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YOU CUNT
(retoast)
I blame me co-workers. They were at it all day yesterday.
What manner of colored horse is that
Amy say hi to me
Lame work jokes are p rad tho tbh
I'm not cool but I'm gonna post anyway
I just don't really wanna start humping and dumping again
Vr has a lot of married women in it for some reason.
:(
Uh... a dead one?
Hey babe, what's new? ♥
Good point. It does make work a lot less shit.
cool people are cool
...
Interesting demographic..
I miss my old work husbando. We had a lot of ongoing ones and made everyone have a fun night. rip
Same, I like being single too much to even want to be in a relationship for a short time
zombi horse?
I've booked holidays off work next week. I'm staying in Krakow, and visiting Auschwitz and Birkenau.
Also I bought a Martin guitar. Solid mahogany. It arrives tomorrow.
Rolled 3, 2, 1, 1 + 6 = 13 (4d3)Whats up guise
your married to weed anyways
Dang, the only person I had an in-joke with recently has left. She was neat, too.
Or a ghost. Do ghosts bleed?
Getting in touch with your mum's inner Nazi?
Was that the one you liked?
We had a rosewood guitar. It's probably still around somewhere. Apparently it's expensive stuff.
Yes. I will be going in my grandfather's SS officer uniform. It will be a moment of pride for me.
Probably. I've had a crush on quite a few colleagues.
tsk tsk. shouldn't shit where you eat, Yams~
Weed doesn't bitch @ me
I guess they can bleed ghost blood
You can hit weed as much as you want
Can't become a problem if it never even starts, right?
Maybe that's what ectoplasm is. I wish I still talked to E.R.I.S.
I know rosewood is used for fingerboards and SOME back + sides. Don't think rosewood tops are a thing though.
But you should find it. Send it to me.
What state are you in ?
Its legal here
lmao if you want to get it started you'll need more confidence than that. Still wouldn't suggest it tho^~^
I'm not sending you a guitar worth more than my computer. I don't love even you that much.
Confidence is for people with something to be confident about.
It's probably not worth anything anyway since you probably keep it in lousy condition and the wood's all distorted by now.
wowsers :(
Yeah you're probably right. It's probably worth as much as my pug mug now.
When people stop joking about being my Valentine I'll stop joking about being forever alone.
This
Yeah I miss him
I remember way back before pony threads when he angery walltexted on /x/
Pennsylvania
I think it's more expensive if you buy it legally
E.R.I.S. never angry wall-texted. You're thinking of Aeris.
You have a mug shaped like a pug?
I can buy a candy bar for 10 bucks that will last me a week or more
Get a valentine!
Both of my grandfathers fought in WWII, they were imperials
No it just has a pug on it. But now I wish it was that thing you just said.
If she hadn't been joshing I'd have went for it tbh fam. Bad idea or no pretty is pretty.
Oh you were talking about the troll
I forgot you used to avatarfaf on /x/
Idk what this implies
Your tolerance is so low that it could keep you constantly high for a week?
I have heard edibles can have a stronger high but I haven't really tried them
Oh cool. I bet they were cute together.
Shoulda chased her down in the airport like in the movies ;3
They didn't meet until after WWII, one of them almost died, ended up living because the war ended.
...
I try my best not to build up a tolerance
Having a high tolerance must suck
We even had a pretend thing going. Ah, good times.
Aw, dang. That woulda been just enough faggy romantic shit that it might have worked.
I don't seem to gain tolerance easily
Staying high all week off of one candy bar seems extreme tho
I didn't even know u did weed drug so maybe it's just because you only get high like once every several months or something
Still tho
RIP :(
Do you still shitpost in /x/? I haven't been there much in a couple of years
yeah idk what to say lol
Don't be like that, I bet your face is beautiful.
Yeaaaahhh I'mma'nah go ahead and buy a few now if you don't mind...
HAIL LORD SATAN AND ALL HIS GLORY
Oh there you are
Very slow reply
You're actually going to?
This tbh
On brick from the bar will get me really high for like 5 hours
its a pretty big bar
...
How many Mumps exposure is equal to a cheerleader??
Nah. I post there less frequently than I post here.
Uhhh... shit, I ruined the mood. I'm the worst.
What happens if you eat ALL the weed bricks at once?
I would probably get paranoid
I don't know...
I want some cake
long earth is loooong
oh well ^^
I appreciate the comment, but unfortunately reality will have to disagree
I'd be very happy to have a beautiful face too but I guess we don't all win the genetic lottery
baaka it can't be as bad as you think
Thicc earth is honestly better
thiccccc n meaty
I blame all the Taylor Swift I've been listening to lately.
First things first, I'm the coolest.
Maddie's horny again
I'll get the hose.
...
Don't you even.
Oh shit, whaddup? How do you like yo steak? I like mine glazed in 3 pots of honey.
Ironically, your namesake.
swizzlesticks, huh..
I'm listening to white zombie radio.
Noooo.
I'm sleepy :(
I don't know the omnipresent bullying over it throughout my entire childhood probably suggested something
I think the days of me thinking 4chan is good enough to spend time on are over
I kind of want to move somewhere but idk how much I'd let desire for good weed things be a factor in where I choose to move
I'd feed u cake
earth girth
Never heard of it. Is it, like, hipsters pretending they know voodoo and making music about it?
I still shit post on /vg/ most days.
Nominally more acceptable.
So are we talking like Rocky Dennis fucked up or just Steve Buscemi disturbing to look at for more than a few minutes?
Gimme a New York strip, medium rare! ^o^
neither of those mean a great deal to me
I'd give myself a 4/10 personally, I'm not deformed, but I'm not exactly attractive either
It's early 90s like grunge metal. Rob Zombie's first band when he was cool.
I can't help it okay?
Should have seen this coming
PROOF
the food here sucks and the cost of living is higher
probably not worth moving here
i'm deformed but i'm least i'm not loafie
loafie post face
I mean, what is a new york strip?
Why did I ever marry?
Hi, cutie.
Weed is legal in Oregon; I could move there and die mysteriously in a hunting trip w/ Bebop
You could braid Loafies ass hair.
Rob Zombie's still kinda cool isn't he? His Halloween remake and sequel were fun.
I'm curious as to what will happen once someone finally gives Loafie e-dick
Just shoot him first.
...
e-herpes
Did loafie post face?
you bullies stop bullying me
We're holding out
Did someone say Loafie has an ass face?
Squash is the only one brave enough to go into that jungle.
My screen caps are better than your screen caps
Yeah, so stick your dick in it.
lmao That's a new one. How old is Drunky?
Also, good q~
Never seen those ones. I liked a couple of his other super edgy movies tbh tho. And the cartoon one!
I still prefer his work in White Zombie, and a few of his later solo singles.
I want to [spoiler]gently caress[/spoilers] Loafies face.
Mid 20's.
If I remember correctly, it's like a tender muscle? It's become my go-to when I'm at a steak place and actually feel like getting steak. I usually prefer white meat or chicken, but lately I've been getting more into steak. Dunno why. Maybe I'm preggo.
Fucking kill me
So I'm not even a cougar you douche x_x
Do you think about getting plastic surgery?
I'm allergic to gluten...
You're 27.
I'm 25.
Technically a cougar.
My screen caps aren't even caps I have made.
Also, I thought you were too fragile to concentrate on too many conversations?
preggo with a demon child born of pre-marital homogenous hifidelity I mean it isn't beyond the realms of truth.
WHITE IS RIGHT.
YOU FUCKING GOD DAMNED LITTLE SHIT
Sabrunzel confirmed for raped by a Kadabra.
The remake was a mostly faithful reimagining in a less wacky version of his style. The sequel is the standard Rob Zombie weirdness that also happens to be a sequel to Halloween.
That's cos ur a nerd
I probably would unironically make sure not to turn my back to him, just in case ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He said he's an e-virgin
Gluten free cake
Conversations concentrate on me ^^
WHERE?
2 year's ain't shit, m9
ooh I may have to check those out then. I didn't even watch any scary movies for Halloween last year lol
You could always just not go hunting with Bebop.
It's Factor Fission: Beyond Thunderdome.
Sabs's gf got her pregnant
Yes.
Rape.
what did he do with the spoons tho~
Utterly abhorrent.
Scary movies are.. difficult.
Concentrated Clorox.
Implying there was anything of real worth beyond THUNDERDOME.
SMH
Shaking My Haiti.
There are recipes on Google
He's my archenemy ever since he tried to doom Holla Forums so now I must defeat him in a contest of who can shoot the most animals
It's a shame we're not married because I want a divorce.
I always thought that movie was cute. It's the Temple of Doom of Mad Max movies. ^o^
It is a shame you aren't married to Elma, becasue I could be the divorce lawyer and make bank at the expense of your feelings.
But do you ever feel like you are riding triumphant on the Fury Road?
You know for some reason I am having trouble believing you can legally act as a lawyer.
This
Can't we work this out, bb?
It is a shame you aren't married to Elma, because that would be cute.
Only when I take the toll road and do 80mph in my little four-banger. It shakes and rattles and I feel like I could die in a firey explosion at any moment.
Want to make joke about suing Scoots for practicing without BAR certification
Don't know what Scoots does for a living
Is probably not a lawyer
Depends. Could you watch a scurry movie if I was in the room?
Hes gonna shoot people at a school instead of actual animals.
Well, yeah. I'd have you to hide behind. Or a pillow. I usually use a pillow lol
Elma is one of 3 people here I have loved and could love again.
./////.
Heh they'll have to catch me, i'll be half way to Panama before anyone realizes.
In one fl;ashing instance you are riding to Valhalla and see Immortan Joe and think... "Well, this is better than summer".
I am the CEO of Godel Systems.
I was sitting in the old thread for almost an hour before I realized there was a new thread
I usually make do by combining fear with one of the following:
1. an intense feeling of awe
2. a raging stiffy
elma
sabs
yourself
Technically humans are a kind of animal so I'd have to count it unless we established different rules beforehand
Well, she IS adorable.
Witness me!
*click*
Next think you know, I'm being wheeled into the municipal court to explain myself.
Retard.
Hmm.
Betrayal.
I am sure you can just say it was Jim Crow 1887 Steam Boat in the Mississippi incident precedent.
Okay, 4 people. And I still have strong feelings for 2 of them.
Ye
Now you know Bart's suffering
No one wants to be the guy who shot a monkey though.
ha ha
AROUND MOOGS, BEWARE THE GOOGS
lololol the look on the cat's fucking face
"angery" is my favorite part of that image
You know that'd be a good way to have the satisfaction of a divorce without the permanence of, you know, a divorce.
I can't help it okay??? ;~;
Very. I would be down for cuddles with Elmsly. And I don't even like cuddles.
No, it's not that. I just didn't want to say something lewd lol
Catch Scoot If You Can Could be the spark needed to set you and Elma's house ablaze once more.
That and be a funnel into my Cocaine and Ferret baiting addiction.
Would you believe me if I said it's because if the lewd scenes?
Yeah, me neither.
Ooh, there's a book deal in there somewhere.
thanks I appreciate it
no I haven't thought about it and I don't think I'd like to have it
OHHH THAT'S A HAND SHE'S HOLDING
I legit thought it was a lumpy tambourine.
That is the plan, when I am eventually tracked down by Archer and the ISIS team, slung in jail. I will have a copy ready for Penguin. Nice earner while I am in GITMO
I'd buy a copy fer sure, DooPaLooP.
Morning
In the hopes of finding the buried treasure?! NEVER!!!!
*mourning
Sabs and Sabs's Penis, right?
Nahhh
Dang it. Foiled again. I'll get you one of these days.
...is that what you're going by these days?
Always.
good morning desu
I think it would be pretty badass to take on a horde of ferocious monkeys
I don't speak British so I don't know what this means, but I agree
Kind of reminds me of Moogs' avatar, come to think of it
Hi cutie how u
Woafie
One day, I will slip up and reveal a clue. bUT UNTIL THEN. tHE GUMMY DAVID will remain lost
sleepy I jus woke up
I dont have work today so I get to sleep in
gonna roll with my brother here soon once my joints get a little less sore
what about you
...is that a real screenshot? There's no way, right?
Nah. Sabs's penis is a lot prettier than I am.
Pretty high
I'm diurnal right now so I woke up at like 7am :(
actually this is canon
pretty high for a white guy
ohayou bard
gonna get some snacku tomorrow I am PUMPED
My schedule wwas ruined the past few days
I've been going to sleep at 5 a.m and getting up at 1 but I got to stay up late and went to bed at 9 last night des
what time do you wake up at
What kind ofsnacks can you buy in bongland?
Aw man, I never got to see. Literally heartbroken right now.
This is several kinds of surprising.
That was a lot of words, Scoot.
Cuuute.
I usually just buy crackers and crisps desu with the occasional chocolate/sweet baked item
and no you don't need a license for any of those
...
I looks like Timothee Chalamet squeezed into a sausage.
This is why I am the Lawyer.
bloimey oi forgot me crisps loiscensce...............
A boy can dream, right~?
I can't believe she's a weeb. That just... wat.
This is the single funniest thing you've ever said.
lmao
i want amy to vocaroo that
Ausfags and Candians have the best snacks.
Actually, Mom...
My race is
ANIME
Got it?
I've been waking up at around 7am the past few days, lol
I miss being nocturnal
At least more things are open during the day for munchies tho
Vegemite is trash
That's why you're the judge and I'm the...law...talkin' guy...
That's cute too.
Is it weird that I'm genuinely happy for Harley when I see her and Ivy shipped?
Do NOT pet
I don't remember where I left my mic. :///
your slam
is not
GRAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY BANGING MENTAL THIS LAD
the irony is japs would hate Kim Kardashian because she's black.
settle for a terrible other version vocaroo.com
DA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
-drained-
bye...
How are u going to be a lawyer if u couldn't even defend ur Slam™
Byebye
baibai
Nope! ♥
Baba Booey
...
I member your "amy smells like biscuits" one. Ahh, memories^^
rip vocaroo wizard
what is good?
gomen
Oh. Well good, because I am. ♥
Back when blood tributes were the in thing. ;^)
Sometimes all ya need is two!
I'm gonna have baked salmon for dinner. :3
Lol when the blood tribute thing became mainstream
Epic
I read the address as breitbart.com/recipe-two-exactly-chocolate-cupcakes/ and was pretty confused
Thank fuck. Was worried it was just me.
I still miss that folder.
Cute recipes are cute^^
I don't get the reference
I yam what I yam.
Blood fetishism is my thing Elma get your own.
They'd be vanilla cupcakes.
Everyone's so cute today. I love it!
Eats me spinach!
gimme
Amy do u like Menhera-chan
Breitbart is the news site for stories like these.
I yam what I yam wit' me valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about 2 minutes
...nah I don't remember the rest of the words.
I do now I can tell ya that much.
D: -tries to follow you-
I'm suffering.........
Have u tried melting down less ???
She has a lot of good art and stuff
It's a whole trend in Japan
who dis
I mean I got to try it last year and it was okay but better on paper. I think she was too scared to do it right but idk.
You're contagious!!
huh. never heard of it.
???
who r u
i am too much of a liberal soyboy cuck to not cry at every chance i get
*rubs your head* feel better ;~ ;
be nice to him........
This is my new favourite thing. Thanks for the tip.
I take it you were the one being operated on?
...........
Thanks Bard....
hehe don't be shy
we have some other nice danes here too
Yiss.
Poor subby boi
I'm just asking who he is lol
Do you know him?
I figured you'd like it ^^
Hopefully the manga will one day get an anime adaptation
-huggu- :3
I have work tomorrow. A nice Fir 10am til Saturday 4pm shift.
Later nerds.
uhh hduhh
all the Cool kids love Ceras
See you scooty
Mine! ^o^
I'm Yammy the sailor man!
I post on Infinity Chan!
I act like a baddie
But I'd cuddle Maddie
I'm Yammy the sailor man!
*toot toot*
*squissssssssssh*
Yeah... I dunno if I could properly hurt someone I'm quite fond of. Phooey.
That would be kind of hilarious to be honest.
That was amazing. I gotta save that somewhere.
*squish*
Being burned was more exciting and less messy anyway ;3
Okay which one of you retards is shitposting in Aggy Diggy?
But the mess and violence of blood-play is what makes it so appealing...
I mean this as a serious question
if one was engaged in blood play
Would they use blood to paint their face or is that something that's not norml
I have input on this is Bard is willing to acknowledge my presence
Mmnf.. oh you~
Maybe. idk.
If*
prolly not if you're not gonna link me
If you do paint your face
Would it be okay to do that with period blood
...
That is entirely a possibility but it'd depend on what the parties involved were into.
Look what you've done; I'm all fidgety now.
Is it still blood play if you use strawberry syrup and lick it off each other?
...
Fucking wuss.
I know the feeling :p
That would just be food play^^
I'm fairly sure that's a different (but possibly related?) fetish.
Fetish 101 up in here. This is fun
I AM a wuss. It's why I wax instead of shave and don't have tats or piercings. A light breeze maks
Don't want to go to doctor tomorrow.....
My head hurts...........
*makes me say "owie"
Neat.
No not usually. In my experience blood play is more about the intensity in the act of laceration. The blood serves as a physical reminder to the brain that your body (or theirs, depends on the night.) Is being harmed. It's not like you're splashing around in it.
stop putting it off you'll feel better once you get it fixed : )
If you have an appointment you should rest as much as you can beforehand. Doctors visits are strenuous :(
I hope you have a suggestion as to how I can regain composure.
Yeah funnily enough I don't really have that issue.
I've never been into violent sexual play or blood play So I cant really get it
The other day I was messing with a cut and it got to bleeding and I watched it for a while as it beadded up into a small pool and watched it run down in lines and I kinda got to thinking that maybe it was because it was like paint
Sit in my lap.
...
...
I just realised I've been listening to the same song over over again for about 45 minutes now. Holy shit my ADD is cured!
...
Painting with blood has been around forEVER. "Warpaint" was conceived as a conceot from the intimidation a primal warrior would instill when they returned from battle covered in their enemies blood.
I'm sure someone has that particular fetish, but my rather lengthy take on it can be summarized to feelings of intensity, mortality, trust, pleasure and sometimes, fear.
omg that image got rekt
It's big time trust thing for me at least.
then that stinging pain is mmnf
what song is it de geso
huh
so if it's more the pain are you into wax or burnpplay?
all of the above.
Careful, dollface. We might go full retard~ ♥
"Where the Ancient Laurel Grows" by Sopor Æternus.
I'm into bardplay
You're the best one to go retard with tho.
Indeed. I wonder if I've still got my tools...
i'm gonna run a plane on that forehead
I am furrowed
Only because you make it so easy to get lost in the fantasy.
i hate you ery
What's that mean, bb?
hwwooo
Sleep nice......
Who are these Europeans
r we being raided
UK isn't part of Europe anymore so I'm not talking about the UK posters
You are very sexy and I find that incredibly immersive. Easy to go full retard if it just feels "right".
I never did that.......
Stop lying.........
*raids u anyway tbh*
you are improving my life
Hmm. I see^^ I mean it still feels right it was just the distance thing ;3
I'm kidding :3 -hugs tightly-
You're cute
>//
borb you should furrow thy brows as well
Hello sir from what dinminsional plane do u hale from
m’animus
Genuinely if not for the terrible precedent set by other posters and especially by myself I'd be suggesting full retard on the reg.
Haj..........
What did he mean by this?
Who is this
10x?
-turns on my Penis Shield 9000™-
That came out pffffft haha gayer than I'd intended.
Which precedent might that be?
(don't understand)
Everyone sucks in E-bed
hungryyyyyyy
the browzone and you're going to be assimilated
...
Maybe make pancakes?
I'm can be bad for your health.
scrub
the meaning is secret
hi erio
It's only gay if we're both identifying as the same gender
-pers ur eyebrow-
Oh it is
How're you? ^^
That's cause e-sex is stupid.
Health is overrated bb, we know this.
Then get me in your real bed
^^^^^
-Maddie c.Yesterday
Mental illness is no laughing matter. Heh. Get it?
Hi Mandy
AND I MISSED IT??
OH SNAP
ok ok, but youknow for like entertainment purposes
#IWASONLYPRETENDINGTOBERETARDED
I don't get it.
Lol
Esex is pretty boring but you do it anyways
I ain't a nerd but a nuts a nut
Shut up and kiss me.
Y'know I don't think I've got a single reply from that Cynic guy. I bet I killed his wife or something.
Anyone wanna suck my E-penis ?
Its huge
I’m good how have u been?
hi maddiiieee
most ppl grow out of it I think
Aww, got me all feeling special.
you are a nerd, nerd.
*blushes and kisses you gently*
You don't remember me, huh Amy?
It's cool. You and I never really talked anyway.
I always thought you were ~uguu~
I am Akemi Homura. Ask me anything.
Hello Versace Lightsabers.
Loafie
Pretty high
I got a dank ass Tamagotchi
ok but who were u B E F O R E
Treecko
I'm game.
I think the 30 plus people grew into it
no
do it then faggot
Give me twenty minutes and I can have you feeling ecstatic
MOM, MADDIES CALLING ME NAMES!
I'm just meme-ing, I think someone linked this board somewhere
My opinion is "maybe eventually if the whim strikes me"
:O NOO
Does this mean we're married now?
I don't remember anybody by that name, no...
But that's gay.
DRUNKY STARTED IT
how’s your day been?
tamagotchi were fun I had one for digimon too
that’s so much worse
Does it?
You can get all the money cause I'll cook you good food everyday. Deal? Deal.
It's okay/10. how's it been?
WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT IMAGE IN RESPONSE?
Maybe helps?
It was set up for something else but then i forgot
I want to not believe you.
Degenerate sinner.
Before what exactly? My identity has always been the same.
Gonna buy me a two-four of beer??
Well that escalated quickly. Not sure I've seen you most much lewd before.
Wait what?
Its a solid never for me.
You put yourself in this position.
Its not my problem if it makes you a fag or not
Yet its a thing
~
For special occasions there is my rarely used subfolder of Marian lewd images.
I'll tilde right on ur face, nerd.
Not to ruin the ambiguity but my kokoro is going full doki doki.
Well I never knew you were such a deviant. And you be nice to my drunky!
Yeah I got a color one, pretty good with weed
Pic of my current son
A cute subby boi who likes roleplaying as anime girls probably
Idk he seems a bit fun
It's cool. I've gotta go clean my house anyway. It's not like my feelings are hurt or anything.
Bye faggots.
Hrmm... *rigorous pondering ensues*
You heartless monster!
I HAVE ADHD OKAY JESUS I'M SORRY FOR BEING FAULTY ;~;
yummy ;3
Were you not here when we were talking about fetishes and stuff?
Make me.
Homora......
It's cool.
And if it helps: I was the Other Gnomes
rip gnomey
I think Ceras is the most kawaii of these random new people
Ok actually gone now bi
Urge to earn a small fortune is steadily increasing.
I’ve been well~ playin any new game s recently or anything fun?
everyday, gods light, blahblahblah
hes a cute chubby little green birb
squeeee
no ur bi
He has thick black ass hair.
Pop open your mouth and start doing what you came here for.
Every day my mom gets crazier and crazier and it makes me sad to see what she's become
No I just popped in for a minute on my phone house sitting. Fun times. Why, are you shameless, and unapologetically decadent?
Thanks........
...
Drunky has gone full bi? Now is my time to make my move.
It would maybe be worth.
idk
just a lot of no man's sky and trying to save moolah. same old.
I mean. I don't know about shameless and unapologetic, but...
His dad was some kind of plant creature that I bred his mom with
He's the fifth generation in this family line
Is this confirmed? Why would a male just go on the internet and take an ass pic without shaving
-kisses the top of your head- :3
What did you do today?
Apparently
I'm still waiting.
Now, now. If I could refrain from being a twat it could totally be worth.
*pops shotgun into mouth and BAM!*
*hug*
We love you for what it's worth.
Its confirmed.
Finally
This is what I needed
a little curt in my life
Yeah, don't do that~
:)
Oh? So you enjoy raunchy things while being bright red and shameful?
Oh man I forgot I put that many 30s I'm that little cooler lol.
Except for drunky, he's lame
Anybody wearing a fur shoot gets a lead pill.
WELL IDK YOULL HAVE TO FIND OUT
AFTER THESE MESSAGES
...
...
you can make up for it... elsewhere~
After these messages from our sponsors, Clorox bleach?
Finally
I still don't understand how this thread thinks this would be a viable way to become an hero. It's probably even less likely to work than a soak in the tub with your wrists slashed open. If you even manage to swallow any bleach (which, by the way, is near impossible already) you would throw it up faster than you could drink it and you'd achieve nothing but a lot of pain and embarrassment.
It's weird how often this kind of knowledge ends up relevant.
that's why draino would work better: more active ingredients ;3
I hope you don't mean with dick size because... oh jeez...
If you could keep bleach down it'd work. It's not a case of not being deadly enough it's the fact your body will never let you get that much in your body. It hurts in your mouth, hurts going down your throat, hurts in your stomach and hurts when it comes back up.
I played games and read about financial fraud....
Was a boring day, maybe will buy candy tomorrow.
I fucking hate doing pixel art trees. Holy shit this is so boring.
I guess the whim probably won't strike me then
That's a good plan; that gives you something to look forward to tomorrow, too ^^
I hope your appointment will go well ♥
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hEWWOOOOO??????????????????
Thread so dead even I wouldn't fuck it.
Holla Forums is my eternal husband
Not even death can separate us
hewwo I am here
HEWWO
how u
mr.obama?
am suppose to be sleepin
Ceras come back
Why tho
Have to get up for work later?
Go to bed if so
back!
oh nah I quit overnights, might be getting a better job if I get my shit together.
Also how are you doin? I haven't been able to talk to you much lately
Shins!
where were we bb?
On one hand we were discussing how I could make up for past ass-hattery and on the other the feasibility to suicide by Clorox.
You should definitely work on that; you seem pretty unhappy about your current job in general ^^
I'm good
You can message me on Discord; my status is just on Away all the time so no one can be sure I'm there until I reply
well pls dont do the first thing with the 2nd thing
I promise you I am long past that frame of mind. ♥
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that makes me happy, Yams
yams name makes me happy to see
I'm gonna try to get some shut eye now but I'll be around tomorrow while I do gamedev.
It's been a blast.
awwe. nini
hmu sometime~
*sigh*
I mostly don't start convos with people on Discord
Except for a few people who I randomly send memes and stuff and sometimes it turns into a convo
Who's ur favorite Sanrio character
Sleep well, cute colored horse
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probably badtzu maru or pochacco, though hello kitty is a fav as well
honestly starting sanrio folders would be pretty cute,
but I gotta get scoots his sailor mars before he strings me up
*sips from hello kitty glass*
Nice, Wish wasn't weeb enough to be able to answer that question
And yeah Hello Kitty is obviously good
Kuromi is my waifu
Yeah the more I think about it, the more I can agree pochacco is my fav.
Kuromi is good too! everyone I've ever met who likes cinnamoroll is evil
Cinnamoroll is cute tho
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Ever heard of entropy, Kuromi?
I'm not super familiar with him but he seems kawaii
In what way, Sinnimon roll? :3
I haven't actually met a lot of people who like Sanrio stuff
Or at least not who talk about it
-pets u-
[purring intenifies]
Then again, I wouldn't have recognized most of Sanrio's characters until recently
when u S M O N K cat nipp
😎👌
ah my absolute head
sorry was getting dinner,
and idk it's like they're vile, like the last person I talked to thought that people in wheel chairs were going to hell cause they couldn't kneel to pray
Is there something weird about cinnamoroll's character that I don't know about? Seems weird that specifically people like that end up liking him
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I don't know dude! it just always happen.
bad vibes in the cinamoroll
yay cat smonks
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