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*enteres the thread carrying the carcass of my enemy*
im having a terrible gut feeling rn that someone I know is driving drun kand somethign bad happened and that I should go look for them....
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God I hate alcoholics
Man, Ian is an ASSHOLE.
Remember Airplane!
He just accepted my best wishes and then ignored me. :3
Why is she dressing up like a street walker? Eight-year-old my ass.
Who would have thought you like getting choked, huh?
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Yeah, you should go out looking for them, assumedly under whatever drugs you hardline.
Surely you must be joking.
I dont do drugs really
Ui posting made me void my bowels in disgust.
No, you just "quality test" them because that's totally different.
Only when you do it.
I dont ingest drugs but lab test/reagent test drugs.
Quite a massive difference
He didn't even meltdown about it? Unlucky.
Well I mean her mother is a hooker and her father literally turned himself into a pineapple in order to bypass her restraining order against him.
The mirror scene kills me.
It conflicts me, not being able to hear your nervous stammering.
You're totally a reformed junkie.
You found Jesus and everything.
W-well I am sure you would hear enough of it prior.
Yeah, it was a non-event. I was hoping he would beat me up so bad I ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
My French is not good enough to have caught that explanation.
They're so nonchalant
I love that style of comedy
I'm better than Jon Jones
I'm better than Shawn Combs
I am even better than John Holmes
You're better than M G D.
thx for making me die due to not paying attention.
Don't reply to me or my son ever again.
You're that big of an M?
Yeah, it's pretty weird that they have such a deep story going on but it's intended for people just learning French.
Most people end up missing all of the interesting bits.
he's really not though
Should pay some more attention you noob
That goes without saying
How did you die in the Slayer Tower? Are you dumb?
And in the language of love, or so they say.
I have a soft spot for the sequel because of the Shatner scenes.
Any day being closer to death is a good day, no?
Quite a shame that the show ended so soon.
I thought you'd have a meltdown at the mention of his name still.
nechs can hit like 12's and the minions can hit 2s. i afked to post
Is it a rhetorical question?
Is it bad that my first introduction to Leslie Nielsen was in Scary Movie 3? Still my favorite movie of all time also
What are you fuckin retarded?
you fuckin gay or something like that?
Why not Kourend? More exp per kill
Espanol o Frances
No, not at all.
They just couldn't comprehend the levels of depth the series had.
i would only do that if I was chinning
Blueberries
Level magic and spam Ice Barrage
i might next time
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65 elf task, ehh
fuck that im going to bed
Unlikely
Give me all of your blueberries
made 1.4m from that task
well i'd burst
A bit much.
Español siempre y cuando no lo hables como Martín.
All these years later and we have no HD release either. Not even a fucking reboot where l'ananas is a surrogate black woman.
l-lewd
NO, NOT THE BLUEBERRIES!!!
poor Bard, thick trauma
4K Bluray remaster when?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would watch the shit out of that.
Well then we are fine as I do not speak in non sequitur.
Est-ce que tu parle francais?
Hey, I was super young when I first saw Scary Movie 3 and I loved the parody and Leslie Nielsen was amazing so I have no shame about loving that movie
Just experienced a fun meme
Imagine finally being able to avatarfag as l'ananas.
Oui, un peu, mais j'ai oublié tous.
Still hard to rank above Naked Gun.
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To be fair, my eyes kinda look like that.
Bloodshot from meth?
Un peu c'est mieux que rien.
J'ai besoin de dormir depuis c'est tres tard.
Bonne nuit.
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The color of misery, of irreparable decadence, of desperate, incessant use.
Au revoir, MICHEL.
You fookin' wot m8?
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Lurking
Be more happy.
Top of the evening laddy
It is just the fatigue.
Deppressionboi
Get more sleep then!
It's been a minute Bard. How've you been?
Tonight I will.
But you're still awake now.
Oh I'm doing alright I suppose
Could I trouble for your name? I don't really have much of a time frame to call back on here for conversation on what's new in my life
whats new with you anyways?
He doesn't do anything in the daytime so he can just sleep for however long
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:3
I want to finish digesting the teriyaki.
She looked like an Eldritch vagina in that show.
No name yet. I sorry
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American user is sci
But it'll soon be tomorrow instead of tonight.
Uh-huh.
Oh wow, you recognized me.
I am most certainly not working at Subway, and I haven't actually ever worked there... I work an office job
So?
We're all Blood-chan down here
That would explain the Bard fascination.
I thought when you got out of school you worked there for a bit. Office job is definitely a lot better suited for you
Fascination might be a strong word. How have you been Scoots? I don't remember us talking much, but I'm slightly tipsy so that doesn't help much
Nope. Also, who would an office job be suited for me?
*why would
At work
Nothing much
Just life
Bard meme
Just seems more your style. Couldn't see you doing McJob
Damn you're able to post at work? Must be nice
What seems like my style?
Watching Neil Breen shit with James.
Such fun!
Clearly an office job
Are threads still pretty active?
huh
Sorry I'm pretty skeptical of people I dont nowdayas but If you're genuinely an old friend of mine then I hope you stick around
Hopefulyl I ll learn your name before long
Eh, not really.
They are when people are active
Understandable to be that way. I honestly don't know if I'll post more after tonight so no point in name dropping if I'm not planning on sticking around
A steady decline. How is your office job?
Pays the bills. I can at least drag myself out of bed to go to work so.
Fuck I know that feel. Starting to get into coding with a friend
How did they fuck up the ghostbusters remake so badly
Shut up
Rude
Too dead
Bye everyone
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Install Debian
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Visual Studio don't install on debian
Code does
Also, yesterday night started to watch "Citrus", fun anime
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Yiiiiiiizzzzz
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HENTAI
IATNEH
okay
Vrchat sure does have a lot of horny traps on it
you can be a girl online
sounds like a good reason to stay away from it
They hide their face for a reason
Like this one said "no i'm a real girl" before send me pics
I don't think thats a real girl
Cross dressing faggot is a better term
xD
xd
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gay
Yes you are
But what if I'm not actually fay ?
Then you're a liar liar pants on fire!
I do actually like girls though.
"girls" with a cock between their legs are boys though, you homo
I like ones with vaginas too
if the vagina doesn't lead to a womb, it's still a boy
I like the normal ones that can have babies
good, good
Most of them seem pretty awful though.
That's the problem
Guys are just better people
In general, yeah.
Shame one can't breed with them
Thats a good thing
You can cum inside without worrying
So gay discussion, wow
I don't think traps are a big thing here
Or maybe I know the wrong people
God big boys are great.
I want someone to do lewd things with me
Gay vikings
Just go fug Hu
Racist
What about women who have had a hysterectomy
They are still a girl
you aren't
12 kolaches are 30 bucks
god damn
everyone wants to do lewd things with revy tho
Except much higher risk of STDs, so no, lol
Everybody here are fake gays
I'm racist, yes
you're 17 times more likely to get anal cancer if you do anal
But none of them are heeeeeeerrrrreeeee
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So the same for both genders, making it irrelevant
Here in my bed
The thing I read didn't actually say anything about women.
Why you gotta be rude
Its the easiest emotion to express or something
idk
Still true
What I said ?
yeah it is
I'm just trying to not hate myself and you're out here being a meanie
Should I lie to you so you feel better ?
saving that pic
yup
tbh I'd rather you say nothing
post butt and well lewd you over the internet
Enjoy
I k
You should have just said nothing then and not made this post
I didn't start the conversation I just pointed out a slight inconsistency in the argument
You're the one that brought me into it
You joined on your own free will
You made it personal unnecessarily
Loafie
Man
Boy is a bender
woops
Gay vikings
As in in Denmark
They probably touch beards
No and no thank you
lets touch beard tips?
Nah, as in this thread, lol
Pretty sure most of the people here are real gay or even double or triple gay
I touched a penis
I've touched lots of penises
Like at least 4
15.
Not counting animals.
I was about to say, dogs don't count
wwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I thought it would be higher.
What if you count animals ?
Welcome
hi !!!! howdy !!!!!
WHATS UP
Silence not real girl.
~30
Same, but then I counted
It might be 5
Most of the people I sleep with are biologically female
eatin food
15 different puppers ?
all at once ?
Go suck a knot dogfucker
paag > pawg
what kinda food ?
pugs > both
tfw hung out with my brother for a few hours
Pan an piss gang
Stay thirsty
tfw hung
i have one stinky brother and one really cool one
same with my sisters
PAN N PEE GANG !!!!!
🤘GANG🤘GANG🤘
God no.
Cock envy.
cheese and cwackers.
tfw
Gooodbwyyyyeeeeeee dante
I don't even want a cock how can I have cock envy
what kind cheese n cwackers ? o.o
I mean I guess it doesn't really make sense
once one knots you and gets stuck the others won't be able to get in
cute color palette !!
also isnt it miku day ?
turn that fronw upside down
Cottage cheese, some red capsicum dip and some peppery crackers.
What do you mean
Her birthday is in August
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Go on a jungle gym and hang upside down and smile and to everyone else you'll be frowning
I don't have a knot. HOw can I suck one?
would u mind shawin some ? 3:
yesterday my bad
That's not how smiling works
I have a wide ass.
I love Hu
Hu be my second wife
I cannot be your wife
I think I saw it once
Do guys call each other thick ?
Is that something big gays would do ?
good morning Holla Forums
good morning loafie chan
Find a dog I guess
I never knew
I don't use twitter
Oh is it? Better write that one down
shit happens lol
say it back
Already finished!
My Holla Forums husband that I never lewd but pretend I do
AYYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOO
L O A F F F F F F E E E E E G G G G GAAAAAAAYYYYYY
good morning bard
I couldn't say.
I put 30 xanz up her tits
get more !!
How do you flirt with big hairy guys ?
do just say they have a sexy belly or something ?
hey.....
ur cute lol
I don't have it in me to flirt IRL.
tbh i ship it
30 xanz sounds like a lot
pull the trigger pussy!
But you wish
mmmmmeeeeeeo A OOOOOOOWwWWWWEE !!!!!!! 🤘🤘🤔🤔
I gotta pee
So I guess they always flirt with you ?
Or did you just meet people online
idk why i'm asking all this right now
If you're a bitch
Yeah I do
im invthe showeeerrr
just peed
too bad
bbbbbbbnbbbbbbb OOOOrrrrkkkkk !?!?!
:sunglasses: :smoking:
I'm not terribly fond of xanax
More of a weed and coke person
Give pee shower
I wish people I liked would flirt with me and be honest if they have interest.
I'd love to just hold their hands.
Give yourself pee shower
AYYYY PEE GANG YAL KNO WE KISSIN BOTH GENDERS N ANYTHING IN BETWEEN !!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Must feel pretty nice.
This kind of rejection hurts me deeply
I've never done coke
I bet its hard to tell whos gay when they look like straight men
Give the double gender smonshes
I can tell you it's not very fun when people you don't like are flirting with you
Telling them to get lost is pretty easy though.
Hello sexy
I've only done it once but it was alright
Like a more efficient caffeine
Then again I was super drunk and high at the time so idk
One day you'll return my love and affection, if I just keep trying, I know it.
u should go pee !!
one two smonsh
yeah agree with revy
pictured above is a woman btw
Thats the law
Heyhey
Not for me
I hate emotional conflict and I have a cultist
Or rather, I used to have a cultist and I've not been informed either way whether they're still my cultist or if they gave up
Can I just send you into the friendzone instead ?
I don't feel like getting up.
shoving things into my nose sounds weird
dont put it off pls I Don't want u to have bladder problems !! 🤘
Well I can certainly recommend that you not try eating cocaine
I was pulling a one liner and now I'm totally unprepared for this social situation
w-whatdid you do today
I have a problem bladder
It smokes
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bladder problems are bad and grrrrrr
I'm already 17 times more likely to get anal cancer
might as well go for the full body cancer
I just probably won't do it
I played Warframe, watched ghostbusters 2, and made curry
Yourself?
Whoa
WHOA
Oh everyone here is defo gay except me
w-why is this arousing
That's fine too
Because it implies vast quantities of anal sex
i disagree completely !!!!
look after urself a lil
plus its nice to pee !!!!!!! 🤘🤘
hopefully they get stuck together
I went pee
hmm I woke up rolled with my brother work and then i got home and everyone was drinking and I rolled with the guy my moms dating right now and has in the past whos a pretty big guy but he has dogshit jiujitsu and just fights like a dick so I decidded I didnt wanna keep up w that and so I hung out with my brother for a few hours and now here : 3
what did you think of the ghostbusters i've heard uhh
less than flattering things
why do anime girls have shiny legs n bum
why arent my legs n bum shiny
also inb4 oil
And make. Yes
Make eh?
This some newfangled lingo you queers use for each other now?
and ? how was it ?
It made my pee pee tingle
You're pretty fucking homo
No ghostbusters 2 is the one where Carpathian Dracula tries to take over the world
The remake is the one where the cringing manchild with symptoms of ptsd and aspergers summons ghosts in some kind of angsty lashing-out and he's played out like a scooby doo villain instead of a traumatized, isolated person
Meticulous skincare routines
weird
one million dollars
I might get Grindr.
I like peeing in bottles and throwing it at buses
see that sounds worth it but like
figuring out a skincare routine is difficult
ive tried and given up 3 times
I want to win the million dollars
without any jest or sarcasm
please don't get aids
me
fuck
It as a trick image
I can't get AIDs when I have HIV.
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Well they're anime so they have more time and fewer responsibilities
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LOAFIE CONFIRMEEEEEDDD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY L O L
Don't most people just use that for sex ?
i have work soon
can i transition into an anime girl or is that off the table
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literally all its used for
Which is what ?
I don't think I care enough about sex for that
Pretty gay man.
oh I got your attention~
i work at a movie theatre now
my coworkers are all mostly cringey
not even an hour into my training the other day they had a conversation about overwatch
it went like
"hey i got more salt for the concessions."
"LOL why you so salty this isnt overwatch"
and then they all started talking about overwatch
the fact that smash bros just got announced does not get me excited about conversation today
also grindr is dumb
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You can try but you'll look like a fetishist or pedophile
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I got a good solid laugh irl because that's probably exactly how that conversation went
All my coworks talked about was trump and john oliver
and drugs too I guess
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Only for these posts because now I'm going to sleep.
also
my mom still doesnt know i have a job or am working at the theatre
and she invited me to come to the theatre on my shift tomorrow
ugh
i wanted to not let her know atleast for a while and she's literally gonna know on my first week
hewwo evewynyan :3
nene-senpai hewe :3
and today we're gonna visit NIPPON !!!!!!!
i kid you that is EXACTLY how it went
holy cow i just clenched my body in pain ow oof
atleast it'll give me gamer story fuel to laugh about with my friends
goodnight spec des count lots of cute servals
Why don't you want your mom to know you have a job? My parents were fucking adamant that I have a job even when I was hospitalized twice
I've seen a lot of overwatch lately
My new group of friends really like it
she knows i've been like
applying and all
idk im very secretive about my parents like always
i dunno
bksdfoiundfgkljn
tfw mousey is now an overwatch gamer
smh
My trap gf was 4300 elo and wanted me to play it with her
as if you could get either a gf or a bf
Hey I do my best to never speak to my parents but sometimes it's easier to tell them something that will get them off my back
"Citrus" it's kinda cool anime
she hasnt been on my back since i started applying
whaTEVER if she doesnt find out today she'll find out tomorrow
Thats pretty rude
hehe
i bet theyre not even half as cute as YOURS TRULY 🙄
Hi nerd
huh are you talking to me?
nothing obviously................stupid..........
My parents got more on my back when I started applying for jobs
Panic attacks every day, thinking about dying a lot, crying myself to sleep
Then I finally got a job and it nearly killed me several times over
So now I'm a neet with a nice quiet condo and no money for food
Tangling is the new thing
This place makes gay? Yeah that is common
:3
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I dumped them a few days ago.
They are extremely cute but have problems
Lewd a f
wow invite me over i'll get a job and pay for food for the both of us
yeah gotta keep the crazies at a distance
BACKUP !!!!
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I was already planning to move in with my best friend at some point...
They tried to make me get back together with them last night though and I ALMOST did it
almost
Does this make me a furry?
rip in pip
the dream is dead
yeah stay strong dont let them get u
The sacrificial pact
IDK what is it? Some kind of purple tiefling?
Cute people are my weakness sometimes.
Draenei from the Warcraft universe
They're usually portrayed as futa but that does nothing for me
n-nothing.............
Elves aren't furry, you're safe
good thing i hate all but myself >:3
They aren't elves though
Oh I got them confused with dark elves
They're still not furry
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They're aliens if you want
You liar
okay give me proof then doof
the movement is so weird
I wish Kotoha stepped on me.
I think this counts
Unless you're saying you hate me ?
Aren't they if like "wizard" was a race? Like Ainur in lotr?
tuck me in please animus desu
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