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disgust

Kill everyday~

those are very inaccurate. I feel sorry for you if you miss


you're a pet too? :c


haha


Saturday can't come soon enough...

Kill everyone, and everything, every day, every week, every year.

I'm afraid so
having an owner sure would be convenient right about now

Just got off work, and apparetly my friends are picking me up to go shop at Winco

I'm just probably gonna buy some beer, a pound of coffee, maybe some bratwurst or something for later on.

Actually a steak sounds nice later on

What do you think I should buy?

How's your day coming along so far, slut?


stfu

now you're speaking my language


Daiakuma will be a great owner if you choose him.


:x

where art thou

Just went to buy some meat, beer and coffee myself actually, so I don't know. Sounds like you already got all the good stuff.

Pretty well. Got off uni, shopped, now home to chill for the weekend

I'm talking about you daiakuma

Manhunt when?

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Erio is the pet. He's way too much of a submissive slut to own anybody

currently I am nobody's pet you will come to find

anytime honey


You mean Daiakuma?


Are you talking about Daiakuma?

Indeed

do you want to be his pet again?

-pat pat-

He IS the pet

what's going on
asakura don't tell me you've rused me yet again

nooo you're not my master


how?


what do you mean? Erio is a good master

I'm not doing the owning people thing right now

It was partially the cause of the e-death of a poster last time


Because of Citrus? You seem to have very mixed feelings on it ^^

You hate the lesbianism and yet you're looking forward to it?

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He's way too submissive to have any pets.
You haven't seen just how much he begs Ikt for his dick?

that is what you are claiming, but these claims are being contradicted by things said by other people

I do what I want!

It's vantablack btw

Pretty cool, u should Google it

Seen some cool articles/programmes on it recently. Looks like some future shit.

I like the fashion...
And I want to know what happens next.
I don't like the Yuri though...


I have not seen that, sorry. I didn't think he was into dicks.


Those people don't know Erio like I do.
But he just stated that he's not into the master/slave thing anymore.
There goes my boner...


Do you wash your hands before petting me though?


You're such a nerd for knowing that.

With anti bacterial soap. Because I want your diseases.

I'm a dom-leaning switch btw


There was a lot of drama in the art world over it too because some guy copyrighted it

todayiwrotenothing.tumblr.com/post/169235796133/gay-jesus-probably-solongstarbird


I just remembered I had a dream that I got a cellphone case like Matsuri's last night

Thanks for the reminder

I bet he was even the one who responded "too many to count, lol" on his strawpoll about how many e-dicks they've sucked
strawpoll.me/15160488/r

From a distance of a meter?

but a total submissive cocksock if the dick is big enough

And they spend countless money making a house out of it at the Winter Olympics.
Also; Matsuri is weird. Why she so evil.

so you had rused me >:(

my disease is the cure~


That means you have an inner connection to her~


I want to say I did more than 40 different people at least 3-4 times each.


You wouldn't be able to get that close to me without consequences~


I didn't know Erio switched!
Tumblr changed him...

Eww

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Undisputed knowledge

I needed something in my mouth

I live in the hood, our doors are reinforced

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We don't have doorbells either. We use knockers.

I'm sure you know him better than I, wouldn't it have been a good idea to consult him first so you could be certain?

According to that poll, the average Holla Forums poster has e-sucked like 3 or 4 e-dicks, btw

This average obviously isn't counting the vote for "too many to count lol"; that person has transcended beyond

Also I haven't ruled out e-domming Loafie for one e-sex session if the mood strikes me


Wish told me you used to e-suck three e-dicks a night on ponychan


I hadn't heard about that; haven't really been paying attention to the Olympics

And people who have read all the released chapters of the manga tend to like Matsuri more

Mei worst gril


It's best to have some kind of connection to your avatars in some way, isn't it? ^^

Where is my sachenhausen Franxxx? Why is 02 the best girl?

Don't you mean Spec?
I don't know, nobody knows what they're talking about

MEI AND MATSURI GONNA FUGG?! NO WAY

We always end up cybering when I talk too much...


I've had two intense dreams with Asakura and I was shaken for a few days.

Do they even sell that cellphone case? Its really cute

This is Strelizia's

They don't want to promote her

THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE!!!!

You and Spec both accuse each other of sucking dicks a lot

I think u both suck a lot of dicks and ur just projecting on each other


What are you even basing this on? Matsuri is on top of Harumin in the pic I posted


I don't know, there are probably things like that in Japan

I could still teach English there; sometimes I consider that but idk, obviously it's not going to just be an animeland

Isn't enough for black 7.62

It's just a simple question, it doesn't have to escalate like that

I'm a cyber virgin please keep that in mind if you ever do

hmm... alright, we can say so

Picture confirms this logos.

You should do it and take me with you!!!!!!!!


Niggers can take bullets, you'd be surprised. You need hollow points.


He e-rapes me, holds me down and has his way...

She's a killer though... so yeah

Best anime of all time?

I don't even have you on Discord right now; you should add me ^^

Daiakuma#8938


You're okay with admitting to sucking a lot of dicks as long as it's acknowledged that Spec also sucks a lot of dicks?

There's no reason to be ashamed of it anyway ^^


They're pretty kawaii together


Not sure if that would even work; I think you might have to get your own work visa to do ^^

A fair deal often means both parties have to compromise

Eriooooooooh oh oh~

;3c

What can I do over there? I don't know English...

zero 2 is just asuka 2.0

Is Ichigo Rei?

Come wake me when they introduce Rei 2.0 then.

My Fallout 3 character be bumping

rekt

Bad lighting/10

Jojo saved anime for me. I hate Moe

When you see it.

Aren't they supposed to wear cups or something?

Totally a wallpaper

Ok, i will take them

Now you can get gangbanged together


Hii, how're you? ^^


Idk, I probably won't do it anyway

Kind of had enough of teaching and enough of not being able to speak the language of the country I'm in well

Are you sure you'd like living in Japan? ^^

I guess it would probably be better than where you live now

DISGUSTING PUPOPET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Imagine jamming your entire forarm up blood chans colon

As if that's ever going to happen

ahh~n na-naruto-kun

My body is exhausted and there's my 2 closes left in my week still not counting today :(

I'm planning on living in Fukuoka. I don't want to live in liberal NYC

Liberal America anymore.

I'll prolly work in a Taiyaki shop


Rei is best puppet

Then xont?

Your brother has the right of it. Stinky puppet.

)))

lemme take your face off real quick

Like... you didnt even answer my queston


You like Naruto?

What does he mean by this?

She reminds me of you.

Watched when i was a kid, don't remember

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Who?

how old are you?

Rei

How the FUCK does Rei remind you of BC?

I mean "))))"

44

;__;


Scoots knew me before I came to 4chan

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Puppets. Little puppets on little puppet strings.

))))

You're like 17


you mean the Alicefags?

Wrong, 18

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This is doing me a giggle.

...

...

...

...

what happened to muh speedcap, russ
WHAT HAPPENED

They capped the engine at 170.
The Locust, for the same tonnage, is capped at 190.
:^)

I need an adult.


Can I ask you a question?


I hope you choke on your spit

I like it when you get all gruff.

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I'm not a puppet though.


Dork

What's up?

PGI you fucking hacks god damn it

I'm need a girl, but I'm not complaining

I just discovered this goth rabbit thing tho and she's super kawaii

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Which anime character would you compare me to?

I know.

Girls are hard to cum by.


Where did you even find her?

I want to be one though...

<
I don't actually know you well enough.

Don't get

I was smonking weed and browsing the My Melody wiki in an effort to understand the other rabbit I was posting earlier

Holidays on 10 days

So you're not Limes?

That girl scares me.


God I just want to beat the shit out of you.


Kek, you must be smoking that really good shit.

...

I am

Did you eat yet today? ^^

I love when cuties like you is trying to punch me :3

Who?

Jabami a cute.

i ate a grill cheese ^^


I will break my fist over your mouth

the twisted facial expressions she makes are spooky..

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Oh, you so strong :3

BABY COME BACK
U CAN BLAME IT ALL
ON
ME

Rin lurks btw, so u always know she'll read what u post about her

Just like [REDACTED]


Good ♥ -pets your hair-

I should prob eat something soon actually; just realized I haven't eaten in like eight hours

Need to buy a beer

Alice said I'm this character.

Yes I am and I don't care for pain.


Wow a nigger playing the piano?

You shouldn't eat when you into pot, you'll get fat ._.,

So brave :3

I do need to play more shitty mech game though

That song they're singing is actually from Spongebob

And yeah that video was memed by black people in the first place to prove that blacks can sing/play piano

It seems like my weight's been pretty stable ^^

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PRETTY YURI

Liar, as we see

Kuromi best Sanrio gril

All other opinions are wrong

Wow spec you waifu theif

I really could beat you up. I hope youre not underestimating me.


Ew I hate Spongbob.

hmmm why didn't you join the military?


Asakura Ryouko
She's really nice and sweet.

It's just been so garbage lately... I'm waiting for the Solaris patch to bring some life back into it.

what about jazz pianists

lolsto


Dindu nuffin.


That doesn't sound like you at all.

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You want my fuckin' Yuno folder too you piece of shet

Ofk i'm not, i just know minimum requirements to beat me. And let's be honest you too cute for this :3

Alice knows what she's talking about

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I want to find a better purpose than serving (((the man)))

u?

AYLMAO

Who?


im too cute for anything and i hate it...


I wasn't accepted because of my stutter...

Nanana, it's good

And I'm going to elbow your throat

be nice

They need to learn to see the value in cuteness, then

It can disarm the enemy

How could you shoot at a cute stuttering gril?

And who could ever expect anyone who stutters to do anything wrong??

I waiting only for this :3

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Not suitable growth

HEY NOW.

Is it you?

Yes

Why do you have so many lewd pics of that avatar imouto?

are you telling me what to do??


It really hurts because it was a dream of mine.
I snapped and I still haven't been able to recover.
Do you think they'll shoot at me if I'm shooting them first?


I want to watch you choke on your blood


only in secret!


She's a killing machine and she kills animals too


Which avatar?

it's just a suggestion
you were managing to be nice and calm a few hours ago I don't see why you can't continue to

fiiine, i'll be my normal and nice self..

Only if i will hug you in this time

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thank you
I appreciate it very much, and I'm sure everyone else here does also

yesso, specco?

hugs hurt...


why would they? they don't care about me

morning

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WA HA HA HAAA

Especially if i gonna squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste

Evening

-puts my fingers in your mouth-

but that would hurt

Beer is quite good

that's a shame but I care about you my friend

mornyan

the past few days has goten my sleep schedule off track : (

Not at all, lets try

That is really bad, fix it

-looks sad...all the snew went east of him. Holds his sled and stares out the window at green grass pathetically- :

how much do you care?


noh... i don't like hugs

You'll like it when I do it

i would like attention from you guys or I'm gonna leave cause this thread is ballsack

ur a ballsack

That one.

0.0 -pounces and stares you dead in the eyes, squeaking wildly to find out if you got snew?-

Help I'm being attacked by a kangaroo

Is it byte for australian guy?

gonna kick ur ballsack out m8

you're not going to put sometime lewd inside me, right?


You don't like her?
And iunno she doesn't have a lot of lewds to begin with


umm not really... just some wind and rain.

I went to my mom's apartment at 6am so I didn't get hit with anything :p


meat

I like her.
She makes me fucking horny though. >

he's throwing a boomerang repeatedly at me right now

I just want your love ; ~ :

I'm not sure how you want me to answer this
what unit is used to measure the amount of care someone has

when talking about that asswipe it's probablly a unit of fucks given with the predicate being absolute zero

-gives you an umbrella and a nice yellow rain coat with a picture of a bunny on the back-

Nothing lewd, only my dick

Nuke him, you murrican!

she bites though

I never really thought about it much but you know

us and you aren't so very different

youtube.com/watch?v=IaXzcTrY0Vg

~

Post tits.


She's a psychopath, like you.
Maybe Alice was right.


idk, it was good back in Beta.


Goodmorning Bardo.

that's rather uncouth behaviour don't you think
what's he done to warrant such comments

Don't get the sence

L-l-look....

hehe I'm glad to see you this morning
i messed up my sleep schedule and now I'm stuck awake for the next 5 hours til work : /


you up to much fun?

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bard the correct format is "You and I aren't so different"

Tnx Loafie :3

bye for now, I was called a psychopath...


you should measure it in hugs you want to give me ^^


I've never once said anything bad about you. I even defended you MGD, Alice2 and Erio all badmouthed you. I got shunned for it.

Fuck you Bard


awh fuck that's what I need, a raincoat.
I was holding onto my umbrella real tight too, i have to go... -huggles and heals you-


that's the most lewd thing ever!


She's a pure psychopath though... she doesn't even love the way Yuno does...
bye now


Wow rude...
I'm not a psychopath.

No it isn't

years and years of things really
probably has to do with the fact he's constantly pretendingto be new people and he will latch onto a poster and lie to them and say that he loves them then he'll fuck around behind their back and just drop them and say fuck it out of nowhere


There's way more little things that I could go on for hours about such as his constant talk of torturing animals and how he brings people who aren't even part of this community along with him so they can circlejerk around him and make it seem like people actually like him

He's a shit person
and everyone who associates with him is a shit person as well

fuk das hot


RIP Bard...
KF2! So all my replies are super slow.


Not even a little?

-hugs you tight and puts pears in your bag. Is happy to see you, even if just for a little while.-

I mean more our countries of america and ukraine an not us as people

that's not the greatest measurement system
because if you forced me to give a number to define that it'd be infinity but that isn't exclusive to you

What's Kf2?

It's my ex, enjoy

Killing Floor 2.
A game too cool for you.

Waiting on Hu to suck my dick tbh

but what if my love is a kick to the balls

heh yeah
I am way too cool to enjoy the floor

You dont know love ;~:

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++++

Pretty, why'd she leave you?


Enjoy this dicc.

-squeaks and plops down where Ika had been and sighs. Is soon time for bed-

I can post nudes some Polish slut sent me

Though she's a bit thick, but she's pretty pale skinned and man do I love that

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Spec pls

Lol, not, i leave her, she was slut & dumb as fuck

Fat a bit

I already downed two burgers, I can't take one more

Isn't it too much for old men like you?

What would be too much?

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Oh come on dude

Literally almost all girls in the US are like this, I have nudes of some Indonesian chick I messed around with and shes a loli but let me at least post this chicks nudes


You sure do love scarfing down meat down your throat, huh?

burgers are good
I would have had one today if it weren't for the fact that I don't want to trudge through the snow to go to a restaurant that may or may not be open
:(

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The more the merrier too. I can't go a day without meat

Wow, i thought different way

put that bud out young man

What is your height and weight?

Cook them yourself!


*pat*


Could have had another too, but I'd rather have some for tomorrow's lunch

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You're kinda turning me on

I don't know

I wouldn't want to risk spending all that time for something that doesn't taste all that great

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Not a man.


hi there~


oh well... at least i dont.

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Such fat :^)

Dude, i smoked five years. It's was insane hard physical addiction

cigarete is gros

Heh


Everyone suffers through a dumb slut or two.

Its not even that bad, I quit after smoking for like 3 - 4 yrs

Yeah you get those urges but i would just drink more instead

Now im just an alcoholic

wow!
There's nothing arousing about some guy biting into a juicy piece of meat, then slurping hard to not drip grease everywhere as it starts slowly running down his lips


Should become better at it then~


hey hey Luka Wuka


I fucking love grease!

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Good for you, and don't start

Yeah, i know. They're awful

I wanna find another one, mb i'm gonna stream it here

> Fat guy

So fat my BMI is like 15

-holds up a cup of tea to you-

hi Hu
long time... what have you been up to?


i'm pretty straight edge.

p-pic related

too much effort for me
if it can't make it

oh? what flavour?

do it

The way Hu is sexually tempting me is too much

I'm going to sleep instead and hopefully dream of Hu eating my cock instead of burgers

Pat the skeleton

Mb on this week i'm gonna try

Oops Ilinked him

lol guess the cats out of the nigger

I'm kinda drunk

woah...................i never knew that was an option...............

I just played that the other day desu


also
god I wish that were me

-is his blend of white and green teas with just a tiny bit of sugar. Very delicate, gives all the flavor of green tea but cuts the acidic aftertaste thanks to the white tea-

I could say the same.
Nothing much other than uni, really. So just the same old.
You been holding up well enough?


Kinda wish I could gain some, but nah.


:3
That too is a solution~

xD
Sleep well faggot


:3

Thanks bby

btw have I told you I love you?

iktf well my niga

Goodluck.

what are you learning at uni?
I've... been... uh meh... mostly, just feeling emptyness.

Just goto bed


It's kind of shit tbh

am i about to be raped?

WHERE IS THE FINN GUY?

u wish


The Russians finally got 'em, and you're next.

Bubbo!!!!

Rousk rousk
: D DD I gan be your finn : D

You totally fucked that link up

I hope you know that

Im on it though, probably gonna fap tho

hmm... very green tasting..

i personally enjoy creamier teas like chai with cinnamon and honey.

h-haha y-yeah i was just joking t-too

Quite a bit I've already worked with previous for now, such as databases and verification that a designed model actually does work as intended.
Aww, that sucks ;_;
Grown bored of what you usually spend your time with?


I quoted a reply, so triple > :3
Ofc you are. Can't sleep without rubbing one off

Me too

Time for liberation

I hope you know Im rubbing it off to you

STRAIGHT EDGE SOCIETY! WHAT UP?

how boring

Smokin big weed rn u?

Go sit on a bollard or something.


youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Someone make me play something actually different. I need some goddamn variety, damn it.

previous what?
some kind of I.T. thingy?
making big things check other things, and learning how to use them/create them?

more like i haven't spent any time with anything really... just isolation in general.

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Yeah, scoot is straight edgy.

hehe Im gonna get some brekky see you later speccy

previously*
my bad.
Yep, indeed.
Nah, neither. Checking to see if a designed program works without bugs.

;_;
Sounds like you need a girlfriend

you should install quake 2 and then play it with me

FOK U

Get FarCry 5 and let's play that in... Three weeks.


Enjoy your meal, bye Bardo~

didn't see flag
sorry aussie fren

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:O
Amish the Evil!


Hey babooka! What up?


Unlike squid... who is straight, edgy.

is it even multiplayer?

learn about all the programs in the world!!
so that you know if all programs have bugs or if the bug was really just the program itself! :O

;~;
i need lots...


felt lonely, decided to post to see if anyone would notice me...

Yeah, it has Co-op, as will MW5: Mercs but that's not till December.

Also, how the FUCK can you not find anything to play? Steam says you have over 1.1k games you triple nigger.

Womp womp womp!
Consider this a notice.
What is the happy hap? Busy? loafing? babookin?

how the fuck

even if he paid 1 dollar per game

just sitting here in the morning looking at a feelz thread on 4chan /gif/
trying to feel

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

Ah, feelings, a messy business.
All that messy jumbly human emotion stuffs.
Can really make one go stir crazy.
That was me earlier.
Feeling a little more steady now.
Pumped some iron and took some deep breaths.
Hang in there Luka!!!