International womens day

I bicycle too

needa bit of tuning up as well now that you mention it

you ride it much or is it just hanging around?

for me it is my main transport

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i havent recently, it has gear issues atm, it is a nice model, carbon fibre disc brakes niiice

oof

Nice

it's a shame it's out of commission : /

how's the ability to bike around England? d they got bike alnes and stuff?

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Word around the office is you've got a fat cock.

Yes I....do......

Cycling is pretty serious business here, but it isnt as good as on the continent which makes me sad.
Yeeeeah deffo needs fixing so I can add more dimensions to workouts.

A picture of me sucking my own dick while a loli hinds in a shoe and my friend fingers herself.

furrowed

furrowed

I don't feel like saying the rest

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it's 'kay this was a pretty solid back and forth already

two fat cocks

some oil...

youtube.com/watch?v=ne0GggjOTCQ

an oiled trapp ass

are you an anime

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Crazy how a nigga do that

i'm a hardblush furry

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This is my favourite yuri

i wish I could be ichigo getting aggresiveley teased by 02

The true suffering

Don't pull ya thang out unless you plan to bang

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Dj please
pick up your phone
I'm on the request line

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orning hu

Did you have a nice day at work?

-is not ready to lose another kitty- v.v

short and eh.
Hope you're well

better than a day that's long and eh

I'm doing okies
bedtime soon I think :3

I mad.

-hugs-

-hopes ur ok-

tfw pEEGirl's voice acting inspired scootsy to watch E7

also btw i am great at voice acting i just VA'd an entire yuru yuri episode LIVE

-pat pat-

Inspired... But i think i will be disappointed when they cannot measure up

I take it no men are in the episode.

a good point

theres one dad who says a short line

They are too deadpan, where is the energy? kai brought the energy

-is not. His kitty is refusing to eat, and vomiting when he does. Has hyperthyroidism, which is bad for kitties. Is trying to get him into the vet today, but there's probably not much that can be done.-

Poorly kitty! Sonata is doing their best! pet the kitty!

i am the BESTEST

:c
sorry 2 hear
-hopes you and your kit feel better.-

This is undenieable. A true MVP.

Aww..

nighty night

dont let the fleas bite

Sleep tight

So I installed an xp virtual machine so I could play multiple decade and a half old popcap games at one time to waste my time in the most agressively retarded way possible

i wuv peggwle :3

who wants to help crowdfund a lolita dress >:3

They don't run on modern Windows versions?
Damn good games though

(you can still play peggle on windows 10 im not sure what squiddy thinkin :3)

Last time I installed a VM to play an old game that didn't even run on Windows XP, I ended up wasting 4 hours installing Windows 98, only then to realise the shit actually ran perfectly in Wine.
Felt like a goddamn idiot

They do but I then they pause if they lose focus and there's no way to get around it without a fucking VM apparantly.

XP is just easier because xp modo and not needing to go find a working version of windows

Huh, sounds odd.
Wine through WSL when? :3

wsl?

windows-subsystem for linux.
Was previously known as Bash on Windows I think.
It would probably bring better legacy compatibility to Windows 10 than what it got already

I mean, I've never needed to use wine, but isn't it just a bunch of libraries to run something that shouldn't run?

I specifically needed a VM so the game's OS would consistnently be telling it it's the in-focus window, dunno how wine would help there.

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Good evening.

You can probably play other games just fine~
Wine is just a program like any other. If it's in focus, then whatever runs in wine is handled by wine. But yeah, it's just a collection of libraries that tricks the application into thinking it's actually running on a Windows system. It's kind of like an emulator, but with much less overhead than an actual emulator, and it allows you to use your GPU for rendering as well, something a VM won't, unless you use GPU-passthrough, rendering it unusable on the host system I think?

so 'yes' would have sufficed

hi fgt

That man is a poor meme

yes :3

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WTF is this board?

What's up nerd?

It ain't complicated m8

youtube.com/watch?v=tv6ySRXFSUA

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Donald Duck throw "you" in some girl.gif

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At least it wasn't hamburger

??

Object which DD throw

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youtube.com/watch?v=BKtBIuSeY5s

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Is make everything better

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good afternoon lads

I am here to bless you ALL with my presence

hereafter I am BLESSED

S@@t @p @@@fi@

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So about those cookies

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If you would send me shipping monies you could HAVE THEM

How much would that be?

I'unno

A breeder is a Muslim right?

Bard told me on Discord that you're not going to be my friend anymore, is that true?

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How does filtering work? How do I do it?

I've not heard it used in that context before
From my understanding, breeder as a slang term (as I used it) is a person who procreates, especially someone who does so very irresponsibly, and thereby is an irresponsible parent, with poor parenting skills

That's harsh, I need to calm down for a moment, brb

Okay, we figured it out.
So bacon peanutbutter cookies right?

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I'm not usually this critical of people I only make contact with for less than a minute but this cunt almost hospitalised me so I think it's justified here

It's not true because you were never my friend.

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Goodnight

by by

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You're a saint.
I'm from the hood and I would had went off!!!!!!!

...what
so you're going to choose him over me.

You were never even a choice.

So you don't want to talk to me anymore?

I wouldn't think I'm a saint of any kind desu
I'm just good at controlling my anger, too much so some people I've told me

*I've had people tell me

🤔

Can you teach me how to control my RAGE too?

Yan doesn't want to be my friend anymore to please Bard

I noticed

I don't accept ultimatums, so I just play the hard mode of talking to you and yet being on tenuously good terms with Bart at the same time

This blows I miss being friends with Bard so much.

No you're fat

It is a real shame that Matsuri never ate Yuzu's muff.

lol

I miss believing I wouldn't have to deal with Kindergarten-level manipulation attempts in adulthood, tbh

The manga isn't over yet

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I can't believe you're ending our friendship for a spice addicted retard.

She will someday.

Why would Bard do that to you?

Then there is still hope for the Mei/Yuzu/Matsuri rug munch threesome DELETION at the Super Dome this SUNDAY sunday sunday.

I'm sorry I don't know how, I've just been always especially good at it
perhaps being able to observe what an anger-based thought that you have is would be a good start

Soon.tm

You were never my friend.
You don't treat me like a friend, you don't value me as one, you don't talk to me outside of threads, I could go on.

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Ultimately because he's selfish like the rest of us and there are no heroes

Dude what

Idk the manga is in a weird place right now because of Mei's dumb choices; hopefully Mei will just be sent to trash and we'll get Yuzu x Matsuri OTP

Mei really is a troubled slut then. It cannot be helped.

Just tell me, stop beating around my bush.

How do you say Darling in katakana?

you lied to me and said we're brother and sister...

I guess I'll leave Yan and Bard alone....

Merely the symptom of an alienated mind to which I cannot be held accountable.

ダーリング

I'm sorry I wish I could be more helpful but I don't know how I am as good at controlling my anger as I am
Is there perhaps a single aspect of it that you have difficulty with?

Do you want to continue talking to me?

Daaringu

kek

Have you ever blown up at anyone here?

I just get angry at nothing...
It just happens...

I don't see the point, but I will humor you as you've continued to do for me.

-Pinchu-

Can't tell if it's just memeing or what is going on

no I haven't blown up at anyone, and I think overall I get sadder at situations I'm discontent with more so than angry, but the anger still exists
If you're that prone to anger you may have a psychological condition, and I'd advise speaking to a professional about it (i.e. someone other than myself)
good luck my friend I believe in you

I hope you die

ow!

don't write so much

I'm sorry would you rather I condensed it into shorter sentences
but a few days ago weren't you complaining that people never sent you long paragraph replies

It's the arranged marriage

It was obvious it would be a major problem eventually, but it wouldn't be a problem if Mei was a person from the normal world because she'd just be like "no lol fuck that"

How are you? Did you eat yet today?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

every time somebody complains about a "Long" post I'm tempted to sit here and CTRL+V the Christian Bible.

Who's long posting?

Nobody. That's why I'm tempted to do it.

You want long, I'll show you fucking long.

Hi, dogfriend

L

O

O

N

G

let's remain civil please

lmao

Back to lurking now. I actually have stuff to do today.

Only people that really long post anymore are BC and Bard.
And I've had BC filtered for like 4 months now.

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I will someday. Thanks.

Mei is a THOT and deserves the unhappy marriage and life that will be her eventual suicide and/or homocide.
She could of had it all, rolling in the deep.

No I wasn't. I would never complain about that.

You see how Erio writes to me? Short and to the point.

I ate um, eggs and a cheese drill ^^

Go die with Bard

hentaihaven.org/nee-shiyo-episode-1/

Oh noooo

You do not do, you do not do
Any more, black shoe
In which I have lived like a foot
For thirty years, poor and white,
Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.
Daddy, I have had to kill you.
You died before I had time—
Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,
Ghastly statue with one gray toe
Big as a Frisco seal
And a head in the freakish Atlantic
Where it pours bean green over blue
In the waters off the beautiful Nauset.
I used to pray to recover you.
Ach, du.
In the German tongue, in the Polish town
Scraped flat by the roller
Of wars, wars, wars.
But the name of the town is common.
My Polack friend
Says there are a dozen or two.
So I never could tell where you
Put your foot, your root,
I never could talk to you.
The tongue stuck in my jaw.
It stuck in a barb wire snare.
Ich, ich, ich, ich,
I could hardly speak.
I thought every German was you.
And the language obscene
An engine, an engine,
Chuffing me off like a Jew.
A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen.
I began to talk like a Jew.
I think I may well be a Jew.
The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna
Are not very pure or true.
With my gypsy ancestress and my weird luck
And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack
I may be a bit of a Jew.
I have always been scared of you,
With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
And your neat mustache
And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You——
Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.
You stand at the blackboard, daddy,
In the picture I have of you,
A cleft in your chin instead of your foot
But no less a devil for that, no not
Any less the black man who
Bit my pretty red heart in two.
I was ten when they buried you.
At twenty I tried to die
And get back, back, back to you.
I thought even the bones would do.
But they pulled me out of the sack,
And they stuck me together with glue.

PRAISE THE LORD

Amen

I haven't blown up because I'm more prone to sadness than anger
you should speak to a professional because you may have a medical issue
good luck my friend I believe in you

I can't watch that on my laptop.

The Bible doesn't apply to me. I am above it.

im doing too much atm, ima just go

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Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the **ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are **ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.

Memes aside I kind of hope she just stops being a retard

Matsuri x Harumin OTP is good; Matsuri don't need no Yuzu

Good ^^

Don't forget to poop

I'm only going to talk to you from now on

Humans don't have alpha males.
Neither do wolves.

I cannot believe ive been betrayed

Same, I like the idea of YuzuXmei and matsuriXharumin.
Harumin is a good girl

goodbye stay safe :3

Stupid shitty little sister.

talking to too many people at once drains me

i know

I understand
if you need to go, then go, don't feel obligated to reply to me

Bye

Okay I really have to be actually doing things now. Later

i hate being an introvert

You could just like, add me on Discord

Good tiddies

I can't post Asakura on discord

Well I don't feel like posting, bye :3

okay srsly bye

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Nevermind, I just needed to smonk more weed

My favorite bible verse is 2nd Thessalonians 2:4

It really presents how the ideal individual should be, imo

I'm sorry...I think I still need to fix myself...
I'll see you later...

Don't

-hugs tightly- It's okay :3

Really though, I don't feel like posting as much recently, so that's just the best place to reach me if I'm ever not around for a while and you want to talk to me

Idk though, my posting habits are kind of unpredictable

I said that just now, but tomorrow I might shitpost for 12 hours straight

I might shitpost for 12 hours straight RIGHT NOW, even

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WHERES MY SHECHUAN SAUCE REE REE IM PICKLE REE REE

2 be fair, u have to have a pretty high IQ to understand the poopy butt dimension (real rick and mortimer location)

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This truly is THE BOSS BABY - THE PHANTOM PAIN

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The SUPREME INFANT

I'm vaping

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vamping weed drug??

Wanna vape with me?

No ofk, electric cigarette

Oh

Maybe I should try that since I like nicotine but not shitting in my lungs w/ shit that paralyzes them from being able to clean the shit

but isn't that 4 gays????? :o

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That was gay coming out

no ur a gay coming out

"I vape" = "I'm a gay coming out"

ow...
and i forgot your numbers...

Daiakuma#8938

HAHAHAHA im not gay, but wait till my boyfriend hears that he IS gay, dick sucking fagg

I DID MY MUGI, AND I WANT OUT

Good Slipknot meme

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rock music worships satan

Same tbh

don't worship satan please it's not good

best starter

Worship my ass

Good vine sex

no thank you I only worship the asses of people who I trust

rthtrby.blogspot.com/.

youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM

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Not literally, you're still a way off from earning that

Mugi is a fucking sociopath.

Damn I don't know if I should make another discord....

You have one, ho

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Shooting guns just like it's heroin

then what are you suggesting

#1 k-on

Does anyone have that one pic of the boy asleep at his desk and he's dreaming about being a trap and getting lewded by a banana or a carrot or something

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Gross

I only said that to mess with Yan because Bard blocked him no discord and I want to pretend like I have him on discord, you know

I love Ui-chan, she's my favorite sociopath

That subby bois need to know their place

u have anti-bebop sentiments?

Whatever silly

Blood-chan look what I found on the tumblr

I don't really have an opinion

he doesn't exit here anymore anyways.

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That's just what he wants you to believe

Well I better believe it then.

I'm a subby boi and know my place
what's the problem here

I guess that's the safe option; who knows what he'll do otherwise

ur face

Nothing that means anything

Ah okay...

WHAT... no way... I want it ...

Tsumugi desu~

what's wrong with my face :(

Post it

I bet he has a beard

no thank you I am very insecure about it
I'll answer that question - extreme ugliness is what is wrong with my face

Safe bet if his ass was any indicator

He showed his ass ?

please don't talk about my ass

Nothing really mattress

newchic.com/wallets-3611/p-1191567.html

They're wallets tho, not phone cases

Still cute tho

I'm just shitposting :3 -pets your hair-

Hail Satan

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Hail Satan!

hi

ay gurl how u

It was awful

lol sup sxc

Also I dumped my trap

lol

I kinda feel bad about it

thanks you're a nice person

there is nothing wrong with my ass it's no different to that of anyone else please stop talking about it
why after that day did you feel the need to only speak rudely to me I really do not appreciate it
You're a good person you don't need to act the way you do towards me

Show me it

Good going. Traps are terrible

I've shown you nothing but kindness and respect why can't you return it to me

That was quick, Ban.

Smonking weed drug and shitt posting

u?

It happens

Would have been meaner to stay in a relationship you weren't interested in

I'm too nice to new people; sometimes they get mad at me for making them cum

Sent

a lot of the times

I got nudes and stuff before leaving

They started saying they loved me and stuff though

I'll probably keep them on the side still tbh

As a VR fuccbuddy?

After like one day??

damn

nm
into a food coma, slipping away...
ate a like a pig, still hangry... wat do

that won't be a problem, and as you may able to see, I am in a bit of a predicament with the opposite situation

please don't ignore me

Thots

can someone explain how ive spent the last 30 mins listening to anime speed metal.

...this is what i get for lurking isnt it

Well I play other games with them too.

Apparently I was making them not like girls anymore and turning full gay

Fuck off and die

Sounds like they have no idea what's what.

I suppose I could consider that to be progress

Continue eating I guess

What do you mean? Domming them still ideally involves them cumming

It's hotter that way

Why did you say "tbh" as if there was a problem with that? That's completely normal

Yaaay

Debian.

cant seem to pack on the pounds... seems to be a waste of resources

Look alive, sunshine.

xubuntu

idk

They got attached way to fast

I don't like that

makes me want out

I pretty much just said I wanted to be friends

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Yams and Yan aren't the same person ? ? ? ?

Nope, nope nope nope nope nope

Hello. How've you been?

Ban pls

RIP the "Okay Slam™" meme

2018-2018

The plus side is that you can eat all you want and not get fat

-huggu- ♥

How're u

Yeah, sounds like it's best to make that clear if you want to avoid further drama

Maybe just get into relationships more slowly in the future

Lolis vs Comfy

should make pancakes now...

Ben, Ban, Yan, and Yams

fine fine

windows mobile 4.0 master race

I'm really rather well, thanks. And you?

Rolled 2 (1d2)1. Yuru Colors
2. Mitsuboshi Camp

Woah, dude, that blew my mind.

Sup Amy?

Exactly. That's a huge redflag lol

I'm a fan of being denied that myself desu

Why are you eating like someone who has smonked weed

That's good ^^

I'm pretty high

Have you ever avatared as a pony? You're a pony but idk if I ever saw u post one

Ye

same

I mean I knew it was fast

I just didn't care enough to stop it

Doing well enough I suppose. Keeping busy. 'Sup with you?

I did for about a month before I joined animu.

What's new with you?

skipped dinner and bfast and elected sleep instead... slept for like 14 hours

I pretty much always start feeling trapped

I think I need an open relationship so I can do whatever I want

Time to start, alivedrochi

Guess who's going to Auschwitz

nm just chillin. Got a short shift at work cause of this snow. We're at like 16 inches and it's still coming down lol

Nothing :(

Scootaloo?

*childish snickering*

No ones ever been that much of a fit for me.

no it's me

I'm pilgriming to the site of my ancestor's glory

For what purpose???

womp womp. maybe you should stop looking for them in VR :p

Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something

You don't ever like cumming, even if you've been denied it for hours? SUPER subby

Yeah, I used to do the same thing a lot

No one posts the colored horses anymore :(

I guess it's normal and natural that you're really hungry then

A very dirty mind.

oooh. that was a reach at best, Amy~

I have a couple coloured horses in this folder if that counts?

new thread for cool people

I blame me co-workers. They were at it all day yesterday.

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