Say something nice about Ian

and a good butt

then you're overweight.

Say something, I'm giving up on you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Team I Don't Want to Go to Work Tomorrow

Okay Darwin I'll entertain you. Which post were you laughing at?

The funny one. Are you imbibing again?

You'll have to elaborate

And yes, fear the old blood.

No.

Changing accounts again.

:/

I WARNED YOU

No you didn't!

no, am not overweight, I am lazy though, and I eat more than I should, and I know it'll bight me later, but it hasn't yet.

...

I said I would change accounts.

:(

Darwin why

Because you were MESSAGING me.

i hate to tell you this...but you might be overweight

-petpet-

OH DEAR GOD

IMAGINE HAVING TO IGNORE SUCH A THING

HOW RIDICULOUS

OR MAYBE JUST BEING A DECENT PERSON AND SAYING HI TO ME YOU JERK

who says I look overweight?

My love.

You look...marvelous. There is nothing to say.

how you been sweetie? hanging in there?

NOT FOR LONG YOU ARENT ;)))

(or even right now if you count plastic tail plugs)

doesn't count

Jerk.

^_^
thank you for everything!
i think you have value too!

Not a problem, I hope you're happier for it :3

He has enough testicles to beat 1.5x the testicular cancer a normal man.

Luka, I thought of you Tuesday 'cause a coworker ordered a pizza and it was meat lovers with extra everything.

well i'm for sure in a better spot than before~

meat lover pizza is yummy~
it makes me feel happy you thought about me!

whats up

Well good. I'm glad you're happy :)

Colbs is a cool guy when he isn't needlessly defending someone I wasn't attacking.

Go on....

it might not count but it is pretty hot
i wanted to buy my gf one but she's like... no butt stuff

tfw Smiles deletes you on Steam

RIP

I just remembered when you told me I was doing a "disservice" to myself when I was talking to Luka about self betterment a while back. I wasn't being rude to him or forcing him to do anything, so when all that happened it caught me off guard.

I haven't even been on steam in like a year or so.
Bit late to the party on that one.

I walk among the fathers of my swamp.

Come join the murder my beloved Casino.

Oh, sorry. I'm sure I meant well at that point

And also, hmmph

CASINO HUG OR 2TBPS

REAL TALK

THERE IS A BLACKBIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

you

SAY SOMETHING

Yes hi Proto

sup?

Doing okay

I'll talk to you more about it if you get on Steam

kk gimme name

What do you want to talk about?

Hey no sass, I've been really consistent with my steam absence.

Steam is exploited.

Ian

Stuff and things.

I'm sure you have. Still saddening.

COlb?

What do you mean?

Honestly it was just an unneeded source of drama a lot of the time.
At the end of the day if someone wants to talk to me they can normally find me here well enough.

-pets smiles-

Ian sucks tbh

Yes hello

Still, you seem to have been absent for quite some time

Shut up Wish

:(

Refund is through on steam

what should I buy?

wish for a wish

Oh hush.

Wish denied.

How many different ways are you going to tell me to shut up?

How's wish been?

I was trying to be less rude, but as many times as it takes I suppose

for my family

FOR MY FRIENDS
FOR ALL THOSE WE LOST

PROTO1

LOVE FOR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD.

HARDCORE.

Mmn, can't complain I suppose.

You?

I didn't even say anything after you told me to shut up though!

ClOBS rip scottish1

youtube.com/watch?v=0rykzxxcsRM

You implied tho. Anyway, what's up with you?

Pretty busy. I wish I had more free time.
I guess that's life.
-pats Wish-

A rope to noose yourself with.

Hmph.
I dunno, I feel kinda lazy and apathetic today for some reason. I want to watch anime but I kinda want to go to bed too, it's a struggle.

What about you?

Free time is the devil.

can't buy that on steam

Then go to bed.

Not long enough for anyone to miss me apparently. LOL

Nuh. Work is the devil. It's the worst.

Isn't your work just sailing the seven seas on your knees?

Yo I missed you

It's not that simple Ian.

nope.

nini

But work gives you money to go enjoy things with people.

Maybe not publicly.

Explain, then.

Well you do come by like once a week.

There's like 4 episodes of anime that I can watch instead of doing that.

...

ok then

Howdy

Oh please I was obviously talking about the long break that I though Colbs was referring too. I digress.
How have both of you been overall.

I don't sleep much, but beyond that I'm doing fine.

Ian.

Well yeah, the long break and more

I'm doing well

Yes?

I love you.

Get in line, loser.

My heart, my soul... crushed -- in four words. How could you?

I am just that way.Grovel at my feet

I will.

Who are you again?

Who's Universe?

Yes and who is galaxy?

...

I can't believe COLBS is a RACIST in CALIFORNIA.

Okay

What's been keeping up up lately? Basic insomnia or something more?

Well that's good. 2018 is a Dangerous year.

Do I get to skip a place in line?

I bet you have not even shaved Ian's ass.

Shave my ass, slave.

Shut up Darwin.

I guess.

Is that Grape?

I only wish I could be as cool as Grape.

...

Luke?

-makes a squeaky yawn and stretches. Is morning! Time fore tea-

...

Ah. Howdy.

What've you been up to?

I would need to spend an obscene amount of money on razors.

Trying to see a sleep specialist because I can't sleep more than 3 hours a day most days.

I am going to hurt you.

You are correct.

Geez, really? That's fuckin awful dude.

...

I work nights and I can't sleep during the day.
I'm getting use to it and just pass out for like 30 min now and then.

Show ass.

ダーウイン、二年間日本語の授業をとっていた。話したい？

Fuck. Tried melatonin?

You first.

...

As in actually speak it? Not right now.

Sent. ;)

Hasn't helped.
Anyway sup with you?

...

Pussy.

どこ？

Well shit man. I hope you get it figured out.

I've just been going to school and stuff. Nothing super interesting tbh

Hopefully.

Glad to see youre well.

Only one person will hear me now.

Was that not your snapchat? O-Oh.

Why did I just get a random picture of an ass on snapchat?

sorry that was for luke

Ignore the birthmark.

Where you living now?

I didn't get anything lmao.

Gross.

Missouri. Back around where I grew up.

I am being body-shamed. I am not doing this again.

...

I love your body do not be ashamed.

You like it there?

You know I'll never judge you!

the only sexy cosplay that matters

(guero)
not really
:(
just sitting here each day feeling forgotten

oh hi Proto1

...

What about

Unkind words are being used to hurt my feelings.

Not even positively? Why do you need my ass, then?

I miss the south and there isn't anyone around here for potential partners.
I live with my duo on LoL from high school if you remember playing with Tristan.

Btw, is this anime actually shit? I was going to watch it but I stopped the second the main character started acting like a beta cuck. I hate that gay fucking anime trope.

Of course positively.

Oh, gotcha! He was a cool dude. Any plans to move back down?

I am not sure you have feelings to be hurt.

I don't know. I'd like to if I can. I have a few other options I'm looking at, but I wouldn't mind going back to live with Snuffles and his husband on the farm again.

Kiss says not to do it, and I am compelled to obey.

I gotcha. How are they doing btw?

Checked.

Also, I'll beat him up.

I was thinking about those 500 yen coins again.

They are alright, but I can't really talk about other peoples lives.

Fear not, I will make you feel again.
Using my lower half.

Daily reminder that Kissy is a little thottie.

Yeah, that's fair ig.

...

Careful. He is a wrestler.

Did they also remind you of Kemono Friends?

Kick in the balls?

A dick wrestler, maybe.

If that is what brings you pleasure I can oblige.

you will stop revealing my personal information this instant.
8 year old girls do not wrestle

I'm not sure what to talk about now.

No...?

Hi I'm joiing your squad 2 nite desu

A dead horse rather than a stallion when it comes to those.

Am I depriving you of the chance of revealing all the information yourself?

Well, it reminded me of Tsuchinoko and those coins.

darwin

how to relieve anxiety

I dunno. Anything else interesting been going on?

Holy shit it's bard

hello you precious child

Not really. We put our dog down yesterday.
So that was something.

Being the cynosure is daunting.

Meditation.

Damn, sorry dude. We had to do that the other month and it was awful.

You're insane.

What anime are you even watching this season? :^)

He gave me a discount on a backalley BJ.

Speed Racer, the dub.

She was old and had a tumor in her leg.
Shit happens.

really depends on what you're anxious about

w--whoomst

I dont know what that word means cause I'm a big dummy

Center of attention.

I'm sorry but I have no where else to go

To bed with us?

Day 1: I have succesfully implemtented myself into the new clique

meditation is gay

Give me kisses.

i'm shy

Yeah, same kinda thing on this end.

I'm sorry dude.
Hope you're well.

Works effectively for some. Drugs are the other choice. Ambien is amazing.

Did someone say fucking ambien?

...

are we really doing this rn

8ch doesn't want me to post Ambien Walrus

Works on my machine.

...

...

...

...

...

i hope your having a nice dau hu ~

am just waking up.
Hope yours has been good

oof

work was long and I had to stay late to do something lame

one of the outlets almost caught on fire it was billowing brown smoke
that was kidna scary

did you have any dreams? good morning : 3

...

and Uhh I guess it's alright that you're here too........

...

you ain't so hot yourself.............

...

hmph.... * stsicks out my tongue at u *

I got off work early today

Now I'm here for my insult from Hu

That spec
I swear sometimes he makes me just wanna...........

....cum.

...

...

It's storming here
I'm afraid of storms

...

-reassuring pat-

youtu.be/XbTWOSnrAx8?t=95

omoi wa yasashii kissu desu

NANI

Post in the thread

༼∩ • ヮ • ༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ

Rise, Lazarus, rise

One of my favorite things about Bebop is that he casually says things exactly like things Dennis Reynolds from Always Sunny would say without realizing it

Like yesterday when he told me his body reminds him of marble statues

yay erio-only thread!

Writing prompt: a dystopian short story about what the world would be like had Bebop refused to give up the admin position and we were all stuck on that furry board we went to until he did, suffering under the rule of a crazed halfdog dictator

I imagine we'd have to do things like take weekly dog cocks in the butt IRL and send him pics as proof

Failure to comply would result in permanent exile from the community, a fate worse than death

"He" being the crazed halfdog dictator named Squash, obvs

Are u guys going to let me just like, fill up the rest of the thread by myself

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!

My bf Holla Forums is such a passive sub sometimes

Oh it's actually been less than 20 minutes

It's like chaos control, like what Shadow the Hedgeheg uses

-screams endlessly into the void-

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It's not spam btw, I'm just the only one posting

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a

Why does no one post ponies anymore

Scoots should actually post Scootaloo to show his racial pride

Are u ASHAMED of your horses??

To be fair, Onegai My Melody is a much better anime than My Little Pony

I post what I want, my race has nothing to do with it. You being a pone racist?

NONE of the ponies post ponies tho

I'm just in touch with the plight of minorities is all

If I was a pony I'd have definitely invented pony pride day by now and forced it on all of u

...

How're you? :3

Have u been up all night or just waking up

up all night ;~;

Aren't you sleepy? ^^

All fun and games till I hit the floor comatose

What crazy VR thing did u do

morning

possibllyyy...

i feel if i lay back now i might black out for a while..

;~;

I did a lot of stuff today

I d k

??

you passed out ;~;

ay gurl how u

You should get in bed ^^

I guess VR can actually end up being pretty good exercise

im always sitting on my bed tho

._.

No

I was just talking with my waifu on discord

Its pretty god damn fun

I haven't played something this much in like almost 10 years

woke up a little early to study a midterm exam i have this morning. got showered. and about to fuck off till the afternoon. cya

Posting pone in an anime community seems weird.
Erio is weeird.

^////^

she seems nice~

Good, it works out then :3

You should brush your teeth tho

This is why humanity will pass willingly into the anime matrix

Good luck ^^

Ponies are closer to anime than the 3DPD u post tho

later, my tummys hurting right now,
so im heating up some Cordon Bleu right now.

They are

I like having them around

Will i live longer ?

Or will it be like Soma and one version of me is fucked ?

Now he is spewing nonsense.

did she send you any pretty pics? :o
i wanna see!

Cordon Bleu is pretty good

Idk if I can get that anywhere around here

Maybe I should try actually making it some time

Idk what Soma is

I guess it would be up to the machines that humanity placed itself at the mercy of

3DPD is anime?

I'm not talking about the girl

I was talking about taco

Everyone on earth dies and they put their consciousness into a matrix like machine and launch it into space

but when they upload themselves 1 version of them is just fucked and stay behind

its like nothing happened for the original but the second version doesn't even notice it just fucked its self

actually i just have some stuffed chicken with broccoli cheddar and butter garlic

Taco!!!!!!
yeah~ uwu

when will you go to them next?

Also i'm not letting you creep on any picture I get

stop asking

thats weird

they aren't for you

tomorrow most likely

ok

Kind of reminds me of why I'm not sure I'd trust teleportation if science made it possible somehow

How would you know the teleporter isn't just killing you and then making a new you?

That sounds good too ^^

I miss Slovak food

Is Luka a VR groupie

I post what I want, irregardless of my posting history. You are obviously too high right now. You chauvinistic shithead.

Its a pretty good game

very story drivin

they just keep asking to see pictures of people who send me pictures of themselves

which isn't okay

i feel like i can pass out any second right now listening to this lulaby

I'm just concerned that the ponies are letting themselves get oppressed by the animétriarchy

I actually thought it was an anime until u said that

Googled it now, looks like it might be fun

The only survival horror game I've played much is Dead Space

Oh I thought you were talking about VR screencaps like the ones u post

Why are you still online then? Just sleep :3

No when people send me pics on discord

nini ;~;

If we were, what could we do about it?

youtube.com/watch?v=00-Rl3Jlx-o

...

god damn this is boring

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/animé

Anime is powered by entrapped insects?? The more u know

Are they noods

Sleep well ♥

You could post colored horses

-pets your hair- ♥

Scroll up to my earlier posts for a lesson on how to be a thread by urself

It's one of the forms of posting I enjoy doing most

Night time is wonderfully melancholy it's worth the boredom.

Good morning.

Luka doesn't know if they are or not

they just want to creep on people

triggering me

How've you been? ♥

Also it's morning here; this seems to be the time when people are least likely to post

Lol

Luka can be kind of triggering

Like that time I streamed anime for hours and she got mad that I eventually stopped

The only way I could have prevented her from getting mad would have been by streaming infinite anime

I'd still be streaming now

Oh u did say "good morning" to me even though u implied it was night in the other part of your post

Why would I want to share my waifu anyways ?

Madness

I'm not entirely sure if it's morning or night. I'm on the West coast so it is 4 am. I slept two hours then woke up so I guess it's morning but it's also night.

I've had constant acid reflux for a week straight and I'll admit, I'm considering suicide

Are you fixing to e-date again already?

It's a le subjective matter I guess

Though I wouldn't consider it morning until the sun starts coming up

Tums overdose

Tums always fix that for me btw so ur dumb if u haven't tried them

I don't even know

lately I've been really popular

I'm struggling not to date someone tbh

I like having morning be 6 AM to noon, afternoon from noon to 6 PM, evening from 6 PM to midnight, and night from midnight to 6 AM

I usually step back and take some alone time when that starts to happen to me somewhere

I'd already be isolating myself if I were u

I think most people would consider it night long before midnight, though ^^

I'm already ghosting two girls right now

I know for sure one of them wants to date me

I actually at least want to be friends with this guy though

they like the same things as me

Yes, but my way is so even and clean.
Also, you asked how I was doing.
I'm alright, attempting to find job albeit not particularly successfully.

Vaginas are fucking gross

ABoy pussy and cocks

Those are better

I guess you're at least compatible then ^^

What kind of job are you going for? ^^

Maybe you should be a dildo shop loli again; you have experience in that

Were u always this gay or is your gay leveling up

I'm not necessarily disagreeing about cocks being better, btw

Idk, I think it's kind of an apples and oranges thing for me

Not really any place in town for that right now. I'm trying to get a job as a prep or line cook, it's tricky without much professional experience though.
I need to get better about following up on the applications I drop off, but I do not like the social contact of it. Life requires it unfortunately.

I like girls but I won't pick them over cute guys

cucking them with boys is fun

women are thots and should be cucked

Being a cook seems like it might be nice

Cute shy gril

Aren't you used to social contact from selling dildos to people at your other job? ^^

Dating a boy does seem kind of more appealing in a way

I've never really done it though, other than like short e-relationships that lasted maybe a week or two

I can do social contact but I hate calling back and following up on jobs. I feel that if they were interested they would call me, being pushy wouldn't help. Though people tell me otherwise and they are much wiser than I.

monhun time message me on discord if u wanna talk
:^)

I think they are a lot more fun to be around

Its probably personal preference

look at this cute video they linked me though

youtube.com/watch?v=0diwDG-06Nc

What a gay video

Seems like it's considered normal and not pushy; it shows you're interested in the job and that you can take the initiative on things

No, show me that you can take the initiative on that

It's just hard to find boys I'm physically attracted to enough for enough of the time to be in a relationship with

That vid makes it seem like they're pretty into you

I know right ?

Mine can do some pretty impressive voice work

the sound like a girl when they want to

i'm pretty sure they are but idk yet

I guess transgirls are your favorite people to e-date? If I were u I'd probably stop calling them guys behind their backs before I make a mistake that outs me as a two-faced bastard

This is why it's easiest to just be a one-faced bastard, I think

I call them both boy and girl

depends on how they are feeling

I'm disgusted with myself

You mean they actually accept and are okay with both, or what?

Wait are you just talking about one trap or the other traps you've known too

I assumed you were also talking about the others in that post

"They" is a confusing pronoun

They are okay with both most of the time.

one

Wait, is this the same one from weeks ago? ^^

no

Raeminds me of a funny time. Man It is a story I want to tell. But would probably get in trouble for.

So lemme just say.

BANANAS.

Does Luka know it's a penis-bearer?

I thought Luka only liked biological grils

Do it, I'll be ur doubles' advocate

I don't know what they are thinking.

Maybe, in a more private sphere. BUT i AM OFF TO WORK OUT NOW. AYYY

He uh... He's very trusting.

Oh boy I killed it.

Luka's thinking "pretty yuri! :)"

And probably also "bump"

Byebye

He's a good Alice

Oh Erio time is back

Don't u guys love when the thread returns to its purest form

Only once the clouds are allowed to clear away can you get a pure glimpse of the shining Black Sun from which the world gets its life

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