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I thought winners got chicken.

Oh man, there's even a Women's School version, but it's not as funny.

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It must be because their jokes are as weak as they are.

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You want me to get sued?

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lol

No! Yes.

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buy me that pizza scoots

DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE END OF MARCH

might as well buy it half a month in advance
I'm hungry

Not feeding you you idiot. Stupid waste of space.

What's good on peeba?

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:(

Chillis, peppers, meat and the sauce has to be hot

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Can somebody just fucking pull the trigger already.

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Not bad!

I could go for a good chicken 'n' spinach 'n' mushroom right now.

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Good morning.

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That sounds breddy good.
But.
I gotta.
Have.
The.
Spice.

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

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Where the frick the spice? I NEED the spice!

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Give me the big hand fulls of spice, my man

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scoots is losing his mind
someone get the spice

Hi hi, sleepy boy!

In a giant worm's butt.

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Listen to rager, gimme the spice and NO ONE GETS HURT

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control the spice

control the galaxy

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How's you?

I only have raw sauce.
youtube.com/watch?v=pg4K9pfKl1U

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I got really sick and was able to sleep 5 hours.
I am much better though.

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IT IS KNOWN!
from arrakeen to zimia

I wanna ride a sandworm

Poor thing. I'm sorry. ♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

hihi Sabrunzel.

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insert joke about my sandworm here

I'm too lazy

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Just give me both barrels at this point. It is time.

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It's ok.
How are you, love?

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I don't know why I don't see these before I post lmao

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naiveté
I know smart words

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Did you get to make your snow serpent, Miss Maddie?

What a grouch!

I'm ok. Taking a little break from work. I may just veg out at my desk for an hour and go home. :P

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Well be safe.

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How does this make me a grouch! I swear! You are doing me a hecking head shake right now!!!

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I don't think that's exactly it, but sure :p

What's up?

I did. I posted a pic and everything^^

His head popped off so I had to do another one while it started to get dark and it's fallen over since I left for work, so maybe next time will be better.

How's you?

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@Sabby

^^^^

I will make typing sounds if someone walks by. :3

I did a lot of work this morning, so I feel I've earned this.

♫Shake shake shake Scootnora!♪

Aw, it's a cutie anyway! I like the branch horns!

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you see, what you should be doing, is assuming we're always terrible people

I feel great
considering going back to school
but that shit costs money

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My roommate said the small head was reminiscent of Nessie, so I'm pretty happy with that.

Thank you. It was actually kinda fun, but don't tell anyone I said that ;3

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JUst don't get in trouble.

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[glares]

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Yeah, I just feel like some of us should be beyond that at this point is all. Oh well lol

That's a good idea, whatcha want to major in? Look up grants and all that. There's like plenty of programs trying to give away money if you wanna do a little research. Some jobs offer help too, but that's typically if you want some business/managerial type of background (ie, they're promoting from within and investing in said people)

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Tuition reimbursement is what I was thinking of.

you would think so

hoo boy
culinary arts

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I majored in Brain DAMAGE AND mINOR'D IN "ur mom gay".

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ur ancestor homosexual

Negative, it is infact yourself

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That's a waste. Just go get a kitchen job and work your way up. I've worked with people who have gone and cooked around them for days. Kitchen values experience over a degree.

By all means, don't let me stop you from going, but the major consensus in the industry behind the line is to just get a kitchen jorb.

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My dead brain makes sense now, i was betrayed

WHOMST BETRAYED ME

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wow
are you a time traveler and my great great great grandson come back to warn me about some great catastrophe?

hey
you might be right

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Funny story, one of my ancestors was infact gay, and hung himself because of it. Lol fag.

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Just speaking from experience. I make more than most people I've met that have gone to culinary school and I don't have the student debt ;3

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what a quitter

ooh kill em

there's nothing I love more than not being in debt

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Your adorable secret's safe with me, Maddie.

Nawww. I mean, half the people in the building are watching basketball in the break room right now anyway. March madness. :P

^o^

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I don't do sports.

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Exactly? Pft amateurs.

There, there.

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Shoveling yourself out of it is pretty satisfying tho too tbh

I can see the light, Tak!

thanks Sabs. I knew it would be~

Whatcha up to? Still at work?

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are you a time traveler
stop dodging the question

ooh pay em
also, army of mini snowmen > regular snowman

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THE NUMBERS! MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me neither. But everyone in the building is goin' nuts about basketball right now.

Silly Doodab.

Yep! I'm watching my coworkers watch basketball. They're more interesting than the game. They're all freaking out and yelling. It's great.

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basket ball is for fags

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Potats

Basset ball.

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omg that's another thing I always wanted to do!

ahhh next snowstorm^^

Prolly all have bets on it.

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post dick

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Schoot
i only know you...

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THAT MOVIE IS SO CUTE~!

the hounds

o-oh?

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Yeah, they've all got brackets to adjust. If I knew sportball, I'd try to bet too. Get a little extra pocket cash. :3

Is it? It looks adorable, but I haven't watched yet!

Awroooooooooooooooo

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mhmm~

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sinni are you here my friend

That's more like it.

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Mandy is that you~?

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sportball is hard :(

Mmhm, I watched it with the 3yo and I think I was more into it than her lmao

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WHAT YO EATIN?

WHat now?

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Cute. I may stream it tonight. ♥

Kibble n Bits!

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you don't want me to practice on you...?

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What? It truly is a dog's life.

Drain me dry.

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I like to separate the kibbles from the bits and eat the bits first.

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...

Lookie here kiddo, that is just dang crazy talk.

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OH SHIT HE'S FEELING IT

guillotine!!!!!

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I put the kibbles in my water dish and wait for it to turn to a pasty mush before I eat 'em.

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yummy pizza :3
fill'd me up
margherita piza and two garlic knots
very tasty

You were supposed to say takyon

I am disappoint

Do I have to destroy you too... Like my father...

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RAGER NO BEING DISAPPOINT

, >

you won't get mad if i drag my teeth on you when i'm going too fast?

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I only get mad if you SUCC bad

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But, I am afraid you cannot practice on me Blood Chan. I am a happily married Christian man.

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but i've never tried it before, i don't know how good i'll be...

who are you married to now?

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I'll tell you, but it is got to be a secret... You never practice with Erio?

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Erio didn't want me to dom him

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what is he, gay?

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That sounds embarrassing.

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i know a gay person but theyre from the UK and theyre not scootsy and not loco and also not anyone else but loafie

I don't think so...

My e-sex with erio is a secret...

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Loafie is the only gay boy in the UK.

Sure. Sure. GOmen.

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then why would he refuse?

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No, it's me. I'm gay.

well duh ur gay
but like loafie overshadows your gay by like 100000x

i think i compared loafie to a budget loco on stream

@scootsy back me up on this you were there i think

Nah. I think you'd have to be pretty gay to be gayer than me. Dangerously gay.

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i haven't spoken to you in a long time
how have you been ?

didja hear i got a new job >:3

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You did, he was not happy... and was very confused.

THEY DID, FOR THE RECORD. APOLOGIZE. So like, they got shat on tbh

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I'm good. Could do with a good dicking though.

What's your job?

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You made him apologize, and beg... It was funny.

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see i wanna like loafie
but goodness that kid gets extremely defensive over the fact i call him gay LOL

like
some extreme insecurity if you can't handle an internet rando calling you gay

thats like middle school tier bullying

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glad ur good
godspeed on the other thing

i work at a movie theatre
it stinks
i dont like it
im actively applying elsewhere

only reason im here is because blood tests are expensive enough to the point that i can't just do small jobs for family/friends and save up

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hE GOT THAT "bully me" AURA. hE SCREAMS FOR BEING BULLIED. iT IS LIKE BLOOD IN THE WATER FOR A BULLY SHARK LIKE ME.
one more victim.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, MEMES FOR THE SCOOT GOD

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WOAH! TOO SOON! RIP TONY HAWK

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rip

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USE THAT COOTER AND SUCC A SCOOTER

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Do you have to clean up vomit and theatre-voyeur gunk

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nope !
i can get one of the big strong boys to do it for me :3

WITH MY FULLY STRONG BOIZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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wow you made it sound worse

Cute.

Also, if you mean blood tests for HRT I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

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Loco makes everything much more terrible. See "Loco's Art" for reference.

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what do you think you doof

bard

Bard

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That's a very bad idea.

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bard

We summon the Bard of Holla Forums

BARD

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thats fine with me
i love bad ideas

That is why we duo in PUBG

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After a few hours it feels like I've been online for days.

very draining, being a shitposter

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Time for sleep,
Link me for a mention in my prayers.
Ni Ni

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nini stinker

Sending big love to BC and Takistani

sending big meme's to everyone

Post memes

can't, watching a recorded stream, technology is consuming our lives and we are accepting of it

how's life in the threads? are you all still alive over here?

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nezi is lovely!!!

yea hi nezi, i saw you yesterday

Deader than Elvis.

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sinni is lovely.

you could have died in the hours since though.

excellent. i like slow threads. i don't feel rushed when I'm typing and thinking of what to say.

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Ye

Deader than my will to live.

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i am not dead yet dont curse me, if i die some time soon blame it on Nezi

Blame it on the boogie.

I ordered a pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what kind? i want a pic when you get it :3

Nezi so hungry begins asking for solicited food images.

beware
I live

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Pepperoni and bacon again^^

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u caught me

yummy =w=

give me the succeth

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Nope.

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c e a s e

youtube.com/watch?v=9Rqgu2d3QG8

moar like this plz

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scariest image ever posted

Is there a rope I'm missing there

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...

-squeaks and looks around for Ika. Thought he heard her and has clean bed sheets for her-

why are damaged goods such a turn-on?

im soooooooo hungry but i already had a bowl of cereal and some oat cracker things

i kind of like ignoring the hungry feeling though

No. Just no.
There's been more black guys inside her than Rikers.

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why does it always have to be about the races gil

He was talking about damaged goods; I was simply stating just how damaged she must be.

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Alternatively, I'm possibly racist.

Gil what games were you looking for?

The FF remakes and the Mana series mostly.

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Good afternoon.

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Ah

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I sort of just have weird nostalgia right now and want to play the games of my childhood and the ones that I didn't get to play.

I will buy an emulator/ROM cart for GB/C games since I'm getting a Gameboy Micro.

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I hear Everdrives are pretty nice.

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Is it the thread or the site?

Both.

It's the Jews.

RIP

huh?
._.

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May the ashes of the thread be buried in Poland.

person below triple gay

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AND ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY

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brb need drink.

casino hug or war

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hug for Proto1

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Love you.

That guys feeds made me upset.

Does it bother you casino when youngbloods an hero?

Come join the murder
Come fly with black
We'll give you freedom
From the human trap
Come join the murder
Soar on my wings
You'll touch the hand of God
And He'll make you king
And He'll make you king
I walk among the children of my fathers
The broken wings, betrayal's cost
They call to me but never touch my heart, now
I am too far
And I'm too lost

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rifk gimme a hug casino

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WE ARE JUST CHILDREN

WHISPER TO A SCREAM

LOVE FOR CASINO1 CANDA1

youtube.com/watch?v=in_k7y8eGrc

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yes i was bothered by it
:(

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hug hug hug casino here

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I thought we all agreed to kill the retarded.

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no please spare me

TELL THEM HOW RAAIDCHAN MADE YOU RUN THE HELL AWAY,

fsu1 DMS1

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Killing your boyfriend?
Sounds kinky.

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smaller portions

less eating/snacking

nezi stronk

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raid chan?

sounds scary! i would run from a scary sounding thing

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sONG FO
R CASINO

youtube.com/watch?v=0BwpEW7JS14

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O_O heavy rock n roll stuff!!

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hOME.

iT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE REALLY TRYING TO FIGHTS US
youtube.com/watch?v=KqynxV0W4q8

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who is fighting? :O

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hIGH IN THE MOUNTAIJN.

soNG FOR MANAKA

youtube.com/watch?v=QeJVOTnqWr4

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WHERE MAH CASINO?

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RIP manaka
i miss them

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here

youtube.com/watch?v=CVAR-juyi7E

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helloo

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my throat is sore

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too much succ?
or too much talk?

I went to work drunk and my head chef told me he was drunk and I thought it was going to be a good day but then the hangover started happening.

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i got choked

going to work drunk sounds like a terribbble idea
alcohol in the first place is pretty two sided imo

why not just smoke the bong dude

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who hurt you
my boy

Yeah but I hadnt been on a good thread like this in ages and decided to chill and drink till suddenly I only had a work in an hour and who sobers up in an hour.
Because I dont got no supply qqqq

my buddy griffin got the better of me

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rude af
did you at least have a good time?

I've been there before ; ~;
gotta make that bank

do you get to eat the food from your kitchen at least sometimes ? : 3

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it was pretty fun and my knee held out so im glad

too bad you werent there : 3

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No I got bank. I got plenty of bank.
I just dont know anyone to grab some. I did, but they goofed because sold more than weed it seems.

I can cook whatevers and eats.

Sorry~

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sometimes if you're super on the level when it's time to owrk it's best to call in

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boy
what those hands do?

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lewd~ I sure wish :3

good morning hu : up to much tday?

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they snake uunder your arms and legs desu

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lol

Good evening~
Nah, nothing much. School soonish, then visiting parents so won't be here much this weekend.
Doing well despite getting choked?

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Nigga I work in da kitchen in straya, Ive known guys who get baked DURING work.

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Well yeah, they're in a kitchen.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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yes I'm sleepy tongth
got to eat some tasty waffles today tooo so thats another good thing

I enjoyed some fortnite with an extended lobbby of people talking on the mic we had like a room full of 4 people here and a room full of like 4 or 5 peoople on my friends line and then 2 other friends in the party it was wild

hopefully today is an easy day of school ;w;

well I mean smoking iis no big probe but being drunk as hell might suck
for me I get sick quic because I'm skinny

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the hipster epidemic was vastly overblown

Sounds quite enjoyable. Good to hear your day's been good.

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wish the same could be said for the racists

Im skinny too!
But I also dont drink anywhere near as much as I used to, so it doesnt take me a lot to get drunk anymore, so my hangovers arent so bad.

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you sound like a nigger

Being awake at 1:00 AM isn't dreadful today.

Hi thred

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the racists did seem to wane in the last half of the century

he's just a leaf

we share the same colours

that sounds like a nigger

Awake on your own accord?

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is the cure to racism just time?

Kind of. I'd usually be asleep right now, but it's spring break so I don't have to go in to work this week. Usually I'm up until midnight and kick myself for only getting five hours. Today I saw the clock, chuckled and thought "The fuck do I have to be up for?"

tl;dr no but I don't really care.

How's your Friday going?

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I think the Black Lives Matter movement was started by white people as an extracurricular activity to keep the niggers from having free time to loot, rape and pillage

Time = integration

some people are pissed off because it doesn't happen in an instant
some people are not but pretend integration is not a thing

Others just like facts and cool things like facts even though they hurt.

Its why aboriginals cant read for shit.

this

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Like aboriginals here, eventually they will be not shitty aboriginals, but it doesnt help that they dont fuggin try at least, only makes it take longer

So he was all giddy and shit and then he started to sober up and became a giant anus?

Should have offered him another drink

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But they did that anyway.

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I think some of the stories about the Holocaust are exaggerated.

well, BlackLivesMatter actually usually has strong media surrounding it.

the looters actually don't try to loot during BLM events.

way too many cameras.

but who integrates with who?

should the Australians become more Chinese?

I want to go back to Sydney. Complain about abbos all you want. You have an awesome fucking city.

tfw no admin drama

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challenge accepted

Nono my hangover started kicking in

NIGGER

Globalisation will do its thing and whomever is the most clean shaven will be what people aspire to be.
Koreans love to look western.

You could have gone to a nice city but noooooooo

BOOBIES

Well that's your fault for going in to work slightly hungover without taking a couple of shots to peter down. Don't you know anything about functioning alcoholism?

And I never got the chance to see Melbourne or Perth but Sydney was a fucking utopia compared to the shithole that is Phoenix.

__

Hi Nezi

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uh huh

the sexiest people on the planet aspire to be westerners

no. the malls in Korea aren't filled with images of American men.

What are some dank slurs for abbos?

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Nosir I went to work drunk and theeeeen got the hangover.
I do! I used to be a heavy alcoholic!

My point stands if thats true or not tho.

abo
abo
abo
nigger
flatface

hell no

Westerners fucking wish they were as fashionable as the Koreans

I meant the point I made about globalisation.

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How... creative.

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not if Islam wins.

Trudeau go to bed

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I think I got the last one wrong.
Its flatfoot.
200 years only needs a few slurs.

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Nigga what part about time dont you understand
Its got like one setting

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Land of the Paid Health Care, and the Home of President Bone-Spurs.

took me a second.

You should just drink more at work. It'll probably work out. Probably.

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ever seen a clean shaven Ayatollah?

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Oddly enough thats the only thing I cant consume from the stock at work.

Maybe their ways will change unnoticed due to a massive increase in global memeing

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No that's fairly normal.
Unfortunate,
but normal.

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what we need is an increased fear in God.

The bad opinions just keep coming

I call it odd because it kinda is, but kinda isnt.
We've grabbed a beer every now and then.

Fear of god is the reason people pray to the fucker

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What the fuck is up with the xenophobia tonight? Did the Carrot in Chief have a rally or something?

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No im australian

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we need to create tech that projects the voice of God into the minds of registered deviants.

we can do it, too. facial recognition and mounted targeting speakers. we'll recreate their voice from collected samples and AI.

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nobody's afraid of me...

Sounds like a good Antichrist meme

Also are u Kanra

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Hi Bard

Why would you waste that kind of en masse technology making people fear a judeo christian God?

Fuck that, let's whisper prayers to Ba'al the Soul Stealer or something to citizens by arranging them in arrays by zip code so a bunch of people in a localized area all suffer the same occult paranoid delusion.

also you're messed up.

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beta god

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cute

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Trump's America could be the greatest era in policing and social control.

don't need guns if you have machines that instill feelings of dread using audio, upon noticing a gun has been drawn via a live feed.

Bard is a machine god

I imagine you as such

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Silly boys

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Ever since I learned your a lesbitarian I'd trust you as god.
For whatever reason lesbians always know whats up.

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there is only one God. but until His Day, we must do the best with what we got.

any God will do. perhaps not Judeo-Christian. a more spiritual deviant might fancy themselves a God, hence using AI and voice samples to recreate their own voice within their auditory receptors.

b my boi bby

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hello spegtre I hope you had a funday....

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chemtrail Chicago.

no more gang violence.

even if so many people get fired, it'll be worth it to end the gang violence.

Reminds me of a short story I read in high school where a powerful machine that could answer any question was made

So someone asked it, "is there a God?" and it said "There is now"

From there it took control of everything somehow and everything was fucked

Wish I could remember what the story was called but I feel like it might be a sort of well-known one

Yeah, Me

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I'm shy~

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Maybe. Did Bard?

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Oh. Well this just got a lot less fun. I like the idea of force feeding paranoia-inducing mad utterings to selected locations. I wonder if it would spread via suggestion

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I don't remember Kanra being a christfag but usually when a leaf shows up and starts posting like this it turns out to be Kanra

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i got to roll with my friends and eat tasty food and ate weed butter and now I'm powerfully high ss o I am dooing good :3

my throat is a little ssore and my knee too but it iill get better

my brother made some lean 7 up without codeine its just flavored with jollyl ranchers and it fels nice going down

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That sounds like a pretty cool read actually.
If ya remember it would like to know.

Coincidentally shy people are my speciality.
Thats legit too

close. but
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Question

...what?

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I am...

THE MEME GOD...

I accept sacrifices of saffron

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Looks like Trudeau found it

Thanks babe

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dont you what me

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Woah. You some kind of psycychopath? driving people insane and force feeding madness is some insanely disturbing shit. hope you never intend on running for office, because if I see your name on a ballot, I'm telling everyone.

all the ponyposters are so charismatic :3

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new

new

How are you going to see my name on a ballot from Canada?

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Another Day in Moscow.

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All of your posts amount to the same thing, !Akemi. You either talking to yourself to try and look like more than one person, or you just trying to attack and harass "ack", the figment of your imagination. Which is why there's no reason to do anything other than copy and a paste a reply that proves everything you are trying to force wrong.

If acting like you was normal it would have happened before you showed up on 4chan.
People would have been attacking other people who tell of shitposters long before you did.
Seeing as how they didn't, you're clearly not going fool anyone with your lying.

You will ignore this post like always, because you can't handle the fact that you're so stupid and transparent.
You scream about "ack" constantly and yet you have never once actually given proof "he" is real.
The fact that every single one of your personas acts exactly the same makes it clear as day who you are.

Sayaka is my lover.

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All of your posts amount to the same thing, !Akemi. You either talking to yourself to try and look like more than one person, or you just trying to attack and harass "ack", the figment of your imagination. Which is why there's no reason to do anything other than copy and a paste a reply that proves everything you are trying to force wrong.

If acting like you was normal it would have happened before you showed up on 4chan.
People would have been attacking other people who tell of shitposters long before you did.
Seeing as how they didn't, you're clearly not going fool anyone with your lying.

You will ignore this post like always, because you can't handle the fact that you're so stupid and transparent.
You scream about "ack" constantly and yet you have never once actually given proof "he" is real.
The fact that every single one of your personas acts exactly the same makes it clear as day who you are.

What are you talking about friend? I love Sayaka.

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