new thread then
New thread then
nah, that's george!
I'm sorry :((
You win this time
Your thread can be the next one
That's why I don't make threads...
Best girl of this season.
Stopped to laugh
I was the youngest poster
what do I have now?
certainly no personality
Your thread can be the next one
Kk, post a link when time will come
How old are you?
Fucking old men
sometime I'll be the one who can "make" a thread then. Will be going to bed soon
Workout before sleep
I like your personality!!
it's important to shower too
that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I appreciate when you're around and your posts always make me smile
where did everyone go
if that counts for anything
To your moms house
my heart's going to explode
why would you do this?
:) good, let me appreciate you full force
Don't mind me just gonna stick my fingers into your post cake here
bawd you fuwwow enthwusiast
that is rightfully my house as much as it is hers
that is something I should have considered yes that is very likely
Bard how has your day been today!
you're trying to kill me!
is that the only place those fingers are going to go?
I was going to make a joke about how they're running from your gayness but honestly
that's too much effort, can't brain good right now
why do you feel a need to bully me >:(
it's not right
I only do it because everyone else does and I want to feel accepted
it's cause you're cute to bully loafie <3
please do not
I'd accept anyone who does not bully me much more so than someone who does
I don't intend to be
bullying is never good
ye you're right.
thank you I deeply appreciate
if only other people here were as apologetic and understanding as you are
I'm gonna bed, so... ni ni, enjoy your day
*I deeply appreciate it
sWeet dreamse hugepony
:G you're too kind.
I just want to try and be good to everyone if I can.
this thread is starting to make me think loafie's gay
either that or that he's actually a girl
not a problem my fellow appreciator of kindness and kind things
I'm neither of those
how many times must I reiterate it
You leave her alone she is precious..........
okay but youre more than likely gay
and you MIGHT wanna be a girl
who doesnt at this point tbh
pwecios wittle woafie ;w;
bard you're not helping my case a great deal here when you keep referring to me as a she
is there any point me trying to reason with you when you won't listen because I'm not seeing it
WITTWE WOAFIE GETTIN FWUSTERED uwu
por wittle baby :c
please stop with this slander
I am not flustered
2049816hheheh I think you mean
heheheheh i think you mean
I give up
you win this round BULLIES
bullies only win when you let them
u lil baby
gimme a smooch
I refuse to smooch any bullies!! >:(
if you dont youre gonna force me to smooch you
and you wouldnt want that would you
it's the same outcome baka
do it you bully
I know you won't
hmm hmm hmm
what do you think now
Eating cakes all day long
you're not going to do it I know your kind
if you want a smooch from me you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead mouth
Friends ur all coot
Hehe funny picture
Somebody say “boy, wjere is Scootalooo, that handsome man?” Here dat boi
where is scootaloo
our great and merciful god
im not a necrophile
i just wanna kiss your soft boy (girl hehehehe) lips
they look plushe :3
Where art thou Scootalooo?
Loafie is a girl now?
Girls are disgusting, and I hope all of them die.
i've no clue :p
right on it babe ! :3
Him that nigga, I swear
Stand up guy, him don't need no chair
Loco got cucked
Don't say that................
please stop calling me a girl and demanding kisses from me
She better pipe down
Loafie is now in transition? Wow
well where the fuck him at
cause I'm right here
Now women. 35+ y/o women. Different story.
I am a biological male, and this fact is not changing
Try and remember this fact because I really don't feel like repeating myself any further
Beats me brudda
Wow girl you got some sass
Make me you greasy twat
Loafie are you a pretty girl
you can't stop me
your lips are CALLING for me u stinky
SHE for sure better pipe down
so im in the bad category
sad day :c
Otherwise she gonna get it
Yeah. I would say wait until you mature, but when you're 35 I'll be 37. And that will be gross. So.
they are not
Loafie is just a newer younger Subtle
Subtle is all old now
tell me more about this subtle fellow
A gay slut
He was a cutie. Could take it like a champ too.
so how exactly am I a newer younger version of him
THE GUN ??
why is that grose
i'll wait for ya
well you dont seem too opposed to me kissing you :p
mwah mwah mwah
:3 pump em
Because it's only cute when it's a 35y/o woman with an 18-20 y/o guy
it's gross if everyone's old.
that description does not apply to me
if it gets you to stop bullying me then it's a small price to pay
but we can still go to a nice tea cafe ;w;
pump the brakes
i only bully you cause you make it so easy too and you get flustered and cute when i bully you :p
you big ol stinker
But you are so eager to be the new subtle
I’d sooner pump something else.
Reminds me, there is a cat café 10mins away from my work. I should go on my Palmer day off.
I wish it weren't this way
isn't there someone else who you can bully instead
not really, especially taking into account I know nothing about subtle beyond the single sentence you've given me
Too late. God damn faggot harlot.
It is too late.
If loafie admits to being a girl.
I will stop.
you make it too easy
I tried to help, loafie
I really did
And take pictures of the kitts
There are no brakes on this train
Like that movie
IF WE DROP BELOW 55MPH, THE THREAD WILL EXPLOOOOOOOODE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pet? The kitts?
Loafie has gone into hiding
you HAVE to
Would you deposit semen inside another poster's anal cavity?
Totes, but I'm not gonna say whose.
Pet em all!!!!
And its liliaba’s
DID YOU KNOW
THAT'S CALLED SODOMY AND IT'S A SIN!
I'm a proud sinner.
Did you know that if you do not sun then jesus died for nothing
that must hurt her back to turn like that
One must suffer for ones art.
(((Anal cavity depravity)))
I strive to be as deep as possible.
I’ve a date with a book.
Feel her up for me!
see ya bubber
Maybe you should read a lot?
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
wake up !!!
I already read a fair bit
Right now I'm reading a collection of James Baldwin's essays
Wait a minute...
SCOOTS CAN'T READ
We all know Scoots is a notorious charlatan
Not as Notorious as me
Now that we can agree on
my aunt got me a book from Jordan B. Peterson.
Throw it out......
nah. it's just a matter of when I'll read it, where and how.
Jordan Peterson had no theoretical or worthwhile insights or contributions to the sciences or contemporary politics outside of meaningless identity politics and poor philosophical observations....................
He's so boring.......................
I would whole-heartedly recommend James Baldwin to anyone btw
You should also hear him speak in debates on Youtube
don't listen to the dutch
they only want to hurt you
I never did clean my room today
How'd the marijuana lube go.
do you think anime is gonna turn everyone into girls by the year 2040
You're not a girl and neither are most trannies
neither are most trannies
what does that even mean LOL
It means most trannies are mentally ill homosexual men who are intent on mutilating their bodies for some warped perception of being pleased with themselves and attention.
And you know. Not girls.
didn't use it
Doing it dry
pimpin ain't easy
Do NOT do that either.
I'm just gonna sit here and eat my ice cream
What kinda ice cream?
Who I cyber with's my business.
God's on the list now.
Legal manslaughter when.
did somebody say cybering
the bottom left one is ok.
It's been tainted.
I forgot to eat today
we summon thee
still thinking nezi is best poster
ur the best
I'm the best obviously.
Also I'm extremely drunk so I am biased.
Are you even the real Bern
Wow I forgot you were still alive
Working, playing a bunch of Dota, trying to stay drunk as much as possible
There's no greater joy than being fucked up
I haven't solved the lack of sex
Being a ginger turns out to be a great disadvantage in that arena
being a ginger is only a disadvantage for men
It's fucking abhorrent that they put a brownie on this bag, as if these things have anything in common.
they don't taste like chocolate?
-stares into the thread through the window. Has locked himself out and squeaks to get back in.-
Good mornin friends
I might not stay very long but I appreciate u and all the night owls!
I would never cyber with Sabrina hmmph
I won't either. Just woke up and uni is in 2 or so hours.
Been enjoying your evening and night?
Like she would let you
MAYBE BUT I ALSO LOVE HER TO MUCHTO TRY
I just ate
I also like you for some stupid reason.
I'm a moron tbh.
It's a bit late for food Darwin.
love her too much to try
How does that make sense
Is it opposite day
I think Sabrina likes pussy now anyway
Also Dewgong stop drinking so much
A hammered moron
My name is BERNKASTEL
Get it right
also Erio, stop doing so many drugs
You're super subby like Bart
You just constantly make it obvious u want e-sex but don't actively try
It's been almost a whole week now
Darwin bring me food
Stop this. You are ruining my ruse.
Now make it a month
It's easy to say that, but not that easy to prove it
BERNKASTEL bring me food
Colbs have E-sex with me
How about some nice Domino's Pizza?
I go along with it and this is how you treat me?
Rate my avatar wish you fucking friend
brb killing self
Yeah, I don't plan on smonking again until I at least get the next phase of my life on track ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I haven't even really wanted it; it gets old after a while and I've been exercising so that gives me a nice endorphin high
Really? How good is your memory? :3
I hope you succeed in that soon *pat*
Am okay, just woke up
I'm going to go cry.
Could just like, get another avatar?
It's good enough.
I got over a thousand Kokoro images and I actually like her.
Still not really sure what I want to do but I figure I'll probably go for some kind of adventurous job that won't be boring and soulless
I need the weed to get out of my system for drug tests anyway
-squeezes your butt- ♥
Yeah, but like....
That's such a canadian 2hu
What you're looking for must be out there somewhere
It's not my fault that I have a thing for armpits.
Have some poutine to forget.
Where am I going to get poutine at 2am?
ʕ = • . • = ʔ
I don't expect to find what would really be ideal for me to do as a long-term career any time soon, but I can try interesting things in the meantime at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My main ideas for now are joining the Marines or working on a cargo ship but both of those have serious cons
Do u think it would be weird if I became a cop
The emote was for
But it's dark outside my room and I'm scared.
I also don't have cheese curds.
Why, is there a lightning storm or something?
I don't have to stand for this abuse.
Fine, all right. I would give you some sushi rolls if you were here.
Isn't that the part of the military where fags and traps all go?
I see now why you'd go there, you slut~
That's the Navy, aka the branch Mana/Flan is in :3
The Marines work closely with them tho
Marine training is apparently pretty hard to get through but I kind of want to put myself through things that are going to make me stronger
Oh right, of course.
If you're motivated for it, then go for it
Like I said, there are big cons
I don't really like the idea of being legally owned by (((the government)))
WTB 1 4m, 2g
I was just going to flip you for 3g
Neil Patrick Harris is hosting a kids gameshow
teams of kids earn points by performing tests of intelligence
like memorizing an entire deck of cards
or straight up IQ test style questions.
spatial reasoning, mathematics, memory, pattern recognition. it's nuts.
Aren't you already?
NPH throws a bunch of numbers at this kid, multiply this, add that, divide this
as soon as he's finished his string of questions, the kid answers instantly.
kid is shown a license plate for three seconds. then asked what the first non-letters are. kid answers instantly.
the overwhelming majority of humans watching the show will not be as smart as these kids. this is the kind of show the world needs.
You love me too much to do that
I saw a quote from Steven Hawking where he said only losers care what their IQ is
But he was a huge douchebag who was upset about being a cripple so don't listen to him
No, idk what's going on over there in commie Europe tho
you don't even need to mention IQ.
doesn't change the fact these kids all have literal genius level IQs, and will be answering questions that'll stump most adults.
You're a ginger?
I don't know the meaning of that word.
show the world needs
I don't know anything about that.
Steve Harvey literally has been hosting a show about kids doing exceptional things for a while now, but no one says that it's something the world needs.
I've seen a vagina and I'm pretty sure they don't work like that
damaging government property is illegal
killing yourself is illegal
implying you're not property of the gov
Because Steve Harvey is an old black man with old black humor
Neil Patrick Harris is cool and gay like all the popular kids
I forgot about the progressive stack. Fuck.
because the kids are doing party tricks in those.
great, a kid memorizes a map. or can break dance. or hoola hoop really well. or play piano.
adults can easily write that off as unrelated to them. or cute tricks.
Neil Patrick Harris's show has questions that anyone can answer, that anyone has a chance of getting right, but that only the smartest of humans tend to get right most of the time, faster than almost all humans on the planet. We're talking top 1%.
I'm proud of you
ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｗｒｏｎｇ ａｎｄ ｄｕｍｂ
t. Richard Hawkins
That's why you needed me to inform you that you love me
Suicide actually isn't illegal in the US
It's not like they could punish someone for killing themselves anyway, so how real would the "ownership" be really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ay gurl how u
But I don't know what that means, so how could I possibly feel that way? :^)
ｃａｎ ｕ ｅｖｅｎ ３Ｄ ｔｒａｎｓｆｏｒｍ ｕｒ ｃｏｃｋ ｉｎ２ ａ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｓｔｉｋ ｆｏｒ ｍｙ ｗｈｅｅｌ ｃｈａｉｒ ｈｏｌｅ
Babies can feel happy and sad without knowing what those words mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just trust me I'm an English major
hung out wif my brother
had to stay late tonight so I took a break right before closing and came home and took a shower
they want me to comein early tomorrow cause our morning cook quit so that sucks
whats upw ith you?
To be fair it's kinda the same thing.
Sure if you wanna discount the hola hopping or some of the more funny stuff, fine, but it's unfair because Steve shows just as many "genius" children as well.
Also I was just watching some clips and these kids looked bewildered that some of the other kids managed to do that as well. I'm not saying that it isn't astounding what some of these kids are doing, but honestly this isn't that different from most of these "amazing kid" shows.
At the end of the day these kids are just people with special talents and certain proclivities that help them shine, but this doesn't really mean much in the long run.
Cool show. Not next coming of Christ. IMO
The excessive amounts of Sriracha made my tummy ache.
at least 3 of 5 people call the chipotle sauce 'chi pull tay sauce' and it kills me
This is not habitual here thanks to the aggressive cultural enrichment of the Mexicans.
lol I'm getting 700+ fps in the opening mission of MW2 with the settings maxed out
In my experience, it's easy to just say "no I'm not doing that" with low level jobs like that
One time when I was a part timer I had an asshole manager so I yelled at him and then just had the other manager not put me on anymore shifts with him
I'm pretty good; just not always sure what to do with myself without weed
Of course that problem will go away when I get a jerb
Sleep well ^^
i rather like the mexicans
In what way?
I do not mind them, I guess.
Yes, genius kids, that adults don't compare themselves to.
NPH's show asks questions an entire range of challenging questions that adults at home can try to answer, that they perhaps feel they can answer, only to see some kid already answered the question and is on to the next one.
That's not a special talent.
You can't train intelligence like that.
That's the difference between watching some Asian kid dominate the piano, or these kids answer questions. There is no training, except perhaps basic memory strategies, that anyone can do to answer the types of questions NPH gives these kids.
i rpoabbly could have said no but it's not a big deal
It's just a monday tomorrow
I can do that
I got to drink some girly drinks tonight and they were pretty tasty i dont normally drink stuff like that but they tasted like something out of the soda fountain at work
why are you giving up weed why not find a job you can weed with?
for mei t's just like a daily thing
I like Guillermo Del Toro but that's about it
Wants to join the Marines
No I'm not doing that
Man I really hope you don't enlist with that attitude.
But he's cute and likes the things I like
It would be interesting to see a 20 year look back at these kids and where they went in life after this.
oh no I don't mean that I mean more 'and that's just about it'
A dollar says a lot of them end up like me
Mentally unstable dropouts that is, not the other thing
Studies show that high IQ kids go on to live healthier and more successful lives than others.
This is the sort of show where it pays to do a follow up episode, since intelligence remains fairly consistent throughout life.
The myth of smart people being more unstable and recluses is just that: a myth.
I don't dislike them in particular I just hate people in general and I don't know very many Mexicans
some of them end up killing themselves or others.
Yeah girly drinks can be pretty good
And because all of my main ideas for jobs right now would definitely drug test
Like I said, it was holding me back in more fundamental ways anyway
I've mentioned this; see
Though I know what joining entails, so if I did enlist, I would do what they tell me to
A pizza delivery job is just a pizza delivery job though
We can't all be good little subs like you all the time :3