ill make a thread
and bard wont see it
ill make a thread
and bard wont see it
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You are
You stole my image.
Everyone below this post is Bard
It is and I still play them. Am I that easily forgettable? .... Don't answer that.
wow was it that fast
its quite old
New thread post
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Rad. I'm glad they have a good home.
I couldn't remember if it was you or Shorty I sent them too.
It's hard to find people who like old games like I do.
Girls suck ass
posting in a bard free thread
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does brad have moogs filtered?
lol that's rich
i love brad so much
That's why you need one
Oh Thanks
I grew up with a NES and an Atari despite being a couple years out of their golden-era, so that shit is nostalgic for me. I remember being way too psyched to open the envelope you sent.
You already saw most of the good stuff then. Have you seen a lot of Tarantino stuff? Because if not I'm forcing my must-watch list down your throat
Mugen is fucking retarded
If I waned to talk to a self mutilating furry I'd go talk to the meth addicts who live in the trailer parks downtown
I'm gonna keep turning them down instead.
np
50gp pls
GEORGE IS FOR ROUGH SEX NOT FOR BULLY
Only some girls
I dont
NES is great, but a bitch to collect for. I got a USB controller and a no intro ROM set and play that way.
bard is mad i cucked him
s-sorry I don't have any money
maybe I could pay you some other way
yeah I've seen a lot of Tarantino stuff
Him and Del Toro
WHORE!
I emulate most of my NES stuff because you're right, collecting sucks. Everyone held on to everything good, and now even the reject games are being bought up because of the hipster revival. It sucks, man.
Good. I don't have to condescendingly chastise you as if my opinion actually mattered.
What's your favorite Tarantino movie?
Yeah but you're also not a girl so
No I need my money
or else i'm gonna have to break your legs
i'm not gay but 50gp is 50gp
Want one?
It's not too hard to get.
lol moogs is really frustrating to get mad at though
he takes shit in stride pretty well
My legs are all I'vegot left............
riiiight
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I dunno
A lot of his works are still on my watch list but everything I've seen is great
I'm buying it
I don't care
He fucking started it man
just a bunch of retard shit that stacks up over the years
It's why I hate furries actually
No, no, no. I'm aware that copies exist on Ebay for cheap and whatnot, but I've been a sucker for Final Fantasy since I was a wee lad, and I've wanted one in mint-condition, box, manual and all, and those are a few hundred minimum. I just found out I'm gonna be a dad in eight months, so I don't have any scrap to blow.
If you haven't seen Pulp Fiction, do it.
Help
Ban's going to break my legs
They were a girl when it happened so its not gay.
Are you sure about that?
Cock.
It weird me out when posters show signs of being actual people with lives.
I get to be an honorary uncle right?
i have no idea what i did lol. im doing my physics homework
the nice thing about this board is
you know what
i support you
moog's ego is a little too big
FUCKING ANIMALS IS NOT ALRIGHT
Yeah
As honorary as any non-family uncle is.
Yeah, since I disappeared a couple years ago, I married my best friend, who I'd been on and off with for years, started working as a high school teacher last August and now am on my way to being a parent.
When I first met you fuckers I was still a homeless alcoholic.
How time changes things.
Cut his off first
He was, and always will be, a guy
This is niggys fault
Thats not what I was told
why would someone lie to me about that ?
It's good to see you doing well in life, man.
Feels like it's been ages. Guess time flies.
I've seen Pulp Fiction, inglorious basterds, Kill Bill, the hateful 8, from dusk til dawn
what is?
moogs is cool though if you talk to him
he's not some evil monster
We really need a return to form with the sharpie-in-pooper gender verification system.
moogs a cute irl
uhh
actually I'm a girl
faggots lie all the time, especially if they're after your dick
You can't take him out in public though.
The things he says and the things he wears.
...
what does he wear
...
fuck they're onto me
...
This is a pic I took of him when we went walking.
Nah, you aren't
This isn't what I thought was for me. I expected to be punkrock4lyfe and die at 22 from cirrhosis in a scummy alley somewhere in a small mountain town. I thought my life was meant for aimless ambitions, recreational substance abuse and being holier-than-thou because I didn't "Conform to societies standards."
And now I'm a white-collar suburban husband.
I don't know whether I did something right or my life is over, but I guess I'm not dead in an alley.
I don't wanna talk about me. Tell me how Squash has been.
I hope more people start lying to me then.
same
I hate him because when I tried posting in the furry threads he told me to get the fuck out but when I told the furries to get the fuck out he flipped shit
I also hate him because of his shit he was always public posting with Ghostie
Literally eveyone here's just a person I mean dude Blood chan probably does the same shit you and I do but I have never been able to get any sense of getting even with either of them and so I will hate them until I do or until they or myself leaves or dies
slut
bum sheek
I'm a girl
idk about that
I honestly can't tell what your goblin looking ass is
you could be
did you just
question my gender...........
You haven't seen me irl, or you would know immediately how you wanted your sex.
you can only pick one
Yeah I did, what are you gonna do about it my favourite cocksock?
whoa i didn't know about this. ghosters is terrible
You know they have a Flat Earth convention ?
Well, I'm an emotional mess and a whore who activly tries to piss people off because it fills what little time I have outside of work.
Though lately I've kind of mellowed and try to just get along with people because I feel like I'm losing the few friends I have left. But I moved home and hang out with my old friend from school here at our house all day so it is nice to have that.
I have to go get looked at by a doctor soon, but I'm making enough money and with fewer costs so I can save and invest in myself. It's actually put my life in balance so I don't feel so destitute. I miss the south, but I'm taking shit as it comes.
I'm not happy, but like, I'm content for now. And I'm sure I'll be getting there. I've taken a lot for granted and I just want to make sure I don't do that with people or things.
But I am
I will never forgive him for toying with my fragile heart
ghostie is like several other trannies i have chased. i am sorry
i had to cum
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A Ghost load.
oh god you werent supposed to say anything about that.........
who ghosters or moogs?
honestly you should not be in contact with ghosters because he is legit retarded
Medium rare please
I never said I was going to sex them
i just wanted the attention
👌
Post your female balls
tisk tisk
No
Feminine nutsack
obvs ghostie
like hell dude I've flirted with half the thread for the past 5 years and e fucked at least half that and its nothing
but once somone pulls some cupcake shit and tells you day after day on steam how much they love you you kind of think theres a reason for it
Dude, you're a breath of fresh air. Don't worry about being an emotional mess. Most of us are. I spend more nights sneaking outside to chain smoke than I spend in bed with my wife because lol anxiety. You're definitely not alone there. And don't you ever stop pissing people off. Incite that anger and remind those worthless fucks that they're alive.
You moved home? To where, exactly? And what the fuck is there to miss in the south? The only good thing that ever came out of the south was Cajun cooking and most of Louisiana in general.
What's the call for the doc visit?
Take me for granted all you want baby. I won't take it personally.
Get on my level.
I've ACTUALLY fucked half the threads.
...
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The Man
The Myth
The Legend
Sorry cutiepie~
You wanted them to give your dick some of their attention, yeah!
I don't actually need more of that
It would annoy me if people bothered me
Why so many posts?
whoa i don't know about that
cuppers never really talks to past a few replies
probably because I'm here
who else can I talk shit on while I'm at it
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I just find it hard to cope with how far my friends are from me.
It wasn't so bad when you were all just internet people, but actually meeting and living with some of you makes it hard to separate that anymore.
Back in Alabama I was living with Snuffles in 2015 and last year. I've moved like 11 times in 5 years now, and it really takes the wind out of your sails. Alambama was just so rustic outside of the city, but the city became a familiar haven to go to. I'm from small town MO so you can imagine it was wild for me to move to the foot hills near Huntsville.
I was on the farm and got to just be out in the world. I think it really helped me turn into someone that can kind of make his way. And I miss Snuffles and his husband. Two of my closest friends now. Also the first place I've really made friends in real life after I got out of school. And I miss them a lot. I had an actual life.
And I just have a lot wrong with me. My hip goes out sometimes, I sleep so little, and I can't eat much without getting sick as a dog.
Talking is kind of cathartic so I appreciate when people actually want to listen to me ramble like this. It's introspective.
Give it time.
I'll make it to you eventually~!
See above reply.
the floor is yours lol
i won't stop you
You made fun of my ducks dying.
I'll name a bowl of hummus after you.
well to my credit, your ducks kept dying
o-oh god
So do your cats.
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I nice try but I ain't a queenslander
-has a bottle of chocolate milk clutched to his chest protectively. He casts nervous glances around the room as he searches for a safe place to hide it. Has heard tale of awful people who pour it down sinks- :
are you talking about mine? i had one that like died from old age
Lol everything just keeps dying, lmao
Fucking Life, are you even trying?
So you're communication catalyzer?
U should refrigerate it
the other two are doing great. thanks for reminding me of their mom dying
#SWAG
i think stocking and tea guy should make a marc maron esque podcast
You and snuffles lived together?! I loved talking to him but I could never get a fucking read on that dude. Tell me if I'm close
Early to mid thirties, thin hair, or maybe bald, bearded, slightly (maybe a little more than slightly?) overweight, living in a small house in the middle of nowhere with a ton of dogs he fucks.
I also didn't know he had a husband. That's a left-fielder.
I wasn't aware you'd been moving around so much. I was at that stage at one point and you're right, it's tough leaving those people behind when you go elsewhere. I've got friends that I barely know but the time I've spent with those people, I wouldn't trade for anything, so I think I understand where you're coming from.
Have you tried pot? Works wonders.
Talking about yourself to another person is the best way to objectively rationalize your own existence. You're actively filtering the things you don't want to share, which makes you at least acknowledge them, and putting in order the things you do want to share helps them feel that much more... real? I'm always willing to be an ear. I like people's stories.
I don't know who that is or what ur opinion on him is
So how are you liking Aegon? Or have you not even started
I dont really have much hate in my heart for anyone else aside from blood chan
and I dont even have anything to say that everyone doesnt know about that idiot
and for some reason sonata can't get off his dick so now I also dont like him
ugh and erio's always enabling him
I'm so tsun to erio
I wanna like him alot but erio is a trikster and Idk if I can trust him even though I've been friends with him for so long
I've been angry at my brother for the past few months because he came in one night to m my house and took myy gutiar
he saiid it was because he was on xanex and I got it the next morning because I asked f he had it and I said yeah and I went and ran over to his house
I told him he needs to pay me reperations or give me something to make up for it but he's been putting it off so I've been not associating with him and its been about a year now
he's said in the past month he was gonna ry to get to it and I've tried to be at least civil but until he makes that Right he can get bent
I recently loaned another one of my friends 500 bucks to help him afford a car and he's being slow about it and avoiding myshit so thats aggrivating me but I think he's just being slow he'll prolly get me payed back
He's been trustworthy for quite a long time in the past
I think that's just about everyone I hate right now though
what about you tp are you steamed at anybody
you don't know about WTF?
wow dude
0.0 -thinks you're right and hurries off to the kitchen-
my opinion of him is good
It's on in the background. I'm supposed to be grading essays, but I got caught up with this and the videos. about half way through "The hunt begins. (Again)"
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see?
white stripes
Oh I guess I should answer a question
He's not annoying or, as I worry with these types of videos, overly speculative. I actually learned something about the setting despite having played the game like thirty times through. It's definitely worth a watch through.
-carefully hides the bottle behind the broccoli. No one eats broccoli so it should be safe there until later.- :3
You're grading essays? That's funny, listen to him talk about his job some
He's talking about his masters thesis.
I gather he's some sort of educator by your comment.
this might be the weirdest shit
tea guy talking about broccoli
and kanra jr talking about god knows what
Mhmm
You're kindred spirits
cynic is one of those
talks a lot
says nothing
TP is one of those
makes a bunch of lashing comments
but has no redeemable characteristics.
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Yeah. All of 2015 and from April to December of 2017. I'd like to move back depending on how other shit goes. I was in the spare bedroom.
And I'd say you're off, but a tad right. Not really though. I can't say more as it's rude to divulge personal stuff of others.
And yeah. I can't stay somewhere long for one reason or another. Money is almost always the case. But I'm trying to just find where I need to be. I'm single so I'm not tied down, but I'd like to change that if I find someone that actually loves me.
I'm not sure if I love people or just become fond of them. I think I fucked myself up emotionally and I'm not sure how I feel about things like that. I mostly just want to know people want me most days and to be held.
And I don't really like pot. Doesn't do much for me.
As for my life I'm pretty open about most of it. At least with a few people. I don't care to bring everything here because I don't trust a lot of people, but in general I am trying to be open about who I am and maybe figure out how to better myself from it. Like I know I have a taste for drama, but I know it's not a good thing so I'm trying to let go of personal issues with people and just try to learn to enjoy others talking to me again.
TP probably has a nice belly though.
hurrr yo momma
That nice alcoholic gut life.
i do
Show it to me.
me irl
-wanders back to the main room of the thread, smiling with self satisfaction. No one would ever think to look in the fridge for chocolate milk.-
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0.0 -WAIT! Hurries back to the kitchen!-
me irl
You have wonderful breasts.
I loved Alec Baldwin as the conductor from the Live action Thomas the Tank Engine Movie
dammit i meant to find the tracy morgan video where he slaps his belly and calls it a ghetto mating call
because that is oh so how i feel
GOLD DUST
thanks
oh downside from having an attractive bear belly is that your belly button requires tending to when you didn't used to
like i have lost the beginning of my belly button
I got my virgin bellybutton ruined by a surgery when I was 15
what
how
No need to divulge, just wanted to know if I was in the ballpark. Like I said, I talked to that dude four or five nights a week for a little more than four years and could never get a solid read on his personality. Drove me nuts. Everyone else I had a pretty decent idea of over time, but that fucker was an enigma to me.
I was the same way. Moving place to place after a couple months stay in a given area when the work I was doing wasn't satisfying or wasn't paying out enough to keep up on my cost of living. Spent a long time couch surfing and outright being homeless because of it. I wouldn't trade that time for anything because it defined a lot of my personality, but at the same time I remember just how miserable I was in the moment. If you're willing to work for it, my neck of the woods has one of the lowest general costs of living in the country, but we already have a fair amount of threadfags here. Even Elma is moving down this way.
Based on what you're saying, I think when it comes to building relationships with people, you're a lot like me. I grow to love the people I become close to, and when I love somebody, either platonically or romantically, those people have more pull on how I feel than even I do most days. If they're not doing okay, I'm not doing okay, but it's rarely vice versa. Questioned for a long time whether that meant I was too emotionally available, or other people in general just didn't feel the same way I feel about the people close to them. Came to the conclusion that it's not the fault of anyone specifically. I don't care for a lot of people, and I can't stand people in general, but the individuals that take time to be a part of my life, I grow to care for more than is probably healthy. It's hurt me a lot, but I've come to accept that if I decide to care about somebody, I give them the power to hurt me and simply trust that they don't. I know what it's like to want to feel wanted. It's a crushing feeling, but it comes and goes. It'll hurt a little less every day.
To each their own, but your symptoms seemed to match up well with the benefits of smoking it. I suggest it to anyone who has anything wrong with them though. I guess that's pretty useless.
I appreciate your being open. Nobody else talks this freely. Even here, where they can hide behind an avatar. People just don't like being "vulnerable," I guess.
if you spaced your shit it would be more welcoming
just saying
like no is going to read that shit
It feels like there's something retarded on my head
Ingested magnets at age 15
This was right when I started posting on Holla Forums
It was in the summer so I might not have integrated into the threads yet
They made a small one inch incision 6 inches to the right of my belly button but were unable to get them out so I got a 6 inch incision starting above the bellybutton down to about the top of my pubes dess
it was hell man
you ever have a surgery?
also are you an innie or an outie
there is
that block of words
it's probably yur face
zing fuckin
bullied
I will be TP
and communicate
in brief spurts with nonsensical spacing
innie
i broke my ankle like 10 years ago and got a plate and screws put in
when i was a baby my testicle didn't fully drop and i had a hernia so they went in
-drinks the chocolate milk happily and sits on the kitchen floor with the empty bottle. Is best part of having chocolate milk- ^-^
Once I was running and my anke slipped out of place
I limped home and sat on a chair and it jus straight fell out of the ankle and I popped that bitch back in
how was yours broke and what was that shit ike?
Doesit hurt nowadays and do you set off metal detecotrs?
Also bro
you got scrote scars?
are your balls aight?
I don't have much to hide anymore. You all know I fuck dogs and that I'm kind of a flippant mess. Being open makes me vulnerable, but I'm in one of the moods that I'm ok with that.
And I'm with you on that. Even for all the shit I've gone through I wouldn't trade a second of it. I've been with people I care about and have been places I never thought I would be in my life. It's been an adventure. Up and downs, ya know? You don't just get to find a life like that.
I grow quickly attached to people, but then I can be ok without them for long periods of time.
Some I want around me if they are willing. And no matter how shit my day is just having one of them tell me they love me and care about me picks me up real quick. Not a lot are willing to say it, but when they do I feel like I'll be ok. I don't know. I never know what my friends think of me really and I panic. But a litter assurance goes a long way.
Everyone here probably hides behind a persona to some degree. Like IRL I'm not really combative unless I really get on edge. I'm reclusive as hell and just want to be somewhere quiet most of the time. I don't pick fights and I don't talk shit.
I don't know if that's really me, or if the me here is, or if I'm some mix of the two. But I like to think I'm not as bad as I am here, and that I'm stronger than I am IRL.
I'm a mess, but so is every puzzle before it's put together.
I almost had surgery the time I died
like fortunately i was really drunk when i did it because i snapped it
got up
tried to walk on it and snapped it the other way
when my leg was stationary it was alright but like when i was in the er and they were taking x-rays, the morphine did nothing. once they set my foot and stopped fucking around with it it wasn't that bad.
How'd you die?
then like i was popping 20 vicadin a day for a month
that was nice
My spleen asploded and I bled out
drunk people are so fucking dumb lol
fuck that's some three stooges shit dawg
morphine is fun
I remember the first time I got injected with a painkiller and then morphine drip
that kinda sucks it didnt get you off
thinking back on it when I was on the drip It wasnt doing too much for me either cause of the pain
that musta hurt like a bitch huh?
so tell me about your balls dude
I've always wanted to try vicodin
That happened to my grandma but she survived
nooooooooooooo
morphine just made me throw up
did nothing for the pain
tell me about your fucking testicles
oh it was great
i was high as balls watching horror movies on my parents couch for a month
It un-exploded while I was napping in the hospital
They didn't even get to cut me open
lol
like one never descended
it's kinda common
i got oxymorphone and later oxyxodone out of my surgery and it was fucking fantastic but I havent been able to find any since then cause none of my friends deal with those and it kinda sucks
heron was coming around for a while but thats for fucking dumbos
you do any dumb shit recently tp?
I wont judge
is it still up there
do you got like a scrote scar
The fact that you don't hide your predilections in every facet of your life means you're willing to accept the parts of you that you once felt shame in, and that's progress from the Squash I knew some time ago.
A life of adventure is infinitely more worth living that a life of comfort and security. Comfort is boring. Adversity breeds ingenuity, and with it, uniqueness. As shitty as this may sounds, I'm glad the last couple of years have been rough on you. You seem to have grown a lot because of it. I bet you it slows down for a while, now, and I'm glad for that too, because God knows you probably deserve it.
See, it takes me a long time to warm up to people, but once I've accepted that I enjoy their company and they make my life slightly better for being a component of it, being without those people for any extended period of time usually comes coupled with a feeling of being homesick... friendsick? personsick? I don't know if there's a colloquial term for it. It's a longing feeling of wanting the time we'd spent together back. Some of the people those feelings apply to, I'll never see again, you know? Sometimes ... people just don't make it through the night. I wonder if that longing ever goes away.
It's strange because the couple of people I've met from these threads, or even spoken to via a different medium, are so drastically different from the way they present themselves. Mandy and I caught a drink a couple weeks ago... last week? Fuck, I don't know anymore. And he was the furthest thing from what I had expected Mandy to be in person. Don't get me wrong, that's not a bad thing, he was a cool enough guy, but even I sometimes catch myself expressing feelings or behaviors that I wouldn't usually exhibit outside of these threads and I have to stop for a minute and question whether my presenting self is anything like my perceived self.
You're no more a mess than anyone else. Everybody is just as lost as you are. Unlike our videogames, there's no instruction manual for being human, despite the fact that it would make everything disgustingly easier.
no i've been a good boy :3
yo though on my ankle i actually had to have two surgeries
the second one was just to take out the big fucking screw holding my foot to my leg
i was awake for that
unfortunately i had to take out my contacts otherwise i would have watched
i carried around that screw for months. it's so fucking weird having something taken out of you
D: -gets the Nurse Sonata play kit with the "Doctor Bunny-Stitches" stuffed animal.-
i got something taken out of me once
my will to live
that's a cute erio post btw
Something something TP
Something objects inside him
Something more used to having things put in
.... The pieces are there. Somebody do something with it.
Breakfast was good.
I think we're all still kind of just kids in whatever way. But in the end once my time here is done I'll move on to better things. But for now I'm just enjoying life I can.
I'm glad I met most of you honestly. It's been hell some days, but that's life I suppose.
Thanks for the chat, Drinky. It was enjoyable.
I'm gunna head off for a bit.
oh come one man
at least like you don't lie about being a girl on the internet
that is like some ky tier shit
Night Squash
For what it's worth, I enjoy your company.
All my insides stayed inside and they flapped back together while I was dead and then I woke up
yeah who the fuck even does that
:<
-puts away Dr Bunny-Stitches then and just gives you the free candy and stickers at the end-
hi its me a girl
Ikt good
hellooo : )
Thank you cutie
*hugs*
surprise I hab benis
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is that kyon sexual harassment
me on the right
^-^ -hugs back-
then I gotta ask who's on the left?
fuck I sure wish I knew
me too
Don't worry someone will be your carter someday
k
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I forgot Lucy Liu played O-Ren Ishii
what a beautiful woman
*wakes up*
*tuccs back to sleep*
;~;
*pat*
I wanna watch "Stalin death"
...
*died*
Who is this sad man ?
My brain and appendix hurt so night night
:)
mhm
nini
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morning fellas
wuh
Who was it ?
well I mean
it's kind of my self insert anime oc character
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Stalin's death is cool film,i recommend to watch
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I can't stand Ayras face
*boops boobs*
-cuts pears and sweetens them with honey, then grinds cinnamon and just a tiny bit of cloves for Ika's breakfast-
:(
woof woof
...
Are you coming to my marriage ?
what marriage?
:O
The one i'm in thats probably tonight maybe
:O
i wanna see!
anyone else know this feel
You can come if you're awake
I have skills and talent
cute woofs :3
can I have them please
Become a stay at home mom and you don't need any of that
you're pretty much just a leech
I'd need to be a woman in order to do that
and a desirable woman
yeah
work on it
what do you mean work on it
I might be turning into a faggot by spending time in the online circles I do but that doesn't mean I'm going to turn into a woman
Oh I've heard this one before
could you answer my question please
how does one work on becoming a woman
You become more feminine ?
like this
becoming more feminine does not turn one into a woman
Yeah you just lie about like everyone else and if you're cute enough the boys won't care
they will just go with it and pretend like you're a real girl
Its not really complicated
👌
Lie and suck the semen out of them in exchange for living like a NEET
do you speak from experience
to lie like that on a daily basis isn't something I'd like to do
Just lie to yourself enough and you'll start believing it.
I have a vagina tulpa
Is it really a lie though if you convince yourself its true ?
I guess not
Shotas like Ban need to calm down with their newer definition of the word
Not believing the lie is not the reason I'd object to it
To lie to myself, and especially others, even if we both were to believe it, is not something I'd like to do, plain and simple
I can't just do one now, no I've been way to numb now
I've been up all night and I don't understand what this link is
Its not even really a lie if they know you're a guy
its like them accepting you think you're a girl and going with it
when?
No set time
just depends if the right people are on or not
>_<
lewd name u have
when are they usually awake? :)
Do one what?
And it's just saying that the word "girl" could originally be applied to both biological sexes :3
Language is fun; ultimately it's a big meme
the pm
please stop telling me to lie to myself and others
do you not see how a line of thinking like this can result in things not going quite how you want them to
I'm just giving him good advice.
No it works pretty well actually
You should just trust me
*sigh*
Shaved hair almost to zero, nice
I wish I had some oxycontin right now
I will not 'just trust you'
why are you suggesting this to me I don't even want to be a woman
" completely devoid of any creative talent"
I was giving you an easy way out
Dictionaries were kind of a mistake in a way
They changed how people think about language
Death to the Logos, tbh
How u?
Sore and sleepy. I have work at 3 :(
how was your evening?
Pretty good ^^
Good anime soon
You should sleep more then
you weren't offering an easy way out, just a method for me to not have to use creative talent
I'd like to have and utilise creative talent, I can get by in life without it, and being a woman wouldn't change any of that
I'm up at 9 every morning. There is no sleeping in or going back to sleep for me :(
But on the plus side I'm probably gonna smonk and eat these chips while I chat here
You can see why they are needed though
I think giving good head can be considered a talent
It is. but then they only last like 6 seconds and you're not sure if they're weak willed or you're too good.
you and me use same clock
:)
Perhaps, but it's not a talent I'd like to pursue
it's not something I'd like to put on a CV you feel me
This is why you don't have a job lmao
The hiring manager has to have a dong tho
I don't want to suck dick give me a break you sickos
I mean its whatever as long as they can keep going after that.
we do
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Shouldn't listen to these degenerates in the first place
:(
This is why I left disappointed and haven't seen him since.
and we're the sickos
Wanna meet my friend Ice ?
You're up at nine no matter what time you go to bed? I wonder why that is ^^
Yeah, it would just be cool if people didn't treat the definitions in them as somehow absolute when newer ones that aren't formally recorded yet start to come into common usage
bop
so when i take a afternoon nap today and then wake up in the late evening, i think i'll be on time for it! ^_^
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No, I don't date porn people anymore lol
Too many jealousy issues arise and it's not fun for anyone.
Pretty much.
Cause there's small children running around by then, usually. Plus I'm usually in at 11:30 so it gives me time to get ready.
I'm just gonna say whatever I want
You're gonna miss it
They don't do porn anymore
of course not my friend
was the word purity removed from the dictionary or something
Good~
No thanks^^
We will never know because we can't get you passed the word prude.
you're going to be sorry when I have my wizard powers and you don't
You can keep your wizardchan powers, I'll keep my bondage.
It was a trap anyways
hes taken
lol okay
I kind of want to post what this desperate Tinder dude texted me this morning at like 5am but it's a spread eagle selfie and i'm just like dude, no. poor guy :(
those both sound pretty alright actually
but how can one perform oral sex whilst bound
oh thank goodness, I actually deleted it.
Not the best thing to wake up to. I was kinda pissed honestly
wow you're such a noob.
also, I've escalated the topic from mere oral obviously.
Who takes a spread eagle selfie anyways ?
thats fuckin' weird
Maybe try ear plugs ^^
Same, I'll say ur a girl
Reverse trap
i'm a girl that pretends to be a guy
yes I am a "noob", I thought I'd established this already
you're so far down the rabbit hole. You've completely lost it buddy
when is it?
;~;
He must have set up like a selfie stick and a timer type dealio, like the effort was there.
It was like "we could be so great together.. sexually and in other ways"
I doubt he could even name one other way and it was disappointing.
I'm not complaining, diggy. I like getting up when I do.
Plus, that would give you so much ear bacteria I don't want to even think about it. That would be so bad for my piercings and stuff lol
First of all, don't call me buddy. I'm not your buddy or otherwise.
Second of all, that's implying I ever had 'it' in the first place.
my apologies :(
"no set time"
Sounds disgusting
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