IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

Also a link for ye unbelievers:
japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/09/03/national/north-korea-earthquake-suggests-country-may-have-conducted-sixth-nuclear-test/

are you?

Why exactly is North Korea nuking itself a victory for the DPRK?

A big nuclear blast means nothing if they can't get it over to their targets.

As of this moment, they can only hit meaningless targets (Japan and Guam). Wake me up when one of their ICBMs comes in range of the American west coast.

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON

Nukes on Tokyo and Seoul would literally crash the global economy and break the worldwide supply chain for anything more advanced that a screwdriver. Until new factories of many different kinds (including factories to produce the parts needed to produce the factories we actually want) are built, the worldwide supply of all manner of spare parts would be depleted in days, and the production of new goods would end for an indefinite amount of time.

DPRK nukes are for self-defense

The Norks would never nuke South Korea. It would be a betrayal of their whole worldview.

The whole idea that they would is playing off people's ignorance of the North Korean ideology. It's akin to claiming that if Iran got nukes they'd bomb Mecca.

Self-defense as in holding some target hostage so that you're not attacked. The DPRK has no relevant targets.

Burgerland?

Can they actually land a bomb on Burgerland?

And I don't mean Guam. I mean the American mainland.

disputed

i don't think so

Obviously. Like Libya should have done with Italy or Israel or whatever if they'd wanted to remain among the living.

Seoul
Tokyo

WE'RE COMING BUCKOS

If nuclear bombs are to be used again in war, Japan is the most likely candidate to be nuked. Again.

first nuke gave us anime..

norks are kinda shit but seoul kinda fucking deserves it, I love how delusional burgerfags are being again, hurr if we have to invade best korea itll be quick and then a long insurgency, NO you stupid fucking western libnigger they will fight you to the every end and you faggots dont have the endurance or the stones for that shit anymore, if you ever did, thanks to the slaughter in syria we are seeing how onesided and vulnerable american hegemony actually is

post yfw weeb mecca is about to get btfo

just think of what the future could hold

Within five years, yeah, probably. Plus you can't stop ICBMs. Russia has the only ICBM deterrence system. USA and Israel have been experiencing with laser-targeting systems but its all very theoretical and hasn't been used in practice.

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I don't understand him: he knows there's nothing he can do that won't mean the destruction of Seoul, possible Japan, yet he implies he will use force (cause that's the only language they understand)

he's only setting the stage for the inevitable embarrassment when he has to back off.
Why does he do it like this?

because the art of the deal is that there is no art, he's always been too rich to say no to and too crafty with tax laws to meaningfully lose in his life
he's a giant baby who always got his own, that's all

Because Trump is the most successful entryist of all time. The ℵ∞D chess meme is real.
I WANT TO BELIEVE

NATIONAL LUXURY COMMUNISM WITH POSADIST TENDENCIES

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Because he wants to drive South Korea into the loving arms of China.

washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/09/02/trump-plans-withdrawal-from-south-korea-trade-deal/?utm_term=.d97fa662a432

And with China acting as the caretakers and major financier of South Korea they may finally tell lil kim to calm the fuck down or get the fuck out.

Why keep the ugly, sickly bitch around, when you just hooked up with her healthier, more attractive sister?

Norks will bow to the worlds demands after they get kicked to the curb and America wont be footing the defense costs anymore. Win fucking win situation.

BASED KOREA

Another victory for Juche

so you're saying the DPRK will achieve what it always wanted, US leaving and reunification after the south will have no option but to drop the US and be in the same block anyways?
ok

I can't be the only one thinking that missiles are really not the way to go for N.Korean nukes right?

that would be a major major shift in international relations, one whose full consequences might be beyond our current comprehension

First and foremost it would mean no more foothold for the west on east asia

What?

how new are you

Yeah, this scenario basically would mean something of a reunification. It's unlikely that it would be a net negative for NK, but the US would lose imperial power. Hm.

Wait, that's Hoxha? I thought it was a bad cut of Posadas head

youtube.com/watch?v=14mIFbhB0b8
this one's better

My ex-gf recently moved back to S Korea. She called me up this morning, crying and kept saying that she wants me back. I just laughed and hung up.

nice flags

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That's the likely outcome from all of this bluster: a weakened American presence in Asia, and in the world at large.

I can't wait for the inevitable trade war Trump starts because of shit like this.

underrated

TIL the hydrogen bomb gets the girls in the mood for relationships

t. healthy individual

So I just overheard that apparently people have been detecting signals coming from outer space.
Could it be?

Yankees better swallow it nice and good.
jk
but really, I wished those nukes had the magical power to ignore comrades, children and even good liberals. This way you could rebuild that shitfest of an evil empire into a great socialist nation.

Thats pretty easy just nuke the entirety of the southeast US and bottom half of the midwest

Third pic is what my nanny used to do with me when we were alone

Are you even politically literate?

I live in the south fam. It was solely in response to the user I replied to

Most of the Midwest believes they're superior thanks to their "down home values".