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do you have jury duty or something?
I could use some of that
Nah, I gotta go all the way to a different courthouse to submit some paperwork. Wicked lame.
i was gonna link you this image and say something about poking a bear but I couldn't finish my train of thought and i gave up
No problem dear.
Oh, have you gone all dry?
ok now cuddle me
that's heckin lame
you have to do something fun later to make up for it
sounds like something I would do
it's a shame, really
I can't really afford fun. I've been power saving and paying off all my shit before I move.
It's okay. You can say no.
oh nice, look at you
being all fiscally responsible
for what it's worth I'm proud of you
Ya'll are being really nice tonight it's kind of strange almost x_x
S A T U R D A Y V I B E S
It's Sunday now thoughhhh :(
I should really go to bed but I wanna hang out with the cool kids.
you can go to bed
we're not going anywhere
Not doing anything anymore?
I'm just flattered that you would let me.
nobody to cuddle you to sleep and keep you warm
Whaddya mean? Are you not an ubercutie?
what do you mean?
but that's easily fixed for someone so good looking
I just feel like I've gotten to the part of too old or that I'm out-favoured by the new posters.
You know, when you stick around for too long and get too customary.
Like any sort of stuff to relieve yourself from whatever it is that you're running from.
ajhdvaiuvhaipuvhdfpah DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT omg
there's so much working against me in that department ugh
lol nothanks. body warmth best warmth.
I don't know any of the new people really.
I smoke the devil's lettuce
from an outside perspective it's hard to see why you'd say something like that
you wont ever be replaced SD
you are unique
I'm trying to, but it's so hard to get a positive reaction out of them.
Ah, I thought you had given up on everything from the last post.
what are you running from?
idk maybe I should grow some confidence already.
With that said I am starting to like how I look though, so maybe all I need is a little more time. And winter to be over so I can dress how I like to dress :/
Exactly. I don't like to waste time on negativity any more so it puts a damper on it for sure.
that's not something you just do on the fly
that being said, grow some confidence already and get your fine ass out there
Oh boy I hope my new avatar doesn't get stolen by Specc or Scoot this time
I know, but if even half of the shit people tell me is true I shouldn't have any doubts about my shit to begin with so...
Also, I hate tinder and I'm not sure where else to meet people cause I don't like clubbing.
it's hard not to hate tinder
and the type of people who go to clubs aren't the best people
mmhm I tried it a time or two and just left me feeling used as a novelty, so.. yeah.
And you're right about clubbers for sure. But that still leaves us with the problem of meeting new people. I'm gonna have to when I move I guess *sigh*
On that note, I absolutely need to pass out now. Thanks for talking Tak^^ Nini and hope you had a good St. Patty's~
I like to go on Tinder just to play the basic/black/ugly bitches drinking game
It might not be a great way to smash, but it's a great way to get smashed
what exactly are the rules?
Drink for every bitch that's basic, black, and/or ugly
It's not really negativity, more like no reaction at all, it's odd.
BC already used hata no kokoro
that's like 95% of them
this is actually just the alcohol poisoning game
you and me both.
So did Chii.
I don't give a FUCK
so like follow up to my post the other day
whose mom am i now
i am willing to be most of your moms
What kind of mom
I think BC nailed her the best though.
Considering Hata couldn't express her feelings without the masks.
Oh I was in the last thread distracted by games whoops
Nah, I live in Thousand Oaks
I went to college there
Bloodchan is shit
I can't tell if it's the sensible thing to do or not.
you trynna kill someone?
welcome back to the land of the living
Bloodchan doesn't even have emotions to express
Yes all the time
I thought you liked her..
No clue about that, but I think it's justified the least.
If you like Bloodchan you're a dumb cunt tbh
and you're a bitch
is it the basic bitches?
shit sucks, man.
Let me be Frank, when I drop the rhyme it's Filthy if casually sucking dick is a crime you're all guilty I bust these lyrics like fat nuts inside your mom's mouth but I've got no flow because I'm white trash from the South
I'm multitudes of sick I've got multiple diseases of various strains Make like I wish Lil Pump would and pump one from your shotgun into your brains (Gucci Gang) The shit I'm talking is like non-stop explosive verbal diarrhea I'll go nuclear on your ass faster than Lil Kim over in North Korea
Get fast like the Flash and get lost faster than I can seeya
I wrote that btw
No. I care for bloodchan just as much as she actually cares for me. Not at all.
Fucking anyone who gets thrown my way
I feel like that's lies.
Unlike bloodchan, I rarely tell lies.
It's a clever ruse!
I think you'd like this.
Also the 360 feature where you can change the PoV by dragging your mouse 1
I may be the one who bonks in the night and bamboozles your children but I would not put on a ruse like this.
I am deadly serious.
I don't know what to habeeb.
Run the jewels had aa song with that feature a ways back
I think it's a fantastic idea and crazy
have you checked your schnappchat
They're going for the VR stuff, but it works without it on the Youtube player which is awfully nice too.
Oh, no, not yet, my phone is plugged to the wall and charging.
it's been 12 hours since I sent that! how big is your phone battery?
I don't check my phone too often since nobody will ever message me anyhow.
bloodchan is already a huge liar
so lying about bloodchan is too meta
and I thought I could wear it for you..
Ehh, just sounds like some inception thing currently.
But you ought to be on the more normal platforms like Discord or Steam, silly.
nothing good can come from being this deep
I likeadah infeccy mushroom
Bard is cute
You're thinking of it like that!
I like their newer stuff as well despite it being awfully big-roomish.
I havent heard anything since the album they dropped last year but it didnt et me down as much as I was afraid it was going to
I rather liked a few tracks on it
Yeah, that was the big-roomish one!
How do you like Porter Robinson's new alias/stuff?
I will consider what I have learned from you
I speak the truth
Are you sure?
Ididnt know about this actually
is it porter robinson?
Yup, it's his new alias, but I think he did it as he has a fake-forum with private posters and everyone having as cryptic posts and names with registration date of 2003-2008 and posts all being 2017 september 3th-7th(?), so it was all just faked for the sake of the music ep.
That's fucking crazyz lol
that sounds like something he'd do though
it's not bad
good electro house
Yup, it's awfully chill.
Just found the crazy stuff by googling the texts randomly appearing on his music videos with the new alias.
yes very sure
But it might be wrong!
the past few days i make a post and then forget about thread for hours
no! no! no! no!
do what you like
It's a random chance selection
I want the truth!
But it's unnatural selection!
Dont worry about it desu
We're not droplets in the ocean
They'll laugh as they'll watch us fall.
Bury it, I won't let you bury it.
Doubts will try to break you
Unleash your heart and soul
Trouble will surround you
Start taking some control.
Did you ever reach the panic station?
Sooooo, who is ready to third world war?
already there fam
mw2 is still fun
my childhood relived =w=
but did you play online
I'll be joining you soon.
I was the cancer with ~2500 kills with SPAS-12 and UMP-45.
ni ni raggy~
yeah I'm rolling people online
and ya know
I watched a stream of someone playing it and all they did was complain about cheaters
I honestly think it's just because they were getting stream sniped, I've run into zero cheaters so far
that's what I'm running now
alternating with red dot famas and intervention classes
my first nuke was with a FAL and holosight.
Woke up horny...........
god my room is so hot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Upon encountering a foe moving at demonic speed, do not run, but halt, and prepare yourself for terrible combat.
You should masturbate ^^
Every fucking day man...
Apparently I'm fucking Sven now
You like BBC now?
Big Black Coffee, yes
Kan du prata Svenska?
Næ, vil jeg ikke sige
I said you were swedish so many times.
I knew you lied to me when you said you werent.
How's Derpy² doin'?
At least u can put your proxy back on and play it off as an Holla Forums fluke so no one knows how many brown cocks you've sucked
I'm not Swedish though. I don't even live on Sjælland
He got run over by a truck of peace
I don't into any other proxies but tor.
I also never blew any dick, faggot
Cause I'm not big on languages
Damn, I was hoping it would have been a hand grenade.
Maybe it was both
Det är inte så roligt.
No more thread for now, time to hit the bus
ur mums a horsises
Where is danish?
Did someone have those things in their namefield at various points or did u make them for the meme
Seems vaguely familiar
Was it Aeris
Also do you play any instruments because bard?
Meanwhile, at Bard's house.
Btw Bart do you want me to hook you up with some e-sex groups? Your lust for e-cock has been noticeably increasing
If it was tia it would be ur house l0l
For a while there I thought you didnt like massive horse cocks anymore.
I'm sure even e-horsecocks would be readily accessible
i used that lol
Idk what the story behind that image is though
I do I play mostly string instruments and used to play percussion but right now all I own is a clssical guitar
do you play any music;?
This isn't what I signed up for
This is exactly what you signed up for, I have your written consent.
It's spring time
on the internet
nobody knows you're a horse
No matter what you do, I shall forever believe your allegiance to it.
Hows you anyways?
I got two guitars a piano and keyboard. (Piano is out of tune)
I can play a number of other soundmachines tho
Tired, bored, watching Citrus. You?
Oh shit I forgot all about the Saturday anime
You used the names that are there? Very pony oriented
Lewdness is an inextricable part of Holla Forums
Is that a yes
i've only been pretendiing to be a horse to fit in
Cer-kun must be having a long fap
I forgot all about the Saturday anime
I gotta catch up on Citrus and DitF.
So far I'm on ep 4 of Citrus and... wtf am I watching, why is this train wreck a thing?
This is the greatest betrayal from you I've ever known...
i used that name when I ventured to the poyn threds
I tried to asociate with all the threads thats why im less than keen on the furry groups and the old generation of ponies
I met aeris long after that when he'd chilledd out and he seemed like a cool guy but we never really got on
He reminds me of kaen
also no thank you
I'm not into anonymous e sex
Gonna have some beers because I got them for free and if I dont drink them now I probably wont for weeks.
Why are you watching fruit? Maybe thats why you're so bored.
Also that image from ME:A...I tried that game but its not the terrible visuals that made me not continue, rather it was the SJW cringe of it.
Whatever gender you pick, the opposite is your twin.
Currently diddling with electronic music via ableton live. It was that or violin, but I chose the expensive option because I was too lazy to go to the instrument store that was further than the electronics store that had a midi keyboard/launchpad
I'm well. learning about the brain, and my own brain's weaknesses.
pondering whether I should stay sober or not tonight.
all studies show that chronic usage reduces greymatter around the hippocampus as a long term consequence.
Woah you've got experience with producing too? That's cool
I like ableton too
but I don't have any hardware
do you put stuff on soundcloud or just make it to fuck around?
Because I need to shitpost gay anime girls at Greg to trigger him, but it's triggering me in the process.
Praise the Sun!
I'm just an Ass ;~:
To be fair, it's not abnormal for IRL teen romance to be a trainwreck
What do you mean by this? ^^
I knew of Aeris from way back before pony threads when he was an /x/ poster :3
Yeah he has calmed down a lot; he should post here again some time
And I think most people who meet each other in those groups try to get to know each other a bit before doing e-sex but I pretty much always just tell people to get on their knees right away
I quit weed recently; feels like my brain haze is starting to clear up
Idk what loss of greymatter would entail
Not really, Ive only had it for about a month and I'm only just finishing learning all the different sounds I can make.
Must know all the things before make thing because I wanna make sure I pick the right beeps and boops for my beeps and boops.
(Bascially I'm playing every instrument in the abelton library somewhat)
wait waht thing didnt thing
What is citrus.
Careful, that's what all the fags are after these days.
Are they actually cute though?
Citrus challenges today's anime standards by introducing interesting topics like "How cringy can character dialogue become in an anime until I drop it?" and "Is it sexual assault if I kiss my step sister without consent...and get away with it?"
I can see why you call it a train wreck
i'm just threading it up tho
I mean since I developed my own thread identity it's how I usually present mysekf when I'm not too angry or sad
I'm not super experienced with it either to be honest it does have a pretty high leaning curve
Still that's pretty cool if you ever get to making stuff I'd love to hear it
What about guitar howl ong have you plyed that for ? : 3
if anyone wants a look at how they brain during various tasks
greymatter is brain stuff. the more of it you have, the more connections you have, the faster it works, the healthier it is.
the less greymatter you have, due to disease or injury, the less connections, the slower or more stunted you are, in which the world becomes a confusing and sad place to live in. lots of things can deteroirate your greymatter.
tldr; never drink alcohol.
This is by far the worst anime I've seen this year and I'm just 4 episodes in. Dialogue doesn't feel natural at all, exposition is thrown in my face every second and characters don't make any sense.
The pacing of Citrus is way too fast and we never get any real sense of knowing how to feel about a moment. There is a scene where Mei kisses her sister in the first epiosde without her consent and it feels super uncomfortable but next episode, the main character pretends like this thing was super romantic, not literally, but this is what it feels like.
I agree 100% with this review...
I didnt think you watched girly anime.
I thought only fags did that tbh
uhhhhh more than 8 years.
I knew how to play from a time I no longer have recollection of.
The sun is a Wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could so grossly incandescent!
Ohh, one might assume other things given the context :3
Cute is le subjective in the end
Tbh I'm not sure how much I'll like it now that I'm sober
I am interested to see what happens in the mango though
Wait, you were talking about alcohol? I thought you were talking about weed since I know you smonk
You mention smonking more than drinking
Alcohol is kind of unappealing to me these days
Hold the phone.
so umm what level is your understanding of guitar at?
Do you just learn songs and play them or do you pursue knowledge of music theory?
thanks I feel cute rn
It doesn't look like it's a fanservice type anime, looking at the box. Just a shitty gay girl romance.
Mistakes were made.
You're subjective in the end.
There's a standard Erio, and this don't meet it.
Go read up.
Yes. Lesbian incest. But don't worry, they're not blood related, so the degeneracy is slightly milder.
I like to doodle and play songs, but ive never learnt how to read music on any instrument.
Lesbian incest is the only incest thats okay because its lesbians.
The lesbian pseudo-incest kiss raping never deterred me
Also if it was actual incest I might have been even more interested
-pets u- :3
What does some le subjective standard some nerds have set up matter
I only care about my standards
admitedly I've never learned to read music either but I do know a bit aout theory
You gotta learn that stuff!
Do you have any favorite songs you like to play?
also hows your piano skill?
Shit, you right. There's no chance of malformed retard creatures being produced.
ay gurl how u
Have u been lifting or just doing cardio
Not that I can think of. Ive not played guitar in some time. Its actually probably one of the instruments im less skilled at.
I very gud at pianer.
And theyre lesbians too.
introduce a fourth gay character
immediately starts getting really rapey with one of the main characters
Is this just going to keep repeating?
Fitting for production
I bought a piano for 50 bucks at the local flea market with the caveat that I had to move it by the end of the day and after going through hell to move that bitch with a buddy I havent touched it much
No chance you remember why you picked up playing music do you?
Ah yes, the moral superiority inherent in lesbians.
Not EVERY time a new character is introduced
No chance you remember why you picked up playing music do you?
Isn't most peoples' answer "to get bitches"?
how boring and cliche
Ive been playing music since I was a little boy.
I dont remember anything from when I was a boy.
I accidentally hit it out of my head.
My piano is a family heirloom, its around 100 years old.
Shallow and pedantic
What celebrity should kill themselves and why?
Lesbians irl arent very good though.
All of them
because celebrities are an exaggeratted yet often exonerated manifestation of everything wrong with society and shouldn't be glamorised for that
Because shes too fucking old.
I think just one more time
Ad homo nym
ur really spreading the divine love
Do I need to explain?
There were a couple ladies all over each other at the bar last night.
Why do lesbians always dye their hair?
That's cool do you know what wood it's made out of? A piano is a great heirloom because it doubles as furniteure
I wish IMy family was involved in music
i've been trying to teach me friends and my brother and they've been learning slowly it's pretty cool
Eminem, for being a washed up virtue signalling shitbag.
This anime is seriously bad...
Because 95% of them are hairdressers
i guess you're right but
as if that's every stopped me
Right about what
I unironically thought we were just saying le intellectual terms at each other for no reason
I used to have a bunch of Big Dog stuff, now it feel extra cringy every time I see memes like this.
Heh, this song is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long.
Hehe, 420. That's the WEED number.
i thought ad hominym is when you respond to an argument with a comment or insult of the persons character or things they've done that don't pertain to the argument
if I was calling picking up guitar to get chicks shallow and pedantic that would be ad hominem rid
Nah no idea.
I know it has ivory keys though.
Everything about it seems like it's just trying to be some facsimile of rap considering the genres the group spans but I don't even know anymore. The second line is "My nuts is so bug that I carry them in a stroller."
Fuuuck that's sexy
I've thought of trying to acquire ivory for a nut and saddly but it's a lot expensive in america to get legal ivory
Also I'm currently the only one in my direct family who can play an instrument.
My cousin is a producer and has his own record label though. He's been around the world due to it.
Why? Are these memes based on some unironic character named "Big Dog"?
Oh, not really
If someone was trying to make a point, and you called the person shallow and pedantic for reasons unrelated to the point, implying that the person's character invalidates their point somehow, that would be ad hominem
Just calling someone shallow and pedantic isn't an ad hominem fallacy in itself
Wow that's pretty crazy..........
I've never met anybody famoous before
or even talked to anyone famous : P
This is what I calll a 'kanra conversation'
u need bigg IQ to understand
what are you up to today buddy
I dont think he's famous. Just lucky.
oh wait I mean uhh
in the right place at the right time maybe
It would be nice eh?
I'm happy enough wih where I am right now in life
what about yourself? are you satisfied with your life?
can't lift with arthritis
have a headache right now
don't feel 2 swell
I never understood who that group of people is uphold as the moral arbiters of the nation.
Leave her alone. She's a nice lady.
Nothing wrong with me just asking.
Nah don't worry. I got it.
It's really sad now Eminem became old so quickly.
Very much so.
I used to be depressed and addicted to things.
Now Im happy and not addicted to things.
Nah she's a cunt
I'd fuck the queen if it got me knighted.
oh god how did you do that?
I dont know.
well good on ya anyways
You like to smonk the weade?
Yeah I dont really know what changed that made me suddenly not depressed. I stopped alcoholism ages ago, but I was still addicted to opiates after my depression had gone.
I do, but I cant find anyone to buy it from, although I only smoke weed once every few months if I can anyway.
Just messing around on the internet right now and stretching my arms frequently because soreness from lifting really hard yesterday is apparently still trying to sneak up on them
Hoping it will be okay to lift tomorrow; exercise is kind of like my favorite thing to do right now but I'm gonna listen to my instinct
Some of that stuff seems okay to wear post-ironically imo
You asked a question designed to give us thoughts of wishing death on others
Very devious :3
I'm just teasing btw ♥
It's pretty late; why not sleep it off? ^^
it's good you got away from that
Alcohol just causes problems and I can imagine opiates are worse
I used to dabble in pills and painkillers wheen I was aaround 15 or 16 but never had enough of a supply to worry about getting hooked on it so that must have sucked to have to go through kicking it
it is ppretty fun to excersize isnt it
All I ever wanna do is s roll with my buddies
I injured my knee a few weeks back so I 've been taking it easy
we got to some light rolls yesterday and today is rest for me
gotta stay late at work today ;~:
listening to music rn and posting too : 3
what kind of lifting do you do?
like laying on a bench and lifting or standing up and lifting or squats or whaat?
sexually assaults her step sister on a train packed full of people
Go to bed then :3
At least staying at work late means extra money; it's over with now ^^
I kind of want to get into boxing or wrestling
I use dumbbells and it's a bit hard to explain further since I don't know what all the exercises I do with them are called
But I'm thorough; I target arm muscles/chest muscles/abs and do dumbbell squats too
So I sit, stand, or lie on the floor depending on the exercise
ALPHA AS FUCK
STOP SPOILING THE INTERESTING AND CONVOLUTED PLOT OF MY FAVORITE DRAMA LESBIAN HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh yeah but t most its only gonna be like another hour and its not worth wht I get paid hourly to have to stand around doing nothing while i wait to do my job
it sucks and I hate it
You shoould take up Jiujitsu
It's pretty simple and the only difficult thing is the physical aspect and actually doing it
If you can find a gym even better but fuck dude me nd my circle of frriends train it and we're getting better all the time
I went up with my dad to his gym a few times to get my whwite belt and leern the basics but honestly it's main;y just honing so many basic skills
and it's genuinely fun
How very japanese
Alcohol was really easy. I just....stopped.
I drink again now though.
Opiate withdrawal is terrible.
I got off cold turkey
how long were you withdrawing from them?
The reverse order is Bard one year from now.
Around a week and a half.
Any cuties I like left?
it's me right now
I thought you guys were being serious but she doesnt have a dick.
It is interesting how that provoked simultaneous red text yelling from both of us for different reasons
His post was two seconds apart from mine so I know he wasn't copying me
Yeah, I guess maybe I should look into Jiujitsu and maybe other kinds of martial arts too
Idk though; I think boxing might be the most appealing to me
I should probably get a source of income before I start paying to be a member of any kind of gym tho so these are kind of just ideas for now
I don't know anyone into stuff like that; I got back from China/Slovakia and then I was under a weed rock for six months ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ug that sounds like SHIT
i've done most downers and never experienced any withdraweels and I'm very lucky not to have
got enough exposure that I'm not curious and didnt do enough to get addicted so I'm very happy
you ever try any trippy stuff?
it's not true I dont have any piercings ;~;
Very disappointing :(
I have tried most mainstream drugs.
Also I almost caved in during the withdrawal...but then I discovered a drug that removes withdrawal symptoms completely.
If you want to o a punch kick sport i'd eithe reccomend boxing or muay thai
if you wanna learn grappling I'd def reccomend Brasllian Jiujitsu or Judo
here is a playlist of things you should kno a s a whit belt in jiu jitsu if you're interested
you can learn alot of shit just off youtube
it's best to learn the basic positions of grapple fighting first but shit dawg it's simple once you stsarrt
No cuties left.
Girls with dicks are boring
I've never heardof that
do you still take it?
Time for breakfast.
My disappointment, immeasurable.
Its not "medically" known to do that.
I take it to stop nerve pain in my face.
Boxing is probably best for me; I think it fits my urge the most
But yeah I should check out that playlist later, thanks ^^
I don't claim to be cute but sometimes people call me it
You only like musclemen?
that's a pretty useful side effect
what is the nerve pain like if you dont take it?
sorry for asking you so many quesitons I dont mean to be interrogating or anything....
Girly boys are ok.
A dull ache. It can get worse, but the amil stops the daily ache.
I can take a fair dose of Lyrica if it gets worse.
I really can not stresss how effctive it is to be well versed in jiujitsu for a decent fighter
what got you interested in fighting?
I love them
And I just have a lot of energy and need outlets for it, and it's often coupled with violent urges, so some kind of fighting seems like a good choice
The weed was keeping this toned down; it's kind of like the Hindu belief about how Shiva is constantly smonking a drug and it keeps his destructive nature in check
And the heavy exercise I do seems to only end up pumping me up even more instead of making me tired
Not complaining tho; energy is a good thing. I just need to figure out what to do with it
Fuck im a dumb cunt
me roast is buggin
i like to weed before i roll wif my mates
it makes it easier and its easier to go longer
you should try smonking before lifting
did you ever feel paranoid living in China?
If I want a girl, I get a girl without a penis.
do people actually talk t like that there?
I used to live in Texas and the southern accent isnt as bad as most people beleive it to be
doesn't smonking lower your reflexes?
between rolling sober and rolling high I notice no difference in reflex time
it's absoluteley negligable
how the heck is this a frequent occurance
I roll between 4 and 5 times a week
i consider that frequent but i guess some wouldn't
i am straight
I quit completely
I was planning on getting an internet job, but I kind of realized that would be boring and that it doesn't feel like the kind of challenge I need most, so I'm going to go for something more adventurous that involves being IRL. So basically I'll probably have to pass drug tests
Weed was kind of holding me back in more fundamental ways than that anyway
What would I be paranoid about exactly?
I don't think the government there generally even cares much about anything anyone does as long as they don't make a ruckus
But what if you want a penis and not a manly male?
do any of you have girlfriends
that sucks but oh well
if you dont need it to stay entertained that's col
no i wish
I would roll with them if I did though
My weed binges are like lotus eater island
What is the word for a material that melts at a very high temperature?
but it's not a sex thing
It was refractory
The fact that it makes it so easy to be entertained is a big part of why it makes me lazy :3
You tell me, rock boi
I remember you warning me about WeChat being spyware and stuff
People apparently buy drugs with that tho and don't get caught
Nigerian drug dealers always came up to me in the Sanlitun district and tried to get me to add them on WeChat
No it's combat
It's like playing chess except insted of only worrying about predicting your opponents moves and having to worry about how they will respond to your moves or however deep in this chain of predicting moves predicitng moves
except now your body is involved and your physical strength and flexibility plays a part
Fihting builds close bonds and could theoretically lead to some sex I guess but when I roll with my male friends I dont get sexuallly aroused or want to have sex with them
dont copy my answers ill tell cato
not having physical combat with your partner during mating
It was REFRACTORY
I always forget this word for some reason
and then I eventually remember I can find it in the kyanite wiki page
IS IT STEEL?
if the gubment ever decided to ctrl+f any of your texts
having to worry about how they will respond to your moves or however deep in this chain of predicting moves predicitng moves
your body is involved and your physical strength and flexibility plays a part
builds close bonds and could theoretically lead to some sex
I dont get sexuallly aroused or want to have sex with them
no, instead you beat the shit out of each other
That seems counter intuitive, because whoever wins will have to do all the work.
not if you threaten them with physical violence
lowkey this my fetish
What if you get a KO tho
how frequent are testicular traumas
well, jIujitsu means the Gentle Art
ebcause unlike stand up combat sports where you do beat each other you don't throw fists in jiujitsu
It's not really beating the shit out of each other as much as it is getting a proper workout
You shouldn't walk out of a jiujitsu session covered in bruises
It's counterintuitive to learning to just dominate your opponent
in jiujitsu you want to stop your opponent from tapping you with the least amount of energy possible
You want to submit them without gassing yoruself out because if you dont put a timer on rounds can go for a long time and the winner is the one who outlasts the other
in our circle of fighting we tone down our fighting levels to match our opponents
I would reccomend looking into Gracie Jiu jitsu, whats commonlycalled brasillian jiu jitsu
it's pretty interesting and a fantastic form of combat that anybody can learn and employ
The Way of my People
I''ve gotten whaccked in the nads more than once and I've whacked just about all my opponents in the nads at least oncec
it's happened less than 3 times to all of us but when you're rolling there will be the occasional bump and whack but usually all hits arent too bad
I want a cute girrl to mount me desu
Can you truthfully say you have not whacked nuts with intent?
oh yeah It's never on purpose that's just mean
When I roll with my buddies the purpose isn't even to win
if I get tapped out that just means they employed good jiu jitsu and my jiujitsu defense needs work
it's all about the fighting and the technique and trying to injure your partner ruins all that
I've thought about it. you just have have to avoid the KOs.
so you guys don't grapple
ive whacked all my opponents in the nads at least once
it's happened less than 3 times to all of us
Are you sure you're not trying to whack nads?
I imagine you'd all enjoy sex much better than hurting each other.
Waking up to some random girl riding you after being knocked out sounds kind of cool.
No, we do grapple
when you think 'grapple' you're probably thinking of 'wrestling' which is a martial art of its own, either catch wrestling or greco roman
We employ a mix of Jiujitsu and Judo
we fight starting from knees or sitting in butterfly position and dont stand up much but its ppretty much like this
Tomorrow is going to suck BALLS
well we've been at it for a year now of activeley studying jitsu and we've been sparring without guided knowledge for a year or so before that so we're not doing too bad
they aren't gay and I'm not attracted to them though
I got the day off tomorrow.
How many people are in your class?
We don't have a class it's not even at a gym but me and my buddy are white belts and we know enough that we can teach our friends
My dad goes to a gym and when I go with him there's anywhere between ike 5 and 12
it's just me my brother then my buddy, his brother, my buddys 4 friends and we don't all get together all the time that's just in the circle
it's usually just me my brother my buddy and one of my buddies friends
trying to convince one of my friends to join recently but he is hesitant cause he is socially awkward and doesntl ike to lose
I guess today.
I have a 7:30 flight so I'm pulling an all-nighter
There is a pre-conference schmoozing dinner-thing this afternoon, so I have to act somewhat sentient for it
if she can have sex with an unconcious you, it's only time til she cheats.
how the fuck is that gentle.
It's gentle compared to the other ways that people would conduct combat at the time when the name was coined in the 1880s
you don't think you are. you're all repressing it.
you're not trying to win a fight. not really.
you're holding something back. and someone is going to get seriously hurt if you don't fix this.
these gymnastics are mental.
doesnt like to lose
Call him a pussy and say he cant win.
He will join.
Being asleep when you shouldn't be is very sentient. So you should do that.
"are you sleeping with other sleeping men?"
You can't teach this in a classroom.
i've felt love and attraction before and I don't feel that with my friends
My goal is to improve in jiujiutsu and judo and in the long term perhaps in another year or two I will test for my blue belt
No that's literally what it means
It was derivde from Judo, or the 'Gentle Way'
That is the opposite of true
Gotta network like a good adult
actually you can
That looks like AshiGaruma
But things that arent sentient sleep exactly when theyre meant to and not a wink more, because there is no bad time to sleep when there is no subjective thought.
Only a sentient creature can chose to sleep when they shouldn't be.
A lot of you reading this will probably think I am making a joke, but dire as the situation may be I am sorry to inform you that this is indeed not a joke. It happened yesterday while I was browsing a subreddit about grown males that enjoy dressing as animals and other cute friends and while I was politely and eloquently making a point about how lizards are way more sexually attractive than ponies someone I have never met before told me to kill myself. Yeah, that's right, you heard me. Someone on the internet told me to KILL MYSELF. I mean, how self-centered and drowned in your ego do you have to be to tell someone you have never me to kill themselves. That's so not cool! It really ruined my night but I consider myself a very rational person so I did the superior thing and left the discussion. poniesaresexy6912 if you are reading this, kill yourself fucking faggot, ponie lover.
noo it's just very good black belt level technique
okay. I'm not going to convince you to experiment with your bros.
maybe I got the wrong picture in my head.
I imagined there being blows with hands and knees and elbows, throwing muscles around, bones hitting soft parts and such.
guess it's much more friendly than I thought.
it's not like UFC fighting we don't allow strikes
the first techniques you learn in structured jiujitsu settings are how to pass guard, how to have a strong mount and side control to control oyour opponent, and the Kimura and americana and armbar armlocks, which allow you to control or submit your opponent causiing far less damage than you would have to if you wanted to knock them out
when we get in a a submission, it's common courtesy to tap before the presssure is applied because we arent trying to hurt eacch other. it's like pursuing any other skilll
the one that'll win the most is the one that's most okay with doing harm.
you can only be so clever about how you apply force, til you realize it's the amount of force that's almost always the deciding factor.
if it was a life or death situation then you would be more than free to torque these submissions as hard as you want and they would ruin your opponents joints for life while costing you hardly any energy to apply because it's all fulcrum shit
This is the americana armlock
if one of you got really strong, like easy able to harm any of you, would you ask him to stop getting so strong?
with our knowledge any of us could harm any of us in the circle already very easily and itt does happen rarely
the amount of strength one would have to add to get a palpable advantage against the level of skill that can be applied with jiujitsu is outrageous
if all someone had going for them was strength they would be easy to overcome with the power of judo or jiujitsu because they would waste their energy trying to scape from controls only to get submitted when they attempt to attack later, worn out and slowly
this is the heart of jiujitsu
like anyone in the circle is welcome to pursue strength
a few of the people do lift even
but to become good its about more than that
one of the worlds best jiu jitsuu practicioners, Marcelo Garcia, doesn't lift or do cardio or anything excpet for practice jiujitsu and he's world renowned for being skilled
so one of you couldn't just throw the other to the ground, easily. just swung with all their might, as fast as possible, in a direction of their choosing, risking a dislocated arm.
jiujitsu is so impressive, and you're all so impressive, that the factor of sheer momentum on a limb is neglegable.
the thing about Judo is the bulk of it focuses on how to throw your opponents
if somebody untrained walked up to me and attempted to, with absolutely no technique, throw me with all of their strength
it would be incredibly easy to flip them with that
This is a video of a person attemption a throw and the ukemi countering the throw with proper counter technique
if somebody were to just roughly try to throw you to the side, it would be simpler than what's demonstrated here to turn their kazushi (the offbalance) against them
I'm not saying I have black belt jiujitsu skills
every one in our group is a white belt
but we ar all equipped extremely well and would be able to fend off people much larger than us with our skills
I routinely fight and roll with people who weigh over 300 pounds when I myself weigh 140 and I can not only survive but I can get taps because I have superior technique
at the same time, my buddy who weighs 170 kicks my ass all the time because of his better technique than mine
I bet you cant jujitsu a snek
that guy didn't even try to plant his feet.
and he looks like he'd be someone that's trained. the guy attacking.
is it possible that in that video, he let himself flip with the other guy?
that the build up was just pretend?
he gots no arms or legs......
This is obviously a demonstration video
but even scootaloo posted a gif in this thread of judoka doing shit like this in tournament style fighting
the guy attacking IS trained because this is a demonstration of how to counter a judo flip but there are counters to every technique
and counters to ways your opponent grips you and moves you that would allow you to do this principle to them
not this exact throw
look at this gif
the second one is a good example
when ronda rousey is pushed backwards by the pponents attempt at a takedown, she engages a judo throw and flips it on the opponent
things slike this are much easier on an opponent who doesnt kno what they are doing than an opponent who is trained
but while someone like that COULD cause damage to you
it's going to be much simpler to hurt somebody by throwing them with an uchimata or a sstrong haraigoshi and plant them on the ground
it's as simple as gripping their wrist, their collar and turning around and bending
quite honestly the only thing superior is mixing in strikes
or mixing in weapons
camping with shimarin
Don't you mean
how the heck is a 360 degree back flip the solution to being tripped.
maybe I just don't get physics.
scoots's gif showed a guy flexing the fuck out of another guy over his back.
that adds up. where does a guy getting tripped get the force to throw someone his size into a full arc along with himself to the mat?
watch yuru comf pls
the Prime Minister of Ireland is gay, and he marched in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City.
this is nice.
your knowledge of grappling is at such a low level it's hard to have a conversation with you
I don't mean that exact flip
It's principles that can be applied
if your opponent attempts to upset your balance
it's just as easy to turn that into a flip on them instead of you
and if that opponent isn't trained and isn't attempting to immediately flip you after an offbalance like that they are fucked
if you're getting attacked by this person who's trying to throw you without technique, it doesn't matter if you complete the full rotation or not because you can drop them mid flip on their head if you want and injure them or you could complete your flip and knock the wind out of the mand ride out the momentum to a dominant control position
my favorite is the hungry kirby waifu
i havent seen it but I know who she is
Lol bard cant even jujitsu a snek
nadeshiko is a pure hungry kirby.
i'll jiujitsu your snake.......
heheheh look at her go..........
which one do you like?
I KNEW IT.
YOU DID TAP THOSE NADS ON PURPOSE.
imagine if I talked the way you do about fighting, about thinking.
you'd think I was some sort of pseudointellect.