Children's indoctrination into capitalism has become blatant and lazy

How old are you hoochie?

23. But the 80's was king of this shit. Transformers had a fucking show that was basically a commercial. In fact all children's television was basically a commercial to buy toys for boys.

GI Joe, Transformers, what the fuck else, this hyper capitalism and western chauvanism towards their own children isn't anything new.

You don't need to be from the 80's to understand this.

This seems dumb, do children even know what a mall is?
Seems like it would have been better if it revolved around online shopping, but I guess that too alienating for even porky to glorify.

You really want to compare MLP and Transformers to this cancer?

It's essentially the same thing.

I want to edit this into a collage of black Friday shoppers trying to kill eachother over a tickle-me elmo.

absolutely

How is this as cancerous?

I can already tell from the thumbnail and the toy line.

Anyone remember "Sex Puppets" form theTransmetropolitan comic?
It was a cross between Sesame Street and hardcore pornography and encouraged children to have sex.
Whenever I see exploitative children's programming like this I think of sex puppets.

The difference is that Shopkins Shoppies entire premise is consumption while MLP and Transformers are more product placements for their toys.

How is this even legal?

yeah nothing cancerous there

What are you talking about?

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How is this much worse than cold war propaganda shoved down the throats of every single boy growing up in the 80's? One actually hurt leftism for a generation more than anything else.

The 80's was complete brainwashing that made what you're seeing possible, and in my opinion the two things are completely equitable.

Children and capitalism.

What does that have to do with the 80s?

It was when it was in its most excess. So were the 90's, can't tell which is worse.

Nobody buys children's toys as much as they previously did.

You really need to stop spouting off on things you know nothing about and keep your trap shut. The least you could have done is google toy market trends.

Why are most of my detractors so autistic

There's nothing to detract from because your claims are substanceless.

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You're arguing about the toy market

There's nothing to argue, I'm just correcting you. It's okay to be wrong, honey.

By the shear level of cancer.

Wow they aren't even trying anymore.
How long till we get porn of Shopkins with dicks?

Could be worse, you could actually be the means of production.

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/shopkins/1

Oh look, another thread destroyed by Hoochie.

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why not?

Ads glued to the ceilings of maternity wards. Original idea, do not steel melt fuel beams.

Catching your cock in a three ringed binder. Original idea, do not steel melt fuel beams.

See Hoochie, it's posts like this that bamboozle me. Did you mock me? Did you make a randumb joke? Are you actually angry at my shitty joke? What? Tell me, you modern sphynx you.

Some things aren't meant to be understood. Some things are just ponds of cum to be pondered at.

How are you not banned for life?
Not saying you should be, but I'm wondering how?

I make good posts sometimes.

What I find particularly amusing is that the very same sort of liberals that would criticise my ideology for being very much in favour of indoctrination.
Would have no problem with this disgusting shit.

I want off this ride

or you might be with the good guys who are ideologically against that kind of thing and instead only endlessly clone people and shove them bodily into machines instead of doing away with the biology completely. the future is bright!

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The bus style is clearly asian and they ride on the right side of the road. This show might be made in south korea.

Never mind checked the wikipedia and it is indeed south korean anime.

Capitalism with asian values.

shit i think i still have this one

It gets worse, in the animated shorts there are the shoppies (animated human girls) and the Shopkins (animated commodities).

This finally convinced me to kill myself. Thanks, I appreciate it.

Smuggle a nuke over the border.
Truck bomb.
Thin Man plutonium gun-nuke would be easy to make even for an undeveloped nation, the main reason it wasn't used was because it wasnt' aerodynamic to drop from a plane, but that becomes irrelevant if it's deployed over land.

Why

Yup and it has the message, if you feel alienation at work, shut up and take pride in your work.

YOU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF RANDOM PARTICLES YOU FUCKING PLEB

THERE ARE INFINITE MULTIVERSES

NOTHING MATTERS

BUY SHIT

DO NOT QUESTION THE BANKERS

I'm praying for death but the reaper just wont come, what am I doing wrong?

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This is the darkest timeline

The 80's were not anymore decadent than now. Thinking they were and we somehow """"""evolved"""""" is buying into neoliberal propaganda that we have reached the end of history. All kids shows are commercials for merchandise, the 80s just started it.

That and the premise of anthropomorphic commodities shopping for commodities.

A Leftist trying to get someone else to do their dirty work? Typical.

Holy shit, we are same age.

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MLP is pure cancer at this point. Even most of the fandom has abandoned it.

I'm guessing the article basically says
It reads like some religious apologist's desperate writings, wherein they simply try to spin every negative into a positive.

Wasn't there another webm that had this same band's music? I can't find it now, but it's dope as hell. I really hadn't listened to much Frith beforehand.

Yes MLP is cancer but it is Shopkins levels of cancer?

user, pls. Season 7 is great.

Remember kids, wanting not to work is bad.

Nothing we haven't seen before.

TBH, this cartoon is so ideologically accurate that I explain the contradictions to my son.
There's an episode where one a group of trains sabotage the workshop because they lacked the means to safely work. While the moral is that they shouldn't do that and they're portrayed as impacient and evil, it was blatantly obvious if you break the normalizing cycle, that porky won't do a thing if the workers don't organize against them. I got my kid to realize that the "bad guys" were actually right and that the "heroes" were a bunch of scabs.

What about all the dank pony merch?

Skeleton Crew masterrace reporting in.

also, here's a docu on Frith: veoh.com/watch/v15489613hQyRnCza