♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Pretty depressed dude, but we gonna plod on, stiff upper lip n all that guvner.

DEPRESSED AT HOW FUCKING AWESOME WE ARE AND HOW SHIT EVERYWHERE ELSE IS

I don't care but you're only shooting yourself in the foot if you don't want to listen to someone that knows more information than you

Wine is for frufru frenchies and poets on payday. Where's that hot good morning America?

the fact of the matter is Britain has the best gays and traps

you're one cheeky cunt I'll give you that one

France can be summed up in a single image of a bottle of wine next to a baguette and some cheese.

All of it imported from Italy.

you forgot the terror attacks

The bread is a pipe bomb.

Really? Aw, cunt :D

FRANCE FUCKING STINKS.

WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THAT ATLEAST. WE ALL HATE FRANCE MORE.

because of all the unshaven armpits?

Step up Europe.
We have milked 9/11 for years.
We know how to capitalize.

yes fuck france, of course

That, and the garlic and lack of soap.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA AGINCOURT MACRON THE FUCKING MACAROON

gIVE ME TEN GOOD MEN AND I'LL IMPREGNATE THE BITCH

Soto

What's everyone's stance on bagels?

They are good, so longas they the proper Jew ones.

they're ok but I prefer regular bread

We have Lender's bagels. I think that's Jews ones. What do you like on your bagels?

Is that why you're name is Loafie? :3

Never had one.

I am easy. Mostly Cream cheese and pretty yuuge amount of black pepper.
You?

Nice fucking meme Loco

Aw, they're good if you toast 'em juuuust right. :3

I keep it simple with cream cheese, though I get cream cheese and lox when I go to the deli up the road from work.

u wot m8

good morning!

We can get the cream cheese here that has added smoked salmon. Fancy

Yummm! ♥

like a hot cross bun or tostada con tomate

Give me the GOD damn fishies!!!

Poppy seed bagels are nice

but my drug tests always come back dirty if I eat them

chocolate chip bagel with plain cream cheese = ✓

plain bagel with butter = ✓

cinnamon sugar crunch with cream cheese = ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓

that one math problem took 1.5 pages to do

answer was 50,000 to 62,500 inclusive

and 5.3% to 6.3%

I could go for some sopapillas now. :O

You're like a shark!

Are you sure that's the reason?

Ever have English muffins with peanut butter? Mmm.

why would you put yourself through such pain

no it's not, but that's a good observation

to graduate

I have never tried putting peanut butter on an english muffin, I shall try that sometime if I remember.

good idea.

You know it! I got that bottomless tumtum.

I realized I need to grab some nailvarnish remover as I want to go to the gym tomorrow

I could really go for english muffin with eggs benedict.

perhaps lmao

exhentai.org/g/469858/9ee304c4bc/

hey, that's pretty neat
what kind of degree are you trying for?

I adore peanut butter. It's a great combo with EMs. :3

Scoot, did you paint your nails? Awww!

Mmmhm. lol

There's that thing you wanted

It w-was for a dare... I swear... but... Yes. I would have gone without removing them had I not had the brain wave.

Quit linking me porn you perv

You should leave them! ^o^

You asked lewds for it tho

But, I have to be manly... and exert my dominance!!!

No but srsly thanks

This shit is top tier

Thanks Wish (Y)

(.Y.)

Did you paint them a color or just put polish on them?

( . Y . )

Theyre dark dark blue

Bellies > Tits

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Soto prefers Squash's image to mine

Scoot, leave 'em! That's cute.

Dang. He's actually pretty cute.

Someday I want to be like that or have a man like that.

It's cause those tits were trash

You can do better Lweds

He looks cuddly! Aw, I hope you find a nice cuddle buddy like that.

I actually put on about 17 pounds in the last 6 months though so I'm pretty happy.

are you accepting applications?

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Why not just say that instead of being some cuck chain linking someone elses opinion to voice yours lol?

Got a poochy belly now?

T-thanks~!

I am not tied down.
I do have a few people I have interest in though. You would hate dating me. I sleep on the floor a lot and am restless when I can't sleep.

Lewds seems actually offended that Soto liked my post more.

I'm still rather lean, but I do have a small paunch going now.

I can't tell if I'm tired.

weed makes it harder to sleep.

and makes it harder to concentrate.

I actually don't like it very much anymore.

If I had caffine today, at 2pm, I think that'd be okay.

idk

a degree in stuff

but sabs

i have to know

chunky or regular/creamy peanut butter?

OKAY
I WILL
MAYBE

I'd rather be gay than like those tits

I know what'll put you right to sleep

a wee bit of a rub and a tug, eh?

stuff?
were the midterms hard?

It's nice when a guy has a belly. It's comfy to lie on after and snuggle.

Creamyyyyyy! I'm not at all a fan of chunky. Blech!

Good! Please do.

i don't think i've ever had a 'midterm' in college

just tests leading up to a final with homework sprinkled in there somewhere

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gun to your head
what do you want to be?

Should I put on weight?

I never nap.

but if I take caffeine, I'll definitely not be able to nap.

the longer I pontificate, the later it gets, the more reckless it'd be to imbibe caffeine.

I'm actually at the point where I really would prefer to just curl up under someone's arm while we put something on TV and pass out with my face in their chest.

Whole heartedly agree.

tfw see the dinosaur girl and its not spegtre

Well fuck me, right?

i don't really care

someone that makes an OK living

i don't need a lot of money

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Aw, I'm sorry. I just don't like the crunchy peanut butter. The texture just throws me off. ♥

Nooo! You'd still be cute if you did, though. But you're great smol. :3

^o^

I like both. Nothin' says I can't have options. :P

that's actually really sweet

yeah same
I wish I actually had aspirations

I accidentally somehow deleted all my source code.

my root directory was somehow overridden by my build directory.

it's given me a chance to start all my studying from scratch, but it's been tedious so far.

My sweetheart has a firm tummy 'cause she swims so much. It's ticklish too.

wow, BDO really fucking died when I was gone

Wholesome

Pure

purée

I would honestly give up sex for life to be with someone who made me feel loved.

I also hate chunky tbh lol

Smooth is always the way to go

Fight me

Join her swimming one of these days!

I love and appreciate you squash
never change you innocent little cinnamon roll

:puke:

Though I'm just kind of emotionally worn lately.
So forgive my sappy bullshit.

*Nuzzle*

I spent like, over 4 hours posting the other day.

it just sorta happened.

I do sometimes, but she swims EVERY day. She's a damned minnow.

Anyway, I gotta go for now. Have fun! ♥

no u

lmao

sabs doesn't like the nut

confirmed!1

aspirations are lame

be who you want to be

be happy with yourself

live life how you want to

all that matters

violence is not the answer m8

B-baka!

Yeah yeah.

but I don't even know how I want to live
isn't that crazy?

Live by the knife

die by the sword

Yuri is puri

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I'm going to caffeine.

it'll be nice since I haven't in ages.

then I'm supposed to have hot-pot with my cousin this evening.

he's 16 and smarter than me. I've avoided him a couple times because I'm pretty sure he knows I'm a loser.

what things do you enjoy in life?

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If I go to AX I kind of hope I can convince a few people to just cuddle up on me in a pile. Nothing sexual. Just cuddles.

Perhaps I should fly out exclusively for ax and jsut die from OD

AX is when? I can go this time if I want

I am unsure.

I'm not taken

Liam Neeson is Taken

lol

you +me
ax suicide pact?

AX is always on the 4th of July weekend

Loafie isn't taken

am not

is this drug lingo?

I like to smoke, play video games, and eat a lot.
you know
like a degenerate

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He is now

what's with that name of yours

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Ruin his boipussy

are you?

Let us do it!

ahah yeah that was a drug joke

okay. 20 minutes of posting.

will forgo nap.

will imbibe energy drink.

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goodnight lads

posting
drank
energy
drank

THOT

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Kanra why are you so fucking gay holy shit kys

see you later my love

I've had a lot of offers lately

oh, you.

it'd be better if I caffeined then exercised.

but I'm tired rn so I don't wanna.

I should plan to caffinate then go for a long walk.

it gets worse when I don't fap.

Gross

it's been almost 30 minutes of posting.

not good.

Boy Pussy

You should give thought to combat sports
if you like to drug it's even more fun to drug then spar
also it will give you the fun exersize

the worst part about him is he doesn't use a name so you have to manually filter him every fucking thread

based nezi saying it

no name posters are cancer

I don't like to get hit.

Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .

0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

Kanra do tell me more about Grand Slams™

no you

*Grand Slams®

I want Soto to Grand Slam my ass.

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lets talk about how america has better cooks than Britain again

Let us talk about BUTTER

I want Soto to Grand Slam Squash's ass

Im 100% gay for buying a ROVE

Everyone is so gay. It is crazy.

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gunna try to sleep.

all the cool kids are doing it

blog much?

goodnight my boy
sleep tight pupper

cum in your vape and smoke it.

Man, makes me wanna be cool.

I can show you how

PogChamp

B-But muh 30 dollar cartridges

You know de wae?

why would you say something like that
you sick fuck

i will show you da wae to uganda

Coward.

I am the savage

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id honestly rather watch more joel but vinny puts out way more content and im horribly bored, poor and the weather is awful in Michigan

i need someone to play like grim dawn with

no jiren

want to add me on steam?

Jiren is the worst meme character ever

he is an uninspired, obnoxious, shitty little pile of no charisma and frieza still hasnt been knocked out yet

so ya'll nigga's about to get trolled

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You won't be saying that once El Hermano shows up

yea ill link you mine

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198207409721/

El mono Blanco is what i'm really waiting for

honestly it would be a vast improvement

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sent

now would be the perfect time to bring back the great ape form tbh

we'll call it ssjssb el harambe

Why is that so good?

accepted

harambe harambe we beg of you
harambe harambe give strength to goku

Because /a/ is autistic

D-Don't bully /a/-chan...

does anybody else love paying $110 to do their homework (not including cost of textbook or course)

cause I know I do

25% of the people who develop this chronic pain condition kill themselves

/a/utistic

dang I don't wanna watch anymore of that

well, take comfort in knowing that it mostly affects women

/a/mazing

hopefully one day modern medicine will have a cure for everything

honestly I'm very confident that a disorder like that will be cured within the next 100 years

obviously it's likely much sooner but still

i like bagels

even more luck to ease your empathy a little, there are little simple skull massages you can do that apparently greatly help relieve the pain

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me on right
you on left

it's funny because when I'm not hungry I want to eat out of boredom but when I'm hungry I don't want to eat because I'm in pain from the hunger

ive actually looked on youtube and people with disease have left comments stating the massages help them

i spent..... 40,000 feathers
on felicia +1

...i gave her "Felicia's Plate"

u_u

=1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm married.

To who?

You don't know them

they go to a different school

Lemme meet them one day

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Good job luka.

Good job Luka.

should i get a big pack of AAA batteries for my headphones or a small pack of AAA lithiums

*hugs scoots tightly*
look how pretty she looks!

thanks :)

Cute! she got that determiantion

idk why I'm watching this but it's great

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She has no emotions

a lifeless husk

That breastplate and shoulder guards are great

I love the colors

Nice incandescent armour

no one answered, i guess ill just wait to get batteries

Google is a fucking thing

thats not as fun and it doesnt involve interacting with people

oops, why did i expect you to know anything about interaction

Because I suck mean dick.

yeah!
they are made entirely of the in game currency!

wat is scoots up to today?

*whom

granite

So she's wearing money?

pretty much

people pay lotsa money for 100s of Orbs on the app, to get a chance at the hero they want.

like 140 orbs alone is like $105 in google play store

but there's the f2p orbs you get for completing in games tasks... they arent easy and only give you like 1 orb each daily

Please tell me you didn't actually spend any money on that...

Just watching some naime before bed. Mang trigger always yanks me in,.

and babooka?

stuffed peppers are done after 8 hours

burning calories is just as fun as consuming them, everyone should take some time this evening to work out a little with me! :D

nope
i earned her! ^_^

what is naime?

i'm just playing around with picture editing

Just caught up on Darling in the Franxxx and now keeping up to date with citrus.

Good, you have a sense of accomplishment now!

how does that work

Because ur fat

Like this Viera butt.

I know I'm fat.

i wanna watch animes too!

what do i do now?

Do it! :3

Bleh I didn't want to say that because I knew it'd make you get this way

You're not fat shut up

Watch animes!

he's not fat
he thicc

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which ones?

how

Child please

Steal them online

He's fat.
Be honest Ian.

WHichever you please! something cute! or actiony!

You are not helping

;~;

that one where they were made in a abyss?

Yes I am.

I just lost 17 pounds...

but that's a great thing

If it is good then YEP

Imma sleep now though babooka!

tired scoots zzzz have fun!

Turn that frown upside down

No, you're not.

Good, keep going

working on it

I see that

Are you supplementing that with exercise?

I took a break while I was eating very little, but my losses have slowed down so I'm adding exercise back. Unfortunately I had to do homework/study today and now that I am free the gym is closed :(

will start exercising again tomorrow

only took a break for a week but I miss it

also adding more calories to compensate for the exercise

Bitch please, go for a run or take a hike somewhere.

I quite literally have to go to the gym.

Walking/running is painful, I have to use a recumbent cycle bike

Why?

joint pain

Ah. I'd suggest a pool then, low impact and whatnot.

nezi hates swimming >:c

What are you, some kind of catboy?

i wish~

Then get swimming buddy. It's good for you.

I'd rather cycle.

I'm getting quite fast~!

well nezi if you like riding things you could always try me :^)

nini scoots! :)

:|

only if you live near florida~

That works too, just get out and do it!

Turn that L into a parenthesis

nothing can make going to florida worth it

yep, starting tomollow =w=

figures :c

what L ?

escape that hellhole
run away with me

Good! Seems like you've got a good plan going

:l

:|
vs.
:l

i wanna be thin and cute again ^-^

nah I have a good life here in hell
sorry :(

Goodmorning.

God damn it

You can't be cute without being thin?

I'm too self conscious

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you're still cute nezi :v
i don't think you're probably even fat I think you just have self image issues!

You need to find better people then.

look at all these youtube videos i have to get through

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hi luka!!!

I know I do but....it's hard ;w;

it's just me

Then stop that. I think you're cute you fucker

for what it's worth i'm not even all that gay and i'd probably kiss you if we were both not taken lol

like ur definitely not even close to ugly

it's cool that Nezi is putting in the effort to be more healthy, but I really wonder, how much does Nezi weigh?

Very explicitly put right here

I linked the wrong comment

He's 183 and 5'11

.///.

I'm not taken...

I don't know if I'd trust that chart, I weigh 190, and i'm 5'9" and I am definitely not overweight.

that's like barely registering as overweight on the BMI scale (which is falling out of use medically) lol

i know bubby i am taken tho
im trying to say you're attractive to me without being super duper gay about it

I found it.

it doesn't account for muscle

personally i don't have muscle

idk it's pretty gay bruh

but that's also ok!

i have accepted that i'm a turbofag i just don't know how to tell guys they're cute without making them think i'm coming on to them cuz I HAVENT BEEN A TURBOFAG FOR VERY LONG

Stop worrying so much about what you look like and focus more on how you'll bond with people. Speaking from experience, who you are as a person is more attractive than what you look like.

Good job!

oh hi there

New

thank you for the advice ^^

s-stop I'm a virgin D:

how you been sweetie? hanging in there?

NOT FOR LONG YOU ARENT ;)))
(or if you count plastic tail plugs)