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I dont do drugs really

Ui posting made me void my bowels in disgust.

No, you just "quality test" them because that's totally different.

Only when you do it.

I dont ingest drugs but lab test/reagent test drugs.
Quite a massive difference

He didn't even meltdown about it? Unlucky.

Well I mean her mother is a hooker and her father literally turned himself into a pineapple in order to bypass her restraining order against him.

The mirror scene kills me.

It conflicts me, not being able to hear your nervous stammering.

You're totally a reformed junkie.
You found Jesus and everything.

W-well I am sure you would hear enough of it prior.

Yeah, it was a non-event. I was hoping he would beat me up so bad I ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.

My French is not good enough to have caught that explanation.

They're so nonchalant

I love that style of comedy

I'm better than Jon Jones
I'm better than Shawn Combs
I am even better than John Holmes

You're better than M G D.

thx for making me die due to not paying attention.
Don't reply to me or my son ever again.

You're that big of an M?

Yeah, it's pretty weird that they have such a deep story going on but it's intended for people just learning French.
Most people end up missing all of the interesting bits.

he's really not though

Should pay some more attention you noob

That goes without saying

How did you die in the Slayer Tower? Are you dumb?

And in the language of love, or so they say.

I have a soft spot for the sequel because of the Shatner scenes.

Any day being closer to death is a good day, no?

Quite a shame that the show ended so soon.

I thought you'd have a meltdown at the mention of his name still.

nechs can hit like 12's and the minions can hit 2s. i afked to post

Is it a rhetorical question?

Is it bad that my first introduction to Leslie Nielsen was in Scary Movie 3? Still my favorite movie of all time also

What are you fuckin retarded?
you fuckin gay or something like that?

Why not Kourend? More exp per kill

Espanol o Frances

No, not at all.

They just couldn't comprehend the levels of depth the series had.

i would only do that if I was chinning

Blueberries

Level magic and spam Ice Barrage

i might next time

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65 elf task, ehh

fuck that im going to bed

Unlikely

Give me all of your blueberries

made 1.4m from that task

well i'd burst

A bit much.

Español siempre y cuando no lo hables como Martín.

All these years later and we have no HD release either. Not even a fucking reboot where l'ananas is a surrogate black woman.

l-lewd

NO, NOT THE BLUEBERRIES!!!

poor Bard, thick trauma

4K Bluray remaster when?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I would watch the shit out of that.

Well then we are fine as I do not speak in non sequitur.

Est-ce que tu parle francais?

Hey, I was super young when I first saw Scary Movie 3 and I loved the parody and Leslie Nielsen was amazing so I have no shame about loving that movie

Just experienced a fun meme

Imagine finally being able to avatarfag as l'ananas.

Oui, un peu, mais j'ai oublié tous.

Still hard to rank above Naked Gun.

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To be fair, my eyes kinda look like that.

Bloodshot from meth?

Un peu c'est mieux que rien.
J'ai besoin de dormir depuis c'est tres tard.
Bonne nuit.

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The color of misery, of irreparable decadence, of desperate, incessant use.

Au revoir, MICHEL.

You fookin' wot m8?

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Lurking

Be more happy.

Top of the evening laddy

It is just the fatigue.

Deppressionboi

Get more sleep then!

It's been a minute Bard. How've you been?

Tonight I will.

But you're still awake now.

Oh I'm doing alright I suppose

Could I trouble for your name? I don't really have much of a time frame to call back on here for conversation on what's new in my life

whats new with you anyways?

He doesn't do anything in the daytime so he can just sleep for however long

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:3

I want to finish digesting the teriyaki.

She looked like an Eldritch vagina in that show.

No name yet. I sorry

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American user is sci

But it'll soon be tomorrow instead of tonight.

Uh-huh.

Oh wow, you recognized me.

I am most certainly not working at Subway, and I haven't actually ever worked there... I work an office job

So?

We're all Blood-chan down here

That would explain the Bard fascination.

I thought when you got out of school you worked there for a bit. Office job is definitely a lot better suited for you

Fascination might be a strong word. How have you been Scoots? I don't remember us talking much, but I'm slightly tipsy so that doesn't help much

Nope. Also, who would an office job be suited for me?

*why would

At work
Nothing much
Just life

Bard meme

Just seems more your style. Couldn't see you doing McJob

Damn you're able to post at work? Must be nice

What seems like my style?

Watching Neil Breen shit with James.
Such fun!

Clearly an office job
Are threads still pretty active?

huh
Sorry I'm pretty skeptical of people I dont nowdayas but If you're genuinely an old friend of mine then I hope you stick around

Hopefulyl I ll learn your name before long

Eh, not really.

They are when people are active

Understandable to be that way. I honestly don't know if I'll post more after tonight so no point in name dropping if I'm not planning on sticking around

A steady decline. How is your office job?

Pays the bills. I can at least drag myself out of bed to go to work so.

Fuck I know that feel. Starting to get into coding with a friend

How did they fuck up the ghostbusters remake so badly

Shut up

Rude

Too dead
Bye everyone

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Install Debian

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Visual Studio don't install on debian

Code does

Also, yesterday night started to watch "Citrus", fun anime

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HENTAI

IATNEH

okay

Vrchat sure does have a lot of horny traps on it

you can be a girl online

sounds like a good reason to stay away from it

They hide their face for a reason

Like this one said "no i'm a real girl" before send me pics

I don't think thats a real girl

Cross dressing faggot is a better term

xD

xd

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gay

Yes you are

But what if I'm not actually fay ?

Then you're a liar liar pants on fire!

I do actually like girls though.

"girls" with a cock between their legs are boys though, you homo

I like ones with vaginas too

if the vagina doesn't lead to a womb, it's still a boy

I like the normal ones that can have babies

good, good

Most of them seem pretty awful though.

That's the problem

Guys are just better people

In general, yeah.
Shame one can't breed with them

Thats a good thing

You can cum inside without worrying

So gay discussion, wow

I don't think traps are a big thing here
Or maybe I know the wrong people

God big boys are great.

I want someone to do lewd things with me

Gay vikings

Just go fug Hu

Racist
What about women who have had a hysterectomy

They are still a girl

you aren't

12 kolaches are 30 bucks

god damn

everyone wants to do lewd things with revy tho

Except much higher risk of STDs, so no, lol

Everybody here are fake gays

I'm racist, yes

you're 17 times more likely to get anal cancer if you do anal

But none of them are heeeeeeerrrrreeeee

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So the same for both genders, making it irrelevant

Here in my bed

The thing I read didn't actually say anything about women.

Why you gotta be rude

Its the easiest emotion to express or something

idk

Still true

What I said ?

yeah it is

I'm just trying to not hate myself and you're out here being a meanie

Should I lie to you so you feel better ?

saving that pic

yup

tbh I'd rather you say nothing

post butt and well lewd you over the internet

Enjoy

I k

You should have just said nothing then and not made this post

I didn't start the conversation I just pointed out a slight inconsistency in the argument
You're the one that brought me into it

You joined on your own free will

You made it personal unnecessarily

Loafie
Man
Boy is a bender

woops

Gay vikings

As in in Denmark

They probably touch beards

No and no thank you

lets touch beard tips?

Nah, as in this thread, lol

Pretty sure most of the people here are real gay or even double or triple gay

I touched a penis

I've touched lots of penises
Like at least 4

15.

Not counting animals.

I was about to say, dogs don't count

wwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I thought it would be higher.

What if you count animals ?

Welcome

hi !!!! howdy !!!!!
WHATS UP

Silence not real girl.

~30

Same, but then I counted
It might be 5
Most of the people I sleep with are biologically female

youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ

eatin food

15 different puppers ?

all at once ?

Go suck a knot dogfucker

paag > pawg

what kinda food ?

pugs > both

tfw hung out with my brother for a few hours

Pan an piss gang

Stay thirsty

tfw hung

i have one stinky brother and one really cool one

same with my sisters

PAN N PEE GANG !!!!!

🤘GANG🤘GANG🤘

God no.

Cock envy.

cheese and cwackers.

tfw

Gooodbwyyyyeeeeeee dante

I don't even want a cock how can I have cock envy

what kind cheese n cwackers ? o.o

I mean I guess it doesn't really make sense

once one knots you and gets stuck the others won't be able to get in

cute color palette !!
also isnt it miku day ?

turn that fronw upside down

Cottage cheese, some red capsicum dip and some peppery crackers.

What do you mean
Her birthday is in August

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Go on a jungle gym and hang upside down and smile and to everyone else you'll be frowning

I don't have a knot. HOw can I suck one?

would u mind shawin some ? 3:

yesterday my bad

That's not how smiling works

I have a wide ass.

I love Hu

Hu be my second wife

I cannot be your wife

I think I saw it once

Do guys call each other thick ?

Is that something big gays would do ?

good morning Holla Forums

good morning loafie chan

Find a dog I guess

I never knew
I don't use twitter

Oh is it? Better write that one down

shit happens lol

say it back

Already finished!

My Holla Forums husband that I never lewd but pretend I do

AYYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOO

L O A F F F F F F E E E E E G G G G GAAAAAAAYYYYYY

good morning bard

I couldn't say.

I put 30 xanz up her tits

get more !!

How do you flirt with big hairy guys ?

do just say they have a sexy belly or something ?

hey.....
ur cute lol

I don't have it in me to flirt IRL.

tbh i ship it

30 xanz sounds like a lot

pull the trigger pussy!

But you wish

mmmmmeeeeeeo A OOOOOOOWwWWWWEE !!!!!!! 🤘🤘🤔🤔

I gotta pee

So I guess they always flirt with you ?

Or did you just meet people online

idk why i'm asking all this right now

If you're a bitch

Yeah I do

im invthe showeeerrr
just peed

too bad

bbbbbbbnbbbbbbb OOOOrrrrkkkkk !?!?!

:sunglasses: :smoking:

I'm not terribly fond of xanax
More of a weed and coke person

Give pee shower

I wish people I liked would flirt with me and be honest if they have interest.
I'd love to just hold their hands.

Give yourself pee shower

AYYYY PEE GANG YAL KNO WE KISSIN BOTH GENDERS N ANYTHING IN BETWEEN !!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Must feel pretty nice.

This kind of rejection hurts me deeply

I've never done coke

I bet its hard to tell whos gay when they look like straight men

Give the double gender smonshes

I can tell you it's not very fun when people you don't like are flirting with you

Telling them to get lost is pretty easy though.

Hello sexy

I've only done it once but it was alright
Like a more efficient caffeine
Then again I was super drunk and high at the time so idk

One day you'll return my love and affection, if I just keep trying, I know it.

u should go pee !!

one two smonsh

yeah agree with revy

pictured above is a woman btw

Thats the law

Heyhey

Not for me
I hate emotional conflict and I have a cultist
Or rather, I used to have a cultist and I've not been informed either way whether they're still my cultist or if they gave up

Can I just send you into the friendzone instead ?

I don't feel like getting up.

shoving things into my nose sounds weird

dont put it off pls I Don't want u to have bladder problems !! 🤘

Well I can certainly recommend that you not try eating cocaine

I was pulling a one liner and now I'm totally unprepared for this social situation
w-whatdid you do today

I have a problem bladder

It smokes

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bladder problems are bad and grrrrrr

I'm already 17 times more likely to get anal cancer

might as well go for the full body cancer

I just probably won't do it

I played Warframe, watched ghostbusters 2, and made curry
Yourself?

Whoa

WHOA

Oh everyone here is defo gay except me

w-why is this arousing

That's fine too

Because it implies vast quantities of anal sex

i disagree completely !!!!
look after urself a lil
plus its nice to pee !!!!!!! 🤘🤘

hopefully they get stuck together

I went pee

hmm I woke up rolled with my brother work and then i got home and everyone was drinking and I rolled with the guy my moms dating right now and has in the past whos a pretty big guy but he has dogshit jiujitsu and just fights like a dick so I decidded I didnt wanna keep up w that and so I hung out with my brother for a few hours and now here : 3

what did you think of the ghostbusters i've heard uhh
less than flattering things

why do anime girls have shiny legs n bum
why arent my legs n bum shiny

also inb4 oil

And make. Yes

Make eh?
This some newfangled lingo you queers use for each other now?

and ? how was it ?

It made my pee pee tingle

You're pretty fucking homo

No ghostbusters 2 is the one where Carpathian Dracula tries to take over the world
The remake is the one where the cringing manchild with symptoms of ptsd and aspergers summons ghosts in some kind of angsty lashing-out and he's played out like a scooby doo villain instead of a traumatized, isolated person

Meticulous skincare routines

weird

one million dollars

I might get Grindr.

I like peeing in bottles and throwing it at buses

see that sounds worth it but like
figuring out a skincare routine is difficult
ive tried and given up 3 times

I want to win the million dollars

without any jest or sarcasm
please don't get aids

me
fuck

It as a trick image

I can't get AIDs when I have HIV.

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Well they're anime so they have more time and fewer responsibilities

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LOAFIE CONFIRMEEEEEDDD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY L O L

Don't most people just use that for sex ?

i have work soon

can i transition into an anime girl or is that off the table

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literally all its used for

Which is what ?

I don't think I care enough about sex for that

Pretty gay man.

oh I got your attention~

i work at a movie theatre now
my coworkers are all mostly cringey

not even an hour into my training the other day they had a conversation about overwatch
it went like
"hey i got more salt for the concessions."
"LOL why you so salty this isnt overwatch"
and then they all started talking about overwatch

the fact that smash bros just got announced does not get me excited about conversation today

also grindr is dumb

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You can try but you'll look like a fetishist or pedophile

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I got a good solid laugh irl because that's probably exactly how that conversation went

All my coworks talked about was trump and john oliver

and drugs too I guess

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Only for these posts because now I'm going to sleep.

also
my mom still doesnt know i have a job or am working at the theatre
and she invited me to come to the theatre on my shift tomorrow
ugh
i wanted to not let her know atleast for a while and she's literally gonna know on my first week

hewwo evewynyan :3
nene-senpai hewe :3

and today we're gonna visit NIPPON !!!!!!!

i kid you that is EXACTLY how it went
holy cow i just clenched my body in pain ow oof

atleast it'll give me gamer story fuel to laugh about with my friends

goodnight spec des count lots of cute servals

Why don't you want your mom to know you have a job? My parents were fucking adamant that I have a job even when I was hospitalized twice

I've seen a lot of overwatch lately

My new group of friends really like it

she knows i've been like
applying and all
idk im very secretive about my parents like always

i dunno
bksdfoiundfgkljn

tfw mousey is now an overwatch gamer
smh

My trap gf was 4300 elo and wanted me to play it with her

as if you could get either a gf or a bf

Hey I do my best to never speak to my parents but sometimes it's easier to tell them something that will get them off my back

"Citrus" it's kinda cool anime

she hasnt been on my back since i started applying
whaTEVER if she doesnt find out today she'll find out tomorrow

Thats pretty rude

hehe
i bet theyre not even half as cute as YOURS TRULY 🙄

Hi nerd

huh are you talking to me?

nothing obviously................stupid..........

My parents got more on my back when I started applying for jobs
Panic attacks every day, thinking about dying a lot, crying myself to sleep
Then I finally got a job and it nearly killed me several times over
So now I'm a neet with a nice quiet condo and no money for food

Tangling is the new thing

This place makes gay? Yeah that is common

:3

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I dumped them a few days ago.

They are extremely cute but have problems

Lewd a f

wow invite me over i'll get a job and pay for food for the both of us

yeah gotta keep the crazies at a distance
BACKUP !!!!

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I was already planning to move in with my best friend at some point...

They tried to make me get back together with them last night though and I ALMOST did it

almost

Does this make me a furry?

rip in pip
the dream is dead

yeah stay strong dont let them get u

The sacrificial pact

IDK what is it? Some kind of purple tiefling?

Cute people are my weakness sometimes.

Draenei from the Warcraft universe
They're usually portrayed as futa but that does nothing for me

n-nothing.............

Elves aren't furry, you're safe

good thing i hate all but myself >:3

They aren't elves though

Oh I got them confused with dark elves
They're still not furry

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They're aliens if you want

You liar

okay give me proof then doof

the movement is so weird

I wish Kotoha stepped on me.

I think this counts

Unless you're saying you hate me ?

Aren't they if like "wizard" was a race? Like Ainur in lotr?

tuck me in please animus desu

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