I wuv chicken nuggies :3

-mutes the foul angelic choirs-

I drank espresso

Holla Forums is a bit bad right now

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And here's a bit of this kind of content

Bitch has got warts.

Holla Forums is barely functional right now

And yet I post out of love for you

ilu2

Some people probably think it's down but they're just not trying hard enough to load it

You love us?

That post took a really long time to go through

How u

It would probably be easier if I stopped posting images

I feel a general affection for Holla Forums, yeah

I'd definitely e-hug Smiles

Oh, I think the lag suffering is over

It was the only thing guaranteeing that I don't shitpost super rapidly

Have at it then.

Better luck next time fag

I went out and got beer. I had a hard choice of beer or ice cream and beer sounded better tbh

Should have gotten both and made a beer float

I feel like that's been tried and that it must be bad or more people would do it

:(

Oh nevermind, I Googled it and apparently people do it and it goes well

Nice

Guinness floats are amazing.

I need to try it some time

Are u Mandy

I appreciate it, but I don't know if animus's affection would come with any baggage.

No.

i'm trying to get drunk, not have a stomach ache

Doesn't all affection?

Emotions are baggage already, technically.

Yeah but I don't want to catch anything from this place.

My affection isn't optional

You have to receive it in order to buy or sell

If Morgan Freeman doesn't do a Poptepipic dub then his whole career has meant nothing

Alcoholic milkshakes are good tho

Isn't this place more likely to catch something from you?

Ayy, you rite.

You already here, it too damn late.

If Smiles doesn't understand the bible reference I'm going to be mad

i would have to eat/drink enough ice cream and beer to get me drunk. I would def. have a stomach ache

Guess his whole career has been for naught.

Usually.

You wouldn't have to put ice cream in EVERY beer

RIP

That's rich coming from you.
I just got myself cleaned up from our last encounter.

Shhh I get it, but my mind isn't all here. Forgive me.

Good voice though.

idk... i feel like if i had any ice cream while trying to get plastered would end badly

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You gave me shit that antibiotics can't rid me of.

A DVD of Joe Dirt?

Same

How're you? ^^

Do you want him to talk dirty to you while he buttfucks you?

It seems to upset my stomach a bit when I make an alcoholic milkshake at home but ones I've had at bars never have

Idk why

ay gurl how u

I doubt he's much for passionate speeches in the heat of the moment.

But you'd like it if he is?

Tsuchi I'm sorry!
I get it, I don't suck as many dicks for Jesus as you do. I'll catch up to you eventually, I promise!

I do drug testing for Jesus, get it right.

Not really. I'd like to hear him read some books though.

Smiles what are your e-sucking stats

About 10? About 50? About 100?

Idk what my number is but it must be like at least 50 e-dicks e-sucked

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You don't have to lie to me. I saw you.
Take pride in what you do in the name of our savior.

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I'm about Shippuden levels

It's okay. I'm becoming a girl so it's not gay and not a godless abomination.
#HRT4Jesus

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Doesn't he whore his voice a lot on things like that?

-pets u-

Idk anything about Naruto but my brief Google research has led me to believe this meme is about the number of episodes

playing games

I mean, I wouldn't say no to a million buck to read something.

Bless he who take mercy on us.

You're not going deep enough into the meme

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Wanna join my trap house where we share Jesus, HRT, drugs and dicks, no homo tho?

hello spec I hope you're having a nice day?

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What a lovely day.

We pray the gay away after a night of heroin and sodomy.

Did Pence get the memo?

My friend came to visit and he brought e 5 oreos

it was nice of him and I appreciate him as a friend

today i good day too : 3

We live inna woods so no risk of getting the shock.

Same, being a whore is just a way of making money; there's nothing wrong with it

Going deeper would require reading about Naruto tho

I think Undertale referenced that meme

points spear at you [x]

#animeforjesus

Meh, depends on the whoring.

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Just remember to use protection

What, for the microphone?

That... that's it? What.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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well before that I woke up and rolled with my brother

he got some sneaky moves in and so did I

thn my friends came over and hang out and now am here
I get thursdays off lucky

and saturdays usually
what about ou/

Kim is just going to try making demands in exchange and Trump will continue being a hard ass on it as he should be. We shouldn't let Kim have what he wants.

me_irl

-pets-

I just find it funny how people work.

Poor thing.

Biologically or mentally.

you should study lobotomy

What did he mean by this?

Doing it as soon as you wake up Bard, really?
Just that eager eh.

Whatchu gonna do for the weekend?

If I lobotomize myself would that help, Ui?

-is petted-

I'm super cute.

Well, yeah, I guess if u insert it

The texture of a condom would make it slide in better

r00d

Hi precious kitty

absolutely nothing will get anywhere because no one will give.

Benjamin? He's just commenting on how erratic Trump is.

Ehhhh.

That's an improper use for a microphone.

I don't want that.

If it works well as a dildo, it works well as a dildo

What do you want, love?

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You're the expert I guess.

Hi promiscuous kitty.

What do you know? You're gay anyways.

I know what's cute and what ain't.

I sorta want to marry one of these qt jap girls I work with, but I always get shy around actual foreigner jap girls.

Is this cute?

the same thing I do every day try to take over the world

Probably the same thing though dess

try to get my friendsto come hang out and spar the brother

friends didnt join for rolls today but they usualy join

Right now I got 3 peopl I'd consider friends and only 1 is on that fight shit but he's the best of our group of fightres and he's been bringing a friend of his over recently who seems to be a pretty cool guy and is half decent at fighting though he's a super beginner and gots bsuper beginner mannerisms

he's a pretty cool dude, doesnt do drug and is involved in band at school and improv
he makes great abstract or situational humour jokes

nice to meet him and hope to become a friennd

You got any fun plans for the weekened? proibabaly not huh cause your a boring rock girl boy

what's good wicth you?

Meh.

ay girl

Isn't Morgan Freeman supposed to be omniscient?

How're you? ♥

I'm not he.

So you're just an insignificant desert tribal deity? Or are you Mandy?

Do I have to go full Blood-chan and post pictures of cocks for you to think something is cute? :^)

Sleepy and dead to the world tbh, you?

what's good nigga?!!! What's really GooD?!!!

Fuckin' rats.

Corrupting new boys into your little homo circle?

This weekend I have to get a compound bow fixed that I got, it's super old and it exploded on me for idk why, but it had a super heavy draw weight for it, and it was a pain in the ass to use anyway. So have to get that sorted and lowered, and then maybe sell it.

malt liqour

Whomst?

And no, I'm just some guy pretending to be a deity as portrayed by Morgan Freeman. So at best I can only pretend I know everything.

Nah, dicks are weird lookin'.

Is that the muscle girl for DRRR?

do you go bowhunting? :3

Still not sleeping enough?

Poor Wish-chan :c

I'm good

Did you see the NGNL movie? You posted the loli from it

I'm glad we've established the state of the fourth wall

Ubiquitous as usual.

Well why do you like dudes so much then?

Well I slept pretty early last night, but I just feel pretty drained today...

Yeah, I've seen it.

Hitomi from Killing Bites.

Hunting no, recreation yeah.

I got everclear and mountain dew

I don't.

DRINK WITH ME

ur mom is so fat she's ubiquitous

Did you like it? It was really good imo ^^

What have you eaten today?

you shoot for accuracy ?

Hey Wish

Only time your mom lost weight was when she dropped you.

already on it.

I gotta be a crack shot for when I go Bard huntin;.

Lets make Holla Forums 2017 into an anime
What roles would all the posters have/fit into?

-tips back can-
cheerio ol' chap

i'm okay with death if It means I get to have spec eating my flank steak

I'm kramer

oh, I wanna be the lovable alcoholic!!!

how you been?

Nah, I'm a vegan.

That's not what it says here.

I didn't really like it at all to be honest.
At least Schwi is cute.

Uhh, I had some bacon & toast when I got up, and then I had some chicken finger and potato wedges from the store for dinner.

Hello.

Generic pettanko tsundere = me

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pretty fuckin awesome. My life has been on the uphill climb for months. Finally have my shit together and am responsible for over 40 people.

It's wrong then.

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it's a good thing I'm a soyboy then huh

Should that encourage or discourage someone from eating you...?
What an awkward turn this has taken.

good job, keep up the being awesome.

bicuriousity 🅱️ illed the bard

...

i'll try. Lots of people want to bring me down and i've done well avoiding their attempts to sabotage me. I am pretty well rooted now with tons of support. HBU how is you

Goodnight you degenerate sinning fucksticks.

Yeah, you are.

oh god what are youo trying to convey

goddamn sleep well

sweet shit, don't let others put you in a funk.
I am doing well, working when I can, going to school full time, and sleepin with my girlfriend every night, so life is grand.

I didn't know you were tsun for anyone.

Not really sure, I just needed an excuse to post it.

it's more people trying to spread false rumors and bring down all my hard work. Luckily i'm very well trusted at this point in seattle and portland and the people spreading rumors are drama queens.

right on bud. glad for your life doin good

basically same

are you possibly working in the drug industry?

Is this not the greatest thing ever made?

I fucking loved this scene in kill bill more than any scene from any movie ever...

sort of?

Legally though

I'm not tsun, you're tsun.

I never said anything about it being illegal.
I used to help my dad grow pot legally here in michigan, made some good money collecting donations.

I-I am n-not a tsundere, b-baka

rainbow monkeys rainbow monkeys
oh so very round and super chunky
bringing love wherever they go
everyone is made of a big rainbow

there's red and orange and pink and blue
rainbow monkeys rainbow monkeys we love you

I run a non profit, also working to legalize mushrooms and mdma. Mdma has already passed for 2021.

👌👌👌👌👌

shit, you'll have to mail me some stuff when it gets legalized here.
I'll pay for it.

...

I mean give you a donation.

sup thread?

Hey Welms

damn gotta find me a girl to get a uhh
'donation' from

hi

How's your night?

hey elma, how goes?

what? I would give a monetary donation for a medical product.

it wont be legal recreationally

It was okay but then because of alcohol and my roommate it crashed and burned pretty quickly. I just got home walking from the bar.

who said I was looking for recreational purposes?

Cute

mine was a sexual euphamism

Nymph made me watch english dub anime and I had to get kind of drunk to avoid the assault on my senses

Hardly

why dont you grow your own shrooms? I run a facebook group that trades spore print syringes with over 4,000 members.
it's pretty easy to learn and the syringes usually run 5 for 20 bucks and you can make basically infinite shrooms with them.

That's better than being pissed for a reason you cna't quite remember I supose.

oh, wouldn't you rather be the girl receiving the donation?

oh shit, I did some research about growing shitaki from those nitrogen packs after they're used up, never tried it though.

I respectfully disagree.

YES

k

when you have your first successful innoculation from a syring you can grow shrooms from it then make more spore prints with the shrooms you grew and repeat the process untill they are weak genetically.

right now I have wild caught Psilocybe cyanescens and Psilocybe Azurescens innoculating some jard that im almost ready to go germinate a host out in the forest with. these are the first and second most potent mushrooms on earth and they really only grow in the pacific NW.

*jars

time and place.

oh, they get genetically weak like growing from a mother plant, can only do so many before they stop giving as much bud.

oh, cool shit, and it's for medical studies "right?"

Yes. I have permits to do this shit.

I should get my medical marijuana card and start growing once I'm in the right living place.

don't even need a card to grow weed here lol. I got like 12 lbs of cannabutter and coconut oil in my freezer and I dont even touch weed.

All drugs have been decriminalized in Oregon tho.

w-wherever works hehe o / /o

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Wanna be the main character of the Holla Forums anime?

he's a furry tho

What?

but youre gun laws are slipping away like california.

my apartment?

I still have my .40 cal smith and wesson so idc

I still need to get that lazer attachment under the trigger tho for when im out at night in the woods

Someone be lewd with me.

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Not you tho lol

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Hai tsuchi

Goodness.

I took pics of my collection.
my pistolas.

Those are all girl guns

I knew this was coming. I wanted to do that anyway tho.

the fuck you talking bought?
a 40sw shield and a cz52 girls guns?
pak9 can hardly be held one handed.

Who even are you?

it's ui.

...is that an H&R Topper 58?

you linked me m8, also lolwut?

you must have dementia

The bringer of semen

rossiusa.com/product-details.cfm?id=29754&category=15&toggle=&breadcrumbseries=

Phone p9sting is hard. I wouldn't link you in a million years

Cause I don't know who u are

ban mobileposters reee

Hola, Mads.

tfw not enough sexy revolver shotguns in the world

This guy gets it.

I kind of hate Borderlands for making me want revolver rifles, no matter how useless they'd be.

Elma... lay off the tranny meds, it's effecting your memory retention. :^)

Eisen remembers me, Hi bud :)

no, it's 20 gauge pardner, it was bought for me when I was like 14, and my 11 year old brother at the time got a 410.
my dad has a 12, they are wonderful guns though.

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Scoped shot guns.

It's funny cause my lappy is right there but the screen is too big and bright

Hi Hi. Pls comfort me. My roommate can't seem to find the exit sign from inside his asshole.

Us it cool? I wnt one.

Um a) no

And b) go bother someone else w8th your ravs

(:

what is up

you linked me first m8

Do I want to know what this even means?

It was accidental.

Somebody better lewd at me tho

It looked too familiar, and I suddenly thought you were about to be another random /k/ bro that also has one of these K-Mart relic specials of a shotgun with me.
Close enough though.

I mean, Rossi is a pretty well known name, and they make a lot of good shotguns and lever guns. Most are imported to Canada though?
The Taurus Judge, which is what this is built around, is a giant meme of a revolver, but they have a cult following, and seem to be really reliable. About the only good thing Taurus has ever made.

Sniper rifles that fire 7 bullets simultaneously.

drinking and watching videos on youtube about what asia will be like over the next 50 years

INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020

There's almost no configuration where a semiautomatic wouldn't be better than a revolver rifle.

Close ranged ballistic bullshit.

He's the guy who ran the trap house.

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HAHA you know what's up. You watched the same video lel.

Honestly I can't see india getting past the level of shitting on beaches and turning the oceans brown.

from what I just read they were once one and the same, but now toppers are more fancy, more of the case hardening patterns and stuff.
have some torched galils I plan to reweld.

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I remember being on leave for like 4 months from threads when trap house was blowing up.
Loco sending me caps of the trannies freaking in thread at eachother was fun.

Idfk. There were a couple of them locally that's all I know. The only other contender was like a polish semi auto looking thing that was p sexy

Shotguns that fire rockets.

The bottom right looks like a dog.

Should I make trap house 2.0?

We're already doing that in az

that vaguely rings a bell

you guys need to write a book or something. or a wiki. i can't keep up with the animus lore. what happened to the Pastebin guy?

i dunno the video, i just know the phrase and like shouting things

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Guns that fire guns.

Wasn't paste in guy just kanra

animus lore... here you go

Our History proudly starts with the death of Drunky, who, while completely inebriated, fell off of the Eiffel Tower while he was getting head from a polish prostitute.
Down below, our future Supreme Leader, Nymph, was wandering the streets of Paris after receiving a fresh skullfucking in his left eyesocket from Yan. His brain was severely damaged causing hallucinations and a fascinating drop in his IQ.
Nymph stumbled upon the corpse of Drunky, and became instantly inspired by his death, promptly pulling down his pants and holding in his hands the precious final excrements of Drunky, which were magical and could talk.

Turd-chan whispered to Nymph.
"You must forge a new world order and bring about final peace to the planet."
"Okay." replied Nymph, who then boldly set out on his quest to conquer the entirety of civilization and the known world.
Nymph promptly sought out some psychopathic cunt and established that they would be his advisor. They agreed, believing Nymph would make a perfect figurehead for a form of government, and also being totally out of their fucking mind.
The new advisor handed Nymph a list of potential recruits to help establish our proud new body of government. He first set out to recruit Ui, whom was set in charge of all Military operations and made General of our mighty armies, and then Luka, whom was made Leader of Central Intelligence, carrying out all stealth operations in for the good of the Order.
With his military set in place, Nymph set forth and began his campaign, Turd-chan in hand.
His army swept over the gloves like a plague, able to easily triumph over nations with their brilliant strategy of never actually being taken seriously.
Soon, all the world was under the proud rule of his might iron fist. Nymph commanded "Bring me the biggest fucking Jew in the world." And a Robot was brought before him. "You are now my treasurer, spend the world's currency wisely and weave it all into one new form."
"Beep Boop."
Nymph's first decree as Supreme Leader was that Eva would be made to clean up all of his messes forever.
And we have since enjoyed an age of prosperity and peace under his wise and caring rule.

Guns that fire dicks at muzzies.
Literally killing them with haram.

Well that's just plain wrong. Also fun things are fun, fuck you Tsuchi.

Mine is fancy case hardened.
Fuckin' good luck with that bro.

When you get here there's gonna be tons of stuff to pick from.

you mean this outdated peace of hot trash?? pastebin.com/X68tVfsr

Yeh I should prolly wait tbh

nerdist.com/why-are-googles-neural-networks-making-these-brain-melting-images/

I AM SPEAKING PRAGMATICALLY, IGNORING ANY AND ALL "FUN".

Reminds me of how autistic Martin got making his lists of people and just stockpiling our information.

Shame he turned out to be a manipulative twat.

YES
the memories are all coming back now

I love how one is actually a polish tantel, and one is 3/4 galil with a tantel front trunion.
check this crush demil I plan to unbend.

That thing was never good or even approaching 1% comprehensiveness.

i always felt like the only one who was creeped out by Rac's shit

in what ways

*nuzzles tsuchi and passes out in his lap*

*nuzzles tsuchi and passes out in his lap*

it was a start

Get that gay shit out of here.

H-heyy

Test is the better girl ngl.

Tsuuuuchiiii pls

*nuzzle wuzzles you*

I bet he hasnt even swallowed tho

Apparently he used people's info when he got mad at them. Spreading shit around and whatnot.

He hates me because he thinks I cheated on Eddy with Snuffles. Most everyone says hes a literal retard at this point.

And no, most everyone found his shit creepy.

Good idea, there's lots to try.

A REAL MAN'S A WHEEL MAN TSUCHI.
IF ALL THOSE COCKSUCKERS ARE GONNA SIT THERE AND TELL ME HOW REVOLVERS ARE MORE PRACTICAL CARRY GUNS THAN AUTOS THEN I'MA TELL 'EM THE SAME APPLIES TO RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS.

...is it literally just folded over like that?
If so that's cheating.

My lap is currently occupied by a cat I can only assume is half drunk since it kept drinking whatever beer I would give him.

Going to be in game. Slow replies.

*Yawn

I wann be tsuchi's beer cat ;(

Same.

He's a good little feral shit.

Or anyone's pet kitty at this point.

Gawd I'm so lonely

I only take in big bear boys.

that's a demill, they sell them at apex that way.
check one of the 4 torched fals I plan to reweld at least 1 of.
I got taps to match both the galil and fal pattern, so the cut and boogered threads won't be too bad to repair.

who would've fucking thought.

i would love to know more about this.

Wear a chastity belt to protect yourself from maidens.

Thread sociopaths scare me.

Chastity belts are hawt especially when you mail them the key~

Like, holy knight protecting himself from bitches, not whatever kinky shit you're talking about.

Pleb

Sociopath is too scary of a word to apply to the spoilt children that gossip to internet friends when people ignore them.

I mean I know the torch cutting is demiling, but really just bending it over like that counts too? That seems wrong, that's way too easy to just bend back.
It's the torch cutting I'm amazed you're going to attempt to restore.

I die for the glory of the Holy Roman Empire.

Nini drunky

people have been rewelding for years, figured I'd start small before moving up to beltfeds.
behold my gun closet.

Do it.
Pack your suitcase with nothing but ravioli.

fucking furries

Idont own a suitcase and I make my raviolis from scratch

Night Maddie. Don't make stupid and rash decisions. You know better. Sleep tight.

I mean I remember Ian and Karl doing a built that required it when they welded their CETME L's back together, but meh.
Nice, I should get a safe.

I have literally nothing to lose so what's the difference?

All I ever suggest is to make questionable life choices.

Stability.
Maddie if I had a spare bedroom I'd tell you to do it for the lolz, but I can't guarantee your safety so you should wait until you can do that yourself.

I don't want to see you sucking dick for cash on Van Buren

I want to build a model l but I would fold and weld my own hk receiver.
my model c needs a cleanup, and paint to look more like a psl1, that cast aluminum receiver is just begging for it.

That cast aluminum is gross.

My snek keeps climbing up the side of his enclosure until he touches the ceiling and then topples over. Like 16 times in a row now

He faceplants every time

do I have a retarded snake?

How different is that to suggesting being a camgirl? It doesn't make any differencep. I just want to be listened to and my best friend doesnt even value my opinions anymore so I must be worthless at this point so fucki it

Holy shit, okay, tiger. Steam, discord, something? You need to talk.

I tried to get my sleep schedule on daytime but instead I slept for 24 hours

It doesn't magter

Drunky#1844

I think that's right.

I know, but the price was right, and the wood was pretty.

my iguana did this when she had eggs.
it happens even without a male, and they're supposed to absorb the eggs back into their system, but mine always laid them.

Male.
And not quite to breeding size.

post more cute miku pictures, wait... all miku pictures are cute.

How much?
The wood is nice, I agree.

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we thought mine was male for 2 years, until she started doing weird shit like throwing herself off the top of her enclosure, then she laid eggs.

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I uhh..
I know how to sex a snake. I've just never had one that compulsively gave itself concussions.

what the fuck dude...

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-hugs revy-

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