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Sup
sigh...........
Games.
How's you?
*pat*
6 hours of studying is put my energy level to zero
thats not a white flag
weekend soon at least
:3
I'm studying at this saturday
I find something about hawt lesbians so calming.
I think I agree.
Calming, in a strange way.
No dicks, no worries.
I start worrying when they don't have a dick
I cut my penis off and made it into a lesbian thing.
calm down man..
ye
Thats not very lesbitarian of you
"mum help this lesbian doesnt have a dick what do I do?!"
Lesbian penis.
My sisters gonna cut her dick off sometime.
Im like, fuck man, thats ur dingydoodle
She can give it to you then you'll finally be a man.
See unlike you, in normal families the men tend to stay men and keep their penises
Unfortunately you're not a normal person from a normal family.
An astute observation, only I'm not the one cutting of their penis.
My penis shall always be attached, what little of it there is!
Herp's micropenis
YA WANNA SEE IT?!
WELL YA CANT, IN THE LITERAL SENSE
Myah Nyah Kyah.
I'm not gay :3c
nyah kah!?
so ya got no dick, so ya cant be straight or gay, but then ya got bawls so ya cant be a lesbitarian, wat do be
If you're trying to be what it seems like, you really gotta stop trying so hard to be your fursona, losing a dick isnt worth looking like a dog without a boner
Welcome home.
So ya bands not great and you've all got cheap guitaaaars~
my home is your home
It's getting quite late. I hope you've made the bed for the night.
You tried to become something you couldn't and tasted failure without a penis?
Cut hand while cutting onions.............
bedsheet cleaned and warmed
pillows fluffed
you just lie down so i can put blanket over
What?
Learn to blade master.
The idea of that is quite comforting. I'm feeling sleepy already..
I dont know you're the one digging the hole here.
Knife is too dull.
it is your bedtime
i've prepared magic dust to keep the monster away
it's cinnamon, i hope you'll like the scent
I don't particularly like cinnamon. But maybe you'll change my mind.
I did always like I think it was lemongrass.. and something else I can't recall.
If anyone needs lessons on how to be a cunt I charge $12 every 15 years for a 2min lesson.
I learned something new :)
Tomorrow i'll change the magic dust into lemongrass charm.
for now it'll have to do, unless you are okay with a visit from monster-under-the-bed, or.. i can keep watch for the entire night if you prefer..
I'll go get my jammies on.
i'll.. wait outside
it's been a while, hasnt it samchan
close to one year, even.
have you finally grown some hair yet?
quite... hows your English coming along?
stagnant
there it is then...
why did you disappear for a year?
tell me it wasnt because of one of these asshats
it is one of these asshats..
well actually, it is because the asshats..that i like.. are nowhere to be seen
that's including you too samchan!
Every time I see your name I trip balls and think you're the sama I know from yeaaaaars ago but then I see the flag.
Every time you make a first post.
I am not very clever.
I was wondering where you disappeared to. I'm getting into bed. You're not even on steam.
so... you cleared off because of asshats, including myself
huh?
which flag should i have?
I SAID LESBIANS
Sama I know would have an aussie flag!
The one all cunts got
...i assume hes referring to the pone of similar pseudonym
He posted weeb shit initially
good afternoon friends
I'm sorry, I currently dont open steam for various reasons, one of it being I need all my pc resource to play games.
But you can leave me a message and i'll be sure to reply it :D
nono it's like
I cleared off because none of the asshats show up
wait no
because of those asshats dont show up
you get the idea
I COMPLETELY FORGOT WE HAVE THAT
Bueno.
And yes.
cute pic
;-;
now thats sorted...
i only ever use it because i use the associated email address
We do some hardcore drugs!?
bestdoll
if that's not your work email then what do you use it for?
lewd services
the devils in the details...
well yeah
everytime i need to register on something I use it.
would be out of my gourd to use that for work purposes
lol git gud
Ill take the heroin
but it is such a nice email address..
Cute Ichigo.....
but i just dont care enough :/
coke pls
its a misspelled pokemon
well.. i'm glad it's still active and you actually use it. I suppose you monitor the inbox?
She's always cute
Cocaine aint no hardcore drug, it just costs a lot!
You can have some meth. Its almost like cocaine and much worse for you.
yessir
ah, good to know
well, it's late and i have thing to do early in the morning. I guess i should satisfy myself then sleep. See you tomorrow samchan
hard pass on the meth m8
sleep tight
Ironically I was with the last sama the first time he snorted coke.
sorry man but thats not irony... cheers tho
You are now the new and improved sama, where I have to spend even more money to chill with.
And we have to get even more cocaine.
Shes an animated doll!
...yea, we'll do that next time im in Australia
lol
animated?
...
Cute pic........
lets meet in the middle
south africa, at the diamond mines, maybe go for a swim
sounds safer
Nigga i need a holiday and it will probably be america.
Or japan again.
Brought to life! But not alive, but it seems like it.
...
i did this today!
*snuggle*
when you visit america where do you go?
...
Badass.
America!
That was a very nice play....
uhm... actually
Exactly
pls dont post anything from made in abyss I am still having night terrors from watching the last few eps a week ago
prolly fucking california or some shit... people love the west coast for some inane reason
pew pew
:O that lady is pretty!
and thanks~
I get enough of that sunny bullshit here.
I get enough of overpopulation in Japan.
I wanna see american national parks
and here i was about to correct your faggotry by detailing how it was multi-facted... like 3 jokes in one, but nah
...ruined mah day
That's me, the ruiner of days
I want to get overwatch, but I dont want to be bad at it so I dont know what to do.
California has nice burger and my uncle is there......
Liked it very much when visited and hated Arizona...
rather popular cave system nearest my geography... caves, thats it. funny theres a a slightly more popular Australian zoo here. we could go see the kangaroos
Ill tell everyone how theyre not real kangaroos and see how many people get mad
hehe... awesome
id goto redwood and nocal... but thats about it
u play it to get better
if you dont play, you dont get good
i want that girl
come on then... hang out, see the same shit you see every day
She's lesbian from Citrus
I live in metropol boi, I see them at least once a year
yes
and ive been to that zoo like once since i moved here 2 years ago
So im an excuse to go to the Australian zoo that is probably not very Australian at all?
That sounds fucking awesome. I could be such a cunt there!
i say if youve got to do one thing do it well...
unf
why not upgrade and be a madcunt tho?
I know for certain americans dont swear anywhere near as much as Australians.
So if the staff asks me to tone down the language ill give them a quick pop quiz and say "WOT CUNT?" and see if they know the proper response.
cuz im already a sickcunt
lolnoob picking for scraps
...seems i need get a better understanding of the australian cunt-scaling system
strange that i dunt use the word cunt as much as fuck, or shit... god dammit is my regular go to
Cunt is a reference. You dont call your mate a god dammit, you call your mate a cunt.
But then a cunt isnt your mate, unless he's being a cunt.
Oh sorry forgot to add: But your mate is a cunt.
Hu is your asshole hairy?
...i see
must be a regional thing
because i envision it to be a literal cunt
ie a vagina...
so if your mate is a cunt, he is a vagina, or acting like one
ie acting like a pussy, girl, faggot, etc.
soto from leftfield with the backdoor...
Instead of "he's an asshole" you can say "he's a cunt"
Instead of "he's a prick" you can say "he's a cunt"
Instead of "he's a piece of shit" you can say "he's a cunt"
Instead of "he's a hero" you can say "he's a cunt"
Instead of "he's a legend" you can say "he's a cunt"
ect ect
His wouldnt be because he loves a good rimming
loving the usage of it and its endless applications
thanks for sharing that
This guy killed himself on livestream in 4chan's /r9k/ yesterday...
holy bawls if you pause it you can see his head exploded
What kind of gun was that
Shit fucked his shit up
that bloke got himself a gf so he's a normalfag
not too sad about his death tbh (to be honest)
I wanna say DP-12
but that would be stupid
seriously.... now is not the time to lose ones
head
...
guise.... that video
blew me away
She was 3d tho
he really wasnt thinking about it....
not the way to get a-head in life
...what do you think the last thing was that went through his mind?
Within a few frames after the shot, I swear im looking at an eyeball
exactly
that was the last pun... i had a blast
The Toronto Leafs should have offered him a spot. I hear he's a killer in the face-offs
Like a flower blooming
I dont think it was premeditated. Looked like a sudden Brainstorm
looooool
idgaf
a person
Maybe it was his anti-waifu or she didnt accept his waifu.
I'm sure he didn't have to think about it too hard. Kind of a no-brainer
The worst part is that Im just recycling Kurt Cobain jokes
maybe
the way I see things one is a normalfag if they ever get a gf, no exceptions
his head didnt explode tho, the pellets just bounced around in his head
it still works!
I aint no normie.
I'm married and I'm still overtly creepy, basement dwelling, potentially autistic and socially backward. Does this make me a normie?
everyone will say that what constitutes a normie is different, but if you're asking me, I say you are, and if you disagree that's fine
don't even care about gp
I forgot what getting up past 5:00am felt like.
Thank you, Spring Break.
Would you consider yourself otherwise?
You're a normie.
Because you cant buy shieeeeeet~
I can buy daily battlestaves and repair degradable items
...
Also I accidentally all night again but this time it wasnt the insomnia.
yes
no u
Too much vidya
The fuck is a daily battlestave?
Niqqa get on them stocks.
So what's your constituted definition of "Not a normie?"
If it has anything to do with virginity, you're on the wrong scale. Those are wizards.
NO U
I stopped like an hour ago tho.
I think its just the alcohol now.
pft... conformists
Oh hey I came up with a joke really late to the party!
He must have killed his sense of fashion years ago.
Apparently normies are subjective now so im going to abuse this.
Normie.
Can buy discounted battlestaves in Varrock if you've completed the diaries there
Lie in bed and see what happens
What normies?
a normie is a person who is well socially adjusted with an interest in normal things (going to parties, watching only the popular TV/flm, etc.) and therefore is able to fit in with society easily. Especially if this person engages in group-think, ostracisation and so forth
and yes the virgin thing
im not a normie, im an antidisestablishmentarianist
feminism
but ultimately the whole debacle of "I'm not a normie" and "yes you are" never ends well so I think we should wrap this up maybe
...
but why do you need so many? Alching?
Shit do runes cost that much now you cant just tele for mage anymore?
See now you cant say that to me specifically because its subjective and you have a more than one vowel in your name and people with more than one vowel in their names are normies.
what a normal reaction...
woah you're right...
the joke is i actually a leveled normie... and i embrace that normalcy
explains the three vowels
...myess
eww
Yep, and experience.
Who knows, I don't buy stuff, I make it
dont "eww" me...
I keep forgetting who plays HC between you and karma.
eww
you too huh
normie
Why is there no nail polish..........
would be different on each foot anyway
Dunno. maybe chii don't wear it.
meh...
LMAO
That pic
Why does polish matter anyway??
food
Probably to do with taste
I started playing before HCI was a thing.
HCI is nothing too special anyway. If you die, you just become a regular one.
UI is where it's at
I miss bullying chii
this looks delicious...
It looks pretty.......
reasons
maybe even better than it looks.
good restaurants nearby could get old. good restaurants not nearby are gems since you can't get to them too often.
I guess the econ wouldnt be as well established
Dont be silly. Its for taste.
honestly chiis feet look alot like cirnos feet.... odd
BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!
Just kiss boys okay?
I...I KNOW THAT FURSONA.....DAD.....WHY......
But ur a girl
It's just something overly focused on.
Like yeah, yellow can look cute, but it doesn't change the fact that it's feet.
we got rallys here, almost never go...
because fetishes are great
20 miles away from here. a little far unfortunately.
Nigga pls.
Also hello smiles. Been a while.
heres cirno (pre 2011 version) for comparison...
UR A GIRL.
one like a mile away
finding i have alot of feet pics from posters when i dont even have a feet thing
Howdy.
I'm depressed so I'm avoiding work.
Which posters?
That's a poop...................
I thought you disappeared all together after poni.
But then again, I didnt look.
Fuck ya
That is why I kiss girls!
WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF
DEPRESSION GENERAL
I am your suffering host, Scootalooo.
And me too
uhh...
rin, enthuril, lexi, ariel, nimf, chii, bern, demia, alice 2, cirno, /a/lice, scales... im sure theres others thats what pops up when i seach the drive
or sum rank menstrual thing
Its a vaginal leech
Hello Smiles-chan
Yuri is puri.
Well i mean......yeah I guess so.....
I go back to Pchan every so often under a different name or just anonymous.
Nothing fun happens there anymore. The mods killed all discussion it feels like.
Seems like a lot. You should probably just delete it.
Howdy
why would i go and do a crazy thing like that?
also hi smiles
Its been... two years since we spoke. How are you? What's new?
Ah, that poor place.
Ya fukken wot mate?
Its pretty dead there mang.
I mean I still post there but shits on its last legs nigga
Also wats other name. I DEMAND TO KNOW
I'm feel like my brain is dying of stress, what i should do?
masturbate
What's the point if everyone knows???
Though if you pay attention I use the same folders every so often.
Wipe away that stain of degeneracy.
How are you AnonSama?
It's been 2 years? Feels like it's been a lot sooner than that.
GG to the site
Also music
...
Kill it
Parents at home, i can't
i like my degeneracy... im good, yourself?
You dont masturbate when your parents are home?
I think I know your issue!
Well 2 years in May.
Time moves slowly when you're bored.
So how are you? Anything new?
Everything has its heydey, I guess. It nice to see yourself and some others popping up here.
Y'all are neat people.
It has been a wild ride so far. this faggette knows it
what say we give it a mercy killing?
Dude, i listen only rock, it isn't music to chill
Brain?
No, i coming from college before them , it's ok
You dont masturbate when your parents are home?
I think I know your issue!
Yeah
Also rock can be chill af.
Although I listen to all the music.
Aeris knew!
Ya fukken turncoat.
everyone post what you're listening to RIGHT NOW
the drone of an oscillating pedestal fan on medium speed
I guess I was asking for too much.
How many of the guys still even post?
Beating my head against the wall because everything is bleh
Same old same old then
I'm incredibly boring.
How can you mercy kill it?
My fucking right eye jerks because i'm angry
I rather kill everyone in Africa than my brain
youtube.com
I listen this kind of rock, not the "gay direction" or other "junior\hip" "rock"
BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEH I was the spy all along!!!!
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
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wITH MY SUPREME MEME HACKING SKILLS
aww.... why so glum chum
What is same ol' same ol'? What exactly are you up to these days?
You're not boring.
What do you have against Afrikaans?
Firearms
Fuck all.
More still exist on steam or discord.
The ones on discord have......changed....
Needs more everything that isnt pop.
Post 2005orsomething pop is bad for your lungs.
I know.
I was a double agent.
Aeris is coming back, bigger and better.
What's wrong with their firearms?
Bah gawd!!!!!!!!!!!
stocking up on popcorn now
I'm gonna tell Her you're talking about HER
The years of training have led up to this point.
>HER
DO ET FGT
i need my final battle with a worthy adversary... to be sent to sauvengarde
Yes i'm female.
ANCESTORS
FEASTING
MEAD
FEMALE FEMALE
READY YOUR BREAKFAST AND EAT HEARTY LADS FOR TONIGHT WE basically do nothing and pretend its totally epic
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
...aeris
No one was dumb enough to take my bait
oh wait
clevergirl.jpg
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ohaio
I TOLD THEM
THEY DIDNT BELEIVE ME
I did!
I am also very drunk so I blame the alcohol
I dont speak mexican
Alcohol turned me gay.
Wow we have something in common.
youtube.com
You really just need to learn the tier list
I didnt know it was a complete joke until I saw rolf and watermelon man.
thicc jaw
Thicc jaws make me cum
My jaw is molecularly thicker than most people on the planet now.
Do I make you cum?
Oh for reference its part titanium now.
Need a powerful jaw to make a power man cum
this is the newest one though
VRChat turned Ban gay.
Wait howd you achieve that?
This is true!
Quad bike, 60mph, 5 trees.
Somehow not dead.
Christ, that sounds gnarly as fuck, OUCH
What's up with you and Tsuchi?
My jaw is weak...
I'm boring when it comes to sex
Just need practice.
It was gnarly as fuck.
I felt no pain and when I woke up I just accepted it and scared my mate about how OK I was with it because I was laughing with blood pouring out of ever hole in my face.
Adrenaline is a good fucking drug.
Wao you really are a lesbiens
Just do what I did and it becomes twice a stronk!
Biggest les bean
Only lesbians say gnarly nowadays.
gnarly
Not that its stereotyping.
I know enough people to know these things before theyre sterotypes. So its pre-emptive sterotyping.
slut
fags who say gnarly are sluts
Ban is not a slut he's my special honeypie
Why do you call him ban?
Cause he's one of those sluts who changes his name often
Oh right, typical tactic for a slut that moves town.
It isnt stereotyping if it is TRUE
Herp sent me picture of his dick once
Everyone should know
Tell that to the vocal minority when my pre-emptive stereotyping becomes normal stereotyping.
I thought I sent it to the whole thread tho, i mean mebe did that, but the thread has seen it regardless
Ban can I send you a dick pic
That guy who saves all the pics has it, unless thats you...because archives
Well shit,
S for soto!
You took a picture and sent me it one skype
I then instantly sent it to Bready
I've already seen it
you jacked off on TC
who can i practice on? i'm too nervous to ask anyone
just what did you do exactly?
Craigslist
I know enough lesbians to have been in this bout before.
I blame alcohol. Also bready never brought it up if it did happen. I am a skeptic of this theory.
ill dress up as jinx and then you kis me >:3
You can ask him
I showed him your dick
I miss TCs
The lesbeasns
What if I dress as Jinx?
great now some asshole that isn't guts is posting Guts
do it
Only if you carry me.
You'll look like Freeman did when he dressed up as a sluty pikachu
if it is guts i have no idea what they are doing here but if you are real guts hi
NGL
That is hot
im wittle n smol I cannot cawwy uwu
dont ignore me !!
Well... I guess I will have to carry you then, being STRONK
done deal cunt
Furries seem to like that type of thing
I didn't see you even reply to me
He better say it happened
I know it did
sometimes i have to turn this keyboard off and then on again and it's like why are you even disconnecting the charge isn't even remotely low on these AA's
Explains why my last 3 relationships have been open
I am NOT a furry!
stop posting dicks you gays
Never had one of those.
I bet they like your body though
they wanna cuddle U
SAID THE GAY
STOP
TURNING
HIM
ON
Do not do this
I'm not gay stop this slander
So gay that the dick pics are making you hungery
*rubs ur tummy*
They tend to restrict themselves more....ironically.
Also twould be a shame if that was the deal breaker with him, I did like him.
But alas, whats done is done and not even by my own hand, but my dick, the traitorous thing.
Loafie wants someone to send them a dick pic
Whos gonna help him ?
use mine
please don't send me your dick pics
please
NO ONE GETS TO RUB MY TUMMY
I don't have it saved
I deleted pretty much all of my folders
*rubs*
DO
NOT
anyway i better sleep before its too late, I gotta wake up in a hour and im alcohol
i bet you got em somewhere
sweet dreams
I think you should do it Ban
You've already seen his ass
anyway i better sleep before its too late, I gotta wake up in a few hours and im a lazy piece of shit
yan would you kindly delete that
yan would you kindle delete that
fuck
Yan is gonna molest loafie
brb deleting my life
Would you kindle fuck off
WOULD YOU KINDLING FUCK OFF
please don't send me these kinds of images
why did I click on this and more importantly why do these penises look like jellyfish
not on my watch
AYO
LOOOOAAAFIIIIEEE
G A A A A A A A A A Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
would you kindle bonfire
...
wireframe that should be filled in with flesh textures.
Loafie just tryna creep shot the dick pic
What are you, gay?
pls no bully
I don't want to practice on a stranger...
practice with someone you know
He is extremely homosexual
ok whatever you cunts
go suck each other's dicks or whatever you like to do I'm out of here
HAHAHAHAHAHAH GTFO homovan
look at what you did
Hope the door doesn't his his hairy ass on the way out
L O L
L LL L L L L L L L
O O O O O O O O
LLLL L L L L L L L
NEW
NEW
NEW
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What the fuck have i stumbled upon