Bard bullying thread

That's when the real fun and games begin

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Turn up till my nose bleed

you're scaring me...........calm down please hu............;~:

Catch it in a cup for your local neet vampire

okie dokie~

nini now hu
sweet dreams

hi

I'll use your mouth instead.

no you. Sleep tight
*tuccs*

*hugs*
I think I ate too much but I barely ate today and my belly parts hurt

saves me washing that cup then

stop thinking about it.

my brother wants me to go skydiving with him but i'm too scared

pull a prank on him and don't pull the parachute.

-hands out oranges and boxes of strawberry juice to the squirrels, politely lined up for breakfast-

I bet you can't even kill yourself right

xD

women are statistically much worse at killing themselves than men

women use pills and shit

guys use guns and shit

My brother took me skydiving once
Only nice thing he's done

Hey the times I almost died I wasn't even trying to die

Women are fucking retarded then

Yeah, everyone needs to get on ban's suicide level

I didn't know you were a girl

Some pills are for getting high
Some are for making you throw up
And some are for killing
Most of the ones you get from the doctor are the first two
Unless you get those weird gel capsule cough pills those can kill you by paralyzing your lungs if you chew them
I've got probably 50 of those around my house from the time I had pneumonia

I've never tried to kill myself

I'm not

Saving them for a special night ?

If they haven't spoiled by the time I get around to dying
But in a couple of centuries I can probably just go out in the sunlight or unplug my battery or something much simpler than suffocating myself

Something else must be the reason then

-squeaks...is tessalon perles?-

Yeah don't drink the gel

was it fun?

feelsbadman

women are more emotional about suicide maybe

idk

It was a lot of fun
I wish I had another chance to go up

or maybe you'll have a robotic vagina and will finally be happy.

I can't imagine what

I mean I'm going to die eventually I'd rather choose my time

-has never thought of doing so- 0.o

its gonna be something out of your control at a time you won't expect

you do it or dont

*pats head*
Good cutie

Nah I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever until I kill myself

then how are you such a suicide expert, huh?

did someone say suicide?

Morning bread

morning suicide

Cease this niggetry

This is interesting

Umm no sweetie, women are just smarter. They plan to survive, and they do.

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^-^

-gives you tea-

I just love bait in the morning

Girls only die 75% as much as men.
Close the death gap.

big tiddies

Cute Kuromi ♥

:)

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get a room

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A dog hotel kennel

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Dogs sometimes do watersports on each other in those things

When part of u is still sleepy so u drink more coffee but then it ends up being too much and u've also smonked more weed to take the edge off

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POST in the THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sexi kuromi

😍

nah

Thanks for ur post

You may go now, it's an Erio-only thread

But beware the REVERSE PSYCHOPATHOLOGY

Do NOT be deceived into posting

Kuromi shitposting is maybe one of the best kinds, I think

If u think about it, Sanrio's characters are basically designed to be shitposted

It's great that my shitposting has evolved to a point where I can just be a thread myself

This ensures 100% that Holla Forums will never die

You may beg for death, for a final end to your suffering, but I will not grant it

Honestly, I don't know what u guys would do without me

I'm basically the backbone of this place

This board and all of the regular posters here need to be burned alive in the middle of their respective town square. Fuck all of you faggots.

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When u make the thread so active at 6AM that [Nerve Center] shows up and yells at u :(

only the people posting now do, tbh

I don't know, I guess you could say my shitposting power is pretty dangerous

Tumblrista Moefag Namefaggot pieces of shit have nothing on me. I'd rather see 8ch DDOS'd into hell than faggot boards and assholes like you survive. Scum.

And yet here you are.

My Melody and Kuromi are lesbians btw

To be fair, I think I'm one of the only Tumblristas here

Let us ride this faggot into HELL!!!11

Yeah, you guys can tag along I guess

Pass.

:(

nigger are you fucking saging on a board with only one thread at a time?

Rolled 4, 3, 7, 1, 6, 1, 7 + 7 = 36 (7d7)

Fucking tripfags. You will pay for this...throw trip sevens.

People from [Nerve Center] are like from a higher dimension

Their saging makes sense by their browsing logic

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Wait what? What are we playing?

Also you seem tsun like Jack

I'm not a furry

The only rabbit I'd fuck is Kuromi

Listen...BRO...how does it make sense to manage a website if you can meta every single board that comes up. You realize they only come up for review so that we can judge them RIGHT?!

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Maybe it's just the bigg weed I smonked making me retarded but idk what you're talking about

Are you trying to imply you're a global mod? :3

Hi cute kitty

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I said nothing of the sort. Just keep it in this board or else.

Mom!

You want pets? ^^ -pets you-

I think 4chan's /s4s/ would probably be my first choice if I wanted to go somewhere to drag new people here

It would have the bonus of punishing the people already here for not posting enough

This is a creepmoeshitcontaimentboard and don't forget it. Fuck sake it's leaking everywhere like so many other shitboards. Fuck it.

I haven't been shitposting anywhere else recently

Which one of you is anally leaking?

Wait, are you so retarded and autistic that you think this is the centre of anime shit on this fucking weeb website, you absolute mongoloid?

Words don't apply to me.

I haven't watched the new episode of Citrus because my laptop is broken atm...
Was it any good?

*pet*

pet me too

Yeah, can't really answer that question well without spoilers tho

Also I just remembered I still need to watch the new bob teen ebin

*pet*
I have no idea who you are

New Bob Teen Ebin? What's that?

ow... your pets hurt...

Blood chan, is that you?

Just checking up on containment boards...scum.

Pop Team Epic

You don't know about it? Interesting that my meme-ing about lesbian anime caught your attention so quickly but bob teen ebin didn't

.////. yiss

Popuko and Pipimi are lesbians tho

hello

Bc pls
Whats good?

Oh! I know about it, I want to watch it, but I'm waiting for the season to end. You know I can't watch a lot of anime >_

all this contains is tripfags

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So it seems...

nuffin just bored, how are you?

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I AM already dead...

That's kinda cool...

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I have to walk my doggos, brb.

You're ok...for now.

*walks you*

THE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS MAYNE

Just bored, waiting, and reading because low battery

afternoon lads

Oho that's one of my favorite animes ever

*grrs at other dogs* ._.,

nice, mines me 10MB up and 5MB down
Combine that with two hardcore gamers for brothers and you can't even watch YouTube videos

Go get your charger...
shouldn't you be sleeping?

-points-

Its midday, and im sat waiting in a car :/

what are you pointing at?

Lol you silly euros don't know what a car is.
What are you waiting for? :c

I like pointing at things I want

My dad to wrap some shit up so i can get a lift, promised id chill with his car and keep an eye on his tools while he does a job down a dodgy street

And why is it that you want me?

Dodgy? I thought all white people were really nice.

Is he paying you?

I don't know....
I think you're nice. Are you nice?

I thought so too but ultimately the attributes of a person should usually be determined by the judgement of the people around them, not the person themselves

Are there Sharia zones in the UK

Whatever, I like you and that's that.

0.0 -holds up a bottle of homemade chocolate milk to you-

dunno, i dont live in london

that's good to know my friend
I like you too desu

does it have blood in it..?

-sips seductively-
Ougi is trying to date me now... what do?

I don't want to hurt his feelings by saying no.

There's not a lot of things to like about me. You need a certain level of taste to actually appreciate someone like me.

I suppose I could say the same about myself, so it's good that we both have the taste to like each other :3

you w-want me to taste you for real..?

-shakes head nu, has chocolate in it! And a little vanilla-

:3

i wouldn't mind a little of your blood in it

-sips slowly and savors the taste- thanks so much for making this for me

Ehhh! I have to sweep, I'll be right back!

no thank you
by 'taste'I presumed you meant it in the sense of having good [figurative] taste

o///o

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Arrays start at 2

asakura when you said you were going to sweep did you mean you were going to sweep or was that you saying you were going to sleep but typing it as though you had a lisp

at 1

choos

-cling to the broom jealously. Does not want to share-

Mhm... sure that's exactly what I meant....

Now you're getting too into it!

My mom is old so I sweep and mop for her, and grocery shopping, etc, etc. That's what kids are for

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god damn autoupdate

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would you kindly not stab me please

-is the only chocolate milk he'll drink! Is rilly easy to make too, and way better than syrup-

but...

If you kill me we won't be able to have these nice conversations...

im bad at holding my end of conversations tho...

why does everything you eat have to be so fancy?

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-is not fancy. Is just home made. Takes extra time, but tastes extra good. Every meal counts!-

-gladly cooks for you-

That's not a problem, and in fact I thought you were doing so better than I, but some other people may not quite have the patience I do

typically friends don't kill each other

Shit friends you have

Greetings friends, you may have found yourself wondering at some point "What if I need to perform an emergency baptism in a crisis situation?" well friends, let me share with you.

kencollins.com/instructions/how-04.htm

what up gamers

-gets the Father Blue play kit with collar, sacrament, and real working cross. Also gets the garden hose. -

you know, i was pretty impressed till this part

If a member of the clergy declines to baptize the person, do not take it upon yourself to do it.
Do not baptize a person if a member of the clergy instructs you not to do it or tells you it is unnecessary.

"im dying squirtle"
"hey uh, are you sure i can't just like pretend to be giving them a baptism so they don't panic while they are dying?"
"nope"

cook people for me too...
You must come from a fancy family and butlers and shit

Alright fine I'm only acting this way because i'm nervous and yeah....

-looks around at his tiny house with too many kitties...yeah...is fancy- ._.

-thinks people probably have to be prepared like pork so looks into fennel and cracked pepper recipes-

I'm hungry now...

that's not a problem at all
act however you like my friend

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we've had this conversation before I believe
if not friends, what relationship would you like to have with me?

Hungry? For cocks?

have you ever tried Wright brand bacon?

i just got a package of some and it says "Bacon done the Wright way on it" and i have to say it lives up to the message

It's always about the dick with you two

Cannot shift focus away from penis.

slut

Hungry for blood.

thankful, scoots is about as ugly as a penis, the the topic of discussion is not particularly hard to shift

The biggest there ever was, are and ever will be.

i don't know...
i'm bad at this, i just want to hurt people

always

-snugs and makes you pot roast with carrots and parsnips-

The thirst is real

not a problem senpai
if you ever do decide don't be afraid to tell me

Morning, everyone. How are your weekends treating you?

Well look who show sup at the cock talk.

Purely coincidental. This morning at least xd

morning desu
I could go for a soup right now

As if

Hmm. Yes. I was looking at cioppino recipes last night. Still can't decide on what to cook tomorrow.

What's your favorite soup?

A pleasant coincidence.

-kisses Ika goodnight and scurries into the broom closet for the day.-

Co-inky-DINK

awweeeehhh shit sun they do the awesome thick steak cut bacon in brown sugar

shit son shit sun, fucking shit sun, what are you such a weak, small main sequence star

no wait stay that way pls

i bet if the sun could hear us all complain about him he'd get mad and destroy the earth

baddog what are you doing?

interesting!

probably either beep or shrimp bisque
I don't usually have those often and most the time I just have basic stuff

I love you sweet dreams

*beer

I never thought of shrimp bisque as a cheaper replacement for lobster bisque... good shit.

basic stuff isn't necessarily bad, I just try to find something new to cook once a week on my days off^^ I'd like to do just like a chicken noodle soup again at some point and have soup FOR DAYS.

kek now you're tryna make me fat...

I actually lost 4lbs after trying to hard last year to gain 10...
Man I wanted to cry.

You have no fucking idea. If you were here right now you'll have me arrested for rape.

come hurt people with me, it's so much fun

"You're just a drink and a pee pee touch away from rape charges, lady"

Such an attentive padawan.

never cooked a soup myself, I've considered it before but I think I'd rather just stick with buying them

I don't believe I'd be very well cut out for hurting people

-loves you too-

It's a good time and it makes your place smell good too^^

Hmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe I will make one some time desu
but probably speaking I never will

Hmmmm..

Hi Scoots^^

Sup?

nm I think my back is busted so I'm just laying around watching yt vids waiting for work

whatchu upto?

Watching YT videos, nothing else barring that. Home from work, painted nails, just relaxing this dsunday as you do.

Is that what you are watching on youtube?

How did you bust your back? surely it was in some mundane work related act? OR was it, as we all hope, through a funny and zaney perhaps maybe erotic act?

Ooh what color?? What stuffs are you watching?

Yeah, I got there somehow, I usually just stumble recipes and look at foodporn.

Probably lifting too much at work. lmao I wish it was the latter too ;3

Dark denim blue, dark.
Kind of a dare. Kind of a "time to be fabulous" moment.

Heh, atleast there would have been some tickle to counteract it. Esh, silly work. What are you doing for work now anyhow... did you stop working at the DQ?

Well, you know, I know that feel. Start off watching a meme video and then I am suddenly getting red pilled on Jonestown in 4 videos.

then I am suddenly getting red pilled on Jonestown
story of my life t b h

Nice! Dark blues are hawtu. Maybe I'll do mine tomorrow to match^^

I'm just there until I move then we'll see where I'm at. It's been starting to get busy again so it's kinda fun lately.

Busy and productive is good!

And moving? Arizona right?

Man that is going to be a enviroment/climate shift! Get that tan yo.
Another Arizona poster. Esh.

AND do it, matchy matchy, gotta git that vogue goin'.

Currently on the h3 podcast, so some wild and whacky autoplays are on the table.
Perhaps I will discover how Hurricane Katrina was an inside job.

At the very least it makes the shift go by quicker lol

mmhm. idk I think it would be more impressive if I somehow stay pale there honestly. I've only ever gotten a legit tan one summer out of my entire life lol

I want to use the whole desert thing as inspiration for creative outlets. Painting and cooking etc. Pretty pumped/10

Wow, this sounds like its a bigger deal than just moving. I mean, moving in and of itself is a pretty stressful and huge deal. But It is a good thing to see some very postiive attitudes towards it.

ANNNNNNNNNND oyu have that NON TAN skin on lock? Wow, well, its probably my
British genetics... But I dont fair well in the heat. I become the lobster if I do not add sun screen.

Which, I apply religiously. Much to my friend's chagrin(jokes on him, he always badgers for sunscreen after he gets sunburnt).

I am going to have to be on a whole new level this summer. So much sun is coming... I hope...

But, painting? Cooking? What have you in mind for both?

Not to sound like a dick but I never had you down as a painter... atleast I do not remember you mentioning it before. Maybe I am just blind and have been in the meme game too long.

Memers never die.

Do you have work lined up for when you get out there? Or are you going balls deep in the frontier lifestyle heh

thedailybeast.com/the-scam-artist-who-sold-fake-armored-trucks-to-us-army

nice nice another thing for us to throw on the mountain of shit we pretend to have under control

sorry im really distracted by long full screen vids and articles some guy on facebook is linking and helping Maxi with some of her writing homework

Ladies, Gentlemen, another nail in the COFFIN OF CAPITALISM.

The military created Task Force 2010, a team of forensic accountants, law-enforcement agents, intelligence analysts, lawyers, and auditors, to scrutinize Afghan contractors. The team reported that, of the thirty-one billion dollars in contracts that it inspected, an estimated three hundred and sixty million dollars had reached corrupt officials, criminals, or the Taliban. Thomas Creal, the lead forensic accountant on the task force, told me that U.S. taxpayer dollars reached the insurgents through a layer of intermediaries that began with the contractors. “I always viewed them as an aider and abettor of terrorist acts,” he said.

The military created Task Force Scootaloo, a team of forensic Trap Hunters, meme affecionados, intelligent gaymers and professional autists to scrutinize internet websites. The team reported that, of the thirty-one billion memes in websites that it inspected, an estimated three hundred and sixty million memeshad reached corrupt admins, mods, or the Dark Web. Christopher Poole, the lead forensic memer on the task force, told me that Internets official memes reached the Corrupt Admin through a layer of intermediaries that began with the Memers. “I always viewed them as an aider and abettor of stolen meme acts,” he said.

Mmhm. I just gotta move on from here since there's no reason left for me to stay. Might as well take the positive stance on it and use that as an opportunity, y'know?

Mmhm, I turn bright red too. I lived in that spf 60+ for the last 2 summers, I'll keep doing that for sure.

I want to start with watercolors, then work my way up to oil painting. I was thinking 2-3 pieces a month and use my art as an interesting timeline of my stay in the desert :p
I used to do lots of mediums back when I was in NAHS but just kind of fell away from art for a long while.

As for cooking, I'm gonna keep trying new stuff regardless, so that's not as planned as the painting idea.

y'all write too much, this is why i don't post

That is true and that is a very neat way to look at it. Kind of sucks though that you've no reason to stay. BUT be that as it may, its good to put a positive spin on things. Killing it on the West side!!! Ya guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.

Gotta get tha tpaper and give 'em the Markie Mark accent too. They'll dig it!

Just watch out for Fish and Cupcake. They are in the wilds.

Right? I know that struggle, literally in Cancun I am going to be bathing 5 times a day in a tub of factor 5000. Like... shit is gonna be warm as a heckin' heck!

But, if you live there, you gonna acclimatize. Shit is just nature dawg.

Part of me wishes I had that impulsive drive to move somewhere new, it'd be cool! I am, kind of unfortunately, rooted where I am at. I mean. I want to travel. But to be honest I dont feel the need to move anywhere else. I am kind of satisfied where I am. Which is kind of a bit of a betrayal to younger me. Younger me thought that I would just develop this mobility to move somewhere more "exciting", nope. Boring boring boring.

Just got to make the present more interesting I guess.

And this is a talent in its infancy? Good luck! I hope you stick with it and pick it up. That would be neat. Finally we would have an artist in the threads.

Well, another artist, Oobs is a pretty bitching drawer. I think she is incredible. People who draw I think are in general. Ive not got the patience with drilling myself in that ssort of thing.

Use the art as a little story telling device? A trip into the desert wastes of the Arizonas? xd FallOut Arizona.

Time to make the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes!!!!

writing lots is good desu

I havent made big old posts like this in a while. So I guess Elma should feel proud that I am reverting to autism default.

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no

teach me how to make big posts too

It is like opening a tap. You know that bridge between your brain/thoughts and typing... Instead of letting your fingers be the leader... Allow your brain to take over. If you are a touch typist as you ought to be you can really make everything just fly. You can just rable on and on and on. You can then start constructing huge paragraphs and tomes and novellas just with the sheer brain power alone. Somethines they dont even have to lead anywhere, or mean anyhing. They can be jsut simple big old massive blocks of texts and characters. Then you realize that this is the art of the ultimate shitpost. the copy pasta. make it bombastic enough and it will live forever,

Learn how in my new book... The Art of the Shitpost.

Wew. Yeah I'm gonna hang out with mandy and fish and probably drunky too. Party in the sandbox lol

If you feel no need then there's no need

how's your day been so far asakura, killed anyone yet?

Mandy!!! I hadnt realized/forgot they were from there. Well that all sounds dapper as feck to be fair. Mandy seems legit. And isn't arizona next to California? or is it next to Nevada that is next to Arizona?

Possibilities! I mean, theres a few little travel hubs for get aways quite close! Ayyyyyy!

No need I can habeeb! Maybe after august I am going to become like a co-worker and just work to travel. He just recently got back from holidaying in Japan/South Korea and the Phillipines. FUCKER! I am jelly AF!! So my decision is the biggo one, after Mexico... Is it "go wild, balls deep" and go Japan, or is it the USA tour I have been speaking of since...Like... forever.

But man, where to go in the US. It is so BIG. So many places! I would/will have to do like a million trips to see a fraction of anything.

And atleast with cooking, you can eat the proverbial/literal fruits of your labour, all like... "ayyyy tasty as heck!".
But the drone creating sounded pretty bad ass, custom drone zoomies!

What style of art are you looking at with the painting? Portraits? Landscapes? Gimme some of the lowdown, so I have something to tell chroniclers as "Angry Homosexual Internet Poster" in the BioFic

Oh boy, there are some BIG BOY contenders for that. I mean, if I were to go to a coffee chain and grab cake and coffee...My brain would be scouting for the carrot cake or a coffee and walnut cake OR a red velvet. BUT for big occasions it has to be the Black Forest Gateaux. Just has to be. Luxury.

AND then I am thinking "But cheesecake is good too", cheesecake would be my home-y thing.

Eating is fantastic. RIP.

Arizona shares a border with Nevada and California.
Phx is about 5 hours from Cali, and a good 8 from Vegas.

Actually, I take that back, it's only that long if you take the 17, and that'd be stupid.

So my brain wasn't entirely derping out. Good to know.

A decent dent in the library so far.
I don't know what to get next though.

saw an N64 yesterday while at work, but... I dunno... the whole scart thing... man...

Does your TV not do Scart?

Wait, SCART isn't even native to N64.

Not going to lie. I haven't really checked. I assumed more modern tvs had done away with it. One sec I will double check.
ALSO wouldnt like... a 50inch tv ruin the games appearance/resolutions/ratios n some shit?

AND LMAO

wait, literally decades since I owned my last n64 I forget the wire compositiopn for tv and assumed it was scart owo

EVERY TIME YOU POST TO Holla Forums YOU SUPPORT THE RAPE OF CHILDREN

Would you believe that the largest gathering of Pedophiles are at one website? It’s called 8ch.net. Hosted by Jim Watkins an American on the run (Tax Fraud) living in the Philippines, a well known haven for Pedophiles. Watkins also runs a “pig farm” in a remote location along with the website and N.T. Technology.

In order to make a proper and factually correct accusation, proof must be provided. The boards are not just some “MAP” discussion but actual promotion of pedophilia including rape and violence against children. Caution is advised as some of the following will likely cause emotional distress.

Holla Forums has 13 boards devoted to promoting pedophilia. Most of the time the posts skirt US law. With actual child pornography posted frequently until they are removed by moderators. In addition, Holla Forums also features 4 other boards promoting rape, snuff and beastiality.
8ch. net/younglove
Political and other discussions of how to as well as making it legal to rape your children
8ch. net/bl
Pics and fantasies of raping boys
8ch. net/tot
Grotesque board about raping and torturing toddlers
Here’s a sample that is by far the worst thing I’ve
ever seen on the internet. 8ch.net/tot/res/1312.html

Screenshot in case it’s taken down.
8ch. net/in
Celebration of incest
8ch. net/delicious
As in “cake” referring to pre-teen girls
8ch. net/loli
Cartoons featuring rape, murder and torture of children
8ch. net/creep
Stalkers or “Creepers” posting pics, creepy fantasies and personal info of young girls
taken from social media sites.
8ch. net/yg
As in “young”. Pedophiles posting pics of girls they wish to molest.
8ch. net/8teen
Pics of teens that mostly not 18+
8ch. net/ss
Adult women molesting young boys.
8ch. net/shota
Topic of Boys being raped by Adult men.
8ch. net/waifuist
Creepers posting pics and fantasies of pre-teen and tween girls.
8ch. net/b
A “random” board that tolerates frequent pedophile related postings.
And its users think a girl eating live mice is “pretty”.
8ch. net/b/res/7763535.html
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Other boards
8ch. net/rape
Pics, Vids and vulgar fantasies of rape, torture and murder of girls and women.
8ch. net/gore
Lunatics posting pics, vids and fantasies of death, torture and murder.
8ch. net/r73
Or “SnuffR73”
“Gore, sex, sadism, torture”. The mentally ill proclaiming death and torture pics as erotica.
8ch. net/zoo
Stomach wrenching board about rape and torture of Animals.

pedophilechan.wordpress.com/

WHat a big boy you are

user pls do not advertise yur pedo boards tank u

would you kindly moralfag elsewhere

Well, N64 runs on a 4:3 ratio so you would want something that is more square than wide.
I don't think it really matters so it's personal opinion if you don't mind a slightly stretched picture.

As for quality N64 wasn't made to be shown on high resolution screens. So if you play on an LCD it's going to look jagged as hell and a lot of the image might look distorted. So any game that has small details are going to look awful.

SCART only works on modded consoles. N64 is RGB.

Ah I figured, no worries, I dont have space for another smaller tv... or do I

PVMs are small, but go pretty high for cost.

Wouldn't be the first time lmaoo

morning

I have ordered Pokemon Puzzle league.
Excite.

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It's past noon.

Ughhhh

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What am I looking at?

Fur horror.

all fur is horror

Except for the fur by that one artist who does the cute traps

marty or whatever

Well stop it. Bard is for bully, not fur degenerates

I can't bully him.
I'm too tired nowadays and am being a good boy.

All fur is for degenerates.

Traps. However, are for cultured men and women.

traps are God's gift and they must be protected

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Just like a britbong
Good
Bad
Good
Bad

And furfags are the degenerates

Loco why won't you publicly camwhore for me?

To be fair I actually fuck dogs...

You're not making my case any easier

I see you didn't overdose.

Sadly

because i'm insecure about my body

Degenerates.

Na, you got lot's to live for.

That's an honest answer.
Life's too short to be self conscious. You're beautiful.

Waiting on my insult from Hu

where's my dogfucking friend?

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Soto, how does it feel that your ancestors went from a thriving giant voodoo sacrifice worshipping empire to a bunch of impoverished taco vendors?

THERE HE IS

In game so slow replies.

THE TRAP SHOULD FEAR THE BONG

trap dongs?

Sucks to be them lol

Why should anyone fear a britbong lol

Shame loco never became a trap. Wasted potential.

because their education system is shoddy

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Not with that fucking hair he isn't LMAO

You should fear their breakfast

Cause that shit is disgusting

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beans on toast is good you dumb nigger

English breakfast is good though, provided it's some decent quality and not just some americanized shit.

no
it's really not

Can't really expect americans to know what good food taste like anyway

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you're just sheltered europoors who haven't had the chance to eat real food

beans on toast and breakfast sausage are the only things brits know how to do other than tea

usa has most michelin star restaurants in the world
go eat some fermented fish

THATS WHY I SAID POTENTIAL WASTED

ok

haha silly americlaps not eating rotten fish and salt paste on dense chewy rye bread

FUCKING BEANS ON TOAST

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants#List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants_by_country_in_the_latest_version
BEATEN BY FUCKING FROGS
Burgers are so fucking useless

The only food culture that the USA has that isn't imported from other countries is that which is based around the staples of sugar and marketing.

"Real food" featuring Ronald McDonald.

Comparing size, fairly certain France has more on average.

i cant understand you over the rotten fish scent on your breath

Oh lol BTFO. Unless you wanna count 1-2 star michelin LMAO

oi scoot chaw me up a fry up innit

You got rekt so hard lol.
poor, poor amerimutt

BREXIT IS BREAKFAST

i dont even see denmark on there tho

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

brb running to the store a country over so i can buy something that isn't rotten fish

"americans must all eat mcdonalds hurr durr"

nigga is you serious?

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Just eat what makes you happy.
Good food is good food.

did someone say BREXIT

You can google Noma, several years winner of best michelin restaurant. Stars was taken due to closing down for a relocation. But nevermind, you've already been BTFO'd harder than you can recouperate from l0l

You're pathetic

ROTTEN FISH

You assumed I ate fermented fish.
?????????

fucking plebs

THE BASS IS FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I didn't say that

only danes can feel this insecure about their country but somehow still feel a sense of nationalism
thank god i dont live in that wasteland

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Bitterballen zijn een culinair hoogtepunt.

Personally I like foods from most countries.
Origin hardly matters when most food is shared between nations to some degree.

Where did you get my picture?

"time to shit on america because I wish I lived there"

-Hu, right now

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Doxxed grim's googlebox

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I ate too much now I feel sick

I hope you all have had a nice day!

OBSESSED

Your name fits your mood right now. You're being ridiculously retarded.

There's the memes

mb, you both spewed dumb shit so mixed you up :^)

*Monches on you*

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Hu can I add you on discord

what a STUPID BOY

sure thing hu#5751

If you have to argue violently or insultingly in favour of something, I think it's because you're not sure of it yourself. Someone who's secure and sure of what they're saying doesn't particularly care what others think. So it's only when you're looking for someone else to validate your beliefs for you, because you're insecure in those beliefs, that you become rude or argumentative. So maybe y'all should chill and accept you're all very insecure about your countries's food and accept the Lord in your hearts.

no

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hu can i be your friendo

that's an awful lot of vitriol for someone accusing someone else of being mad

CAREFUL NOW

BORK!

do not lewd my pet

You're all idiots.
Best food is forbidden fruit.

*wags tail*

I wont I promise!

I just like being able to talk to you guys on other platforms!

like if anyone wanted to add me they could uwu Sinni#2001

I can't believe Nezi fucks his pet.

The accusation is justified

THE FUCKING WHORE GOT MY BOAR

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fuck

A BOAR NED!!!!! ON AN OPEN FIELD!!!!

K.

Eurofags confirmed Tea drinking Mexicans

WIIIIIIIINE

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ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBA!!!

Silly puppy. ^o^

added

M-may I have head pats?

Where is Bessies fine tits?

Is this a doujin? If so pls link

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THANK THE GOD'S FOR BRINA'S TITS

Do the brits actually listen to the kooks or is that just a meme?

Some do, they are fucking indie trash though

we have to decide something for future reference

are you, Scootaloo, the quintessential brit?

A real estate agent agrees to sell an apartment complex according to the following commission​ schedule: ​$50,000 plus 25​% of the selling price in excess of ​$950,000. Assuming that the complex will sell at some price between ​$950,000 and ​$1,000,000 ​inclusive, over what range does the​ agent's commission​ vary? How does the commission vary as a percent of selling​ price?

Well. Yes. Yes I am. By gov.

It is, don't have a link tho

maths is scary

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Mhm, and ear scritches too. *pat pat scritches*

wow fuck math

well then
can you tell me something?
how depressed is your homeland?

I love you

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