Fractured, but whole

nope

Great art.

dude it's all about the intimidation, isn't it

yeah i've been in some intense face to face staredowns

you gotta just be the crazier idgaf one

too real.

or it could be a massive turn off. depends on the person. depends on how you express those anxieites.

I've been so unfiltered about what I thought were important things I felt, I can't say I ever really want to be at a point where talking to someone can make me feel better.

one should be enough for oneself.

Guillermo Del Toro is my favorite

testosterone is a hellava drug

fortunately i am middle aged and have like zero sex drive

unless it's really weird

this is a new video and you guys should check it out

no i mean i don't get relationships at all

cause my alone time is the bees nees

but if i were to get relationships

it would be so i could have someone to talk down my anxieties

which is selfish

but you could argue the only reason people get married or have kids is because of desperate insecure selfish reasons

already did dumdum

...

Testosterone is the worst

the video came out yesterday you drunk retard

it really is

it's the mean one

i watched it already

also already knew what string theory was

how fucking daft are you

doesnt mean you dont watch new material as it is made available and easily digestable, you aren't making yourself look smarter by saying "haha i already saw that", you just look like a dumb fucking retard

I constantly search for better and better.

I do crazy really well.

think whatever you want love

i double majoured in college^^

Morning.

double majored in alcoholism

stare in the eyes?

dude i don't fuck around

a 5'1'' midget test can back down a giant

it's just a matter of enjoying someone that isn't you, who preferably enjoys you too.

try to talk down your own anxities first.

i drink once a week\

i don't see how that is that destructive of alcoholism

i rarely have anything to do saturday

well besides my body

hey

But like its shown that the magic is real, i.e. Ofelia really did escape her room with magic chalk, and at the same time no one else can see the Faun and she very definitely dies at the end but then you see her in the kingdom of the underworld so like what really happened?
Also I forgot I have thin mints so I want that rum now

Morning.

i do

yeah it's really hard to get good at telling yourself yourself you're being stupid without getting down

i think that's it really

i have felt real love (or the shit people talk about when they get married and half of them were wrong) but it's never been requited. i've had a girl more into me than i was into her. i didn't like that either

...

How goes it, TP?

What user are you?

eh it is alright i guess

i was doing better before kanra got me thinking about my shit

YEAH

oh wait i thought you were playing the new rihanna

coldplay kinda sucks dude

listen to rich mans coldplay

radiohead

Well that's good.

it's easier to tell yourself you're being stupid, when you know how to stop, and what the better thing to do is. if you or others just call yourself stupid, yea, I imagine you can end up feeling pretty helpless.

unrequited love sucks. probably best to avoid.

the sleepy one.

...

i still keep one around

she has a kid now

i have nudes

i feel reaaallly dirt

its not about how often you drink, well it is, but its also about how much you drink when you do, your liver can only take so much even once a week

oh for sure i'm an alcoholic

and this is what i have to do at this time to deal with it

as a release

doing way better than i was not 2 years ago though

then stop.

i figure like shitting on test's board isn't THAT bad as the worst thing you do when your drunk

i can't

like her kid was due around my birthday and i really wanted it to happen

i swear this bitch fucked me up

she's crazy

wow sorry for le vent

thanks for listening

i made a chicken salad and i cant even finish it as a meal lmao

you gotta. it's possible. get a hobby.

I know this guy that just, really can't seem to get over this girl. and as soon as he does, he'll realize how much time and energy he's spent tormenting himself, when he could have been doing better things.

wait this is the same beat as that dua lipa song

lol euro discos b crazy

like i "liked" her baby anouncement

i think she still secretly wants to fuck me once her married goes to shit

then again, I was never able to talk him out of it.

but it was clear that he didn't care to numb himself, and in fact made things worse for himself by stimulating those feelings and memories over and over, which resulted in prolonged obsession.

are you talking about your gay love with your cage boys?

lmfao when he's trying to help you

IT WAS YOU BD

BADDOG WAS THE BASEMENT SLAVE

never even met them in person you asbergers

like i ever asked or needed help

who was his cageboy then

if i was over there it would probably be the other way around and their poor asian butt would be violated

i'm a top...

Am I a hipster faggot yet?

so i want to find a cheap computer that has a shitload of RAM

but like negligible disc space

computers are sold to gamers and torrentors these days and it's so frustrating

like id ask

should I sleep fellas
it's that time when I usually should but I don't really feel like it

don't get me wrong if kanra was a girl

i would be all in that p

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sloths are the perfect rape animal

like edgy thoughtful girls are interesting

edgy brooding canadiennes are tiresome

oh, you'd ask. I'd get you drunk. the lines of dominance and submission would blur.

ty tp

i watched a video of a sloth swimming recently

yeah

delusional as always

definitely way too alpha to bend to a beta faggot like you, all like "r-really i'm a top, honest!"

no homo

but i can also kinda see why the homos obsess over you

You're both the pretty girl

I AM THE ONE WHO CLEANS NOT THE ONE WHO COOKS

this is how i imagine gay marriage

nah with gay marriages both men cook, clean, and work, because they are functional adults

But which is the one who knocks?

oh hey bruv

see you're the racist one here

type casting

actually i hear a lot of gay relationships operate on the switch rule

i can't even begin to describe how wrong the word "racism" is used there

...

is there anything more fun than tearing down walls?

aww :3 the homos like me because im smol and azn.
and then I start sharing my opinions with them, and they wish I would die.

you do understand intentional irony tho rite

I'm right knackered bruv

Yeah bruh

ohhhh right i always forget how like your the little thinks he's smart chink twink

cute

kracken?

Just doing some cockney accent bullshit

i dont even think you could give me a proper definition of irony tbh, 90% of the people i talk to get irony wrong

like its not ironic if you happen to hate a band and then your girlfriend happens to get tickets to see that band, what would be ironic is if your uncle just got in a fistfight with the lead singer and you can't go see the band because they accidentally killed him and had to hide his body, disbanding the tour and giving you further reason to hate the band

right right

didn't read

but i agree

honestly I don't want to get into this

I'm really sleepy

but I don't think that's irony.

hello 8channel

but you have to THINK about it

clearly irony is too advanced for the denizens here

collegehumor.com/post/229130/lines-from-alanis-morissettes-ironic-modified-to-actually-make-them-ironic

You always want to get into it. It hurts you NOT to get into it

Greetings

do you guys ever get freaked out by driving? like on thursday there was a three truck four car pile up right where i go every day and it shut down the expressway

i know why it happened

idiots fighting for the entrance for 294

just hope the person who died was the idiot weaving

i drove by the spot on the way home and like flinched because it scared me

isnt it coincidental showing up mid conversation... a little too coincidental, yea I really do think

okay wait, it would have been proper irony if the reason you hated the band before because of something they had happened to do, not like afterwards

still closer than most of the examples i see here though

yo...

Considering I work with people who have gotten in wrecks all day every day yeah, it kinda freaks me out sometimes

There's the ellipses I know and love

How's it been?

That didn't really do it for me

ilu sama san ;;

the band might also have to be called something like "won't physically attack your distant family members" for my specific example to work ironically but by god i could still make it work

you're goddam right colbs. there are people that are wrong on the internet that need to be told.

im good bro....and you
(note the extra ellipse, just for you, because I care)

bby ilu 2, happy friday.... gotta get down on friday. whatcha drinkin?

like this wreck was so bad the firemen couldn't put out the fire and they called a "foam guy" from the airport

Evening

BRAD UP IN THIS SHIT

hai

Atta boy

I appreciate the sentiment

Mostly the same for me, just keeping on trying to save money to eventually do things and stuff

Yeah when oil sets on fire it's not easy to put out with your traditional firefighting tool of water

cab and pbr

who knew i was cab dude

whats up sama desu

hey TP nice to see you tonight whats new?

are uncles considered distant family members?

i treated myself today with a little shopping trip, it was nice...

tf is cab?

nm, uknoe... relxaxin, bout to have a drink or 2.

whatre you into tonight?

kind of funny how water is made of oxygen and hydrogen which both facilitate fire/are explosive

in fact putting a bunch of water on the sun would just extend its life, unless you put too much water then it would make the star transform into a different type and burn out faster

i was like well they wont let me on the expressway

i'll go here

i'm lost

wait i know this

this might be the best way around this mess actually

hour 15 home with a majour expressway shut

not too shabby

i fucking hate entitled black people who just walk across the street wherever

we get it

we won't hit you cause whit guilt

but you don't have to be a dick about it

i guess it depends on the uncle

you can marry your second cousin in japan and thats not weird

nuclear family...dads brother.

cabernet sauvignon

jut got off work
was gonna hang with some friends tongiht but they canceled out o that's lame

I got a looper for my guitar and my amplifier in the mail here

it is fun working with the looper but hard to get the timing right

lol fuckin city thing nigga

here jaywalking aint jack shit

I'm not a huge fan of Radiohead

oh... duh. lol

well shit we gettan all fancy. ima just get the jager. lets get drunk, we can drink til i nod off in the chai and randomly become nonresponsive in threads

you gonna loop out like imogen?

i swear here blacks like walk out wherever they want

for reparations in the most liberal area in the midwest

this makes total sense

what if your nuclear family lives really far away, are they distance family or is it family distance

distant*

it'd be ironic if you went with your girlfriend to see the band you hate, and your booing inspired them to write a song called "Boo" that went double platinum.

fam be fam regardless yo

That gif gets me everytime

Buy anything fancy?

That's awful it takes me like 20 mins

it would either only work ironically if you got paid for it i think, or even if not that would definitely increase the levels of irony

it'd be ironic if a heavy metal band did a cover of "Lithium".

...

well all I can oop right now is the guitar

but if I sing and stuff into the soundhole it kind of picks it up a little bit but not as good as if I got a dedicated mix

easiest just to loop the guitar but I can still make cool sounding stuffs that way

Altoids call themselves the curiously strong mint but ive always thought certs were stronger

set of side fill speakers to augment my current system... laptop memory upgrade

That's probably why they bill themselves 'curiusly strong' and not ' the strongest mints on earth'

got a mic?
need a little el cheapo mixer

sorry i can't really get over how DOA likes coldplay

and does not like radiohead

like what

I have a blue yeti pro mic that might do the job but I dont have an xlr to xlr input cable which I'd need if I wanted to hook it up

I'm not one hundred percent sure it will work if I get one though so I'mma prolly just shell out for a cheapo later

and what good is a mixer? I used to own one but I never used it for anything

i would say I like coldplay but in reality I just like a couple tracks off that one super popular Coldplay album that everyone likes

to be fair its totally a different sub genre with totally different audio qualities

it'd be ironic if Luke thought Vader killed his father o.o

Not bad

My last big expenditure was $500 towards my credit card bill. Hooray...

coldplay is trash compared to radiohead's discography

it's objectively true

not really

coldplay went for radiohead's sub audience

there's about 3 radiohead songs I like

but there's also about 3 coldplay songs I like too

admitedly I am torn

Well smart guy if curiously strong is supposed to be the medium then they shouldn't have "Uncle!" written on the inside wrapper, as if you are asking for mercy from the medium strength mint

this

pretty sure this post is ironic, too.

goodnights.

Wat

I never said curiously strong meant medium

Curiously Strong implies that it is going to be strongr than one initially recconed

it's 'curious' how strong they are because it's implied that they either dont look that strong or they dont smell that strong or something implying that the first opinion of them before you taste them is that they are not going to be as strong as once you eat them

Curiously Strong

i actually got it wrong slightly, but i tried to fix it in two other posts

i came to the conclusion it would only be ironic if he hated the band because his dad used to beat him to it when he was drunk and the band was extremely anti-violence, but off screen after a few more hits

hi rood boi

usb cant convery over to xlr but you can go the other way with it. need a proper xlr mic. peavey makes a good low end vocal mic. 10-15 on amazon. need an xlr cord of course. yamaha makes a good line of usb managed pro mixers. i use a 10 channel yamaha errday

prolly a wiser choice than mine... and dude. those memory prices. ow

alright man

alright

your

self

but the wrapper says "Uncle!" which is something one shouts when something is stronger than one would normally be able to tolerate

now im not saying im particularly tolerant of strong tasting things and this is still rather medium to me

also they are called "the original celebrated altoids", and that leads one to wonder what they were celebrated for

i would argue that being celebrated for "being stronger or less strong proportional to what you expect from looking at them" is less likely than them being celebrated for being strong

we should stop talking about mints now

The coolest thing about the yeti pro over the blue yeti standard is it comes equipped both with usb out and xlr even though I never used xlr before

if I did shell out for another mix I'd wanna get something tried and true like a shure sm57 or 58 cause a nice name brand mix ponly runs bout 1 to 300 and thats not bad at all

What do you use use your mixer for?

lol what the fuck are you doing with 10 channels dude

Yo I'm phone posting

damn i forgot how baddass radiohead was lol

3 more months and I won't have to pay it again so that's something to look forward to

Computers cost too much man

lame

You gotta remember that altoids are fucking ancient

I'm pretty sure they were pre 1800s

And for a mass produced line of candy they were probably rather spicy for the time
Something candy probably wasnt much known for

They were probably ccelebrated for being affordable, good asting and the tin they came in could be used for other things

they are still made the way original mints were and not in condensed pill tablets so maybe its the original curiously strong mint because it was an early method for mint making

does rood boy even know i hate phone posting?

i don't even know lol

that's irony.

see!

we got this shit

lesson one in irony is that irony is hard to do

kanra might be the best post ever

i've thought about it

he's integrated into every cancer thread possible

it's amazing

LMAOOOO

That was almost 5 years ago dude

Also mustve been trashed if I said I wanted to cum in your butt
Then again I hadnt seen you irl by then so I thought you were a cute trap

ty for awknowledge.

now I rest.

wow kms

we all miss chii ;;

i have to get some of these batteries dead in my shitty keyboard so i can throw them away without being afraid of them starting house fires or random trash fires in dumpsters

yea chii had this one goat shitpost image she'd use over and over again and i liked it and don't have it anymore

grim got too close dude

too close

my chest feels like shit i must be one unhealthy fuck too

also i like capped her nipple from a tiny and posted it here. i might as well admit it

post it

i have know idea where it is at this point it was so long ago

i mean it's somewhere

find it

it wasn't her nipple but she was like trying to be sneaky and wear a mask but she also had giant tits and wasn't wearing a bra

That's not a goat I have. And I have a lot of goat.

oh never mind then

through the shirt nip

its a young goat with a heart necklace and a smug look on their face, it was like 2015 fanart

...

i'm not kanra. take a better look

I mean it's just through the shirt nip

like he left right when a new one started

do you have a chat

colbs, I bet it made your third ball hard

lmao if its not chiri what canadian is it

How did I miss it?

just read the name. god damn

I haven't seen it so it's all speculation

i degress

the fact that i posted that image in thread

i feel contributed to her having genug

and for that

i am sorry grim

the thought of it is enough for you, colbs

It's what gets me through the day honestly.

its on a hard drive on a laptop that doesnt work but im not putting it in my PC till i run out of space

Sorry guise my network went down. Bbl

i think colbert can probably handle an insane amount of stress

colbs can't even handle acid

I guess I just don't enjoy Radiohead

that was hella polite

thanks

Only when thinking of those sweet shirt nips

colbs can’t even put a password on his phone
he can’t handle anything

im going to start catching up on reading Berserk again

bump

bump

does this thread look like it needed bumped you motherfucker

bump

I can put a password on my phone, I'm just an idiot about who I trust sometimes

...

LOL

:) Looka

oh shit

hey

...

Well I mean when you take two tabs at once having never tried it

You won't generally have a great time

bump
:^)

fine then, you can't handle being responsible with drugs

its not so bad once you lick the tears away

:)

brb taking a shower and going out to pick up some grocerys

hi

...

tfw luka gets more replies than nymph for just being idk cute

I'd be responsible with them if I ever planned to use them more than once

That was a one off thing so I figured I might as well go crazy

i'm only here because yan

ian you should never do drugs again if that's the way you think

where you been dog

...

you should come on fridays for me

ilu nympholopolous ;;

the only acceptable furry is Nanachi

ilu too teeps, but I dont wanna

Well yeah I've said since then once was enough for me

Just wanted to try it

we disagree but not by much, our grounds are more common than not

Nanachi is too adorable to say no to, to be tbh

nYan-chan stop lurking

On a side note, can't wait to see Bondrewd fuck some delvers up in the next season.
Think they'll get to the ancap village?

and besides you're wrong anyways

No

idk who or what that is

hah it worked

thats because you arent up to date on the manga

wait you're trying to summon yan

mr engaged to erin for 5 years?

I was caught up as of 1.5 months ago or so.

no, yan summoned me

:)

Bye :(

must have been more like 2 or 3 months or you had a shitty site, she is princess of the narehate

he was here a few hours ago

what's his deal with erin

is the real important q

yeah maybe that's it. I was just reading from an app on my phone. I'll prob end up buying it all as it releases anyways
I'm busy reading Spice and Wolf now

he's still here. just lurking
and who knows; he has a crush or something i guess

phone posting for yan is like

not that good of a look tbh

is any posting for yan a good look?

point taken

Well, well, well, look who decided to show up and show off their new furry side

how can anyone not like nanachi? furfag or not, she's impossible to not love

...

soto, kone was posting random pictures of you in Liz's discord the other day. it made me laugh a bit

Ngl I fapped to a doujin of her and I came so fucking hard

I tried fucking a bunny irl the next day but it wasn't as good as the doujin

weird.

ive never fapped to nanachi. soto you fucking disgusting furfag

why do i actually believe you'd try to stick your tiny asian dick in a bunny you sick fucking watership down mothefucker

...

tbh i could see soto doing that more than most furfags

OH YEAHHH

stop that

...

i want you all to know that watership down was a story written by a father who had two small daughters he would go on long roadtrips with and tell stories too, and that was one of the stories he ended up writing down as a book

♥

Always nice to see ya, Teeb.

i have no idea what's going on

...

I never know what's going on. Best to just ignore it.

something yan rather

you seen black panther yet

I got that book yesterday in the mail

I will tell you how I find it at some point

Nymph :thinking_emoji:

and im back... lol
uptime is the game

who this?

Nooo! I keep trying to make time, but then work stuff comes up. Like, tomorrow I'm getting $120 bucks for two hours of freelance work. Maybe Sunday I can fit it in. Is it as great as everyone says?

Awww! I hope you love it. It's such a sweetly sad and comfy book.

Also, I got floor seats to Smashing Pumpkins in July. I'm so excited!

.

oh look... sabs is here. hey sabs

calm down old man she's mine

New phone?

I love Gallagher too, so happy we share that in common

wow kms

hmm?

come fite me irl... ill fukken cut you for mai precious waifu

yeah we're waiting for the dinner theater to not be hella crowded

:hyperThink:

i emma

...

paul giamatti in lady in the water was an oscar worthy performance. THERE I SAID IT!

I emma faggot

haha get it?

This is my fetish tbh

lol i meant to write hi

fml

Everything in Lady in the Water is worthy of scorn

Except for that guy who only works out the one arm, that bit was good

iEmma

good series idea tbh

my time here is up

I keep accidentally sending people eoe because I can't type

Guess what. You're the tenth person to make that joke at me in the past week. So nyah!

I'll probably see it at the Draft House so I can get one of those alcoholic chocolate shakes.

I was gonna watch Lost Highway tonight, but then I decided that'd be too depressing so I came to bother you guys. :3

Samaaaaaaa
What's good, duder?

I'll hug you to death before you can kys.

thanks for stopping by nymphy

sorry you keep getting cucked

Later gator

Really? I would assume most people wouldn't know who that is... oh wait, you're older than me. Yeah that makes sense I guess then

go eat some kelp you genx hipster...dont you have some whales to save or something?

The only people I know in the world that like Lady in the Water are my hipster sister and her hipster husband

have you not seen it before?

either being a well behaved lad, or imbibing in the ancient spirits of the pagans. pick one

I'm old enough to be your grandma.

I have, but it's been a long time. I haven't watched Mullholland Drive since high school.

i always get lost highway and mulhulland drive confused because they're both so weird

I vote spirits!

i was hip before it went underground... youd probably never heard of it

and lynch

David Lynch sucks.

BINGO!

whatre you into tonite?

idk dude naomi watts before the ring

that was my jam

That'd explain why you're such a SQUARE

Pfft, I knew it before you were even conscious of the possibility that you could know about hearing of it

A particular type of weird I find strangely endearing.

Why?

Watching random things and annoying you guys!

I'm a blue haired old square.

Dabbah dee dabbah die

i could get backstage passes to the Marianas trench before you could even get backstage passes to the Marianas trench.... im THAT underground

naomi watts made the ring also

otherwise terrible compared to the ringu series

you could never annoy me oniichan

You weren't even born when that song was a hit!

Oddly enough, I thought the third American movie had a decent premise at first, but it abandoned it to follow to boring characters on a quest I couldn't have cared less about.

What I dropped the floor and threw a fit like a little kid?

i hounestly think that sabrina would be too weird for me

i like comfy romcoms too much

you watched the third american ring too?

lol

fml

Ringu is the shit tho

Bitch I'm molten in the earth's core

You can't get more underground than that

Actually I was 6 lol

id drop down and fall out too just to show you how ridiculous you were being.
protactic 101

like asians do wet dead kids the best

Ju-on is also great

so... super dense then. (these science jokes)
go drown in a lak of diet coke with you carrot nibbling boney

I basically got dragged to it, and at the worst theater in town.

The ONLY good part was that there were a bunch of loud kids there making fun of it. It was a live commentary track, and it was actually clever half the time.

Heeeee, please don't tell me that, heh.

Woah! That's some Dad-Fu!

the jap grudge?

yeah i've been meaning to check that out

a fucking lak... yea

it always ends up in ice cream tho... so im a sucker.

SUPAH CONDENSED

I was actually 12 then jk

Do check it out, it's a whole series

Ju-on White Ghost and Ju-on Black Ghost are my personal favorites

THICC UNDERGROUND

SUPER.
HOT.
SUPER.
HOT.

for me it was i saw the stream

and i watched

i really like marathoning things or staying in the same vein whenever i can actually focus

i tried to backwards marathon the fast and furious franchise

and only got to 4

i think you win the hipster douche round... lol
now you just have to procreate

it's a shame how we can't even make our own horror

Oh dear god no

If it wasn't for my sisters my bloodline would die with me

We can, most people are just too dumb to appreciate good horror lol

Cute. :3

Calling bullshit because I was 12!

I haven't seen a single F&F movie. I don't have anything against it, I've just never taken the time. Should I?

naw... you p much have to now.
and you have to dress your kids in cardigans... with recycled plastic sippys

hipster/10

inb4 get out

hmmmpf

You can call it all you want, I'll call em as I sees em.

What

That is oddly specific

Totes

Get Out's plot was the same as Black Panther: "White people are the devil."

i don't know the last legit scary american movie i've seen

all watered down jump scare bs

cute... right

one day they will be teenagers. do you have any idea how hard it will be not to buy a damn pony?
got this whole daddy is a pushover vibe to live up to.

get out was alright

certainly not worth even a mention let alone an oscar bid

its hipster master level... pretty much the only way you can reach your final form at this point.
evolution man... evolution

Did you see The VVitch? I really like that one.

Yeah, I couldn't be a parent. I'm a soft touch and very immature.

You were a zygote.

lady bird was also overrated

and i knew who gretta gerwig was before like anyone

i really loved the pace of the movie tho

Who dis

Yeah idk either, I still love schlock like Annabelle Creation so fuck me right

I will try to do you proud dad

Baddest one on the block.

i said that too... until i knocked some dame up after the pub and got a phone call a few weeks later.

and you HAVE to be vegan

americans don't make good horror

i actually really enjoyed blaire witch

Okay that's just something I can't do. I just fucking love beef and shit

I legit hate the Blair Witch

I get what they're going for with the whole atmosphere and everything but it just comes across as whiny teenagers lost in the woods and being shit at everything. I've been to Burkittsville too, it's not even creepy

well yea... who doesnt fukken LOVE that

you were too young

when blair witch came out it was still in the early days of the internet where like a production company could put up a fake website

and kids would be all like

holy shit look at this

it was scary man

naw blair witch was shit...

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

It wasn't scary tho

There there. It could have happened to any of us.

sama was too busy impregnating darks

Niggers are repulsive

i'm saying it WAS scary as fuck going into it blind

you saw it what, 10 years after?

Even imagining it was real wouldn't make it scary

can we watch the language

you weren't there colbert

I was there in spirit.

ill leave a floater for ya later...

used to go to bars like all the time... no more lol

heyyyy i remember the old internet way better than you m8... and i saw it in the theater in like 99... 2000

I used to go to bars. Then I got kicked outta one and decided it was time to grow up and get slowly drunk at home on better, less overpriced hooch. :3

srsly the japs hot modern horror on point

Imagine ever going to public places to drink with people, who even does that

Okay this is getting too real let's just stop this particular thread

back when

been kicked out of more bars than i care to think of... kept coming back. and it was like always the same spots lol

because japs irl are emotionless to emotions are terrifying

Koreans are pretty on point with zombie movies tho

I saw Train to Busan recently and it was pretty damn good

is it weird that i particularly find koreans cute moreso than other chinks?

am i enlightened?

and what? you found that distasteful? leave a bad taste in your mouth?

in my time machine... the way back, in the long ago, before times

this

p much the only american that gets close to pulling it off is robb zombie

youve reached xp lvl 60... almost time for a perk point

Going to bars is for young people or groups of small town friends. :P

I was so embarrassed! I haven't been back there in almost ten years.

Korean women are gorgeous. There are so many here and I ain't even gonna lie - they are HOT.

YOU SAID 1999 RIGHT

no like i almost feel racist by picking out hot koreans

i can see it

As a matter of fact, yes

Have you seen Train to Busan? If not, watch it

Well no one gave me that tip when I was young :(

inb4 all of the old people here start calling me out

about then, yep

no, but ive marked it for later

i was just a kissless virgin

I remember celebrating the year 2000 in elementary school lol. Funny I remember it since my memory is generally shitty

Lemme know if you like it, I liked the way it kinda defied the tropes

i was a senior in high school

I dunno. I think you're thinking too hard about it.

You get a pass 'cause you party with Soto. ^o^

were you held back?

i graduated in 2000

What do you mean

I can't keep up with that crazy motherfucker. He actually likes people

Also he lives too far away now :(

yea, i didnt care.... the same bartender would come to me and be all. "are we gonna have a good night, or?"

PC world

you're right

kor is tight

i was held back from elementary school. 1st grade. i wouldnt do work for my teach because i thought she looked like the wicked witch of the west

I started school early

no need for nbombs this is a family board

oh weird so educationally you're only a year older than me

Heya threaders~

Hola

i suppose that would depend on your post high school education

hey based elmers

My mom didn't let me skip a grade because she was afraid I'd be picked on or left out. Kinda glad she did, actually. I loved my friends. I was smart back then. I wonder what happened.

♥hi!

i went to college and graduated early

ahoy

i went for 4 years

Yooo

Happy Friday night. What's up witchu?

Howdy Based Teeps. How was your week?

Gimme the deets.

Sabby!

i was able to go to a special reading program in grade school with this boogie bitch

i never read the books but loved the special attention

i double majoured and graduated in like 3.33 when most people did not even graduate in four

but i am a genius

well like there was this scary pile up yesterday

closed the expressway

i'm pretty high rn

If I had skipped a grade I would have been like 2 years younger than my peers and that shit would be weird

Also, my shitty math skills kept me out of the gifted and talented programs which in hindsight was a blessing

Tonight is kinda boring, ran thru some Bloodborne and now just posting and watching Bloodborne lore videos like a MASSIVE NERD. Supposed to be going to LA tomorrow to meet my parents but they haven't told me when or where sooooo.... yeah that's a bit up in the air. You?

the wonderment wore off?

heh...sup

what was your major?

was it like the one in blue's brothers?

cause that one was intense.

me too We got these mega dabs. "Quatro Leches" packaged in a Rick and Morty sleeve. Pretty darn accurate tbh x_x

Long day at work. Went to the bar. Smonked.

I'm eating this dank sub rn tho. Gotta close that bitch the next 2 nights lol

Maybe you should pick the place?

nm debating on just chilling here for a bit or going down the rabbit hole playing No Man's Sky until far too late in the morning again haha

hbu?

Aw, just feelin' restless for some reason. I hope you're having a nice night!

I started being terrible at math around 8th grade. I'm still awful at it. I mean, I could do it when I tried, but I never wanted to do it. I would just space out. I was best at reading, writing, history...

Maybe. I would go whole semesters doing no homework and acing tests, so my grades were just ok. Then I'd test out of any subjects that were at risk for failure. I didn't get serious until college.

It's just a word

environmental studies and philosophy

i was only going to minor in philosophy but come senior year it was like only 3 more classes to major so i did

i know my majors are useless. philosophy basically taught me that like nothing really matters but like i still try to make meaning out of my life.

Definitely^^ You better be too!

OR ELSE

do you have black friends?

do you have friends?

TP is my black friend

you get those schechuan sauce

ERIO

Erio is my cocksock

Or else what?!

I have an African Canadian acquaintance
I think I have a couple friends

sidenote i recently realized that burger king has pretty tasty veggie burgers

why do the other evil corps do this

I never got to it, no :(

did you? I wanted to like stock up and sell them on ebay but that whole thing was a fucking mc-scam :(

This genuinely upsets me.

I'll make you.

not do this*

ay gurl how u

Just came a bit ago; maybe a different day

no well being a vegetarian i'm not going to highkey support any shit like that

smonked and loaded~

sup cutiepie

Bars ain't my thing but if you had fun I guess it works out lol. What kinda sub?

Also we have a plan, we're going to an auto museum and possibly an aerospace museum in LA since it's gonna be rainy, then get lunch somewhere. But they never said anything solid which is weird for them. I'm usually the one without a plan but I called my mom earlier tonight to talk about it and she didn't pick up

I was also terrible at math at that point. The way you describe how you handled school and the subjects you were good at is eerily similar to me, stop that

sechuan sauce is 100% vegan. look it up

If you throw enough sugar in something, it'll taste alright if you ask most.

What a shame

staying up a bit longer, but i have an eye exam in the am. kickin it til i have to knock off.

remember taking those aptitude tests in middle school where theyd place you scoring at levels with your school, then telling you at the national average.... theyd tell you youre doing great. turns out that positive reinforcement and testing bore no use irl

oh yea i recall you telling me that. my degree is in logistics.... it was government funded

Hmmm. I wonder how ya'd go about doin' that. :3

We musta drank from the same sippy cup!

Right? I was great at tests. I'm extremely mediocre at life. :P

roast beef, swiss, bacon and extra mayo cause i'm a fatass tonight.

oh snap. they're ghosting you brah

jk jk just call agian in the am.

ooh snap, you need some glasses? Get some like cute hipster ones^^

:3c

Idunno .//.

Daiakuma?
More like
Haiakuma

after my last couple jobs i strive for mediocrity

Did you think I actually cybered Hu? :3

He's too much of a self-hating gay to do many gay things

And I'm baked too; I'm kind of still waking up though ^^

You'd be 2shy anyway

What does that mean

Are u just saying hi

i don't even like rick and morty that much

Wanna meet in the middle of that sub?

I've been trying a lot more at my job lately. It's awful! :D

Considering the age difference, that came across as a lot creepier than you intended LOL

I get light versions of everything because of how my parents raised me, but mayo is just one of those things that I will never get light if I can. It just makes everything taste so fucking good.

Also I'm sleeping way the fuck in tonight because this week has had me tired as shit so that's why I wanted to plan ahead and set an alarm if I had to...

theyre not to correct... getting another set pc fatigue glasses. need an exam for that apparently. or id just buy another crap pair from amazon. but yes, ill find some nice frames

Ye

Nah, I just wouldn't

why even lol

Morning Hu

funded holding you back in gradeschool

how fucking slow do you have to be

morning *pat*

Imagine just waking up at nearly 10 PM on a weeknight

What a world

hi hu

the canadian govt paid for my higher education

Oh wait, timezones

Nearly 1 AM, that's even worse. Jesus.

How u

Cause you're actually a sub

oh shit h-hi based stocking

uwu

I really need to go to bed but I don't want to do the stairs

its k, im a sub too

hi hi *pat*

Nah. I only sub people with bigger dicks

:3
How are you feeling?
Tired I guess. Had a good day?

I worked all day
It was awful

Well IDK :( I just like you kinda a lot maybe

You and your opposite schedule lol Is that from being in China?

But it's so good.

something seomthing meat in the middle of the sub

you're making me really nervous rn sabs I can't lie x_x

I wanna make my own baconaisse ^~^ Mayo is just hollandaise sauce but not over heat and blended in a food processor!

but yeah i'm glad you're not like a miracle whip person

Did I done goofed?

Half pride, half paranoia.

i mean it is don't get me wrong

i like community

but rick and morty fans are kinda terrible

just do enough to fly under the radar and get a raise every year lol

I'm not disagreeing with that, but you can say that about a lot of fanbases so it's not much of an argument imo

dfhdfhfdh

Hii, how was ur week

I guess you didn't see my entrance post in this thread where I called you my black friend

Night is the best time to be awake anyway

So you're saying your anus is open to everyone

I've become diurnal a lot of times since I got back from China, lol

I just like being awake at night

well yes i am caught up

yes

Aww :<
Least work makes money, which allows you to have fun

Nah. It's not even open to Ikt

Not when you need to live in the day

I haven't found a way to have fun yet with the money I have

oh

#rekt

But to be fair they've kind of exhausted all they can get out of it too, so it's all good.

At least they won't force anything.

nah man i got my own shit going on

o-oh..

That being said, I never found a way to have fun without money

Yeah I think it'd be fun to make too. I just don't have the capability to do it where I am :(

Miracle Whip tastes weird. I dun like it

As if that were possible

i mean for an adult swim it's overstayed it's welcome

dan harmon is based is what i mean

he'll come up with something good after rick and morty

I think there's a tacky "buns" joke to be made too, but I'm too sleepy to think of it. Nooo, don't let me uncomfy your comfy!

I get bonuses for certain goals each month, so I'm shootin' for those. Gotta make that papah so I ain't kickin' it in no first quarter shoes!

Maaaayyyyn, shoot. I goof all the time. :3

That's difficult too.
Money is just something you need to get by, and if you can get enough money to not ever worry about that, then you're all set, no?

old school wu-tang is kinda the best

I havebn't got enough money to not worry

Only 15 inch giant n-word dongs?

What? Idk what to say to the other thing you said

How was your week? :3

do you... skys the limit n shit.
think ive just said yes sir, no sir too much.
my next stage should be to do my own thing for awhile.

There's a good reason to keep working

nah, I don't have a scat fetish

you probably do.

Did you ever check out Harmon Quest?

Awwe gotta get your Z's bb... Why so restless? Wanna talk on Steam?

I kinda liked it but didn't wanna go 2far lol

>mfw

The job will never give me enough money to not worry

i was smart before i started drinking

i put some nugs and shake in a separate bag and told my futureself

here do whatever you want with this

i spill nugs like a mug

If by nugs
You mean chicken nugs
That sounds fucking delish

no can i find it on youtube?

That sucks.
Uh.. Looking for something else?

Yeah
But people here suck

I can feel TP's drunkenness increasing

Such a vanilla boi

-huggu- :3

youtube.com/watch?v=z1ndFL1v34E

SO LAY DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
THE THREAT IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL
WHEN HIS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
GOES RED AGAAAAAAAAIN

Pretty sure. Isn't everything on there?

I think that's where I watched it though.

hello friends

it's been kinda decreasing

bongs

hello friends

Oh sorry I missed this post

U should post a cute anime girl so I don't miss ur posts

But obviously your solution is to avoid living in the day

hello lovely nezy

Same here. Why are people such shit?

Pretty much

*pat*

*pat*

But I need to live in the day

Its Karma, it's what I get for being shit uwu

Wanna be your own boss, hm? What do you think you'd do?

Omg, it's already midnight. :O
I dunno why so restless. I feel tired, but I can't make myself lie down? You ever get like that? We can Steam if you'd like. I can't promise I'll be interesting though!

oh shit like i legit thought you were nezi by that

Pls no pat, I'm sensitive uwu

You're drunk, I copied his post :^)

but i still spotted a nezi

not that drunk

idk sometimes you just gotta stay up late^^

I just wasn't sure if you needed to talk or something.. I'm honestly about to ptfo. Today was a long one. Sorry boo.

Don't know man, you don't strike me as such

*pat* *pat* *pat* *pat* *pat*

How many fingers am I holding up?

*explodes*

locally theres a need for remote proson monitoring... ive done other things before. guitar repair, pc repair. had my own shops, taught music. that sort of thing... literally not a music store in town. all sorts of storefront

Watching Chappie
For a guy trying to make a thinking AI, Deon never says thank you to his domestic robots

imo opening posts are an art

i forgot who taught me but i subscribe to the school of balls to the wall

take over the thread before they have a chance to ignore you

Sleepy Maddie, huh?
I probably should try to go asleep too.
I hope you have a nice night. It was good seeing you!

That's cause it's easier to be "normal" online

one?

Remote proson monitoring? Sounds complicated!

The nigga made Joel McHale the lead of a show on a major network, he's fucking god tier

But do you gaff?

Well yeah, but not reasonably. My living situation is pretty restricted unfortunately. I'm saving some money to hopefully move at some point

Hi Nezi

how the fuck am i listening to chevelle.... this is bullshit

No, that's my penis.

Don't stare .///.

...

Nini bbs~

You too Sabby. Have some sweet dreams mmkay?

Hello, Hu.

Hello, Ian.

think about community for a second

yeah

how lewd

Perhaps so, but others fail miserably at even that

Good evening

latr

you don't really have a donger though

I have time to tailor my replies
People just haven't learned to do that

Weed decreases the feeling of drunkenness for you? I haven't smonked and drank at the same time much

You are into boot licking, though : ^ )

Oh right you're a college boi, aren't you

I always just tried to schedule classes late in the day so at least I could sleep in

RIP that guy, whatever his name was 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Sleep well ♥

Please, it's an explosion, not a cumshot.

Mind out of the gutter pls :c

I swear man, you and Grim are committed to that tbh.

speaking of not having dongers? where did luka go? seems like she popped in and out without much satisfaction

I'm not a college boi
I haven't been since June

What the fuck are u doing then? Get a night job

to you not having a donger?

grim still posts?

Can't get one that pays enough to make a living on

I think they have. They just fail

What gives you that idea?

sure, sure, just an "explosion", riiight

Yeah, he's like

He pops in every so often.

Yeah, I swallowed a grenade.

...

♥!

I give a fuckin' fuck, yes. :3

Goodnight!

Thank you for the cookie cutter response

What a god damn legend

Sleep tight

Indeed. How are you?

it's kinda frustrating i guess unless you do the full on chiri reveal lol

GUESS WHAT I AM ACTUALLY A CRROOKED TOOTHED DICK HAHAHAHA

I noticed Wish actually starting to cycle back to "b-but I'm a girl" a bit lately

It looked like a meme at first when he started claiming to be a boi too

prison...not enough cops applying

an explosion in your mouth, huh? Lewd too!

Too left

Am okay. Woke up not too long ago.
Been having a good day?

Grim just can't get over the confusion that traps give him, don't worry about that too much

btw I'm actually a girl.

Or have they

What historical dictator's boot would you most like to lick?

I-I'm actually a boi, btw >//

I bought groceries, then hung out at home. Gonna do some homework soon.

btw I'm actually a girl.

Never with those girlish hips

goddamn i have to stop posting deep albums deep in threads

Yeah, I can dig the reasoning behind it but it's pretty silly overall.

I'm at least not ugly for a dude though :^)

I think (?) I did that once, just because MFF was like "post cock" and I was just memeing at him.

Well no, I swallowed so it was in my tummy uwu

I'm NOT even twink sized though!!!!

btw I'm actually a girl.

me irl

That's even more confusing for Grim

Don't torment the poor man

you're not a girl?

either that, or it's just me who's shit

My own

WOW, homework.
Hope you got something good :3

You would, slut!
Best way though. No mess

Me irl

Your transition went amazingly.

Oh gosh thanks >////

Nice you irl

Don't know

Sorry, I'll try to shrink as best as I can.

Unluckily enough, no sir.

It's still a grenade Hu, there'll be a huge mess.

me irl...srsly

...

tyty

It's possible

A huge mess for you

when did you come out

At the grocery? lettuce, apples, protein bars

I'd be dead, I wouldn't have to deal with a mess.

Idk, like June?

can you imagine like pretending to be a dude so long

that you have to come out

Don't apologize to me, apologize to him

Post more selfies tbh

Is it

it's march

you don't come back from this

Isn't this basic life for transgendered people?

You forgot meat!

;_;
No kill

Depends on who you ask I suppose

Dongers are useless

But he's not even here.

Yeah, like June 2017

Missed ur post again because ur still not posting an anime girl

And maybe try freelance internet work

I'm a boi; those hips are just for birthing butt babies

Oh, yeah, that was when I saw it

It could just be the beginning of your slow transition back to being a gril, tho

Did you get estrogen prescribed yet?

Fairly flexible sub

Oh hey, I think I've masturbated to that pic a long time ago

dude, i was in a perfectly good groove...
see you post this, pause pandora stream, hit play on the embed... and im all

fucking TP would post some utter scheit.... dammit. TP GET BETTER TASTE!.

im going back to my pandora stream

i mean... who hasnt?
shes the village bicycle

I'm asking you

I'm a fag who doesn't avatar post :(

No thanks, I like being a boy tbh.

wait... i thought you was a girl

I didn't say right this second

But hips don't lie. Shakira taught me that

i bought ground sirloin for burgers and stuff for spaghetti

Yes you are

Don't find either of us so~

i donno man that has like a bill views

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But I have a terrible memory, I'll just forget later.

whose got the the wish menstrual cycle image macro?

cant find that bitch anywhere...

You're shamelessly stringing him along, you harlot

i've thought about it and decided to accept dude wishy

chiri did it

why can't wishy

hopefully wish has most of his teeth

FUCK

Good.

Because of my bad memory? :^(

I tried telling him though

TP I'm sorry man

I don't have two of my wisdom teeth

You need to remind him every time you talk

Crush the remaining hope in him that you're a grill

Start every conversation by shouting "I AM MALE" in his face

I AM MALE

Okay, sounds good to me.

I don't have any of my wisdom teefs
I mean I have them somewhere but they're not in my skeloton

What do you mean

i mean it would be better to apologize for the years of deceit tbh

I am a BOY!!!!!!!!!1 ACCEPT MY TRANSITION, GRIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haven't seen that image in a really long time

ur like a portal to the distant past of 4chan sometimes

y not

That's fine, you're a cute boi :3

That's just what she says to lure in prey

Yeah, I tried just now and it's actually not that hard to bring your foot to your mouth

Probably Wish

I'm curious to see how he reacts, please save it

Me and my roommate would listen to this every time we played RE:5

I think it's fitting

at least we always knew revy was a dude becoming a girl

Don't degrade yourself like this
If you want to be a girl be a girl

lol... i fukken love reposting old dead memes

and imma find that pic just to spite em. i know its on this drive

idk,. I just don't

wish was just another canadienne neckbear pretending

smh

fucking new

To be fair I wasn't very good at being a guy and I'm not very good at being a girl