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bomp
ugh
bump
i agree tbh
The real question is... what is crab juice?
That Belle is soo 2018 lmao
For what reason though ?
when you squeeze a crab !
omg i wanna be squeezed !!!!!!!!!!!
IM A CRAB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
solidarity !
this kills the crab
!!
I never said you did either, although you gotta see a lot of dragon cocks to know shit about em mang
this is the 2nd time you've mislinked in like 30 minutes
step it up
I gotta pee
I was too lazy to link from the other thread
go pee you DOOF !!!!
This is going the wrong way.
wait
which way is it supposed to be going ?
I went pee
cute pic
also
was it a dense pee or no
also was it more yellow (bad) or more translucent (good) ?
cant say I paid that much attention
Anywhere but here
He just posts whatever spec wants to fuck
Oooh! Makes more sense now.
what a good boy
But this isn't 02, 2B or 57
*pat*
Spec wants to fuck her
I know it
how !!!! ????
its ur pee !!!!!
ITS IMPORTANT TO PAY ATTENTION
okay so can you please direct us then ?
He wants to fuck lots of things
NO
would you like me to grab your hand and lead you over to my lap instead ?
since you dont wan't to do any work....
A bit
And you just happen to post all of them
wooops
I'll let you know next time
Because it's fun to shitpost stuff at him that bothers him
I'm afraid at this time of night, I'd fall asleep way too easily.
needs moar 02
Goggles does the same thing to me.
you try and turn him on
leave him alone
hes a nice boy
have some 02
He's a very bad boy though
ok ty bub
thats even better ! not only am i a human but !!! I DOUBLE AS A PILLOW :o
moar MOAAR
An ice cold beer after work at 7am is what dreams are made out of
Hes not though
Sure.
Dakimakura?
He's not a good boy, yep
mui bueno
Hows hu?
I'm just fine.
How's you?
I didn't tell you to stop
I'm glad you agree.
The best goodest boy ever
The flu I have seems to be regressing.
So im ok soorta
I should bed soons.
uhhh......
not exactly
but essentially the same function !!
Nep doesn't wear pants and its really easy to see her panties.
I'm sure you are.
Fat thighs.
So easy
That's pretty gay though
Then why not give in to his charm? He really wants you, you know
It is getting pretty late
I'm so excited
wow
I DO NOT
N O T
have fat thighs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a bad boy.
yeah right
Everything that you touch except me become gay
saved pic.
thicc*
yeah I break the law, so what?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no u dont
lili let your hair grow out
You'll pay for it later.
I do
a lot
He loves you for who you are regardless
Should touch more then. Happy people are best
literally the most angelic law abiding citizen i know tbh
Hes pretty much the BFG
Literally based on nothing
I'm in several gangs
you have no idea
PEE N PANG GANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Problem?
saved that too
The BFG?
i wanna nibble u
LOL
nibble nibble
Are you getting fat ?
I won't approve of that.
Big Friendly Giant
No? in fact the opposite?
yeah right fatty
tfw ignored for someone who called them fat....... :/
I can call you fat too if you want
go ahead
ur fat
look at ur belly
chubby
go eat something
stinky
Being nibbled will hurt.
Alright.
I can confirm Goggles isn't fat
That he is
Its easy so steal stuff out of his pockets though.
very big
Isnt Gogs supposed to be a twink or something?
fuck off soto
they are my twink
I found them first
i said nibble not bite !!
i can protect my teeth with my lips >:3
I'm going to be gum'd to death
you gotta be at least this tall to ride
unlucky soto
I'm sure he doesn't mind you "stealing" some of the things in his "pockets"
My little sister stole his knife
that would mean im gnawing at you with no teeth !!! I HAVE TEETH !!!!!!!
Lili sent me a snap once of her taking out her fake teeth.
Goggles is a huge brat
You can have him lol
Whatever you say, old timer.
"brats" a pretty good way to cope with rejection.
IM NOT
OLD
I DONT HAVE FAKE TEETH
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Wakaliwood is actually the name of the film industry in Africa
Wakaliwood
nibl nibl
Alcohol is the better coping mechanism :^)
Wakanda name is that?
you didnt know that ?
come on dude
old news
i have signed wakaliwood stuff
the coproducer screened a movie here at the florida film fest
it was sick
he brought props
cool stuff
wakaliwood is inspiring for film making
good one
Now I understand everything.
Are you proud of yourself ?
I'm proud of you
Is it based in Wakanda ?
I surprised that joke hasn't caught on.. to my knowledge.
yes
wakaliga
cute dress
i want hair like that
how to not get bad hair
*pats your head*
Good job
You're doing great today
keep it up
wakanda super soldiers
its me irl
thats me
omg how did you get your hair like this ?
Thanks
natural.
my natural hair stinks :(
i hate it
you're black ?
i'm gonna need longer replies
Gross. i don't want to sleep on your lap then
duh
not like smell stinks !!
it smells pretty good tbh :3
i love the shampoo/conditioner i use
makes me feel nice
Nice job
oooookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoookoook
black people are super cute
sometimes i wish i was black
most outfits look better on black people than white people
it probably has something to do with the fact that black works out a lot better color palette wise than white
everytime u dont respond to me i get to tickle u
...
oh baby
this is what I needed
ur a big doof
im tired stop forcing stuff
FINE
why dont u go to sleep then
I don't agree.
Great job
you scared him off
but they should sleep if theyre tired
Leave them
ALONE
OKAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wam about to have a shower and listen to a bit of podcasts.
what sorta podcasts
go do your thing
ignore this other KID
kid..... :/
KID
K I D !!!
...
and then you add future funk and you get this
Child.
~pee~
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Im not too sure what to cosplay as for Fanime/AX other than my old cosplays
I kind of want a nice military uniform but Im not too sure what series have nice uniforms other than owari no seraph or K
My group is deciding between a slav group cosplay or a japanese school delinquent group
Im leaning more towards jap delinquents but slavs sound like fun too
doushio
Get a fur suit.
Be a musky husky.
Fucking fur faggot
Soto hes being mean to me.
Fucking teacher faggot
Fucking sharaga
time to lie in bed for another hour
niightynight
Did anyone around here enjoy the OST to Sonic Adventure 1 and 2?
Which one was better tho Death Chamber or Aquatic Mine?
Or the one in space
I never owned a Sega Saturn sadly lol
I was a Nintendo boi
See you soon.
afternoon thread
Ban come to AX and get drunk with me and Wish
i'm broke
probably not gonna happen
lmao get a fucking job you NEET
I'd tell you to come kick it and I'll smoke/drink you out and might let you crash here if the roommates are cool with it but Im not too sure if youre cool with being around a bunch of strangers/weebs/drunks
i'm in school so not neet
idk if I wanna do that
No fun allowed
You gonna slam Wish's boihole?
Nah, you dont fuck bros you meet online
You have a good time with them and talk shit about all the shitposter while enjoying a couple of drinks
Pretty much what me Ian, Kon, and all them do
You can't tell me you didn't put it in Colbs at least once.
I never did
If I did do you think he'd still be hanging out with me?
Probably more than he does now.
A Y O
L O A F I E G A Y
Soto Ian and Kon living in a 1 bedroom apartment
we shoot it in the style of Big Brother, but instead of being voted out of the house, the voted has to be tickled by Wish until they cry.
I'm calling it. 6 seasons.
What would the budget be like?
Kon would eat all of the tacos.
$11 in nickels and this Subway gift card that expired in 2004. And we shoot it in Betamax
nah, c'mon. I'll volunteer to be the producer; we can film it all on my LG TE365 2.0 megapixel 320x240 Potato.
That way we can fit all 6 seasons on my 16gb SD card.
Poor Wish :(
Shockingly enough, I don't even care :^)
that's the spirit!
Hey Chiri any chance I can proposition you into some weird lesbian cybering?
Wager it over a game of chess?
I don't really do stuff like that anymore; I'm not sure how much you would enjoy such an encounter if you knew aforehand that it was complete fabrication and every written emotion delivered ironically/sarcastically.
also you would lose the match
Every post I've ever written ever, because I'm Yan. :3
Also, you've never beaten me at chess.
I'd slam Wish's boihole
and not run when I find out there's a wet, hot girlhole slit there.
Yaaaaaaaaaan~~~
I play better when I'm sober.
I'll keep you informed when that happens.
nezi when are we going to play scrabble again my good friend
nezi doesnt play scrabble with gay kids anymore......
I WOULD KNOW
well that's unfortunate
Loafie is not gay because he don't play WOT or Dota2
loafie IS gay because he IS GAY
I am not gay for the aforementioned reasons
I bet you're just mad because you play bad games :')
well duh
why else would i be mad u doof
GP-5 is quite good gas mask for its cost
because of your many mental problems you've made very apparent
i dont know anything about gas masks
Trust me, i'm a slav
it's ok to have mental problems, you should just do something about them, rather than calling strangers on the internet gay incessantly, it's not a good way to deal with them
u don't look like a slave
L O L
MORNING LUKA
You wanna fight,nigga?
my apologies doctor loafie i'll get right on those meds you prescribed
you big gaybo :3
i aint black
*hugs*
you seem chipper this morning
givin me a chuckle with your posts :p
*hug hug*
hope youre feelin alright !
...
I'm not necessarily saying meds are the answer, but I know for sure calling people gay is not it
I'm not a doctor and I really don't want anyone delegating any kind of responsibility to me
i just woke up
I'm not being bullied by anyone, I'm just trying to negotiate with a mental patient is all
You're both gay hairy pee boys so there.
yan i've been calling loafie gay the past week or so
he gets really upset/defensive about it and implies i have mental issues bc of this LOL
i am gonna be sleeping here soon :(
yeah alright gaybo
ty yan :3
thanks yan
im just happy me and yan are on speaking terms again :D
:(
why
ive been up since like 8 pm yesterday !
its 2:15 pm now....
Yan is still ignoring me!
i wont ignore u
u big killer u
Boyhole is such a terrible word
Same league as asspussy
This so much
Man, that clip of a buncha drunk guys perving on marie while she was wiggling her tits around was fuckin cringe
can't believe I was a part of that
my tummy hurts
Who is Marie and where is the webm of wiggly tits
Right?
I'm not big, i'm actually pretty smol irl
hungry hurt or sick hurt
okay
u small killer u :3
a few threads ago
see
she was a random camwhore who came across a tc cuz the tc was public
she later went on to take money from mff and griddles and then try to grub me for money lol
who told you i was a killer..
Both words makes me feel ill
nice
a little birdie.......
Ugh I hates birds so much...
Grim huh...
Ohh, I've seen some caps of her in the TC's but had no idea who she was
MFF and griddle actually paid her? lmao
it's bad yeah
not gr*m
I don't really see it was killing...
Just something to do when I'm bored
as*
do you have a knife ?
I love birds so much.
mhm
it was a long time ago
Try to kill someone who can fight with you, pussy
Yes I do, its easy to use, portable and doesn't need bullets.
lmao why do you say my name like that
can u stub my gut and tear me open
Do you own some birds?
I don't like my mom's birds, all they do is scream when I walk by, and they poop everywhere
Do you know how to fight?
I used to have a parakeet, she lived to be 18.
Mhm I can, I carry a special knife that can cut through bone like butter
I heard this is where we penetrate liliana with a sharp kitchen knife, preferably Damascus steel
Yes, but i never start a fight, i'm only fight back
you're a big guy for me
theres..... bones in my gut ?
since when.............
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why would you dirty good steel like that tho
just use a tree branch
wowww
I hate parakeets...
I killed my mom's parakeet after a year
It was so noisy. My mom didn't know how to care for it, she would never let it out of the cage.
What did you do with the body?
ya ok
buried it
she wanted to use the free trip with a new sign up with uber to go to walmart. instead she went near tampa from orlando.
Then I'll start with you
how? I'm 5ft tall
I'm just saying I can cut you wide open
Were you said when she passed away?
sad*
LOAFIE KNOWS ABOUT BIG GUYS, BEING A FAGGOT
This pleases me.
howdy, hemlo, what up?
A man whomst carries a knife but does not deign to use it? HERESY!!!!
Had a certain... family... issue not happened, I too would carry the girkha
Ehehehheheh
This was my pet for most of my childhood, what do you expect? I was fuckin bawling my eyes out
$15 limit for free ride though
please hurry up and open me im trembling impatiently
goin to bed soon !
sadly.
Is it bad that I assumed this was in response to something lewd Scoot said?
same
hows life scootsy
My chihuahua passed away two days ago after 17 years...
I don't know if I'm sad or not, but I really do miss her...
it is what is known as a "meme", originating from a scene in The Dark Knight Rises wherein Bane (the villain of the film) exchanges the dialogue seen with an unnamed CIA agent in pic related, and repeating such lines is known as "baneposting".
Also I'm not particularly tall either so maybe you truly are a big guy for me
I feel like this is a half assed lie tbh
Please don't tempt me.
I want shark teeth like that...
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im.
waiting.
It has been a long day bubbergum, you've been grinding hard since real early!
You've earned the cozy embrace of the cousin of death.
:3
gibe death
Busy but good. Overall its good. No real complaints at the minute... touch wood(i tapped my windowsill by the by)
DABBING ON IT.
Killing it.
You dude? Has been a while, what capers ahve you been up to?
GIBE LIBERTY
OR GIBE
a smooch
I don't wanna read...
My mom and brother were really sad, and were crying, maybe it hasn't hit me yet but I felt weird waking up this morning and she wasn't on my bed snuggling me for warmth.
I'm not lying, I just know I don't want any more pets...
new 2nd job again. almost 6months w/the lady, relationship is going good. saving up for new car and home, hoping that after 1-2 more years ill go up a major paygrade too
Someone say.... Lewd? >:3
-smoosh-
because liberty is a stinky call girl near ellis island
J-just call me benny arnie
I lied I wouldn't hurt a fly~
I'm waiting for this moment, come and kill me
if u say so
what are you upto these days anyway
My dude, that is sick as fuck, congrats! this is great news!
Who would have thought the loli cooking, tranny skinning Grim... Terror of the Tristate would be settling down. There is hope for us all... Well, except soto.
I would never kill you...
I'm thinking about going to nursing school since I'm obsessed with medical stuffs
I start in september
fuckin L O L
I wouldn't call it settling until I have my Sr position and a kid
part of me wants to keep going in the work world though
idk how thatll interact w having a family tho :x
oh sorry I forgot about that
repeating the lines seen in the previously attached image is a meme of a sort, considered funny by those who engage in it
sorry for the confusion and all let's talk about something else perhaps
Why do you write so much? Teach me your secrets
[doubt]
Why [X]?
dont wanna link u two bc playin drumz now but
scootsy thanks for smoosh
babylon lilith u have disappointed me :(
i want to be cut open !!!!!!!!
because it's you. we all know your rep
Yes, because you too weak for this
She could open cans with that chin.
It'll be fine! you can be a high flying corporate type, its not like the child is on your body... I mean, you can wake up 16 years from now... 20 years from now... to the beginnings of your multi-billion dolar empire being carved up in the divorce court, having to see the fruit of your loins despise you as you open that 2nd bottle of Walker Black becasue "FUCK YOU IT IS ME WHO PAYS FOR YOUR GOD DAMNED HARVARD WOMEN'S STUDIES DEGREE YOU LITTLE SHITS".
the good life, I envy.
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
Cute! Destroy the neighbourhood's eardrums pleeeease!
Unlike that rolling pin chin
You play drums for real? That happened to be the instrument I practice the most. Are you any good?
Ever since I got rejected from the Marines I've been doing nothing with my life, only dumb security jobs...
My sister wants me to do nursing since she always sees me reading medical textbooks
I don't lie ALL the time, come on
I'm not too sure why or how really, and it's clearly a problem considering that it's so long it completely stops you from wanting to read any of the paragraphs I write
maybe I'm just not good at articulating myself in few words like you are
AYY STOP
WHY?
I DON'T GET IT
I ALWAYS GET YOU WATCHING THIS SICK SHIT
THIS IS SICKENING
I'll make you feel EVERY INCH of cold steel...
i wuv drumz
just got a new head for one of my snares weeeee
piccolo snare too !! my favowite
i love the pop
both
One day, CancerCore will be the biggest thing in the music industry... Until then... I wallow in 2nd rate grape soda...Like the tormented artist I am.
No no I really do want to read and I do read your posts but I get intimidated sometimes...
I feel as if I can't hold my end of conversations like you can...
Damn nice.
Do you play at home? Does it bother people?
I had to buy electric drums because my mom threw out the ones I stole from school
You got champagne dreams and malt liquor means. Better run corners to the free clinic 'n' see if you carryin'.
Besides, your mom weren't complainin' when I rolled her out like dumplin's.
UR MOTHER GAY
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO U
would you fuck a minion?
they can't tell anyone
i do play at home
my parents enjoy me playing
especially my dad
no one cares
and our house has enough distance from our neighbors as to not bother
and yours can flatten dough with hers loool
waddup sabby
all. the time.
I dont like business politic
I just like getting my hands dirty and makin cool things go from a drawing to the computer to reality
that's fine I don't mind and it's not greatly easy for myself either
I'll just try the best I can to condense my sentences and make them as short as I can
my son
long time no see
At times, the depravity of this place makes me feel... greasy.
But then I remember that I am a irrepressible horndog.
Play me the song of my people~
That is all good dude, its great to enjoy your job, but even better to have goals and goals further than those. My boy JB Peterson is a neato espouser of that.
god himself speaks through me
LAST POST
Cute mouth...
I'm so jealous of you right now T_T
I can't wait to move out of NYC...
I just want to impress you because I like you a lot...
Its fiiiiiiiiine!
I like when you write a lot, don't mind my autism!
Sounds like the god Bacchus... ANTA BACCHUS?
ay
nobody claimin me as anyones son
even tho ur older lol
whats poppin faygo
we shall see what life brings
im sure.
cya bc
Take care, kohai.
Such is the fate for us all. At the whimsy of the universe. Organic atoms with eye stalks.
just post like you do
dont set weird constraints for how you post or youre gonna be another boring normie poster
no u
excuse me what
my heart's about to explode
don't smoke and run
But, that is the breadth of Loafie's personality... Yo are going to kill him dead with those words!
You will need to find a knife in your ass first
Beware the Ides of March! For they are upon us.
alright take care desu
it'd do me good to read my posts after I've written them and delete/shorten information that is unneeded
quiet you
This better be good
THE IDES OF MARCH
ET TU BRUTE?
sorry julius I just don't like it when people insult me is all
I mean, to be fair, I don't like sniveling little wretches insult my eyes with their terribly constructed prose on the daily. But hey ho, we all have our gripes.
It is tiem to sleep 5ever
"Unnecessary information"
youre posting on an avatar board
everything is "unnecessary"
dont put so much thought and weight to how you post if it doesnt come naturally
If people dont wanna read your posts thats on them not you
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