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oh dear that's very unfortunate
I hope they all un-die fairly soon
Kill everyday~
Shit
I forgot to buy cigarettes when I was out buying alcohol.
expertly done chiri
kill this dumbdumb
Kill loafie
I forgot to do the thing.
I was excited to buy the alcohols and conversed with the girl at the til about the weather. I didn't ask for a pack.
I'm not a smoker, I quit last year and only bought like around 5 packs and bought one this year in february. It's not habitual and I completely forgot to ask.
Kill all of us tbh
BEST
GIRL
please do not kill me
Strawpoll to kill Loafie?
Isn't it funny how one of the commandments is 'thou shalt not kill' but christians are like, 'now we are going to kill you in the name of our god'
nae
Isn't it funny how Islam is a "religion of peace"
But in the Quran it says to "convert infidels by the sword"
Are we voting Loafie off the island?
and the only one with a nude scene
in the manga
ayy lmao
GOB BLEBBS
delete this user
clearly we're all men of propane
Except ONE
Don't kill was given as one of the commandments.
So anything before then was fair game.
Getting ready for bed soon.
Do you have any bedtime stuff you look through?
I listen to HP Lovecraft stories before bed.
I tell ya whut.
I'm actually reading some Lovecraft stuff right now.
Sweeeeeet. Which story? :3
But they did it after
Drunky!!
I fall asleep to my neighbors arguing.
It's a peaceful kind of reassurance
Pool of the Black one and just general Old One pages.
And God was like "bruh".
aww
Hi Elma
I loved that the kill loafie poll went exclusively to propane accessories as it was an option.
yeah that's because I'm too valuable a person to lose
I am unkillable
I wonder if there is an audiobook of that on youtube.
How have you been?
Yeah, let's see.
Not great
bad things happened last week
I cried a lot
Things will be okay though
You know what's a great audiobook?
'watch' Clerks without watching the video, just listen to the audio- the dialogue is engaging and always has references to the current scenario so you can understand what's happening, even if you're blind ...
..as one blind person said that Clerks was one of his favourite movies
Oh, deja vu, this is around the time I actually die IRL and can no longer post.
what the hell Holla Forums I thought we were friends...
when are you going to live stream it?
The script of Clerks is like a novel because the characters keep describing where they are and what they are doing.
It's pretty brilliant, even if the movie seem stilted at first because the actors aren't quite able to pound out those paragraph lines, but they do eventually get into it.
Nooo. pls no crying, that's what I'm here for^^
/huggu
neo elma!
Clerks is my favorite movie for a reason
Don't take it personally. Watch this.
strawpoll.me
You're a good person, Elms
how am I supposed to commit seppuku
I don't think a butter knife will cut it
yeah hold on a second rager
you're bullying me >:(
I cant wait for loafie to DIE
I don't know why I said that
I even voted no in the strawpoll
See, Loafie. At least you get enough attention to warrant death wishes
I figured
Anyone want to hang in call?
see
GET IT
BECAUSE HE GOING TO KILL HIMSELF
but I didn't complain I wasn't getting attention
I was complaining that people wanted me to die
What?
but the proposed method of suicide was seppuku, not hanging
heh, well you know too that the first ten minutes of Clerks are pretty hard to listen to, but it's because they never went back to re-shoot it.. it's stilted, the actors have trouble memorizing those huge paragraphs of dialogue even though it's witty. It feels like uncanny valley for at least 15 minutes into Clerks because of the unnatural dialogue, but then it just kind of clicks into place and works.
I believe it's the introduction of Randall Graves. He is the only individual on set that seems to bring the confidence and legitimacy that the shit he says isn't just straight scripted, he drops that shit, and Dante becomes the wingman after that and his lines become monumentally easier to pull off.
No such thing as bad press
Get it, becasue loafie is gay
I'm sleeping goodnight friends and have a slightly less good night bullies
that, sir, is the parade float I ride on
I could sit here and talk about this movie all day.
However, I need to be leaving soon and don't want to leave you high and dry
my only comment is this: If half of the directors in Hollywood took cues from Kevin Smiths dialogue, there'd be a lot fewer shitty movies coming out.
Apparently I was so sleep deprived and tired last night that after I fell asleep, I slept through the following things at 9:30am:
A) The siren for the alarm system going off and wailing for a long time
B) My phone ringing at max volume
C) The police ringing the door bell (plays through a speaker system upstairs, very loud)
D) My aunt coming to the house and knocking on my door repeatedly for a while
wew lad
maybe I actually died in my sleep and none of this is real
are you real?
If I told you yes, could you prove it?
will be getting a sleeping pill Rx at my next doctor's appointment btw
shit's gone too far
I real
I'm also listening to a rap artist now and enjoying it
I'm 99% sure this is all a dream
I can leave you with this;
at least Kevin Smith wrote out the whole script ahead of time and went with that during shooting.
I have no way of doing so
*spins the weighted top and waits to see if it falls over*
My rap name is
KENDICK LMAO
Try jumping out a third story window. If you fly, it's a dream.
jk dont suicide ily nezi
the fuck mate
people stepping loudly wake me up
Except when they were like
Chill God, this is for you
wut
Mandy said that too... Sorry not sorry xd
Nezi is an insomniac, i do not think it is difficult to bleieve that when they do sleep it is like comatose.
You been drinking scoots?
you're elma just new elma. or old elma.
discord
Sober. Ive had 1 beer in 3 months.
Good job
Superman Steve :D
i was really tired
the thing that kinda triggers me is when people get mad/annoyed at me for sleeping a long time or having trouble waking up
like yeah sure nigga I'm having a ton of fun being awake for 30+ hours and feeling like I'm dying
insomnia has probably hurt my body and stress/anxiety levels I'd imagine
it's not good for you
I'm a super light sleeper, I'll wake up to any noises at all. But, I also dream a lot. I tend to stay up very late, and sleep during sunlight hours- today I woke up at 3am, still going for now, gonna sleep whenever I feel like it.
Unlike you to misspell and fuck up capitalization when you're not memeing. Just making sure you're okay.
am tired
no cawfeeee
I once missed an alarm because I was really heavily sedated with alcohol and I surmise the only possible way I turned my alarm off is that drunk-me turned it off and went back to sleep.
Which is a real dick move
Don't drink coffee dude, shit is awful
Remember that you don't include the 'i' in an 'ing' when the last letter of the word is a vowel, so it would 'memeing' and not what you wrote.
no vote, buy a Midi Fighter
Okay everyones been drinking the fucking punch
I just wrote exactly what you wrote you hockey-idolizing goon
I've turned off alarms and slept for hours later than I should have before
I always wake up mad as fuck seeing the switch turned off on my alarm clock
I even put it far away so I'd have to get out of bed, still happened
fuckin LUL
who are you?
hewwo friends
DRINKIN DA KOOL AID
drunky
Your dream come true
owo hewwo dere sinni
You had better reset your brain so that you take that shit seriously from now on.
YEah but he was turning people to salt.
Maybe as well brown nose.
what do you mean
I don't understand either part of that
idk, her forehead slopes a little back. I like a certain type of cranial structure.
hewwo! how are you doin?
bye dinner time
exhausted but gotta go see u in a bit
Do people actually use this thing for fighting games??? I've never seen this before.
I should probably get going.
I have normal people stuff to do
Hi sinni. Tell George Hi for me, too.
bye
be safe
Hi! will do!!
but I'm right here
Drunky I mean.
I will, I promise
What game are you going to be playing tho
I'm low on sleep. Forgive me.
Nezi, I mean you need to actually get involved with your own brain and determine the need to wake up when your alarm goes off like it's a matter of life and death.
You're probably too accustomed to being a lazy fuck and using excuses why you were late to work, or to any place, or any reason why you're not waking up when an alarm goes off.
Me? Alarms are my failsafes.
I wake up before my alarms go off.
I schedule my sleep. I enjoy sleeping.
But not enough to miss work.
I wake up before it goes off, I turn it off, and get down to business.
If you are relying on a loud alarm device, and it isn't waking you, then you don't care if it goes off. You have no intention of going in to work, you want to call in with an excuse instead.
Take responsibility for yourself. Schedule your sleep patterns, stop relying on a clock to wake you up; YOU need to wake up naturally from a restful sleep.
I'm low on cummies. Forgive me.
Bye Squash I love you.
kgonenow
No, people use Midi Fighter for making music.
But in a pinch it can be set up for any application- why the fuck not have 16 buttons at your fingers?
(Historical citation needed)
Hard mode: Bible doesn't count
Just get gud, fucks sake.
Also good to see Jalepeno again.
wat
gimme a sec i gotta install it.
The average Ginji main is a pillar of salt.
If that isn't an act of divine spite I don't know what is.
Smiles.
We should for a thread bible study group.
oh, not elma
Kek
Who are you, user?
Currently? Megaman X5
oh, oops.
Midi Fighters have *64 buttons
--------------------
based chiri
ok hi. i don't know about that old or new stuff
nvm the original midi fighter had 16 buttons :L
I heard they're making a fighting game with 100 buttons.
Well, hi, okay.
You're using that av but you're not Elma?
Then you heard bullshit on the internet and are trying to reciprocate this false information onto us, don't you see this is how viruses spread? Thanks a lot for being stupid.
btw no, I don't understand humor, I'm a deity.
Deities know what is real and what isn't.
Oh my oh my, such hostility! So there isn't a 100 button layout as a prototype for a 1,000 button layout?
suicide is murder
you can be sentenced for life for committing it.
Seems almost impossible to use for a game.
I'll consider it.
Thanks for the input.
Jalepeno is spicy
I think nobody here wants that.
Even the 16 button version is alright for making music.
Anytime.
Best big sister.
I want that esh
Well, seeing as how I failed the last 3 times I tried I don't think I'll try again.
Really? Three?
I came to my senses after the first attempt.
I then learned more and understood how to better destroy my mind without the experience of fear or lingering mental activity.
One: shotgun to temple. destroy everything. no mouth vanity, no shooting face off and surviving.
Two: cliff jump head first. destroy head.
I used to be Elma, yeah.
ohhh neat so you're Madeleine?
indeed.
I'm calling you Maddy.
Most people do^^
well, it's not like
I've been here
lately
fair enough.
slave
this kills the thread.
it's a gift.
lul?
that doesn't describe me at all.
I'm never late for school or work, very rare that I sleep through an alarm like that.
tends to happen after sleep deprivation when I'm really tired and fall asleep, I can't wake up shortly afterwards, takes a long time.
I don't make excuses for being late to places. I leave early and get there on time or early and if I'm late it's my own stupid fault for not leaving on time and I'm mad at myself.
I'm a hard working individual, I just have problems with motivation with things that don't interest me and aren't very important.
Work and school are important though, I do them no matter what once I make the decision to start.
I was almost certainly the most reliable employee where i worked, i'd even stay late if they needed me sometimes.
99% of those kids would No Call No Show and other shit, I maybe missed one shift a year, and would call if I woke up late or something
I only missed one shift completely because I didn't know I was scheduled, they normally never put me on that day and I didn't expect it
not gonna lie though when i was depressed i was doing the bare minimum to skate by and not ruin everything
I'm not like that normally though just hard to keep going so strong when you feel like shit every day
I'm so glad I'm feeling better
lol
didn't read
nezi rap battle me
Snagglepuss is adorable.
Complain to me in rhymes motherfucker, you have it in you.
They've a new comic where he's gay.
Made by the people who made the Flintstobes comic so it's probably pretty good.
...
Somebody....shoot me...
Oh?
I can pay you
How much?
[bang]
I have a large Barro's pizza and some jamo....
I'm walking like a duck cause they pay
so I don't give a fuck I'm a vidya gay
look at all these G's in my hoodies
people paid to make me look good, eee
I'm the rapper, give me some notoriety
I'm not Mexican, so better tread lightly
make sure we get some whites in ninja hoods
as long as trap can sell the goods
enough emos to fill a fucking wagon
dang I'm almost old enough to bang him.
MANDY NO
BAD MANDY
Aww nezi you're always a good friend.
But I'm sooooo tired!!!
You can't pay people in Chiris.
Deal.
My man! Do you deliver?
but you cant go around asking to be shot mmkay?
Can I put myself in situations where I am likely to be shot?
no he was paying me, you dork
I shot you with a nerf gun
hope that will suffice
30 Minutes or less, or the next one's free.
god I would shit on the 13 year old me that thought he was good
15 year old, woops
game came out in 2009
14 year old holy fuck i'm tired aaaaaaaaaaah
....wat
...well not really no...
Perfect! Maybe I should get a two for.
Hah
Please don't :(
love the wakfu reference
I play Dofus
Ok I'll try to avoid bullets.
Did you do anything on Paddy's day?
I worked. But I got wicked smashed last night instead.
Hope you didn't drive!
so I threw my back out for the first time
so much pain
Nii Ni guys
get well soon grim
Nope, my roommate did I guess. I kinda teleported into his bed.
Whatchu do that for?
Oh my lol. Did you enjoy yourself?
it's time for;
BUILD CHIRI'S PIZZA!!!!!!
sauce? pizza, bbq, alfredo, ranch, garlic parmesan
toppings:
MEATS: strawpoll.me
VEG/XTRA: strawpoll.me
thx hev good night
Enjoy.
lol chicken pineapple you fucking asshole?
was lifting like a 15lb basket of groceries and then OOF
I had to sit on a bench for a good 10mins holy shit
it got worse when I got in bed, I gotta keep moving
just took some tylenol ;;
I hope its just a pulled muscle and not a herniated disk
I was moving some wide 50lb boxes yesterday
that avvy is fancy as fuck
boo hoo I hauled like 50 lbs of trash down an alley yesterday, no it was prob 30 lb each hand, and last week I had to make two trips cause they were heavier than that. never mind, you're just a pussy.
u no it bby
dammit pick my toppings.
probably
my body doesnt like it at all
I should srsly work out after I get better
I need a proper kizuna ai folder
You're a skinny bitch who's never worked.
mmhm I got my cuddles in^^
a herneated dick?
yikes, grom
nice image too btw
oh yay
which one of you sick fucks
Aww I wish I got some cuddles in. I just ended up walking a girl home and then hanging out with her and her brothers.
What's the fucking point?
PICK THE BEST ONE
lewd
tx tx I like it very much too
is this you accepting the mission?
im a fatty
5'8 220lbs
I dont do much physical labor
brothers are a total cockblock amirite?
mmhm I
chicken and mushrooms slay
omg no that was hours ago
I think I hit that point in my life where I really am not doing anything with it.
Well, I guess you can' dance or ride a BMX then.
Unless you tell yourself you can. Then you can.
btw cuddles are t h e b e s t
my god, chicken and pineapple..
...
perhaps
will I receive any GrimPointsâ„¢?
youre living it up as far as I can tell
also help what do my back gave out today
was lifting heavy things yesterday
I picked pineapple and ham.
I did it.
And no one could stop me.
what kinda q is that
you get 39 million for completing this mission
I'm not sure I would have fucked her anyway. I don't really do one night stands.
I dont dance unless im fucking wasted
too embarassing
bmx I can see myself doing
but not as a fatty
Get a tennis ball and lie on it and roll your back over it.
...
You're fucking repulsive!
why would you do something like that?
it's sickening
that's good enough for me
And I'm hardly living it up.
The con was the only thing I've really done in ages.
And don't you forget it.
o
I say YEET
if thats not an option, will occasional sets of back stretches work?
the last time I made the thread pick my toppings they were okay.
but seriously
chicken and pineapple?
do you have a grudge against me?
Could.
Get a hot pad.
p u n i s h e d c h i r i
not an option
She... Is my next ex wife.
This is what you get for not letting me select multiple toppings.
This is the future YOU chose.
so you chose the bad ones, ok
o
Slate wipe after 5 hours?
mmhm you feel so safe and warm and loved^^
Me neither :/ There needs to be a connection.
...what?
maybe
and yeah I love that feeling and I love providing that feeling just as much if not more
Yeeteth
I voted for pepperoni and black olives
I tried to help
I really did
ill keep u updated
Fuck 'em
dont make me jelly rn pls
i'm an insatiable cuddle slut
Yea..... Like a penile connection ;)
Shoots relatively well. Seems somewhat fit. Has fairly decent legs. ...
being the little spoon like this to break the monotony of having someone on your chest is also nais
Placed order for:
14" Hand Tossed
Whole: Cheese, Ham, Chicken*, Pineapple, Mushroom, Garlic Parmesan Sauce*
Check Discord.
OH! The video. Yeah, he's pretty cute. Posts on /k/ a good bit.
holy shit nice catches
my gf loves tororo
better post pics eating it u fucker
I secretly like every topping and nobody trolled me.
'he'
Aww. Oh well, I'll try anything once.
Also the forgotten weapons guy is pretty Koo.
will do stalker.
pineapple and garlic tho?
everything.
im gonna get outside food
ill do it too if it makes u feel better u little bitch
It was 20 bucks.
I need to get a good pick of all the shit I got.
lagia and tigrex are lit
I would have gotten a jho and gore magala :D
go ahead, not stopping you.
If you want to challenge yourself, stop eating for six hours instead and see how you feel if you drink only water when you feel hungry.
They were in random boxes.
I was going for Zine.
I do that at my second job
im perf fine
oh shit
I get grumpy but im fine lol
BUT GRIM
DO I PUT THE PORN IN TOO OR NOT
butter stick challenge.
I blew 600 bucks at the con on room, food, and other shit.
lmao
The biggest thing up her skirt is the fresh mag she reached for.
Gun Jesus is a cool guy, puts up with a lot of shit.
wow, I didn't know that many people cosplayed as deer.
At least you got the free room.
What are you on about?
Oh nevermind.
I got it.
Have you seen all the mud tests and shit they've done? I would hate to be the one to clean all the firearms they use.
blowing ~600 bucks at the furry convention
pfft maybe.
I like that one too but def prefer little spork.
Striping and cleaning rifles is fun though.
I need a nap.
I have to wait for my pizza
you assholes
A pair of handcuffs is also a good connection
Yeah not when it's full of fucking mud!
I got a tote bag in the mail and my stupid whore mother took and started using it without asking
YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
put it in a sep subfolder tho
half as much as me on AX
wtf
tfw
IKR
smite her
im about to get wings
wussat?
ESPECIALLY when it's full of mud.
aww hell yeah
fuckin AY
You're weird.
I like you.
mmnf
that's not a first date type thing.
this could take any amount of time from an hour to a week
idunfuckinknowmann
also that img reminded me of this
take ur time
the more pics the better
ASSHOLES
beautiful
I need to get my food now lmao bbl
why would you actually put pineapple on it?
that's your fault.
now this
THIS IS QUALITY
It's usually my first dates.
Everyone chose the toppings; I delivered.
80% of the time it works all the time.
.//////. stop embarrassing me lol
How do you acquire that much trust within 1 date?
smug: on
I'm not the one that has to trust. And I'm awful charming when I want to be.
Is this you? I finally get to see what you look like?
yeah no that's click bait.
you aren't that fucking gay.
Well I mean you can't see much
Aww you think I'm manly. I like you. We can be friends. But if you change your opinion I'm going to rape you and put you in a collar.
Post moar then
Will you? Do you like having collared whores?
What? B-but I have no more
Yes. They are the best kind.
W-wait.. You like collars? omg
Not really no. But I am a sucker for chokers.
This was me at a ren fair some 5 years ago
sugoiiii
oh yeah, you mentioned chokers. idk I like collars for pet.. stuff ;3
Sugoi?
Yea, I've never actually don't pet play. Closest was an ex that wanted a tail plug.
I'd love to see the faces of the cooks.
idk it's weeb for cool I think.
Did you get one of those mega turkey legs at the fair? I've kinda wanted to check one of those out tbh
Never actually don't haha Those are pretty good ^~^
It means "amazing".
wow
an amazing
thanks weeb
;^)
oh my god maddie
you can't just expose people like that
i sowwy
i am okay with elma exposing people as long as the people is herself
pls x//x
Ahh.
You know I'm not really a fan of turkey or chicken. But yea they have those legs all around.
I'm on a phone, don't you make fun of my auto corrects !
you don't like eating birds????????????????????????????///
Squab is good
give u a good squab
le tildes
Na, I prefer cows and pigs. Maybe a fish here and there.
Dead dead. You still here Maddie?
Well that's just an unpleasant gif
I enjoy watching things burn.
....wat
Kaguya Luna is better.
Same.
unworthy bait
So am I.
We should go catch buckeye on fire.
feeling frisky with my dick
That's a lot of cotton and alfalfa to burn...
It's alright. It's dry. Should be a good blaze.
I refuse to bite
Good girl.
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
the chan is strong in you