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Sucking dick brings joy into the world.
You haven't sucked any dick.

...because you do not wish to bring joy into this world?

I thought I got it from Tumblr

Maybe we just both got the meme from different sources

And I was alluding to ur love for the Undertale goat

I bet I've e-sucked more e-dicks than you have

Sluts

No idea what you're talking about erio, the other user here clearly likes them more than i do

strawpoll.me/15160488

strawpoll.me/15160488

strawpoll.me/15160488

strawpoll.me/15160488

strawpoll.me/15160488

Don't just assume the first vote was me, I might be waiting until later to vote

♥

Don't be ashamed of ur kinks

Congratulations, that's like 4

unfortunately porn i like goes by quality of material not what the character is, and you don't know if they have a lot of good porn or not

so ha

*pat*

im surprised hu has only sucked 3-5 e-dicks, i thought the number would be higher

Didn't you listen to 4m?

Hu was the "too many to count".

I didn't vote

Four OR MORE

The point is it means I'm a more benevolent angel than u

With how popular Undertale is there's probably a fairly wide selection

How u

How unpatriotic of you.

Sucking e-dick doesn't count.

Am alright.
Having a good day?

hmpf, fine, I voted now

too many to count lol
It's a good thing you gave a category applicable to Hu.

well i guess i wouldn't really know since i haven't looked that hard, this is the most inappropriate image i have saved from the artist i like who does cute things

they also did this made in abyss art

So mean

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Little bored.

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A more e-benevolent e-angel

Yeah, a day that consists of only being awake at night is the best kind of day

He tries to run from his urges

A self-hating gay

You should try unironically masturbating to the goat boy at least once

You took a long time to reply to that though; what are you doing? :3

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You disgust me.

*pat*

only awake during the day*
FTFY

That's why he's so self hating, he doesn't want to admit to the degeneracy he's sunken to.

Visiting diffrent friends on VR chat.

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not even wrong

Go to bed

I know you too well though so there's no escape.

Also no.

Still time left to redeem myself.

Also yes

Greetings

Did you ever finish that folder you were compiling for me?

lol no, ur fucked

no

nah, am not

:

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brb kms

FUCKED

NO WAIT

like you!

your fault for being an idiot and misinterpreting the situation, he clearly stopped lurking for the benefit of himself to get the folder

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i really want to like Dolly Kill Kill but they keep bulling bullshit like "NUH UH THIS IS MY REAL ULTIMATE POWER" i mean, i guess i should have figured it would be more shonen

You still want that?

YEH

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Come back, though.

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Alright, relax there Satan. Jesus.

Hmm...

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Shit dude my bad, to be honest I haven't been in the mood to cap in the past year

:3

He was the first thing I saw when I opened the thread. COME BACK.

Rough year?

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hah!

Very

y u laffin nerd?

u rekt

SAME

hahaha darwin

ill rek ur ass, slut

yeah, riiiiight. As if

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always let oranges ripen in the fridge for a few days until they get darker orange before you start eating them

OH MY GOSH WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soo how is everyone?

rekt

im pretty sure wish just went to sleep and isnt actually upset, it is almost like 2am

and then that happened

2am is only early for normies

Dewgong probably finally just pushed him over the edge

If Wish doesn't post in a week, then it's safe to say we'll have to avenge him

*late

Pretty baked

u?

youtube.com/watch?v=VcrZqSv2B-k

I'm fine, enjoying what's left of my day off

You posting reminds me that there's going to be a new Ghost album this year and makes me want it

Actually I just Googled it and something from September of last year says it's coming out in April

I wonder if that's still accurate

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you'd have to try really hard not to get enough salt in life to die

That's probably how Wish is killing himself as we speak

Oh sweet, I have not been keeping up with Ghost to be honest. Been kinda opening my taste to music up more

finally found a good five stack that's consistently online to stack with, maybe i won't be garbage in season 9 (ill still be garbage)

Same but I still love Ghost

Most of what I've been listening to over the past months has been old school rap tho

I've been listening to House/Trap/electro.. you get what I'm saying

I never listened to much of that ^^

Maybe I should try more of it

They're hella catchy and upbeat

Good morning

Ghost is shit now that the singer pretty much booted everyone from the band because his ego couldn't let him stay anonymous anymore.

stupid glasses guy with his stupid sword that can cut anything

Link me one of ur favorites

Hey, slept well? ^^

I don't care about that

It may hurt the quality if the new nameless ghouls (literally what they're called for anyone who doesn't know) aren't as good, but I tend to care more about vocals/writing/overall melody than the people playing the instruments being really good

9 hours, i like it

youtu.be/VRTGJjmTd6A

I wonder if Tsuchi knows I luv him

Yeah pretty good

I might have slept that long but I had to take care of my Tamagotchi at 5pm

It's keeping me nocturnal

A mutually beneficial relationship since night is the best time

Oh, weeb-ish music :3

This seems like it would be good to listen to while exercising

So "trap" is weeb music? Is it actually named after traps?

🤔

Is Demon Lord A7X a trap?

I love that you still have that A7X tripcode, by the way

Indeed it is for every fast pace things

Not sure

Not quite, am a openly gay boi

Love this trip

So a subby femboi

Concept, lyrics and theme weren't really what made them decent. It was the atmosphere of it all. Instrumental backings definitely bolstered that. I see them more as losing their spirit then some outright demise.

I wish, my face is too masculine to pass, mind you that isn't going to stop me from trap cosplaying

Tamagochi, rly?

i'm here now.

I guess it can hurt the theatric element, and that just makes them more like other bands at worst

I don't tend to think about drama bands have had while I listen to their music tho

Are u Tsuchi

Kind of want to grow a full beard and then cosplay as an anime girl at a con

Kawaii things in general are good when you smoke a lot of weed

How were ur VR adventures today

That would be silly, I've seen a couple of people that did that

Pretty good

I had a girl use a cheesy pick up line on me to get my discord.

Luka also took a bunch of pictures of me

Silliness is part of the point

I'm gonna do it with Ban; he'll be a bearded Astolfo who gives handjobs in the bathroom

U can come too

Cheesy pick up lines can work as fun icebreakers :3

Luka's a kawaii photographer

Oh Astolfo is actually the gril you're posting too isn't it

Or boi

Astolfo is a boi

I never Googled the character until now; I just knew that Ban does gay things as Astolfo in VR sometimes

I havent bothered to get my own character for VRChat.. been discouraged with the whole blender and what not

Luka didn't take this one but its one of my favorites.

VR seems like it'll be pretty cool, but it just isn't good enough and cheap enough for me to want to buy it then

Actually, I don't even know how much it costs

All I know is that I want it to be cheaper

*want to buy it yet

When u start using entirely wrong words for no reason

~450 usd

I don't think I will get vr set just for vrchat as fun as it would be. i'm working on getting a gaming pc

You need at least a 970 for vr

Cat ears improve everything

Who is that you're with? Just a random person? ^^

Yeah pretty expensive

I think there are other good things besides VR chat tho

Idk, all I know is that I watched Bebop do badly at some shooting one

I'm suppose to get back around 1k from my tax. Just waiting on that plus the whole bitcoin farming going on

Vr hentai is the other thing I could think of

I adopted that VR fox girl.

hope you snipe a solid upgrade

I haven't really looked into it

Are there even VR-controlled fleshlights yet?

Oh I guess she's one of the daughters u mentioned

Or a new one

Same one

I hope so too

Probably in prototype

good morning chaps

Weird how you e-flirt with so many girls and yet you still haven't lost your VR virginity

Are u waiting for VR marriage or something

Probably

It'll be interesting to see how things like VR sex and sex bots affect the world

I think it's probably done snowing here until next winter

Kinda had my eye on that 2k meme sexdoll but I thought I can't quite give up on relationships yet

What does losing my VR virginity count as ?

Headin out now, got work tomorrow. Good talking to ya'll

Honestly I don't even know how e-sex in VR chat works

Do you just kind of like, rub your crotches against each other, or does it let you have penises and stuff?

I don't have interest in relationships right now but I also don't really have interest in owning a sex bot

Idk

Have you put your VR cock in anyone's orifice? Or received VR cock in your orifice?

See above, I think people in VR chat have e-sex somehow but I don't know how they do it

Sleep well ^^

I mean lots of times

thats half the fun of that game

I never actually got off on it though

it was always as a joke

Some day, in a dystopian future, parents will have to explain to their children how VR sex works because everyone will be so addicted to the VR anime world that they won't want 3DPD sex anymore

I'm sure it can be hot with good dirty talk

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For some people

Probably depends on how much you like dirty talk in general and whether or not anyone you know actually has a hot voice

Didn't you get off to cybering Goggles, tho?

I don't see how you could be in a relationship with him for that long without unironically giving him dick

My best friends gf told me she wants to jerk me off and then wipe my cum on him in vr

No offense Goggles ilu and cocklust is fine

I guess if he's your best friend you should probably consider telling him

Seems weird even as an ironic prank

He cucks her all the time

pretty sure its an open relationship

I guess it's either that or just a very unhealthy one that's burning to death slowly

Or the whole thing is an ironic meme

I'll end up friend zoning her.

Shes cool but only as a friend.

I thought that was a given since you want to stay single ^^

I guess you mean "with benefits" is excluded from that

I've only played a tennis game. I feel like I'm missing out.

I'm content with just hearing about Ban's shenanigans until VR is better

I took Mordin to play with team 5 and he kept talking about how he had to pee.

so I had to leave with him

I could tell Vince was getting mad at a lot of the people in the room anyways

Play what and what is "team 5"

I don't know what all this computer mumbo jumbo you whippersnappers do is about

youtube.com/watch?v=1BIWq4pCHFM&t=1468s

We were at one of these talent shows

RIDE
OR DIE
SCOOTERNAYSHUN

I think I'd feel a little weird with every second dude walking around as a loli or anime girl

Would actually remind me a lot like this place.

VRchat is literally just this but more social

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I'm sure VRchat makes more people gay than this place

So u just watch and do nonsense on the stage I guess

Nice

Nyanshun

Just treat them like the cute fembois they are

I have kind of reclusive tendencies so this place is a good balance for me

If any Discord group chat I'm in is too active, I either leave it or mute every way it can notify me of things completely

I WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY HETEROSEXUAL IF I DID NOT CLICK THIS SITE LINK

This too.

Or maybe not because its voice chat and people can't pretend to be an anime girl as well.

Its pretty fun

I've noticed that most of the people from here don't really talk in vrchat because they are to shy or something

They'll get mad when I don't know their characters name

Oh yeah. How about real girls? Are there any or do they get spammed once they speak on the mic?

nyan~ nya~

Really? I thought it was just Luka

She's silent but deadly

Luka doesn't speak because the moment she opens her mouth, the song that ends the world will burst forth from within

Its full of girls

I'm in a discord with a bunch of married women and they all work out with each other in VRchat

I guess I shouldn't be suprised people lack social skills from here

idk

Luka does a good job for not talking

I have to take a fitness test at 9:30 in the morning and its 2am

Used to be in a wow guild with a bunch of married women. They were terrible, but guess you can't be bad at VRchat

The working out thing is clever though

I never experienced that with femmy weeb bois anywhere else

I thought they did Discord calls and stuff tho

I mostly lack an interest in socializing much

I'm going to bed

bye bye

Sleep well~

nini

i too am going to sleep
my cold is in full force I'm in DIE mode

Yeah hibernate it off

Make sure to drink a lot of water too

Important cute bob teen ebin art I haven't posted yet

If Luka can't admit that that's motherfucking pretty yuri then she's just lying

baeloved bean, dreamies

Gonna make food brb

If thread is dead when I get back I'll spam it to life

Feed me pls

Don't u have breakfast sausage or whatever Ukrainians eat?

My idea of Ukrainian food is just the kind of food I had in Slovakia because it's the closest country I have experience of

Too slow, i already ate

Nice, problem solved

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Why you think that i'm eat something special?

Those who do not imagine Nezi's anime girls with rabbit ears whenever he posts have not seen the truth

I don't know what you eat, dude

What did you eat? ^^

Maybe weird ham spread stuff on bread

That's my next guess

Two eggs, mozarela, beef chops, sauerkraut

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Sounds pretty good

I haven't had sauerkraut in a while; I kind of miss it

🤔.

memem

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I don't understand the context of that picture but I like drawing stuff like that in my note book.

Memes are decaying

And yeah I remember learning to do that in art class

I actually found it hilarious how some people treat memes like a currency. The whole.. rare memes and depreciation etc.

Griddles actually mentioned doge coin to me recently for some reason

Are people meme-ing that again

I still have my 2k doge coin somewhere.

Just checked the poll again

Interesting results so far

strawpoll.me/15160488

Idk if I do

Looks like you could maybe make a few entire cents on that right now tho

Making da waffle

I did the math and 2k is TWELVE entire cents

Back when it was in demand, I could have made 20 dollary doos.

Are u sure

coingecko.com/en/price_charts/dogecoin/usd

I guess it went up recently because of the Bitcoin drama

I can't remember. I just w3ant to be rich

Hope bitcoin and crypto tanks hard

youtube.com/watch?v=IaXzcTrY0Vg

I'm hungry but I ate like three servings of curry earlier and it's all gone now and all I have else is pop tarts

Fuuuuuuck, why my computer is so fucking weak

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god damn cryptominers driving up all the GPU prices

I had a strawberry poptart and turned my heat back on because it got chilly again
Still hungry
Still poor

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nezi I've showered twice but I still smell like rotten vegetables what should I do

Then you probably aren't doing it right

how do you do it
I apply soap and water to myself what's the secret method you use that I'm missing

I dont think I do anything differently than that.
Are you fat?

no

then I have no explanation
I'd visit the doctor if that was me

Ke ba b

youtube.com/watch?v=02vuSnVF8sU

Lewds I'll pay you 60 bucks to beat up Hu irl

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Accidentally hit New Reply before writing anything lol

You'd beat someone up for $60?

Not really lol

I don't wanna pay like 300 though lmao

Besides, why would you want Hu beat up?

It'd be pretty funny

Come on

Because Soto wants to complete the Ultimate Cuck Justu

Is that so? How about you go beat up someone in the states then :3 I'll pay you 60 bucks

I thought he already mastered those arts

test

Cause he wants to cyber me, but can't get in my pants, the faggot

Did she nut or did he nut?

Because she has that precious O-face, but I see his nut coming out.

Stop spamming.

I am spam.

Can somebody kill me?

Or better beat all shit from me

oh, I would do it if we lived closer.

Winter holidays made me lazy shit

Thanks man, i appreciate this

I'm on my winter break now, got 4 days of nothing to do, because work didn't schedule me, maybe I'll start working on a gun project or something.

Базы-хуязый данные-хуянные

Even one day of procrastination pulls you in a big shithole, be careful

I can't read that.

You don't need to

"scrum" is more like "scum"

I'm good about getting back to work, I should be doing midterm homework though, I'll probably start that tonight.

Where did you work?

I work retail right now because I needed a flexible schedule to be able to go to school full time, I sell sporting goods, and guns.

So you're gun store owner?

no, just an employee at dunhams.

I wish someone would beat me up

again, if we were closer I would do it.

Visa-free regime with the English is still in force?

more or less
I imagine they'd be a lot more relaxed about it than ukraine

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Where is everyone?

Dying in the cold

I'm still here.
also /d/ is great for hentai humor threads.

I'm here too desu

It's so cold in Denmark?

Isn't here is 10-15 people more?

yes usually
maybe all the americans are out shovelling snow

yeah, usually animus is most active thread on here.

no snow in michigan, it's been 50F all week

I don't know maybe they all organised an e-orgy over vrchat or something

I would say discord.

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Siberian cold hit here too. Not as bad as Ukraine for sure, but still quite bad

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Today was -15, kinda cold. The fun thing is what all december and half of january was + 6 - -3

Got it

oh, those stray dogs, Detroit has a similar issue.

Lol, rly?
From 2015 to 2018 i saw only like 3 homeless dogs in my district

Tbh i have a lot of vietnamese in my district

oh, as far as I understood, Russia has a ton of stray dogs, I figured stuff like a dog stuck in a bumper would be common place.

I like the way you think.

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Fuck, to bad camera to see the snow storm

Winnie the MOTHER FUCKING Pooh!!!!!

I enjoy the snow.

Dude, i'm not russian, in russia when stray dogs eat some guy in village it's ok. In Ukraine even a single stray dog it isn't ok

December warmer here too. Just -10 today, but with 20m/s winds, it can be quite unpleasant, especially if you have to walk across a completely open plane

Except the dogs aren't the problem there

yeah, but, you said
so I figured that's what we were talking about, I figured Ukraine is a cleaner place by far.

well yeah, you don't hear much about the dogs, as opposed to the other problem.

Heck, i translate uncorrect again

Lol, nothing to say

incorrect*

translated incorrectly
I think...

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Yes. That would indeed be incorrect, not "uncorrect".

Remember to capitalise your I's

capItalIse aII your I's

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it's cool.

we had a few days it hit like -10F here,

chill the fuck out everyone, hutzpa is just fine, so long as you understand what is said just fucking let it be, uncorrect is not a bad word for it, it's just not a standard way to say it.

No no no, first of all i'm angry on myself, i hate mistakes, even the little

I FAILED ENGLISH? THAT IS UNPOSSIBLE

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Hmelnitskiy

oh, so you want to be corrected, as long as it's constructive, I'll help.

I belive you mean inpossible

At the end of the day, people understand you and that's by far the most important thing

Guess you're the one who's most bothered by it then~

KIM POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to fuck her would be inpossible.

BOOM!

82kg of muscle, yeah

losing weight by eating cake?

Yeah, is something wrong?

what kind of cake?

This kind

Big censor square on the cake.

looks good.

it hides the tasty cocks.

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It's jelly, you sick bastards

raspberry right?

yuck

jam and jelly are both yuck

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