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Faggot


no u!

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that's a pretty swood job tbh! how often do you hit the irons? When n if I can move with yorgo I wanna start getting swole.

also idk man my iq isn't high enough for that joke

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why

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Oh yeah, they tell me all sorts of things. Not work appropriate things.

no u >///<


Yeah, I was trying to expedite the process too much.

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where were you plannin on movin again? arizona?

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The biggest

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cuz ur a mad cunt

mmhm!^^

Perfect for a ginger such as myself.

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I try to grab atleast 3 - 4 sessions a week if I can, 2-3 hours each. Feels good.

ARRA ARRA

GIT STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!


ssssssssssssssssssssssssh nou

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Gay wolf

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unf

I wanna bench press george!!


Too hot for me but it's a really nice place to live I've heard!!

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Is that true ?

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repost
I do but I have issues, so I'm sorry if I made you feel untrustworthy.

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Repost

Rip welma

True, but i need employment sooner rather than later. Oh well, by the end of the week i should hopefully have a job, if it hadnt been for the incompetence of the apprenticeship provider i might already have gotten a pretty damn good one.

She's straight, not gay

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Do it¬!

he would probably be very aroused

hehe probably

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NO U


Ahh! Yeah I think it looks beautiful there for sure.

You don't have to do that, those things are expense!


Is this your first job? How old are you again?

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I have 55 more days until I see yorg >:) i wanna see the ocean!!! it seems like every state is always prettier than the one you live in

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lmao well when you put it that way lol

mmhm that's the grass is greener thingy.

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Post more pics

bully

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..it's fine..
i'll prepare your bed

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At least not a wolf

3rd, and 24

Yeah, wolf

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What would be your goals?


Okay. Yes me. but u

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No rest between the con and work. But I made it.

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I'm only a little cute.

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I'll go brush my teeth then.

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Iddy?
Biddy?

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good afternoon my friends :)

iddy biddy tiddies lel

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Widdle teeds

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Hello, my heterosehual friend

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HAH

Loafie is the farthest thing from heterosexual here rn

I'd fuck Loafie.

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b-but that's homo erotic

There's nothing wrong with being gays...............

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............................................i know

I'd fuck Ceras tbh

ye mate

who the eff is ceras

Michael Ceras?

Soto. I bought BDSM gear at the con.

pics

it better be the good stuff

It's part of an outfit I'm putting together.

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afternoon hu desu

hello my friend, a likeminded heterosexual

you are misinformed

please do not

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I dig the yellow. good jorb^^

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It goes with the rest of my set.
I'm going to start caming on a site soon and needed some kind of gear.

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But i'm gay

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WTB pet, 2g.

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oh my mistake
good afternoon nonetheless

so is he

lol cabbage

oooh. Good luck^^ I'd be too shy for that sort of thing.


HAI AMY

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you are misinformed

I'm told I have the looks for it.

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I'm joked

yes

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Hey good lookin'. What's new with you?


Am I really, though?


Somebody said you look like a skank?

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I think I look cute.

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Have you seen his hairy ass yet ?

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Nice.


nm nm blacked out last night so it was fun piecing everything back together.

Sup with you cutie?

...

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?

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Bought a calendar, been working on my game, mostly just keeping to myself.

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I've seen his ass

is covered in long and thick black hair

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OwO

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-is still stuck outside and makes toothy squeaks at the window, which probably can't be heard inside- :

Hes super subby

you can make him show you

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That guy reminded me of Edgar.

I suck at memes. I'm sorry.


Well that sounds nice at least.

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I see
you didn't come across as very gay

I'm afraid so

please stop talking about my ass I don't want to have to ask you again

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It's only fun if they run.


I'm just glad you didn't think it was me.

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I've seen you before I knew it wasn't.

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They act like they hate it and pretend they don't want to do it.

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\^-^/ -comes in and makes you tea-

It's actually not all that great. My mood has been really "ehhhhhh" the past few days.

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I'm sowwy ;~;

If you want to talk just lmk and I'll hop on Steam.

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I am not "super subby" please never say that phrase ever again

It's fine. Being a single Pringle is just getting a little old hat. I'll forget all about it in time.

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I'm qt right?

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Loafie is the ultimate bottom, from what Ban told me.

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Huh. Yeah, I'm pretty pleased with how this sprite turned out.

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I learned it all from Yan.


Loafie spreads his ass for other men.

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I was just following orders

Amy. You should do a sprite of my fursona.

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where's the contradiction here

A time will come when all this comes spilling out. When the weight of thine own sin comes crashing down on you. When the temptations of the flesh set you a flame. These violent delights have violent ends. Loafie will break soon. The reckoning will be upon us.

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Single pringle is a bad feel


uhh I guess so?

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And it won't be by me


ew

disgusting

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It only really gets to be a bother when I start making friends with cute work colleagues.

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me breaking doesn't sound unreasonable tbh (to be honest)

Ew, no.

womp womp

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Solutions include becoming a eunuch, getting a frontal lobotomy, and getting involved with someone.

All pretty plausible and with their own pros and cons.

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I like option 3~

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Oh~? Any particular reason?

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I kinda like this option tbh

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Cuddles and huggles and kinky buttstuff.

Oh my. Yes, I'm sure you'd enjoy all that~

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I keep forgetting that spoilers don't uncheck automatically. Seems like an oversight in my opinion.

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...............

I'm me??

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y-you too~

Next time don't bother, chump.

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Sorry..............

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HER EYES ARE FACING OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AAAAAAAA

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GOT ANY....

GRAPES

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Fix it for me. It's not like I drew it lol

I can't fix it those eyes are staring right into my soul send help ;~;

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Ceras is PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who is the most precious poster on Holla Forums and why is it (You)

Who is ceras?

Because I'm the true savior of mankind


A cute boi who showed up one day

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thx bb

thanks sweetie
*mwah*

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ur weclom, bbz

lewds you

I like cute boys, but who is the cutest?

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anime nosebleed

me

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Would anyone like to sign up for a service where I point out when ur trying to cyber someone if they aren't getting the message


My whim at the moment says Ceras

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yes please


if i was a boy i'd be the cutest
i dunno who is the cutest :p

Thanks...!

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I'm kinda trying to cyber Yams rn

I do noi require that service. I already have an overwhelming self critical faculty and with my high levels of anxiety/paranoia I can often analyze said topic correctly.
But sometimes not.

HERE IS 20$ It is for Yuzzuchi!

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True, you are the cutest girl
But that is an established fact.

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That's the one, yeah.


I don't get it.

a good point

hi hi.
Enjoying your day?

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ceras i haven't met you yet

you have a cute name and ewio said youre cute so you are already off to a great start for me

I am remissed in my duties, also.
Good morning dear.
How was your rest?

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terrible rest

more than half of the days i go to sleep for work i wake up multiple times in the middle of the night
i woke up 4 or 5 last night and i ended up getting out of bed about 2.5 hrs earlier than intended


ugggggggggggh

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that movie rules

I've only heard bad things about it though.

Okay, I thought you disliked the idea of lewd things but I guess I'll view things you say and do in a different light now : ^ )


How's your day going? ^^


You just are right now or you have been for the past weeks? :3


Bart has been the one making the most subtle (and sometimes not-so-subtle) cybering advances lately

That award goes to him


Exactly, that's why the service is needed

Your British language barrier may make it even more difficult for you to identify when someone is making cybering advances upon you

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The last couple weeks lol

watch it yourself and get back to me


hey i never said what kind of cybering


cyber hand holding and kissing is my style

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Above and beyond bothersome. This something to do with the underlying conundrums?
Or do you know "know" why?
One hopes for a speedy resolution.
What is your schedule like for the upcoming week?


Well, that is true. Though I have wondered if this was merely "memeing" or if Bard was, indeed, looking to strike out in an erotic manner.

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Thanks....
I don't know many people here.......

I have read a lot and I have to go exercise now.
Maybe I will be back in 3 hours?

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yeah I suppose

hey liliana I went to that bistro you told me to
I went there but there were only like 10 chairs so I couldn't actually order anything and I had to leave
but it smelled nice in there

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and all of those 10 chairs were being used
I guess places that are newly opened will have a large amount of customers for the first few weeks

It's me.

I need to buy oatmeal. But idk what kind I should get. Steel cut, rolled, or instant.

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You apparently deleted your chat program accounts, tho?

How would u follow through on this


Cybering means e-sex to most people

I guess u meant e-kissing


It's not like e-sex would be new for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


It's likely I'll be sleeping by then, but idk ^^

Have fun ♥


What is "rolled"

Do u smonk it

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In my defense you've been super subtle about it.

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i assume it's because i'm stressed out over it
who knows

its got something to do with work i can tell you that much because it only happens on nights i work
schedule releases tonight at like 11pm
so i'll know when i get home hopefully


okay well i have about
2ish hours before i go to work
you got some time to get to know me

HEY the name's peegirl
get it right
and wow busy yeah ?
maybe you'll visit again if it smelled nice :p
this is only making me more curious as to how good it is


yeah come on ewio you know me

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why do i crush on almost every UK poster

what is so attractive about you guys please give me feedback

i still have steam cause no man's sky

so

steam.


Have I?

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Their accents

Is instant the type you microwave? If so I often get that style. It is handy for the man on the go.


So I have heard rumour of. But then again, whomst amongst us can profess to a puritans unblemished purity?

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maybe ?
i dunno

most of the uk posters i started crushing on before hearing them/i havent heard them yet i dont think thats it

The last few times I cybered it was with someone I was in an "online relationship" with. It's gained a super nerdy kind of significance for me.

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what happened to ur discord boo


no u pothead

its when they're rolled by a machine to cook easier

you have your whole groats
then they can either be steel cut, rolled, or rolled and then shredded to make instant

as you go down the list they become easier to cook but leave you full for less time

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idk then haha

*flees*

im thinking rolled cuz u can also microwave that but it keeps you full a lot longer

*pat*
Good!

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sorry you've changed your name a lot of times I forget which one it is
there are plenty of nice smelling places not far away so it might not even be that special desu
and the reason you like us UK posters so much is because we're the best and cutest ones there are :3

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oh my
hu greeted me for once

I feel extremely special today

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I killed it along with my fb finally^^

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I do hope it is not such a taxing week. I am, as a certain band would say, a Pessimistic Optimist.
Hold out the hope for others.
I worry, a little. Due to that whole prior experience I had that I shared t'other day. Wouldn't be nice if someone was having the same experience.
You are a tough cookie though.


Wh-what are you saying Lily-sama?! uwaaaaaah

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porque?

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Okay it's actually because I don't know how spaghetti you're shooting for and fuck trying to feel that one out myself.

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They made me feel more lonely.


Whaddya mean "how spaghetti"?

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You just got to... ROLL... with it... Heh.
If I wasnt so tired I was going to fashion a Hall and Oates pun. But my brain is failing me.
Gomensai.

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I tend to be blind :

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/squishu

its oke

howu doing


daijoubu
milk and oats with a little cinnamon and honey

such a nice meal

mix in an egg and it gets even nicer

works with savory or sweet combos

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Hmm. I could see that. Its good you kept steam at least. Do I have your number. I don't wanna lose contact with you.

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i'll figure it out eventually


no


come back


names are tuff and hard and also stink
is okay

but THEY ONLY HAVE 10 CHAIRS !!!
the exclusivity :o
you gotta make it out there again
if its busy again the 2nd time though then you could drop it (personally i'd keep showing up)

the best and the cutest
thats a possibility
i'll think it over and get back to you on that


it shouldnt be too bad
i have tuesday off and then thursday so thats cool

but my schedule for "next week" starts on friday so i dont know anything past thursday

tuffest cookie ever baby

what am i saying
you gotta figure it out

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Why didn't you use the far superior "pourquois"?


So we'll say there's a scale of 1-10. 1 spaghetti is normal or no conversation. 3 spaghetti is where we're at now. 6 would be writing personal erotica together in Steam (cybering). 8-10 would be varying degrees of public displays of affection and calling it a "thing"/relationship.

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because then it would channel wish and its too early to interact w wish rn

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I don't blame you though; Loco is Hella cute.

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I agree
he is quite adorable

see
he's super cute
i haven't seen you yet but i assume the same

c u t i e z

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Loco confirmed for qtest girl.

*hugs*
Am alright, same as usual.
Enjoyed time with your girlfriend this weekend?

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I only kept steam cause I've been playing nms like.. way too much.

idk if you have my number, but when I got my new phone I lost all the numbers on my end.


You said you wanted to keep it like a 3 last time, so here we are~

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nah thats hu


nah shes outta the city for about a week
but we vidchat every night and she sends me lots of pics of the environment


aw shit lemme check
you should link your stuff to a google acc or icloud so it backs them up

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I just didn't want to be the one to figure out how high to go tbh.

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Embracing your natural instincts and urges is the true purity :3

Ceras said he's leaving for three hours in the post you replied to lol


Oh ^^ I barely sign into Steam these days

Why did you delete your Discord


That's not too abnormal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe you should make an exception for Elma :3


I always just had instant oatmeal

Don't even know how to cook the other kinds

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Depends entirely on who you ask and when.

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Nah that's ok. just text me saying it's you or smthg.


bby I go all the way.

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h-hey!

oh.. I just assumed cause you weren't online all of it.

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i didnt even read that LOL


more like
depends on what u look like when i see u
doof

I mean I didn't count them
I just walked past it and saw a small amount of chairs all of which were full I didn't want to walk in because I'd look a little dumb
but yeah next time I fancy going out for lunch I'll try again

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I had never considered those options. I have tried(varieties fron Quaker) the Bluberry/Golden Syrup/Apple and Plain versions. Golden syrup is based.
I like Golden syrup and a banana or a tangerine.


The toughest cookie you ever knew. We are the in cookie. The cookie is... Panic! at the cookie, My Cookie Romance, Red Cookie Apparatus... I could go on.
That kinda stinks I guess. Personally, I would be a little "urgh" about that set up. Like you need that bringing up.
In the work setup we have we tend to do 2 monthly rotas. Which is nice on the one hand, it is nice to know what your diary is going to look like for the foreseeable future. But also it is a little hamstringing when people want to make random social get-togethers.
That is good, rest and recoup. That is the game we play in the Capitalist Money Machine.


>////

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Hmmm... mayhaps.


See it's hard for me to know how serious you're being. All maymays aside I'd be happy to go more spaghetti.

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message me on discord anytime itll show up on my phone


okeh
whatever floats ur goat


the same way, you can cook all of them in a pot it just takes longer for them
microwave you can do for the rolled but not steelcuts

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I guess that's one other way to look at it...

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Well okay not all maymays aside...

I don't know it.
Haven't gotten that feature to work either

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cause it made me feel lonelier.


Awesome! .///.

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Grim#3192

what, discord mobile?

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Are you sure it won't be like Discord and FB, though? I'd hate to make bad feels creep in.

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Yeah. Enabled it, changed permissions to allow it too, yet nothing ever happens.
Perhaps it depends on something that Gapps ships with or some shit, oh well

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tbh question
what is loafie's living situation like if you dont mind my asking

like
youre 19
living with parents i assume ?
are a NEET or no


well i will know what my week is on tuesday night but yeah it is pretty short notice
sorry if my responses are sometimes shorter im tryna get some pubg games in before work :p


so now i just have to wait until you send me a pic of yourself :p

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no, that was cause people never really talked to me much and the groups are autistic af so I had to leave that biz.

Plus, I like you

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lol poor hu

might be a push notification thing

thats ok u ever wanna text we could use some other messaging client

Um...

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like beyond convo I mean. Yes, I realize how hypocritical that was as an adjective choice.

Might be a while. I don't like taking pictures of myself.

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hi mff

As long as you know how amusing your word choice was~~

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im pretty patient :p
i might hassle you for it eventually but i can wait a bit

Maybe, but that's enabled as well. Has permission to wake the device too.
Nah, it's fine. No app ships with a physical keyboard, so I never really use the phone anyway

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yes

oh shush you~

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hello

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It is okay. Well. It is okay on one condition. That you kill them all. Bring home the chicken dinner please. I am hungry!
Got to have some fun and fill some people with lead.
Think I should be getting on with some cropping in the background. I have been meaning to get back to OW and force myself back into a habit. But I don't know. I have a wall to get over there.

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Well now I definitely need to make a small fortune.

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do they hassle you about getting a job ?
or do they not care

again
if you dont mIND ME ASKING

the only real reason i was hassled to get a job was because of car payments
and ofcourse eventually i'd need one and also now i need one for fairy pills and fairy blood tests


you wanna play overwatch ?
that doesnt sound like scootsy but
if thats what you wanna do :p
GO FOR IT

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oh yeah? whatever for~?

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To build a small island that is exactly half way between you and I.

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post the gay dudes touching tits lmao


rip

I need a new phone but I wanna root and I want it as close to vanilla as possible and I want it to have flagship specs


wat buy

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You make it sound like something only a sick degenerate would do. And you aren't wrong
I don't know.
Just been something rolling in my dome for a while now.
And That doesn't sound like scootsy?

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play it
PLAY IT
play ow

i don't remember that one. This one is close.

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Huawei cause cheap and just works I hear.
Can put Lineage OS on it too I guess.
But really, I know next to nothing about smartphones, except they're all shit

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You'd have to move to where I live currently.

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Time to shake off the rust, and and be the Pro-Rein again!

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Hewwo friends I'm back!
How are you all?

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they do but I suppose I'm still young enough that my position isn't that abnormal of one
realistically I shouldn't go out to eat and stuff like that in case they decide to evict me one day

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gay dudes have way better reactions than gay girls imo

o-oh...

Shouldn't you be heading to bed soon~?

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here it is mff

Owned one a good 4 years now and I still can't type on one

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To be honest that is more feasible than a man-made island anyway.

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haha no, it's noon dork.

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ayyy
where u back from

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I hope you're grateful for my help, Elma ♥

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the kb has to be just the right size
but yeah I prefer hw kbs too
I used to have a blackberry storm it was so nice

rust-eze


yeah i was wondering
would they kick you out do you think
like after however long

Could it be that Erio is the true puppet master?

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wait it wasnt called the storm

That picture used to be my phone background!!
it's really cute!!


ate some cereal!!

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But all you did was... what even did you do?

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yep. Especially certain types of gay dudes. I bet a lot of the gay girls will probably just have a fit before they even do it and there wouldn't be much to show - other than their reaction when asked to do it.

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You have good taste.

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it was the bold

I don't know and I'd rather not gamble on this front
either they kick me out or die I should have said, whichever comes first

Eh, I am going to attempt and learn via keyboard and mouse.
Please, bring fresh flowers every September 4th to my grave.
This is where I lose the will to live.

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b-but you were here 12 hours ago too


Did You cyber or something?


It does, and this is too small. Problem is the phone is too big.
How can you get a big enough keyboard on a small phone?
I don't think this is possible on a "smart"phone.

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LIT
what kind?

Yeah, probably haha. Maybe I should just move east instead of west :p


Did you help?

Thanks.

is there a full image set of this
zoomed out

Don't thank Erio dang it he's a charlatan!

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Oh please, who knows how many more weeks that display would have gone on if I hadn't made that shitpost about it

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do tell us more

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But

hey i saved this pic


we have met previously i think
or maybe not
idk


hmmm
those both sound like bad options
are you applying anywhere/plans to go to school/whatever

tbh i hate talking about this with people so like
if you dont want to just say so and i'll go back to e-kissing you


did you play with controller previously ?

hu I couldn wait
danbooru.donmai.us/pools/13318

this is a nice set


what would georges cereal be?

something drenched in milk

so

boogers covered in semen?

idk

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nuggets of weed doused in semen probably.

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I'm sure I'd have figured out you were srs... eventually...


You ranked me an A- because you didn't know me too well. Also yesterday I made a mean joke about Loco and you said I was a smellyhead.

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There's no porn among them I don't think. Haven't seen any


It magically makes the keys bigger? Won't you have to force some of the keys down on another row then?


Ah, that explains it..


eeyup, no porn

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I did, and I don't know. I am having second thoughts about trying to learn Board. But everyone insists it is SOOOOO much better. Mayhaps my performance may be a degree better. But who knows.
If I can "play" something like PUBG with keyboard and no controller, why shouldn't I try with OW.
I don't know. I have a feeling I will be an hour in training/QP and then binning this for some PUBG.

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that sounds par for the course

i meant i saved this pic like
months ago

its on my phone

i gotta go eat brb

I claim to be looking for work but I'm not really
I don't know what I'd do desu especially since I don't have any major talents
doesn't help that there are thousands of people waiting to become minimum wage slaves at the entry level if I decide it's not for me

it keeps the keys in a bounded rectangle but the key size itself is adjusted to a certain point as the rectangle increases or decreases in size

heres a shitty demonstration
youtu.be/TNRCvquegN0?t=48s

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quite.

any plans for the day?

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hbu?

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Isn't that girl from Drakengard 3?

I always think that girl is Nutz now.

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I'm always serious when it comes to people I like ^~^

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ye it's zero

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I mean... Key sizes doesn't matter too much now

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oh dear god

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dafuq

The trick was figuring out where on my totally legit spagooter scale you were at. And now I'm a little more sure. ♥

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...

i think you can do it
kb/m is better objectively in an fps

you can do it bubber
i bewieve in u


i was claiming to look for work but not actually for a while too
and yeah your living area kinda makes it tuffer to just do a even a crappy entry level job

godspeed wittle woafie

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It's 11 right?

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Thank you, I must do it for Lily now I have said it >w<

I just have a touch of the wall fright at the minute. I will plunge in at the deepend now. Quickplay and cry. Sounds like a fun time.


I am going to do some research on amazon, now that ive been reminded

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buy groceries and enjoy my 3 days off

I'm trying my best desu
just to give me an idea what do you do
I've considered joining the armed forces at times but I'd really rather not

swyping is overrated and inaccurate
been there done that


what?
shes the official tourism mascot of japan now

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oh no


no I am not ready for 002 x Ichigo fanart
that is not good for me. I am unclean.
I have to go pray.

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Yeah.. I have quite a squish

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if I became like a potato slicer in the military or something
could I still technically say that I've "served in the military"

when a really fuckin inappropriate q pops up and youre doing all you can not to ask it rn

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do it

I haven't heard it called that for a while. I feel likewise.


see

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I CANT

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Yeah basically all you have to do is not fail basic training by being a potato. Then if you get deployed and serve, you can work your way into a discharge, either honorable or dishonorable, but you still have to have served. Being a cook would be a lucky break but I think you are a potato.

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wall fright ?
huh

also yeah do it
i got five guys :p
yummy
burger and cajun fries

tasty

also research amazon for what ?


you can do whatever it is you do
i also considered military stuff bc like
idk you arent clocking in and out of a job and they pay for a lot of stuff ?
idk
but i opted against it

i work a crappy movie theatre job :p

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Why not?

Feeling just a little squishy.

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not good to do in public

maybe I will ask in private

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I misspell 3-letter words twice before I get them right. Swyping is much, much more accurate than that

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I had the mispelling issue with swyping moderate to long length words lol

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FUCKING GAAAAY

nice job

Fun TV programm

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Only a little? I feel like a jello cup.


Who are you trying to ask tho?

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If you want to be a military cook,

consider your jobs as a cook in retail, assuming you have held those positions,
and now do it every day and feed hundreds of people to get their nutrition not tasting like the wet side of a skinned seal's ass flank

Military cook would have to work fast and efficient and be prepared to serve a shit load of people every shift three meals a day, day in day out,
nobody disses a military cook.

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I only thought I'd join because it'd look good on a cv
security work seems like it'd be comfy provided it means playing solitare for 8 hours and not actually doing anything

you

ok I think this is a q better asked irl and not thru net

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Superior in every way tbh, and highly accurate


no u

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text me. I can't handle the suspense.

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no not an actual cook
just a potato slicer
if I was capable of something like that I wouldn't be thinking to myself about what the best minimum wage job available to me is

ffffffff
welma I cant

its extremely inappropriate


I guess everyone has something for them my dear hu

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I've learned to keep squishiness in check... for the most part.

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...

They don't have potato slicer jobs in the military, you've been watching too many cartoons.

Potato slicer would be a punishment.

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Do what you must


Okay I am jelly now!
WANT

And the wall, was just the metaphor for me not playing the game becasue "its been too long i cant play i am bad" etc

Played.
I got the only card for our team.

A defence that consisted of a sombra, a tracer/genji and a mcree. Me as Rein and a Moira.

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Don't be a fag, Grim.

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I believe in you loafie

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Can you just ask it pls?


Yeah, I mean I'm trying but like you came back to threads.

Wow, that is hard to look at because of my investments in the characters.

Just kidding, lesbians are ok.

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ok fine

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ah okay
dont you have to be kind of tuff looking at least a tiny bit to get security work

like look like you can atleast punch someone one time before going down


its great isnt it


see
is tasty

okay i get the wall now

only card ?
IM SO CONFUSED

smonsh

see how the red/blue oni works in these?

I don't think I'll be leaving any time soon, either~

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it's sexy because the blue oni takes control

Typing on the phone generally pisses me off. It's annoying as hell to send someone a message while having to retype every single word.

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if you're so well off why don't you spare me some

I don't know what jobs they have
I know there's a base or something not far off should I just go down there and ask what jobs they have

me too senpai :)

I don't know can I sue for discrimination if they do that

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blue best

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in retrospect I should have saved that for the new thread we're getting in a minute

Heh, it is just an amusing ship idea I think. Weird. I need to finish off the latest ep, I got ahalfway through and then had to work.


-smonsh-

Uh, you know, at the end of a game where you give commendations... or vote on people's cards.

I got the only one for our team. I was the only boy who did their job right!

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hehe don't call me senpai, I'm 90% sure you're older than i am

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uhh no?


:3 Guess I should stick around too then.


Cause I work for my money and also I don't like you.

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thing with swiftkey is that it learns what you usually try to type and suggest the correction so you can tap it and be along your merry way

I've played with Nutz a few times and now I have an association thing


Its like with avatars and posters

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