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Bard ♥

u ever eat oreos + popcorn

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I was saving this image readied for when I got the oppurtunity to ink your post because I'm socially autistic and cant start a covnersation off a post linked to soemone else desu

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Hey, how's you and your work hours treating you Squash?

It didn't register my click :<

Nope, neither

I don't know

the bullying is off to a good start....

you ver eat oreos and popcorn
?

Like... at the same time?

hehe yes

eat a oreo like any normal human would (by removing the top ) and hten eat the tp w/ a pop corn and then the bottom w/ a pop corn

it's a iowa thing

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Oh well.

LOL

lol

But no, that sounds stupid.

Was looking for this image the other day...

You're welcome

:3

i was jus gaffin with ya mate

actually its not a iowa thing I jus got really high and it tasted gret

you sound stupid

Fat lotta good it does me now tho.

I correct myself, it's stupid, like Bard.
I bet it was actually your brothers that beat the shit outa you and stuffed your mouth and pants full of popcorn and oreos.

should have just asked, faget

nuh uh I did good at fightingn tonight ;~l

our friends came over and me and my brother foght them : 3

The last time I did you didn't come through!

WOW! You brother had even MORE people come over and take advantage of you?
That little asshole of yours isn't gonna be so little anymore if you keep wearing it out like this Bard.

I did, and the very second you found it yourself

-stocks the freezer with mango ice cream and stares out the window. It's getting cold again and he's worried-

my asshole is just fine thank you very much...........

That still means you lose.

Prove it.

no help for you next time then, fag

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Fine.

-sads a little and squeaks for his friend, before turning away from the window- v.v

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youtube.com/watch?v=_-_h2vQyzJY

*hugs Sonata*

I win~

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-feels a little better and hugs back-

-squeaks?-

bit cold for that isnt it ?

How's dear Sonata?

too much winning

-is very sleepy- o.o

hot tub

Oh, going to take a nappy soon?

nice

fuck that sounds like the best thing I could think of right now ctually

damn kiss you know how to chill

I wish the only one close to my house wasn't the smelly YMCA one

-has to stay up to feed kitties at 6:30. Got some bad news about one of his kitties last week. He has thyroid disease and now must have a pill crushed up in his food twice a day- v.v

O-oh.
I hope he gets better.

could be worse

I had to go to the ymca around here when I was young and it had a pretty nice pool but I neverr got to use the hot tub so I wouldnt know

probably wheer all the old guys like to hang out

v.v -shakes head nu. The only cure is radioactive iodine which costs $1000- ;_;

The pool is alright, but the hot tub is filled with either old people or little kids and soaked in chlorine so it gives me a headache.

Home, at last

old men are gross lol

Oh, the government doesn't pay for that?

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youtube.com/watch?v=3iljrBXkoLo

-doesn't understand, why would the government pay for kitty surgery?-

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lol

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what's so funny

haha

stop laughing at me

xD

STOP

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Loafie is a hikkineet?

no I just don't like being laughed at it makes me feel uncomfortable

;)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

please stop

lol

please

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lol @ Loafie

LMAO Loafie!

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what's wrong with you people why do you have to do this to me

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Because you show weakness.

We smell blood.

nothing I can do about that if I'm a weak person

I feel like you take this way too seriously.

Dazel was like that.

tell me more about Dazel

Would Revy be a good wife

Do you have a womb?

Not as far as I know

Then nope

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It's not fair

Where is my internet

Being stolen by Russian usurpers

: )

Do you mean Putins bank account

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I survived the plague!!

*pets*

I'm still deep in it.

Good luck friend!!!

I believe in you

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gay

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Can you understand spoken English?

Kek

+ -
80%-90% of words

How are you learning English now?

This place & stackoverflow

I see...
Why are you learning English?

Because it international language. Knowledge of english makes international communication easier, especially with my education.

You're such a dork.

When are you moving to America?

Entertain me.

I can fly to my sister in NYC like a tourist , but i don't have visa and money to plane

Its too bad you can't see my replies because this WebM is pretty entertaining.

Move to Americaaa
We love foreigners!

Buy me a tickets first, lul

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I'll be back later. Its raining and I wanna go play outside

By by

In Latvia, communism it's officially a mental disease

brb, moving to Latvia

Eh, i wish i can kill every communist i see

Oh, wait, i can

oh boy

i bet the rain in new jersey is filthy tho

i know it is here

wonder where all the cranky posters are like Ian and Tsuchi, sunday is the perfect time to be a whiny dry cunt

Probably at church.

We prefer beat red pigs
youtube.com/watch?v=Emk6QMVma3w&bpctr=1519578911
3:00

beat them real good

Haha! Maybe Ian, I would believe that, I'm pretty sure Tsuchi is far from religious though

Wouldn't doubt Smiles makes him go.

youtube.com/watch?v=7W9Ix3GtSq0

It was 2014, great year

youtube.com/watch?v=G1rFoBCcY6Y

heheh

COMMUNISM WILL WIN

This guy don't think so :^)

Al-Kebab.

Ian's a cranky poster now?

Moturnachka

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Apparently everyone is cranky because no one is making Elma feel like a pretty princess 24/7.

i think he made nezi sad yesterday, id consider that in the cranky category

maybe he just had sand in his vagina yesterday

Your words, not mine lol

Isn't Nezi usually sad though?

Yeah, his work overstresses him but he shouldn't take it out on wild Nezis.

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A YAYAYA YAYAYA YA.

I mean, if you do not act in thread like how you act to people in real life then like, you are a nazi.
I mean.
You should totally be genial and amiable with everyone, all the time, in the online universe, because if you aren't then you are worse than Pinochet.
Literally had to report 17 people from this very thread because they were causing a major case of the downs.
Like, come on, this is MY HUGBOX, DO NOT RUIN THE SAFE SPACE.

What's a Pinochet?

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Its a nut, so you should probably go HAM on them.

safe spaces should be safe

Do nuts go with ham? Never heard of that combo.

WELL GUESS WHAT LOAFIE, I AM GOING TO BULLY YOU TO DEATH. LIKE I DID TO FRITTER.

I fucking love Janusz Korwin.
Need more people like him

I'll show you the kind of ham that nuts go really well with~

Huh?

I'm still picturing like a peanut butter and ham sandwich so idk.

Hu means they're penis. Even though theyve got gender distopia.

you live in jersey now?

Is a Communist right or left?

Google "Геннадій Москаль" you will like him

Left

Well why would I want to see that?

I live near detroit, you told me you were from New Jersey

Of course blood chan is from Jersey
They're a Jets fan.
Absolute Disdain for Pleb.

How disappointing

Oh this is gold

Oh then everyone where I live is a communist...
You'll kill me too...

Lol I'm from New York City born and raised

Fuck Jersey, my JETS came from NYC

no surprises there, you do lie a lot

Ukraine also can offer to you the political boxing

Left != communist, you pretty ok

AND ENGLAND IS MY CITY

ATleast when Blood-chan lies it is cute. Unlike some people here.

I appreciate you asking/warning me instead of sending it unsolicited though^^

Its how you get on top in this world

I'm center-right.
I do have some liberal values
Like women should kill their babies, only because it involves killing babies and it makes me laugh

I thought England is a country....?

im not cute... and i don't lie!

England is a city in the Glorious United States of Europe. Do not believe the fake news. Brexit is breakfast.

GLORIOUS LEFTIISM

The snow just ripped me off for 120 buckaroos :(

Could someone link that political standings quiz though. I forget which one that was.

Me to can we fuck already :^)
You hear about "Baseball abortion"?

u funny, I kill you last

politicalcompass.org/

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Thank you^^

*pat*

lol

KILL CENTRISTS

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TFW CENTRISTS

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I don't know enough about politics to understand this chart.

Explains your results

With a lot of political 'isms' that I don't know and historical figures I don't recognize *shrugs*

idk I'm kinda close to Gandhi so that can't be a bad thing.

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Rate me

My mother tried to kill me once with a fish slice

Literally to the Gulag you fucking dirty Kulak.

I've only seen the movie and he was not portrayed in that light. I didn't know he did that.

Welp.

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SHAME she did not succeed.

Good afternoon, Squash.

If you get a slight interest in it ever, try again and you'll see your result changes quite a bit

me half a year ago / 10

Revy needs a new coolant system

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Afternoon.
I'm going to bed in like 10.

I probably won't. I make a point to try and avoid the news.

*Gives Revy Phase Coolant Sigma*

Me too if this hangover doesn't do something with itself :/

Man, isn't dick just the most adDICKtive thing?

I envy you. The news makes you really hate some people

sleep well

That's riDICKulous

Is this because you live in country that's literally become muslim?

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Mmhm, well I don't know if it's envy-worthy, but like I'm simply not about that life anymore.

Being hateful, that is.

AYYY SUCKIN DAT DICK FOR DADDY STALIN

post what you're listening to

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youtube.com/watch?v=vJyR2QpHGvc

And cause I attend uni and am forced to spend most of my time with hippy commies

Were any of us?
Eventually though, life will come around and slap you hard in the face and eventually you'll break and hit back

How do I install this in my skin

not listening to music just watching a long youtube vid, going to sober up for a few days because ive had waaaay too much weed and music will just make me want to smoke

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Straight Edge!

I don't know why people still live in Europe. Just come to America.

We can fuck any time, honey :)

I have not heard of a baseball abortion...

Strange to see. Haven't seen the flag here before, have a friend who recently moved there to teach English, and the civil unrest/Russia annexing stuff.

Because we have Churches and Toilets that are older than your country.

Rly?

I can tell you whatever you want to know about Ukraine

That's pretty chill. Have you checked out those 24/7 lofi chill streams?

I didn't hit back, I just overcame my struggles. Still no reason to be resentful or hateful imo. Maybe that's just me.

1x Scalpel (sterile)
1x syringe with lidocaine
1oz iodine
1x surgical grade stitching thread
1x curved sewing needle
2x ibuprofen
gauze pads/wrap

the curved sewing needle should be sterile too*

Good morning I am COLD

YOU FORGOT TO PACK YOUR BLANKY DUMBDUMB

also don't be mad but i slept with my roommate last night

How fucked will my friend be if he tries to export guns as an American citizen with a work visa, assuming I deal with the import side of things?

No, but I've had youtube.com/watch?v=N2pzcbZ8l6o looping for more than a few hours in the past few days for some reason.

Remember that time Swedish Fish had a panic attack at the trap house and stole the Ravioli.

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I am currently wrapped in 2 blankets

Fuck you

&^&&@#^@&$

Maybe that'll change~
Good luck not to however!

Hello COLD, I'm Hu, nice to meet you!

No, just literal sleeping lol

I needed drunk cuddles.

Wow...
I want an old toilet...
Anyway I love America, we have so much food there and vast land. Muslims aren't even a problem here because we all have guns.

I have not! It sounds scary!

Do people really just sleep with each other?

Makes me want to Immigrate.

Sometimes.

It's better than this goddam couch at least.

that's more the strain of autism I've come to expect from eastern europe to be honest

its not that hard to sleep next to someone when you aren't so distrustful

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Right?

Casual sex is a thing.

come live with me :3

You can't even imagine, what nationality is real problematic IT'S RUSSIANS, WHAT ARE SURPRISE

A new poster house? i AM IN FOR THAT.

I've never slept with someone with sexual connotations

:(

Your friend should look for answers of this question in law, not in anime chat

I don't think Fishy liked that joke very much :(

yeah fuck russians!

I'm Blood-chan I'm not new >_<

Wow

Loco is just a fucking mess. A great, big, mess.

I am cold and can't find anything on my pc that I actually want to play.

You said you could tell me whatever I wanted
And I don't know if he's ever shot a gun even; I just want a G36, which you can't get here.

By new I meant the more recentest iteration. The original being the Fish/Scarlet Ravioli Trap House.
Baka.

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pls unblock me

Pat the head

Fair enough, my bad

Babe, chill, I'm okay

So how do strange people keep coming here anyways? How do you find this place?

mmkay. sorry for stupid jokes :(

and no chill. we need you to warm up^^

I can't even get through a day on 2 ibuprofen

lol why come?

That would stink.

My body is trying it's best to not fall completely apart and it hurts

Lupis?

-yawns and hugs his stuffed rabbit before hurrying to the kitchen for morning tea!-

Lupus*

ahaha poor

im kidding, good luck

Do you still not want to kill people with me?

nothing wrong with being a virgin until you are older, some people just have a hard time getting those sorts of situations to work out

lol "hard time"

heh

Maybe, I don't remember. Maybe they will pop around sometime. Who knows. But, in the house rules... Are you going to be doing the domestics?

I wish it were as simple as lupus
I don't even have a real diagnosis because no one can figure out what's wrong but as far as I know it specifically isn't crohns or a degenerative brain disorder

0.0 -pounces and snugs. Has missed you-

That is my little secret

What?

Welp.. good luck with that.

Also, if you're taking ibuprofen everyday... gg stomach lining, which can't be helping your situation.

Yes I will domesticate Fish and Scarlet. They will never be able to leave my house.

ow...
kill with me?

you pat too hard ;__;

I just haven't met the right girl yet. I don't want to let just anyone inside me.

I eat most of the time before I take ibuprofen

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i feel you, my girl wanted to get in this booty too, but she was a virgin when we met so it's like calm down girl at least figure out what you like organic first

Teach me your ways of eating.

Do you have something against this?

-gets the hacksaw for you- ^-^

I thought Sabrina had been there by now

Pat pat. Hvordan håndterer du kulden?

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Sometimes I have pop tarts or ramen or Wendy's and sometimes I have homemade curry or pasta
Nothing is digested properly and that's part of the problem
I also have frequent severe migraines with lots of side effects and after effects but the medication I have now is helping a lot
I'm quitting my job so hopefully I'll have the time and energy to cook myself good food and take care of my body but it keeps getting worse

So you're not new, since no one is
Or you're someone's friend?

Bummer.

I have trouble with like not being able to eat in the morning and then just not eating lol

Try smoking weed. Not even being snarky. If you're in that much pain or whatever it's probably worth a try.

Ad helvedes til. Dog heldigt nok vi ikke befinder os på Bornholm

Nope, i'm completely newfag here.
Nope x2

I haven't smoked in a while but the last time I did I had a lot of problems

wow rektage

idk then

bc confirmed

Same

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Дістали вже, я не чийсь віртуал, або щось з цього

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She was too big for me.

affection is my weakness...

why are you encouraging me ;__;
you've changed !

Hunting with Blood-chan

close enough

-laughs and brings you coffee and gluten free pear slices-

Yeah, i see it already

hi sonata

Nice. Big enough to get a name?

Synes satme også det er lige groft nok.
Er lige på besøg hos de gamle, så der er god comfy på.

-waves and wonders where he can get a grilled cheese bed- 0.0

f-for me..?
watch Hacksaw Ridge, it really sad :c

Do you like affection?

lol that pic

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-has to watch the last hobbit movie, then will watch that!-

-Also nods and holds the plate up to you. Always makes sure you have fresh pears waiting for you-

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*ahem*

SAY NEW THREAD, YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!

She used to call it Love.