Meow
Meow
Don't I have to have a vr setup or is it work on screen?
It works without VR.
Kill everyday~
you can play with a keyboard and mouse
You just won't have arms
Don't worry I have made female characters before too
Wooooow
Now if only I didn't hate my voice id probably weeb it up there all the time
gay
Press ctrl+w
I won't have arms or I won't be able to move them
Because you're a woman
oress the cyka button
You wont be able to move them
You can still use them mostly
no u
Mostly because the male counterpart was ugly in those scenarios
Nothing gay about RP'ing as a female
homicide is pretty alright
-pears everyday- ~
\^-^/
It is if you flirt with girls
What if you're flirting with girls rping as boys?
Should have been a cute girl
this lady was suckin' dick in vr while her irl husband watched from the corner
Reverse traps pretty much dont exist
Fujoshis do but they're more likely to hit on each other
People just pull that shit in the middle of public? Or do you join ERP rooms or how does it work?
i've done that. it's pretty hot. except when she starts talking about getting you pregnant. then it's weird as well as hot.
Everyone in that room was in our gang and it was invite only or friends plus
it was just a joke
not for real
Like I made a porno with the one on the left for fun
everyone watched from the screen outside
Horny traps are waaaayy more common
Oh right. Guess people who wants to e-fugg finds their own room
Your gang is a bunch of pussies?
not if you're a guy IRL
What do you mean ?
how are they pussies ?
They don't know what I am
Watching you make porn? They should join in
we know
We wouldn't all fight in the bath
fit*
poor guys
We'll know if these DNA reports ever come back
I have reason to suspect not everything is normal
#3 fastest thread on Holla Forums
we can be number one
do you have a little vagina hidden under your nutsack ?
ahegao
Who is the 1 & 2?
acquire jacuzzi
number 1 is on /cow/ and number 2 is on /brit/
No but I'm told I was born with incomplete junk
Nothing happened
sonata~ what anime are you wathcing?
we have a deployable one.
weird
was VRchat originally made for weebs or was it just adopted heavily by them since you can walk around being any character you like?
I mean it was mentioned once when I was a small smol and I wouldn't have otherwise known but I wasn't premature or anything
What about other chats, how slow they are?>>2042716
Why you trying to cheat me?
it wasn't supposed to be this way
but it is now
Fuck
It was made for a vr experience and not weebs
They got like 5mil in funding from valve i think for it
interesting
wank
Better dead than red
Oh well
Do it
yeah, that's the spirit.
More people play it
I don't think they care
Weebs are the world's greatest untapped energy source
imagine if you could control them
unlimited power
I am so commie I rub my dick to men dressed as women
in this day and age?
who doesn't?
I want a gun to sleep with
As a commie, you should rub your dick on a lenin or sralin
What are you, gay?
Join Azow than
wank
I only like it if they're wanking to me
do you yearn for simpler times
I'm honestly not sure if that's gayer or less gay
It closed my window >_
*Then join Azov
Damn
-hasn't watched any in a long time. Last one was the Godzilla movie on netflix-
wanko
do it
That's incredibly gay.
4 more months and I'll probably get a gaming rig.
Why does waiting suck so much?
Fuck no, life never were simple, but at least i like it now
Hehheheheheh
woke
what are we going to play together?
Well IDK about you but I think of myself as a girl so it's not gay at all
You first
I'll buy you Gremlins Inc, but mostly I want to play Dota2. I miss it so much.
WHY THE FUCK DOES WRAITH KING SUMMON SKELETONS?! He is supposed to be easy to play, I don't want micro skills.
well not I can wank to you guilt free
nice
I like your attitude
uh oh
I suck at MOBAs
I saw that dota2 had a VR option. Might get a headset once they're a bit cheaper
Would it be a problem if I was?
Soto doesn't seem to have any regrets
Don't support liberal Netflicks D:
-snugs-
im sad sonata, my dog finally passed away.
Thankfully I was there in during her last moments.
Something told me to leave late yesterday and I did, and that's when it happened...
ass
he's my idol
send nudes
Mobas in vr a probably trash
You suck, I blow, we balance each other out.
Just play a really easy hero and I'll have you under my wing and look after you, like a good senpai
try it
You
I already did.
Well no, I don't judge.
What's he saying?
wish is gay
my body isn't ready
be gentle
I don't wanna play one out of VR
That was fast
No pain, no gain.
Bite the pillow thot, because we're gonna be a OTP
The dog I got as a rescue puppy when I was like 6 lived to 13 or so but she had arthritis and bone tumors and at the end she couldn't get up to go to the vet to go to sleep so the tech came to our house and I got to hold her in the last few minutes
Still fucks me up when I think about it but she was so sweet and cute
Meet up, this is a cock named "Russich".As a usual russian patriot, Russich is seat near to toilet,embodying russia, and russan people - god selected nation
They are without VR too, so of course
thought so
You are not wrong.
:)
I don't have the good ones you'll have to ask him
...
yeah so why buy a headset for it ?
I need someone who can last longer
sorry kiddo
be careful yo
bleeding isn't on my to do list
Hex Maniac is good, but music videos are better.
Sorry, I just get boisterous because (You)'s get me all giddy.
I get little attention, like a cactus plant.
time to hit him up
aww
poor baby
have a (You)
So you are gay?
That's okay, you have your trap bf anyways.
owo
you're not a trap though ?
wtf
А lot of fun news from North Zimbabwe, literally too much
Thanks so much Tak.
I need to up my shitposting game.
I volunteer for a Lunch Club for old people. There is this sweet old woman who said I got her mother's eyes.
I think I should post solely with youtube videos instead of Hex Maniac.
Do you agree? It'll fit in with my name.
anything for you bb
old people are a treasure
protect them
Uhuh
I'll probably find something more interesting sometime, just mentioned dota since i saw it in my library recently
I don't think so. Nothing about masculinity or manliness is attractive to me anyway.
Could probably do a convincing trap tbh
Why are you owoing
I'm not your bf though ?
wtf
Then why did you want me to wank?
date
Date?
I not only protect them, I serve them like an overly anxious waiter.
I love how cheeky old people can get.
So what do you do with your life?
I heard dota. I'm insanely interested but I can't fucking run it on my pc.
Part golden retriever, mostly mutt
Labrador or golden sized with silky soft puppy fur her whole life the color of pure clean sand
Extremely protective of me and my mom, we almost or did get sued once because she attacked another dog but it was the other dog's owner's fault 100% but I think we paid the vet bill anyway
My mom was walking her and my brother's Aussie, both on leashes because they would run off and get lost if they weren't, some other person with a yappy dog off leash just strolling along not a care in the world, was told to pick up her dog multiple times and in the end my mom had to pick Sandy up, who was considerably larger and heavier than this other little punk dog
But she wouldn't even bark at people
yes
I'm not really sure how that would even work.
oh shit I forgot
I encourage masturbation, regardless of gender
you could try it out for science
I don't feel like installing that game
Also she caught a grouse once
Brought it home, smelling like blood and bird shit with her face and neck completely red and matted with bits of head and feathers in her fur
Wouldn't give it up until we all chased her down and took it away
Only time I've ever had fresh wild grouse
My dad cooked it because he didn't know what to do with this chicken sized pile of bird parts and stomach tubes but didn't want to just give the carcass back to her
She got some of the less edible organs in her dinner that night
assturbation
assturbation makes you 17 times more like for ass cancer
That image encapsulates how I feel right now.
Fuck me I'm bored and hopeless. I miss drugs.
I don't like fruit.
Haha woops, what an accident.
:puke:
fruits are better than straights
You like Zimbabwe now, nigger lover?
Wow I got pregnant just from looking at that!
Wow what a butthole... You should feed her dog rat poison in cheese.
My little munchkins would get attacked all the time when I was a kid, people never put leashes on their doggos.
But now since I'm older I wear heavy steel-toed boots whenever I walked them.
Awww I've never seen Golden Retriever, I always wanted to hug one...
Aww she was just showing off for you... or maybe she thought you were hungry :thinking:
Its a pretty common mistake.
mean
No problem
Not really my thing
You do that a lot, might wanna get it checked out
D: -holds you tight, Knows what it is to hold your friend as they pass. Is very sorry to hear this- ;_;
What?
My family has had dogs my whole life, the one we had before I was born up to like 12 or 13 was a red golden retriever, sweetest softest boye
After Sandy died my brother's Aussie was diagnosed with depression so my dad got another golden rescue puppy mutt
She's a bit smaller, like a 2/3 size and the Aussie has left us for a while now but my cousin who I guess just lives with us now has a shitty little Pomeranian
I never knew how terrible small dogs were until I lived with that thing
So I guess we're a two dog family
Personally, I can barely remember to feed myself so I'm more suited for a bird or rodent than a dog but I don't have the space or money for either
Straight what
Yeah, people think I'm dating them accidentally all the time.
Sorry, I just don't like dates, apples, oranges, etc.
Things just need to stop being so gross tbh
me too
Also Goldens are basically bred for hugging because they're so social you should give it a try
It's why they're incredibly popular despite being basically guaranteed to develop fifteen cancers and severe arthritis after 10 years
Just enough to fall in love and rip a child's heart out
You know
Non-homosexuals
ay bby want sum fuck?
where are the electronic diagnosticians pls help
Best Yuru Yuris
I don't mind being a little gross.
oshikko
Oh, I was talking about actual fruit.
Whats wrong?
shiiiit I was talking about nezi
That's the joke
my microphone does not work :(
Is comp. shows the connection?
what's that mean?
Anyone know any good background listening I can put on while I play Gremlins Inc?
I'd yuri nezi
Eurobeat and Hip Hop
depends, are you cute?
no, it shows that it's connected, but does not register any sound made
high five
working on it
but no, I'd say no
i'll be the judge of that
Go in comp. audio/micro settings, probably you don't select a micro in your system
Video is not available.
I'm in the mood of dudes chatting, like a podcast maybe.
I'd ride a nezi and I'd make vroom vroom noises until I started giggling or moaning
Nightvale?
does this mean it's been selected
I don't get it
Pee
cucked
best 30 seconds of your life
What is Nightvale?
nice
X files NPR
A brilliant mind
Degenerate mind
What does NPR stand for?
And I'm listening to it now, it seems okay.
Maybe I should listen to The Adventure Zone tomorrow.
Probably mean, yeah.Fuck, i don't know how to help you
piss inside them
but that's how you get pregnant
NPR is National Public Radio, an American radio variety and news show
:3
where do i sign up
how can I feel proud of myself if I can't make you cum in under a minute~?
wow
WOW
I never watched much X Files so I wouldn't really get it.
Only got through a few minutes of it.
Ever heard of Sleepycabin?
The fact that some people perceive certain things as "degenerate" only ends up making them hotter
This is why Abrahamic religion is allowed to exist
I don't usually do things like that these days, come to think of it unless someone begs
I'm not the one getting pregnant
not my problem
Buy me a train ticket to wherever you are and I'll show you
Same but that's not important
And no I haven't heard of that
I heard Kamuu stinks
its probably from all the piss
where do you live again? egypt?
It's big newgrounds animators like OneyNG, Psychic Pebbles, StamperTV and more talkin shit.
Here is an example video of their hijinks
North Carolina
what about the best friendcast
Morning
my son
Kamuu's kawaii
He should post more
ay gurl how u
you know, I never heard of Beast Friendcast.
Is that from SuperBestFriendsPlay?
Heyo my 2nd favourite qt.
I see
Kawaii ?
I guess for a toilet he is
I like e-sluts
They help keep things from getting boring
If Kamuu hadn't done PeeRP with me we wouldn't have the meme
YUZU IS WORST SISTER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KAMUU PEE IN BUTT
What did u get triggered by specifically
Yeah, it's true
yeah
new one came out today
or maybe it was yesterday
never forget Woolie turned down a threesome with two women to play Marvel Vs Capcom 3
hi raggy
sleepy and sore
I had a dream where I was super very tired in it and it felt like I was drugged and I'd have parts in the dream where I'd almost lose the dream and like fall asleep
I was hanging out with my irl buddy and he had to go run somewhere for an errand and he asked if I wanted to come with and we got in this loaded van and I wennt and sat in the back and he sat in the middle and each layer had like people in it and so there was this girl in the back with me who was wearing like a brown leather jacket thing and wwe talked and she kept putting her hands on my shoulder and stuff and so we got kinda feely and talked about bs and then i got really sleepy and she was laughing at me because of it and then later in the dream we got to where we were going but they all leftme and that chick there at like some apartment and then I fell asleep on the couch and then my dream changed completely and I had a school setting type dream
whats up with you
Do you think he pissed on himself during ?
Hi scan I hope you're having a nice day
I oonly have enough time to smoke and get dressed and then I gotta go : (
Good morning hutzpa I hope you're having a good day :3
i miss tokai
I hope you're having a good day
remember to stay hydrated
Erp?
pshhh
let me know when you get into
PeeRp
Just meme'ing. On reflection from the ep thought "hm, well, fair enough, being hesitant and shit". Beginning to think that Matsuri is better choice, BUT TOO LLATE.
Where mah Harumin!
Thanks buddy I will
my tummy is kinda hurting a bit
FUCKING AMATEURS
PIPPCPRP
something you ate, maybe?
So when does the scat Erp start ?
Whos gonna do it ?
huh, that's surprisingly cheap
it's like this almost every mornign ;~:
aww
maybe you need some food
oh, get yourself some bismuth subsalicylate for the mornings
It's night, and you tired me with your usual greeting.
-Wonders what happened to Ika, but hopes she knows he's thinking of her and her puppy.-
say it back
People caught up with the mango would agree the Mei is the worst sister and also a supreme dumbass
Sounds like u almost had dream sex
Not much; just got done with cardio a while ago and still feeling pretty good from the endorphins
I quit weed btw
Probably not, but if he enjoys peeing on himself, that's fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Idr at what point in the mango romance between Matsuri and Harumin started
I think it started in a special issue actually, so maybe there will be an OVA about it
How do you know it didn't already happen? It might just be secret still : ^ )
Her dog is having problems?
SAY IT BACK
oh great Ukrainian terrorist scum. so sad that they got their shit kicked in by the Russians
It's been happening alot recently but usually I'm not like sleepy in my dream and it's a little more adventurous
Does it ever actually lead to dream sex?
Stuff like that happens to me more if I don't masturbate for a while
Bwhahahahhahahahah
DON'T SHOOT, I'M WITHOUT GUN
I've decided that I love you
you're my favorite Ukrainian
-has finally died. Was old and sick.- v.v
I'm the only Ukrainian that you know
and?
It better not
usually yeah but it seems like it's more an after thought or like the closing part of the dream
the meat is more about the adventure and the flirting and stuff
Also I have tornadoes in my dreams alot so alot of times those are kind of a problem
nothin personnel kid
Wait, i first thought that was Bard reply, who the fuck are you?
that hurts
Good lineup
That don't cancel my question
hey hey miss murder
Ohh, I hope she's okay
My childhood dog at my mom's house died recently but I hadn't seen him much in like ten years
Holla Forums is lucky I'm so merciful and don't just unleash endless horrors upon it
Maybe it's a sign that u should go on more adventures IRL
-huggu-
hey bb
I'm a disease
I mean maybe
berhaps
I don't really feel the want to and alot of times the dreams are scary
but Idk man like the other dream I had I was at school and some kid stole my guitar and ran inside and when I went in everyone in the schoool was retarded and I had to interact with them to have them help me find the kid who stole my guitar and eventually he got away after I lost him after like 10 flights of stairs ochases whie he was throwing open lockers and throwing trashcans and shit
it's crazy in there
what do you dream about?
also gtg but brb
I'm in condom, we can go
I feel the want to but idk what to do exactly and there would probably be some kind of commitment involved
Hopefully the high energy that comes from quitting weed will point me in the right direction
Oh, actually, last night I dreamed I blew up southwestern Africa somehow
Thanks for the reminder
Such uncultured people
you're a weird guy
Wank Pee
What dis mean
You pee while jerking off
You don't know how weird is actually am i
Good fucking night
Have you done it? Somehow I'm not sure if it's possible
I think masturbating kind of does something that prevents you from peeing while doing it
Sleep well ^^
Decisions...
Fuck about with more stealth
fuck about
;3
yeah
do it
You're a god damn genius, Ezio.
How quiet do you think I can be?
Depends who you're with
Well I think I know who you have in mind so let's say I was with her.
hey, how goes?
No, I don't like pee
It goes more swimmingly than this time yesterday. How're things with you?
The worst thing about starting lifting again when u haven't done it in a while is that u can't straighten ur arms easily the next day
I guess I could if I had gone less hard on myself or something
Maybe it would be easier to fuck about after getting the promotion, though :3
I thought u didn't tell lies on the internet anymore
Wish x Pee OTPee
-huggu-
An excellent point. The nuances are certainly something to consider.
I guess I'll just go back to doing my best and see how it goes.
u_u
Then not so quiet~
gimme ni ni
i posting for attention ni ni
Now I just need to get a leash that's... 3000 miles long.
Ni-ni, DooP. I hope your sleep is restful.
nini scoots
I can't even remember the last time I fapped tbh
BINGO
...
shit, fuck you loafie and wish
nini *hug*
things are good, killed my midterms this week.
You can't remember 3 minutes ago? For shame.
Well I mean so long as you do a decent job hiding the evidence you'll probably be okay.
Get fukt idiot :^)
Oh shit, I did tell Lewds that I wanked.
Kill me
You don't want that. I would do very depraved things to your corpse.
sorry pal
Like what?
Put your naked body in a giant jack-in-the-box and leave you in the middle of a busy play park.
but it's in the grade book, what should I do?
Prepare yourself, Griddles; we're going on a killing spree.
lets do this.
WTB pet, 2g.
*Grids and Yams were subsequently killed in a shootout with about 30 armed police*
as opposed to unarmed police.
Sounds wonderful tbh
They could have been using invisible guns.
You're into some weird shit, Wish.
is that from yuyu hakusho?
also wouldn't they still technically be armed?
Don't kink shame me too
You know it's real when Amy says it.
goodnight friends
...
Lewd af!
...
Well that was unexpected.
Jesus I'm hating these 12 hour days.
is gore allowed?
You got my hopes up. Then killed it. You're evil.
here is this better
Bard, love me!
Good thing I just skipped to the end or I would have been really upset.
I used to work 12hour days in a warehouse, fuck that shit.
It would be fine if I'm supposed to be working this long but I'm supposed to be 5 8s. This shit just sucks.
Whutrudoin?
Chuck beer for a living.
sorry I've been holding back. will post REAL destruction now
LOOK AWAY
REAL GORE!!!!
rip this guy
MANDYYYYYYYYY
Hey cutie.
nwe
n oo