Sleepy thred

sleepy thred

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Sleepy indeed.

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oh.

thanks SD..

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do you have jury duty or something?

u wot?

I could use some of that

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Nah, I gotta go all the way to a different courthouse to submit some paperwork. Wicked lame.

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i was gonna link you this image and say something about poking a bear but I couldn't finish my train of thought and i gave up

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No problem dear.


Oh, have you gone all dry?

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ok now cuddle me

that's heckin lame
you have to do something fun later to make up for it

sounds like something I would do
cute

yeah
it's a shame, really

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I can't really afford fun. I've been power saving and paying off all my shit before I move.

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It's okay. You can say no.

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oh nice, look at you
being all fiscally responsible
for what it's worth I'm proud of you

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Thanks lol

Ya'll are being really nice tonight it's kind of strange almost x_x

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S A T U R D A Y V I B E S

It's Sunday now thoughhhh :(

I should really go to bed but I wanna hang out with the cool kids.

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you can go to bed
we're not going anywhere

Not doing anything anymore?


I'm just flattered that you would let me.

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le sigh.

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Whaddya mean? Are you not an ubercutie?

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what do you mean?

feelsbadman
but that's easily fixed for someone so good looking

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I just feel like I've gotten to the part of too old or that I'm out-favoured by the new posters.
You know, when you stick around for too long and get too customary.


Like any sort of stuff to relieve yourself from whatever it is that you're running from.

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ajhdvaiuvhaipuvhdfpah DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT omg

there's so much working against me in that department ugh


lol nothanks. body warmth best warmth.

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I don't know any of the new people really.

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oh
I smoke the devil's lettuce

from an outside perspective it's hard to see why you'd say something like that

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you wont ever be replaced SD
you are unique

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I'm trying to, but it's so hard to get a positive reaction out of them.


Ah, I thought you had given up on everything from the last post.


No, you!

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what are you running from?

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idk maybe I should grow some confidence already.

With that said I am starting to like how I look though, so maybe all I need is a little more time. And winter to be over so I can dress how I like to dress :/


Exactly. I don't like to waste time on negativity any more so it puts a damper on it for sure.

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that's not something you just do on the fly
that being said, grow some confidence already and get your fine ass out there

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Oh boy I hope my new avatar doesn't get stolen by Specc or Scoot this time

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I know, but if even half of the shit people tell me is true I shouldn't have any doubts about my shit to begin with so...

Also, I hate tinder and I'm not sure where else to meet people cause I don't like clubbing.

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it's hard not to hate tinder
and the type of people who go to clubs aren't the best people
imjusayin

mmhm I tried it a time or two and just left me feeling used as a novelty, so.. yeah.

And you're right about clubbers for sure. But that still leaves us with the problem of meeting new people. I'm gonna have to when I move I guess *sigh*

On that note, I absolutely need to pass out now. Thanks for talking Tak^^ Nini and hope you had a good St. Patty's~

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I like to go on Tinder just to play the basic/black/ugly bitches drinking game
It might not be a great way to smash, but it's a great way to get smashed

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nana elmy

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night night

Hahahah

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what exactly are the rules?

Drink for every bitch that's basic, black, and/or ugly

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reality.


It's not really negativity, more like no reaction at all, it's odd.


Wow!


BC already used hata no kokoro

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that's like 95% of them
this is actually just the alcohol poisoning game

you and me both.

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Isn't everyone?

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So did Chii.
I don't give a FUCK

YEP

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so like follow up to my post the other day
whose mom am i now

i am willing to be most of your moms

What kind of mom

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I think BC nailed her the best though.
Considering Hata couldn't express her feelings without the masks.

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Oh I was in the last thread distracted by games whoops

Nah, I live in Thousand Oaks

I went to college there

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Bloodchan is shit

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I can't tell if it's the sensible thing to do or not.

you trynna kill someone?

I'm down.

welcome back to the land of the living

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Bloodchan doesn't even have emotions to express

Yes all the time

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I thought you liked her..


No clue about that, but I think it's justified the least.

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If you like Bloodchan you're a dumb cunt tbh
and you're a bitch

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like who?
is it the basic bitches?

bleh
shit sucks, man.

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Let me be Frank, when I drop the rhyme it's Filthy if casually sucking dick is a crime you're all guilty I bust these lyrics like fat nuts inside your mom's mouth but I've got no flow because I'm white trash from the South
I'm multitudes of sick I've got multiple diseases of various strains Make like I wish Lil Pump would and pump one from your shotgun into your brains (Gucci Gang) The shit I'm talking is like non-stop explosive verbal diarrhea I'll go nuclear on your ass faster than Lil Kim over in North Korea
Get fast like the Flash and get lost faster than I can seeya

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It's life.

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I wrote that btw


No. I care for bloodchan just as much as she actually cares for me. Not at all.

Fucking anyone who gets thrown my way

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I feel like that's lies.

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...

Unlike bloodchan, I rarely tell lies.

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It's a clever ruse!

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I think you'd like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=JtYa0rb_jGQ
Also the 360 feature where you can change the PoV by dragging your mouse 1

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I may be the one who bonks in the night and bamboozles your children but I would not put on a ruse like this.
I am deadly serious.

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I don't know what to habeeb.

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Run the jewels had aa song with that feature a ways back

I think it's a fantastic idea and crazy

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have you checked your schnappchat

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HABEEB IT

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They're going for the VR stuff, but it works without it on the Youtube player which is awfully nice too.


Oh, no, not yet, my phone is plugged to the wall and charging.


Twinkie house!

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it's been 12 hours since I sent that! how big is your phone battery?

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Oh?
I don't check my phone too often since nobody will ever message me anyhow.

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bloodchan is already a huge liar
so lying about bloodchan is too meta

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and I thought I could wear it for you..

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Ehh, just sounds like some inception thing currently.


You can!
But you ought to be on the more normal platforms like Discord or Steam, silly.

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nothing good can come from being this deep

I likeadah infeccy mushroom

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Bard is cute

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You're thinking of it like that!


I like their newer stuff as well despite it being awfully big-roomish.

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THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

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I havent heard anything since the album they dropped last year but it didnt et me down as much as I was afraid it was going to

I rather liked a few tracks on it


thank


t-thnk

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Yeah, that was the big-roomish one!
How do you like Porter Robinson's new alias/stuff?
youtube.com/watch?v=HPc8QMycGno

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Tasty meme
I will consider what I have learned from you

I speak the truth

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fineeeeeeeeee

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Are you sure?


You should!

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Ididnt know about this actually

is it porter robinson?

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Yup, it's his new alias, but I think he did it as he has a fake-forum with private posters and everyone having as cryptic posts and names with registration date of 2003-2008 and posts all being 2017 september 3th-7th(?), so it was all just faked for the sake of the music ep.

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That's fucking crazyz lol
that sounds like something he'd do though


it's not bad

good electro house

classic

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Yup, it's awfully chill.
Just found the crazy stuff by googling the texts randomly appearing on his music videos with the new alias.

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yes very sure

But it might be wrong!

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the past few days i make a post and then forget about thread for hours

sorry

no! no! no! no!

nobody's bothered
do what you like

But it could be wrong, could be wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=TPE9uSFFxrI

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It's a random chance selection
I want the truth!

But it's unnatural selection!

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Dont worry about it desu

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We're not droplets in the ocean

They'll laugh as they'll watch us fall.

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Bury it, I won't let you bury it.

Doubts will try to break you
Unleash your heart and soul
Trouble will surround you
Start taking some control.

Did you ever reach the panic station?

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Sooooo, who is ready to third world war?

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already there fam

well

mw2 is still fun

my childhood relived =w=

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but did you play online

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I'll be joining you soon.


I was the cancer with ~2500 kills with SPAS-12 and UMP-45.

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ni ni raggy~

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youtube.com/watch?v=z9D71pQaTnc

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yeah I'm rolling people online

and ya know

I watched a stream of someone playing it and all they did was complain about cheaters

I honestly think it's just because they were getting stream sniped, I've run into zero cheaters so far


that's what I'm running now
alternating with red dot famas and intervention classes

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my first nuke was with a FAL and holosight.

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Woke up horny...........

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god my room is so hot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Upon encountering a foe moving at demonic speed, do not run, but halt, and prepare yourself for terrible combat.

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Lewd, Cer-kun~

You should masturbate ^^

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Every fucking day man...

Apparently I'm fucking Sven now

You like BBC now?

Big Black Coffee, yes

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SWEDEN
YES

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Kan du prata Svenska?

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mean

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Næ, vil jeg ikke sige

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I said you were swedish so many times.
I knew you lied to me when you said you werent.

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How's Derpy² doin'?

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At least u can put your proxy back on and play it off as an Holla Forums fluke so no one knows how many brown cocks you've sucked

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Värför inte?

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I'm not Swedish though. I don't even live on Sjælland


He got run over by a truck of peace


I don't into any other proxies but tor.
I also never blew any dick, faggot


Cause I'm not big on languages

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suddenly horses

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Polish then.


nono, ponies.

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Damn, I was hoping it would have been a hand grenade.

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horsises

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Danish. Always


Maybe it was both

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Det är inte så roligt.

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No more thread for now, time to hit the bus

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ur mums a horsises


Where is danish?

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byebye swedehu

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Did someone have those things in their namefield at various points or did u make them for the meme

Seems vaguely familiar

Was it Aeris


Bi bi

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Hows bard?
Also do you play any instruments because bard?

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Meanwhile, at Bard's house.

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Btw Bart do you want me to hook you up with some e-sex groups? Your lust for e-cock has been noticeably increasing

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If it was tia it would be ur house l0l

LEWD

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yeas

Howbout that.
For a while there I thought you didnt like massive horse cocks anymore.

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I'm sure even e-horsecocks would be readily accessible

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Celestial cock

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No.

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i used that lol
Idk what the story behind that image is though

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I do I play mostly string instruments and used to play percussion but right now all I own is a clssical guitar

do you play any music;?


This isn't what I signed up for

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Too
Lewd

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This is exactly what you signed up for, I have your written consent.

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It's spring time

Rutting season

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on the internet

nobody knows you're a horse

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No matter what you do, I shall forever believe your allegiance to it.
Hows you anyways?


I got two guitars a piano and keyboard. (Piano is out of tune)
I can play a number of other soundmachines tho

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Except you.


Goddamn it...
Tired, bored, watching Citrus. You?

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woah............

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Oh shit I forgot all about the Saturday anime


You used the names that are there? Very pony oriented


Lewdness is an inextricable part of Holla Forums


Is that a yes

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i've only been pretendiing to be a horse to fit in

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Cer-kun must be having a long fap


Thanks Kanra

How u

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I gotta catch up on Citrus and DitF.
So far I'm on ep 4 of Citrus and... wtf am I watching, why is this train wreck a thing?


This is the greatest betrayal from you I've ever known...

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i used that name when I ventured to the poyn threds

I tried to asociate with all the threads thats why im less than keen on the furry groups and the old generation of ponies

I met aeris long after that when he'd chilledd out and he seemed like a cool guy but we never really got on

He reminds me of kaen


also no thank you
I'm not into anonymous e sex

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Gonna have some beers because I got them for free and if I dont drink them now I probably wont for weeks.
Why are you watching fruit? Maybe thats why you're so bored.
Also that image from ME:A...I tried that game but its not the terrible visuals that made me not continue, rather it was the SJW cringe of it.
Whatever gender you pick, the opposite is your twin.


Currently diddling with electronic music via ableton live. It was that or violin, but I chose the expensive option because I was too lazy to go to the instrument store that was further than the electronics store that had a midi keyboard/launchpad

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I'm well. learning about the brain, and my own brain's weaknesses.

pondering whether I should stay sober or not tonight.

all studies show that chronic usage reduces greymatter around the hippocampus as a long term consequence.

Woah you've got experience with producing too? That's cool
I like ableton too

but I don't have any hardware

do you put stuff on soundcloud or just make it to fuck around?

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Enjoy.
Because I need to shitpost gay anime girls at Greg to trigger him, but it's triggering me in the process.
Also lol.

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Praise the Sun!

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I'm just an Ass ;~:

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Cute lesbians

To be fair, it's not abnormal for IRL teen romance to be a trainwreck


What do you mean by this? ^^


I knew of Aeris from way back before pony threads when he was an /x/ poster :3

Yeah he has calmed down a lot; he should post here again some time

And I think most people who meet each other in those groups try to get to know each other a bit before doing e-sex but I pretty much always just tell people to get on their knees right away


I quit weed recently; feels like my brain haze is starting to clear up

Idk what loss of greymatter would entail

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Not really, Ive only had it for about a month and I'm only just finishing learning all the different sounds I can make.
Must know all the things before make thing because I wanna make sure I pick the right beeps and boops for my beeps and boops.
(Bascially I'm playing every instrument in the abelton library somewhat)

wait waht thing didnt thing
What is citrus.

But why?


hug

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Careful, that's what all the fags are after these days.


Are they actually cute though?

myanimelist.net/anime/34382/Citrus

I can see why you call it a train wreck

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nice
i'm just threading it up tho
I mean since I developed my own thread identity it's how I usually present mysekf when I'm not too angry or sad

I'm not super experienced with it either to be honest it does have a pretty high leaning curve

Still that's pretty cool if you ever get to making stuff I'd love to hear it

What about guitar howl ong have you plyed that for ? : 3

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if anyone wants a look at how they brain during various tasks

cambridgebrainsciences.com/


greymatter is brain stuff. the more of it you have, the more connections you have, the faster it works, the healthier it is.

the less greymatter you have, due to disease or injury, the less connections, the slower or more stunted you are, in which the world becomes a confusing and sad place to live in. lots of things can deteroirate your greymatter.

tldr; never drink alcohol.

I agree 100% with this review...

I didnt think you watched girly anime.
I thought only fags did that tbh


uhhhhh more than 8 years.
I knew how to play from a time I no longer have recollection of.

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The sun is a Wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could so grossly incandescent!

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Ohh, one might assume other things given the context :3

-hugs tightly-


Cute is le subjective in the end

Tbh I'm not sure how much I'll like it now that I'm sober

I am interested to see what happens in the mango though


Cute boi


Wait, you were talking about alcohol? I thought you were talking about weed since I know you smonk

You mention smonking more than drinking

Alcohol is kind of unappealing to me these days

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Hold the phone.
Lesbian incest?

nice
so umm what level is your understanding of guitar at?

Do you just learn songs and play them or do you pursue knowledge of music theory?

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thanks I feel cute rn

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It doesn't look like it's a fanservice type anime, looking at the box. Just a shitty gay girl romance.

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Mistakes were made.


You're subjective in the end.
There's a standard Erio, and this don't meet it.

Go read up.


Yes. Lesbian incest. But don't worry, they're not blood related, so the degeneracy is slightly milder.

I like to doodle and play songs, but ive never learnt how to read music on any instrument.

Lesbian incest is the only incest thats okay because its lesbians.

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The lesbian pseudo-incest kiss raping never deterred me

Also if it was actual incest I might have been even more interested


-pets u- :3


What does some le subjective standard some nerds have set up matter

I only care about my standards

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admitedly I've never learned to read music either but I do know a bit aout theory

You gotta learn that stuff!

Do you have any favorite songs you like to play?
also hows your piano skill?

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Shit, you right. There's no chance of malformed retard creatures being produced.

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ay gurl how u


Have u been lifting or just doing cardio

Fistfight me

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Not that I can think of. Ive not played guitar in some time. Its actually probably one of the instruments im less skilled at.
I very gud at pianer.


And theyre lesbians too.

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Is this just going to keep repeating?

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Fitting for production


I bought a piano for 50 bucks at the local flea market with the caveat that I had to move it by the end of the day and after going through hell to move that bitch with a buddy I havent touched it much

No chance you remember why you picked up playing music do you?

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Ah yes, the moral superiority inherent in lesbians.

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Not EVERY time a new character is introduced

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Isn't most peoples' answer "to get bitches"?

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how boring and cliche

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...but, often?

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Quite

-sipps tee-

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Ive been playing music since I was a little boy.
I dont remember anything from when I was a boy.
I accidentally hit it out of my head.
My piano is a family heirloom, its around 100 years old.

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Shallow and pedantic

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What celebrity should kill themselves and why?

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Lesbians irl arent very good though.

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All of them
because celebrities are an exaggeratted yet often exonerated manifestation of everything wrong with society and shouldn't be glamorised for that

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The queen.
Because shes too fucking old.

I think just one more time


Ad homo nym


ur really spreading the divine love

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Adam Sandler.

Do I need to explain?


There were a couple ladies all over each other at the bar last night.

Why do lesbians always dye their hair?

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That's cool do you know what wood it's made out of? A piano is a great heirloom because it doubles as furniteure

I wish IMy family was involved in music

i've been trying to teach me friends and my brother and they've been learning slowly it's pretty cool

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...

Eminem, for being a washed up virtue signalling shitbag.


This anime is seriously bad...

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Because 95% of them are hairdressers

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i guess you're right but
as if that's every stopped me

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Right about what

I unironically thought we were just saying le intellectual terms at each other for no reason

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I used to have a bunch of Big Dog stuff, now it feel extra cringy every time I see memes like this.

Heh, this song is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long.

Hehe, 420. That's the WEED number.

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i thought ad hominym is when you respond to an argument with a comment or insult of the persons character or things they've done that don't pertain to the argument

if I was calling picking up guitar to get chicks shallow and pedantic that would be ad hominem rid

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Nah no idea.
I know it has ivory keys though.

Everything about it seems like it's just trying to be some facsimile of rap considering the genres the group spans but I don't even know anymore. The second line is "My nuts is so bug that I carry them in a stroller."

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Fuuuck that's sexy


I've thought of trying to acquire ivory for a nut and saddly but it's a lot expensive in america to get legal ivory

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Also I'm currently the only one in my direct family who can play an instrument.
My cousin is a producer and has his own record label though. He's been around the world due to it.

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Why? Are these memes based on some unironic character named "Big Dog"?


Oh, not really

If someone was trying to make a point, and you called the person shallow and pedantic for reasons unrelated to the point, implying that the person's character invalidates their point somehow, that would be ad hominem

Just calling someone shallow and pedantic isn't an ad hominem fallacy in itself

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Wow that's pretty crazy..........

I've never met anybody famoous before
or even talked to anyone famous : P

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This is what I calll a 'kanra conversation'

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u need bigg IQ to understand

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what are you up to today buddy

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I dont think he's famous. Just lucky.

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oh wait I mean uhh

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Yes.
bigdogs.com/

in the right place at the right time maybe
It would be nice eh?

I'm happy enough wih where I am right now in life

what about yourself? are you satisfied with your life?

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just cardio

can't lift with arthritis

have a headache right now
don't feel 2 swell

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Understandably.
I never understood who that group of people is uphold as the moral arbiters of the nation.


Leave her alone. She's a nice lady.


Nothing wrong with me just asking.


Nah don't worry. I got it.


It's really sad now Eminem became old so quickly.

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Very much so.
I used to be depressed and addicted to things.
Now Im happy and not addicted to things.


Nah she's a cunt

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I'd fuck the queen if it got me knighted.

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oh god how did you do that?

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I dont know.

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well good on ya anyways

You like to smonk the weade?

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Yeah I dont really know what changed that made me suddenly not depressed. I stopped alcoholism ages ago, but I was still addicted to opiates after my depression had gone.
I do, but I cant find anyone to buy it from, although I only smoke weed once every few months if I can anyway.

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Just messing around on the internet right now and stretching my arms frequently because soreness from lifting really hard yesterday is apparently still trying to sneak up on them

Hoping it will be okay to lift tomorrow; exercise is kind of like my favorite thing to do right now but I'm gonna listen to my instinct

You?


Some of that stuff seems okay to wear post-ironically imo


You asked a question designed to give us thoughts of wishing death on others

Very devious :3

I'm just teasing btw ♥

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It's pretty late; why not sleep it off? ^^

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yeah...probably smart

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it's good you got away from that
Alcohol just causes problems and I can imagine opiates are worse

I used to dabble in pills and painkillers wheen I was aaround 15 or 16 but never had enough of a supply to worry about getting hooked on it so that must have sucked to have to go through kicking it


it is ppretty fun to excersize isnt it
All I ever wanna do is s roll with my buddies
I injured my knee a few weeks back so I 've been taking it easy
we got to some light rolls yesterday and today is rest for me

gotta stay late at work today ;~:
listening to music rn and posting too : 3

what kind of lifting do you do?
like laying on a bench and lifting or standing up and lifting or squats or whaat?

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Go to bed then :3


At least staying at work late means extra money; it's over with now ^^

I kind of want to get into boxing or wrestling

I use dumbbells and it's a bit hard to explain further since I don't know what all the exercises I do with them are called

But I'm thorough; I target arm muscles/chest muscles/abs and do dumbbell squats too

So I sit, stand, or lie on the floor depending on the exercise


ALPHA AS FUCK

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STOP SPOILING THE INTERESTING AND CONVOLUTED PLOT OF MY FAVORITE DRAMA LESBIAN HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ugh yeah but t most its only gonna be like another hour and its not worth wht I get paid hourly to have to stand around doing nothing while i wait to do my job

it sucks and I hate it

You shoould take up Jiujitsu
It's pretty simple and the only difficult thing is the physical aspect and actually doing it
If you can find a gym even better but fuck dude me nd my circle of frriends train it and we're getting better all the time

I went up with my dad to his gym a few times to get my whwite belt and leern the basics but honestly it's main;y just honing so many basic skills

and it's genuinely fun

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How very japanese

Alcohol was really easy. I just....stopped.
I drink again now though.
Opiate withdrawal is terrible.
I got off cold turkey

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how long were you withdrawing from them?

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The reverse order is Bard one year from now.

Around a week and a half.

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Any cuties I like left?

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plot twist
it's me right now

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I thought you guys were being serious but she doesnt have a dick.

It is interesting how that provoked simultaneous red text yelling from both of us for different reasons

His post was two seconds apart from mine so I know he wasn't copying me


Yeah, I guess maybe I should look into Jiujitsu and maybe other kinds of martial arts too

Idk though; I think boxing might be the most appealing to me

I should probably get a source of income before I start paying to be a member of any kind of gym tho so these are kind of just ideas for now

I don't know anyone into stuff like that; I got back from China/Slovakia and then I was under a weed rock for six months ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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deal breaker.

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ug that sounds like SHIT
i've done most downers and never experienced any withdraweels and I'm very lucky not to have

got enough exposure that I'm not curious and didnt do enough to get addicted so I'm very happy

you ever try any trippy stuff?

it's not true I dont have any piercings ;~;

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Very disappointing :(

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I have tried most mainstream drugs.
Also I almost caved in during the withdrawal...but then I discovered a drug that removes withdrawal symptoms completely.

If you want to o a punch kick sport i'd eithe reccomend boxing or muay thai


if you wanna learn grappling I'd def reccomend Brasllian Jiujitsu or Judo

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx11nxRV_w24PFYLEJZT4x_RUNf2XC5Mb

here is a playlist of things you should kno a s a whit belt in jiu jitsu if you're interested

you can learn alot of shit just off youtube

it's best to learn the basic positions of grapple fighting first but shit dawg it's simple once you stsarrt

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Hmmm?

what's that?

like mathadone?

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RIFK.

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hello
I'm cute

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Something better.
Non-addictive, non-recreational.
Amitriptyline.


Girls with dicks are boring

huh
I've never heardof that

do you still take it?

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Time for breakfast.
My disappointment, immeasurable.

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Its not "medically" known to do that.
I take it to stop nerve pain in my face.

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Boxing is probably best for me; I think it fits my urge the most

But yeah I should check out that playlist later, thanks ^^


I don't claim to be cute but sometimes people call me it


You only like musclemen?


Enjoy

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that's a pretty useful side effect

what is the nerve pain like if you dont take it?

sorry for asking you so many quesitons I dont mean to be interrogating or anything....

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Girly boys are ok.


Incredibly so.

A dull ache. It can get worse, but the amil stops the daily ache.
I can take a fair dose of Lyrica if it gets worse.

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I really can not stresss how effctive it is to be well versed in jiujitsu for a decent fighter

what got you interested in fighting?

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youtube.com/watch?v=XZm5QvpfonY

I love them


Got it

And I just have a lot of energy and need outlets for it, and it's often coupled with violent urges, so some kind of fighting seems like a good choice

The weed was keeping this toned down; it's kind of like the Hindu belief about how Shiva is constantly smonking a drug and it keeps his destructive nature in check

And the heavy exercise I do seems to only end up pumping me up even more instead of making me tired

Not complaining tho; energy is a good thing. I just need to figure out what to do with it

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shit i fucked it
youtu.be/XZm5QvpfonY

Fuck im a dumb cunt

me roast is buggin

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i like to weed before i roll wif my mates
it makes it easier and its easier to go longer

you should try smonking before lifting

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did you ever feel paranoid living in China?

If I want a girl, I get a girl without a penis.


*buggered

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do people actually talk t like that there?

I used to live in Texas and the southern accent isnt as bad as most people beleive it to be

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Yeah cunt

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doesn't smonking lower your reflexes?

between rolling sober and rolling high I notice no difference in reflex time

it's absoluteley negligable

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how the heck is this a frequent occurance

I roll between 4 and 5 times a week
i consider that frequent but i guess some wouldn't

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i am straight

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I quit completely

I was planning on getting an internet job, but I kind of realized that would be boring and that it doesn't feel like the kind of challenge I need most, so I'm going to go for something more adventurous that involves being IRL. So basically I'll probably have to pass drug tests

Weed was kind of holding me back in more fundamental ways than that anyway


Not really

What would I be paranoid about exactly?

I don't think the government there generally even cares much about anything anyone does as long as they don't make a ruckus


But what if you want a penis and not a manly male?

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do any of you have girlfriends

that sucks but oh well
if you dont need it to stay entertained that's col


no i wish
I would roll with them if I did though

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My weed binges are like lotus eater island

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HELP

What is the word for a material that melts at a very high temperature?

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STEEL

nvm


but it's not a sex thing

Refractory

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It was refractory

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METAL

steel?

The fact that it makes it so easy to be entertained is a big part of why it makes me lazy :3


You tell me, rock boi


I remember you warning me about WeChat being spyware and stuff

People apparently buy drugs with that tho and don't get caught

Nigerian drug dealers always came up to me in the Sanlitun district and tried to get me to add them on WeChat

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No it's combat


It's like playing chess except insted of only worrying about predicting your opponents moves and having to worry about how they will respond to your moves or however deep in this chain of predicting moves predicitng moves


except now your body is involved and your physical strength and flexibility plays a part

Fihting builds close bonds and could theoretically lead to some sex I guess but when I roll with my male friends I dont get sexuallly aroused or want to have sex with them

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dont copy my answers ill tell cato

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It was REFRACTORY
I always forget this word for some reason
and then I eventually remember I can find it in the kyanite wiki page

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IS IT STEEL?
Hows cato?

if the gubment ever decided to ctrl+f any of your texts


hnn

no, instead you beat the shit out of each other

That seems counter intuitive, because whoever wins will have to do all the work.

not if you threaten them with physical violence

lowkey this my fetish

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What if you get a KO tho

how frequent are testicular traumas

well, jIujitsu means the Gentle Art
ebcause unlike stand up combat sports where you do beat each other you don't throw fists in jiujitsu

It's not really beating the shit out of each other as much as it is getting a proper workout

You shouldn't walk out of a jiujitsu session covered in bruises

It's counterintuitive to learning to just dominate your opponent

in jiujitsu you want to stop your opponent from tapping you with the least amount of energy possible

You want to submit them without gassing yoruself out because if you dont put a timer on rounds can go for a long time and the winner is the one who outlasts the other

in our circle of fighting we tone down our fighting levels to match our opponents

I would reccomend looking into Gracie Jiu jitsu, whats commonlycalled brasillian jiu jitsu

it's pretty interesting and a fantastic form of combat that anybody can learn and employ

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The Way of my People

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I''ve gotten whaccked in the nads more than once and I've whacked just about all my opponents in the nads at least oncec

it's happened less than 3 times to all of us but when you're rolling there will be the occasional bump and whack but usually all hits arent too bad

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I want a cute girrl to mount me desu

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Can you truthfully say you have not whacked nuts with intent?

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oh yeah It's never on purpose that's just mean

When I roll with my buddies the purpose isn't even to win
if I get tapped out that just means they employed good jiu jitsu and my jiujitsu defense needs work

it's all about the fighting and the technique and trying to injure your partner ruins all that

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I've thought about it. you just have have to avoid the KOs.


so you guys don't grapple

Are you sure you're not trying to whack nads?

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Yes

I imagine you'd all enjoy sex much better than hurting each other.

Waking up to some random girl riding you after being knocked out sounds kind of cool.

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No, we do grapple

when you think 'grapple' you're probably thinking of 'wrestling' which is a martial art of its own, either catch wrestling or greco roman


We employ a mix of Jiujitsu and Judo
we fight starting from knees or sitting in butterfly position and dont stand up much but its ppretty much like this

Tomorrow is going to suck BALLS

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well we've been at it for a year now of activeley studying jitsu and we've been sparring without guided knowledge for a year or so before that so we're not doing too bad


they aren't gay and I'm not attracted to them though

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Whyssat?
I got the day off tomorrow.

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How many people are in your class?

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We don't have a class it's not even at a gym but me and my buddy are white belts and we know enough that we can teach our friends

My dad goes to a gym and when I go with him there's anywhere between ike 5 and 12

it's just me my brother then my buddy, his brother, my buddys 4 friends and we don't all get together all the time that's just in the circle

it's usually just me my brother my buddy and one of my buddies friends

trying to convince one of my friends to join recently but he is hesitant cause he is socially awkward and doesntl ike to lose

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I guess today.
I have a 7:30 flight so I'm pulling an all-nighter
There is a pre-conference schmoozing dinner-thing this afternoon, so I have to act somewhat sentient for it

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if she can have sex with an unconcious you, it's only time til she cheats.


how the fuck is that gentle.

It's gentle compared to the other ways that people would conduct combat at the time when the name was coined in the 1880s

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you don't think you are. you're all repressing it.

you're not trying to win a fight. not really.

you're holding something back. and someone is going to get seriously hurt if you don't fix this.

these gymnastics are mental.

Call him a pussy and say he cant win.
He will join.


Being asleep when you shouldn't be is very sentient. So you should do that.


"are you sleeping with other sleeping men?"

"no..."

You can't teach this in a classroom.

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i've felt love and attraction before and I don't feel that with my friends

My goal is to improve in jiujiutsu and judo and in the long term perhaps in another year or two I will test for my blue belt


No that's literally what it means

It was derivde from Judo, or the 'Gentle Way'

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That is the opposite of true
Gotta network like a good adult

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actually you can

That looks like AshiGaruma

But things that arent sentient sleep exactly when theyre meant to and not a wink more, because there is no bad time to sleep when there is no subjective thought.
Only a sentient creature can chose to sleep when they shouldn't be.

NATURAL
INSTINCTS

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A lot of you reading this will probably think I am making a joke, but dire as the situation may be I am sorry to inform you that this is indeed not a joke. It happened yesterday while I was browsing a subreddit about grown males that enjoy dressing as animals and other cute friends and while I was politely and eloquently making a point about how lizards are way more sexually attractive than ponies someone I have never met before told me to kill myself. Yeah, that's right, you heard me. Someone on the internet told me to KILL MYSELF. I mean, how self-centered and drowned in your ego do you have to be to tell someone you have never me to kill themselves. That's so not cool! It really ruined my night but I consider myself a very rational person so I did the superior thing and left the discussion. poniesaresexy6912 if you are reading this, kill yourself fucking faggot, ponie lover.

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noo it's just very good black belt level technique

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okay. I'm not going to convince you to experiment with your bros.

maybe I got the wrong picture in my head.

I imagined there being blows with hands and knees and elbows, throwing muscles around, bones hitting soft parts and such.

guess it's much more friendly than I thought.

it's not like UFC fighting we don't allow strikes

the first techniques you learn in structured jiujitsu settings are how to pass guard, how to have a strong mount and side control to control oyour opponent, and the Kimura and americana and armbar armlocks, which allow you to control or submit your opponent causiing far less damage than you would have to if you wanted to knock them out

when we get in a a submission, it's common courtesy to tap before the presssure is applied because we arent trying to hurt eacch other. it's like pursuing any other skilll

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the one that'll win the most is the one that's most okay with doing harm.

you can only be so clever about how you apply force, til you realize it's the amount of force that's almost always the deciding factor.

if it was a life or death situation then you would be more than free to torque these submissions as hard as you want and they would ruin your opponents joints for life while costing you hardly any energy to apply because it's all fulcrum shit

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This is the americana armlock

if one of you got really strong, like easy able to harm any of you, would you ask him to stop getting so strong?

with our knowledge any of us could harm any of us in the circle already very easily and itt does happen rarely

the amount of strength one would have to add to get a palpable advantage against the level of skill that can be applied with jiujitsu is outrageous

if all someone had going for them was strength they would be easy to overcome with the power of judo or jiujitsu because they would waste their energy trying to scape from controls only to get submitted when they attempt to attack later, worn out and slowly
this is the heart of jiujitsu

like anyone in the circle is welcome to pursue strength
a few of the people do lift even

but to become good its about more than that

one of the worlds best jiu jitsuu practicioners, Marcelo Garcia, doesn't lift or do cardio or anything excpet for practice jiujitsu and he's world renowned for being skilled

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so one of you couldn't just throw the other to the ground, easily. just swung with all their might, as fast as possible, in a direction of their choosing, risking a dislocated arm.

jiujitsu is so impressive, and you're all so impressive, that the factor of sheer momentum on a limb is neglegable.

Well
the thing about Judo is the bulk of it focuses on how to throw your opponents

if somebody untrained walked up to me and attempted to, with absolutely no technique, throw me with all of their strength

it would be incredibly easy to flip them with that

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This is a video of a person attemption a throw and the ukemi countering the throw with proper counter technique

if somebody were to just roughly try to throw you to the side, it would be simpler than what's demonstrated here to turn their kazushi (the offbalance) against them

I'm not saying I have black belt jiujitsu skills
every one in our group is a white belt
but we ar all equipped extremely well and would be able to fend off people much larger than us with our skills

I routinely fight and roll with people who weigh over 300 pounds when I myself weigh 140 and I can not only survive but I can get taps because I have superior technique

at the same time, my buddy who weighs 170 kicks my ass all the time because of his better technique than mine

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I bet you cant jujitsu a snek

that guy didn't even try to plant his feet.

and he looks like he'd be someone that's trained. the guy attacking.

is it possible that in that video, he let himself flip with the other guy?

that the build up was just pretend?

he gots no arms or legs......

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Checkmate.

heh

checkmate

This is obviously a demonstration video
but even scootaloo posted a gif in this thread of judoka doing shit like this in tournament style fighting

the guy attacking IS trained because this is a demonstration of how to counter a judo flip but there are counters to every technique
and counters to ways your opponent grips you and moves you that would allow you to do this principle to them

not this exact throw

look at this gif


or


the second one is a good example

when ronda rousey is pushed backwards by the pponents attempt at a takedown, she engages a judo throw and flips it on the opponent

things slike this are much easier on an opponent who doesnt kno what they are doing than an opponent who is trained

but while someone like that COULD cause damage to you

it's going to be much simpler to hurt somebody by throwing them with an uchimata or a sstrong haraigoshi and plant them on the ground

it's as simple as gripping their wrist, their collar and turning around and bending

quite honestly the only thing superior is mixing in strikes

or mixing in weapons

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camping with shimarin

Don't you mean
Shimapan

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how the heck is a 360 degree back flip the solution to being tripped.

maybe I just don't get physics.

scoots's gif showed a guy flexing the fuck out of another guy over his back.

that adds up. where does a guy getting tripped get the force to throw someone his size into a full arc along with himself to the mat?

no

watch yuru comf pls

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the Prime Minister of Ireland is gay, and he marched in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City.

this is nice.

your knowledge of grappling is at such a low level it's hard to have a conversation with you
I don't mean that exact flip

It's principles that can be applied

if your opponent attempts to upset your balance
it's just as easy to turn that into a flip on them instead of you
and if that opponent isn't trained and isn't attempting to immediately flip you after an offbalance like that they are fucked

if you're getting attacked by this person who's trying to throw you without technique, it doesn't matter if you complete the full rotation or not because you can drop them mid flip on their head if you want and injure them or you could complete your flip and knock the wind out of the mand ride out the momentum to a dominant control position

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my favorite is the hungry kirby waifu
i havent seen it but I know who she is

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Lol bard cant even jujitsu a snek

nadeshiko is a pure hungry kirby.

i'll jiujitsu your snake.......

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heheheh look at her go..........


which one do you like?

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I KNEW IT.
YOU DID TAP THOSE NADS ON PURPOSE.

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imagine if I talked the way you do about fighting, about thinking.

you'd think I was some sort of pseudointellect.