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it too hot outside
haha it'll never get old
xD
Pee !
Is... please tell me this is your photo.
You could just do it you know
;c he wants to be smart about it
I can't really argue
Is it wrong to be turned on by that picture George posts
I love pee posting ♥
Nobody makes terrible impulse decisions anymore.
I tried!!!
He's too adult for me
Fuck yeah
Snowdays... aka fapdays
esh
wait who changed my post
thats frustrating
My dad has cancer, my sister doesn't live with my parents anymore, my brothers are lazy bums
I'm the only one who takes care of my parents, but once I start school I won't bother with them anymores
I find this impossible to believe.
From what I know about George he's like a six year old piloting an adult body.
He's closer to two children putting on a trench coat to sneak on to a roller coaster than the guy that operates the ride.
...
he's grownt!
;c makes it harder to sneak over there and just live in his crawl space
I wanna try all of this on my kids on someone
Which school?
Why?
In what way does his mentality make it any harder to get a bus ticket and break into his house?
I think you're making excuses.
i asked him n he said no ;g
he's truly the mature one of the relationship
yall have any good fried chicken ?
wuss poppin 🅱
What should I buy in store???
I... think my wife just impulse bought a Ball Python
well there was your first mistake.
Much easier to ask forgiveness than permission
what's up moo🅱ie
A cucumber, some lubricant and a box of condoms.
do it you wont
is it a pretty ball python?
:G but I don't want to upset or disobey him.
also he is mature!!! >:G
Nursing school
im hungie
wbu
It's a Sulfur genetic.
She sends me a screencap from a professional breeder, friend of ours, asking if we wanted her before he put the ad for sale up.
I want to wait one more generation and have him breed the sulfur with another and produce a Super Sulfur. They're stark white with bright orange markings.
I'm kind of just letting her do what she's doing. I've been existentially depressed for a week so I'm kind of just letting things happen
you ever smoked a pile of roaches before?
I'm transcending
I'm don't speak black, sorry
Isn't you have 7k$ work already? What salary have nurse in NYC?
I'm a virgin.............
And I don't like cucumber..............
Then zucchini
Just do it to fuck with the cashier
Don't you have practical jokes in sad cold euroland?
...
Oh wait, Ceras is the one I'm supposed to be nice too
Uhh... Buy a stuffed toy and some ice cream.
I think its much, much lower than that...
Nurses make um... $17/hr
But the reason I want to change jobs is because my current job is too dangerous
Its more suited for a man
i am using this sour apple shit. it doesnt taste like apples but it is certainly sour.
I would scream if I saw that while taking a shit
try a knife, some trash bags, cleaning products and a saw.
Super sulfers are so cute!! the creamsicle snakes!!!!
and I'm sorry to hear that, if there's anything we can do let us know
What the fuuuuuuuuuuck....?
Your ass don't have taste receptors
Lol, describe your work day
Would be a useful laxative tbh.
what the fuck is that webm
the look in his eyes
what does it mean?
...
If she doesn't hysterically buy a snake today, and we wait on a Super Sulfur, I'm naming it Creamsicle.
the cutest ice cream snake
that's a good feel
I don't want to have to throw hands while I'm taking a shit
talk about a shitty situation
...
But, Loafie, you're gay.
what does loafie look for in a girl
loafie gay?
stay tuned
more news at 11
no I'm not, if I were I'd be complaining about >tfw no bf
common sense really
Because you don't like them?
christmas cake OL
MUST be anime
indeed
I can't tell you....
What about the heart attack that comes with it?
why couldn't I have just been a normalnigger
what's the matter?
didn't want to say normalfag?
Why?
I don't know what that means
He already normalfag
Its not something we talk about
can't wait for a real anime waifu who can give me menstrual blood enemas
;c
Loafie post face I want to synopsize your dating pool
You're in the UK which means the standards are already pretty low.
I've no objection to saying normalfag, I just chose another word that's synonymous with it
I could have easily written this sentence completely differently, but the meaning would be the same so it does not matter
office lady, aged 25 and unmarried (see example image)
She's pretty
no I'm not posting my face how many times have I got to say it
Well you've only told me once.
Jeez, don't bite my head off
honestly I feel bad about fucking with you but you have to understand
the urge was too strong I couldn't resist
I'm sorry
Why?
yes I agree
sorry pal
it's hard to remember who has said it exactly, but collectively I've been told to far more times than I'd like
you're a funny guy
Well, post face.
for you
FAGGOTZILLA
that is some taste
no >:(
Its just a security job. The stuff we protect is um... confidential...
gimme source
sometimes I have to wonder if it wasn't wrong of me to wheel those mentally and physically disabled kids up on that hill and tie their wheelchairs together like a train and then push them down the hill while i shouted "choo choo here comes the retard retinue of the mongoloid monarch"
sometimes i wonder
I don't wanna hear about what you protecting, i wanna hear about how your working day comes
indeed, my fellow patrician
I'm sorry I don't know
you could try iqdb or saucenao but there's no guarantee that'll work
my favorite lady is george
Loco is terrible at evrything. Even retard jokes.
I also like boys who are ladies.
I just spent fifteen minutes with Georges image of the alien looking nigger child on the beach trying to recolor it gray to look like Roger the Alien but the hue tool is being autistic so I gave up
interesting, I can't say I've ever heard of a lady named George
you mean that wasnt a real alien?
I lost my george folder when I reset my computer :C
Just use like Adjustments > Black & White
here is a start
uwu
normal friday
nothing to see here
Are we exposing George?
I wonder if my old HD is still around
Nope...
Shame
George send me more noods
how bout nah
Sinni send me a bunch of noods
mmmmm
no
Well there goes my entertainment for the afternoon.
Guess I'll just, I don't know, run errands or something.
My computer is waste of shit
I got high instead.
If you were stuck on an island and had to bring one thredposter with you..
hardmode: no couples
I'd take Piggy so I could use his glasses to start fires.
The glasses I used to use could probably easily start a fire.
(You)
I would take my dick so hard
I woke up exhausted
Why are you exhausted?
Usual thing
Bard, I love you!
Bard is great!
in my dream all night I was dreaming that I had to go to bed and my house was full of people sleeping there and some of us had to share rooms and even though i = was sleeping in my dream it suucks
its not the exhaustion in my body thats too bad but i feel fatigued in the head and its svery hard to keep my eyes open ;w;
And I love you, Anonymous and Loafie chan
Bard + Loafie =
Loafie is my right-hand man
It's le me sci btw. Okay I'm good.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
as of when
I like your new anime girl
Coffee and weed at 2:00 in the afternoon on a windy overcast day.
Someone be comfy with me.
Since we have so much in common~
Thanks ^^
yuru camp is warm and cozy anime
i like
Hewwo friends I'm back!
and the girls are 2cute4me
never say hewwo again please
h-hewwo?
I'm fucking tired of workout
Ohayou gozaimasu
I wish I had a gf or a bf to call over
you guys will have to do
Hello, snowmen
Loco how are you doin?
I never thought about that but I guess we do
I guess it's pretty convenient, man whom I am the right hand man to
AHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY
maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight
Emotionally lonely
but okay otherwise. Tired.
How are you?
because its cuwute
But I don't drive a formula.
How related formula and snow?
an almost perfect uwu i drew at work :3
Kimi Räikkönen is known as the ice man.
Man, my dick is great, you ever think how great dicks are?
must of been some sort of smart design
Bye
You fan of races?
intelligent design
intelligent desig
intelligent desi
intelligent des
intelligent de
intelligent d
intelligent
intelligen
intellige
intellig
intelli
intell
intel
inte
int
in
i
i w
i wa
i wan
i wann
i wanna
i wanna d
i wanna di
i wanna die
Stay safe.
Not really, just people that stand out.
Hentai never fails to amuse
You pretty old if remember person who was popular in 07-09
I want to die too,
from Green bean pee
I can't believe you want to drown to death in Green Bean's pee.
We all knew it would come to this.
Eventually.
Like the Great Flood of old.
Finally,
Atonement.
I am ready.
Smite me.
bye sweetie
He still drives for Ferrari, so wouldn't say that he's out of the game.
green bean poutine
But the fact that you watching races, already make you older
Give me some of that AUTHENTIC poutine, lemme nom it! I want! If only I could get cheese curds here. BUT I NEED A LICENSE FOR EVEN LOOKING.
tfw no poutine license
I just read news.
Everyone knows, also, it is all about Verstappen.
God damn bakas.
tfw no silverware license so I can't eat it
That is becasue... You are.. FREE
That is what your 'ands are for ya div
I'm pretty sure it's Hamilton that is holding the scores all the time now.
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED
WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERYMAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHATS RIGHT! FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS!!!!
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN
MIND IS SOFTWARE
i MEAN, hAMILTON is THE CHAMPION AND ALL. bUT CAN HE TOTALLY MURDER A gERMAN IN AN ITALIAN CAR?
NOPE
VERSTAPPEN CAN.
This DICK
is hardware
Are you saying that because of how often his car has broken?
More for the fact that he fucked him up in Dubai(?) or was it Malaysia(?)
lemme do a fact check on that.
It was Singapore.
If you want one that's so thoroughly American you'll want to vomit allow me to introduce you to Toby Keith.
youtube.com
meant to link this with that post
Do it. I am ready. I am ready to become the America vomit. is tiem
No clue myself.
Just recall usually reading news about him or Vettel breaking their cars on the track in front of everyone.
It was a Singa
REAL AMERICA TIEM
News which printed on paper?
A.. ba Singa?
Nah, just whenever I get bored I check my phone for the news and how it's always the same stuff.
Ha, I wonder what happened to HAL.
Probably lurking somewhere. They always do.
Drunky! I summon thee!
Legends never die.
It's hard to joke about your age....
If you listen hard enough, you'll hear a distant muffled bazinga.
But I'm not Drunky.
A reminder... taht they always, ALWAYS lurk.
As I said that, something pinged... SOMEONE... pinged... Boy howdy.
MEMERS NEVER DIE!
It is hard to joke about the unstoppable onslaught of time that will inevitably consume everything.
I know. I accidently clicked you instead of a blank post. Sorry buddy.
Is okay.
Now i feel myself old..
Good.
No it isn't, i'm only 18
Kill all Gays
Fok u
Reminder, Hitler did nothing wrong.
No, he actually did many mistakes which make him lose
It's not 4-20 yet!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE it is 4:20 somewhere in the world.
Not even words will stop time.
He was just trying to have an otaku tea-time with the other otakus.
Cunt
When Smelly Jew forced him to leave his omouto and gas them... Those damned jews and their inferior waifus
No.... April 20th is his birthday.
To Linz we go!
I'm studying tomorrow, good fucking night
nini
Boy howdy.
Where are all the cool people tho
Uh, hello????
RIGHT.
HERE.
where is my darling?
sorry I was busy but I'm here now
WOAH LOAFIE IS NEZI'S DARLING?!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
no I'm a cool person
my timing is abominable as always :(
O-oh you're here.
Hello.
Slowly picking up, nice.
What's up loofy
TIME?
YOU SAY?
loafie you're silly
Would you lick the cheedle off D.Va's feet?
Dead.
not much, as you can see, my actions have been a tad aloof
I can't help it
i want to snuggle you
oh? was there a funeral?
All this talk of... death... is making me... frisky.
SCOOTS WHEN DO WE PLAY OW
Well, perhaps you should change that.
thanks I'm sure that'd be a pleasant experience
I can't help it :(
welp. I dunno. Sometime in the far flung future. Where I dont get anziety from playing with people I do not ordinarily co-op with.
Overwatch
FUCKING
sucks
hi
...
No.
Sure you can, you just need to start slow and gradually work towards it.
It's just quick play, what's there to be anxious about?
Overwatch isn't so bad, it's fun :
I mean, it must suck, if you aren't a pro genji.
stop bullying my waifu
kys faggot
what suggestions do you have
no thanks not depressed anymore
I don't care
I want you to die
It's fun until you're 600 hours into looking at Symmetra's faggot fucking face.
don't bully people for their taste in vidya
Start a conversation with a stranger.
What.
yes indeed
if I must take it upon myself to assume the role of anti-bully ranger, then by God I will
None here
I don't know any strangers that I could speak to
How disappointing.
How do you feel about dicks?
DOA what the hell is with oldschool captcha not working anymore on 4chan? how do you live
Oh yeah
It's Friday
oh yeah
Symmetra's continued existence tilted me off the planet.
It's a game that should be about managing a wide cast of characters' various kinds of mobility and ability cooldowns, but it's really a game about who can cajole their entire team into not playing fucking snipers and attack Torb.
It's not fun to heal, it's not fun to tank, and it's not fun being the fifth guy to pick a DPS hero, so no matter what you do you feel like a jackass.
I've been called that a lot
I'm fairly neutral towards them I suppose
they do what they're supposed to so that's pretty positive
it would be optimal for there not to be ED and stuff like that but there are more severe biological shortcomings than that I think
They disabled legacy captcha support
My life ended that day
Nigga he meant do you want to suck on one or not.
fucking sucks dude. i can't even get on a good roll
if you'd like to know whether or not I'd like to suck a dick serbia user, then please ask me that directly
wIt seems to not require filling out a captcha each time though
It is established canon that "Loafie" is Gay
But Symmetra is a situational shitpick that gets deleted by any competent dps and tank.
Like even a good genji can deal with symmetra.
Just don't walk into killrooms and she's free if she's not right in the middle of her team, if she is you have bigger problems.
You can't really control the stupidity of your teammates but managing abilities is important.
It's a team game, there's always bound to be retard, but they're usually on the enemy team as well.
Which bully called you that?
Oh okay, so video chatrooms shouldn't be too too offputting then.
yeah if you don't post for awhile it lets you post like 5-7 times without, but i need more posts if there's a two hour show or something
you've heard of Leafie is Here well now welcome Loafie is Queer
you should use protection when sucking dick
and uncoincidentally the term 'canon' is predominantly used within the realms of fiction
I'd very much dislike being in a video chatroom but not because of dicks
that was a good pun my friend, well done
I didn't wanna know if he likes to suck dicks or not, just if they disgust him or not.
If they don't, he has broader options.
Because of what then ?
Do dicks disgust you Echo?
you know damn well that loafie isn't disgusted by no dicks
I post on /waifu/ a lot though, so I don't have to do it that often
Lots of people lmao
How would I know that?
I feel neutral about dicks.
Did it make you happy when TP sent you his dick?
why would you have to do it less there?
it takes like reading three of his posts
Because I post frequently
Slap them.
It did not.
i was only halfsie erect
I don't wish to show my face or voice to anyone from here, or to be scrutinised for these things
also I don't have a balaclava to wear if you're going to suggest that
when are you people going to learn what double negatives are
But loofy is a girl.
Did you feel sad?
besides who from here would want to video chat with me
someone with the confidence to show their dicks on this video chat, no less
HUH THAT ISNT AMY
I am not
I felt surprised and uncomfortable.
Why ?
but the more frequent i post the more captchas i have to hit, and they get really hard when i get in spammy mode
i don't not normally talk like that, it was added for effect
wait really?
that makes zero sense
Curiosity.
I'm not a slapping kind of guy
I don't have that, I post 4 or 5 times on one captcha
stop compromising grammatical sense with your sentences please
lrn 2 winston noob
hmm weird. it's really frustrating to the point that i just start lurking
anywho, how is shit with you
BUT EMPHASIS
Oh no, I meant chat with someone random, not someone from here.
You also wouldn't have to show your face or speak at all just stick to chat and try to maintain their attention.
It's harder without voice or face but it makes it all the more challenging I guess.
You could have been, but now you ruined it!
How so ?
You're curious about some weird shit.
Kicking ?
Teach me everything you know.
I'm not a physical altercation kind of person
I'm sure you know a lot more than I do though.
he just types and acts like a normal pathetic degenerate gay virgin dude
Yell profanities.
That's my kind of thing
very well
I still don't know any strangers
yeah I botched that when I was conceived, it's a bit late now
i'm such an idiot. i voted for the two people on my mail in ballot that i wasn't allowed to vote for. i forgot to read the instructions because i was really stoned. fuck the system amirite
I know nothing.
yeahhh like sometimes you wanna throw in some extra h's or some shit
Wow TP
That's very rude.
It's not the best but I suppose that's better than nothing.
Well if you did they wouldn't be strangers would they?
Would you prefer it the other way?
That is a lie.
kinda accurate though
he's kinda whiny too
All I know is that I know nothing except for this.
I can see the emphasis given by putting in multiple h's when there's only a single one, but not the usage of a double negative
it's not a problem though, speak however you like
well we've got ourselves a bit of a conundrum here
I don't know anyone who I can video chat with
and if I got to know someone, they wouldn't be a stranger anymore
...
oh fuck it's march madness. why are college sports so boring
i hear you
i really don't normally do that. that was like the first time in a year probably
i even stopped saying fam
FUCK NOTRE DAME
i still occasionally say smh head though
yeah seriously. catholics are bitches. i guess i'm catholic
But you don't have to be so mean about it, this is why nobody likes you.
What else would you like to know then ?
Well yes, but at first they are.
And you just have to make that first contact while they're still strangers.
The whole point is to not make them strangers.
Cat Licks
reply to this post if ur cute
I've always been an uptight cunt with my language but I have noticed that I do sometimes say "tbh"
Ya blew my mind. I had no idea Symmetra was a situational pick that should only work on Point A Defense on maps like Hanamura. Woah. Wow.
I feel like the "it's not fun to heal, it's not fun to tank" should be more indicative of why I stopped playing than my experience with the antisocial retards that play TF2 Anime Edition.
i went to a notre dame blue and gold game when i was younger though. we got to go on the field when it was over. it was actually a lot of fun and i cherish the memory
...
there are people I know already
I'm not some caveman who's never made contact with another human in 10 years you know
(You)
Nah
i thought like on average like half of the people like me at any given time
it just so happens that that half is the cool ones
That's what I do best
i use tbh wayyy too much
but it's so great
What does it mean when my pee pee gets hard?
like the quarterback through up his wrist band that he holds the plays in and i caught it
i still have it lol
teebeehonest I use tbh too much tbh
i heard something on the radio about 30 somethings who aren't alcoholics but binge drink once a week and all the health risks involved. shut up radio i'm trying to binge drink
I remember binge drinking. That used to be fun.
oh shit charles barkley
dope
...
Oh, okay.
Well it's your call.
Hey man I'm just trying to think of a way to make things a little more dynamic for you.
You could always just go out.
But why would they?
Insult me.
That depends.
When does it happen?
it's still fun but i still feel it hard on monday even. it was actually nice taking 2 weeks off but that wasn't really a choice. i had an ocular migraine at work for the first time in my life and it scared the shit out of me
Whenever the teacher calls me up to write an answer on the board.
You're a gosh darn potato
Get fucked
cause i'm cool as hell dude
even nezi likes me now and he HATED me for so long
well he probably tolerates me lol
no thanks pal
I don't have the confidence to join a video chat where I can leave at any time how am I supposed to fare in an actual conversation with people who can see me and my body language and posture and all the other shortcomings I have
...
i'm working on doing better!
we're all going to die before berserk ends
the problem is when i get really drunk i'll just blow up any progress i make. it's like sisiphus or some shit
sisyphus*
sissy
That has to be uncomfortable.
k.
We're not friends anymore.
Wow, Nezi likes you?
Damn dude, you really made it.
Tell me something interesting about yourself then.
I can't think of anything interesting about myself
well nezi and i have been such a rollercoaster
probably not the best example
i think based luka is a better example
how long did i absolute terrorize her
now we like low key date
Did you send them a dick pic yet?
Least boring?
Do you play any games?
i have this irritated sebaceous cyst behind my ear so i'm trying not to wear headphones. but i get that deep bass with headphones. this sucks dude
no man you were the only dude i've ever sent a dick pick to
so you got that
not any easier to give name to than most interesting
yes
i go through weird phases
like when i thought that it would be hella funny if tyler perry and chloe moretz dated ol
Truly an honor.
What is your most memorable experience?
yeah as i've tried to explain
i was really enamored with your typing profile and your whole steez
pop it
fkin do it
do you want me to list them or not
what's with you people being so indirect today
I'm not too sure but it probably wasn't a pleasant experience
fixed
dude it's so close i could do it
but i'm really trying to leave it alone. i don't want to have to deal with like cleaning it. i wish it would just die though. it's been like 2 years
nice. i tried to reverse marathon the fast/furious movies cause i never watched them. only made it to 4
Yes, I do.
Do you really think it was a yes or no question?
nezi is skinny and a top 500 owo player
official best poster
really
Is it really friday if TP doesnt get banned?
you don't miss much at all watching the series backwards funnily enough
I'm flattered.
You sound like you'd get along with Duke.
test like me and so does moogs
i never get banned sadly
bitch, pawpit and then clean it.
ya hes rly gud
yeah and i guess i saw something because you ended up being a pretty ingrained poster
Test, ban him.
I command you.
yeah i have a feeling i might just beast mode it late night
Cant believe im banned
yeah it seems like one to me kind of guess I'm being a tad autistic today
100% orange juice
Call of Duty (1)
Doom (1993)
Insurgency (also own doi but I prefer the former much more)
Killing Floor
Quake 2 and live
SAMP
Scrabble
Street fighter 2 (ce and st) and 4 (u)
alright I'll keep that in mind
squiddy is an example of someone who absolutely does not like me. but it has a lot to do with me always calling him steeb or one of the other better dingo fuckers
and then keep it clean. but 2 years is ages.
I'd ban you if I felt like logging in, gay boy
duke where you at
let's chew bubblegum and kick ass together
You flatter yourself too much if you think it was any conscious action on your part.
yeah i can't believe i held out so long
that's some fucking control
Well really you're flattering yourself too much if you think you have any conscious action on your part at all, but you know.
I'm unbannable, faglord.
you should give me a little credit dog
You saw something after I've already became ingrained though.
Elma knew I was the shit before you did.
Ah, nothing I play but I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find people to play 100% Orange Juice or Killing Floor with if you start adding people on steam.
What, but you told me to :(
if i posted regularly i would make you like me for shits and gigs
but into the cuckwork hole with you
Cuckwork Goggles?
Look at it.
It thinks it's people.
that's fair enough, I'm not too upset about having no friends to play with
it was you who inquired desu
oh come on i was in the middle of the people realizing at least
LOL
they both treat me so poorly i kinda like it
and ikt's hate
they are such juicy twink haters
Pffft
I mean, maybe? I guess.
Idunno.
i'm a bad boy and need to be punished by the down under
the real question is
do you
like me?
new thread when
i think bill hader arcade fire might be worth watching tbh
You're okay I guess.
neu