug you

Tnx

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dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.7/en/string-functions.html#function_substring
SUBSTRING perhaps?


people said American beer is piss. I see what they mean now

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Yeah, I'm pretty great, I know :3

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I need to write like this LIKE '%" + param+"%';";
Not like this LIKE '" + param+"';";

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The leaf saves the day :3

You'd like Matsuri more again if you read the manga ^^

Not sure how much just being stable makes Harumi a good character but she does have the biggest tiddies I guess


Computer screens do seem to do something to my brain like that

It feels like it

I'll prob get in the habit of meditating before bed to calm my mind down; I usually just do it in the morning

That was because I would meditate while I had a sober mind and then get high all day


My name is actually Emma irl btw


Don't know what this means but I support u

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now im triggered

Now, the only problem is design.... absence of it..

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