never forget, that creamy goodness and the phone calls near the radiator: remember? do tell
PISTOL whip
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yes, the the duck sells, on the side of the newspaper plaza without the modern gunshot reality. good times of the fake world
love that memory
first
what was this thread
its snowing sonataaaa make it stahhhp!
Why is your tummy hurting?
what the fuck is happening in this thread
Training)
Where the fuck you was? I blow up Mouse 2 hours ago
people blowin' bubbles in their milk
Whore
someone posted foot lettuce while I was away and I missed it
I'm mad
You throw up from exercising? Weak
Hello friends!
please don't ignore me and continue this conversation blood-chan
Blood chan
Ignore loafie
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
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Lol, no, i'm do it thru pain
please don't say that
Don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened
hello friend
I needed that bro
cheers bro
Nuh-uh.
Whores get paid.
If only we'd drank the milk instead of playing with it, our bones wouldn't be so brittle! ;___;
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How ya doin!
Damn son
time to ranch it up
pretty good
I'd give today a 7/10
needs more money
cheers bro I'll drink to that
Same!!
more money is always good
Gosh darn it!
Woah, lewd
moar!!!!!
you can NEVER have too much money
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I wanna blow up something
goodnight my friends
Good night, Loafie
both of you stop right there
Goodmorning Sinni-kun
where did I ignore you?
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are we posting hardcore elsanna porn now
:c
BARD STOP WHILE YOU CAN
o-oh....
Explain in detail why you're in pain.
awh man...
Muscle hurt
NON STOP
it is too late
0.0 -didn't snew here much. Wonders if he can borrow some of yours?-
Someone didn't check the filename. There's nothing lewd about a platonic hug, prevert.
Reported.
Explain in detail as to why your muscles hurt
Take it all...
I have to work in this, please kill me
I was going to post that one
also, I made you post InCase
My life's goal is achieved and I can die now.
Stomach muscle hurt because i trained them pretty hard
What one? There's nothing lewd about Anna taking a nap on flesh-colored, tube-shaped pillows. Perv.
don't play dumb with me you sinner
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I am currently setting up my back up computer.
What up, you fucking whore.
-wraps you up in your warm winter parka and snugs you so you are warm-
trump has the confidence of a man with a two foot cock
absolute madman
asdhfaosihgeiguh
Stop being cute
I ain't playin'!
Procrastinating big time. I gotta buckle down soon. -__-
Wassa madder, Maddie?
Someone shoulg give me a two foot cock.
it'd be more managable than my 4 foot dick
N-no! >///<
Nothing! Just.. how did she get into that by herself?
Eat spinach, it'll help with the soreness.
im not a liberal... I wear dressy clothes now..
If you don't, I'll tie you to like that there first time I see you.
Maybe that's her magic princess power.
Or she's a gift from someone else, and they did the wrapping.
Yeah, who needs breaking the ice, right?
/sarcasm
I was thinking it was probably the latter. I'm hoping it was the latter too lmao
You think i'm look like this? I don't have spinach
Trump is an insecure narcissist with an inflated ego
I'd rather break the bed
oh yeah? Is it like a cheapo ikea bed or something?
you got neighbors?
Trump is a cool rusophobic guy
I know
I'm so jealous
*o* -wraps you in your fur shoal and snugs you to keep you warm-
Oh yeah, spinach is great for building and healing muscle.
Cute.
So I guess the question then becomes...
...who's the gift from?
Ok that was a good burn and left my face red. Not not as red as your bum will be.
And yea, I'm not rich and up in a mansion. Sadly. I deserve it though.
Don't talk like person who have muscle :^)
I like his confidence~
you're spoiling me
Well our story can branch out in quite a number of interesting branches from the who the giftgiver is...
I wanna see each possibility played out like a Tarantino film.
:p you got me on that one I suppose hah
I was just asking cause I can be kinda loud
Welp.
-gives you artfully sliced mango pieces, cut to look like tropical flowers-
I wish I was that much of a fucking chad
That's
cute
I didn't mean to spoiler that
so here it is again unspoilered
Glad I was able to stump you. And we can get a hotel if you would prefer to keep a whole floor up instead of a couple folks.
bahaha. it's optional ;3 just testing your boner out
What is she doing?
I'm a health nut, ask me anything.
-nom nom nom nom-
srsly ima fat...
Omg I hope there is an Oprah Obama ticket in 2020
Micheal Obama
It'll be like our totally non-lewd for real version of Rashomon.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllp
It's been a cute day.
I just nut, AMA
Being tested for prostate cancer.
Remember to get tested once a year.
hahaha great post
was it thicc?
Exactly! Perspective!
What did it taste like?
What difference between abstract class and interface in c# 6.0?
I think you're lying to me.
Never heard of somebody just testing a boner. Mine is totally one of those trials that you never cancel.
I could tell you something cute(well, that you would find cute) BUT instead have this banger
Like hollandaise sauce.
Salty hollandaise sauce
Omg I would die laughing, I really hope it happens. I want Oprah EXPOSED
You can find out with a simple Google search~
I meant gently seeing what you're into or something. You have to test it before you buy it bb~
We'll see about that^^
yumm
I was gonna ask scoot that question. Glad you did it instead. :P
I wanna know cute thing!
Every day is a cute day with you
i would never lie about prostate cancer
man fuck Oprah
But you say that i can ask you about anything
Right? Top tier, a single michelin star.
Being a cute hog!
I'm not sure I'm up for sale, but I'm always free for a test ride.
And fair enough. Though there's isn't much I couldn't be ok with. I think. I mean, there are things, but I'm not sure they are common so I'm good.
great minds think alike.
Hmm. Yeah sometimes it's easier to list hard limits instead^^
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Very true. But how many people are into scat or water sports? I can't imagine a lot.
-leans against you happily.- ^-^
Since Lovehoney is supposed to be discreet I wish they'd stop sending me emails with SEX TOYS in the subject field
idk and i don't wanna know x_x
Love honey sends me discreet lube
you get it on Amazon and they have the monthly subscription thing
it's good if you use a lot of lube everyday, like myself
She'll be the phurst lesbian, african american FEMALE president. What's to lose?
You can ask me anything health related.
And here I thought subscription gummy bears was rad.
Aww well that rules that out.
I'm doing too much atm... bbl
Do you also have issues with your chair casters?
x_x are you serious?
No lol. I'm only serious when I'm about to die.
Err-day! We aim for cute.
You're a cute hog.
I need to preserve my reputation as someone who absolutely never posts or says anything even remotely lewd. You understand.
mmkay.
that's what dm's are for lmao
Jesus sab you're going down the rabbit hole there
-is probably going to sleep soon. makes sure you have plenty of treats and video games to keep you occupied happily- Nini
Hey
You guys stop being so lewd in here!
No, y-you! Tell me about your day! Come one!
I am about to grab a sandwich because we had a family party for a cousin... and they did a small spread, so evening meal was a little bit of a nibble. BUT now I am the hunger!!!
blame sab she is the one posting the Elsa Sex Dungeon pics
I haven't posted anything lewd. Go back and check.
Sabs I love you. There I said it.
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WAWO HECKKIN' BIG LEWD IN HERE JFC
LEWD
POSTERS
WILL
BE
SHOT
BY
CHAIRMAN
SCOOTALOOO
OF
THE
PONIES
LIBERATION
ARMY
How much times person can fap before death?
You're gonna get spammed with safe, sanitary messages containing no lewdness whatsoever!
I was very productive this morning, and now I'm procrastinating like heck. But I'm about to finish something up.
Happy whatever to you, Scootcousin!
Is it 'cause I'm wholesome and don't post lewd stuff?
They gonna do well. I have a good feeling.
And, the most crucial question I can lay upon you now is... What! Was! For! Lunch?
Lunch was just some steamed spinach. Not too exciting, but it gave me an energy boost! ^o^
I hope you have bad dreams
And it wasnt peeba.
So much peeba.
How do you get the peeba?
RIP PAPA JOHN! ;~;
you are a lewdberry and I'll be laughing when the day of reckoning comes and I get to watch you burn in lava for your sins
I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS EMOTIONAL FLOODGATE TO OPEN!!!! he is an absolute maverick savage! I am trying to dab the tears away!
I can't eat peeba all the time, Scoob. I'll get fat and no one will love me anymore.
Maybe it's like a hot tub, and I'll eventually get used to it.
I remember seeing the episode in which Colin Hay plays 'Overkill' and screaming with joy.
Especially me, I base our friendship solely on you remaining trim, cute and not fatto.
i base my relationship with sabs on an all-protein diet
Man, i miss that show... its just... its me... in a show...
I base my friendship on Sabs on having no prominent loving female role models anywhere in my life.
And also 80s horror movies
I'm going to beat up the Morpheus, goodnight
My friend is a monster, he is showing no regrets. I must plan revenge. Time to escalate this. It is time to pull out MARLEY&ME. Idiot. This ain't a scene.
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I'mma adopt you.
I don't remember choosing to be A FUCKING LEGEND but that was a good thing.
Can I choose to be a cutie
Oops
Finally. The tension was killing me.
?
scoots is a fag
Nothing what did you oops
I ate a whole bag of chips lmao
Do you have a snuggly bestie?
You were born that way.
Everyone makes mistakes. I mean, someone created this website. :3
wow ouch
I may still get to be a 911 operator friends!
All is good in the world
What did it taste like?
Aw, I was just bein' silly. I love seeing y'all! ♥
Rip you girl.
Salt and vinegar^^ I had little Livvy try a bite and she made the cutest face lol
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25$/hr with 12 hour shifts with mandatory overtime.
I'd be a skeleton but I'd be a well paid skeleton
He is my best friend in the whole world... but by gods... I suffer for it.
Have you ever seen a room full of female dispatchers?
Ain't nobody there a skeleton.
lol fat people
Fun! I ate a whole bag of Chex Mix for breakfast. lol
It wasn't a big bag, but still.
You love it.
the 12hr shifts would do me in, I'd eat less to stay more awake >:)
George went to bed
You know fine well I have a tthing for being severly punished
Thank you for informing me, but the way you did it makes it look like you're calling George fat
what a jew.
Oh this tickles me...
It's cute that you think that.
eating big meals makes me sleepy :( Can't doze while you're trying to save lives!
I didn't mean it like that! I love that boy's bod >:)
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I want to pin Scootaloo down like the giant in Gullivers Travels and drive Hot Wheels all over him.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well good luck!
There's parts of the job that really suck, but learning 10-code is fun.
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hot wheels
waaah laugigi
Jokes on you now you have to fly out here to punch me dumbass
I wanna punch mandy for liking poo
FLY YOU FOOLS
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Time for bed. Good Ni Ni thread!
Later, dude.
Nini, sleepy scoot. be good!
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sabby pls
anyone wanna cyber?
Lol slut
omg shuddup i just need attention, okay?
I put on my robe and wizard hat
pfft w/e forget I asked
Idk what's gotten into me today.
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sounds like you know what you want to get into you
Maddie omg take a shower
:(
SORRY
hello friends~!
Evening.
hewwo
:3
how are you tracer? ^^
hi luka! how's the job going? c:
Sick.
I hope Erio wakes up soon.
aww :(
how sick are you? what kinda symptoms
Friends I can't sleep!
Luka has a job now ?
Flu probably.
Had a fever for the last few days.
stay up and party with me!
someone said so, but idk
uhhhh....did you see a doctor? the flu this year can be deadly
it's very strong
They where probably just bullying luka
I'll try! How are you doing?
I'm about to be 27
It's too late
oh rip
i thought it was a real thing
i guess i misunderstood
i'm great! weight still going down and i feel so much better
my tummy is getting flatter and flatter I'm so excited :3
wow ur old
Fever's gone, so I went to work today.
Just feel terrible is all.
Reminder to participate in this important poll if u haven't yet:
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I believe in you! Make sure you take a multivitamin and stuff so you stay healthy!
I got weighed the other day so I'm gonna be #eatin less >:)
honesty is the best policy
wow this guy is good at csgo
To make it five you'd have to e-suck an e-dick you haven't already e-sucked
Hey Nezi
Lets play Dead by Daylight
Have I e-suk'd u already?
I know you e-peed on me, but that's not e-dick sucking.
Yeah, and I forgot about the e-peeing but thanks for the reminder
NO WAY I DONT BELIEVE YOU
don't get anybody sick!!!!!!!!!
I am ^-^
how much do you need to lose?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I believe that he forgot
too much :g
Work first, safety later.
But have you ever e-sucked a big, juicy orange creamsicle?
Remembering literally every e-sex act I've ever done would be basically impossible
Ban knows because he's probably VR peed on like 20 people
Y'all niggas need Jesus
So then how did you know we did the e-suk?
I don't think it ever got that far because of the whole e-peeing thing.
The water gun looked like is shot piss
its my fault
What did that chump ever do for anyone?
not my fault I mean
C'mooonnnn Nezi~
twitch.tv
This teenage girl was braver than you lol
(That's me, killing her and making her scream)
more than 40lbs? that's my shit
I'm at -18 right now
grrrrr......
i hate scary things ;__;
see
late reply was getting dinner at a bar like a sad person
Hmmm.
There's gotta be a way we can officially make you my baby brother.
Allowed for 2000 years of white supremacy.
Piggity Swooty
I'm coming for that booty
Have him get himself in the big brother program, then adopt him as your little bro.
Yeah... that's a bad thing.
My flirtatious behavior today aside, I think I'd make a good role model.
I just happened to remember it
????????? Lmaooooooooo
Did u do a pee massacre
I'm NOT a BABY!
If the Muslims got your way they'd have beheaded you by now.
their*
Good joint.
Lil' brothers are always babies in the eyes of big sisters.
I shot everyone who came to the beach that day
Also I have a trap gf now
woops
I AM A BIG MANLY PERSON MAN
Yeah, but if we keep going at the current rate we're gonna all be obliterated regardless of who is being beheaded.
Also, that's why I don't travel to the Middle East.
Or the Mid West, coincidentally lmao
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I thought you were gonna say no?
musta been the girl-dick pheromones
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You people are a zoo.
♥
The e-peeing thing hasn't seemed to stop your behavior towards me for the past months, Elma
Good job
The one we talked about last time?
CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER WHEN YOU MVOED TO CHINA
I missed you :/
Actually in some countries muslims force homosexuals to go through transition surgery to become women.
You love it.
ilu2
But I am not a baby
More than I care to admit
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Zoo?
lmao Squash
Oh motherfucker
I know, I know. Goober. :3
Moved to China?!
I said no to two other girls
Yeah it is
How does missing someone cause you to develop persistent lust for them tho?
I taught English in China for six months
I guess you like her a lot? ^^
That'd be kinda nice though.
apparently i'm turning them full gay
shhh.
is it a bad thing?
Ah, wait. I think you told me that. I'm just a ditz and forgot. :-/
Yeah! I always wanted a lil brother or sister.
Esketit
Anyhow what's up?
Having a nice older sister would have been nice.
ohai
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Lucky son of a bitch
Greetings.
[ Supreme ]
Wifes at her moms for the evening. Getting stoned, playing old vidya. I should probably go work out but who can be arsed?
I wanna be a pet gf again grrrrr
Followup questions
damn it, you know this Drunky
Whatre you up to Squash?
Did you have a mean one? :-/
Working out is lame.
I do basic exercises and jog. Fuck actual working out.
huh? O_O
I just woke up because the guy next door is singing again.
He's really bad and I get no sleep 'cause of him.
That's not too bad then.
Have you ever thought of knocking on his door with a bat?
It was lucky that I met them
not lucky that I won them over
Gucci belts cover my jeans
I gave up.
Hey
No, I have a snobby younger one.
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Sing louder.
hi drunky!
It's ur amazing VR girth
Good and bad are empty meme words
It's fine ^^
How was ur day
-pets your hair- How're you? :3
Hi cutie
The joy is gone from my life.
With it my song.
My day was lame.
brb i'm gonna smonk then I'll answer you again
Nezi it's time
you gotta kill me
This shit makes me want to die.
Hi there.
-looks around-
But they saw my actual dick and I don't have a dick in VR
its just smooth down there
Booo. I think she's got a great big brother and it's her loss.
Not bad! Kinda feeling really hyper today for some reason. I may go for a run!
Sup Nezi?
Holy shit dude, that's bumming me out.
Did George finally leave you to come back to me?
I'm just really tired and hate my job.
Do something else.
Is Dragon Dildos hiring?
Get a job as an airline steward and travel places
nah he went to bed and I was suppose to nap too but I CAN'T SLEEP and now I've passed the threshold of if I sleep I'll be able to wake up with him where as now if I slept I'd wake up well after he did. so now my only option is to stay up and suffer.
What the fuck?
Just... wake up after him
Anything going on?
.// .
I'm just going to stick with it for a year.
Might move after.
I'm like a sleep-hungry monster where if I fall asleep I'm not gonna wake up for like 10 hours, and he'll have already gone to class and stuff.
and that's LAME
Holy shit just chug some Nyquil PM and put your alarm on high
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No, clearly all of your joys in life are only attributable to luck, just as my misfortunes are merely bad luck.
I mean, I'm smiling, but I don't know why I'm smiling
What the fuck.
why tho
how are you?
no alarm clock
YOU'RE COOKIN WITH GAS, but I have no money bruh.
end me test really just like kill me
no zzs
Kill Sinni ♥
Right now, bored. Overall, well. How's shit going with you?
Do you have a phone that was developed post 2001?
Aren't you posting on a laptop?!
Suffer
was it good or bad luck that I found this thread ?
The red Kanna is pope
He is literally spitting fire in the video
Every time I go to try and watch jojo I'm reminded of the time you spotted dio's va in a gay dad anime and I chuckle.
phone is like super lame and isn't loud enough to wake me up, laptop is dying ;g
There's a point where autism needs to stop and we've clearly passed it.
We passed it back in 2012, Drunky.
unfortunately you're just outside the range of my sniper rifle, friend!
got arthritis, had to quit working, now beginning treatment, gained 20 lbs from stress eating, lost 18 lbs and gonna lose another 22lbs (40lbs total)
taking classes again at school
exercising at gym
feeling good
just no job yet until i find the right treatment for pain free
YOU HAVE
A CHARGER
YOU ARE MAKING
EXCUSES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's... a rollercoaster. What're you going to school for?
darn!
also good luck with treatment!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S ALL I HAVE
also how are you doin home from work n stuff
How much should I weigh if i'm 5/7?
Sacrificed some teenage girls to my hope devouring spider god while they listened to pop music and screamed peeing themselves in terror.
He's too sexy not to notice.
Bruh who knows
wh-what?
You mean how am I doing now that I'm home?
What gender are you applying the statistic to?
11
Silly q is silly.
11?
nhlbi.nih.gov
no idea! business right now but will possibly change once i transfer schools and get my AA degree
thank you friend
i'm taking lots of pills =w=
11
Well there are BMI's for specifically males, and specifically females. I'm not making a joke.
Transfer? To uni? Out of state? To a trade school? whatcha doin?
I don't know how much I weigh though.
11 What?
the one the left pointing at a poster with another kanna
someone from here is gonna shoot me one day
yea?
where did I lose you >:G
I recognized an actor from that gay movie in gingerdead men the other day? George is usually good at recognizing popular actors but I only remember the shitty ones
A highschool friend of mine had really bad arthritis, she had the meds for it and everything but sometimes the deans would tell her she couldn't take them in school and she'd have to suffer the entire day.
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When you decided I could translate a mess.
Doing well. Smoking pot. Playing PS2. Eating Hint of Lime tortilla chips because Wife's not home and too lazy to cook for myself.
Just do it already
Do you have this on video? You know, for masturbatory purposes.
I don't know if I saw that in the video.
sounds super relaxing! I hope you enjoy yourself!
hint of lime tortilla chips sound nasty tho.
Its at the start
As a matter of fact
twitch.tv
Spotted the white person
So many people asking for death tonight.
yes I am very white.
All I've eaten today is like, peeps?
who else is asking
transferring to uni
i'm in a state college right now, so they don't offer BA in most degrees
amazon.com
omegalul
are you sure they were in pain? most meds for arthritis are in your system for ~2 weeks
unless they were taking something I don't know about
Ugh. Those are in the same tier of snack food as Circus Peanuts
Yeah, I kinda just skipped forward.
What am I watching?
No. Nonono. I was just asking a target weight x_x
What do you think you want to get your BA in?
Dead by Daylight
That pig in the red coat is me
Sni
on that bmi page it shows normal range for bmi on the right
just calculate your bmi and if it's in the normal range you're fine
I know they were taking the ones that are in your bod for 2 weeks, but they took another set like every day or every other day too, but her arthritis was exceptionally bad.
That being said, it could've been other medication on top of it! I'm not her doctor qq.
How dare you, circus peanuts are significantly worse.
Yeah it was a pretty long video
I understand
Oh is that happening ?
Am I gonna have to cut a bish over peeps vs circus peanuts.
Cause bish, I will cut you
Look, I'm not saying peeps are good, I'm just saying circus peanuts are worse.
do you guys remember sponch? the snack from hell.
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
nonono. I'm saying peeps are only good for mortal peep fights and therefore essentially disposable.
Circus peanuts are at least edible.