Its a bard appreciation thread

I would but I wasn't in the last thread

Guess I'll go bulk and just get a jet printer and make my own covers.

;~;

ty hu

anybody else drinkin

Don't thank me, thank OP

Already got drunk last weekend.
I would if I didn't have to work tonight though.

me

im feeling it dude

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's there to thank him for?

Nothing I can think of

asked to link you. Wouldn't have thought of it otherwise.

tell him next time he can shove it up his ass I'll find my own way here

Tell me you're at least drinking something with more machismo then Mike's.

The eternal hate fuck that is Bard/George.

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what are you drinking?

I think I'm off to bed
goodnight hu

a little into a 40 oz of smirnoff.

ah ok

I haven't been drunk in almost a year.

wbu gurl

am off too.
ni ni Bard, have sweet dreams

Oyasumi Bardo.

let's talk about the virtues of sobriety :D

It turns you into a weirdo and you get to hang out with other weirdos

Sobriety doesn't get you 5 min of cuddles with Test, a near death experience in an inner city hotel, and a 8 hour hangover.

no emotional comedowns!

like what

You actually cuddled test irl ?

not an issue if you embrace the inherent weirdness of humanity.

I had not heard of this

what is this

All those wild AA parties

Said if I drank my whole 5th of vodka I'd get cuddles.
I got excited and downed it in 30 min. Got some cuddles, threw him off me and vomited blood all over the hotel for like an hour. Went to the KC ren fest the next day with my cousins and Test and had a blast after my hangover was done.

when you're sober, you don't have to worry about sobering up :D

thats never a concern

oh just water

don't have to go to AA if you don't become an alcoholic

did he have his beard?

Did you pet his beard ?

I honestly can't remember most of the night.

nice. i never stay hydrated.

I would have yanked it mid cuddle.

when you're sober and you feel good, you know it's real, and you have the confidence of knowing it's a feeling you can achieve by yourself.

That would be incredibly rude.

Not if I say i'm gonna yank it before I yank it.

I'd whisper it into her ear

nigga im bipolar

but I thought man could not lie with another man as he would a woman

I was more preoccupied with my lack of feet I'm told.

for real or do you just have different moods?

yeah i take lithium for it. or im supposed to anyway

Lack of feet ?

I'm feel dead, good morning

Couldn't feel them. Thought I lost them.

it's good for you! ^^

I've never freaked out like that while drunk

I have started yelling at people aggressively though

not sure what bp is like. read about it though.

not to be a buzzkill, but is alcohol okay on lithium?

I've only been like that once.
Most of the time I pace myself well enough.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ill be fine

I drank a whole bottle of rum

obligitory drink water psa

Not much for aggression tbh

Depends on the size of the bottle.

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I don't like rum.

Its actually pretty gross

i don't drink it anymore

Malibu comes in different flavours

Just stick to vodka.

Yes, this too. At new year i drinked a half of Capitan Morgan bottle + -1 liter, and even don't feel drunk after that

and can be mixed in any number of cocktails.

complaining about flavour is silly.

I only drink with friends anyways

Did you blast hard bass too ?

Only gopak

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youtube.com/watch?v=WTVC3ioH99c&index=5&list=RDiywaBOMvYLI

hi

10x or Kanra?

Sounds like alcoholism

which one do you hate

I mean at least talk with people on discord or something

All around me are familiar faces.

I don't hate either.
I just don't care to talk to 10x.

i'm cybering Test right now.

Fake news.

I knew your answer was going to be something like that.

I can't be fucked to hate anyone anymore.
I'm too tired and to strung out emotionally. I'm really just trying to get along and be friendly with people now.

I'm not finding much luck w/ sleep so now I'm back

Alkeemist - Today at 12:12 AM

__ - Today at 12:12 AM
yummy yummy cummies in my tummy

Your cummy cravings got nothing to do with me.

how's that working out?

Ziga - zaga

I haven't had any real fights in a while and mostly just hang on my games and Discord.

Pleasant enough.

How's your night coming along hutzpa?

having cummies in your tummy means you've done a good job

It's morning

aah so it is

well then how's the morning?

I'm pregnant

Off to work.

be a good boy

have a good rest of your morning

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Currently talking with some weird dude in the internet, and how is your mood today?

hey there big boi

Later.

How is prangent formed?

Yeah it means daddy will give you ice cream

I'm not in a very good mood today for some reason
My sleep schedule's been upset the past few days too but my weekend is coming up so it's no big deal

you feeling alright lateley?

It's bed time, you 'n me both.

pee is stored in the balls and you pee inside a girls butt

who was the little spoon

are you here to help me go to sleep~

Feeling myself dead, yeah

Peanuts are called peanuts because pee is stored in the nuts.

No comment.

Any reason or is it just the season getting you down?

HMPH

youtube.com/watch?v=C0CIRCjoICA

These people are speaking birb

Yeah, you gonna be out cold.

would you do it again?

I''m waiting......

Thats why you gotta grab them before the boy pees

I think the second option

Lul, nice way to communicate on jungle war

Hopefully the next few days or weeks you end up feeling a bit better

Maybe some good company would do you well

good luck trying to be quiet though

A company with you?

you don't need to answer that

Maybe I'm not the best choice

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Na, whistle sounds like "naturral", so enemy will not pay attention to that

Why?

Yikes

this is embarassing.............

goodnight everybody

to put it lightly
I'm no Ray of Sunshine

Nee

Yeah, i know

by by

o--oh

Tierzoo is really good

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I'm back. time for more hour wasting.

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okaeri

oh boy

I can't remember if you are mad at me right now or not

No I'm not mad. But I feel bad everytime I'm around you.

/pat pat

Everything will be alright

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terrorists iwn

Terorists will die

us ameriaburgs also hate terrorists

I think we hate different types of terrorist. USA hate muslim terrorists, we hate russian terrorists

stay safe from russian devils friend

The sun he hides behind a cloud
his heat goes cold and his fire goes out

Mhehehehen, you can't even realize how wrong you are now.

I am your typical burg
I've never gotten out in the world to meet anyyone

That's fine, don't worry

I did it 😖🍆😤

Tell erio

They like my fanfic life

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I fucking hate my computer, lagging piece of shit

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sowwy for disappearing i started streaman and forget thread

I will appreciate Bard if that is okay.

-looks around the thread curiously-

Shit, I hope Matt Furie is getting royalties for that bullshit.

dealwithit

probably not

That's so terrible.

People are taking advantage of his intellectual property and selling these 'meme' dolls?

This is worse than Calvin peeing on truck emblems.

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Guess it's just me and Chiri

sup muh niggas

sucks huh

Not too bad

Better than having Scoots or Hu around tbh

Oh hi Mark

Why, my musical taste is slighly more tolerable?

wuss poppin

Wowsers, that is one based image.

I know I'm not in it because I recognize nobody.
I feel bad for the carpet everyone stepped on who made that compilation.

Nah, your music taste is trash

I just like you

Blazed

What are you doing up this early anyways?

Son you don't even know my depth.
youtube.com/watch?v=yH7ZOnoUVbA

yes thank you i knew it was a gem for this reason.

im also blazed. why are you blazed in the morning

it's my day off

How's this for depth?

Got off work like an hr and a half ago, now Im just kicking back

On a Tuesday? Damn lol

I just realized that wasn't a list of names at all.
Now that I look again it's a meme list that goes back through the 2000's as it's got Crowley, Christine Chubbuck suicide, Uemiya, HAARP, Bohemian grove and then it goes deeper..

wow.

yeah not it gets silly, the bloop, moon landing, FEMA camps, genocide denials, prison planet, 'fire is alive', ah yeah this is just a huge meme image, the further down it gets the more insane they are, nice.
I appreciate this.

Right, I forgot your favourites..
good thing I don't care.

wtf i thought i posted holy shit.

yeah i have every other day off from class.

oh yeah lol it's a awesome conspiracy theory list.

Some of those, sadly, are real.

One for Soto

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Chiri knows.

you simply have to ask it,
and then you'll see there's
Chiri getting nasty. Hello.

lies

Ask anything.

I'm fucking tired of coding

Maybe it's the project you're working on that isn't interesting. I enjoy coding when I get into it, but when it turns into a bunch of work it isn't fun anymore.

How do I get Neru to like me?

Stop being a cunt.

Being overly persuasive or coming on too strong is a bad move especially if another person doesn't know you too well. It would be best to try to become someone's friend rather than a love interest; if you're truly interested in them you should want to learn about their own interests, but also stop coming across as a creep and apologize for your previous behaviour and state your admission that you do want to get to know them, person to person, without any sketchy weirdo stuff.

Though if you've already failed this, you should probably not contact them again because you are a red flag.

I hope this helps.

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I work on it two days of time. But the cause of my tired is in the fact, than yesterday i wipe project to 0, from "90% of done' state

Good morning, threaders

I know what that's like too.

Complete rewrite from the ground up because the existing code wasn't good.. and new ideas. Better ideas.

But coding isn't my job (Thank god) or I know I would be a lot more stressed out. For me it's a hobby, but I know well enough how it feels.

guess who put a pizza in the oven!!!!!!

Sinni better not be knocked up.

It's Tuesday you chocolate dick.

lmao

I kinda knew that.. kinda. It's my 2nd day off so it's sunday to me. :p

she's getting that implant thing

You reminded me that budget tier frozen pizzas exist, thank you.

I can almost taste a whole oven thawed Shopper's Drug Mart pizza in my mouth, mmmm $2.99

I meant ass fucker, you know that?

Absolutley same.
Pure mazohizm

I'm yelled from this

Sure, sure.

All jokes aside, what kinda pizza? Today's my big cooking day but I still don't know what to do. Pizza might be an easy out.

A hole's a hole. Fractured but whole.

Be nice to me.

I'm wicked yelled. Most of the time.

Black muscle trap

i get a store bought thin crust pizza and sprinkle it with extra cheese.

woah like making pizza from scratch or what

my queen

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Thin crust is where it's at.

I mean, probably. I've been doing everything from scratch lately. Feels good when they come out tasty. I'd probably skip the dough part this time around cause the pasta dough last week made me sore from rolling out and kneading lol

all of you stop posting weird shit.

Yeah, it's like that a lot in the world of coding, because it's not the same as photoshop or doing art commissions.
No, never mind it's exactly the same.
The client wants something completely different, you start from the ground floor, again, the third time, hanging onto pieces of code from the last revisions and just making it work.

Oh yeah, I would never code for money. I can do it, but fuck no. Hahaha, fuck no. It's a hobby, like my art, I do it for me. Myself.

You're still a degenerate. I'm nice to you because every degenerate has a place in this world, even if people shit on them they're still humans. I don't treat any humans better or worse than myself, so you have no worries here; though I do like trolling people for fun.

I wonder if that's what Ethy looks like now after working out all this time.

you should take pics when it's done. of whatever you make really doesnt gotta be pizza

A steroid poster-girl.

He didn't get his nuts chopped off did he? Just the estrogen? Yeah by now he must look like a female workout model.

Product backlog is made for this. Code writing is occupies only 40% of project making time

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Yeah I imagine company would have literally 80% of what a client needs already ready to go, based on experience.

the last 20% is tailoring it to the client's needs, or whatever front end system they're asking for 'make this work'.

Well, yeah, obviously. I never denied that though!!

What have you been up to anyway? I'm always too scared to talk to you when you do drop by.

I don't ever take pics on experimental kitchen days. Like, my scratch ravs last week were okay but they looked poor and inconsistent... That being said, I should get better about the pictures thing on typical meals.

I don't know the stats of all the other trannies you know. We don't just gossip while quilting lmao I hate most of them as much as you do tbh

yuck, I hate 'fit' models with implants.

jeez. jigsaws traps got weirder as the series went on huh.

make like an awesome portfolio.

Programming is not only a code writing

At the very least i should start with a big list of the really good stuff I cook. It would be fun to see what my 'menu' would look like lol

Nigga, repeat

Weeeeeelma, I don't actually hate anyone.
It's just my within my general programming to rip into anyone whenever I can, especially those who publically state any gender deviation. You make yourselves targets by doing so, and it's easy to get legit haters who might be actually backwards-minded, volatile people... I assure you I would never wish you or anyone any harm at all, I simply make light of typical tropes if they're socially acceptable.

See, in the 1990's my little brother and his douchebag friend kept calling me a faggot because they learned that word.
Until then my little brother had been a good friend to me, but he decided to be an adversary when he hit puberty, and so I just decided to silently show him up and do better at everything until he moved out of town because he had advanced so far in his call centre that he got promoted.

okay.

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Well there's coding and there's scripting, if you have to legit do some real coding I feel bad for you cause really most jobs are just repetitive scripting backends for like websites, so at the most you're handling just a bunch of SQL, PHP, some JS.
Actual CODING would mean like you're getting into server side shit and having to pull out your C skills or like Python I guess which I didn't learn.

y-yeah, pull out your python, sempai!

But see, you embrace being a faggot, so that's fine. You don't see it as a negative.

You're proud of sucking dicks and/or putting dicks into rectums, that's your thing; it's normal, it's okay. You're a proud faggot.

Have a good day!

I appreciate bard

"Web" monkey design is not a real coding, i'm saying it as C# developer

Shut up Loafie :^)

That's cool, so you're someone who actually knows a little C++ base, some PHP?

im taking C++

If you don't mind and are bored/sick of your assignment, is it anything rather large or is it something I could take a look at and fix just for fun?

This thread is still the active one?

im caught up on my work. i can post my latest assignment if you want though i dont think it's complex

I don't like C++, it too ugly for me, but i know it a bit, also know php on enough level to write some simple site with database connection

You tell me, dogfucker.

*Talking

no u

Right out the gate with the dog fucker label.
Can't even let me have a post or two?

youtube.com/watch?v=BkkOQjK71Ss

O...ooo...kaaay(((((((9

I got locked out at the point where I wanted to learn mySQL cause my host didn't provide it, so I was left with using PHP but still designed some basic self-populating login systems until I was later locked out of chmodding my directories.

So, I don't have anything to test on anymore aside from my local.

Well, maybe you shouldn't sexually stimulate your pets?

I don't.

Says you.

i dont understand
cout

Considering I don't have any pets I think I would say it again.

1/10 would not date

issues

Dude, if you know english, you know MySql

Console.WrileLine("C#>C++");

That's great, you shouldn't be a person who owns pets. I'm glad you understand this now and are taking steps to get over this problem.

I'm already saving money for a German Shep.

Yeah, I started with CGI, so PHP was easy, and I would have gotten into MySQL but my host didn't allow it, and then later my PHP access was revoked so I can't do shit on the one webserver I do have access to.

Please don't tell me these things.

C++ is at the very least more aesthetic than C.

I wonder if I can sell my Steam. I don't even play it anymore.

Maybe I'll fuck it.
Maybe I won't.

//left main

integer flap;integer lflap;
integer flp;
default{
state_entry(){llSetLocalRot();}
on_rez(integer rezy){llResetScript();}
link_message(integer sender_num,integer num,string str,key id){
if(str=="FLP"){flp=num;
llSetLocalRot();}
if(str=="FLAPS"){list raw=llCSV2List(id);
list data=llList2List(raw,0,llGetListLength(raw));
flap=(integer)llList2String(data,0);
if(lflap!=flap){lflap=flap;llSetLocalRot();}}}
}

//right main

integer flap;integer lflap;
integer flp;
default{
state_entry(){llSetLocalRot();}
on_rez(integer rezy){llResetScript();}
link_message(integer sender_num,integer num,string str,key id){
if(str=="FLP"){flp=num;
llSetLocalRot();}
if(str=="FLAPS"){list raw=llCSV2List(id);
list data=llList2List(raw,0,llGetListLength(raw));
flap=(integer)llList2String(data,0);
if(lflap!=flap){lflap=flap;llSetLocalRot();}}}
}

//rudder

integer flap;integer lflap;
rotation home=;
default{
state_entry(){llSetLocalRot(home);}
link_message(integer sender_num,integer num,string str,key id){
if(str=="FLAPS"){list raw=llCSV2List(id);
list data=llList2List(raw,0,llGetListLength(raw));
flap=(integer)llList2String(data,2);
if(lflap!=flap){lflap=flap;
if(flap!=0){llSetLocalRot(home-);}
if(flap==0){llSetLocalRot(home);}}}}
}

//tail

integer flap;integer lflap;
default{
state_entry(){llSetLocalRot();}
on_rez(integer rezy){llResetScript();}
link_message(integer sender_num,integer num,string str,key id){
if(str=="FLAPS"){list raw=llCSV2List(id);
list data=llList2List(raw,0,llGetListLength(raw));
flap=(integer)llList2String(data,1);
if(lflap!=flap){lflap=flap;llSetLocalRot();}}}
}

owo this is beyond me right now. what am i looking at

that.. was a bad example, I just pulled that up from some old files on plane flaps.

Here's the guts of a simulator car that's based on an RPM engine.

vel=llGetVel()/llGetRot();
if(vel.x>0){if(dir!=1)dir=1;}
if(vel.x1){bk();}else{db();}
if((keys&4)>>2||(keys&256)>>8){if(!st)lt();}
else if((keys&8)>>3||(keys&512)>>9){if(!st)rt();}else{dt();}
if((keys&16)>>4){pu();}else if((keys&32)>>5){pd();}else{dc();}
if(st){if(!dot)dot=llRotTarget(llGetCameraRot(),0.01);}

if(gear!=0){
if(llRound(vel.y)!=0){slide=vel.y;
if(slide0){if(axle!=0)axle=0;}}}
}else{
if(gear==-1){if(rps0&vel.x15){drift();}else{skid();}}
if(grip==1){
if(rps>22&slide>agear*2){skid();}
else{if(gear==1&rps>22)drift();}
}else{
if(gas>0){
if(rps>20&slide>0){drift();}else{grab();}
}else{if(!brk)grab();}}}
}else{rps+=gas;if(axle!=0)axle=0;}

key agent;
integer time;
start_timer(){
time=5;
llSetTimerEvent(60.0);
}
suspend_timer(){llSetTimerEvent(.0);}

default{
state_entry(){}
on_rez(integer rezy){start_timer();}

changed(integer change){
if(change&CHANGED_LINK){
agent=llAvatarOnSitTarget();
if(agent){suspend_timer();}else{start_timer();}
}}

timer(){
--time;
if(time

I've been told before I write in a very compressed style, but I can read it.
I don't mean for other people to be able to read it.

I like to make it minimalistic, I hate spaces, I hate tabs, I write so it works and nothing more.

You're the worst

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I survived the doctor, friends!

Take my congratulations

Thankyew~

I got weighed n' measured too so I have an accurate idea of how disgusting I am >:)

time to die

How much?

please don't make me answer that question

C'mon, take it easy.
Rly, how much?

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HOW MUCH?

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what a surprise

I see a chiri.

One extra centner for her is not critical

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big girls are fun sized

this is her rejecting reality, not abolishing a standard.

Heterosexuality is just a phase.

You're a phase

Hey are you guys posting old dead gay memes

Is Bard still mad at me?

what's up doc

...bard was mad at me once. it was soul crushing

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I am unsure if Bard and I get along.

Bard and I always get along.

Just don't make jokes about his employment status I guess

bard called me his love 2 days ago :)

i tell bard i love him everytime i see him... our bromance is only about 5% homo, which is an acceptable ratio

doesn't he work fast food?
nothing wrong with that.

He posted Morning at like 1:00pm my time yesterday so I threw a jab his way about me almost being off work and him just waking up, and I told him to get a job and called him a dirty hippie and then he threw a fit and disappeared and I felt bad all day.

you should feel bad... total dick move

I thought you people had more than paper for skin. Wont make that mistake twice.

is reality one-point or two-point perspective?

don't be such a cynic

I don't have paper skin, but I can see where Bard might take that as an insult as opposed to a joke.

even the toughest badass has they moments...

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God damn it.

Bard if you see this, I'm sorry. I meant nothing by it and am genuinely penitent.

I never feel remorse haha :3
It's because I never do anything wrong

i feel like good people should feel bad too... have little flashbacks about shit they pulled a decade ago and feel bad about that

how do you do it
I feel remorseful every waking moment please help

that does happen to me

i try not to think about it but every once in a long while I'll remember something i did that really bothered me

I really wanna get along with bard and stuff, he seems really cool.

also hello friends! How are you all doin?

Bard will never love you will you associate with moogs

Where is Bard?

people like us dont deserve to enjoy life, ever

I know, I just wish he was able to look past my connections with others and stuff.

I wanna be friends with people regardless of who they associate with, and I wish the same vice versa, but I know that's not how the world works for the most part.

I just wanna get to know you lovely people more

yeah what the hell how comes some people get their threads but I don't >:(

The company you keep says things about you.
Not that I agree with Bard on barring people out based on that alone.

basically you aint part truly of the community til youve been half assed "doxed" by grim and shunned by bard once.... even then sometimes its a miss

I thought you weren't part of the community until you've Cybered Darwin and been chastised by Scootaloo

No that would make everyone in the community a belligerent, boring lolicon cocksleeve.

I agree! but I feel people often look at the company you keep rather than you yourself, you can be friends with someone regardless of who else they're friends with.

but idk, it's a weird opinion of mine

bbl

No I agree

Probably because you aren't liked.

if I knew how to make new threads still I'd make a loafie appreciation thread

I'm very happy Sinni is too dumb to make a thread.

how can I change that

thanks sinni I appreciate you too

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